We Spent the Day at Asmongold’s House
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the worst part of this travesty is normalizing it for the sheeple watching this...
Make a day CLEANING ASMON's HOUSE!
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he one of those people who has that problem w things changing everything needs to be exactly like it was, Both Emi and Techtone have offered to Pay for cleaners to come and take care of things and he has refused..the man is worth Over 3 Million Dollars but due to his gaming addiction and whatever else he has it's not going to happen and idiots in the comments think that this is great and He's "Being Real" instead of mentally Ill. Its SAD@@masterchiefy830
*_Dr.Jordan Petersen isn't even dead and he's rotating in his grave from watching this._*
This explains why Asmon is never sick. His antibodies are level 9000
He's more like a nurgling, like in a constant state of being and been around of of illness, but instead of suffering from it, he lives from it, down right to enjoing it.
That's his secret, he's always sick!
It's actually his own bacteria that are level 9000
Or even the germs are to disgusted by his living conditions and rather go somewhere else.
them germs fear asmon lmao
Asmon is the only person who can somehow look more homeless inside his house than when he's outside
Thats so true lol
I always thought Asmon looks like a homeless man or someone who has lived in the deepest woods ca. 150 years ago.
😂😂 This comment made my whole year!!
So true, and fkn Hilarious !! LMFAO 🤣
Where have I never seen this comment before
“The ice is moldy” i didnt know that was possible
Very common , condensation = mold
@@user-tw3uv2cj8yits not very common lmfao your just a lazy 🐖
@@user-tw3uv2cj8y yeah but usually Ice either melts before it can mold or it’s frozen in a freezer which prevents mold growth
@@djr3385 all fridges can get moldy ice if you dont take care of it or leave rotten food in the firdge
worked at Subway for a summer after high school. Someone complained about black flecks in their ice. Pulled the front of the drink dispenser off and there was mold all over the front of it and it was growing into the ice maker. That's one way it happens. The lack of care in the clean up of that disaster is why I never worked fast food again.
14:00 imagine the first time to see your neighbor in 10 years and hes in pajama pants swinging a sword
🤣🤣🤣
I'd like to be remembered this way by humanity
A little off topic but I saw Emory’s PJs and I was freakin out cause I had those same exact pants
i fear not the man who cooks 1000 different steaks, i fear the man who cooked 1 steak 1000 times
The same piece of meat
underrated comment
Steak refined a thousand times to perfection
Yet the mother fucker still doesn't know how to get a sear on it
no one can make Asmon's steak as good as Asmon
A person who throws away the dead rats before their guests arrive is a true host 😊
actually the rats just went to their room to watch tv while asmon has friends over
or the steaks are the rats.
honeslty, his place is a pretty typical southern home. its just hella small so everything is stacked ontop of itself.
@@thunderborn3231 Small? I live in a 269 square feet (25 square meter) apartment and I still have bunch of empty space
@@tescobakery1927 I live in a 18 square meter apartment, big enough for one person, and affordable because Norway is expensive af
This isn't about being a teenager never growing up or anything like that.
This is what he learned from his family. He tells us that his mom would get another trash can when one got full.
Asmon never learned to stay clean nor does he care.
He neds to learn.. is not a kid animore
@@marcosdgonzalez5270why does he? He's rich. He can do whatever he wants. If a problem occurs, he can just throw money at it and it gets solved.
Once you're rich like Zack, being weird turns into being eccentric.
Precisely. We only conform to societal standards to the point that we get rich enough to not have to care about them anymore, like Zach (Asmongold) here.
He is a hoarder, sounds like his mom was too. I've been in a lot of hoarder homes, it's really sad.
@@Far1988how does being rich give you an excuse to live like a dumpster rat and not take of yourself??
"The sauce never actually goes bad, it just kinda turns into wine."
That.. That's fermentation. Almost everything ferments if you leave it long enough, but when it's uncontrolled fermentation with unaccounted bacteria it's just "going bad".
with that attitude we would never have gotten cheese.
I mean, I've drank wine that basically turned to vinaigrette 🤣
that's the joke
@@virtualmartiniyes but that’s controlled bro you think they just rott milk?
They could have a whole OTK event just cleaning Asmons house.
