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  • The priests run a raffle to raise money for their leaky roof; Father Ted wrecks the car, which was supposed to be first prize.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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Komentáře • 225

  • @stuckenseric2053
    @stuckenseric2053 Před 6 lety +121

    "They have the finest collection of boilers in the world, and I include Canada in that"

  • @exeortegarubio
    @exeortegarubio Před 3 lety +46

    'Don't drink that, Father! It's---!'
    'FECKING WATER!'

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 2 lety

      Father Jack must be extremely dehydrated with all that alcohol and no water, lol.

    • @anneschmitt8461
      @anneschmitt8461 Před rokem

      And Jack is right! Don´t drink water - fish do make love in it! Or the sentence in the toilet room of my school: "Save Water! Delute it!"

  • @agni2003
    @agni2003 Před 2 lety +67

    I would love to see Father Purcell and Father Stone having a “chat”!

    • @cq9882
      @cq9882 Před 2 lety +7

      How hilarious would that be.

    • @noahm5045
      @noahm5045 Před rokem +2

      Or Father Purcell and Father Furlong

    • @NucleoTheNucleo
      @NucleoTheNucleo Před rokem

      Best friends forever....

    • @nk6763
      @nk6763 Před rokem +1

      @@noahm5045I wonder what it would be like if they put Father Furlong in with Father Stone. I bet even Father Stone wouldn't be able to hold out for long against Father Furlong, lol.

  • @BossFog
    @BossFog Před 6 lety +103

    “AH IT’S YOURSELF”

  • @AleeraGorvan
    @AleeraGorvan Před 6 lety +127

    'Chewing gum for the eyes!' 'No thanks, Ted.'
    'I mean - it is a big step, and - where are we going to get the guns?'
    'No luck, then.'
    Dougal is lovely! x)

  • @yandereworshipper6963
    @yandereworshipper6963 Před 5 lety +46

    FT: “Are you alright there Father?”
    FJ “*HELP ME!!*”

  • @MonsieurJimjams
    @MonsieurJimjams Před 7 lety +113

    "Doesn't look that bad, Ted."
    "Yes, I thought it'd be much worse."
    Goes round back...
    "Oh BOLLOCKS!"
    My favourite part of the episode :)

    • @Renzsu
      @Renzsu Před 7 lety +16

      For me it's Dougal's line 'It's no use Ted, you'll never get it absolutely right'.. and then the cut to Ted gently tapping an utter wreck.

    • @crystalheart9
      @crystalheart9 Před 6 lety +4

      He did go a bit far with his tapping.

    • @gittebjerrebraae8382
      @gittebjerrebraae8382 Před 3 lety +1

      Renzsu And the ‘you’re a perfectionist’ 😆

  • @richarddunne9802
    @richarddunne9802 Před rokem +12

    I used to DJ weddings in Ireland and, every once in a while, someone would ask me to ask everybody to stand for the national anthem and then play Ghost Town, which always got a good laugh.

  • @craffte
    @craffte Před 4 lety +60

    My favorite thing about Ted is that he just takes everything in his stride.

  • @actorben
    @actorben Před 5 lety +55

    I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!!!!!! RIP, Frank Kelly!

  • @cincin4515
    @cincin4515 Před 4 lety +113

    2020 stuck in isolation from covid 19 lockdown. Ready to chew my own arm off when suddenly a dead parrot brings tears of nostalgia & belly laughs of joy.
    Thank you dead parrot. Thank you.

    • @JCRoberts97
      @JCRoberts97 Před 3 lety

      @Raphael Francisco why would you do that you fake bot nonce

    • @johannapfelburg6286
      @johannapfelburg6286 Před 3 lety +1

      @Raphael Francisco feck off cup

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog Před 3 lety +2

      I hope you're finally a happy camper again!

