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  • @TooApree
    @TooApree  Před 2 lety +46

    CHILL VAYJES CHANN CHANN: czcams.com/channels/CDLbT3aeekrSt5bzSg0v2A.html

    • @TooApree
      @TooApree  Před 2 lety +7

      WORDD IMA GO VOLLOW HIM AFTER I VATCH THE CHIDDD

    • @rcamargo636
      @rcamargo636 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TooApree woah dude! You're like... the guy 🤩

    • @jasonday8334
      @jasonday8334 Před 2 lety +2

      I’m dead, “I ate a burger on the way over here, and I like Ass””😂😂😂😂😂

    • @miguelhernandez8978
      @miguelhernandez8978 Před 2 lety

      Ima big dude huh? I love that big dude character

    • @Kevvvinus1
      @Kevvvinus1 Před 2 lety

      What’s the deal with guy in Tesla ? I can’t see it on the phone , cheers or whatever

  • @corysteelecx
    @corysteelecx Před 2 lety +487

    “ever been diagnosed with Asperger‘s or anything?”
    - “no but i ate a burger on the way over here.”
    “you ate a burger on the way over here?”
    -“and i like ass.”
    “and you like ass?”
    VRICKING GOT ME LAUGHING OR WHATEVER

  • @paytonburson5914
    @paytonburson5914 Před 2 lety +583

    “Uh no, but I ate a burger on the way over here” that quote made me pause the video and crack up for a solid 15 mins

  • @jakehoyer6152
    @jakehoyer6152 Před 2 lety +191

    "do you identify as white, hispanic, black?" "Yeah or whatever" I laugh every time 😂

  • @FuzzyRussian
    @FuzzyRussian Před 2 lety +403

    That was literally the chillest police interaction I've ever seen! 😳

  • @fkp1692
    @fkp1692 Před 2 lety +88

    "No but i ate a burger on the way over here" LMAO

  • @durnno
    @durnno Před 2 lety +80

    Seriously, you got balls 😂
    Full on cops, surrounded, stayed in character.
    Unreal 😂

  • @Matthew.keppler
    @Matthew.keppler Před 2 lety +37

    “Have you ever been diagnosed with Asbergers?”
    “Naw but I ate a burger on the way over here.”

  • @krewchip
    @krewchip Před 2 lety +299

    The awkwardness is always front and center. So hard to watch, but so satisfying at the same time lol. Keep it up!!

    • @kaspersanders4511
      @kaspersanders4511 Před 2 lety +1

      That made absolutely no sense

    • @rustysmackleford2333
      @rustysmackleford2333 Před 2 lety +13

      @@kaspersanders4511 I understood krewchip, let me transbate for you; he said "The awkwardness is always front and center. So hard to watch, but so satisfying at the same time lol. Keep it up!!"
      If you appreciated this service, PayPal me a couple bitcoin or whatever

    • @Coronaweyyy2877
      @Coronaweyyy2877 Před 2 lety +3

      Perfectly described lol

    • @kimtieka5645
      @kimtieka5645 Před 2 lety +1

      Krewchip no doubt. Sometimes I almost stop watching cause the cringe is so strong but I push through and wined up enjoying his videos.

    • @kaspersanders4511
      @kaspersanders4511 Před 2 lety +2

      @@rustysmackleford2333 ok I get it now. He said it’s hard but satisfying lol he sounds like my girl when she gets drilled

  • @YogurtStain
    @YogurtStain Před 2 lety +162

    His convo with the cops had me rolling or whatever. Absolute LEGEND!

  • @MrModz1999
    @MrModz1999 Před 2 lety +29

    “Lil heavy on the cannabis are we?” 😂🤣😂😂😭😭😭

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 Před 2 lety +2

      Wasn’t Sure… Then, Instant
      Like And Subscribe,
      Or Whatever…

  • @rodrigoruiz5555
    @rodrigoruiz5555 Před 2 lety +156

    Crazy to see how cops perceive mental chillnes as mental illness 🤙🏾🤙🏾

    • @jbayley6963
      @jbayley6963 Před 2 lety +5

      They were phil

    • @ap1463
      @ap1463 Před rokem +6

      tbf do you think if you met someone this chill you wouldn't wonder for a minute 😂😂

  • @stemcellphone
    @stemcellphone Před 2 lety +122

    Your blend of awkwardness, distraction, and inopportune honesty caught the cops waaaay off guard. Nicely done.

