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  • On a flight back from pilgrimage, the priests' tour of the cockpit goes wrong and the plane's fuel supply is jettisoned.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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Komentáře • 196

  • @206wildcard
    @206wildcard Před 2 lety +64

    How can you enjoy Mr. Bean being blind? This is genius.

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 Před 3 lety +35

    'It's me, in the nip, with a dog.' Just about the most random moment in the entire series but I cry laughing every time I watch it hahahaha

  • @gsf67
    @gsf67 Před 6 lety +265

    20 years on, and it's lost none of its magic.

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 Před 4 lety +6

      gsf67 for some reason when I hear “20 years ago” I picture the 70’s. No idea why.

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 Před 2 lety

      @@emilinebelle7811 nows it's 50 years agp

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 Před 2 lety

      @@emilinebelle7811 That’s because we’re still living in the 90’s. Oh why can’t it still be the 90’s?

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya Před 2 lety +9

    So Father Larry Duff developed a fear of flying AFTER all those crashes he was in?! This after skiing over rocks, avalanche, car off a cliff, getting arrested for terrorism, mauled by 10 rottweilers, the wheel of death, to mention a few. The Indestructible Priest.

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars Před 6 lety +211

    I'm exactly like Ted in this episode.. when things are going fine I tend to worry and become anxious, but when things go to shit I feel mentally prepared because I spent all that time worrying about every possible scenario in which something can go wrong.

    • @visheshharnal1
      @visheshharnal1 Před 4 lety +2

      @Riordan Plows no jam Trinity-jandhan Aadhar mobile , ok and I'm Hyderabadi

    • @kyle9maloney
      @kyle9maloney Před 3 lety +4

      When you worry , you suffer twice

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars Před 3 lety

      @Riordan Plows I don't work at an office, dickhead. I work with individuals with autism. I've gotten bitten.

    • @Soki7000
      @Soki7000 Před 3 lety +1

      Fat to Fierce I’m exactly the same

  • @wilhelmsarosen4735
    @wilhelmsarosen4735 Před 6 lety +215

    9:08 Listening to Mr. Bean... what a subtle joke.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie Před 6 lety +27

      L'Hermit d'Sevan yes of course! And it actually took you to write it out like that for me to finally get the joke too. Thanks mate!

    • @lizzychrome7630
      @lizzychrome7630 Před 5 lety +3

      I.....don't get it. (I've never seen Mr. Bean.)

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman Před 5 lety +49

      @@lizzychrome7630 It's physical comedy, the character doesn't talk.

    • @pepe6666
      @pepe6666 Před 5 lety +3

      ooOOOoohhhh now i get it. haaAaa

    • @hikaruultma
      @hikaruultma Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah I thought "what an awful thing to listen to, it's all visual" hahaha

  • @peacemakerwolf8972
    @peacemakerwolf8972 Před 6 lety +78

    Father fluffy bottom saves the day!!

  • @howiecourt3445
    @howiecourt3445 Před 4 lety +67

    Father Ted: "I feel fearless.... like Jeff Bridges in that movie"
    Dougal: "I haven't seen that one"
    Father Ted: "Not many people have Dougal. It's probably a bad reference"
    Seriously funny stuff!!!

    • @tesold1048
      @tesold1048 Před 3 lety +3

      What movie is he talking about?

    • @MardyAss
      @MardyAss Před 3 lety +8

      @@tesold1048 That's the name of it. Fearless.

    • @paullatimer1639
      @paullatimer1639 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tesold1048 fearless is a movie about a plane crash.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint Před rokem

      @@paullatimer1639 And it's a good movie.

  • @StarFyre
    @StarFyre Před 4 lety +13

    Dougal hanging up the phone... sheer genius!

  • @rachellowrie2320
    @rachellowrie2320 Před 6 lety +103

    I'll tell how much of a telephone for dogs that joke phone is. First squeak out of it while watching this vid and my dog appeared by my side with an expectant look.

  • @gabrielesolletico518
    @gabrielesolletico518 Před 4 lety +37

    "He doens't know he's a priest" is the best line of this episode, until 11:32 at least! Thank you so much for puttin' this on, Dead Parrot!!

  • @bellestrange1951
    @bellestrange1951 Před 4 lety +29

    Should we not have a bit of an old pray?

  • @michellegulden1052
    @michellegulden1052 Před 2 lety +10

    Father Ted is one of my favorite shows. The directing, writing, acting, it's perfection. I love Graham Norton and he portrays his character extremely well, love this one and the one with the cave.

  • @darksigben
    @darksigben Před 3 lety +9

    This is better than hollywood films with airplanes 😂😂😂

  • @solomonkain
    @solomonkain Před 4 lety +24

    The theme tune has a nostalgic, calming effect on me - memories of a better time! Wonderful.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety

      Yeah, it’s kind of outdated…but GOOD!

