Steak Expert Reacts to Asmongold's $2 Steak

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  • čas přidán 21. 10. 2022
  • Does Asmongold NOT Care About Steaks!?
    Video by Steak Lover Beergr • Steak Lover REACTS to ...
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  • @MAJICB0B
    @MAJICB0B Před rokem +3232

    I like how this guy is analyzing everything Asmon does thinking it was all strategically done to increase comedic value, but it's just Asmon living his life.

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 Před rokem +136

      skill vs talent

    • @Hehe-oo2kj
      @Hehe-oo2kj Před rokem +239

      @@billylion3073 Asmon definitely knows how funny shit he does and says is to his audience and plays into it.

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 Před rokem +79

      @@Hehe-oo2kj yeah hes not a dumb guy seems quite self aware to be sure

    • @ssteg1
      @ssteg1 Před rokem +114

      Let me sum up your comment in one sentence. “Asmon is not a content creator, he is content.”

    • @kevz2495
      @kevz2495 Před rokem +15

      @@ssteg1 but original comment is also just one sentence. lmao

  • @EvolvedProblems
    @EvolvedProblems Před rokem +4988

    A 20 minute stream of Asmon cooking a $2 steak has turned into hours of content

    • @curri189
      @curri189 Před rokem +165

      That's what I call return on investment

    • @tarmok3756
      @tarmok3756 Před rokem +32

      big brain energy

    • @theskywalker8416
      @theskywalker8416 Před rokem +48

      react to what ppl react to him is infinite contents

    • @ntesla4714
      @ntesla4714 Před rokem +17

      yeah he should do more steak videos

    • @valkrenfrost
      @valkrenfrost Před rokem +27

      Also have to take into account the scale: If the average viewer watches two hours worth of content from the original, to the branched content, multiply that by several MILLION viewers.... all for cooking a $2 steak. Asmongold just creates value out of thin air, it's why he deserves every penny in his bank account.

  • @f_R_3_a_K
    @f_R_3_a_K Před rokem +695

    Asmongold is the human equivalent of a 2015 Toyota Camry body over a full 2-frame chassis drag racer. You think he's going to ask you for cash but he secretly has more money than his local government.

    • @zxcvbnmasdfghjkl51
      @zxcvbnmasdfghjkl51 Před rokem +47

      "More money than his local government".
      Love it.

    • @ollieanon4341
      @ollieanon4341 Před rokem +4

      True

    • @BarackObamerHimselfEXCLUSIVE
      @BarackObamerHimselfEXCLUSIVE Před 11 měsíci +6

      The human sleeper

    • @Wayward9
      @Wayward9 Před 11 měsíci +7

      2015 toyota camry is still a decent car. A 1999 run down volkswagen jetta would be more accurate

    • @bjarne431
      @bjarne431 Před 11 měsíci

      Maybe he does, I think it hugely depends if he knows how to manage money..

  • @snubbiyu_biyu
    @snubbiyu_biyu Před rokem +143

    I like how with each $2 steak reaction we get new lore on his house.

  • @Omniaverage
    @Omniaverage Před rokem +2700

    I watched the original video, then the reaction video, and now the reaction to the reaction. No regrets honestly

    • @PedranZ
      @PedranZ Před rokem +68

      What a world we live in....

    • @gaskina13
      @gaskina13 Před rokem +7

      Bahahahaha

    • @ratslayer279
      @ratslayer279 Před rokem +34

      Same lmao, I just finished watching the reaction video and got this recommended, the circle is complete

    • @davidkimw
      @davidkimw Před rokem +4

      lol i was gonna say this lol

    • @westchinaman
      @westchinaman Před rokem +31

      now, I want the steak expert to reacts to the reaction of the reaction.

  • @Mattathais
    @Mattathais Před rokem +709

    The $2 Steak Series is the gift that keeps on giving. Can't wait for season 2.

  • @brianh392
    @brianh392 Před rokem +177

    "I refuse to eat any food that is even one day off of its expiration date, for ANY reason; Unless I am hungry."
    -Asmongold circa 2022

  • @jordtz3190
    @jordtz3190 Před rokem +98

    When he said “one time I tried to make something else that wasn’t a stake… now I only make stakes” I was dead 😂

    • @urbankoistinen5688
      @urbankoistinen5688 Před 9 měsíci

      Is that funny because it is not: ... that was a mistake?

    • @deafinki
      @deafinki Před 8 měsíci

      It is pretty funny because of the implications. @@urbankoistinen5688

  • @SirComSize
    @SirComSize Před rokem +573

    Good lord I never thought I'd sink 90+ minutes into a diy steak video but here we are

    • @96Logan
      @96Logan Před rokem +21

      Dude, we are in it for the long haul. Can't believe how much content this has gotten, but I'm on the steak bus with ya, lol

    • @demiballs2396
      @demiballs2396 Před rokem +3

      shows how little your time is worth lmao

    • @TurtleMarchingKing
      @TurtleMarchingKing Před rokem +3

      I've showed this video to all my friends, they love it, I really think we really have something that can bring people from all over together! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Abdullah_N1987
      @Abdullah_N1987 Před rokem +6

      Watch at double speed to halve your guilt

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast Před rokem +2302

    I'm the same as this guy. I never watch WOW unless its asmon just shooting the shit. When he brought out the A1 "Thick and Hardy" nonchalantly, it damn near made me choke on my steak. Asmon just has this way about his humor and knows at this point how to thread the needle for content.

