1 Trillion Lions VS Sun: Who Would Win? (Solved With Science)

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  • čas přidán 24. 07. 2018
  • Ever since 2015, the world has been plagued with the question, "Who would win? 1 trillion lions, or the sun?" I'm going to take a scientific approach, while diving into tangents about what "trillion" means, physics thought experiments, and more! Want to know who will win? The answer won't surprise you!
    email me absurd questions at askoliver77@gmail.com
    References:
    Earth’s Atmosphere www.universetoday.com/25370/h...
    Who would win?:knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-wou...
    Ian’s Article: www.newstatesman.com/future-p...
    Central Park: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central...
    The Sun: wiki.tfes.org/Sun
    The Sun For Real This Time: www.nasa.gov/sun
    Falling into the Sun: what-if.xkcd.com/89/
    Quintillion Lion Math: www.calculatorsoup.com/calcul...
    Human Approximation: www.livescience.com/3505-chem...
    Swartzchild Radius: astronomy.swin.edu.au/cosmos/S...
    Calculation: www.wolframalpha.com/widgets/v...
    All about our tiny black hole: xaonon.dyndns.org/hawking/
    The Proton-Proton chain reaction: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton%...
    The Large Black Hole Math: www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=...)
    Totally Real and Considered References:
    www.quora.com/Who-would-win-3...
    / 1_trillion_lions_vs_th...
    • Carl Sagan's Cosmos: '...
    Music Sources:
    Rumble Rumble: • Cinematic Low Rumbling...
    The rest were “lovingly” “composed” by yours truly. I do quinceañeras.

Komentáře • 30K

  • @janm3781
    @janm3781 Před 3 lety +4279

    "If we wanna destroy the sun, we're gonna need more lions."
    A statement I never thought I'd hear in my life ...

  • @Pato-ci3tb
    @Pato-ci3tb Před 3 lety +9014

    okay sure, but 1 trillion lions is a lot of lions.

  • @the_pineapple245
    @the_pineapple245 Před rokem +227

    A wise man once said "I mean thats a lot of lions"

  • @Cooldude32117
    @Cooldude32117 Před 8 měsíci +103

    Sun supporters: the sun can literally melt your skin of and turn you into plasma
    Lion supporters: that a lot of lions

    • @Blackfromstickworld
      @Blackfromstickworld Před měsícem

      Also lion supporters: THE SUN DIES AT NIGHT SO THE LIONS WIN EASY

  • @ldtobi1
    @ldtobi1 Před 3 lety +7179

    “Not sure about that bro, I’m looking at the sun right now and it’s hella small”

    • @Jacuuz
      @Jacuuz Před 3 lety +325

      lions don’t look that small

    • @watsappenin2865
      @watsappenin2865 Před 3 lety +250

      Some sun glasses and sun screen and it's a lion dub

    • @camman_sansdrip7075
      @camman_sansdrip7075 Před 3 lety +9

      But it's actually big

    • @themetalmario77
      @themetalmario77 Před 3 lety +198

      @@camman_sansdrip7075 no it ain’t i saw it myself and its like 5 centimeters

    • @camman_sansdrip7075
      @camman_sansdrip7075 Před 3 lety +5

      @@themetalmario77 go to fucking space then u can see the fucking difference

  • @JR-tj2zl
    @JR-tj2zl Před 2 lety +6888

    Son: Dad, why were lions extinct?
    Me: Ah yes, It was very stupid...

  • @ZXLink
    @ZXLink Před rokem +44

    This is like the third time this video has popped up on my feed in the last few years. It's one of my favorite thumbnails on CZcams because the sun looks offended that this question is even being asked

  • @mrburgermaster
    @mrburgermaster Před 7 měsíci +29

    'A mass of lions so large it would start fusion' made my day 😂

  • @peterzeppeli2563
    @peterzeppeli2563 Před 3 lety +25050

    "They'd win if they attacked at night."

    • @azugar7869
      @azugar7869 Před 3 lety +230

      Hahaha good one

    • @ogway1772
      @ogway1772 Před 3 lety +393

      “They’d win if they attacked at night”-Oogway, Spirit Realm 1700 b.c.

    • @isabela8214
      @isabela8214 Před 3 lety +123

      @@azugar7869 They were quoting one of the answers in the beginning of the video

    • @memelord3066
      @memelord3066 Před 3 lety +36

      I died of laughter 😐😐😐

    • @peterzeppeli2563
      @peterzeppeli2563 Před 3 lety +9

      hahahaha

  • @vladimirvikentije5202
    @vladimirvikentije5202 Před 3 lety +3605

    “Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion” is my favorite quote from this video

    • @vipulvaibhav7353
      @vipulvaibhav7353 Před 3 lety +15

      And it's facts

    • @Fireclips76
      @Fireclips76 Před 3 lety +17

      Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion

    • @Pandora880
      @Pandora880 Před 3 lety +9

      Lions should be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion

    • @joshiejandro2321
      @joshiejandro2321 Před 3 lety +2

      As I read this it was said in the video and I thought I was reading an audiobook

    • @Pandora880
      @Pandora880 Před 3 lety +2

      @I Do Stuff that feeling tho... I did it one time and I thought I had ascended

  • @Srujith111
    @Srujith111 Před 11 měsíci +81

    such a ridiculously insane story telling, your script, the animations editing is just really a million lion thing!