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 2 lety +4

      Just think of the people who spend years, sometimes decades in isolation due to physical or mental conditions. I feel some sympathy for the people who were somewhat depressed in lockdown, but it's a single year of your life with reduced socialization, in the grand scheme of things it's not going to kill you and there are people in your community who have had it much worse for far longer.

    • @oliviarose3513
      @oliviarose3513 Před rokem +2

      @@yellowblanka6058 that's the same logic people use when they defend abusers

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 Před 4 lety +30

    I find it surprising that Bishop Brennan is accommodating enough to let them raffle the car.

    • @catsarebest9168
      @catsarebest9168 Před 3 lety +14

      Maybe they were still utilizing the CA home video at this point.

    • @mavallor
      @mavallor Před 2 lety +3

      Probably hoping that it would prevent them from bothering him for a long while

  • @Icemann89
    @Icemann89 Před rokem +4

    I just love how Ted wakes up in front of the wheel and keeps on driving like nothing happened.

  • @ethancampbell7773
    @ethancampbell7773 Před 4 lety +14

    The last minute feels like interdimensional cable

  • @Kkardemumma
    @Kkardemumma Před 5 lety +40

    A priest whose favourite colour is orange?
    This is the work of a sick mind, for sure.

  • @scorpio6593
    @scorpio6593 Před 5 lety +40

    If the roof is leaking and water is coming through the loungeroom ceiling, wouldn't that mean that the UPSTAIRS is flooded!?

  • @AfridiZindabad
    @AfridiZindabad Před 5 lety +83

    The boring priest talking about boilers is like a priest version of me

    • @MrMagnusFogg
      @MrMagnusFogg Před 5 lety +2

      :-DDD !!!

    • @blayasblay3941
      @blayasblay3941 Před 5 lety +1

      There is a continous random character in Rick and Morty that reminds me of him

    • @catsarebest9168
      @catsarebest9168 Před 3 lety +6

      He reminds me of Frank Burns on MASH. Hilarious but also highly annoying.

    • @rebeccaday8612
      @rebeccaday8612 Před 2 lety +2

      I love the fact that Jack, who would normally punch his way out of any situation, is completely powerless in the face of the boring priest.

  • @jessie0050
    @jessie0050 Před 6 lety +19

    The dancing priest is my favorite ❤ father Ted

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog Před 6 lety +32

    1:25 ‘I’M A HAPPY CAMPER!’

  • @mopaditi1737
    @mopaditi1737 Před 7 lety +83

    No round envelopes for me. No way hose.

  • @t_WD66
    @t_WD66 Před 3 lety +15

    To this day my dad still says “No WAY, hose!” Whenever it applies in conversation. Sometimes he also asks people what their favourite humming noise is.

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife Před 5 lety +15

    "Thanks Dougal, I probably needed that. But... don't ever do it again." :DDD I felt that was unappreciated by the live audience.

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 Před 5 lety +44

    Took me that long to notice the raffle ticket gag. 11 upside down would just look the same. How did I miss that every time I've watched this before?

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 Před 5 lety +16

      Its a very Irish joke.

    • @maximillianford9301
      @maximillianford9301 Před 5 lety +5

      @@bezzaderbane9890 in that case bring on some more Irish jokes

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 Před 5 lety +1

      Well Father ted finished 20 years ago so its been a long time since an Irish sitcom...

    • @ludmilakotovski1837
      @ludmilakotovski1837 Před 4 lety +3

      Bezza derbane: What about Mrs Browns' Boys? That's an Irish show...

    • @StarFyre
      @StarFyre Před 4 lety +3

      @@ludmilakotovski1837 Which is produced by BBC Scotland

  • @bezzaderbane9890
    @bezzaderbane9890 Před 5 lety +28

    Who wishes The Specials Ghost Town was the national anthem? lol

    • @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
      @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs Před 4 lety +3

      That part cracks me up every time! The second the music comes on I'm gone....not sure why I find it so damn funny, but I do...