    • @David-eg4lv
      @David-eg4lv Před rokem +140

      @@hentaimonster ​ he is nearly carbon neutral, leave him alone.

    • @Spotlightingidiocy
      @Spotlightingidiocy Před rokem +89

      @@hentaimonster The only sad individual here is you projecting your insecurities in the youtube comments section.

    • @dingledoggo7553
      @dingledoggo7553 Před rokem

      @@Spotlightingidiocy The man was just spitting facts, Asmon truly does live the degenerate lifestyle

    • @gochiefs206
      @gochiefs206 Před rokem +1

      @@hentaimonster bro your name is hentai monster lol

    • @ashash6866
      @ashash6866 Před rokem +18

      @@hentaimonster i mean, as long as hes happy doesn't matter what he does or how he lives life tbr.

  • @Phytom
    @Phytom Před rokem +224

    How to get skinny by Asmongold: Get addicted to WoW, so eating becomes a chore that will potentially ruin your 5 second time window of encountering Aeonaxx in Deepholm after waiting 24 hours for him to spawn.

  • @hazardous8301
    @hazardous8301 Před rokem +1047

    Can we just talk about how my man’s is one of the biggest streamers, and is most definitely bringing in bank, yet is still just a minimalist, living in his parents old house, eating $2 steaks off of paper plates with silverware he got from chipotle 😂

    • @BrendanishLeo
      @BrendanishLeo Před rokem +228

      He might be a bit deluded about being clean and everything, but gotta say, I'd infinitely rather people living like Asmon than the mfs buying 10 cars and a mansion for fun

    • @BrendanishLeo
      @BrendanishLeo Před rokem +42

      @@PastPositive That's fair lol, I just wanted to point out I respect that he isn't flaunting his wealth constantly. But yeah, man deserves a decent house and better than a $2 dinner lol. Took care of his teeth, now he's gotta do what all the other peeps did and get ripped

    • @otrxking9660
      @otrxking9660 Před rokem +28

      ​@@BrendanishLeo why would he do what everyone else is doing, i think hes doing fine just being himself. What he deserves just like everyone else is happiness and as long as hes happy thats all that matters. Also just cuz someone has millions of dollars doesnt mean they have to have or buy "better things". Thats why majority of regular ppl that receive alot of money become poor again.

    • @blindy9897
      @blindy9897 Před rokem +14

      @@PastPositive That's a big reason why he has so much money. Sure he could indulge but I know a lot of people like Asmon and they all have serious money, just no desire to spend any of it.

    • @KeironGM
      @KeironGM Před rokem +15

      and yet when his mom wants a 200$ silverware set he just buys it for her even though he doesnt think they need it

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn Před rokem +174

    Asmon's gathering an entire Avengers worth of people talking shit about his steak habits.

    • @matejbosela9093
      @matejbosela9093 Před rokem +1

      Well, he got a cooking book worth of steak cooking advice for free and by renown YT home-cooks and actual chefs, even from steakhouses. Thats imo worth a lot!

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits Před rokem +1

      I won't lie, I used to eat a lot like Asmongold so I can relate. Ever since I went vegan and gluten free (dairy and wheat made me feel sick and I didn't want to eat meat/fish or eggs anymore) though, pre-made meals were suddenly more expensive and so I basically had to learn to cook to save money. My cooking skills slowly improved over several years and my food went from plain and meh to ok and sometimes decent.
      But just this past year I got really into cooking for enjoyment, and because I wanted to make food at home that gives as beautiful of a mealtime experience as my favorite restaurants. Cooking is just a great skill to have. Now I meal prep like 8 different meals and snacks for the week regularly and experiment with a lot more experience and wisdom (largely gotten from channels like ProHomeCooks and Ethan Chlebowski, but also a decent amount from personal experience) than when I got started, and everyone I share my food with loves it pretty consistently now.
      I say all this to say that I've been on both sides now, the "minmax asmongold-style" side and the cooking-as-art side, and it made this video that much more entertaining. And also as a simple message that getting good at cooking is so worth it and I definitely recommend it. It's just a universally good skill to invest some time into because everyone eats regularly, haha. You'd be surprised how good of a meal you can make when you've got the basics down and know a few pro tips! And if you're ever in a bind, it can be a life-saver to know how to make a good meal with whatever's in your pantry and fridge. I also find it helps to maintain a fulfilled and positive state of mind, making life more enjoyable one meal at a time. There's just something that a really DAMN good meal does to your subconscious that makes your day feel better than before.

    • @majora919
      @majora919 Před rokem +4

      @@mikeexits nobodys reading all that vegan mumbo jumbo

  • @ezraneumann6665
    @ezraneumann6665 Před rokem +319

    I love watching Asmon agree with himself in a past video for 40 minutes strait 😂😂😂 adds so much value to the already funny previous video

    • @xombiemike
      @xombiemike Před rokem +3

      It's like... do we even need a middle man? Just react to your own videos, man. It's great. Don't wait for someone to react, so you can react to their reaction, just react to your own video.

    • @jodychilds6619
      @jodychilds6619 Před rokem +1

      Cannot stop laughing 😂

    • @ezraneumann6665
      @ezraneumann6665 Před rokem

      You could go deep in the rabbit hole, reacting to a reaction of your reaction of your original video 😂 a never ending content loop

  • @Mellypepper
    @Mellypepper Před rokem +26

    I liked this guys reaction. His laugh is infectious. He's just having a good time. 😂

  • @squid8520
    @squid8520 Před rokem +265

    Hearing Asmon talk about letting his mom buy the gold forks brought a tear to my eye. He was so good to her.