Extreme Home Makeover: Hermit Gamer Edition!
charity stream
There has to be some TOS shit hidden in there. It’s simply too much to not be therw
they should do it and come back a year later to see how fucked up it gets lol
Losers of the mak'gora gotta clean that shit
No matter how much Asmond tries to warn people of his goblin nature, no one can ever truly be prepared.
And yet, I somehow knew exactly what his house would look like. Not shit talking, used to be very goblin like back in my early 20s.. 😂👍
crazy how the gaming room is the most organised one
Idk man I've seen many a house and asmongolds digs actually aren't that not normal
I mean unless you've lived in a similar/worse situation then it feels normal.
@@peeko_luxx2873 How did you manage to get out of the rut? Asking for a friend.
Asmongold's fridge defies science and turns vinegar back into wine.
"oh thats not black mold. an opossum broke in through the lights"
Bro just says it like thats normal
The amount of times Emiru stared in silent disbelief was amazing
Haunted 1000 mile stare.
After the brownies got me😂
And that’s her boss, lmao
She looked genuinely concerned
“I work for this guy?”
Asmon's house is like a Dark Souls game. Things just find their place and never get touched until you happen upon it years later and it is rich with environmental story telling.
I wonder if there are any illusory walls.
@@grogueQ ofcourse there is if you just jump enough the floor would break and enter the basement
@@grogueQ only for racoons
Hahahaha, my hearing aid fell out laughing at this
the entire house is the swamp area, instant poison debuff
He just didn't let go of the WoW nostalgia yet. I can feel it through his video. Then also his mom. He's grieving, hope you do fine behind the camera's
For the wow mostalgia I think we are all in, it's for video game in general but wow is something special. He clearly cannot let go gaming but how many of us could if not to found a family ? That's the only vvaluable reason to do so
But you are right, everytime I see him behave outside of his videos, I tell myself that this man is depressed and this house is the symptom of someone who refuse to get his thoughts together because that would allow him to think about what is happening
8:38 nah Emirus reaction to the last Valentine’s Day brownies is actually crazy funny 🤣🤣. What would you need that for your literally wearing pants. 🤣🤣 I’m actually crying right now 🤣🤣
I can’t
asmon is the only creator that will never have to worry about creepy stalker fans or enemies, those people gotta compete with raccoons, insects, opossum, and other dangers that lurk in his walls and backyard before facing a lich lord wielding a great sword. It literally sounds like a dungeon boss lair 🤣
Lmao
its Texas too, Asmon has several fire arms. Soo
Yeah but just IMAGINE how weird Asmons stalker must be 😰
@@TWHowl I'm inclined to think if he had any stalkers, they're on a mission because they misunderstood his troll-bait hot takes lol
LMAO
No drug addiction. No disability. Just straight gamer. This man is an anomaly they should make a HBO documentary about him.
Game addiction tho. Nothing special about it, happens everyday.
You can visit any core WOW Gamer and you have the exact same way of living
@@ThePaviliongamerthe difference is he is a millionaire he could hire cleaners or maid like most streamers
@@kzuv7615 yep and the fact he doesn't and chooses to live like this is a sign of major depression. He needs help, serious help.
He has Autism
when emiru was about to bring the paper towerl and asmon said "youre literally wearing pants" it confused me for a solid 15 minutes before i understood meant to use the pants to whipe her hands...
So gross
Fucking hell
That's what pockets are for.... what.
I'm really hoping no one pretends that this is okay. Genuinely this is disgusting and concerning.
Literally
Doesn't matter if he is lucky
He's a millionaire. Why doesn't he hire a full time cleaner? I know people who make 100x less than him but have a maid
Nah it's bad but people live MUCH worse.. look at horders. He eats well and makes a ton of money and he's happy and HONEST about his life. That is worth a lot! He's also a genuinely nice humble guy which many people are evil narcissist's. Probably like yourself. So much better to be like Asmongold. He also doesn't seem to be a drug addict which is great. His life is fine. A slob but not bad.
