1 Billion Lions VS 1 of Every Pokemon
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A Billion Lions is a Lot of Lions
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This is great...
I like the style alot, if u sprinkle this in every week I might actually be less bored lmao
The Pokémon can just strike the lions at night because everyone knows that the lion sleeps tonight
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Give them a 5 hour energy
How the tables turn
Lmao
Wolfey: "We're not using the Pokedex, that'd be ridiculous".
Kyogre: Fucking floods the entire universe three times over with the help of fairies and monkeys.
Seems 'bout right.
disclaimer: Lions can swim
@@Kolitj For how long?
Assuming the sudden appearance of water doesn't crush them.
@@Kolitj He can just summon the water above them, water off that size and height can crush cars. Also, normal floods can tear down houses.
@@Kolitj reclaimer: not forever
The lions - ok we've defeated every single pokemon except one
Kingambit- and i took that personally
Basculegion and houndstone just running around hitting everything with 50000 power last respects.
@@BEEEESBasculegion can learn last respects?
@@Kingambit7 yup, but it's an egg move so you need to put a basculegion with a mirror herb and an open move slot in a picnic with a houndstone that knows last respects for it to actually be able to use the move.
@@BEEEES Awesome! I've got to do that!
*uses snarl*
I still like the idea of magcargo just slowly crawling towards the lions and they all burst into flames when they're like 30 feet away. Just slowly gets closer and one by one, they just explode.
How come I imagined that too lol. Probably a bit more than 30 feet away though. I would imagine Magcargo would burn them all before it even started
For once, you are not the target of the death snail
I like the idea of the lions bumrushing 998 Pokemon, until finally there is a single Pidgey floating high above the field, it's wings slowly giving out. Below it, a billion lions circle one very scared Gardevoir...
Black hole time heehoo @@Luke_Sah
The real question is if 1 billion lions could even scratch a single Shedinja
ASKING THE TRUE QUESTIONS HERE
They definitely have crunch/bite
@@GreatDG follow me walls : *exist*
@@GreatDG F
No because scratch is a normal type move
So basically, Kyogre floods the planet with the help of Clefairy and the lions all drown and then Smeargle and Oranguru are like “that was sick bro! Do it again!”
Now I'm just imagining Smeargle and Oranguru like Supa Hot Fire's hype men xD
Uhyeah I'll fucken do it again
Bruh 1k likes and 4 replies
Lions will form a raft
@@glarbo3965 and when they do the pokemon would just do it again
The poetry of Kyogre being both the optimal choice from game mechanics side and cannonically 100% capable of drowning a billion lions at once is truely beautiful.
Groudon be like: Sorry bro, but my super duper sun is active and you cannot attack
Wait, they didn't have items
I mean Groudon is also a doomsday scenario for them. Making the sun hot enough to evaporate the oceans has got to be terrible for anything living on land and not having shelter. Especially beings with fur coats. If the lions survived that, they'd be lethargic as heck
@@BurakkuHishou yeah hes much more debatable though. One of the best arguments for the lions is that they kill the pokemon in 5 minutes. Kyogre's water stops that in its tracks but Groudon's heat wave hasn't really shown to be that quick. Maybe lava stops them but lion bridge over it honestly isn't unrealistic unlike the ladder.
@davidanderegg1232 I mean, assuming lions are still acting as their natural selves...anything team work based or sacrificial based is unrealistic.
@@BurakkuHishou have you heard their arguments? Realisms long out the window. But them piling on lava til one gets over isn’t that unrealistic
Now the real question is, how many lions would it take to beat 1 of every Pokémon
Yes
the real question isnt a question becuase spread moves hit ALL targets
so even if there was infinite the lions would still die
they would all die to universe compression before even existing for a seond@@dr.doofenshmirtz6922
Bite
There's no number since Arceus would just delete them all
That one Pyroar fighting on the side of the pokemon watching his entire species being obliterated into extinction be like: :')
This comment deserves more attention
they are not even extint, they got deleted
Lol
Lol
@@pcu9284 When extinction isn't enough to describe such sad fate.
"Let's ignore the pokedex because its literally impossible and super exaggerated"
*constructs a set up that has enough power to destroy all life in the universe in 1 hit*
...3 times over
lol
This whole argument is literally impossible and super exaggerated.
I mean using the games' lore Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, and Arceus can all do that independently.
@@TMega5612 True, but he said he wasnt going to use the lore to avoid a situation like this. But somehow we ended up in a situation like this anyways. Its just kind of ironic
A billion lions: somehow survive*
Groudon: it's my turn to play bro *uses earthquake
lion shelter
Groudon: runs at the lions and rips the ground open
@@Flowey-Yourbestfriendlion helicopter
@@mir4geisnotafurry Literally every legendary (besides Groudon/Kyogre): And I took that personally.