    • @AuxxiliaryATC
      @AuxxiliaryATC Před rokem +32

      I think he enabled her like she enabled him when he was younger before he was a popular streamer. I agree with you though. I wish he would take better care of himself and not go down the path of his mother. Not saying he will I just dont think the way he lives is healthy. The cleanliness problem stems from depression or something else mental. But who I am to tell people how to live. Hes a good dude though

    • @empty3102
      @empty3102 Před rokem +51

      If you lived 20 years poor asf, you'd find little reason to clean what is to you an acceptable living condition. Its kinda like playing a different mmo after sinking years into one. Not many people would budge from their comfort.
      Changing up his lifestyle also takes effort and work. And the type of gains you get isn't really to asmons interest.
      If our ancestors ever looked at us. Washing our hands everytime we took a piss and everytime before eating, we'd look like pretentious shits.
      Asmon doesn't get sick because hes exposed himself to these conditions for years, a body naturally adapts and conditions itself to be resistant to this.
      Just because someone chooses to live like an animal doesn't mean they have a mental issue.

    • @theanimerapper6351
      @theanimerapper6351 Před rokem +2

      @@empty3102 yea if I lived like asmon I would be hella sick, my immune system is weak lol. But I'll never hate or judge a grown man for how he lives in his house 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @beastminer147
      @beastminer147 Před rokem +10

      @@theanimerapper6351 Bro. You need to train your immune system seriously. Always touch your face

    • @pineapplethief4418
      @pineapplethief4418 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@empty3102 you think Asmongold doesn't have mental health issues? I think he has something diagnosable. problem is, to be diagnosed, you have to reach for licenced professional, which he is unlikely to do

  • @1234_Flux
    @1234_Flux Před rokem +411

    It's hard to believe this whole thing isn't a character and he's actually living this way. Like Zack's whole existence feels like an elaborate parody.

    • @n0ttomuch65
      @n0ttomuch65 Před rokem +28

      asmongold is legit fiend

    • @sjoerdsjoerdsma1205
      @sjoerdsjoerdsma1205 Před rokem +2

      Don't you dare doubt him

    • @webmube
      @webmube Před rokem +11

      how is this a parody? Regular american life is a parody, Asmon lives like a normal reasonable human being

    • @AwolGG
      @AwolGG Před rokem +33

      Especially when you know he got paid out $2,500,000 in 2 years of streaming after the twitch leaks last year. Not to mention donations or youtube revenue. The man is balling and lives his life like the regular Joe. he keeps it real af and that's why I respect the fuck out of him.

    • @mauree1618
      @mauree1618 Před rokem +14

      That's why we're here, its like real reality TV at this point. Asmon is a goblin Celebrity.

  • @Asmov
    @Asmov Před rokem +51

    He keeps laughing at the mom references, not knowing that this is genuinely how he lives and every mom reference is him in his own way keeping his mom in his life after she passed.

    • @mikewolf5130
      @mikewolf5130 Před rokem +9

      I didnt look in the comments so you could put me in my feels bro

    • @higglybiggly1174
      @higglybiggly1174 Před rokem +9

      Yeah, it's hard to understand just because most people don't know the whole story. No hate on the guy, because Asmond doesn't come across as grieving, and even jokes about it, so he assumes they're jokes.
      But it is genuinely sad. He has more then enough money to have a better house and even cleaning service every week. But this connects him to his past, and he doesn't know or doesn't want to let go of that. The calendar part got me as well... My grandma did that for grandpa's fishing calendars. He died over a decade ago, but she still has the last one he out up on her wall.

  • @JanLovesBmx
    @JanLovesBmx Před rokem +10

    its so pure, how he thinks its all an act lmao. i love u asmon for being such a unique and at the same time normal person i can relate too much its kinda scary. love this guy aswell hes so polite.

    • @bartsimpson8330
      @bartsimpson8330 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yeah cause it’s alarming how unstable his life is with dirty dishes pot roast, not eating healthy food and eating like a child

  • @YouBetterCallSaul
    @YouBetterCallSaul Před rokem +10

    I have mad respect for Asmon....gives absolutly ZERO fu$ks what ppl think and he's living his best life stacking hella money and hasn't changed at all

  • @Ninjaapplegba
    @Ninjaapplegba Před rokem +316

    I love how he didn't even critique the steak at all he was just laughing the whole time

    • @EchoesOfVoid
      @EchoesOfVoid Před rokem +19

      The man came for steak but stayed to continue his journey. I don't doubt that he is a sub now and that he watches the videos and streams. 😃😃

    • @Nexus-bf3ut
      @Nexus-bf3ut Před rokem +8

      He didn't offer much at all, honestly. I figured as an "expert" he'd show a bit more expression or criticism on his steak; I figured that was the point of him reacting at all. It really just felt like any random dude watching and laughing at this video and it was lame as hell

    • @TwinTurboOnly
      @TwinTurboOnly Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@Nexus-bf3ut its because its a complete joke lol. you can't critique something u dont even take serious.

    • @Nexus-bf3ut
      @Nexus-bf3ut Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@TwinTurboOnly Yes, but the whole point of Asmon reacting to his video was *specifically* because he's an expert on the subject. He literally did nothing outside of just stare at the screen and chuckle. I may as well be an expert on steaks then too

    • @Nightwalk444
      @Nightwalk444 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@Nexus-bf3ut IN YOUR OPINION, that's the whole point.

