They Tried "Asmongold's $2 Pizza"
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- čas přidán 19. 06. 2023
- Asmongold Reacts to "We Tried Asmongold's $2 Pizza"
From the creators of "We Tried Asmongold's $2 Steak"
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Nothing beats Asmongold agreeing with himself.
"Yep boys 100%" 😂😂
@@alexcombes XDDDD
Eight Dollars Sixty Four Cents! Three Toppings!
The infinite content loop
"true"
not the same without the cobwebs
Missing a crucial ingridient.
So true
and cooked spider on the cobweb
And the flies!
Gotta have the secret ingredient 👌
Amongold has discovered the infinite content glitch using his 2$ pizza and steak
Yep, 35 minutes video reacting to reaction on his original video
videos, not video.
Can we have reviewbrah review all Asmon specials. That would be amazing.
Talk about ROI huh lmao
@@LaxonPfc Plus the fact he streamed this reaction, and will continue to stream other reactions to this same video. Infinite content loop exploit.
dude is unironically making thousands of dollars milking a 2$ pizza and steak
Working smarter, not harder! 🤓👍
It is what it is.
@@spk1121IRL Min/Maxing 👍
@@test-zg4hv More than that.
Asmongold getting visibly irritated at the thought of spending 14 bucks on a Pizza that he has to cook himself is just priceless.
I feel the same...
I dont get Asmon he regularly takes breaks from streaming due to how he interprets his life and blames anxiety and other stresses.
Yet he is the sole contributor to that by living at the poverty line he has resources to improve his life yet lives like a homeless person.
@@OrazCostanzo Happiness is not a function of income or money in the bank, though.
You can be super rich and suffer from depression, you can be homeless and celebrate every day.
I'm not too familiar with Asmon, but I can imagine that his pauses usually mean that he doesn't feel like making content and sometimes, that's for the better. I'd rather watch a youtuber going on a hiatus every now and then and making genuine content than watching someone churn out "well, you gotta do what you gotta do" type shovelware content.
Isn't that what Asmon's charm is all about? Him being such a genuine person?
@@h.a.9880 Oh i agree but im more speaking on the living conditions and his lifestyle a normal healthy individual would become depressed living under those conditions and 99% of them dont have the resources Asmon has.
@@h.a.9880i can guarantee you if he eats and otherwise lives like this , its obviously bad for his mental and physical health. If he wants his mental health to be more stable a good Diet and going outside doing some Sport will greatly benefit him.
Asmongold overcooks food to sterilize "enzymes", but never washes his hands. Makes perfect sense!
His hands are clean. He doesn’t get his hands dirty.
No need to wash hands if you got a clean Bick 😂
while at the same time shaking spidereggs onto the pizza. great content.
Why would he wash his hands? He's got a clean dick
Im crying lmao
"Why would I need two of these.......... I only have room in the wheel barrel for one of them." That's comedy gold.
It's even funnier when you realise that he's being serious.
@@NickulatorThat's the best part!
You can't argue with his flawless logic. His wheelbarrow of broken glass, clothes and extension cords fit one cooker, not two.
"why would i want two of them, ive only got room in the wheel barrow for 1 one of em" fucking killed me man
As a person who trained people to make pizza's at a big pizza place, the distribution point Asmongold makes is on point to what is expected, distribute that shit properly so every slice and bite is great, don't be lazy
I'm even too lazy to do it properly for myself sometimes, pizza is just so boring to make. I find if a meal is challenging then I'll end up doing a better job than with something simple. In short, don't hire me.
Also works very well on a sandwich.
Ok space the pepperoni and burn it.
True!
I can only love a man that is a millionaire but decides to live like a drug addict
I mean most millionaires are drug addicts....
As someone who grew up poor it's hilarious to watch asmon because i can related with a rare few of the struggles. But i actually had a friend who lived in an equally run down house who all loved eating burnt food 🤣, they might be related.
They deep fried fries every single day so every time you went to his house, all your clothes smelled like fries.