@@Wolfsheim23 He is a Sugar addict
Looking at Asmon's house is like visiting an abandoned building in Fallout. The environment tells a story
are u forget hes break up with sexy girl ,and thats make him like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
is it a coincidence they're both wearing pjs or
At first I thought this was a bit but this is actually his house 😲 What is going on with him, depression or something? Someone care to explain? YT recommended this video, never seen the guy before, hope he's well.
more like visiting baker family from resident evil 7 💀💀💀 im surprised he didnt lock emiru in basement then finish tectone n cameraman 😭😭 🤣🤣🤣 and lets not asking what meat he serves 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
@@clarenceoveur9497 The guy is probably in the top 10 streamers on twitch + youtube video game content. he lives like that while making millions of dollars streaming from his pc.
"there's black mold down there dude"
"No a possum came through the ceiling"
Wtf is going on lol
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no wonder with the smell of all the food leftovers.
idk if anyone reads the comments on this anymore but i wanted to say i empathise. I lost my own mom to cancer in 2021 and it destroyed me, I was a full time carer to her and the strong woman who raised me faded away right in front of me, and it traumatised me too. I'd never seen death so up close and it haunted me. I had regrets and questions and i had to deal with it all at once, funeral planning and contacting businesses about her passing, it was all too much. I became a hermit and lived in a hoard mess. My room was top to bottom trash. I could barely walk through it. Everyday when i walked in there was a curtain of flies i had to battle and spray. I was living off of soda and plastic forks too. I used one bowl i only washed when it was really bad. I had take out food everyday that just made me feel even shitter. And people ask how do you live like that? And the answer is; i just ignored it. It was a blank space in my head, i ignored it until i couldnt open the door properly anymore. Some things happened in life and i needed to change so one day i got some bin bags and just picked it up put it in.i repeated it like a mantra "pick it up put it in" and i did that until all the trash was gone. and it was hard and it took days. Then my boyfriend came over and helped deep clean the rest of the house (we were long distance). I couldnt have gotten out of that hole on my own and you seem to have people that care and love you. Its ok to reach out, no man is an island is what i learned when my mom passed, Ive always been an introvert and wanted to be alone but now i see the importance of having people in your life. Its not a weakness to ask for help, it takes a strong person to keep going. And now i look back to how i used to live and it feels like a fever dream. The room im in now is clean, its unreal how bad it was. But its now a weight off my shoulder and im doing a lot better. I'm not a fan of Asmongold, i dont watch your streams but you're still a human being and you deserve to be happy. I just wanted to write this in case anyone in a similar situation needs it, you can climb out of the hole. It will be hard, but once you're out you'll be free.
🙏
Some of us will do just about anything to go back to our childhood, whether it's the house we no longer live in, the possessions we no longer have, the parents whom are no longer around. I can relate to Zack more than I would like to admit. My childhood feels like a mere memory of another life and as each day passes more of that life fades away.
I'm 1 minute in and im already starting to deep clean my house
Makes me feel much better about mine.
gonna go do the same, getting my life together from now on
@@PlaymeoffSiayou got this man
I'm 2 minutes in and I have an urge to take a shower.
female?
I would pay good money for a 20 part series to see this house cleaned out, renovated and all this trophies and nice stuff put on walls etc.
I agree, he deserves it.
I disagree. That's your opinion. Projecting your views onto others
Asmon's thoughts in his About My House Tour video align with what @RagnarokPKXD
said about projecting.
It's not what I, or many other people, would want. It's what Asmon wants. Leave him be.
@@RagnarokPKXD bro you gotta chill xD
i think he get heart attack if some1 do that to his house.
saddest part for me is that my partner is a hoarder and if it weren't for me throwing a fit every now and then this is exactly how my house would look in fact it practically looked like that not long ago until i took it into my own hands .and my 9 yo son is exactly like zack as in he dowsnt want his stuff cleaned up he just wants to live in it so it kinda hits hard for me ngl and gives me a good idea of what a future of them could look like when i'm gone
I wouldn’t know where to sit either… 😂 I love how Emiru is trying to stand as much as possible
Everyone talking about Asmon's house but no one talks how nice his friends are.
I would laugh my ass off, but at the same time tell him to clean his house
@@lumpystilskin5367dude could afford a nice ass house of he wished or get an apartment worth 3k and have no problem
Paying it.
@@lumpystilskin5367 id just come over there and start cleaning. I know what it feels like to live in that kind of environment and it's almost a weight off the shoulders to have someone help you clean up without judgement.
