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Fathers' Bad Habits: Smoking, Drinking & Rollerblading Priests | Father Ted S2 E8 | Absolute Jokes
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- čas přidán 19. 03. 2017
- Father Ted gives up cigarettes during Lent and hides Jack's alcohol, while Dougal hangs up his in-line skates.
Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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When my mother-in-law was in the process of quitting smoking, I sent her a few clips of Ted's struggles and it made her laugh. Almost a year now and she's smoke free!
@@anikdey It depends....is it a...."good morning"?
@@anikdey WE'VE BEEN ACTIVATED! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
@@anikdey A MODEL AEROPLANE OF WATER?!
@@anikdey Hey! I don't do smack, or crack, or anything rhyming with ack! And I've never been trained to smack myself with heroin by trendy young people in their sixties!
Quitnet.com helped, 3 smoking cessation classes, gum, patches, felt it time to become again A *non-smoker*, cold turkey, 16th anniversary. ✌.
The toaster self-flagellation painting behind the singing nun (which I've never noticed before!) ties in so well with the "I really don't think pop tarts have any place in our Lord's plan for the world" bit - this show! 🤣
I have watched every episode multiple times over the years. It is classic. My maternal grandfather was an Anglican priest and as a little kid I was fascinated by the black shirts and collars that he wore. They were exactly the same style. He also wore very very very ..... black socks.
Get offff with that sortaaa thinggg !
Lol, how black? 😂🤣
Are you sure they weren't very very very very very dark blue?
They'll shaft ya every time. 👀
The housekeeper is so great.
I love her.
13:01
That was the smartest thing father Ted has ever done. Great ending.
My Dad gave Me a £1 to buy an Easter Egg, thinking it would only cost him a few Shilling at most.
I bought an Egg and Chocolates combination.
It cost him 19 Shillings and 6 Pence.
When I got home I handed him the 6 Pence change and Mother the Easter Egg and Chocolates.
Father was speechless, but couldn't say a word against Me because Mother was Delighted.
She kept the Chocolates but I got the Egg.
Best Easter ever.
One time we had a football game when I used to play for a local team. They had a BBQ where they cooked sausages for everyone and were selling them to parents and players, but I was a fussy eater as a kid and was playing so when mum asked if id like one I said no.
Well, turns out they were no good and literally everyone that went ended up with hella food poisoning. Everyone but me. My sister has an aversion to sausages to this day and for me its just a comical occurrence.
Best "maybe later" ever.
Thank you for sharing
The on-hold nun has a beautiful voice! I love this episode. "ARNOLD? WHO'S ARNOLD?!"
I thought Father Ted said "IRELAND? WHO'S IRELAND?!"
Arlod who's Arlod?
This episodes always makes me wonder how the show would've been like if the Rugged Island crew got the main roles instead.
Fabian Chiang Not nearly as good! I cant imagine this show being nearly as good without the cast. It's a shame we have so little of Dermot Morgan on video. May he Rest In Peace.
Actually you never know. A lot of shows have worked wonderfully where some of the most favorite characters were given partial roles. If only the other ones would have interesting stories and good actors I'm sure it would have worked wonderfully. Plus we might have had more seasons of this given the fact, as you guys mentioned, Dermot didn't want do keep doing father Ted and the fact that this show might have been a key factor in his untimely death.
Put it this way. There's a reason why the principal cast was chosen.
It almost did go to Father Dick Byrne. He was the original actor they had in mind.
2:40 Father Dick Byrne was a rotten bastard in this episode. He had it coming at 23:07.
DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN ISLAND!!
That made me crack! Ahahahahahaah!!!! So there is a reason why Father Jack is ALWAYS so drunk... I had understimate him, until now!
So it turns out he probably never wanted to be a priest, he probably just got drunk and did it by accident
@@sethleoric2598 So Jack got drunk, Dougal ate enough crisps and Ted.....won it off a scratch ticket...
(Points at Ted) Gobshite!
11:51 always love replaying this
Note the portrait @ 11 minutes. It would appear to be a priest with his hand in a toaster! Gotta love Father Ted!