This weird family also kept all their clean clothes in open bookshelfs 😂
I respect Asmon so much for not letting his money and fame go to his head. He hasn't really changed his lifestyle. Speaks VOLUMES about his character. But dude can afford some heat in his house at least, he's borderline wealthy now.
@@369Sigma how is multi millionaire borderline
I get the open bookshelf thing. You get to see what you have easily
@Frien no i think you are underestimating for sure
@Frien asmongold avgs more viewers than xqc and xqc just got a $100 million contract. top streamers are multi millionaires
"that's the difference between me an Nick i don't shit in my pants i never shit my pants" lol
-Owns a multi-million💰platform
-Gets paid to do ads for Corps™️
-Lives in some attic like a cave man
-Eats like a hobo from the corner of CVS
-Plays mmos from Stone Age
-Balding while been asked by hot chicks to choke them
What a chad 🥤🗿
The duality of man, personified
So i watched Asmon making pizza, then Nick making Asmon's pizza and now Asmon reacting to Nick making his pizza, wtf am i doing
Endless cycle
Tbf, this one's is more of a behind-the-scenes type of video. You learn so much more about the $2 pizza!
Asmonception!
Same 😂😂😂
living THE life
Asmongold cooks his food for too long to feel safe, yet has spiders with his pizza.
Well, he cooked the spiders too, so he's fine
Extra protein
@@ErikeMiranda lol
To be fair theeating the spider or any bug isn't really the problem (health wise), its whats on or in them thats the problem.
Asmongold out here doing the Lord's work and exposing the evil frozen pizza cabal.
What about 5$ Jack's or tombstone nightmares
This man is the next Iron Chef. Imagine an episode where Asmon goes up against someone in a cookoff.
all i want to see is a AI gordon ramsey critique
'You have 3 hours to finish your meal'
Asmongold: guess I got 2 hours and 57 minutes to do a raid.
and beats the chef with $5 of ingredients. ahaha
Asmongold is the Ron Swanson style of cooking. This is just the burger competition lmao
Asmon's going to have a fit when the finds out there's whole ass stores designed to make you an entirely uncooked pizza, that you have to take home and cook yourself, and costs more than little caesars and dominos.
Papa Murphy’s 💀
@@RedactedAnonymous10 Papa Murphy's is really mid, not gonna lie, like sure it's edible but, that's about all I'll give it credit for. Otherwise that shit is ass I'd rather have Little Caesars instead, personally.
If you buy a frozen pepperoni pizza and don't redistribute the pepperoni, that's on you
Used to do that on tombstones 😂
This is my first time seeing a pizza being cooked in a crock pot.
Asmon turning into food CZcamsr slow enough that no one will notice.
There we go, the gift that keeps on giving continues
I love how asmongold criticizes people for eating a 12 dollar pizza while eating a 12 dollar bag of Jerky lol
Beef Jerky is delicous and the 12 dollar pizza is not
@@odw1n307 you never had a good pizza I guess
@@odw1n307 digiorno is fire lmao. The party pizzas are literal ass and they said its good af, why tf would you trust what they say. Sure the pizzas $2 but that still doesn't justify it tasting like cardboard.
@@Qrio Oh please Totino's isn't that bad. It's mid-tier pizza right next to Tony's. But yeah Digiorno's is good. I honestly think Red Baron is better though but every now and then the sauce of Digiorno's is highly wanted.
That’s not a real comparison. A 12 dollar bag of jerky is a 12 dollar bag of jerky. What he’s criticizing is paying 12 dollars for a frozen pizza when you can pay less for a fresh one.
I always though Asmon was a rational dude. But to claim that the surface area of a square pizza is less than a round pizza... I want to know his reasoning on this.
The pizza's are generally the same in weight, with the old circle pizza's being 9-12 oz depending on the flavor and the same for the squares.
They save a ton in manufacturing costs of making square cut-out pizza's vs circle, probably faster to make too. They also saved a ton in packaging, switching from cardboard boxes with waste space, to plastic wrapping. I don't like the plastic wrapping though.