@@Flowey-Yourbestfriend lion masterball
I love the idea of all these Pokemon getting together and scheming on how to f*ck up some lions
The best part is there are more than a few Pokémon fully capable of coming up with a plan like this. Like even if the actual IQ of your average Alakazam is vastly overestimated, it’d still be smart enough to figure a strategy like this out, especially if it had help from other hyper-intelligent Pokémon like Slowking or Metagross
Just imagine how long it would take to wait for INTIMIDATE to take effect on each of them.
not to mention that it would happen multiple times, Jesus, the lions would die of old age before the slaughter would begin
It would literally take 30 years
assuming the animation takes 5 seconds that would take 158 years lmao
Dude i think the lions and some pokemon would have intimidate
intimidation takes about 2 seconds in gen 6 and after, there are 32 pokemon that can have intimidate, provided that all pokemon in one evolution line can be included at the same time. there are 1 billion lions, so intimidate will be done 32 billion times. if every pokemon that can learn intimidate actually has intimidate, it would take 64 billion seconds / 740,740.74 days / 2,028.04 years
As a “a billion lions is a lot of lions” supporter. I could tell as soon as he said “307 pokemon learn helping hand” that I was wrong
I was on the side of the lions until this day, when World Champ Wolfey created a turn 1 battle plan of ultimate lion destruction
@@highcard6296 good that you now see the light
@@postboy2242 ultra necrozma : slaughter who called
@@highcard6296 Sadly, thats impossible, allow me to explain. You can't have 307 pokemons fight at once. Only 6.
@@Superbug-tf8zy 1 billion lions wouldn't cooperate either. If anything the lions would be fighting each other for territory as well as leadership. Pokemon would barely have to get involved.
"Kingambit has gained strength from the fallen"
lmao
Kinggambit fainted!
*Houndstone used Last Respects!*
Any Pokémon that benefits from KOs would reach the level of legendaries at this point.
Alright, with all of this said and done; I really want to see an animation of all of this setup used to take down these lions. It'd be so much work, but be honest it'd be cool as hell seeing every trainer order their one pokémon and having Kyogre deliver the finishing blow
Epic Battle Simulator?
My favorite part about this whole argument is the claim that “pokemon wouldn’t be able to work together because they need a trainer they’d just kill each other” and then turn around and insinuate that lions are smart enough to make a giant ball/ladder
wait till they learn about psychic pokemon
@@ianalbertobarrientosfortin6713 Alakazam with 5,000 IQ and ability to communicate with psychically
@@RandomPerson-gf6gd Mewtwo was able to control pokemon I believe.
@@boosterboo6795 yeah
fair argument, but a billion is a lot.
Kyogre: " You did well to survive that attack. *What will you do about the second one?* "
2 TSUNAMI
If Survived
4 TSUNAMI
if still not dead somehow
8 TSUNAMI
alr this is impossible if their still not dead but
16 TSUNAMI
I'm pretty sure we are talking a big enough Tsuami to more than wipe out the Earth
Lol idk if it was your intention but, I read that clear as day in Madaras voice lol
I guess Kyogre is Madara now
Didnt know the lions were onoki
I think the funniest thing about this discussion is imagining what atrocities the pokemon could do to the lions if we go by lore/pokedex entries
Rayquzay be like guys can just get off the plant and let me mega evo and destroy this plant?
Meanwhile necrozoma be like:- let's cook them. Uses Z-move light that burns the sky
If you go by pokedex any pokemon that is besides victini can never lose a battle, so somehow a magikarp with a victini can defeat a billion lions
@@diogoalves9284 even without using pokedex there is no way real life animals can stand up to Pokemons. What are you gonna do if dragon types started raining meteors? Or fire type start using eruption?
I love how orangutu and smeargle basically just said
"DO IT AGAIN"
Kyogre: _uses Water Spout_
Oranguru: *"DO IT AGAIN."*
Kyogre: _uses Water Spout again_
Smeargle: *"DO IT AGAIN."*
Lions: _BRUH_
Ditto and mew: *heavy breathing*
@@Panda10million RIGHT! they could transform into Oraguru and Smeargle and just make Kyogre... DO IT AGAIN
@@gacharandom6087 or they could transform into kyogre and have 3 water spouts
@@gg_ez69lol63 but those would only be able to do one water spout, they wouldn’t copy or anything plus no stat boosts for helping hand
@@froggers8945 transformed pokemon have 5 pp on moves lol
Someone please show this to Ludwig
Ludwig: Do yOu kNoW HoW mUcH a BilLiOn iS??
@@FellOff arceus gpt beaten by cement he aint gonna do shit
@@dodgyjimbo4120 yeah so would lions
czcams.com/video/8eJrW1WJsq8/video.html
and also Connor
*the 4 billion unique spinda in my garage* :Am I a joke to you?