  • @chasebliss5045
    @chasebliss5045 Před rokem +165

    This man that's reacting to the video is so wholesome and he sucks me into happiness with the he talks back to the video he's watching with that face of pure joy. I wish him the bestest life

    • @narsakucanada154
      @narsakucanada154 Před rokem

      Hey all, I want to share a few experiences I've had this year, I hope it helps someone.

    • @chasebliss5045
      @chasebliss5045 Před rokem

      @@narsakucanada154 Sounds familiar, i once dreamed about a can of beans that got stuck in my ass. Spread the love and always remember, beans got as much hair as asmon

    • @BeergrYT
      @BeergrYT Před rokem +14

      Haha I appreciate you watching! Cheers!

  • @deepakx7
    @deepakx7 Před rokem +40

    Not only is Asmon famous for his WoW skills and content, he is one of the VERY few streamers who is legitimately charismatic, funny and entertaining to just hear SPEAK. A class of his own, a dying breed of TALENT in entertainment.

    • @unboppable1702
      @unboppable1702 Před 10 měsíci +5

      If you could stop CAPSLOCKING all your key WORDS you would probably get more LIKES.

  • @Leiriel
    @Leiriel Před rokem +6

    Have you ever considered a crockpot/slowcooker? It's the most optimized form of minmaxing cooking. I just put stuff in it before I go to sleep and set it to cook for 8 hours, when I'm up there's enough food for like 2 days

  • @fanboy6584
    @fanboy6584 Před rokem +182

    I got to tell you ever since Asmon start reacting to non-gaming stuff, he got a lot of people part of his audience that are not into video gaming news and gameplay including my friends. Keep the content coming man whatever it would be... There will be always be an audience for it

    • @Nitidus
      @Nitidus Před rokem +15

      I also think he's changed a lot over the years. He's a much better person now compared to when I originally got into WoW. Back then, to me, he was just another toxic gamer asshole. Years later, CZcams recommended one of his newer videos and I was so surprised by how much more friendly he had become.

    • @realtalk4994
      @realtalk4994 Před rokem +7

      I'm one of those people. I ran across him for the first time pretty late in the game, I think the first video of his I watched was when he was playing "Getting Over It". Thought his entire shtick was just gonna be raging at games for views. Then maybe a year or two later I ended up running across some videos where he was just bullshitting, and found it really entertaining. Now he's one of my mainstays when I want to watch some CZcams, dude just has an entertaining personality.

    • @soul0172
      @soul0172 Před rokem +1

      Agreed, I knew of I'm for years but only started watching when I started playing Lost Ark, I can't believe I was missing his content for so long

    • @heygek2769
      @heygek2769 Před rokem +2

      @Abraham Johnathan He used to be actually toxic, over the years his toxicity has decreased to the point where he is no longer toxic.
      But on his streams he plays the character of the person he once was.

    • @delawarepearl8489
      @delawarepearl8489 Před rokem +2

      I’m 64 and h ave no idea about the gaming thing but I can’t stop watching Asmon. He is hilarious

  • @carolusrex701
    @carolusrex701 Před rokem +1

    This might be one of the best videos, if not the best, I've ever seen. I haven't laughed so much in quite a while. Thank you so much for this

  • @danielmiller9995
    @danielmiller9995 Před rokem

    Ayo Asmongold..man i love your streams..uploads and your general vibes dude..frfr keep it up and happy new year man

  • @vibes24osrs
    @vibes24osrs Před rokem +79

    you can tell what a good guy Asmon is by how uncomfortable the compliments in the beginning made him .

  • @robertdantzler5983
    @robertdantzler5983 Před rokem +154

    I love just about all of Asmon's stuff, but this guy's laugh was so infectious, it made it just that much more enjoyable. Salt of the earth, genuine type of guy.

  • @biggamer8655
    @biggamer8655 Před rokem +12

    Not gonna lie I never realized how much of an intellectual you were, but man when you stated Steak is the most important meal of the day I gained tremendous amounts of respect for you.

  • @grilledleeks6514
    @grilledleeks6514 Před rokem +67

    watching this guy geek out over how much he liked asmongold was kind of adorable.

  • @Jay_Tsunami_
    @Jay_Tsunami_ Před rokem +81

    I literally teared up when asmon said he left the last horse calendar his dad bought his mom, up.

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Před rokem +15

      This comment deserves better than its only reply to be a bot. I agree, it was a cool moment.

    • @TheGoatLocker
      @TheGoatLocker Před rokem +5

      Agreed, he is a good son. My father died of cancer around the same time as his mom. My mother was devastated and very lonely, so I moved back home to take care of her. When she passes away I can't see myself changing anything in the house.

  • @AvodatGaming
    @AvodatGaming Před rokem +13

    Best episode of Asmon reacts to Asmon cooks a steak yet. I almost choked and died how hard I laughed.

  • @WotanSkyFather
    @WotanSkyFather Před rokem +1

    A1 has tamarind and anchovie in it, so essentially when you ferment it past the expiration date you are creating Garum in your fridge. Do you know what Garum is? It was a fermented fish and fruit sauce made in ancient Rome and used on basically everything the way people use ketchup now.
    At one point in ancient Rome, Garum production was made illegal because it was so smelly and the people of Rome were so addicted to using it on their food.

  • @eldheimm
    @eldheimm Před rokem +41

    Beergr, what a great man.
    Very wholesome. Loves he doesn't put people down even if it isn't great cooking.

