Every Pokemon VS 1 Billion Lions and Why its Dumb
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- čas přidán 12. 07. 2023
- For my first video I express how moronic this decade long debate really is. Hope you all enjoy it.
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Why is this video still getting in your guys recommended it sucks 💀. Really should remaster this so it's not just png simulator.
for realsies,smh
yeah it's trash
this just makes me want to see terminalmontage make an “every pokémon vs a billion lions battle royale” animation. i doubt that would ever happen, since that’s a lot, but it’s fun to imagine at least.
"but the Pokémon would run out of pp/get tired" mfs when the lions start dying of starvation
They eat the Pokémon and dead lions
@@spectre9091 wouldn't be enough for each of them and took too much time in a middle of war
Gigantamax snorlax can produce an infinite number of berries if it has enough lions to eat. PP isn’t an issue
I just hope the pokemon don't accidentally kill Litwick, Pyroar and Solgaleo thinking they're on the other team.
LITWICK IS A CANDLE?! NOT A LION!
@@zabianreubens4989 Sorry, I meant Litleo.
@@willverschneider1102 Makes alot more sense now
@@willverschneider1102litwickleo
All the pokemon need is draco meteor. IT’S LITERALLY SUMMONING WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS WE DON’T NEED A LOT OF THEM!
Lion believers patiently waiting for the patch update that adds Lion Ladder
I'm pretty sure a very large amount of people saying that the lions would win are doing it as a joke.
You’d be surprised at how unhinged and dedicated the lion community is, there’s massive debates in Wikipedia talk pages about who would win between tigers or lions
yeah that's exactly it, pokemon fans just can't understand when they're being made fun of
@@than0shark my lapras with perish song :
@@H0n35t its a fucking lapras be honest like 10 lions could kill it before perish song actually takes effect
like i normally argue for lions as a joke (victini wins ANY fight it gets into like canonically) but its a LAPRAS.
@@than0shark Yeah you could say that. But there are some people out there on the internet. Who thinks the lions will win.
Could Ditto just transform into one of the “leading lions” in that group and just… convince all the other lions to jump off a cliff or something-
No, leading lions don’t exist
Primape drops in from something (some flying type) with two cans of red bull.
Starts beating the shit out of the lions.
If it dies due to high blood pressure or lions or angy it evolves and get even stronger
The argument has always been fkn dumb. Lions get washed
1:42 In the woods of Phoenix Wright, “But can they control lions? No!”
"The Lions can just spit at Magcargo" mfs when Magcargo starts spitting at the lions.
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@@LiamSalva761🦁🔥🗿🔥
The bidoof one got me
Ignoring the fact that Kyogre can cause deluges that wipe out civilizations, and Ultra Necrozma sucked the light out of an entire dimension, the lions wouldn't even be able to harm Magikarp.
I don't remember which game it was but Magikarp was able to tank an explosion that vaporized all the water in a lake. I love Pokemon so much.
beat porygon by pressing alt + f4 lol
I don’t know if a lion can use a computer though😂
@@PorygonDidNothingWrongwith 1 billion lions one is bound to hit it unintentionally eventually.
@@tree4444 now I immagine 1billion lions furiously clicking and scratching a keyboard until, one of them, deletes the porygon line😂
Okay, some of the weaker Pokemon you mentioned can be taken down by numbers.... but there are some Pokemon that can't be beat by numbers and they can cause enough destruction that they could win on their own....
Every animal on earth vs one billion pyroar
Whales can camp forever, they'll never find the tardigrades, they can't reach the birds. This is why Pyroar is low tier.
what big lion doesn't want you to see
Because there’s a small (for a creature like the following) leviathan that is literally poseidon if he became a sea beast like that. Which causes the flood like a God just by being active, doesn’t need to do much of anything
you forgot machamp can punch with around 170 quadrillion pounds of force so 7.48e+17 newtons in a single punch do that times 500 3.74e+20 newtons of force a second got this from how much the average mountain weighs and how he can push one with a single arm
We do not need every pokemon to defeat 1 billion lions, we need only Arceus
I like how some people use the "oh but no legendaries" so they already nerfing the pokémon side before it even started.
Even then, how are lions supposed to kill living lava like magcargo or a giant iron snake leviathan like steelix?
2:02 i likes how this pokemon is just smell bad lol
It’s awesome! And a balled point too
0:53 okay for some reason people can't understand that this is still physically possible due to the law of thermodynamics, or in other words, it's because of magcargo's INCREDIBLY small size that the fact it's hotter than the surface of the sun is irrelevant
let's put it like this, if you had a small candle, it'd probably be about 1,000 or so degrees celcius. you know how hot it is? it's the same heat as boiling lava. but obviously, touching a small candle isn't going to burn you the same as touching lava.
that example is no different than magcargo. even if magcargo is hotter than the surface of the sun, magcargo isn't even *close* to 0.00000000000000000000000000001% the size of the sun, so the actual damage it'd cause is *very* miniscule in comparison. it really isn't a danger to you or the environment, unless it's in some forest/grasslands or you're trying to touch a wild magcargo for some reason lol
edit: btw i completely agree with everything you said in this video. the people who say 1 billion lions win are ignorant to the truth and *vastly* underestimate the strength of pokemon, but people (including pokemon fans) don't understand why magcargo is still physically possible in the world of pokemon
Also keep in mind this is a world where Dragonite and Garchomp can fly. I’m pretty sure real world physics are just a suggestion here, like most fantasy worlds
@@Mobtrapper-hq8is oh yeah definitely, I just meant that people want to use Magcargo as an example to disprove any Pokedex Entry when...there's nothing wrong with Magcargo being over 18,000 degrees? Humans literally have and use tools that are *much* hotter than that.