  • @N4T3YBOY23
    @N4T3YBOY23 Před 2 lety +76

    I love how the police were treating you like there was something legitimately wrong with you 😅😅😅

    • @Bat-talk
      @Bat-talk Před 2 lety

      If he wasn’t white
      He’d be getting shat on

    • @johnnyoverpour
      @johnnyoverpour Před 2 lety +1

      “I’m ill, not sick” (like little Wayne or whatever)

  • @joakimpedersen561
    @joakimpedersen561 Před 2 lety +15

    The police officer restating "...and you like ass" got me so hard

  • @venicebeachsurfer
    @venicebeachsurfer Před 2 lety +3

    Asbergers... "no, I ate a burger on the way over".. lolololol

  • @MadMax-ii8gq
    @MadMax-ii8gq Před 2 lety +36

    The confrontation with the cops about your shenanigans was absolutely hilarious.

  • @Auromaxis
    @Auromaxis Před 2 lety +13

    This man is so fucking good at what he does the cop thought he had aspergers. What an absolute legend

  • @dustinpetersen1183
    @dustinpetersen1183 Před 2 lety +41

    I love absurdism and satire. You hit that spot perfectly. I'll always be a fan. Also heard of the troubles with the interviews. If only they took into account how much bad days you turned around for people with the content with your positive humor. People love you and you got ENERGY! I'm a huge fan forever! Too apree!

  • @e00d20
    @e00d20 Před 2 lety +67

    You're wild, and a good actor.

    • @an6350
      @an6350 Před 2 lety +13

      I cant fucking tell if he's acting anymore

    • @e00d20
      @e00d20 Před 2 lety +3

      @@an6350 "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."
      - Someone

    • @ch-ir8ld
      @ch-ir8ld Před 2 lety

      he is THE best

  • @torrotorrentazos1307
    @torrotorrentazos1307 Před 2 lety +2

    - I identify myself as "whatever".
    - That is not an option, sir.
    LMAO

  • @jestnutz
    @jestnutz Před 2 lety +38

    This whole video is a gem 😂😂 you're annoying the public in a funny way and not going overboard

  • @brt5273
    @brt5273 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Squirting people with water, going into people's cabanas and jumping on tractors" great "shenanigans"😂😂😂

  • @andreyv1
    @andreyv1 Před 2 lety +6

    "do you know where the nearest restroom is"
    "yea, what are you craving?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @yandhi4202
    @yandhi4202 Před 2 lety +26

    Lmao the end “so how long do you need it for”
    this was one of your funniest in person vids. I like how you’re not being an asshole to people and it’s just harmless fun

  • @user-bx4ek9cq1f
    @user-bx4ek9cq1f Před 2 lety +163

    Brother I swear, even though my days have been full of stress and hardache as of late. When I received this notification of your new video I had to stop to watch it. Guess what, you didn't disappoint once again, totally put a smile on my face or whatever. Too Apree much love brother.

    • @SUBZEROxACID
      @SUBZEROxACID Před 2 lety +3

      This is my 3rd eye foookin

    • @adaniel2224
      @adaniel2224 Před 2 lety +1

      I've been goin borderline blind or whatever. This legit made me smile. Heck yea much love.

    • @ch-ir8ld
      @ch-ir8ld Před 2 lety +2

      this guy never disappoints

    • @butWhyDad
      @butWhyDad Před 2 lety

      What is stressing you out dude?

  • @lionheart9692
    @lionheart9692 Před 2 lety +18

    Can't help but like this dude, he's funny as fuck, the way he deals with the police, love it.

  • @skillz8363
    @skillz8363 Před 2 lety +3

    Hilarious. He's an expert in dealing with cops. "They caught me off guard so I let them go through my bag. Sike!"

  • @gpionav79
    @gpionav79 Před 2 lety +6

    "I identify as whatever"- I'm on the floor here lolol

  • @miketownsend5332
    @miketownsend5332 Před 2 lety +13

    Dude you're literally messing with the fabric of space time when you apply your conceptual paradigm over the existing hegemony of the hierarchical expectations society has placed upon us even though it's like totally chill or whatever

  • @angeldream1
    @angeldream1 Před 2 lety +71

    Lmao the police officers trying their best to act normal and grounded with the “real world” as you make it more and more difficult is always so funny. I feel them grasping for something real lol. I love how you got a free diagnosis almost too. 😊😌

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux Před 2 lety

      They are morons. As if there's not more serious issues in society, they need to harass a guy who's clearly trolling them.