  • @danielyee9932
    @danielyee9932 Před 2 měsíci +5

    1:22 that flat earth joke got me

  • @MrCeegeezy
    @MrCeegeezy Před 2 lety +5210

    You didn't take into account that Lions are cats and they have 9 lives so technically the sun needs to deal with 9 trillion lions who have systematically learned that they do indeed always land on their feet.

    • @chronological_or_alphabetical
      @chronological_or_alphabetical Před 2 lety +93

      yeah, he didnt mention that!

    • @evaque7755
      @evaque7755 Před 2 lety +154

      You’re a bloody genius man, now we can end this tyranny

    • @user-lt9oc8vf9y
      @user-lt9oc8vf9y Před 2 lety +17

      He arguably did if you consider that 9 is just a constant factor

    • @thePersonoyt
      @thePersonoyt Před 2 lety +41

      No, it has to deal with 1 trillion lions 9 times

    • @davebryan1890
      @davebryan1890 Před 2 lety +18

      Now we're applying real logic to it I can't see how we can fail to defeat the sun

  • @LobsterPuncher
    @LobsterPuncher Před 2 lety +4663

    As a liontologist, I've often caught small groups of lions plotting to snuff out the sun and end all life. Pray they can never organize the numbers to fuse into a black hole.

    • @matt25675
      @matt25675 Před 2 lety +72

      Liontologist lol.

    • @TheNuclearBolton
      @TheNuclearBolton Před 2 lety +62

      You’re a lie’n ;)
      Lion…lying? lie’n? No… :3 ok

    • @VlidOnTheLead
      @VlidOnTheLead Před 2 lety +43

      As a suntologist, i've known that the sun is strong in every way than the lion.

    • @skychaserbeats5758
      @skychaserbeats5758 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zzzirfamo7908
      @zzzirfamo7908 Před 2 lety +19

      @@VlidOnTheLead I’m a universeoligist and the lions would win!

  • @arthurgrusha5878
    @arthurgrusha5878 Před rokem +13

    That is fantastic! Enjoyed it so much!

  • @zim07
    @zim07 Před rokem +9

    3:00 I will never question my drawing skills again

  • @1Billysama
    @1Billysama Před 2 lety +16921

    He forgot to calculate the power of friendship, and the fact that everyone in the ball has the heart of a lion.

    • @dhruvvraghu6226
      @dhruvvraghu6226 Před 2 lety +595

      Heh, if the lions were given anime plot armor, I bet they wouldn't have needed those many lions to beat the sun.

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 Před 2 lety +77

      Friend killship

    • @cheese5911
      @cheese5911 Před 2 lety +94

      Dominic Toretto: i dony have friends, I got family.

    • @rashelhernandez5396
      @rashelhernandez5396 Před 2 lety +31

      Aw this comments so cute

    • @evoo9210
      @evoo9210 Před 2 lety +19

      bro i love you

  • @pizzacuthd7559
    @pizzacuthd7559 Před 3 lety +3440

    Everyone asks if the lions can beat the sun, no one asks if they want to.

  • @Solocase
    @Solocase Před 11 měsíci +11

    I love how I keep coming back to this video ever year, despite having watched it already times already 😂

  • @Waitwha
    @Waitwha Před rokem +6

    0:31 At first I thought he was gonna start rapping at this part lol

  • @OkiSuwen
    @OkiSuwen Před 3 lety +1927

    "We are all human. We cannot kill the sun. But 3 * 10^35 lions can. They are not human." -Sun Tzu, probably

    • @lxtav
      @lxtav Před 3 lety +77

      "quantity equals quality if there is enough" - Joseph Stalin

    • @josephfield6903
      @josephfield6903 Před 3 lety +9

      Not all lions are human but all humans are smaller less hairy lions

    • @franm938
      @franm938 Před 3 lety +5

      SUN tzu you say?? 🤔

    • @arthurbernardo6086
      @arthurbernardo6086 Před 3 lety

      @@franm938 why am i getting potato deja-vus?

    • @chairmanxina2338
      @chairmanxina2338 Před 3 lety +2

      Dont trust random quotes from CZcams.
      -Adolf Hitler

  • @LelouchVl
    @LelouchVl Před 2 lety +14583

    “They’d do win if they attack at night” you’re a smart one but you forgot the fact that lions sleep at night.

    • @brandymcnamee7880
      @brandymcnamee7880 Před 2 lety +921

      Only the ones in the jungle, the mighty jungle.