I think the reasoning was that they just cut the circle to make a square.
@@lvic4that’s probably the reason, there’s a lot less dough that goes to waste with the square ones
Depends but if you have a 1x1 square and a radius of 1 for a circle the circles area is about 57% larger
@@kurupz if you have 1x1 square the area is 1.
Circle with 1 radius has area of 3.14 so basicaly 3x times more
What you probably ment was when the diameter of circle is 1, then the area is 0.78 which is smaller area by 12% than the square.
But what you wanted to say was if you have a circle with the diameter of 1 and you cut it into a square with diagonal of the length 1 you get a square with area around 0.5 which is 62% of the area of the original circle *flies away eating circle pizza*
"Why would I need two of those cookers? I've only got room in the wheelbarrel for one of them" - Asmongold 2023
So fucking funny 😂
@@masterxXx77 I'm laughing so hard because he is actually serious and that makes it even better.
@@John_Conner222 oh yea 100% not only that its toatally normal lol 😆
I stock up on these $3 pizzas every Sunday. they come in Tomato Pesto or Garlic Spinach, all I add is Crushed Red Pepper and some Parsley
Dude, that sounds great!
Asmon making food really is a infinite content machine
There is nothing funnier than someone going "Can we stop pretending like we...." and then says something that a lot of other people genuinely do. Like washing your hands after you poo.
@@ellie-oaks And then in the same video he says his pants will smell like shit if he doesn't wash his pants. It's an interesting look.
@@yourfriendoverseas5810best comment
15:04 “the difference between me and nick is I don’t shit in my pants” LMFAO
Asmongold is so degenerate its fucking outstanding. 😂
This is an unprecedented level of food crime...
On one hand he is putting the pizza in the oven for 50 minutes to kill germs, but on the other there are cobwebs and dust all over the baking sheet and he has admitted there is a pile of moldy unwashed dishes just out of frame that he piled up specifically so we can't see them.
Is this a case of hard denial? Or deep regret?
Why not both? 😬 😄
😂
Red baron is $5-$6 where I am at
Digorno is $8. Totinos is about $2 but sometimes they will have them on sale for a $1
Edit. Digiorno depends on what kind I'm at the store and it's 6.99-9.69.
Red baron being 5.49-6.69
And totinos 2.19
same I get a Red Baron classic cheese for under $5. The ones with toppings are in the $5 to like $5.60 range.
Dunno about the others cuz I've never been a fan of em
Bro red baron is 13 dollars where I live tho I live in the rural north of mn so everything is expensive
@huntervonfelden6719 I'm in north carolina around Richmond County. We don't really have shit down here.
One time Tom Cruize years ago was bad mouthing us when filming for a movie Billy Bathgate so us older folk down here don't like the mother fucker.
Man i love watching these asmon videos while on my lunch break, cracking me up over here
Totinos stock went up lol
At some point, no matter if Asmon got sponsers, he'd be a millionaire eventually nonetheless.
You think he isn't already?
He could be a millionaire working minimum wage, dude is like the poor Jesus.
I mean he never has had any sponsors up until past few years, but has been a millionaire for a while now
What I love about Asmong is how he still lives like a dirt poor hillbilly. Extremely relatable.
because being poor is a mindset. if someone has no money they BROKE
That's why I wrote it, takes one to know one, otherwise we wouldn't relate 💪
2:14 the moment I was drinking water, Asmon drops that joke XD Cheers for the laugh, thankfully the monitor survived the waterspray
Square pizza is more efficiently packaged to fit a square freezer. Round pizza in square boxes takes up a lot of unnecessary room.
11 years ago i used to live with two of my co workers, and one of them, when we were sitting in the kitchen drinking beers, woould pull out a canned Ravioli and spice is up and it was the best.
you can absolutely make store bought food great!
Crazy how some people just ignore those kinda foods, like they taste different than real ravioli, etc but flavors just as good. Almost like the cartoon version or whatever
Since the original pizza video came out i waited so hard for YTers to make your pizza wrong now...😂😂👌🏻
PS. They got it right... I was as surprised as asmon..