  • @gmora9369
    @gmora9369 Před 2 lety +2

    hahaah "They caught me off guard and I didn't know what to say, so I let them go through my bag. SIIIIIKKKEEE"

  • @ThePoisonedReaper
    @ThePoisonedReaper Před 2 lety +11

    "Have you ever been diagnosed with ass burgers" LMFAO This guy is too funny.

  • @firelordsozin3677
    @firelordsozin3677 Před 2 lety +3

    I lost my shit completely when the cop showed up, “identify as whatever “. Hahaaaahhahaahha. “ I had a burger” hahahahahahahaha I pooped my pants bro

  • @firelordsozin3677
    @firelordsozin3677 Před 2 lety +1

    This channel should really be at 2 million subs

  • @mikekedian1221
    @mikekedian1221 Před 2 lety +33

    I remember when I used to eat mushrooms, and they would make me feel like a kid again. This guy doesn't even need mushrooms to feel like a kid again. You are blessed man. Love all the vids

    • @Vel_Plays_2.0
      @Vel_Plays_2.0 Před rokem

      Hmm, do you remember which type of mushroom?

    • @x88868
      @x88868 Před rokem

      ​@Jbat-xf5pvportobello

    • @double_joseph327
      @double_joseph327 Před 9 měsíci +1

      This dude Medis all the time what do you mean

  • @donnymcjonny6531
    @donnymcjonny6531 Před 2 lety +3

    "Little heavy on the cannabis, are we?"

  • @fdrstan
    @fdrstan Před rokem +5

    Lmao they way you toy with these slow cops is GOLD. 😂 ✨

  • @johnknox3345
    @johnknox3345 Před 2 lety +7

    "No but I had a burger on the way here... and I like ass" LMAO!

  • @watermouse9296
    @watermouse9296 Před 2 lety +5

    Handled cops like a pro. So dumb they asked for ID, Asked if you had mental-illness and asked to check you bag. WTF have they come to these days. Glad you said no, no and FUK NO! + I had a burger :p

  • @Eliht01
    @Eliht01 Před 2 lety +17

    I can’t believe the cops found your CZcams channel 😂 awesome content bro or whatever

  • @maumiceli
    @maumiceli Před 2 lety +2

    - Do you identify as white hispanic black?
    - Yeah, sure.

  • @joshsteinhouser4947
    @joshsteinhouser4947 Před 2 lety +6

    I look away many times while watching these videos, but for some reason I can’t stop watching. You’re hilarious man!

  • @Cosme422
    @Cosme422 Před 2 lety +29

    You got me bursting out laughing when you were in the street 🤣

    • @TheClavichord
      @TheClavichord Před 2 lety +5

      Dude, people yelling that he was big while crossing the road flexing had me in tears.

  • @polyfawn
    @polyfawn Před 2 lety +4

    HAHAHAHA WHEN YOU KEPT TALKING TO THAT LAST GUY EXPLAINING HOW TO PAY OMG YOURE SO FUNNY

  • @AleesaHopkins
    @AleesaHopkins Před 2 lety +20

    HAVEN’T WATCHED AND THIS ALREADY MADE MY DAY. TOO APREE💯

  • @mcfluffynips
    @mcfluffynips Před 2 lety +3

    That particular cop was super chill. Had it not been for him, this could have escalated to a darker scenario. Happy Arpee was safe.

  • @victorvillacis6764
    @victorvillacis6764 Před 2 lety +5

    The problem with society is that we cater to the angry. Someone is annoying, fine. However, that is not cause for violence, which often happens when the police show up.

  • @zen8008
    @zen8008 Před rokem +1

    The way he was holding off the last guy at the store, like it was an unskipable cutscene for him🤣😭😭

  • @kiloton1920
    @kiloton1920 Před 2 lety +3

    “Little heavy on the cannabis are we?”