    • @amarisbutlr
      @amarisbutlr Před 2 lety +184

      they hunt at night tho

    • @twineberry
      @twineberry Před 2 lety +325

      Owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway owiboway OOOOOOOHHHHHH

    • @ronanmuatuli6086
      @ronanmuatuli6086 Před 2 lety +36

      Ahhh zero cringe.... perfection

    • @arissboot2596
      @arissboot2596 Před 2 lety +11

      nice one eren

  • @plague4661
    @plague4661 Před 9 měsíci +10

    but heres the thing, 1 trillion lions is a lot of lions

  • @KaIIenie
    @KaIIenie Před 6 měsíci +5

    i love how this is secretly just a big math and science test that we try to follow along and see if we get things right

  • @kuale
    @kuale Před 3 lety +2336

    I can't believe I just listened to 7 minutes of someone seriously calculate how lions can defeat the sun.

  • @yatazen7670
    @yatazen7670 Před 3 lety +2394

    "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

    • @bumbo222
      @bumbo222 Před 3 lety +143

      Oh god, now im just imagining Candace looking up into the sky trying to show her mom the gigantic ball of lions hurdling into the sun, and one of doof's inators destroys it by accident before she can show her.

    • @thegamingsack
      @thegamingsack Před 3 lety +77

      @@bumbo222 Ahh yes, Perry the platypus. To get revenge on my parents for not showing up to my birth I'm gonna cause a fucking SUPERNOVA

    • @sirfroze
      @sirfroze Před 3 lety +1

      Shut

    • @shaunjimbangan1166
      @shaunjimbangan1166 Před 3 lety +9

      That would be one dark episode. I mean, phineas and ferb would be trying to kill a massive amount of animals that have done nothing to them just because they where bored.

    • @bumbo222
      @bumbo222 Před 3 lety +46

      @@shaunjimbangan1166 Aren't you a little young to purchase, raise, enslave, and breed lions against their will?
      Phineas: Yes, yes we are.
      *Oh No*

  • @Baallerith
    @Baallerith Před rokem +3

    I have not understood one single second of this video and yet I appreciated every wise word spoken.

  • @jayer.
    @jayer. Před rokem +25

    The thing that most people sleep on is the species of Lions we use to take on the sun.
    Now Barbary lions for example are now extinct, but they were living in the Atlas mountains. So they already had an advantage over their savannah and desert cousins by naturally being closer to the sun.

  • @hyguy1258
    @hyguy1258 Před 3 lety +32014

    Everyone thinks they should just attack at night, but have they not realized by now that the lion sleeps tonight?

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 Před 3 lety +4308

    When you tell a joke to your parents but the parents turns that joke into an important life story

  • @AndroxVT
    @AndroxVT Před rokem +2

    This is the kind of videos you watch at 3 am when you have a crucial test the next morning 💀

  • @kubix0n1
    @kubix0n1 Před rokem

    The type of content I love

  • @asgoresbitch1306
    @asgoresbitch1306 Před 3 lety +3752

    "Compress these lions into a blackhole", that is the most cursed statement i heard this week.

    • @bunnyhopd7315
      @bunnyhopd7315 Před 3 lety +76

      Well my friend just said
      “lion body pillow”
      so beat that Asgore’s bitch

    • @300kalash
      @300kalash Před 3 lety +17

      This week?

    • @ahmedalfatih7723
      @ahmedalfatih7723 Před 3 lety +4

      No

    • @theworthysoul
      @theworthysoul Před 3 lety +33

      @@bunnyhopd7315
      “Compress these lion body pillows into a black hole” ;)

    • @awesomename2544
      @awesomename2544 Před 3 lety +11

      “Can there ever be an amount of lions to sustain nuclear fusion” is also pretty cursed

  • @panlis6243
    @panlis6243 Před rokem +3

    I like to imagine how all the lions would just randomly assemble one day and the lion king would stand up on that rock and say "Alright guys, this is our target"

  • @KatBambi
    @KatBambi Před rokem

    4:50 I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!! bringing quarks into the mix as a pun, good on you

  • @mason3872
    @mason3872 Před 2 lety +11114

    The only problem with attacking at night would be that the lions would have to fight the moon too. It’d only make this more difficult.

    • @brushtooth6636
      @brushtooth6636 Před 2 lety +133

      True

    • @frcn31
      @frcn31 Před 2 lety +140

      Moon lord

    • @karisi8950
      @karisi8950 Před 2 lety +189

      why would the moon protect the sun ?

    • @ngossett75
      @ngossett75 Před 2 lety +640

      Because even though the moon wishes to one day outshine the sun, deep down it knows it would be nothing without it

    • @freetoplayking7362
      @freetoplayking7362 Před 2 lety +76

      and stars, they'd gang up on them

  • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868

    I love how this isn't "Who would win" so much as it is "Is there any conceivable way in hell that the lions would stand even the slightest chance against a forking star"

  • @moisttvremote7867
    @moisttvremote7867 Před rokem

    Omggggg 😰ur videos are soooooo coooool love you xxxxx

  • @NidotheKing
    @NidotheKing Před 11 měsíci +4

    But what if they attack at night?