Lol omg this is hilarious. Although he did say excluding different forms.
Wake up a Jirachi and wish for all the lions to disappear.
Groudon: "Did we do it?"
Rayquaza: "Yes"
Groudon: "What did it cost?"
Rayquaza: "Your brother probably being dead due to the sheer roids every pokemon gave him"
groudon:Yay now I can make the entire earth full of land and volcanos and there wont be any water
Groudon: "Did we do it?"
Rayquaza: "Yes"
Groudon: "What did it cost?"
Kyogre: "What do you mean WE"
I was about to say "every pokemon except Kyogre and the ones with Water Absorb" but then realized Wide Guard defends them all against even allied spread moves (I assume?) so they're fine.
@@AlexanderRM1000 that wasn't even a concern anyways, since unlike surf, water spout doesn't hit allies
@@lordspagetti9261 Rayquaza: *slaps groudon* no bad
Groudon: but why not?
Rayquaza: we need to keep the 7/10 meme alive
“What about the lion ladder?”
“If the lions were on the ladder they’d be stuck in Pokéball tier”
Underrated joke lmao
can anyone explain that particular joke to me?
@@TomAmit42 pokeball tier is the lowest ladder tier in competitive pokemon (the game).
@@trunks4435 oh so it's mostly just a word-play, yes?
@@TomAmit42 yeah I guess you can say that
@@trunks4435 Oh whoops, I thought the joke was that the higher up you go on the ladder the fewer there are at maximum effectiveness.
I’ve never even played Pokémon games why am I so invested in this
I never could fathom why this was even a debate when Pokémon can literally manipulate tectonic plates and cause earthquakes
True
a billion lions could at best destroy a planet’s ecosystem while there are pokemon who could single handedly destroy planets, dimensions(not sure but who cares giritina can screw off to the distorted realm and take others with them) and other insane stuff like necrozma and eternitus
lion stans please note, this wasn't even kyogre's primal form
@@grunkleg.3110 Magic Room was used in this scenario though, so Primal Kyogre does do more damage
@@austinwilding1602 does primal kyogre activate if items don't?
@@goggles8691 It does indeed. There are restrictions to what Magic Room is able to turn off, and among the items it cannot disable are the Primal Reversion orbs, Mega Stones, and Z Crystals.
@@echo-rose Additionally, Primal Kyogre would go through its primal reversion before magic room ever went up, because it activates as kyogre hits the battlefield, so even if magic room stopped blue orb from activating, it wouldn't apply in this scenario.
@@austinwilding1602 very true :3
arceus: deletes lions
dialga: goes back in time to kill baby lions
wailord: *munch*
No, Wailord fucks
@@yassinegrira2339 tHe lIons woUld stAck!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!1!!1
@@yassinegrira2339 yep, precisely why that argument makes no sense. saying that they could jump wouldn’t make sense as lions wouldn’t be able to cooperate and there’s too much weight
@@sodaleopard yeah, not to mention that many pokemon can easily move/fly WAAAY more fast than a lion, I don't understand why people doesn't realize this thing that can easily would give the lion the L
@@notauri1693 even if we dont use the pokedex there are pokemon that display universal ingame feats such as dialga or palkia. theres also the fact roar of times descrption states: a roar of time that distorts time itself. POKEMON STOMP
Me: If the pokemon are allowed to hold items, so are the lions, every lion can hold a focus band. Statistically 10% of the lions will survive resulting in an average of a hundred million lions after one water spout. After three water spouts thanks to instruct, the average lion count is reduced to one million lions, which is still sufficient to KO every remaining pokemon.
Wolfey: Magic room.
Then kyogre runs kings rock and flinches them
What I like about this is that due to the nature of spread moves, the lions are screwed no matter how many there are. Whether it’s 1 lion, 1 billion, or 1 octillion the outcome is the same.
One infinity
@@itsArridian infinitylion
This guy just taught us how important set-up moves are
Fucking right?
Well... If you've ever done any form of competitive battling, you would know that Setting up is a big importance. You have trick room setups, Mimikyu sweeps, Mould Breaker counter, you have Shuckle, Entry traps, Shadow tag, trapping moves, just to name a few.
Real
Yepppp
Imagine if he used primal kyogre
Solgaleo: *slowly switches sides while arceus deletes the lions*
I'm sad over the fact that this comment has less than 2k likes
Noice likes
Cement
Pyroar:Oh shit
litleo: eh... eheh... *runs away*
Kyogre: does more dmg than atoms of hydrogen in the sun.
Shedinja: Pathetic.
Miraidon: … GIMMIE A SANDWICH
Koraidon : bru, just GIMME A SANDWICH.