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet Před 2 lety +33

    OH BOY here we go 😳

  • @notreal6032
    @notreal6032 Před 2 lety +7

    That interaction at the end had me cracking up lmao "no I'm making sense"

  • @xiiiskrrt
    @xiiiskrrt Před 2 lety +6

    This guy is the only creator to make me laugh uncontrollably lmao. Beck yeah

  • @pizzatime9797
    @pizzatime9797 Před rokem +4

    The different reactions to you at 6:21 is just perfect

  • @PhilosophicalTwerks
    @PhilosophicalTwerks Před 2 lety +4

    The interaction with the police was so good. They probably didn’t even want to respond to the call but they’ll have the best story now

  • @ZombieExterminator80
    @ZombieExterminator80 Před rokem +1

    Asperger questioning had me dying.. 😂😂😂

  • @rashedsyed9402
    @rashedsyed9402 Před 2 lety +2

    I wanna see too apree running through a crowd with an animal costume with the face visible. Love the laughter in this vid!!! My khan is da man.

  • @Thomas-yl8lb
    @Thomas-yl8lb Před 4 měsíci +1

    1:49 "Uh, sure yeah." 💀🤣

  • @michaelkranz3403
    @michaelkranz3403 Před 2 lety +3

    You want want to look in my bag or what ever? I’ll pass or what ever. So funny 😆

  • @skylerkelly597
    @skylerkelly597 Před 2 lety +2

    I like their hierarchical approach

  • @grendelprime166
    @grendelprime166 Před 2 lety +1

    That one cop with no sense of humor. lol

  • @iloveyoubebe
    @iloveyoubebe Před 2 lety +2

    The flailing arms in the middle of the street lmaooo

  • @yandhi4202
    @yandhi4202 Před 2 lety +3

    2:11 LMFAOOOO but I ate a burger 😂

  • @rywa5788
    @rywa5788 Před 2 lety +7

    This dude is my favorite character of yours, or whatever. Beck yeah!! 🤙

  • @AaronStark1993
    @AaronStark1993 Před 2 lety +3

    The cops were so chill or whatever. Beck yeah!

  • @alphahotelromeo
    @alphahotelromeo Před 2 lety +3

    That police interaction was Channing Tatum levels of chill or whatever

  • @parthenon5106
    @parthenon5106 Před 2 lety +3

    Put a smile on my face as usual the fact that u kept it up when the officers were talking to u legendary brother heck ye

  • @odysseusnissan
    @odysseusnissan Před 10 měsíci

    Those cops asking about asburgers...too funny and too sooooooo chill.

  • @airbear69
    @airbear69 Před 2 lety +4

    The shout-out for 100k subscribers from the cop was chill or whatever

  • @ParmesanChase
    @ParmesanChase Před 11 měsíci

    That burger and ass comment caught me so off guard. 😂 loved it

  • @frostzor
    @frostzor Před 2 lety +6

    Dude you make me laugh my balls off like i havent since Remi Gaillard, im sure he must have been an inspiration to you i can tell you learned from alot. I bet you know Andy Kaufman and all. Youre a genius i just hope that you will never overdo it like Remi kick somebody in the water and stuff. Great stuff

  • @Clarkcanepa
    @Clarkcanepa Před 2 lety +4

    Hahahahhahah this was the most epic police interaction. Good for not being scared of those non chill guys

  • @an6350
    @an6350 Před 2 lety +3

    Surprisingly nice cops at the end there
    I think they sensed insanity and felt bad for u lmao

  • @AMAC121340
    @AMAC121340 Před 2 lety +2

    Legendary encounter with them cops lmaoo😂

  • @snacksnake7418
    @snacksnake7418 Před 2 lety +1

    "I was kinda here for the shenanigans so now that those have been eliminated I might head out" 🤣🤣

  • @orangebottle9657
    @orangebottle9657 Před rokem +1

    He has so much confidence because he's always in character. What happens to your character does not happen to the real you.

  • @marcmurphy5819
    @marcmurphy5819 Před 2 lety +1

    Gold!! Lmao, the cops were vibing or whatever for sure.

  • @ryanallan5651
    @ryanallan5651 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This dude should have way more subscribers. Dude is so damn funny, holy shit.

  • @StealthyyyHD
    @StealthyyyHD Před 2 lety +1

    Identify as what ever, god at trolling.

  • @eggpod4567
    @eggpod4567 Před 2 lety +2

    The cop encounter had me cracking up the most. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shit. Lol

  • @jarrod1687
    @jarrod1687 Před 2 lety +3

    Handled those cops perfectly hahahaha

  • @timr8040
    @timr8040 Před 2 lety +7

    This guy is a legitimate legend

  • @angeldream1
    @angeldream1 Před 2 lety +2

    If the joker from Batman was just a normal harmless human man I think this is what he’s be like.

