EMO TROLLING AT THE MALL đ _______________________________ âFollow on Insta @TOO APREE ________________________________ SONG AT CREDITS: "Fly High" by JEREMY BLACK
Iâm surprised for once they didnât call the police, the fire department, the department of homeland security⊠they just let you be weird. Great success đ
I think it's the smile and the hand wave. Usually his emo character is just too creepy for most people to handle. Nobody minds because he seems more innocent with the smile and slightly less suspicious without the hat.
Right?! I smoke a cigar in my backyard and I get reported by my neighbor that I am harassing her with my smoke but yet this guy goes around and literally shakes his booty in peoples faces haha! I wish I had that kind of luck.
We are so conditioned by the police that Americans will even respect the creepy emo character if he is on a little weird police mobile. It added to his cred 100000%. Look for this comment to get upvoted like 50 likes at least because I got that Big Dom brain muscle jajaja
You need to be careful with such words, I've known a person getting arrested and charged for filming someone and just saying the simple words ( he's working undercover ) not in the sense he was working for any government organisation he was still found guilty by the judge lol ridiculous he ended forced to shut his channel down by the courts and what ever else they slapped him with
I didnât realize at first he was with actually with his wife, I was like I canât believe this lady just left her kid in the stroller with this strange random stranger lmao
Un-Scripted, Improv comedy and trolling are a rarity on CZcams these days. Nothing makes me laugh harder than your vids, thank you for spreading laughter, Asif. Looking forward to many more vids, and congrats on 100k! 1 million will be here before you know it - growth only speeds up with time :) Edit: SHOUTOUT RANDY
"But I'm law enforcement, do you need my insurance?" "I'm checking for shoplifters." You rapping and looking out for shoplifters was hilarious. Protecting and serving our citizens.
Bruh I'm glad I'm not the only one who has watched enough of his content to know he went WAAAAAAAY off baseline there. He's becoming unpredictable đ¶đ¶ lol Def first time I've heard his voice
YESSSSSS. Love how this character is evolving. The silent mouth-open smile. The stances. Hallway dance moves. So vood, much chill. Thank you for keeping this one going dilf daddy. Maybe add some white face makeup and a choker? The messier the better.
Can't believe I got lucky enough to get your channel recommended back when you were doing zoom interviews. Best channel on YT hands down or whatever much love
Just found this guy tonight. I was supposed to be asleep an hour ago for work in the am.. canât stop watching haha. Reminds me of Tom Green. Fucking love it.
Im going thru a lot right now, losing my sanity practically but watching these vids definitely bring the smile back to my face beeg Fawkes TOO APREE â€ïž
1:24 I think that's the first time I've heard you say something out of character lol. I like how no security tried to kick you out, that's pretty chill or whatever
I'm drunk and sad and I haven't even watched the video yet but thank you so much for the timing of this upload bro because I know once I start this I'm about to experience a 180 only a few channels could bring me right now - love ya bro , or whateverâ€ïž
Honestly tho, your pranks are incredibly artistic, there is something beautiful about confusing the hell out of people who are just having a regular day. It takes a sort of no ego, an ignorance of societal norms and comedic genius to create this kind of content. Something which I feel like was similar to Joseph Costello and vitally in the early days.
Dude I canât get enough of your emo character please never stop đđđ can you do an emo skit where you air drop people photos of themselves and then wave with a creepy smile when they look around
This character cracks me up the whole time. When people encounter him, they spend the first few seconds just trying to figure out what they're seeing.
Must be Portland
Troller blading DILFS is an EPIC one too.
Also the Prince in the photo booth at the mall had me feckin DYING from laughter.
âJust trying to figure out what theyâre seeing.â LMFAOO đđđ
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Iâm surprised for once they didnât call the police, the fire department, the department of homeland security⊠they just let you be weird. Great success đ
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Cause he's not hitting on sugar daddies lol đ
@@89kylestyle I thought he was DILF. True legend if you're a DILF with a sugar daddy.
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I think it's the smile and the hand wave. Usually his emo character is just too creepy for most people to handle. Nobody minds because he seems more innocent with the smile and slightly less suspicious without the hat.
Everyone at this mall was so chill. No one even questioned you that much.
Even the gray shirt security guard was just wanting to be on his phone call lol
Except for the little Karen telling him to sit down
Right?! I smoke a cigar in my backyard and I get reported by my neighbor that I am harassing her with my smoke but yet this guy goes around and literally shakes his booty in peoples faces haha! I wish I had that kind of luck.
We are so conditioned by the police that Americans will even respect the creepy emo character if he is on a little weird police mobile. It added to his cred 100000%. Look for this comment to get upvoted like 50 likes at least because I got that Big Dom brain muscle jajaja
@@towerofresonance4877 living next to karens is a nightmare, keep smoking those cigars
I wonder if that security guard who recognized him will ever see this videođ
Or vhatever
Yes I will
Is that your real girlfriend?