Every time someone says "a billion lions is a lot of lions" I say " yeah that's a lot of fucking dead lions "
Lol
Im gonna start using this
@@DJG44 Same.
but why do the pokemon moves get to work? why cant we assume the pokemon get put in real life instead of the lions just being other pokemon? its a dumb debate anyways.
@@beanman9294 because then it wouldn't be lions vs pokemon, it would be lion vs other animals and we already have that lmao
another argument I just came up with as a counter to my own argument:
"how could the pokemon devise such a plan without a trainer?"
"mewtwo"
Alakazam is said to be smarter and that one orangutan from Alola is said to use Pokeballs and command others.
Or Deoxys too, heck, even Kadabra or Gardevoir and said to be smart enough to probably devise a helping hand nuclear bomb.
Or other 20061005 Pokémon smarter than a supercomputer
@@the_apotecary_from_tf2 like metagross
Man did you readed my mind?
Arceus, Yveltal, EVERY GHOST TYPE, ALMOST ALL FLYING TYPES, and Regigigas aren’t even scared
Metagross, every Pokemon knowing psychic, any Pokemon knowing dig
I always found this debate dumb, until it became a joke. Then I loved it. Because there are a few people who take this seriously and believe that the lions can win, let alone live. There is a magma snail hotter than the sun; literal gods of time, space, dimension, and also _the_ God; a waifumon that can summon black holes at will; and an undead bug that the lions wouldn’t even be able to damage
not really true on the last part, struggle would still hit through wonder guard.
@@sinteleon I am assuming that lions do not have magical powers, thus anything they do is considered “normal”. Even an action like biting, which is a dark type move that would work against Shedinja, is “normal” because there is no magic behind it. And “normal”, be it the type or just existing as a regular state, cannot damage Shedinja.
It is both the action and the fact that Pokémon are magical creatures that give moves their types. For example, what makes bite different from bug bite, thus permitting different typings? It’s used by a bug type Pokémon, of course! So then why doesn’t “bite” become bug bite when used by a bug type Pokémon? Because although some qualifications were fulfilled, you still need the magic aspect.
A regular lion, backed into a corner, desperately struggling does not mean he is suddenly using a bug type move. He is a lion, lacking entirely in magic. There his struggling is a regular state of struggling, “normal”, and not the magic “normal” energy nor the magic “bug” energy.
I probably could have said this in a way simpler way, but basically the TL;DR is that regular Earth lions from our universe possess zero magical abilities and thus cannot apply Pokémon types to their actions such as “biting” or “struggling”
@@guts60 struggle isn't bug type, it's typeless, and bypasses most typing checks, including wonder guard. It's literally used when there is no other moves available to be used (aka no more of this magic thing you count as moves), which in this case, counts. If anything, if we go by your logic, regular normal type moves are still magic, and anything the lion does would fall into the same category as struggle, because it by definition is used when there is no more magic left.
(and yes, normal type moves should be considered magic, like hyper beam and leer whatnot)
@@sinteleon YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Oh my god, I was thinking of “struggle bug”. All these years of pokemon, I feel like a moron. I am sorry
Kyogre: Have you ever been hit by the end of the universe twice in a row?
Lions: No
Oranguru: *W* *O* *U* *L* *D* *Y* *O* *U* *L* *I* *K* *E* *T* *O* *?*
Smeargle: Laughs in the background
What can kyogre do? I’ve heard people mentioning him multiple times but I don’t understand it
@@randomname9291 use water spout
@@damianwilson8974 yeah I’m just stupid, I read the comments before watching the video
Astalos.... Love the pfp, my favorite of the four
@@randomname9291 Watch pokemon generations episode 8 and you'll see that Kyogre can solo the puny lions lmao
Wolfey with professional editors is too powerful
When you give an already good Pokemon a mega form
this was a perfect idea
A power that goes even further than wolfey's plot armor against cybertron
@@slick_rickgaming1102 Salamence
@@slick_rickgaming1102 didnt work too good with garchomp but still yes in this case
Kyogre: man fuck this place 🌊 🌊 🌊
Many pokemon are basically invulnerable from a lions perspective, so it would basically be an extremely slow massacre where like a dozen pokemon kill everything else even if spread moves don't scale beyond 5 targets.
Or an instant one in the case of Kyogre committing triple water hypernova.
Or a really fast one in the case of Kyogre committing triple Water Hypernova
That one Pokémon with storm drain:
*”I’m helping”*
I know this is probably ironic, but just in case, other pokemon could use entrainment, nullifying bad abilities.
No Pokémon in the game can only have Storm Drain as their Ability. Even then, you could always use something like Boomburst or Eruption instead
Gastrodon cries in the corner. Can't run away from lion
Weezing: let me introduce myself
(With neutralizing gas)
This is the same of asking who would win between a city and a single nuke. Shure, the city has many people, but a nuke is till a nuke.
one billion people or 1 of every nuke
@@deezknuts3058 Not even close, the nuke annihilates the 1 billion people like 1000 times over.