  • @jahyamack8359
    @jahyamack8359 Před 2 lety +4853

    “Conditions for which a lion can become a star” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear.

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 Před 2 lety +1766

    "Lions CAN win, we just need MORE lions"
    I mean, can hardly argue with that logic.

    • @staciemohler4624
      @staciemohler4624 Před 2 lety +12

      In the words of altrive “a billion is a lot”

    • @beady0081
      @beady0081 Před 2 lety +6

      I think as all these scenarios end in all lions being crushed burnt or just dying in space, it could be considered a score draw at best

    • @rodneyandrewsiii4281
      @rodneyandrewsiii4281 Před 2 lety +4

      Where are they gonna find x amount of lions though?

    • @gehryw4110
      @gehryw4110 Před 2 lety +6

      Just take 1trillion lions and let them reproduce and now we have plenty of lions

    • @axelotlee_
      @axelotlee_ Před 2 lety +1

      @@staciemohler4624 a billion IS a lot of lions :/

  • @ForkTyx__
    @ForkTyx__ Před rokem

    Finally an interesting science video

  • @sirpixel7945
    @sirpixel7945 Před rokem

    Great video! I didn't understand a single word you said.

  • @pcstarter5378
    @pcstarter5378 Před 3 lety +3173

    "I dunno man, the lions have teeth, the sun is just a glowing slime."

    • @ThoseFerrets
      @ThoseFerrets Před 3 lety +92

      @robert noble plane❓

    • @amirkhezam7823
      @amirkhezam7823 Před 3 lety +8

      @robert noble "but they have claws so I mean I think they win this 1"

    • @theguy1608
      @theguy1608 Před 3 lety +9

      @robert noble
      Lions could stack. We lose a few for the fight, but the Lion Ladder should get them to the sun and leave more than enough lions to demolish it. Lion Ladder always wins.

    • @zoomzoom2276
      @zoomzoom2276 Před 3 lety +1

      Just get close

    • @dontaskmyname9555
      @dontaskmyname9555 Před 3 lety +3

      Idk if Lions could stand a chance, If some countries the temp is 40° what would it be if really close to sun I think if they use their claws it would vanish instead in a matter of seconds before they eat up the whole sun but im not sure if Sun Explodes if Damaged

  • @samcertified7178
    @samcertified7178 Před 3 lety +36070

    No fair, the sun had home-field advantage. If the battle took place in the savannah the trillion lions would have easily won.

    • @arb1ter993
      @arb1ter993 Před 3 lety +357

      This is probably a joke

    • @emperorza5777
      @emperorza5777 Před 3 lety +89

      Yeah lol

    • @InsertCN
      @InsertCN Před 3 lety +2713

      @@arb1ter993 no shit

    • @Liam-fd4uh
      @Liam-fd4uh Před 3 lety +2308

      @@arb1ter993 No Sam Brady is being entirely serious. Many battles have been won and lost due to home turf. The lions vs sun matchup is no exception.

    • @drained_yayo
      @drained_yayo Před 3 lety +88

      @@Liam-fd4uh dud it’s a sun it can’t be defeated by a bunch of fucking lions

  • @Zhu256
    @Zhu256 Před rokem

    A very informative video.

  • @TheBlah7777
    @TheBlah7777 Před 8 měsíci

    Lol so much work for this question lol well done.

  • @Reun1ty
    @Reun1ty Před 3 lety +2157

    I was truly panicked when he said the sun is 51 km

    • @GodOfChaos_HeXa
      @GodOfChaos_HeXa Před 3 lety +184

      i was like wtf and the burst out laughing bc of the Flat Earth socity page

    • @ultimatebreak827
      @ultimatebreak827 Před 3 lety +65

      Yea I though “isn’t the sun bigger than the Earth”

    • @fafnnier5120
      @fafnnier5120 Před 3 lety +62

      Fr. I mean, Sun is only at the size of my palm... looking from here
      So, 10 cm tops.
      /jokingOfCourse

    • @user-rc8bb7yb1e
      @user-rc8bb7yb1e Před 3 lety +2

      *flashbacks to vsauce flat earth video*

    • @Sisyphos1312
      @Sisyphos1312 Před 3 lety +1

      @Timestamp Man what a hero

  • @whocares9033
    @whocares9033 Před 2 lety +7578

    "Can there ever be an amount of lions that can start nuclear fusion on their own" was not a question I had ever pondered

    • @anmolagrawal5358
      @anmolagrawal5358 Před 2 lety +29

      LMAO, yes

    • @boriboribo
      @boriboribo Před 2 lety +7

      Hhaha dude

    • @shivaharibhatta
      @shivaharibhatta Před 2 lety +26

      Anti playz nah he’s just smart lol 💀

    • @gdjaybee742
      @gdjaybee742 Před 2 lety +14

      According to evolution, you wait long enough, and yes they will eventually start a nuclear fusion.