@@afro025 ironically that happened again, as Coalossal is meant to be a blast furnace, yet only reaches up to half the temperature of most blast furnaces
I just want to point out Eternatus can dynamax/gigantamax every one of the Pokémon without any trainer assistance
But I mean... Those are a Lot of lions...
And they still get destroyed
Several Pokémon could destroy an infinite amount of lions. And 1026 isn’t exactly small either
Groudon and Kyogre themselves almost teared up the entirety of Hoenn in the manga, the hell you expect some lions gon do to the? 😭
To all of the above:
*Nuclear lion warhead*
@@dan_shadowfire4268 How do you expect lions to build that when they don’t even have opposable thumbs? They have brawn and bulk, but not brains.
Dude this is hilarious I made the exact same video just now but I’m a Lion believer. Just earned a sub
Nah but like, how did we publish the same video within not even an hour from each other? Also kind of funny how we brought up Yveltal as a main point for completely different reasons lol.
Magcargo wins.
No, not pokemon.
Magcargo.
He's twice as hot as the sun.
The entire planet and all living things on it are being instantly vaporized.
Pokemon are no more.
All life is burnt to a crisp now.
I love how people keep quoting the Pokedex like it's accurate and should be taken seriously. When it's clearly not.
Surprised Pyroar didn't show up. Not only are they lions too, they're lions that breath fire hot enough to end the earth!
and that’s probably not even all the mons that can solo or wile out most of em single handedly
One thing that nobody seems to mention is the fact that Kyogre and Groudon could destroy the planet just by fighting
Even if you ignore the pokedex, here are things we directly see.
Kyogre flooding the planet
Shedinja having Wonder Guard
Any pokemon with seismic toss throwing pokemon out of orbit
Mega Rayquaza blowing up a meteor
Ultra Necrozma absorbing all light in a fucking *UNIVERSE*
Dugtrio creating huge earthquakes (the manga)
Snorlax stopping a bullet train (the manga)
And most of this shit ignores the "what if they run out of PP" argument.
They don't need to take turns, look at the anime. Oh and if you wanna use game logic, watch WolfiVGC's video to see what would happen.
Imma be honest.
Machamp alone could win. Maybe a few but my point still stands,
Machamp can fight non stop for days.
Its punches can send you off into the horizon. So strong enough to kill.
So let’s say every punch of his hits a lion. And he’s punching 2 thousand times a second.
Yeaaaah, it takes him 3 days.
If a pokemon can heal him he just straight up wins.
That’s so fast no lion can get close.
There’s only one problem,most of them might kill the 2 sides with their moves
Thank you.
Dude do NOT suddenly blast audio that loud. Shit is genuinely very painful on headphones.
This video is objectively right because Heatmor praise
Steelx exist: Pokédex entry:it digs and lives underground so no amount of lions stacked on top of it is heavy enough to harm it its skin is harder than diamonds so good luck trying to scratch and bite your way I did forget to mention that it chows rocks when digging underground so it’s as hard from the inside as the outside
Most legendary Pokémon are immortal don’t age or die naturally so if one leaves the battlefield and the lions can’t find it the it will outlive all the lions and win
Like I have never heard of more stupid argument than this
People on the Pokémon side give all this stuff to back their choice
The people on lions side:1 billion is too much
Bro have some time to think about it ultra necrozma almost destroyed the entire multiverse in the manga until zaygard killed it and put those two with far stronger beings and think they’ll lose
See somebody did how many lions could each Pokémon beat gen 1 with variants and mega mewtwo y g moltres and porygon have ways to argue they could beat one billion
1:27 bidoof would be the only pokemon to die if all pokemon were to fight against 8 billion lions
How dare you talk about god that way. Bidoof could easily win.
@@sharkt9877 bidoof isn't god, he sucks in battle
@@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901 no actually he is one of the best and is absolutely broken. He was banned thanks to his hidden ability which is arguably the best ability *EVERY*
@@sharkt9877 I tried having one of those on my team, IT DID NOTHING BUT DIE
@@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901 you gotta set it up right and you clearly can’t.
He is literally in the same tier as mega requaza and arceus.
He is literally one of the most broken pokemon.
But you don’t know how to use him so
ok but thats a lot of lions
See, this is dumb but 1 of every Pokémon literally wins. Like the hell are you thinking when it's Groudon feeling a bit cold and decide to rise temperature 90 degrees higher 😭
Then how about a googol lion?
ze lions would take too long and gamefreak would make new pokemon making ze lions have to kill more pokemon if they were strong enough to kill all ze pokemon
lion ladder
ok but, 1 billion is a lot of lion
You bringing up Beheeyem at all is based as fuck.