I never realized you were law enforcement or whatever
Lawn enforcement
Thats totally within your rights to not have realized that or whatever
Love enforcement
Me either
You need to be careful with such words, I've known a person getting arrested and charged for filming someone and just saying the simple words ( he's working undercover ) not in the sense he was working for any government organisation he was still found guilty by the judge lol ridiculous he ended forced to shut his channel down by the courts and what ever else they slapped him with
I swear to god these people are chill af, like they sort of just gave up kicking him out, then just accepted him being weird lmao
How dare you use gods name in vein
OMFG I'm currently binge watching all of these videos. I can't stop laughing đ đ đ đđđ
same i binged his videos all day today. he is utterly hillarious
@@dukenukem7043its soooooo funny i saw on tiktok and came to watch more
Im trying to ride my stationary bike wile watching⊠Im not getting anywhereâŠ. Laughing hysterically by myself đ
People virtue signal all day for mental health until they meet someone who appears to have mental health issues lol
Fa real
True
yeah this woman was so fake about being nice but turns out she was not
That fake smiling/laughing face is Emo gold.
I didnât realize at first he was with actually with his wife, I was like I canât believe this lady just left her kid in the stroller with this strange random stranger lmao
Would love to see more of you doing interviews and joining zoom meetings, theyâre so funny! Thanks for the laughs
I second this. Thats his best content, his personality is perfect for it
Iâm just buzzed.
Same here I love the interviews so much!
yes! These interviews were gold!
@@ZZerkZZerk best part
Un-Scripted, Improv comedy and trolling are a rarity on CZcams these days. Nothing makes me laugh harder than your vids, thank you for spreading laughter, Asif. Looking forward to many more vids, and congrats on 100k! 1 million will be here before you know it - growth only speeds up with time :)
Edit: SHOUTOUT RANDY
That cheesy smile gets me every time or whatever
Lol shout out to the employee who sent you out of his store to go hunt down the shop lifter at Claireâs đ
The end "I know a body builder that's 6'9" like 300 lbs, he walks around saying he's a big dude" LOOOOOL
"But I'm law enforcement, do you need my insurance?" "I'm checking for shoplifters." You rapping and looking out for shoplifters was hilarious. Protecting and serving our citizens.
The voice absolutely wrecks me đ I literally lost my voice from laughing so much while watching âTroller-blading DILFSâ đ
Omg did he actually break character for once at 1:28 đ would love to see a genuine interview of you on a podcast or something in the future đ
Bruh I'm glad I'm not the only one who has watched enough of his content to know he went WAAAAAAAY off baseline there. He's becoming unpredictable đ¶đ¶ lol Def first time I've heard his voice
i forgot his real voice lol
@@33bigmoney I didn't know he had a real voice
Naaaaaah I think a genuine interview would break the 4th wall and kill the magic.
i noticed too.
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! The Emo character in the mall again!!!!! Heâs my favorite
Howâs the war in Ukraine going
I love how the bike guy finally just gave up and was like "eh what the hell, I'll just let him ride"
Dude the stuff he does is like classic SNL material. Everyone who works at this mall has a low key chill gig or whateverrr
wait, he has a kid? he would be the best dad ever
What kind of asshole has a child in the 2020s, though
I love people's attempts to normalize the conversation, and tooapree just stews in awkwardness đ
YESSSSSS. Love how this character is evolving. The silent mouth-open smile. The stances. Hallway dance moves. So vood, much chill. Thank you for keeping this one going dilf daddy.
Maybe add some white face makeup and a choker? The messier the better.
Can't believe I got lucky enough to get your channel recommended back when you were doing zoom interviews. Best channel on YT hands down or whatever much love
His Zoom vids during Covid were how I found him, too. Classic.
Those had me crying laughing. Especially the drive thru one where he asks for ketchup lmao
Only 2020s kids remember
This dude is so funny in the emo character loved it!!
"He walks around like imma big dude, huhhhh?" In the emo voice slayed me đ€Ł
"I don't wanna pay for parking." đ€Ł
Holy fuck, this was next-level Emo
I love that they never actually stopped you from riding itđ boss dilf shit
Just found this guy tonight. I was supposed to be asleep an hour ago for work in the am.. canât stop watching haha. Reminds me of Tom Green. Fucking love it.
Him making small talk with an infant was hilarious đ€Łđ€Ł
My god this is hilarious. You should take the emo character into somewhere super out of pocket, like a water park
The dancing in the hall!đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I love this character!!
Youâre killing it with the EMO vibes! Love it keep it upđŠŠ
Big man recognizes but pretended that hes mistaken, hes a big fan
Im going thru a lot right now, losing my sanity practically but watching these vids definitely bring the smile back to my face beeg Fawkes TOO APREE â€ïž
That long fake laugh at 4:08 got me dying đ€Łđ€Ł
4:01 you made this guy so uncomfortable then kept staring like a psychopath and gave the poor guy PTSD lmaooooooo
Fun seeing your wife and kids. Lucky man. She's beautiful and so are your kids.
Thanks for the video dude, loving the emo skits lol.