That's Matty Hislop, the "Chairman" of the Matty Hislop Cult where the nuns work. Ted explains it a bit earlier, the guy with the kittens in his pocket. It absolutely amazes me that they printed a full size framed painting of him for a 10 second shot.
Props to Rosemary Henderson for playing Sister Assumpta. Comedic timing on point 😆
11:54 Every morning in Ireland....
More like 'every morning in an Australian penal camp', but that one doesn't work anymore.
This episode is pure comic gold, a timeless classic. Up there with the first episode of Black Books and the first 2 seasons of Monty Python + their films.
Have the Father Ted episodes spiked during the Holy Father's visit to Ireland?? Art from suffering - brilliant series!
"I don't know how he did it he must have cheated he must have but he got all his words to say 'useless priests can't say Mass'" lmao
Is that it Father? Are you seeing things as they really are at last?
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
12:35 I think this one the best Mrs. Doyle moments! So incredibly funny
Yes
I love how she has no athletic ability just falls off the window sill reminds me of my sister.
fecking tripping withdrawals were halarious. grand. fantastic episode
god ive never seen a clock at 5am before XD
Frank Kelly's character acting in this episode should have received a BAFTA.
Dougal skipping into the bedroom lol
Holy crap lol He's sober!
SOME MADMAN WITTA CROSS
'I'm terribly sorry, I gave that up for Lent' is in fact my favourite standard excuse for avoiding unpleasant offices. Proves immensely effective, for some reason. Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone! x)
Sherry Miyano Not so easy for we Jews :(
I gave up Facebook...day four now. Still have CZcams and Google ❤️
@@CaptainLumpyDog why did you kill Jesus?
McCarthy's Ghost Your mother.
McCarthy's Ghost Oh, and you're next.
15:33 and when someone asks me how my 2021 is going so far:
I can't help but wonder if that skate was purpose-built for a sight gag.
Funniest thing in the episode, though, and Dougall's face 😂
My favourite show of all time
I love this show
Awesome show
*Jack:* N-N-N-N-Nan!
*Ted:* No, it's "nun."
*Jack:* _NUN?!?_
_(Father Jack screams in fright and runs for the window, breaking glass as he jumps out.)_
*Ted:* Bye, Father! _(to Sister Assumpta)_ He's just gone for his walk.
How funnier can you get?
You watched it too????
What is it w/Father Jack & Nuns?
@@actorben So much untapped history there
The Irish method of quitting smoking. That works lol
Yeah nobody straightens out anything like a nun why were all new york cops irish? Hahaha police academy was like catholic school
I love dougal’s beddings
Masters of the Universe lol
One of the funniest episodes ever.
I thought Fr Ted was funny until I read the subtitles, very funny made me laugh even more...
"Priests?! Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!"
Omg I can't believe I got this in my recommendations! I haven't seen Father Ted in years...one of my favourite shows ever... 💜😂🤣😂
Father Ted has helped me through many weird times
10:06 what a lovely painting
It feels like after "I remember!" That there was a deleted scene, something Jack was remembering.
My favourite episode! Never gets old!
Lol, I see my phone at 5am every work day XD
Me too 😅
The housekeeper gets my laughs 🤣
chair...curtains...floor....gobshyte !
Gobshite? Who ?
10:48 200 pounds! I'm not trying to buy cocaine
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PUT A THUMBS DOWN!!!!!
Zordania F. Awesome true
I know, really! This is a funny show.
The durty feckers
eejits
The Greeks! They invented gayness!
I feel like I can't watch any of these without seeing comments about 'great British comedy' 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Feck sakes lads. It couldn't be any more Irish if it tried!
Well it has British actors in it as well and made by Brit studio.
Some people obviously have no concept whatever neither of geography nor history.
Irish writers, Irish actors, sure. Also produced by a British studio, recorded in London, first broadcast on Channel 4-definitely could have been a little more Irish if it had tried.
@@martinmills135 Britain stole the profits, why break with tradition 😉🤪
Just realized father doogle has he-man bed spread... Lol 7:21
Music: Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 62 by Mozart
Finally found this show again. Thanks for posting bless you
My favourite episode EVER!!!! Brilliant stuff!!!! 🤣
Ah, John and Mary's Easter chocolate! This is just what we need to help us forget our cares for a while
God bless you!!! Thank you for the video. Amen!!☺️
Sacrifice? Arse!!!! Hilarious
I just adore this series.