  • @AdversaryGaming
    @AdversaryGaming Před rokem +407

    Asmon uses the oil from his hair to cook that steak so flawlessly

    • @23kurtzy
      @23kurtzy Před rokem +15

      its called efficiency

    • @hanzsolo3573
      @hanzsolo3573 Před rokem +9

      @@23kurtzy More like nutrient deficiency. But we are all here to approve, if only many self-made millionaires that lost everything had followed the ways of Asmongold. They'd still be millionaires.

    • @sstoersk
      @sstoersk Před rokem +1

      This is called minmaxing 🤣

    • @georgeide2337
      @georgeide2337 Před rokem

      @@hanzsolo3573 Usally more self made millionairs stay that way compared to people who inherit or win their money or those that earn millions doing something unrelated to business like holywood stars or athletes.

    • @sloht4061
      @sloht4061 Před rokem +1

      That;s not oil you peasent, that's just chill shine. You only qualify when you've had an extended period of time being you/

  • @cudaznake910
    @cudaznake910 Před 8 měsíci

    Would love more of these cooking videos,

  • @hamzuquich6429
    @hamzuquich6429 Před rokem +26

    asmongold will always be rememberd as the most humble content creator

  • @AverageDonger
    @AverageDonger Před rokem +51

    it's nice to see Asmon and Tom Segura getting along

    • @eliot2283
      @eliot2283 Před rokem +4

      Okay this is the best comment so far.

    • @BetoTheAdventurer
      @BetoTheAdventurer Před rokem +2

      Hahahaha Tom Segura!! 😂

    • @strolle72
      @strolle72 Před rokem +2

      That´s what I was thinking as well! He both looks like Tom AND almost sounds exactly like him.

  • @sLogOG
    @sLogOG Před rokem +103

    This guy laughs a lot but you can tell he is literally holding his laugh because he is recording :D

    • @BeergrYT
      @BeergrYT Před rokem +7

      I can always laugh more! 😂😂😂

  • @garrettmandujano2996
    @garrettmandujano2996 Před rokem +7

    “If you don’t have it, you’re not going to have to worry about it” -Asmongold
    That’s actually one of the greatest ways to reach contentment

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan Před rokem +1

      I dont have food. Am I content? 😔😔😔

  • @SlamFM36
    @SlamFM36 Před rokem +4

    Styrofoam plates work decent. Maybe not as strong as those nice plastic ones but it works. I always use them XD

  • @benjamindover4614
    @benjamindover4614 Před rokem +39

    dude I am literally halfway through the video and have laughed thicker and heartier than I have in such a long time I can't remember. thank you for being you, god dammit, godspeed

  • @MCBlade2562
    @MCBlade2562 Před rokem +32

    This guy is great and sums up perfectly why Asmon is super entertaining. Asmon just knows what to do for that perfect level of awkward-humor, the pauses, the weird stream-of-consciousness commentary during his steak cooking. It's an anti-cooking channel video in the best way... there's something so wildly entertaining about the entire scenario. On top of that, a multi-millionaire eating a $2 steak. Perfection.

  • @VanNowe
    @VanNowe Před rokem +1

    LMFAO!! The pot story .. i was like .. "well.. id be done with that pot real quick take it out back and shoot it" kinda thing.
    glad to see Asmon felt the same lol

  • @nenjutsu1774
    @nenjutsu1774 Před rokem +3

    Think the funniest things is that Asmon talking about the door that can't shut, he can afford to get a new door. Hell even a new Kitchen renovation if he wanted too

  • @johnryan6422
    @johnryan6422 Před rokem +23

    I'm a chef and a butcher, I trained at the Culinary Institute of America, worked in some Michelin star restaurants then became a whole animal butcher and worked at some of the most high end butchery shops in the country. I'm not trying to toot my own horn I just wanted to explain that I'm coming from a place of knowledge. Asmon was cooking thin cut top round, probably 1/8th inch or 1/4 inch. Normally it is used for lean ground beef or cut exceptionally thin for things like cheese steaks or lean roast beef you get at a deli (although I personally love it for steak tartar.) It's cheap because its one of the muscles from the back leg (top round, bottom round, eye round, heel, knuckle, and shank) So while there might only be about 8 lbs of tenderloin inside a 1600 pound steer there's about 30-40 lbs of top round. Top round as a steak can be fine if you cook it on a blisteringly hot surface quickly and keep it rare, as the cut is incredibly lean anything past medium rare is going to dry the steak out because there's no fat to lend moisture to the interior of the steak. But it does have a good clean flavor.
    I just wanted to give him some suggestions for other cheap cuts that he might enjoy without having to get all bougie with his steaks.
    Chuck eye - the ribeye and the chuckeye (potroast) are actually the same muscle and butchers cut them where they do because we count the ribs and cut between the fifth and sixth rib because that is where the shoulder blade ends, so we can do it with a knife and not a bandsaw. That doesn't mean the muscle just ends there though. If you buy the first 2-4 inches of a chuckeye from the rib side you're basically getting a ribeye for about 1/8th the price.
    Bavette- Harder to find, bavette is a flap meat like flank or skirt steak, its much larger than the others but because it's pretty unknown in America if you can find it it's much less expensive than the other flap cuts. It's got an amazing flavor and texture but sadly because most grocery stores dont really have butchers anymore the cut is most often just chucked into ground beef.
    Denver steak - A muscle that sits on top of the potroast it has incredible marbling and a great fatty flavor if you don't mind a bit of chew (if you like topround you wont mind the texture)
    Flatiron - A muscle that sits in the shoulderblade the flatiron is the second most tender cut on a cow after the tenderloin. It's super thin and lean so Asmon could cook it like he does the top round he likes but will get a more tender result.
    Ranch steak - it's the cows tricep on the front legs. Dirt cheap like the top round and lean but it does have a fat cap on one side.
    There's nothing wrong with top round of course, it's not like he's cooking dog food, its a cheap cut because there's just a lot more of it per cow. But if he's every curious to try something else that wont cost him a ton of cash any of these would be a nice change for him.