APPRECIATE THAT đđœ
why would you think thatâs his actual wife and kids?
I think we are being played.
Best believe I CRIED once you started rapping biggie to that lady in the store đđđ
I love how he says lawn enforcement so he doesnât get in any legal trouble đ
bro your deadpan and improv is top notch, love your 1A audits so much
âIâll be DILFin around, hope to see youâ đđđđđ
Youâre well within your rights đđđđđđ you can tell heâs done his research for his crazy shenanigans
This guy is totally underrated. Much love from Bulgaria or watevuh.
Bro's always throwing up that Hawaiian shaka sign with all his characters.
dilf duties
1:24 I think that's the first time I've heard you say something out of character lol. I like how no security tried to kick you out, that's pretty chill or whatever
First time ever.
The Kweef character is my fave. LMAO. It's like hybrid of vintage Tom Green and Sacha Baron Cohen. đ
So much sexual energy in the mall
That was you in the red shirt or wtv?
Jesus I died when the milf from Craigslist got brought in to buy more minutes. Youâre hitting Nathan Fielder levels with this.
The Biggie Smalls part was the BEST!!! đ€Ł đ€Ł đ€Ł
I love what youâre doing here, but if I encountered you in public I would never let my kids around you.đđ
Thats well within your rights
@@Clarkcanepathank you for letting them know it is well within their rights.
I'm drunk and sad and I haven't even watched the video yet but thank you so much for the timing of this upload bro because I know once I start this I'm about to experience a 180 only a few channels could bring me right now - love ya bro , or whateverâ€ïž
That voice is insane! Lmao
"But I'm not an elder, I'm intermediate" hahahahahhaha
Honestly tho, your pranks are incredibly artistic, there is something beautiful about confusing the hell out of people who are just having a regular day. It takes a sort of no ego, an ignorance of societal norms and comedic genius to create this kind of content.
Something which I feel like was similar to Joseph Costello and vitally in the early days.
You remind me of tom green. And the expression you make right when you're saying goodbye to people, is hilarious.
The deep ass voice with the whining is so hilarious.
when he just switched back to his normal voice I was so thrown off.
You turned this mall into a different realm
Asif is a friggin savage, bro! I love watching these videos. Ell yeah!
Shout-out to you for putting the musicians credits in the description. Very rarely do we see people giving credit anymore.
"Im not an elder, Im an intermediate."
Your videos never cease to amaze me or make me laugh or whatever.. lol you're highly talented, please keep these videos coming brother đŻđ
LOL the best part of this was Vivian!! Way to go girl, that was really funny.
The downward hand wave with a silent laugh , magic đ© âšïž
Lol đ always bringing the laughs my brother
"But I'm not an elder. I'm an intermediate." Lmao!
Thanks for your service man
Youâre the goat bro. Hilarious. Best prankster on the platform hands down
The dancing is so funny they were so uncomfortable đčđčđčđč
That security guard was pretty chill
I like when you talk friendly to people with your wave đ
9:58 had me DYING
Awesome! Keep letting your inner emo come out!
Bro I swear whenever Iâm having the worst days I always get the notification that you uploaded a video and it really helps cheer me up. Much love!
Please do more of theseđ€Ł you are hands down the funniest guy on yt đ€Łđ€Ł
I love the facial expressions lmao
You guys are totally my vibe! Genius bringing your family they were powerless to remove you for "Trespassing" as they say mwahahaha
Bro this character is gold đđđ
The âđđđâ face was so golden throughout this hahahaha
Hardest working / funniest on the platform, much love
âSheâs turning 4 todayâ đčđčđč
Beck yeah!!! Chief is becoming popular people are recognizing him
You're not detained đđ thanks for making me laugh big homie đ€be safe while you're patroling out here.
Your videos never disappoint đ
So excited whenever thereâs a new emo video. So damn funny. đ
I LOVE IT!!! You should go around dancing and staring at people in the mall
For some reason Emo plays a 'cop' rather well!!!?đ
LmfaOO pure comedy from start to finish...keep them coming
Beautiful creature beautiful creature!
9:50 donât worry, Ron DeSantis is paying for parking or whatever đ đ»đ
I love that stance and smile when you were talking to security in the beginning!đ€Łđ€Ł like a wanna be sexy gay emo!
Dude I canât get enough of your emo character please never stop đđđ can you do an emo skit where you air drop people photos of themselves and then wave with a creepy smile when they look around
This dude is insane⊠I love it beck yeahhhđkeep it up
Iâve watch this so many times. Masterpiece . Canât wait to see whatâs next . Beck ya
He finally didn't get kicked out. Life is good.
Everyone at this mall was chill gigging and digging the vibes
Thank you so much for following through with my request! I was waiting all week for this. Been with you since the beginning, much love!
Lmaoo when you showed the dog đ. Another legendary video
1:25 Dudeâs natural voice finally shines LOL đ
I love how meta it gets at the end with you making fun of Big Dom while youre in character for Emo Dude