@@maxdrags3115 it's a trap, the nuke need at least one people to activate it.
Though in one billion people there _will_ be at least one dumbass activating the nuke.
@@dradel2050 Yea, probably.
@@dradel2050 depends on how closely packed the people are. A single nuke can't kill 1 billion people but multiple definitely will.
That one lion that was scared and used protect: Am I a joke to you. Pokemon Trainer: Do it again.
First thoughts: There are pokemon that can fly and have range. What are lions gonna do?
Wolfe: Proceeds to explain how Kyogre is going to 1-shot all lions in one turn.
I mean, yeah, it's a point that rayquaza could probably just camp in the sky. Well, I guess it couldn't if we're talking game mechanics, but still, it's something to consider.
According to the Lion's appreciators, lion ladders
@@bruv7521
Nah, lion ladders tend to be unstable and collapse onto hornbills.
Wait, that's rhino/elephant/hippo/giraffe/antelope/anteater/ostrich/lion ladders.
Lion ladders is perfect for the pokemon. Bunch as many lions as possible together, probably have a good number taken out from their own weight. Meanwhile, the flyers will use the miraculous 200IQ move of not staying in one spot.
On the other hand, the lions might have Scar on their side. He could use his earth bending powers to move the ground closer to the flying pokemon.
@@skycastrum5803
Since when is Scar Toph Beifong?
Yveltal: Flaps its wings once
Arceus: Is just God
Kyogre: *THE F L O O D*
Ghost types:
Lion 63: Why did we all agree to this again?
Lion 9723: Because Wynaut.
Lion 1563788: you all agreed to this?
Lion 153686425: I was abducted from my family and forced to fight for their amusement. Release me from my torment!
Lion 666: In Doom-God we trust
Lion 1: hey guys, welcome to my new youtube video, and today im going to do an epic gamer prank on these other 999,999,999 lions i abducted
Thank you for finally answering this plaguing question, it has torn my family in little pieces, my friends won't talk to me and the world has shunned me. Now after years, I am finally let back in to society and am now a peace, so thank you.
307 Pokémon using helping hand is the next “Peasant railgun” isn’t it?
indeed it is
The lions can't attack ghost types so it's already a clear win for the pokemon.
The lions have bite because why would they not
I mean there is also the problem of just solar bodies
what if the dead lions come back as ghost lions what then
Lions die, boom ghost lions
Lions don't know Pokemon rules. Lions are lions, not Pokemon. When a real ass lion bites you, it's not a Dark-type move. It's a bite.
Logic of Lion appreciators: That's a lot of lions
Logic of Pokemon fans:
Yes
Magcargo
Just
Marcargo
@@orangeman3505 magcarago?
@@Deadass271 macgarago
@@orangeman3505 also camerupt being 10000°C and everyone is ignoring him :(
all it takes is one impressive internal temperature reading of a magcargo and then no one trusts the pokedex
Y’know,lots of Pokémon can fly and also have projectile attacks like charizard,or some simply just are too OP like Eternatus
It’s good to know that we haven’t lost the intro. If we did, he’d no longer be a real youtubist.
Real youtubist always has intros, every intro is a work of art
YouTubist?
@@glitcheed3192 uncultured swine (don't get offended it's a joke of wolfey intentionally having bad pronunciations of certain words, this is why he pronounces youtubers as youtubists and video as wideo also having horrendous pokemon pronunciations like arca-ni-ne unlike arca-nine)
To bad he doesn't do this anymore
"1 Billion is a lot of lions bro!"
Wolfey: "Yeah, 1.96*10^64 is a lot of damage"
Clear
True
Yeah
Yes
bro what are lions supposo to do if LITTERLY Any flying legendary shows up or ANY GHOST TYPE becuase the lions are normal type
This can be answered in two minutes. Lions are normal animals. So mono normal type. Basically just Pyroar without fire, and only normal moves.
Bring out Marshadow and it's over. Stab fighting against normal lions, and immune to all normal moves.
Marshadow can easily solo 1 billion lions.
*Kingambit gained strenth from the fallen*
"307 Pokemon learn helping hand" is the only statement needed.
It does Adventure Capitalist Money Damage.
Adventure Capitalist Money is a phrase i need to use
If you consider a regular pokemon needs a 75 base power to kill one single lion, since it's super effective, raising it's power to 150, that means the same regular pokemon would need 150000000000 power to kill 1 billion of them off of any spread move. To achieve that result, we would only need to gather 36/38 pokémon intelligent enough to cast helping hand on the same pokémon
LMAO!!! I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO!!!