  • @THEbenagain
    @THEbenagain Před rokem +71

    Regarding the fancy fork: "It made her happy why not." That's a good son and I respect you even more for that.

    • @lordomacron3719
      @lordomacron3719 Před rokem +8

      I may not be as rich as Asmondgold. But every year I ask my mom what she wants and I find a way to get it for her.
      Its the least I can do in return for her raising me. I want her to be as happy as she can be in her golden years.

    • @eliot2283
      @eliot2283 Před rokem

      My grandmother also over-payed for a set of silverware. I never even used them because she only reserved them for the special guests.

  • @sc20777
    @sc20777 Před rokem

    I almost hurled when he brought up the roast beef lmao. I also couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the pan is still out there 😂

  • @phil4488
    @phil4488 Před 11 měsíci +16

    I love how everything's funny as hell. This guy up here is laughing and asmondgold it's so serious. Also come on, I love how much this guy loves his mom, what an epic guy!

  • @papapapipipa
    @papapapipipa Před rokem +77

    please can a psychologist explain to me why this whole steak series made me so happy to watch

    • @pantis_
      @pantis_ Před rokem +33

      It's relatable and comfy. It's uncomplicated. He's not trying to show off so, in a way, it's comforting that you can have a good meal without it having to be all complicated.

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH Před rokem +5

      It is entertaining, I love to watch cooking videos in general, even the horrendous ones, have a reaction+chat on top of that and it’s very ”inclusive”, as if we’re all reacting to a video together :)

    • @OrangeMelon419
      @OrangeMelon419 Před rokem +8

      I guess bc we all know he is Rich af and live like we all do. Most YT cooks use only Wagyu or something and here is our Boy using worse Steak then us. And i have 0 clue if he does it Just for content or he really is like That. But no matter what he is just a honest Nerd like us

    • @ProtossTempest
      @ProtossTempest Před rokem +6

      It's down to earth and something we can relate, while also being simple.
      It's just a man who likes steak, making steak and not trying to make it some grandiose dish with a premium cut and gold shavings

    • @disliked1390
      @disliked1390 Před rokem

      you are terminally online and there's no cure

  • @mikkelsvendsen1778
    @mikkelsvendsen1778 Před rokem +62

    This video is absolutely glorious. Your rationalization is bulletproof. I was taught that true lazyness is about doing whatever you need do right the first time. Yours is min maxing. I find that these philosophies are closely related and I admire your way of living. You are one of the smartest people I know.

  • @lilysdong1457
    @lilysdong1457 Před rokem +198

    $2 steak, thousands of dollars in video revenue

    • @jimmyb.5356
      @jimmyb.5356 Před rokem +9

      Hes a simple man with simple needs!

    • @ZoReeXHD
      @ZoReeXHD Před rokem +20

      also the steak: a tax write-off, business expense

    • @steve833333
      @steve833333 Před rokem +3

      @@markj.a351 lmaoo🤣🤣

    • @KyonV13
      @KyonV13 Před rokem

      that's gonna be a whole lotta future steaks, I tell ya hwat

  • @SpicyDragonWings
    @SpicyDragonWings Před rokem +4

    PLEASE have these two do a cooking show. Steaks only. At 1am.

  • @jsavman7
    @jsavman7 Před rokem +3

    2 dollar steaks with a $500 mixer in the back ground 😂

  • @Folkeregor
    @Folkeregor Před rokem +29

    The Asmon Steak Saga is one of my favorite moments of Asmon lore.

  • @Seto_Saotome
    @Seto_Saotome Před rokem +51

    I appreciate Asmon for showing us his steak pics for free

    • @nickg1863
      @nickg1863 Před rokem +5

      ​@@mildlydazed9608 I would legit pay money per month for content on something called OnlySteaks 😭🤣🤣😋😋😋😋😋

  • @roberdanger
    @roberdanger Před rokem +3

    I NEED a reaction video now from Beerger watching Asmon react to his video so I can see his face when he realizes that Asmon was serious the whole time. lmao

  • @azrielisrael8505
    @azrielisrael8505 Před rokem +45

    you need to become a standup comedian!! you are hilarious. your critique of your own cooking and of this guys comments are freaking legendary! if your stream is usually like this, then i am going to have to participate LoL

    • @gamingjesus420
      @gamingjesus420 Před rokem +3

      You definitely won't be disappointed lol 😂 he's definitely my favorite streamer

    • @Gorguruga
      @Gorguruga Před rokem

      He's already a multi-millionaire doing what he enjoys, streaming. Don't think he could make that much money in stand up comedy and he probably wouldn't enjoy it as much because he said that he's socially awkward and a misanthrope.

  • @joe-di6zf
    @joe-di6zf Před rokem +66

    U brought genuine joy to that man. And all it took was a 2 dollar steak. Our Boi is meta

    • @BeergrYT
      @BeergrYT Před rokem +3

      I absolutely loved it!