I'm 41, pizzas at school were amazing. They were octagon shaped and called fiestadas. We would put ranch on them.
The ones they had when I was in school ones circle tasted good but u needed like 15 napkins to get the gallon of grease off
Fiestadas we’re amazing you can still buy them at gfs.
corn syrup too.
@greenvendetta88 what's gfs? I so want them
@@drakausdromgatti58 Gordon food service
I’ve never seen an oven like that. I’m used to the toaster ovens. That thing looks like a crock pot and the idea of a crockpot pizza sounds like weird lasagna
Im glad that Asmon watched Nick's video, now he doesnt have to fire him.
I literally cried when he talked about $10 Digiorno 😂
I grew up on them and Tombstones, privileged... 😅
He doesn't want enzymes from food to get in his body but he lives in filth, doesn't wash his hands, take a shower, change his clothes or brush his teeth. I can only imagine the state of his floor beneath all that junk, but he's worried about enzymes lol gotta love Asmon
asmon talking about him eating chicken nuggets with mash potatoes made me happy to see another enjoyer of the craft
Similar to Beef Jerky, peperoni is a cured meat which means no cooking is required for consumption.
I just had to think of what all the social media consultants are always saying. You have to make quality content, only that will be successful.
So here I am, eating tacos and watching quality content.
I love how how he knows the exact to the penny price of pizzas from different restaurants
somehow one of the best asmon react videos i've seen lol. very nice
‘I felt like I was rich.’ Dude, you literally are lol. You don’t have to live like this 😂 love you tho
Anyone else remember those Mexican pizzas they had sometimes for school lunch? 🤔 those were the best lol
My GF also said that those pepperonis are nasty, so we tossed them. There is something wrong with that brand of pepperoni or something. It doesn't smell like it should for sure. We even made sure it was weeks before expiration, it didn't matter. Gotta find pepperoni that smells right.
probably the protective atmosphere inside the packaging, smell will go away after the packet is open for a while
Nobody tell Asmon that Jerky is raw smoked meat
this is why i like pizza hut. a favourite pizza combo is about 3$ with 2 sides as well. 6 slices and i can get 2 soup.
10:59 Rectangle pizzas in school weren’t that bad, but nothing beat chicken finger and mashed potato day…or better yet, French toast stick day haha bosco sticks are also unbeatable…
Nope, taco day was the best. Fight me.
@@mage1439 I’ve heard from friends the tacos were great, but I’m just not personally a taco fan, so I can’t really say yay or nay to that 😅
Why have i seen this man cook the same damn pizza 3 times now? whats wrong with me.. fuck dude i cant escape this i just keep watching the reaction chain 😂
the way the nick and malena video is spliced in - done so well. editors still great on this channel
" i don't know what I'm talking about" we know zack we know
Seems like Tortinos didn't want to... cut corners anymore
* comedic rimshot *
I used to work at a pizza place, and opening the fresh bags of pepperoni always had a bad smell. So watching someone else who doesn’t eat pepperoni open it was pretty funny.
Asmons house is colder than my refrigerator
OMG I miss the days of them being a circle!!!
"5 dollars hot and ready" good our little ceasers here is same price as the 2 topping medium dominos pizzas, 7-8 dollars
Zack's pizza with the non-frozen bonus ingredients comes closest to actual food, so this is not too surprising of an outcome.
Yeah you could put fresh mozzarella and pepperoni on a dog turd and it would be amazing.
it smokes at the first use, because the protection layer has to be burned once before use.
The only issue with how the upgrades to tostino's pizzas are done with this is it isn't done in a see through $15-20 toaster oven that ya can make sure is cooked just enough to be toasted. It also enables it to be more evenly heated especially if you're impatient and use the broil function. >_>
Can't wait for 2 dollar Tacos!