Honestly not sure how that house isn’t condemned… millionaire who lives like that is disgusting. I love asmon but damn dude. I wonder what his neighbors think. Is that McCool. And that girls is smoking hot
@@jeffelwart7948close your jaw lol
I’m actually surprised asmon let you guys film his house
exactly what i was thinking too
I'm not surprised in fact I was waiting for it to happen
Asmon is not ashamed of his lifestyle
guess hes moving soon
Why wouldn't he? He's shown his house before, and he's certainly not ashamed to show it
@@Nox1234567891011 Nah, his ass is dying in that house
I had instantly the urge to clean his house up. And by that I mean throwing away everything in there.
white board for wow tasks is just amazing
Now I can see why, no mere mortal can live with Asmongold.
Izzy sure did try
God bless Izzy for even trying 😂
@@gearhead417 she really did, multiple times even, actually massive props to her, probably the one who got him to change the most too, he never used to change his bedsheets before her for example
@@NoName1462 You better believe he still doesn't lol
@@Bedrick she taught him to do that before girls come over at least, which is better than nothing I guess
It’s actually amazing that you can pick up any object in that house, and asmon can tell you a story about that objects life
it's like a living '90s click-based crime-solving game
Typical hoarding mentality. Everything has a meaning, potential purpose, or memory attached to it.
Every single hoarder I've seen on TV or met in real life is like this.
Hoarding mental disability. Sad to see. Hope friends can convince him to move from this shithole
Asmon took FOMO to IRL. He could prolly look at a used tomanto can and say it serves a point.
Brownies in your oven from last Valentine's day lmao asmongold 😂
Memories. I think that as we grow up we’re trying to find someway to remind us those memories. Because 1990s was cool dude, we have grown, the world is changed a lot if i was like Asmon i wouldn’t have changed a thing. It’s truly amazing. He’s memories is in that home and i think he’s living it. It sounds cool to me.
This man is the real life Smaug. He is incredibly rich and lives in a cave surrounded by his treasure.
😂😂😂
shhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You call that treasures?!?!?!?!
@@riddik79 his treasure
You mean trash right
Notice how he washes the pan way more than he'd ever do it for himself.
He clearly cares for the two and knows this isn't how others live.
Exactly! 😢
I honestly feel like it has a lot to do with his mom's passing (the condition of the home).
@@TheGoatLocker nah he has always lived like a goblin lol
@@TheGoatLocker it doesn't. Was like this before. His mother wasn't the cleanest person too
Yeah I watched this and I lowkey kinda feel sad for him. Like there a emotional attachment for him there where time stands still.
The way he swung the sword though. 10/10
“It smells like old house” - Emiru
“He smells old” - Kaise
The reason this episode is 22 minutes long is because thats how long emi and teccy could last before needing to refill on breathable air
That is a proper horror show
They could have sold it to Hoarders for a fat check but they were so kind to give it out for free
Nah, it's because that's how long he could tolerate having people in his house.
10 minutes. They had to go out after that.
Just tectone remember emi went back for gacha pulls
Absolutely insane when you consider this man’s a millionaire
this is how you Stay a millionaire!
@@xctkillaprodigyx2586 nahhh you can live clean for cheap, its just not being a dirty fuck
@@xctkillaprodigyx2586 by being down right nasty no tf it's not my parents are rich and they don't live like this
I really don't understand because even if he's super lazy he has enough money to literally hire cleaners to keep it clean 24/7 without having to move a finger
@@peepooshe doesn't want random people in his house, which is understandable to be fair. He's also said they would move a lot of stuff without him knowing where it all went which he also doesn't want.
I love how humble Asmond is.
16:44 for my magic fans. Top left corner of the page, The big OG Cromat! Boy oh boy was cromat a ducking decent card!! Miss that card so much!
What a loser.
If you're planning to defeat the Asmonlair raid you're gonna need mold resist on your gear, insecticide for the trash mobs, and equip your gas masks for the deeper parts of the dungeon.
🤣
i love this, but fr asmon this aint ight my boi,
Mold resist cracked me up
you also need insanity resistance (cloak preferred)
If you defeat Asmongold on mythic difficulty he drops the Spectral molded tiger
The craziest part of this is learning that the streaming room is the most liveable room of the house
It's because a lot of people told him that the room looked disgusting back in the days and he eventually cleaned it. Now it's time for the rest of the house.
its cuz its where he mainly stays but its still fucked even if he slightly cleaned it. the only cleaning he really did was throw objects away.