    • @retrofract
      @retrofract Před rokem +1

      Exact same here man

  • @crystalheart9
    @crystalheart9 Před 6 lety +77

    Oh my gosh, I'm gonna be so sad when I come to the end of this show!

  • @ryanseymour1807
    @ryanseymour1807 Před 4 lety +14

    As they say Classic Comedy NEVER GETS OLD it's such a shame that they don't make make shows like this anymore BUT I'm so grateful to dead parrot and You tube to be able to share these with the world and keep shows like this alive

  • @timothyhall3545
    @timothyhall3545 Před 4 lety +17

    Father Jacks worst nightmare. All that booze, and he can't reach it.

  • @vladimirdosen9767
    @vladimirdosen9767 Před 5 lety +38

    Still one of the best shows ever.

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 Před 4 lety

      That's true! I just discovered it a couple of days ago... they almost never aired this on in my Country.

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety

      Totally agree!

  •  Před 5 lety +38

    15:19 Boom mic!

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety

      Yeah, I saw it.
      It’s a bit sad, makes the show feel a bit tacky.

  • @XIceLitNickX
    @XIceLitNickX Před 7 lety +33

    Graham Linehan's face HAHAHA

  • @SukoYote
    @SukoYote Před 6 lety +39

    "Hey, we're on a plane!"

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 Před 4 lety +10

    Binging on Father Ted! PS whenever you hear “Father Larry Duff”...

  • @CzechMirco
    @CzechMirco Před 3 lety +11

    8:40 - Father Noel doesn't appear very often on the show, but even he obviosly heard about the Sealink incident :D

  • @anneliesvantwesteinde7613

    I like that there are only priests and nuns on the plane.

    • @MsErikdeking
      @MsErikdeking Před 2 lety

      Hee Annelies, ja, ze komen net van bedevaart. Buurvrouw annelies uit waarder neem ik aan?

  • @seenidev
    @seenidev Před 2 lety +4

    last scene is pure gold.

  • @CheetahFoxx
    @CheetahFoxx Před 4 lety +8

    The plane is an RJ 115 on the outside but an a310 on the inside

  • @erinw8787
    @erinw8787 Před 4 lety +8

    Father Ted NEVER gets old ❤️😂😂😂.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety

      Nope, he’ll never get old. He’ll ”stay” 45 y/o for the rest of time!

    • @erinw8787
      @erinw8787 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Thellbro sadly that is true :(

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety

      @@Thellbro "That's a bit morbid, isn't it?" The whole point is, life'll kill ya. You might as well laugh -- and, Mrs. Doyle would be the first to tell you, enjoy every sandwich. Listen to some Warren Zevon songs-- I bet the writers of this show like HIS work.

  • @markrobinson9394
    @markrobinson9394 Před 17 dny

    21:34 “ARRRRGGHHH!!! What am I doing on the feckin’ wheel?!!!! ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
    By far, my fav moment of the episode. And the reveal of Ted at 21:58 was hilarious too.

  • @420glass
    @420glass Před 6 lety +47

    Today we can be anything we want

    • @craffte
      @craffte Před 6 lety +6

      Your icon looks like Father Stack! Lol sorry

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 Před 3 lety

      @@craffte I think that's Father Walton, the guy with that disease at stage twelve.

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 Před 3 lety +3

    21:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Typical Noel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxheight22
    @maxheight22 Před 5 lety +31

    Fun fact: The pilot is played by Gerard Murphy, who has been in a number of things like Waterworld, Doctor Who and Batman Begins.

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 Před 4 lety +2

      Thank you!

    • @lozzieboy
      @lozzieboy Před 3 lety +2

      Oh yeah!!! The guy with ginger long hair in water world. The bad guy

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety +1

      But this must be the peak of his carrier!

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety +2

      He does a great job. Working on this show must have been fun for any actor! Or crew person.

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 Před 4 měsíci

      Hiw the fuck is that a fun fact? "A role in this show was played by an actor"

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 Před 4 lety +3

    Hey, WHERE ON A PLANE!!!
    Lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid Před 3 měsíci

    At around 8:28 you can hear someone in the crowd shouting something that sounds like "PRESS IT!"

  • @cheremichael367
    @cheremichael367 Před 3 lety +2

    March 2021, still comedy gold! 😂🤣

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON Před 3 lety +6

    Thanks so much for this content! You are the best!