@@C4lmaria Assuming the damage is divided by the amount of lions, which it most likely isn't.
That's funny because I literally just got done watching a video on that game and playing it.
Ok now do every Pokemon VS 1 billion Wolfey Glicks
He knows the damage calcs, Wolfe wins easy.
Well Wolfe is the old world champ of pokemon, so they'd just bow down in cowering fear like the peasants they are
We only need one Wolfey. He's a pokemon master.
Mr. Wolfey could just get one pokeball the size of the sun and win
That’s 6 billion Pokémon vs one of each Pokémon, that’s pretty easy
Lions in general dont F with hippos… but imagine a hippo that can create earthquakes
SV update
+70 Helping Hand users, (1 reserved for Doodle)
Dragon Cheer for a higher crit
Tera Water to increase from 1.5x to 2x
And most importantly,
Doodle gives all 1020+ Pokemon a copy of an ability (I’m thinking Beads of Ruin for spice, or realistically keep it simple and go Battery)
*all the lions are KOed*
*Kyogre sinks the Planet* 🐳
Team Aqua: Finally.
Lmfaooo! Best Comment Ever xD
all it took was LIONS
Correction: destroys the Galaxy x3 and creates a new universe (I can provide the math if you want)
Cyrus: I didn’t need Palkia and Dialga after all?
Average Pokémon fan:
Average lion enjoyer: that’s a lot of lions
"Average lion enjoyer" is possibly my favorite phrase
Im both
Me:... thats aloooooooot of dead lions.
thats a lot of mufasas
Yea that sure is a lot of corpses
Kyogre creates a tsunami*
Lions:🫡
So in response to seeing a billion lions Kyogre brought a flood from Wolfey's ark
Wolfey: Does it cause a 75% reduction?
Me: It’s 75% of the original, meaning it’s a 25% reduction.
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Same with the damage roll. The lowest possible damage roll is x0.85 or 85% or a reduction of 15%. Yet, Wolfey said it's a reduction of 85% in this video. Thank god, calculators still calculate numbers correctly regardless of human error. Still love you Wolfey, keep rocking, stay safe.
Yes. I tried to overlook it the first time, but he kept smacking me in the face with it. Especially the 100%-75%-75% made me shiver.
Ah good eye on that. That means the Lions are even more dead
It's a "right answer, wrong formula... somehow..." situation... kinda.
He spoke incorrectly but was doing the math correctly. Don't worry about his terminology too hard. xD
What if the lions have the power of friendship? They just had a dramatic flashback to all the good times they spent together.
Literally unbeatable.
more
Thats alot of friendship power
when that happens, the second water spout hits, then when they get their next boost THE NEXT instruct hits. Then when they attack they can't do anything and the pain begins again
The lions are from Akame ga kill so the power of friendship doesn't works.
Idk man, have you SEEN Lucario's friendship powers?
"Perish Song.":I JUST DON'T EXIST
When your friend is explaining his combo in magic
"Well you see because i activated this effect last turn and i casted this creature which does this when it enters the battlefield and then i casted this instant and you blocked with these creatures... you take 3 damage and i gain 14 life. Oh and i use this artifacts ability, make that 16 life."
Nice pfp.
@@ma.yf06 Ah, but I used this enchantment to double all token creation which is doubled again by this sorcery so I spawned 345 tokens all of which get sacrificed to this creature I summon with devour and then because I have this creature with this effect, you take 1 damage for each and I gain 1 life for each.
@@oberon1449 But you’ve forgotten something, and that’s that I have an enchantment which states that whenever I take damage, I create a token creature with the ability “as long as this token creature is on the battlefield, if your life total would be reduced below 1, it becomes 1 instead,” as well as another enchantment that says “whenever you take damage, each opponent takes the same amount of damage”, so we all take 345 damage, however I survive and create 345 tokens.
@@august4476 But I did that on purpose because I have a combo of Lich's Mastery and Jace, Wielder of Mysteries and as such, I just won.
this response was one of the most generous responses in the lions favor i've seen and it still ended in an overwelming victory for the pokemon, i don't see how anyone can think the lions have a chance
Sorry johnny, but the reason you broke yah legs is because you couldn't clearly see how the lions would win, its quite obvious. Goddamit the first joestar to let me down...
@@colmlooney5843 How
@@colmlooney5843 how do they win? Lion stack? Lions can only hold up to 2000LB and the average lion is 400LB meaning the first Lion would be crushed and throw the stack off balance once more than 5 lions get on the stack, also how would they stack? Would the lions climb up each other? Lion shield? Them forming a massive shield would just make them a bigger target and they wouldn't increase in density, how would they survive the planet being flooded by Kyogre or being torn to shreds by a thousand earthquakes? Hell, how would they survive being just fucking deleted from existence by God?