  • @HarvestMoon2049
    @HarvestMoon2049 Před 2 lety +4

    "Ah, it's yourself..."😂

  • @Deemememe
    @Deemememe Před 4 lety +19

    Father Ted: we just destroyed a car worth 7 grand!
    And that’s when Dougal should’ve said “ No! YOU destroyed a car worth 7 grand!”

  • @SeeminglyOdd
    @SeeminglyOdd Před 7 lety +116

    The scene of the Dancing Priest dying of a heart attack is a sad reminder of Dermot Morgan's death nearly two years later. Followed by Frank Kelly's death 18 years after that. May the rest in peace.

    • @Tatiana_Palii
      @Tatiana_Palii Před 6 lety +18

      Seemingly Odd this show has too many jokes about heart attacks (3 at least), that's so creepy!

    • @helenosa5621
      @helenosa5621 Před 6 lety +17

      I only just very recently stumbled upon this gem of a show and just watched the episodes paying no attention to the actors' names. So when I saw this comment I innocently googled 'Dermot Morgan'...
      Now I'm really sad. However, I will appreciate his contribution even more now.

    • @irishking1414
      @irishking1414 Před 6 lety +3

      Seemingly Odd yeah and if we wait a little bit longer we will see see more if the cast dead you knob jockey

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes I have to wonder if Ardal O' Hanlan will die next at some point, who can say?

    • @margotishrn
      @margotishrn Před 5 lety

      @@Tatiana_Palii sadly true.

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR Před 4 lety +48

    I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!!!!!

  • @edstraker8451
    @edstraker8451 Před 5 lety +13

    I'm laughing my arse off watching this! It's making the neighbours nervous.

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz Před 3 lety +5

    Got to love the music they are dancing to! Funny stuff!

  • @MonochromeTrouble
    @MonochromeTrouble Před 5 lety +11

    1:39 That time Father Ted turned into Pinky and the Brain.

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth Před 3 lety +5

    It's Pinky and the Priest.
    It's Pinky and the Priest.
    One is a genius, and the other wishes they were deceased.

  • @tbrevink8319
    @tbrevink8319 Před rokem +2

    "I knew a woman once, she died soon afterwards" 😂😂

  • @peaches30
    @peaches30 Před 2 lety +12

    Laugh out loud stuff! Will never get fed up of this show.

  • @cq9882
    @cq9882 Před 2 lety +2

    Father Ted, just is so on the ball. All my memories of growing up a RC. Even had Priests and Nuns as Great Uncles and Aunts. What a hoot. This show is pure genius. 🙏🇦🇺👏👏👏

  • @BobPapadopoulos
    @BobPapadopoulos Před 2 lety +2

    I always wondered why the diocese didn't just give them the prize equivalent in money to just fix the roof.

  • @SebastianYesMama
    @SebastianYesMama Před 5 lety +13

    5:29 OH JESUS, WE'RE DEAD, OH GOD ALMIGHTY

  • @forgamesake2496
    @forgamesake2496 Před 2 lety +4

    The most amazing man I've ever met showed me this amazing comedy. I'm American but he's from Dublin. I'm in love with him and Father Ted ;-) I love you Des. Forever grateful for you. :-)

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 Před 2 lety +2

    Lock down brought me here who's been to craggy Island... a fine place to isolate with them

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 4 lety +8

    Another hilarious episode of Father Ted.

  • @VilhjalmrVilhjalmrsson
    @VilhjalmrVilhjalmrsson Před 6 lety +32

    Feckin' water!!!!!!

  • @danielmiyahara320
    @danielmiyahara320 Před 4 lety +5

    Ahhhh, the specials, love me some two-tone

  • @mr.niceguy1812
    @mr.niceguy1812 Před 3 lety +3

    "Stand for our national anthem."

  • @sweetleilani85
    @sweetleilani85 Před 4 lety +9

    Mrs. Doyle's lucky number really let her down.

    • @annetteziegler7944
      @annetteziegler7944 Před 3 lety +3

      Yep. They could've played that up a bit more than her just sulking in the corner. Great episode.