  • @charliecharlie5566
    @charliecharlie5566 Před 4 lety +4

    Thank for the Spanish subtitles 😍

  • @lshuski
    @lshuski Před 4 lety +10

    Graham Norton! So cute🤩

    • @thadtuiol1717
      @thadtuiol1717 Před 4 lety +2

      Really? I find him annoying and irritating.

    • @lshuski
      @lshuski Před 4 lety +5

      @@thadtuiol1717 The character may be annoying and irritating, but Graham Norton is not.

    • @hueynapalm
      @hueynapalm Před 4 lety +1

      Thad tuiol
      Agreed. Over the top flamboyance isn’t funny, just aggravating.

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thadtuiol1717 Good, then he's done his job right.

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety

      @@hueynapalm He's sending it up, you eejit!

  • @johnnydemaggio8127
    @johnnydemaggio8127 Před 2 lety +2

    15:17. check the boom mic in above the dude's head lol

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 Před 3 lety +4

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 Před 2 lety +1

    08:50 - 09:10 "I'm listening to comedy on these, it's MR. BEAN." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪💪👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @karinebvaz
    @karinebvaz Před 5 lety +28

    Dougal's basically a child

    • @p.v.b533
      @p.v.b533 Před 4 lety +3

      than i guess he must molest priests

    • @marcov88
      @marcov88 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s the whole joke of it

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Před rokem

      A child of God 😇 ❤ 🙏

  • @frankbijnens929
    @frankbijnens929 Před 3 lety +1

    Shouldn t we all pray.......😂😂

  • @gui18bif
    @gui18bif Před 2 lety +1

    I thought Dougal was going to click on the button again

  • @milesc.anthony2811
    @milesc.anthony2811 Před 4 lety +3

    Hahaha, the Captain Ted's speaking with at 19:20 played a corrupt Judge of Gotham in "Batman Begins".

  • @roberttucker1527
    @roberttucker1527 Před 5 lety +2

    Pure class

  • @vissenekku
    @vissenekku Před 2 lety +1

    Now I wonder how a Mr Bean audio comedy would work.

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 Před 2 lety +1

    08:09 - 08:19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
    Father Noel is the best character in the entire episode!!!!!!!!!! And father Fay the second best, the Monkey-Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

  • @Clark-Gaybeul
    @Clark-Gaybeul Před 2 měsíci

    brilliant

  • @tubaraofeio1053
    @tubaraofeio1053 Před 3 lety +4

    15:18 - 15:19 boom mic

  • @wilfredjurassicyes
    @wilfredjurassicyes Před 3 lety +5

    I love this show so very much. I swear this this is most of my family. Except i live in fuck-stick kentucky.

  • @wraith5112
    @wraith5112 Před 3 lety +2

    It would have brilliant if Dougal refused to give the tape away becos of some MAD reason.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety +1

      I defo thought he’d used it up when Ted asked him for it.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif Před 2 lety +1

      Or if he pressed the button again

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 3 lety

    8:23 LOL

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 Před 4 lety +5

    I want to know how father Jack pulled the rip cord on the drink trolley’s parachute to open it after he jumped out of the plane.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety +1

      He dove after it and did it in midair, THEN pulled his own cord.

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Thellbro Of course. How silly of me.

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Thellbro But do you think an alcoholic priest in his late 70’s would be able to do that?

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety +2

      @@a.tanner8524 Late 70s? I think he’s in his late 40s, just a tad bit older than Ted himself. 😆

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Thellbro OK then, well answer me this: How did he qualify to play in the priest’s over 75’s football championship then?

  • @staceygreszko5319
    @staceygreszko5319 Před 2 lety

    The best after a few beers and shots of vodka! DRINK!

  • @mollykeane2571
    @mollykeane2571 Před 3 lety

    So funny!!!

  • @james_dl
    @james_dl Před rokem

    That was actually a medical condition

  • @missuntitledblog
    @missuntitledblog Před 6 lety +4

    Mr bean?? Lol

  • @igorberkovic8256
    @igorberkovic8256 Před 4 lety +1

    15:45 words of wisdom

  • @HorrorLover98
    @HorrorLover98 Před 4 lety +1

    Poor Father Jack

  • @duperikles
    @duperikles Před 11 měsíci

    20:29 Masonic Grip!! Hilarious! I wonder if Dermot was a Mason. I got my 3rd degree apron myself, hence my recognition.

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 Před 4 měsíci

      It's just a handshake. You're not special.

  • @Thellbro
    @Thellbro Před 2 lety

    3:16 Graham Linehan doing a cameo.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety

      Oh, and apperently a bit more.

  • @pkunkbwok
    @pkunkbwok Před 5 lety

    21:58 That's a _nice_ model...

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety

      I think it’s a real one.