  • @joshuaryan7485
    @joshuaryan7485 Před rokem +19

    That feeling of taking a break from WoW to stretch and make a steak. One of the best feelings in the world. You come back into the game with a new wind, completely refreshed.

    • @eliot2283
      @eliot2283 Před rokem +1

      This reminds me of that old urban legend of the Chinese player that starved to death because he refused to pull away from WoW even to eat. I know there were times that I played for so long that looking away from the monitor would make me get dizzy.

  • @Phr0zen
    @Phr0zen Před rokem +5

    The fact that he's eating a less than 2 dollar steak/thin as a page of onion skin paper, a microwaved plain ass potato on a paper plate (the good kind) with a real SILVER FORK has my laughing so hard bro. I watched the whole video the other day of him making this steak, and now this! I just can't! lol

  • @captainiglu9558
    @captainiglu9558 Před rokem +8

    Asmongold parsing in life clearly owning the logs

  • @BeergrYT
    @BeergrYT Před rokem +14

    Wow!!!
    So first, I just have to say thank you to Asmongold!
    When I first decided to make this reaction video (it’s only the second one I’ve ever done) it was with the intention of just pure enjoyment! I assumed that it would probably reach a new crowd for my channel, but I was not expecting all of this.
    The community that follows this man is incredible and I am grateful for you all!
    Also, I’ve never been called “wholesome” before…thank you for that 😅
    Again, I just want to say thank you. Someone as big as you taking the time to essentially prop up someone else is wonderful. If I EVER am lucky enough to build a community such as yours, I will do the same! Cheers to you!!!
    Maybe I’ll send you some of my favorite steaks?!?!? 😂

    • @easyvwj597
      @easyvwj597 Před rokem +2

      Please cook a steak for this man. Thanks for the video!

  • @chrishenderson420
    @chrishenderson420 Před rokem +192

    I think Beergr deserves some subs. What a nice wholesome dude.

    • @BeergrYT
      @BeergrYT Před rokem +83

      I can’t wait to tell all my friends that you guys are all calling me wholesome!

    • @eliot2283
      @eliot2283 Před rokem +7

      @@BeergrYT Lol anyone who isn't swearing and talking trash is considered wholesome nowadays.

    • @BeergrYT
      @BeergrYT Před rokem +13

      @@eliot2283 this is probably so true!

    • @jnelly814
      @jnelly814 Před rokem +7

      @@BeergrYT I was very confused when I saw your face but not your channel and realized the video was his. This is awesome. Hope your channel blows up Chris

    • @BeergrYT
      @BeergrYT Před rokem +7

      @@jnelly814 JIM!!! What's up buddy? You an Asmongold fan?

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez Před rokem +4

    I admire the fact that Asmon could pretty much buy anything outright. Multimillion dollar home and an absolutely obscene lifestyle but straight up commits to living frugally in the family home. I just wish he put a little more attention to his diet and fitness though. You can't 'fake' that level of appreciation of Chipotle cutlery. It's clearly not false and he's not trying to pretend to be 'poor', he's just a straight up goblin man.

  • @carlknibbs2849
    @carlknibbs2849 Před rokem +9

    Reaction ception, streak guy needs to make a reaction video of this video

  • @GerX2r
    @GerX2r Před rokem +22

    Gotta respect asmon's ability into transforming such a mundane thing as cooking a cheap steak into an entertaining and funny vid/stream

  • @Nowaylarry
    @Nowaylarry Před rokem +49

    This was possibly the most enjoyable video I've seen all year. I love when Asmon gets derailed on random tangents for 10 minutes at a time. When he started talking about watching anime I lost it.

  • @andremessado7659
    @andremessado7659 Před rokem +126

    I'm sure its already been said but Asmon is a national treasure.

  • @Mayhemzz
    @Mayhemzz Před rokem +24

    Something about Asmon saying "I don't wanna like the good steaks" referring to not wanting to feel the need to spend more money on steaks than he needs to is incredibly eye-opening.

  • @shellroz3394
    @shellroz3394 Před rokem

    the guys loooove you sooo much it's awesome because he don't really make fun of it he just love the way you don't care.
    bless this man

  • @xINVISIGOTHx
    @xINVISIGOTHx Před rokem +39

    one time I left a pot of spaghetti in the fridge for 6 months because I was scared to look at it or deal with it, but finally one day I just grabbed it and held my breath and ran out to the back yard and dumped it upside down and left it there. Then a few months later my dad started to have a religious freakout about how my Disney's Gargoyles action figures were evil, and my hubcap collection had that evil "spiral thing" and how I was doing witchcraft because he found the pot in the yard

    • @RozKounelakion
      @RozKounelakion Před rokem +4

      I swear I get that feeling of being scared to deal with shit everyday in uni and I genuinely don't know what that is and how to deal with it

    • @fritos1445
      @fritos1445 Před rokem +9

      At that point just throw the entire thing away, weren't using the pot for 6 months anyways might as well just go without it entirely lol

    • @xINVISIGOTHx
      @xINVISIGOTHx Před rokem

      @@fritos1445 it was my dad's big expensive pressure cooker pot, I didn't want to throw it away

    • @LokiHades
      @LokiHades Před rokem +1

      I hope you find some ways to deal with your anxiety, friend. I know I am

    • @artix003
      @artix003 Před rokem +1

      you can also just freeze it which makes it tolerable and pour water on sides and watch it slide slowly out lol.