@@hiddendraco2607 what if the lions all use transform to turn into arceus. 1 billion arceus>one of every pokemon
@@Cube-xm6vt Lions can't use Pokemon moves of any sort, just like Pokemon can't use lion moves which take no PP and are infinitely reusable
*Your pyroar toughed it out so you wouldn’t feel sad!* *Your pyroar toughed it out so you wouldn’t feel sad!* *Your pyroar toughed it out so you wouldn’t feel sad!*
Looking back I mean literally you only need arceus to beat the lions. But then I remembered that if you just had any ghost type Pokemon as long as the Lions don't bite them then they'd be fine. Also just to terastalize shedinja and it wins by default when all the lions of natural causes.
As a long time member of the “a billion lions is a lot of lions” Camp, I must admit this video if pretty conclusive. I think he cracked it
But he's wrong. bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Water_Spout_(move) If you see the target area on the right side, you see how it doesn't affect the 3rd foe to the right, meaning that water spout's range is limited to a maximum of 3 foes.
@@harpot678 You're right. All lions would have to be adjacent for them to all be hit, which isn't possible. In a 3D scenario, each water spout could kill up to 8 lions.
@@joesos5773 that water spout could extinguish the sun, I don't think range is its issue
Yeah, it doesn't hit all targets, it hits all adjacent targets.
Could just have Groudon use Earthquake instead. Wide Guard still prevents all of the Pokemon from being knocked out by it too.
I feel like I just watched a dude spend 20 minutes ranting about how noah's ark happened.
Lmao true
It did happen
@@thegoodfather1177 true
Yoooo!
The Nephilim were Holy Lions all along!
Over a year has passed since SV released. You can now add a few extra Helping Hands plus Chi-Yu. Though, someone has to be on Gastro Acid duty now, so that Wo Chien doesn’t get in the way.
>"make sure it's raining"
>forgets kyogre invented drizzle
The argument literally stops at "Pokemon get helping hand and surf"
No, because again... that's *alot* of lions
@@colmlooney5843 The counter-argument to "that's a lotta lions" is the Phil Swift classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE*
@@Nat_the_Chicken The counter-argument to "that's a lotta damage" is the average lion enjoyer classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA LIONS*
@@colmlooney5843 Arceus is literally shown to be god in the anime games and Pokedex and has infinite power, Arceus can literally just delete the lions from existence
@@hiddendraco2607 This was the one reply thread where we weren't madly throwing cobbled-together bits of logic at each other and I found it quite refreshing, so please don't take it seriously, thank you
I like how he calculates rain dance when kyogre has drizzle
Water bubble tho
Drizzle happens instantly entrainment with water bubble takes 1 turn
If there's one of every Pokémon on the field then that means that potentially there are other Pokémon on the field with weather altering abilities. As such, it's entirely possible for it not to be raining despite Kyogre being on the field. If nothing else, Groudon alone has Drought as its only ability, to say nothing of stuff like Hippowdon, Tyranitar and Ninetales. Though all of those are rendered moot by either giving Kyogre the Blue Orb, turning it into Primal Kyogre and activating Primordial Sea, which cannot be overridden by standard weathers - only by Primal Groudon's Desolate Land or Mega Rayquaza's Delta Stream. These too are easily sorted - we just don't give Groudon the Red Orb and don't Mega Evolve Rayquaza.
Alternatively, if the Blue Orb isn't an option for whatever reason, we just have one of the other Pokémon that's not doing anything use Rain Dance after Groudon's Drought and any other weather altering abilities have come into play.
Going back to Rayquaza, however, he is still technically an issue due to his Air Lock ability, but he's also easily worked around by a Pokémon with Entrainment, Gastro Acid, Simple Beam or Worry Seed.
There are various other ways the actual abilities of the other Pokémon in the battle can potentially be a problem (after all, you're using one of EVERY Pokémon), but they're all also easily worked around since you have so many that are just doing nothing.
@@sayethvexus8332 Anything with Storm drain literally fucks the entire thing :(
@@sketch3744 Storm Drain doesn't redirect spread moves.
wait till bro finds out about flying types
Wonder guard: I’ll just wait here
this is like if kyogre used spirit bomb and all the pokemon fueled it
spirit bomb 3 times
out here causing Noah's Ark 2 on the battlefield
Wailord in the back crying
@@blackattack1840 you wanna see me do it again-smeargel
but lions could stack
wolfey: im going to get a noble peace prize!
also wolfey: theoretically kills 1 billion lions 3 times over
Well, Alfred Nobel invented dynamite so does it really matter?
Lions : ‘Nah, I’d win’
lion on sun: (becomes actual pyroar) sun: hUh wHaD dA hEiL
"Thel lions would be stuck in Pokeball tier." LMAO what an underrated line
Thats the only line in this video i didn't get, can someone explain please?