  • @gabrielmarciu69
    @gabrielmarciu69 Před 7 lety +13

    thanks for uploading this masterpiece.

  • @michalrzmichalrz6656
    @michalrzmichalrz6656 Před 3 lety +12

    Man, Kraftwerk is such a solid piece of history. Every now and then almost all shows reference it one way or another. They had their own thing.

  • @emilinebelle7811
    @emilinebelle7811 Před 4 lety +4

    This is one of my favorite episodes.

  • @peacemakerwolf8972
    @peacemakerwolf8972 Před 6 lety +8

    It's...feckin water! baahha ha lmao

  • @javen69
    @javen69 Před 3 lety +11

    10:13 gets me every time 😂

  • @oliverlewis4433
    @oliverlewis4433 Před 6 lety +12

    Haha Father jack is awesome. ''Need more drink''

  • @ether_lana3921
    @ether_lana3921 Před 4 lety +5

    sure we can just straighten it out with the tap of a hammer, lol

  • @forrussia7434
    @forrussia7434 Před 4 lety +5

    @deadparrot thank you so much for taking the time to load all the father ted videos! Blast from the past and oh my god, sooooo funny 😀 Exactly what we need right now ! Thank you 👍

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 Před 3 lety +2

    Father Ted: Murder is a terrible, terrible sin, Dougal. By committing this little sin, we'll actually be saving a bishop's soul!
    Crows: THIS IS FOR TRYING LOTTERY FRAUD, YA FECKING GOBSHITES!!!

  • @francisjohnson665
    @francisjohnson665 Před 3 lety +3

    Love this . Father Jack was a hoot .😜😜😜

  • @martinhirsch4959
    @martinhirsch4959 Před 4 lety +2

    "Fecking water!!!" I felt that...

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK Před 4 lety +3

    Hmmm! you know what: the diocese on this island is a bit too crack, with Father Jack been the only "NORMAL" one.

  • @BodhranBrian
    @BodhranBrian Před 4 lety +8

    Easily,the best episode.

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor Před 4 lety +3

    21:30 TWO trucks! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xavierdoe2452
    @xavierdoe2452 Před 3 lety +1

    "I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards." JFC 🤣

  • @will-i-am-not
    @will-i-am-not Před 2 lety +1

    what is truly outstanding in the intro shots are the stone walled fields

  • @bretta1042
    @bretta1042 Před 4 lety +6

    Skip to 7:30 for Birdemic Deleted Scene.

  • @no1timetraveler
    @no1timetraveler Před 7 lety +9

    Thank you for the upload! :D

  • @mohawho8251
    @mohawho8251 Před 3 lety +4

    i know that it is a joke but i am so sad and unbelievably heartached by what happened to the car

  • @stephaiethomson9063
    @stephaiethomson9063 Před 4 lety +6

    I love this show. ❤️

  • @tonystark341
    @tonystark341 Před 2 lety +2

    16:22 Kraftwerk for priests

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 Před 4 lety +5

    I love the final part with the annoying priest. So funny

  • @Appilssinka
    @Appilssinka Před 5 lety +4

    It is the best serial which I ever seen!

  • @apricotcookie4850
    @apricotcookie4850 Před 3 lety +1

    It's no use, Ted, you'll never get it absolutely right. Bwahahah!!

  • @qoTIMop
    @qoTIMop Před 5 lety +3

    TWO TRUCKS

  • @Bongwater33
    @Bongwater33 Před 6 lety +10

    Cameos from the creators Graham linehan and Arthur mathews in the Band pictured for a few seconds at the dance, Linehan is the tall one in the middle !

    • @davidhayes2567
      @davidhayes2567 Před 6 lety +4

      and also the radio DJ when they were in the car

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 Před 5 lety +4

      Lineham makes a bigger appearance in the plane episode as the Priest who confesses his love for another priest when they think the plane wont make it.