Otk meeting flow chart
Asmon makes a pizza
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Nick watches Asmons video
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Nick makes Asmons Pizza
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Asmon reacts to Nicks version of his Pizza(here)
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Nick reacts to Asmon reacting to Nick making his Pizza
$$$$$$$
"I dun like the square pizzas, I like the circle ones more"
Mexican over here, I'd watch Asmon make tacos and see how good they are! I'm really curious!
38* Farhenheit ?
Use celcius !
0 = Freeze = Put a Jacket
10 = Put a Sweater
20 = Put a T-Shirt
30 = Put your swimsuit
40 = Create a city underwater because it's too much on the surface.
Easy metrics.
50 = burn alive
You’re not wrong.
asmongold's pizza is like video game fuel, this is the food to get while you are in the middle of playing some video game and get the urge to eat something convenient.
"uncooked enzymes" a fellow man of science i see
Also I miss the cardboard box now I don't have a plate once it's cooked.
and thus a brand new series starts
Red Barron used to be 2.99 around here. Recent went up to 3.99-4.50. If you catch them on sale for 2.99 best frozen pizza value around.
You can't skip all the ads.. Sometimes you get stuck with two 15 second ads every 5-10 minutes
Next step in Evolution after this is Asmon reacting to himself
It's happened before, several times. He's reacted to someone reacting to him reacting to himself. The Asmon reaction iceberg goes deep and no one has been brave enough to face the challenge.
@@wiseferret4745 Tell my imaginary wife and children I love them! *Dives*
Totinos pizza is going to increase their sales revenues
Hope Asmongold gets a sponsorship
“ I’ve only got room in the wheelbarrow for one” 😂
cheese totinos and cheddar maruchan, microwaved. id just add a little garlic powder, maybe western or bbq sauce and it was like 75 cents a pizza
Asmongold is way too related 😂, soo happy seeing him making infinite content is soo fun to watch!
I think we need an Asmon vs Bear Grylls survival cookoff show.
My money is on Asmon winning.
I love how Asmond is 100x richer than me and also 100x cheaper than me all at the same time
Here on Brazil we have on some cities a 1 meter pizza, it's like for parties, big families, etc
I love purposefully burning food alittle bit to make sure I'm not sick, it's a life hack
Asmon complaining about 11$ pizza, meanwhile, here in Norway a large domino’s is about 30$ medium is 19$
bro wtf, i thought australia was bad
That's from a restaurant. You're paying for labor and maintenance.
@@trc7343Norway in general is very expensive, 400g of minced meat in the store now is about 5-8$
Well here in Singapore, a large pizza is like $30+ too. A regular is $15.
@@mariuschristensen2383: That's how you pay for your "free" healthcare. The money's gotta come from somewhere!
Need more recipe videos
We need an asmongold cooking stream lol
You're the most consistent person ever, Asmon LOL
I'd love to see @UncleRoger do a review of this pizza video
Walmart has a $6 pizza that slaps 💯
When you zoomed in and went silent I died laughing
For some reason I just found out who asmongold and I’m so glad, there great for the treadmill. Makes a 10 min video into a hilarious 40 minutes video. 😂
For people who don't live in America asmon house is 2.222 degrees celsius that's literally almost freezing point 😅
I like that he said he can't have another cooker cause his goes back in the wheel barrel
there in that kitchen terminator 11 that one that pulled the crowbar in the car transformed!
Honestly, I mainly buy Red Baron and Dogorino and what I do is I don't cook the entire pizza. I split them in half, sometimes thirds and then I have 2 to 3 meals a piece. I used to eat Totinos, but after a while, they started tasting weird, so I stopped getting those.
Also, I think about Chicken tender and mashed potato days even now. Something else Stuffed crust pizza back in school was honestly pretty good. and on hotdog and mac and Cheese day, I'd put the Mac and cheese in the hot dog.
As an italian, i'm really suffering.
The 'mozarella' killing me 😂
@@tradjincal """"""""""""""""""""""mozzarella""""""""""""""""
Asmon is the only person making this bearable to watch