I have ADHD and semi depressed and a very messy room due to the reasons listed above
After barely even watching 0:05 seconds of this vid I have decided I am no longer deoressed and gonna start taking aderall
How does one man sleep like this
Yeah meth will fix it
@@flankman9385 Adderall is not at all like meth you dunce
dude's chill af
This guy probably has enough money to live like an actual king, but he chooses this. It amazes me. What an interesting fellow.
interesting is the word to use
At this point it's a part of his character, and as he says himself many times, "never break character".
Its called mental illness
@@madarah8533 "yeah, we bought a house together, sleep together, I let him fuck me sometimes, but im not actually gay it's just a funny bit im doing lol"
It's called trauma and mental health issues
In a way Asmon is living his dream. The sadness comes from the unstoppable progression of time. I don’t think I could mentally handle still being in my childhood home, alone, after my mom had passed. I hope he stays well and his friends look after him.
Thats the problem, holding on to a time that already has passed. Life goes on, he can cherish these moments, preseverving this house, but he can live elsewhere.
That's not true at all. Such a selfish way of living.
@@PumpScience Well ya know, it's like if something is working really well, why change? I don't think he's moving until something happens where he feels he has no choice
@@PumpScience if I recall, recently he mentioned that he is in fact not doing ok. His dad is having problems.
Very insightful take. He needs friends like Techy and Emi who come over and play tgt like teenagers but as adults
Damn that's crazy. I let my dishes pile up too sometimes but after a certain level i tell myself "okay it's time to clean up around here"
I grew up in a house like this. Now im a clean person and my wife is OCD cleanly.
Ill never go back to that. However i can understand how comfortable it is to life like that. You just adapt.
The guy is happy and its his place. Good on him.
I enjoy how Emiru couldn’t even pretend she wasn’t uncomfortable
Who?
Emiwho?
I think shes known as the forehead girl
Everyone high key looked uncomfortable, even tectone a dude who hose more then comfortable being a douche on the internet looked like he wanted to hold back some things
This whole experience was otherworldly but when they started eating together and doing crazy shit in the garden. Man that was wholesome AF.
it was like going to your friends home and doing the exact same shit back in the day
@@alucardliedyeah I totally get what Teccy was saying with that. I don't even live in NA but somehow it's still exactly the same, it's that cozy feeling of when nothing else mattered and there was only doing shit in your mate's backyard to fill the day until lights out.
wait, dude said "this is my childhood room" So meaning he has lived in that house for a very long time. I think there is a lot more to the iceberg than what i initially thought
I looked back on Asmon's old YT Channel where he had videos uploaded up to 15 years ago and daaaaang the house almost didn't change then vs now.
Simultaneously not as bad and worse than what I was expecting. Him even allowing this to happen shows progress. It’s clear you guys care for him and I look forward to the “We cleaned Asmongold’s Lair” OTK stream.
I want to like this a million fold. I know he is comfortable living in this home as is AND I know if someone came in to clean or fix it up to a "livable" (can't say it's not) clean home it'll be a big deal... from whatbibe heard it seems he's happy but also in the same sense he deeply kowns it can be "better". Amen to him tho. We all know it all reflex his upbringing.
im pretty sure he wouldnt like that
Yeah it's not that bad sure it's a bit messy but it's just a matter of a cleaning day no big deal. People are overreacting I'm sure plenty of them are more messy than that.
@@jagildown Trust me when I say this, I done professional cleaning and that house is not just a cleaning day. Every room has to be striped down, all the items have to be sorted into whats trash, the surfaces have to be bleached. If we count all the house repairs as well, I'm looking at well over a week of work.