All the homies love Beeheeyem.
@@vosshawk Beheeyem having the same Sp. Atk stat as Zapdos and Moltres is still pretty wild to me. It's such an underrated heavy hitter.
Steelix exists 😆
bro doesn't know about the lion ladder
Lion Ladder supporters when Mimikyu removes its cloak to show horrors beyond your comprehension, terrifying them enough to make the ladder fall lmao.
nah Mimikyu is dead rn@@vosshawk
The fact that people exist who either:
A. Actually believe lion ladder
B. Somehow think it’s funny in any way
is among the most depressing things about our world.
Edit: clarification
Margo solo
victini wins because yes
I don't think you understand how big a billion is but alright
I meant, what is lions gonna do when the world is flooding? Swim?
Lions win.
There are 1025 pokemon
Lets say they all have 4 moves.
With a avarage of 30 pp
Yes some moves can kill multiple lions.. but those have like 8 pp.
So let keep avarage 30 pp
And okay do times 10 to have every move kill 10 lions (which is not true.. and also lets pretend caterpie and weedle and magikarp etc all are capable of killing 10 lions with every move and have 4 moves with 30pp.
All pokemons wont have any pp left and did not kill even 2 million lions.
Lets pretend a weak move like struggle can kill a lion... it recoils 25% dmg. So all pokemons can kill 4 more lions.. so they can only kill like 5000 more lions.
lil bro is using game logic
lions doesnt exits in the pokemon world💀
pokemon need to wait their turn lmao
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lion have to wait too if that's your logic lil bro
if that's the case, lions also have to wait their turn too.
Lion Believers final and their only other argument:
B u T
w H a T
a B o U t
T h E
l I o N
l A d D e R s
theyre making fun of you because you cant understand what a joke is, and youre making it funnier by not understanding its a joke
1:04 also the dex says ttar is IMMUNE TO DAMAGE
1:54 i would agreed with you, but i like durant
Counterpoint: The pokemon universe canonically exists and humans live in it.
I feel like this makes the pokedex argument somewhat irrelevant, as if the pokedex were 100% factual, my first point would not be.
This debate is still really dumb and in any semi-realistic scenario (aka any situation except for a game-accurate pokemon battle), either pokemon win or we develop a shared ecosystem. However, it's not dumb for the reasons you gave.
i mean tbh, nothing about the pokedex entries is false information about the pokemon, nor can it really be proven that they're false.
take for example the most infamous argument people use; magcargo. but the problem with using that pokemon is...well, people don't understand how physics work lol. let's put it like this, if you had a small candle, it'd probably be about 1,000 or so degrees celcius. you know how hot it is? it's the same heat as boiling lava. but obviously, touching a small candle isn't going to burn you the same as touching lava
it's no different than magcargo and the sun. even if magcargo is hotter than the surface of the sun, magcargo isn't even close to 0.00000000000000000000000000001% the size of the sun, so the actual damage it'd cause is very miniscule in comparison.
or take spoink for example; the dex entries state that it will die if it ever stops bouncing, but i do believe that people misunderstand what it's actually trying to say. obviously if it stops bouncing for a second, spoink won't die. not just cuz it's a game targeted towards children, but because if a heart stops beating for a few seconds, you're not going to die. spoink's bouncing is what keeps the blood flow going, and his heart pumping
also, even in spoink's sleeping animation, we can still see it bouncing, further proving that bouncing is integral to keeping spoink's heart pumping and his blood flowing. although if you have any other examples you'd like to give for why the pokedex can't be true, i'm certainly willing to debate about them with you
@@afro025 Thank you
Finally someone who understands basic thermodynamics
idk man thats a lot of lions I don't think pokemon could do it
Idk man, ghosts are pretty hard to ko with just normal attacks. I don't think lions could do it.
@@vosshawk Doesn't matter, ghosts would use up all their pp and struggle to death.
Also lions aren't pokemon so they wouldn't be normal types.
@@proh744who said they need to use their attacks
@@Giga883 no wild pokemon just sits and stares at you during a battle - they always attack even if it means exhausting and killing themselves
and even if they did, lions arent pokemon so they wouldnt be normal types
@@proh744you can try and heal them at full health it does nothing and alakazam is 100% smart enough to pull that off
Pokedex used as source, disliked
Also there are a lot of lions lol
bro thinks pokedex entries are actually real 😭🫵
Well how else are we supposed to assess it then?
@@neopenguin-bu7jp anime, games, literally anything not written by a 10 year old
@@james8183 "written by a 10 years old" when does it said that all of the pokedex were written by a 10 years old? The only 10 years old in the series was Ash. And he didn't even catch them all or study them.
@@noname-rt3cv I thought the lore was that the trainers in each game record the pokedex entries once they catch the pokemon no?
@@james8183 no, not exactly. Beside, there is no clear ages for each trainer for each generation.