  • @brianj7438
    @brianj7438 Před rokem +25

    Asmon should do a stream with this guy walking him through a proper steak preparation with everything asmon has on hand

  • @UKGBManny
    @UKGBManny Před rokem +4

    Only just found Asmongold and he is a legend and absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @bbqpitboele6328
    @bbqpitboele6328 Před 11 měsíci

    I loved watching this, subbed right away. What you want to do to easily remove grease from the pan just pour some red wine into it and whizzle it with the fork until the alcohol is vaporized, the bits and pieces that are cooked on will release, then add butter, stir it up a bit and you generate a lovely sauce for your steak ;-) + afterwards cleaning = less time consuming.

  • @UhearGA
    @UhearGA Před rokem +3

    Love the original & this one so much. Thank you for the joy you bring❤

  • @JoeNovacks
    @JoeNovacks Před rokem +26

    Thank you Asmongold for share with us your personal moments.I think this is the main spirit of the video not the price of the steak i think maybe some people,not understand the meaning of it.And im sure we all like to see our favor youtubers out of the wow to share with us those moments who we love it!

  • @protiomakerbreaker20
    @protiomakerbreaker20 Před 9 měsíci

    So I want to tell you what you can do about the handle on your pan. Get Locktite. Locktite is a threader glue that you can use in engines and other things that get hot. If you are sure to do it right the first time, use the red, if you want to do it and possibly redo it later use blue, red is one and done blue you can redo. that will fix the handles of pans where the screw is coming out, just pull it out all the way then put the locktite in and screw back in. I did this for a pan that my grandma had that I was unwilling to part with. one bottle of locktite will last you a long time for where you can use it.

  • @DBock
    @DBock Před rokem

    This is one of the funniest videos I have seen from you yet. Fantastic.

  • @AwwhHex
    @AwwhHex Před rokem +12

    “Sometimes I will hold the potato that’s burning hot in my hand and burn my hand” was probably the funniest shit I’ve heard in months 💀

  • @JayneAFK
    @JayneAFK Před rokem +16

    Speaking of older people watching Asmongold, I was absolutely rolling the other day over the starcock logo, and my parents heard me. They wanted to know what I found funny so I started telling them about it but decided it would be way easier to simply show them the video. That's how my mother, in her 60s, became a fan.

    • @BeergrYT
      @BeergrYT Před rokem +10

      Wait!!! I’m an “older” viewer???

    • @JayneAFK
      @JayneAFK Před rokem +2

      @@BeergrYT Nah. 😂

    • @hxdcm
      @hxdcm Před rokem +3

      @@BeergrYT no you're forever young with your great mindset & personality. Wonderful to see

    • @eliot2283
      @eliot2283 Před rokem +1

      I have a feeling most of us are "older viewers."

    • @BeergrYT
      @BeergrYT Před rokem +2

      @@eliot2283 😂😂😂

  • @ericd1022
    @ericd1022 Před rokem +2

    you're doing great work showing people how to make a steak. I learned a lot from your video

  • @PrinceJyers
    @PrinceJyers Před 9 měsíci

    I love how most of the things he talks about having or getting are within an arms reach at all times

  • @Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyy
    @Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyy Před rokem +18

    I really do love this guy. Was watching him during deployments. He kept me sane.

  • @LewReviews
    @LewReviews Před rokem +7

    I love how this dude feels same way I do you are real down to earth and fun to watch dude never feel alone bro we love ya

  • @afreem3052
    @afreem3052 Před rokem +1

    Lol that summary at the start is exactly how I started watching Asmongold too, never played WoW but he still entertains

  • @TheLoneRider_
    @TheLoneRider_ Před rokem +1

    I always wait until the reaction of the reaction, its honestly the best form

  • @johndoe1139
    @johndoe1139 Před rokem +6

    Asmon ur streams have helped me so much over the years. Thank u for doing what u do. Ur a legend

  • @HeavyMetalfps
    @HeavyMetalfps Před rokem +202

    I want this man to come over to asmon's place and cook him a 5 star steak. XD

  • @boosterbrosllc4681
    @boosterbrosllc4681 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love how much fun this guy is having watching asmond

  • @Over-9000
    @Over-9000 Před rokem

    Dude this video had me laughing harder than I have in a long time. I lost it when my boy showed off the Frozen yogurts LOL

  • @Blandco
    @Blandco Před rokem +17

    It wasn't until the comment about holding a hot potato on purpose that I realized the depth of the humor on display here. Astounding ability to create something out of literally nothing.

  • @Skyprey
    @Skyprey Před rokem +8

    Man! I really love you and what you do, I dont Think people realise how much joy you really bring to this World, by just being you ❤️

  • @worldbreaker7987
    @worldbreaker7987 Před rokem

    I like how it was the cup holders that was the deal breaker on the izuzu

  • @vipercoilz
    @vipercoilz Před rokem +24

    I love introducing people to Asmongold content. The reactions are always dope.

  • @MiGTenshi
    @MiGTenshi Před rokem +7

    Ive been watching a few videos and I think it's really refreshing to finally watch someone who is just down to earth honest and open without making shit seem better online,, it's just life and I appreciate him for it because I recognise a lot.

  • @mjgoffice
    @mjgoffice Před 11 měsíci

    3:00 the door - i lol'd

  • @grizzle2015
    @grizzle2015 Před rokem

    "the pots still out there" lol man what a punch line

  • @stevoohoe522
    @stevoohoe522 Před rokem +18

    The steak expert is such a wholesome dude