@@simonwinn8757 Who gives a fuck about professional cleaning or repairs it's not like he's selling the house... just taking the garbage out vacuum and steam here and there that's ok to live in a house that's not shiny clean
I like how he's like "WHAT BLACK MOLD?" then he's just like "naa that's just the possum that came through the roof"
True that
But he isnt milionaire, he is homeless, teethless, virgin, he only plays games and doesnt have a girlfriend or friends? xD
The possum got consumed by the black mold at that point lmfao
I honestly think whoever the other dude is is a super good friend. He kept coming up with things to say about Asmons house that he loved when in reality there is nothing lovely about it. (And I am not judging. My house was almost identical a year and a half ago when I was going through severe depression and stayed that way up until about 8 months ago). Asmon is a good soul and thats all that matters, and his friend is a loyal one.
“Do you ever watch a steamer and you’re like, ‘this is just a character’… this is crazy to me”
This video is making me cry. I truly believed that Asmondgold was an act.
I still think, “no, it’s not possible, this must be a set design”.
Honestly, I’m confused.
based on *personal* experience:
To clean this he'd have to go through all this stuff and decide what to do with it, and that means he would have to confront himself with a lot of potentially bad memories.
Especially that his mom died he would have to face (again) and there's most likely much more we do not know about. It's not just an act of cleaning up.
True ,
You can not blame him not to throw away even a knife his mom was using.
@@ukleth That's not what I meant :)
edit: +obviously
@@benfrese3573 i agree with your first statement
@@ukleth 🕊
Okay but could he not just pay for a service were they get rid of the stuff instead of him?
I think it's really nice of Emi and Tec to befriend this man who's fallen on hard times.
💀💀💀
looooool! silly goose.
Indeed, it’s a little touching
Warms my cold heart seeing it
Bro he has like 5 really good real life friends but I don't know why they never told him or maybe they did and Asmon is too stubborn to do anything.
The fact they left the door open shows it needed some air.
"When we ran out of room in the trash can we would just buy a new trash can"
"Ohh"
😆
It seems like whenever you enter Asmonlair you seem to receive a debuff. While the boss of the Asmonlair is completely immune to the effect you will not last long unless you have stacked enough resilience.
Beef Jerky flavored Steak consumable buff, harvested from the lair you can craft the only protective solution
how much is enough though?
This is sad. I love Asmon, but the home is a shrine to his mom. Nothing has changed since she passed, other than decomposing. Love to you Asmon. I hope you win the demons you have left to defeat.
Yea well said
How is it sad knowing that he is content with very little? Actually nice knowing the guy is happy enough to show us his house tbh. Quit projecting so much shit on him and pretending like you mean well lmao
@@oxsilaYou can literally see that he's unhappy. No haircut in two plus years and he quit streaming on his main just to name two things. Anyone who knows just a little about mental health will understand that this is unhealthy. There's nothing wrong with wanting to keepsake things but if that were the case he would clean, put things up for display and throw away the shit he doesn't need. Instead he's stopped doing the dishes and just gets plastic ones instead. He hasn't changed anything about the house to make it "his" instead he's trying to preserve it the way it was. This is a museum of old memories and not a home.
Edit: He's also stopped using shampoo as of recently which just adds another layer of him taking less care of himself than ever before.
@oxsila it's not projecting, it's the psychological. Well adjusted humans take care of themselves. If your hungry you find food. If your dirty you clean yourself. You naturally take care of yourself. People who lose basic hygiene are often signs of a troubled mind. You think I say this because I hate asmongold. I have watched asmongold for 5 years. I just want him to be healthy and happy because he deserves to be. He stuck in a home that is filled with the memories of his mother. How will he ever move past that if he can't heal
@@oxsilathat house screams depression and sadness.
This video makes me feel so good about myself. Thanks!
"omg u have soap" how low do u want the bar? yes.
Bro that Bald guy is so funny and handsome i love him on the steak and eggs podcast and I love his streams
which one?
I know man Asmon is great
Biggest Asmon fan
So right teccy, asmon is the best
Bro you survived! Spoiler for the end of the video
Asmongold could use a part-time assistant, a house keeper, and a hug.
I think dude needs therapy
@@harry31619 he needs all of this and so much more
yeah this is not normal behaviour to have such a mess@@harry31619
Bro the dude is rich and he let his mom live the rest of her life like that? makes me feel uneasy.
@@askechad7478 He let his mom buy whatever she wanted, so I'm sure if she wanted a cleaner or a new house he would have given it to her. Also it's been 2 years since she passed, so I'm sure it has gotten worse if he doesn't care as much.