    • @beaversigma
      @beaversigma Před 2 lety +2

      @@anmolagrawal5358 I was called?

  • @lenut
    @lenut Před rokem

    This is the stuff I want my CZcams recommendation to give me.

  • @Nin10dees
    @Nin10dees Před rokem +5

    I love watching science and math videos like this even though i don’t understand

  • @Luca-po8ve
    @Luca-po8ve Před 3 lety +6307

    The Lions should attack in Winter because its colder.

    • @unfunnyhere4990
      @unfunnyhere4990 Před 3 lety +300

      Big brain time

    • @kabookle8995
      @kabookle8995 Před 3 lety +127

      @@alexthefighter8612 it’s Called a joke

    • @hiveknight7416
      @hiveknight7416 Před 3 lety +158

      @@alexthefighter8612 god there's like one idiot like you in every comment reply

    • @kabookle8995
      @kabookle8995 Před 3 lety +27

      @@alexthefighter8612 ok bud

    • @Lorenzo-bo7id
      @Lorenzo-bo7id Před 3 lety +76

      @@alexthefighter8612 a bad one

  • @sennuh5040
    @sennuh5040 Před 3 lety +20462

    You can defeat the sun with sunscreen, can you defeat 1 trillion lions with sunscreen? I rest my case...

    • @bumbo222
      @bumbo222 Před 3 lety +1026

      Sunscreen>Sun>Lion Ball. Yes? Also why do they call it sunscreen? Im not literally putting a layer of extremely hot plasma around my body. Wait, if sunscreen beats the sun, does lionscreen beat lion?

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 Před 3 lety +72

      In before 5K likes...

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit Před 3 lety +359

      @@bumbo222 nah it's not linear, it's like pokemon: sunscreen > sun, sun > trillion lions, trillion lions > sunscreen. Trillion lions used to be the strongest of the three in the first few generations, but the gods rebalanced Life™ in the patch 20.12 - The Mayan Prophecy

    • @tiggerisdumb
      @tiggerisdumb Před 3 lety +13

      Go pico yeah yeah go pico yeah

    • @neorenamon
      @neorenamon Před 3 lety +72

      Uh yeeaah, nooo...
      Sunscreen is only effective since the sun is 8.3 light minutes away. That's 9.277e+7 miles away. Stand on the sunny side of Mercury and see how many milliseconds the sunscreen would protect you.
      *FATALITY! SUN WINS!*

  • @bababoosky656
    @bababoosky656 Před rokem

    I like your funny words, magic man

  • @cwkapiushon
    @cwkapiushon Před rokem +9

    This quickly turned from who would win to how can we make the lions win

  • @AsianFly007
    @AsianFly007 Před 3 lety +1495

    It’s a crime that the CZcams algorithm only decided to share this with me now

  • @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377
    @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377 Před 2 lety +4923

    "One potential method could be to compress these lions into a black hole"
    *As they usually do*

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 Před 2 lety +182

      you have obviously never met a lion

    • @Hawkins676767
      @Hawkins676767 Před 2 lety +209

      “Lions shouldn’t be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion”

    • @10_98L
      @10_98L Před 2 lety +4

      Okayy

    • @NeputuniaNepp
      @NeputuniaNepp Před 2 lety +49

      @@Hawkins676767 shouldn't doesn't means it couldn't

    • @tomerabitbuleizen4992
      @tomerabitbuleizen4992 Před 2 lety +1

      I know this isn't what you ment with your comment but turning it into a black hole wouldn't change anything

  • @malekitani6013
    @malekitani6013 Před rokem +1

    The thumbnail was the best

  • @NoteBard
    @NoteBard Před 5 měsíci

    Hold up, did you reference both Little Shop of Horrors AND They Might Be Giants: Here Comes Science???? Hats off to you, my man

  • @gorko1579
    @gorko1579 Před 3 lety +6997

    Have you ever beaten a lion in a fight? Have you ever beaten the sun in a fight? No? Then they’re equal. You’re welcome.

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 Před 3 lety +831

      I got skin cancer from the sun and survived. Never fought a lion tho, so my money is still on them

    • @bruhbruh6969
      @bruhbruh6969 Před 3 lety +521

      @@navaryn2938 Wouldn't it be hella scary if your in bed and you hear the sun shout "ROUND 2"

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 Před 3 lety +251

      @@bruhbruh6969 to be fair i'd be more surprised that of all people the sun decided to pick me in particular

    • @amiroeladiyat2845
      @amiroeladiyat2845 Před 3 lety +11

      You just to weak even 5 yo kid equal to sun

    • @McGillicuddy849
      @McGillicuddy849 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh, thank you.

  • @eviltroll6297
    @eviltroll6297 Před 3 lety +5777

    The lions would win, they'd lag the whole server.

  • @lolscience1979
    @lolscience1979 Před 5 měsíci

    The short vs long scale thing FINALLY a cleared things up for me. I speak 3 languages and I could never figure out why the numbers are called different, it made my brain upset.