  • @funniebunnie4u
    @funniebunnie4u Před 2 lety

    8:22
    😊😅😂😂😂😅😊😅😂😂😅😊😊😊😂😂

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 Před 2 lety +1

    Father Jack is awful!! They should get Father Stack on the flight!!😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 Před 3 lety

    06:09 - 06:23 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @demc9525
    @demc9525 Před 3 lety +1

    should we just have a little pray..

  • @carolineg1872
    @carolineg1872 Před 3 lety

    I did yeah.

  • @nouveauprofil
    @nouveauprofil Před 3 lety

    God is listening intently at 15.18 - upper left corner

  • @nordicgaming2572
    @nordicgaming2572 Před 9 měsíci

    Father Jack is my idol. I wanna be like him when I grow up!

  • @oliverholmes-gunning5372

    Is that Graham Linehan as the voice of the pilot? Sounds like him...

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist Před 6 lety +4

    DRINK

  • @johnfleming1911
    @johnfleming1911 Před 4 lety

    Again boys on a fiddle oh gosh

  • @kyle9maloney
    @kyle9maloney Před 3 lety

    Can we get a reboot with Dylan Moran and Karl pilkopant

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 Před 2 lety

    10:01 - 10:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪💪👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @jeremydabal9000
    @jeremydabal9000 Před 4 lety +1

    Who's really throwing roll paper at father ted

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 Před 2 lety

    11:08 - 12:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jefelix2010
    @jefelix2010 Před 6 lety +10

    Jack got what he deserves XD

  • @IBrianrish
    @IBrianrish Před 5 lety +8

    When I put this comment this video has or had 400 Likes God Bless Father Ted.

  • @kundaliniknight
    @kundaliniknight Před 3 lety +1

    Why isn't Fr. Dick Byrne on the plane?

  • @samagainaloneandin1464

    Emergency

  • @only257
    @only257 Před 5 lety

    Hiliarous👻

  • @danielvanr.8681
    @danielvanr.8681 Před 2 lety +2

    1:09 What I'd like to do to the mask militia muppets. 😄😂🤣

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro Před 2 lety

      That move is from the movie ”Comando” with Arnie.
      ”Don’t bother my friend, he’s dead tired”

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR Před 5 lety +3

    Father Jack's punch, ouch...how can u listen to mr bean, he mumbles and grunts

  • @lindatalbot3268
    @lindatalbot3268 Před rokem

    Dougal is the Irish Forrest Gump

  • @samagainaloneandin1464
    @samagainaloneandin1464 Před 2 lety +1

    🤷

  • @jigsawzoubir
    @jigsawzoubir Před 6 lety +3

    What the hell is wrong with subtitles here 16:21 ?

    • @TheodorBjork
      @TheodorBjork Před 5 lety

      oh dear... why would that happen?

    • @123raggett1
      @123raggett1 Před 5 lety +1

      Tor SR Thidesen they’re autogenerated captions, so words appear as sounded out. Apparently the system isn’t very fluent when it comes to the Irish dialect...

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety

      @@123raggett1 The system is just stupid. Then again, it's just as loony as all the rest of Father Ted, so I guess it's in the spirit of the show.

  • @videoroman506
    @videoroman506 Před 2 lety

    Ytp death

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 Před 5 lety +11

    Sorry but I really don't like the monkey priest. I feel like he's trying to outdo Father Jack on the "crazy old guy" shtick. Plus I just hate monkeys.

  • @andyp2996
    @andyp2996 Před 4 lety

    If I was on that plane with Ted and Dougal and when Ted would say hang on i climb out of the plane I would have jumped in and said I'll do it and I would have climbed out and fixed the fuel line myself I myself am brave and not afraid of flying and I would have fixed that line with ease

    • @pauljohnson5190
      @pauljohnson5190 Před 3 lety +2

      You wouldn't be an Irish priest would you..?!? 🤣

  • @daveo2992
    @daveo2992 Před 3 lety +1

    And here I thought I hated everything religious in any way this shows fucking funny it gives me the All in the family vibes or like married with children

  • @halbunner9833
    @halbunner9833 Před 4 lety +4

    Just found this in the plandemic of 2020. Good stuff.

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 Před 4 měsíci

      Lol "plandemic" what happened to all the plots and plans you loonies kept claiming were about to happen? They all evaporated like the imaginary nonsense they were.

  • @flashback0180
    @flashback0180 Před 3 lety

    Wow time does change, Assaulting guy for requesting not to smoke in a plane and horde the seats is considered funny?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth Před 3 lety +1

      More like people have become lame.

    • @loyisad1211
      @loyisad1211 Před rokem

      @@Krystalmyth More like only a moron would want cancer.

  • @lornamanningangus4931

    Very good I remember it!😂😂😂