Conduct yourself in a way that the light of your mother doesnt get taintet by the mugg of your flaws. You See Money is Like any addiction with IT you can hide what really bothers you.Asmon Misses His Mom and His nervous system acts in a way to get His feel at Home Moment. Despite the fact that He could get anything He Just wants to feel His Mom again. That Shows how much of an awesome Mom asmon had
I feel bad for the robbers who'll stumble in this house.
"Do you have smoke alarms?" "What?" "..." is a perfect example of the existence that is Asmongold.
If a fire were to ever broke out he'll be so fuckin dead
Or when she grabbed the paper towels but he responded with "Why would you need those, you're wearing pants." He's so used to living like that he has no idea what she meant and was just trying to wipe down the table where they were going to eat. But again...not something Asmongold would go out of his way to even care about...LOL
Yeah and rats love to eat romex sheathing so a fire is 1000x more likely trust@@quanage4296
What’s truly insane is that Asmon might be one of, if not THE only multimillionaire who lives like this. Truly exceptional.
Looking at his shitty house makes me think the dude isnt nearly as rich as i thought. That place looks like it could collapse on him in few years. Wonder how much does a maid cost in US if he doesnt want to have one.
For some reason I think this house is just a streaming house in case he gets swatted or such that way his actual home address never gets revealed cause mans smart so who knows
There's a lot more than you think. A LOT more. I know a lawyer who won a 12 million dollar lawsuit that lives in a cramped 1 bedroom apartment that is filthy except for the kitchen and bathroom. I also knew a very successful business owner that lived almost exactly like this, according to his son he had 2.5 million in the bank when he passed. Those are just 2 I've known in my own hometown.
@@Jebu911he’s literally one of the biggest twitch streamers ever and has been for years which obviously means he gets money from the people that are subscribed to him, donations and sponsors. He’s also a co owner of star forge gaming which is a very big and successful prebuilt pc company, he’s an owner of OTK which is a media organisation and he’s also a co founder of Mythic which is a talent management company that helps sponsor content creators and has a hand in the esport business so I would imagine he makes quite a lot of money. He’s talked many times about how he just doesn’t spend any of his money because he sees no reason to except spending it on food and things for gaming, he invests everything and has so much money that he doesn’t know what to do with it so he just does nothing because he likes how he lives already.
@@jonathanmosher72 Well its kinda true mostly poor people like to look rich anyway. But the few millionaires i know do have maids to clean their houses.
His house looks like Baker Home from Resident Evil 7.
Bro.... i paused this video and cleaned my house
We finally discovered what Asmon considers to be too disgraceful to be around: dead rats. That's where he draws the line.
Man has a code
Live rats are presumably fine though 😅
i really want to know what the bathroom was like cos he said he had to clean it up before they got there, was it better or worse than the dead rats
He seemed slightly bothered by the thought of black mold. Likely so he can locate it, and place a rug over the top of it.
@@SirBeanz That of which we do not speak...
the chemistry between them is so gold, holy shit that felt wholesome.
like trio of besties ❤
His whole reasoning to not heating up the pan..😂😂😂
*Emi picks up paper towels*
Asmongold, hostile: “What do you need those for?? You’re literally wearing pants!”
Finally I have all the information I need to build Asmon's house in Minecraft
ahahahahahahaaa
the hard part will be getting all the items u need to it be faithful to the original 😅
Its so wholesome to see adults playing baseball in the yard with a sword
Asmon looked so happy. He never wanted to grow up
Are you the real Morgan webb
@@frequentsee3815 I am very much the real Morgan Webb but maybe not the one you're thinking of
Heckin wholesome chungus no cap this karma be bussin fr fr ong
Adults don't exist. Just grown up babies.
As an old hermit, you made me feel so much better about my housekeeping skills. Thanks.
😂 if its dry, mold wont get in it. Bro, youre killing me.
No joke, after watching this video, im getting up right now to go clean my house a bit. This shit was overwhelming!
it makes me want to go outside lmao
I'd sign up to clean his house for free. 😂
yeah i watched the first 10 minutes and now my flat is cleaner than ever before. I got an itch watching it.
Honestly, same here. Getting the vacuum cleaner out asap
I have a trash can in my bedroom thats filled to the brim. Just watching this made me instantly throw it away.