  • @danielturner3435
    @danielturner3435 Před rokem

    so glad to be brought back to this debate by the algorithm

  • @canadadry5449
    @canadadry5449 Před 3 lety +2743

    Easy: Lions. Everything the sunlight touches belongs to them. That includes the sun itself.

  • @galliumn8684
    @galliumn8684 Před 3 lety +73385

    "I dunno man, 1 trillion is a pretty big number"

    • @allo3573
      @allo3573 Před 3 lety +6756

      Yeah but the sun is pretty big, more than 6 lions

    • @justapassingperson6546
      @justapassingperson6546 Před 3 lety +547

      @@allo3573 lol

    • @galliumn8684
      @galliumn8684 Před 3 lety +3106

      @@allo3573 Yeah, 6 is a pretty big number ngl lie

    • @bobjones2294
      @bobjones2294 Před 3 lety +1101

      @@galliumn8684 depends on context dollars? No. lions? Yes

    • @acrobotic321
      @acrobotic321 Před 3 lety +293

      This is a weaker battle than all the Pokemon.

  • @knightandlord
    @knightandlord Před 7 měsíci

    This is the 2am content I scroll for.

  • @hannofahrenholz9812
    @hannofahrenholz9812 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Im literally surprised that this video isnt 5 seconds long

  • @theseel2718
    @theseel2718 Před 2 lety +4676

    You're forgetting, the lions also are together, and the sun is all alone, giving it a huge hit to its defence due to depression.

    • @wolfcola3401
      @wolfcola3401 Před 2 lety +1

      Shouldn't the lions just wait then for the sun to commit suicide?

    • @isthisgonnabeonyoutube
      @isthisgonnabeonyoutube Před 2 lety +91

      We humans find solace in the sun coming out tomorrow; to the sun, however, it’s nothing more than a tedious chore. Maybe the trillion lions attacking the sun would end the cycle and put the sun out of its Missouri

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 Před 2 lety +21

      Of everything in the solar system, the one thing I would most expect to have a sunny disposition is the actual Sun.

    • @SadCoresad
      @SadCoresad Před 2 lety +13

      The all alone hits different

    • @roseumbra4814
      @roseumbra4814 Před 2 lety +37

      The Lions can win if they have the power of Friendship

  • @adriflux7704
    @adriflux7704 Před 2 lety +2044

    Teacher: “Don’t use Wikipedia, it’s not trustworthy.”
    Me: *flat earth society*

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 Před 2 lety +25

      @Hawker75 bait detected.

    • @iamseb11
      @iamseb11 Před 2 lety +18

      @@mello9586 thank you for detecting the bait, hopefully people read this and don't start an entire war against a guy who won't respond.

    • @monkeybrains
      @monkeybrains Před 2 lety +2

      Wouldnt all planets be flat?

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 Před 2 lety +3

      @@iamseb11 Melons are the best

    • @adriflux7704
      @adriflux7704 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mello9586 Bananas

  • @tulseytowngirl3
    @tulseytowngirl3 Před rokem

    0:31 - I caught that TMBG reference!

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Před měsícem

    This is the most entertaining scientific mental breakdown I’ve ever seen

  • @gaiseric9518
    @gaiseric9518 Před 2 lety +2287

    This is easy. Lions have claws. The sun doesn’t. Lions stomp. This is a mismatch.

    • @Nonessentialsquid
      @Nonessentialsquid Před 2 lety +180

      Lion = Bite
      Sun = no bite.
      It’s pretty self explanatory

    • @gaiseric9518
      @gaiseric9518 Před 2 lety +45

      @@Nonessentialsquid facts, bro.

    • @flixs1353
      @flixs1353 Před 2 lety +44

      Lions have legs sun no has legs so it can't run away easy claps

    • @imantslase1096
      @imantslase1096 Před 2 lety

      @@flixs1353 fax

    • @bigal7613
      @bigal7613 Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah, but the sun is hotter than your mom

  • @steepslopesmm2
    @steepslopesmm2 Před 3 lety +3376

    maybe if you instead had one lion attempt to infiltrate the sun and gave him 1 trillion lives eventually he'd get good enough at dodging the sun's attacks to be able to last long enough to kill it

    • @johnnysaurus04
      @johnnysaurus04 Před 3 lety +242

      That does sound like it might work...... We should get on this.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu Před 3 lety +51

      Genius

    • @nikolatasic9452
      @nikolatasic9452 Před 3 lety +435

      Lions are cats and cats have 9 lives. So this lion would have 9 trillion lives which would allow him to last even longer.

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant Před 3 lety +38

      Nice. Keep the plan simple.

    • @MRD_97
      @MRD_97 Před 3 lety +36

      Would be like an undertale fight.

  • @psychoticpanda5656
    @psychoticpanda5656 Před 5 měsíci

    I was just scrolling through my recommendations and had to scroll up to make sure I read the title right, my curiosity got the best of me and here I am seeing if by some miracle lions win.