@@DylanC333 He was talking about the tiering system for online battles in SwSh. There's the Unranked, Poke ball, Great Ball, Ultra Ball, and Master Ball tier.
@@shiinozaki I assumed it was a sort of ranking system but is he just saying that stacking up the lions would barely make then any stronger or is there some other joke here?
@@DylanC333 Yeah, that's the joke.
Game theory has never tackled the real issues like Wolfe has
Mattpat aint got shit on the world champ
Very interesting video. I thought it would be interesting to give the lions their own stats, move set and abilities, so heres that.
Abilities: Intimidate or Rivalry
Stats:
HP: 90
Attack: 120
Defence: 95
Sp. attack: 30
Sp: Defence: 65
Speed: 110
Learn set:
- 🔘 Scratch
- 🔘 Growl
Lv 6: ⚫️ Bite
Lv 9: 🔘 Roar
Lv 12: 🪲 Pounce
Lv 15: 🟣 Agility
Lv 18: 🔘 Slash
Lv 21: 🔘 Lock on
Lv 24: 🥊 Bulk Up
Lv 27: ⚫️ Crunch
Lv 30: 🟣 Rest
Lv 33: 🥊 Body Press
Lv 36: 🔘 Take Down
Lv 39: 🪨 Wide Guard
Lv 42: 🪲 Lunge
Imagine the time it would take resolving 307 helping hand animations
The real question is "How many lions can each pokemon solo?"
@PAPITO ryan yes lets see caterpie murder 6 lions
@@snomandonly yea and let's see arceus erase every lion from existence.but it would be funny to see caterpie try to run away from 6 lions
@@snomandonly all pokemon can learn toxic, so any pokemon should be able to at least take some lions down with them, even caterpie
@Nameless *Thanos snap*
@@generalzeta7000 Chronomon Then BURNS THE POKEMON ALIVE WITH HOLY FLARE AND CORONA!
"Or a little over a vigintillion base power, and no I didn't make this word up"
Adventure Capitalist players: *We know.*
May I recommend Antimatter Dimensions?
In my opinion, best idle game out there.
Currently has 1-2 months worth of content (and it only really gets boring at some of the endgame stretches). And if you're playing purely for the big numbers, my endgame save is at 10^287,000,000, compared to Adventure Capitalist capping at 1.8x10^308
This was my first thought when he said that lmao
The moon theme was unnecessarily good
Lapras casually perish songs the entire lion population and takes everyone along with it
I wonder what this would look like updated to the modern gen - especially with Grafaiai's Doodle copying Power Spot or Battery onto its allies after Prankster is no longer needed; I imagine that 1021+ instances of that would probably beat out the need for Water Bubble (though if there's a way for kyogre to keep water bubble in spite of this, that would be even better lmao)
Don’t forget, if we use regional gimmicks then Terastalizing Primal Kyogre into a water type would do another +50% damage at least
Summarizing:
Kyogre floods everything
2 Pokemon incentivate two extra floods
308 Pokemon help him
3 Pokemon defend
3 Pokemon break possible defenses
The others cheer from the sidelines
And now because of scarlet and violet the Pokémon increase my odds attack and special attack from.cheers
i mean 307
Flood everything except teammates as water Spout doesn't hit teamates
But a billion lions is alot of lions
@@SukunaJJKaisen Max special from the flatters, already.
Any pokemon with Snow warning would drop the temperature of the battle field to below freezing, causing the lions to die of hypothermia
A single snover could kill a billion lions
If the lions had the same moves as fire lion, they'd probably have sunny day.
@@blizzardkiehn2508 no they would only have normal moves, as he only took stats of pyroar, not moves
@@blizzardkiehn2508 But even still, Kyogre could flood the entire universe 3x over, and even if the lions didn't die instantly from the water pressure that could crush an entire semi truck, and they could somehow swim, Lions like any other animal cannot swim forever and compared to the entire Universe they can swim a very very very small amount before their legs give out and they proceed to drown.
@@astaut2659 lions would have no moves cuz they aren't pokemons
@@davidvanboven2576 they will struggle then
If spread moves hit all opponents, then you could put Kyogre against an infinite amount of lions without even having to boost its power since a Kyogre can defeat a Pyroar easily.
I mean it doesn't hurt to make sure the job's done
Palkia gives them the gojo treatment
Imagine all the lions watching a man strategize the best way to utterly decimate all of the lions millions of times over
idk man that's a lot of lions though
sadly a million is not even close to how many times over they would be killed
Yeah but the lions can use snatch and steal all the effects he wants to use then obliterate the pokemon
@@beenieweenie1986 does pyroar learn snatch? The lions are basically normal type pyroar.
@@Tt-The-Creative Just checked, they don't