I just love that Asmon can explain every nook and cranny in his house 😅
being able to know every hole in the wall, now thats goals
True hoarder mentality. respectfully.
My "office" is relatively tidy and clean. But I had to compulsively deep clean the entire place after seeing this... at least he's happy... i guess.
so woderful to have your own house. Asmon is a great guy i watching him over 10 years,he face tragedies,with even asking none to help him,and very hard times BIG love Asmon ! Stay cool !
This is mental illness, BUT letting people in and testing your boundaries is an important first step. I hope he gets well.
🙏🏼
Mental illness? Dudes provided more goods times for people than 99% of humans ever will. Bros just doing his thing
Isn’t this guy a millionaire
@@adammiller7380 no
@@taahasiddiqui1071 He is a millionaire. There is no way he lives in that house with tens of thousands watching and not making a shit load of money. His net worth is anywhere between 2 and 11 million.
This ep kinda broke my heart. Asmon been through a lot through the years. Seeing all of the house and how his friends responded. But you can tell they actually do care.
Same, you just know he misses his mom deep down and the condition of the home is a reflection of his grief process.
@@TheGoatLocker Losing a parent is the hardest thing we all face at some point in our lives I know. I lost my dad in a tragic motorcyle accident.
@@TheRicherProductions Dont say we all, many of us didnt have the privilege to be born in a good family. If anything, when they passed out i felt real peace and freedom for the first time in my life
@@TheGoatLocker The condition of the house has always been like this and asmon never cared. It has nothing to do with grief, this is simply how he grew up. He sees nothing wrong with how nasty his how is because that's simply what he knows. If I had to guess, his mom was a awful smoker who just would lay around the house all day and wasn't very clean herself, nor cared about her health. You can tell Asmon is just a reelection of his mom. The one thing I will say though is that I think the reason why Asmon never moves out, has everything to do with the sentimental value of the home for him.
no he needs help clearly.
bruh the dead ass old tv in the living room from 1990 killed me
This was the day Tectone finally won me over. He’s a good dude.
You can tell him and Emi care about Asmon but don’t want to step on his toes either.
It’s his life he can do what he wants, but there are signs… there are definitely signs…
They may not want to step on his toes, but at what point do you intervene before he makes himself deadly sick? Or do you just let him spiral into oblivion? Having been rock bottom and in a similar situation, it took losing my home and everything to wake me up. I hope it doesn't take that for Asmon
@@chromasux2Sometimes you just help your friends. They will probably hate you for it first but if they your friend they will eventually understand
It's a tricky situation because he has money, he can live literally anywhere, idk sometimes all a person knows is home. Losing his mom probably made the house more sentimental to him, If I were him i'd just renovate the house.@@chromasux2
In a previous episode they told him he should hire maids and that was before visiting his house
@chromasux2 this man is well funded enough to never change and continue living this lifestyle
The comment Teccy made about the house being a time capsule is accurate af. Asmon never wanted anything in his life to change. He just wanted to play video games with his friends since he was a kid.
a man child with major mental issues
Tectone seems so cool to hang out with, bro wish I had a friend like him.
She picks up the kitchen roll and Asmon says "What do you need that for? You're literally wearing pants" like shes gonna go wiping her hands on her clothes haha
Asmongold, the literal Loot Goblin. The King of Gremlins. A true gamer.
Not only a loot goblin. But an undead from the deep underworld as well, surely our true lord
it is absolutely disgusting the house must smell like death.
@@Rob93WLR smells cozy
LMAO bullshit@@l2qz711
This is the worst mtv cribs episode I have ever seen!
I feel like they are forming priceless memories and they don't even know it yet. They seem like childhood friends from school. Also Asmon's house is like doing an elite dungeon, just epic. This was seriously wholesome.
This is the best content. Just vibes, hanging, learning about eachother without any gimmics or cheap bits. Just some homies hanging out. This is, I think, my favorite otv video to date.
I agree completely, probably my favorite video too@@Hi98765
U should not praise this type of behaviour. This is very serious and dangerous to live like this, in this filth. Nothing amazing here.
this experience being haunting is an understatement
“Yeah those are brownies from last Valentine’s Day… let’s just put those back in there “ 😂😂😂