  • @daxtontheweird
    @daxtontheweird Před rokem +1

    So I just did a bunch of math and even though I am a huge science and space nerd I don’t really know how black holes work but keep reading please because with my calculations, I might’ve done something wrong but the mass if we were to add the earths mass plus the mass of 1 trillion lions would equal 4.3461e39 which if I did my calculations correctly outweighs the volume of the Earth at 1.7576e34 so in turn I think it’s possible for it to become a black hole since the mass outweighs the volume so the Earth becoming a black hole with then engulf the sun causing the lions to kind of win the battle (edit so I think I might’ve got it wrong, but it was so fun to do)

  • @MalcolmCooks
    @MalcolmCooks Před 3 lety +9875

    you're missing the obvious
    instead of having 1 trillion lions all at once, we have 1 trillion lions sequentially. the average lifespan of a lion is 10-14 years, so we easily have enough lions to simply outlive the sun.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Před 3 lety +1244

      Holy shi-

    • @HY-if9ct
      @HY-if9ct Před 3 lety +2284

      Don't forget the fact that they have 9 lives

    • @shanerooney7288
      @shanerooney7288 Před 3 lety +293

      The lions could outlive the sun even if they had to maintain a sizable breeding population for the duration.

    • @tarnyowl6068
      @tarnyowl6068 Před 3 lety +231

      Can a lion survive without the sun? Would it not be a draw?

    • @shanerooney7288
      @shanerooney7288 Před 3 lety +332

      @@tarnyowl6068
      Yes.
      Artificial lighting in some underground bunker or a distant spaceship.
      Or utilize a different star.

  • @polisp2
    @polisp2 Před 2 lety +3458

    Imagine Lions evolving and watching this in a million years.

  • @earlymorninstonedpimp

    3:25 nice Pokémon reference. Ditto!

  • @raph2550
    @raph2550 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I know it's technically not written, but I feel like the initial image implicitly doesn't allow the lion to turn into a black hole

  • @JETS5
    @JETS5 Před 3 lety +2689

    In another universe
    "1 trillion suns vs 1 lion. Who would win?"

    • @poelewis1210
      @poelewis1210 Před 3 lety +342

      I don't know that lion must be op for 1 trillion sun to face him

    • @penielrobles
      @penielrobles Před 3 lety +87

      @poe Lewis who said teh lion didn’t have admin

    • @poelewis1210
      @poelewis1210 Před 3 lety +21

      @@penielrobles ........good point

    • @thegabriel5600
      @thegabriel5600 Před 3 lety +10

      Lion stronk

    • @Zekiraeth
      @Zekiraeth Před 3 lety +87

      I dunno man, one is a pretty big number

  • @MartinBarreby
    @MartinBarreby Před 2 lety +12607

    But the lions would not just be "a ball", they would attack with claws and teeth, and they would also roar alot which would also have a huge psychological effect on the suns defence.

    • @roelmao4840
      @roelmao4840 Před 2 lety +126

      This has gotta be a joke...

    • @nomii_gone
      @nomii_gone Před 2 lety +1425

      @@roelmao4840 so theres this neat little thing called "comedy", and sometimes it uses the element of being satire

    • @roelmao4840
      @roelmao4840 Před 2 lety +60

      @@nomii_gone well that's a relief because there's no hint of it being satire 😭 and the way he delivered it seemed like he was serious

    • @kikijihan8316
      @kikijihan8316 Před 2 lety +1012

      @@roelmao4840 i don't know...Its very clear to me that Its a satire

    • @roelmao4840
      @roelmao4840 Před 2 lety

      @@kikijihan8316 my stupid ass just acting up again 🥲

  • @shadownight57
    @shadownight57 Před rokem

    The answer to the question at 4:14 is schwarzschild (it was written at the bottom on the page after that one!)

  • @smolltaco5667
    @smolltaco5667 Před 2 lety +3429

    I lost it when he said "we have to compress these lions into a black hole"

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight Před 2 lety +1313

    "Look, my sun. Everything the lions touch is our kingdom." -- Sunfasa

    • @taannmann
      @taannmann Před 2 lety +21

      W comment

    • @R3dR4y.
      @R3dR4y. Před 2 lety +25

      I laughed much harder than I should’ve

    • @anub1s954
      @anub1s954 Před 2 lety +32

      Mufasun*

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight Před 2 lety +13

      @@anub1s954 You know, I thought about using Mufasun! Then I thought about phrases like "Inception -> painting-ception," or "explosion -> melon-splosion," and I went with Sunfasa.
      ...And I'm probably thinking about this more than anyone cares about. XD