Sacrifice? Arse!
Thanks for posting these episodes! I like this show a LOT!
Does... does he have a He-Man & the Masters of the Universe blanket?
0:50 I didn't know the lady who plays Mrs Doyle could sing. (As any good singer will tell you, you have to be able to sing pretty well to pretend to sing that badly.)
I think shes better at pretending to jump down from a window sill!!
Who’s to say she’s pretending?
7:00 He was hitting the cigarette the wrong way
The guy who added the subtitles has no clue about Irish slang or even plain English. Gob shite at 12:27 is subtitled as Don't chase.... jeez, share for chair, cartons for curtains and it goes on and on. Eejit.
I don’t know if anyone has read Misery by Stephen King but my image of the main antagonist was inspired by Sister Assumpta.
Still the funniest thing on earth, and it will always stay funny
As long as Catholicism exists.
This series is mental. LOVE IT
4:20 Ryan Gosling when you try to feed him cereal.
Don’t tell me I’m still on that fecking island!
Makes me proud to be Irish!
William Acheson Our lord? Who’s that?
Always be proud to be Irish
@Seamus O'Dork From wikipedia The show was pitched directly to the UK's Hat Trick Productions and Channel 4 by the duo, contrary to rumours that RTÉ (the Irish national broadcaster) were originally offered the series but rejected it.
So what makes you think the Irish refused it?
DRINK! OH, YES!
Yatty Yat No.
Harriffan Conshertini NO?!
That nine is a savage. Pulled her gun on the modofokaz😂😂😂 laughed so fucking hard
Love this show , Father Jack is my favorite.
Thank you CZcams for this coming into my recommended, sooooo needed a piss giggle
Best Fekin' show ever. Thanks Dead Parrot
How have I not been watching this for decades now?
😂 Better late than never
Ted ,id like a pop tart! Wouldn't we all!
Thanks so much for posting!
5:15 I watched this on acid and this was terrifying
And you came back later and looked up the exact moment just to tell us about it? I don't think so.
oh good Lord this episode is Soo funny
I love Father Dick Byrne, he's such a meanie...
16:18 I just want to take a moment to appreciate the badass duvet of he-man right there
Been there from the beginning.The best sitcom every.
This was the episode I was looking or, one of my favorites lol.
The subtitles on this is so crap ,it’s hilarious
@23:10 Dark Souls music plays.
"Who will cleanse the bastard's curse?"
It's a toss up for me between this, and the one with Eoin McLove (Night of the Nearly Dead), as the funniest episode.
She’s been eating chocolate!
Mrs Doyle describing the sex act, could not stop laughing,
I wonder if that Rollerblade prop was ever used again
Probably they had one laying around the studio from another show or commercial and then wrote it into the episode.
There are massive prop houses that rent props to different studios, or productions. You can actually rent a cigarette suit, a pint glass suit & a giant rollerblade at the same time!
bloody brilliant, thx for sharing
This show reminds me of The Young Ones. I love it!!🍷
Any episode with father furlong is amazing lol
2018 still loving and watching father ted. Where was this filmed
externals, the Burren, Ireland. Internals in London studio.
@@PreacherAtArrakeen missed a good opportunity to just say "Ted's house"
@@swine13 FECK OFF! Lol. We had tea at Fr. Ted's place a couple of years ago (you used to be able to book a time, doubt it now). We (my wife and I) also shot a video of us doing 'My Lovely Horse' with my guitar very out of tune.
Fek! Drink! Girls! Doesn't get old.
The cross hitting Ted in the head!
God bless Father Ted and cifarettes
Before the ice bucket challenge lol
The smoke lol!
When all my hangovers caught up with me I had a massive seizure and almost died
Isn't addiction fun?
Sorry you went through that tho~ :c
first time seeing this genius. brilliant!
Jack's face at 5:25 😂
This is hilarious! Will we ever see its like again?
ARNOLD!!? WHO'S ARNOLD!!?
Thank you and me and my kids grew up watching this....🤩🤫🤭🤔🤗
11:27 when someone asks me how my 2020 went!!