    • @carolineg1872
      @carolineg1872 Před 4 lety +1

      Fucking hell.
      (Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep)

  • @debrasaunders7200
    @debrasaunders7200 Před 3 lety

    So happy to re watch the series. Thank you

  • @carolkewley7410
    @carolkewley7410 Před 6 lety +30

    At 16:22 is that a Kraftwerk reference?

    • @breebw
      @breebw Před 6 lety +8

      Definately

    • @johndonwood4305
      @johndonwood4305 Před 5 lety +6

      According to the DVD commentary, yes it is a reference.

  • @janethayes5941
    @janethayes5941 Před rokem

    The intro gets me every time.😅

  • @krisrichardson6690
    @krisrichardson6690 Před 2 lety +1

    “We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity of the gas and we save £200 a year”

  • @mabiemabie1331
    @mabiemabie1331 Před 5 lety +3

    FECKIN WATER

  • @david-le-jardin-libere-terre

    the car...hahaha

  • @ceceliaperry8932
    @ceceliaperry8932 Před 4 lety +2

    Fair enough there Ted!
    Off we Go

  • @joeyrinard6997
    @joeyrinard6997 Před 9 měsíci

    Great TV program thank you 👍😎

  • @Emiliapocalypse
    @Emiliapocalypse Před 3 lety +3

    Listen, I just watched a video of a mob of drunken Irish football fans who managed to fix a dented car roof by banging their fists around it and singing. So why can’t a priest with a hammer fix a dent?

  • @henrybeenh7076
    @henrybeenh7076 Před rokem

    "No, we can't give that away as a price"😁

  • @NRsilver23
    @NRsilver23 Před 5 lety +2

    Feckin' Water!

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR Před 5 lety +8

    I'm a happy camper!!! Dont drink that its, feckin water...oh look there's a dent, must have been when u hit that fella on the bike

    • @craffte
      @craffte Před 4 lety +1

      Wha-? How did I miss that? ..oh yeah laughing my head off

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 Před 3 lety +1

    01:02 😂😂😂😂😂
    Typical Dougal. JESUS 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChrisG3253032
    @ChrisG3253032 Před 5 lety +5

    That poor car. Just a little tap of the hammer he said 😨

  • @seansweeney3533
    @seansweeney3533 Před 3 lety +2

    21:51 Oh, Bollocks!!

  • @liamandhyde
    @liamandhyde Před rokem

    DRRROIIIIIIVIN TH’CARRR

  • @GohAhweh
    @GohAhweh Před 2 lety +1

    @16:21
    "C R A G W E R K"

  • @awsumguy-bh9pz
    @awsumguy-bh9pz Před 3 lety +3

    sometimes i wonder if real priests watch this show lol.

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR Před 4 lety +1

    We're dead we're dead, slap then backs away quick

  • @capeck1993
    @capeck1993 Před 4 lety +2

    OH, BOLLOCKS!

  • @chadwedul1787
    @chadwedul1787 Před 2 lety

    Thunderbirds are go, Ted.

  • @nedd.8479
    @nedd.8479 Před 4 lety +3

    Is the radio announcer at 10:01 voiced by Graham Linehan?

  • @liswiits
    @liswiits Před 7 měsíci

    Now if you push me to it I’d have to say my favorite color was grey.

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety

    "Ah it's yerself!"

  • @15sixmedia
    @15sixmedia Před 4 lety +1

    “GET TO FECK!”

  • @TheMetalChannelNZ
    @TheMetalChannelNZ Před 2 lety

    The boring Priest is Sheldon Coopers Dad from Big Bang Theory

  • @dandanz7877
    @dandanz7877 Před 9 měsíci

    dances como carlitos

  • @pelephant2024
    @pelephant2024 Před rokem

    There was talk of me going to jail for a while

  • @iowaguy6470
    @iowaguy6470 Před 2 lety

    If number 11 was the only number everyone would have won