    • @tatrocks2177
      @tatrocks2177 Před 2 lety +11

      Moonfasa

  • @sheep2354
    @sheep2354 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The way i thought of this problem is using a few assumptions
    1. all lions weigh 187.5kg (weight used in this video)
    2. in order for the lions to “win” there needs to be 2 remaining on earth
    3. when the lions fly into the sun, 100% of their mass gets absorbed by the sun.
    in order for the lions to defeat the sun, they need to pass the Chandrasekhar limit, the point at which the sun would begin to collapse due to gravity. this is about 1.44 solar masses, or 2.864e30 kg (assuming the suns mass is 1.989e30 kg at this time)
    Dividing 2.864e30 by 187.5 will give us the amount of lions necessary to pass this limit, which is 1.527552e28 (plus 2 back on earth)
    this would be give or take:
    15,275,520,000,000,000,000,000,000,002 lions, which is roughly 15.275 septillion lions.
    (I only spent 5 minutes thinking of this solution so let me know if i’ve overlooked anything)

  • @mc_mc_music
    @mc_mc_music Před rokem +1

    5:57
    This is equivalent to 1.8 UNDECILLION LIONS for anyone that was wondering.

  • @GenScinmore
    @GenScinmore Před 3 lety +33676

    It is an army bred for a single purpose, to end the tyranny of the sun.

  • @daaaaavia
    @daaaaavia Před 3 lety +829

    Her: *He's* *probably* *thinking* *about* *other* *girls...*
    Him:

  • @interstate80.
    @interstate80. Před rokem

    Let’s give it a go and find out

  • @Zatiels
    @Zatiels Před 11 měsíci +1

    "Since Lions shouldn't be able to spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion" as far as we know...

  • @rlorose
    @rlorose Před 5 lety +75742

    What if....the lions go at night

    • @kjellenproductions7349
      @kjellenproductions7349 Před 4 lety +2891

      @@Bruhcation The sun can't be at another place, we are the ones moving around it. Think of it like a lamp - it turns off at night.

    • @Vi0ar
      @Vi0ar Před 4 lety +5239

      @@Bruhcation IT's called a joke lol I laughed my ass off when I read it.

    • @lorenzobaldisserri1946
      @lorenzobaldisserri1946 Před 4 lety +647

      @@Bruhcation thanks for explaining this

    • @Villar12
      @Villar12 Před 4 lety +208

      @Sophisticated Coherence It's a joke

    • @nojorooney
      @nojorooney Před 3 lety +214

      @@Bruhcation it’s a joke.

  • @speaklowww5747
    @speaklowww5747 Před 4 měsíci

    immediate follow. the kind of video youtube was made for.

  • @SirCrediblee
    @SirCrediblee Před 8 měsíci +12

    I always assumed we were speculating the idea that if given a specific trillion of lions, could they perhaps evolve to become more sentient and understand how to traverse the galaxy and escape the sun? Or would they always just eat stuff and sleep?

  • @RU-ik6gw
    @RU-ik6gw Před 2 lety +43227

    CZcams algorith: He'll literally watch anything

    • @Thessalin
      @Thessalin Před 2 lety +648

      Same. I guess we will! Shrug. See you next random video!

    • @-that_guy-1674
      @-that_guy-1674 Před 2 lety +291

      as long as there is no ads.

    • @jgillette98
      @jgillette98 Před 2 lety +67

      @@-that_guy-1674 I would say this guy knows, but that’s not his name. -That_Guy- knows!

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 Před 2 lety +15

      Yes

    • @justarandomguyontheinterne4311
      @justarandomguyontheinterne4311 Před 2 lety

      @UCZ3mJXrSkm4I201g8ShmokQ fuck you you are trying to get hate to innocent people

  • @gigioleao
    @gigioleao Před 2 lety +3615

    "They'd win if they used sunscreen, like mommy lion told them to do"

  • @Ozloz
    @Ozloz Před rokem +1

    I turned away for a few minutes and suddenly we went from “a trillion lions is about this big” to “the lion blackhole”

  • @Eazy-B4
    @Eazy-B4 Před rokem

    this came to me 4 years later tf

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM Před 2 lety +2720

    Sun: "Hey guys, look over here!"
    Lions: *looking*
    Sun: "Haha, now you're blind!"

    • @griffinoleary1694
      @griffinoleary1694 Před 2 lety +36

      that might be the answer. Nobody said that the lions have to be in space, they could reside here on Earth.

    • @gryphic7133
      @gryphic7133 Před 2 lety +49

      Asdf

    • @averyluvv3
      @averyluvv3 Před 2 lety +16

      @@gryphic7133 exactly what i thought

    • @memoabi720
      @memoabi720 Před 2 lety

      do u like the new chopper

    • @eefmp
      @eefmp Před 2 lety +2

      You’re wrong. It’s actually “Haha, now you’re disintegrated!”

  • @kingofbunga
    @kingofbunga Před 2 lety +2341

    I can not wait for the day my Grandchild graduates from college with a major in Leoastronomy

  • @castortoutnu
    @castortoutnu Před 6 měsíci

    You could definitely detect such lion-based black hole as the gravitational pull would still be there, and the mass is significant enough