  • @yunusemresahin6430
    @yunusemresahin6430 Před 2 lety +1

    "I guess I identify as like a whatever"

  • @lastmanstanding80
    @lastmanstanding80 Před rokem

    Asif: ah, no, it's back at my bar.
    Cop: car?
    Asif: yea.

  • @teamborange4996
    @teamborange4996 Před 2 lety +1

    if a cop comes up to me especially more than one im usually shitting my pants inside. this guy has balls of steel

  • @salty_dabs3565
    @salty_dabs3565 Před 2 lety +1

    Ha🤣 😂 these cops 👮‍♂️ 🤣..

  • @DivestedEntity
    @DivestedEntity Před 2 lety +1

    Kickflip 😍 - LMMFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ItsMozaix
    @ItsMozaix Před 2 lety +16

    Love you Chief Seif. Would be awesome to get another interview trolling video again like the old days. I miss the drive through interview bits. Beck yeah!! also you're a BIG DUDE can tell you actually been hitting the gym for Dom's character

    • @mattdavis4410
      @mattdavis4410 Před 2 lety +2

      He can't they literally sued him over it but yes it would be hilarious for him to troll them again

    • @ItsMozaix
      @ItsMozaix Před 2 lety +1

      @@mattdavis4410 ohh shittt the interviewers sued!?

    • @Chriskinda96
      @Chriskinda96 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ItsMozaix yeah Indeed sued him. Google Indeed vs Asif. They got a default judgment against him 😭 I wish he had fought back because I think he could have won

    • @dustinpetersen1183
      @dustinpetersen1183 Před 2 lety +3

      That's kind of the beauty of him though.. one he crosses someone's boundaries too much he pulls off. He's positive fun humor.

    • @lorcster6694
      @lorcster6694 Před rokem

      @@dustinpetersen1183 true that's what I keep saying it's harmless pranks

  • @MrOrangeonion
    @MrOrangeonion Před 2 lety +1

    That asperger part was too apree hahaha BECK YEah

  • @yandhi4202
    @yandhi4202 Před 2 lety +2

    2:04 I knew you wouldn’t answer the question 😂😂😂

  • @TheProphegy
    @TheProphegy Před 2 lety +2

    The cop conversation was legendary. 😂

  • @SirZachariahlll
    @SirZachariahlll Před rokem +2

    6:24 there are two types of people in the world lol

  • @BBOYY588
    @BBOYY588 Před 2 lety +3

    YES, he is back and holds strong vibes or whatever. Content king, CZcams pioneer 🤝⛵️

  • @klowenstein483
    @klowenstein483 Před 2 lety +1

    @6:25 BIG DOM! Love it bro. I'm a biiiiiiiiiiig dude!

  • @ZillaMesh
    @ZillaMesh Před 2 lety +6

    What you'll notice about cops is they are the MOST JUDGEMENTAL people you'll ever meet. They literally are trained to size you up by race, class, age, sex, etc. They jump to conclusions about you extremely quickly. Yet you do that to them & it's not gonna go well for you.

    • @ap1463
      @ap1463 Před rokem

      Tbf I think these cops didn't jump to any conclusions but what I did just notice is that you jumped to conclusions about some 500 thousand people as if they are all the same, it is ironic how you accuse one group of being judgemental whilst being completely judgemental yourself, my brother loves this guy and guess what he is ? You people are dumb as 🪨

  • @DysartDrones
    @DysartDrones Před 2 lety +1

    Dude I have watched so many of your videos that you literally have me tapping my pockets when I'm pacing 😂😂😂

  • @stumpymacbagpipes16
    @stumpymacbagpipes16 Před 4 měsíci

    Love how u dont drop the act or feel intimidated when the police come.. the "or whatever" attitude to them had me hysterical 🤣🤣

  • @jessicamoore2511
    @jessicamoore2511 Před 2 lety +2

    I've been here since the beginning I'm so excited see how far you came with your following love ya so much or whatever 😆 thanks for all the laughs and cringeyness

  • @Rafael-pi4md
    @Rafael-pi4md Před 2 lety +6

    Lol imagine if you told the cops you identify yourself as a Asian Black Male or something like that