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  • čas přidán 19. 03. 2017
  • Father Ted gives up cigarettes during Lent and hides Jack's alcohol, while Dougal hangs up his in-line skates.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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Komentáře • 330

  • @Satellite_Of_Love
    @Satellite_Of_Love Před 4 lety +288

    When my mother-in-law was in the process of quitting smoking, I sent her a few clips of Ted's struggles and it made her laugh. Almost a year now and she's smoke free!

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love Před 4 lety +5

      @@anikdey It depends....is it a...."good morning"?

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love Před 4 lety +4

      @@anikdey WE'VE BEEN ACTIVATED! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love Před 4 lety +3

      @@anikdey A MODEL AEROPLANE OF WATER?!

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love Před 4 lety +3

      @@anikdey Hey! I don't do smack, or crack, or anything rhyming with ack! And I've never been trained to smack myself with heroin by trendy young people in their sixties!

    • @keithmallory5228
      @keithmallory5228 Před 3 lety +2

      Quitnet.com helped, 3 smoking cessation classes, gum, patches, felt it time to become again A *non-smoker*, cold turkey, 16th anniversary. ✌.

  • @Bee-ih5uy
    @Bee-ih5uy Před 2 lety +23

    The toaster self-flagellation painting behind the singing nun (which I've never noticed before!) ties in so well with the "I really don't think pop tarts have any place in our Lord's plan for the world" bit - this show! 🤣

  • @bryanbutcher8062
    @bryanbutcher8062 Před 4 lety +93

    I have watched every episode multiple times over the years. It is classic. My maternal grandfather was an Anglican priest and as a little kid I was fascinated by the black shirts and collars that he wore. They were exactly the same style. He also wore very very very ..... black socks.

    • @loner_wolf6614
      @loner_wolf6614 Před 4 lety +4

      Get offff with that sortaaa thinggg !

    • @cheremichael367
      @cheremichael367 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol, how black? 😂🤣

    • @Willow-wv6cv
      @Willow-wv6cv Před 3 lety +15

      Are you sure they weren't very very very very very dark blue?

    • @Gorboduc
      @Gorboduc Před 9 měsíci +2

      They'll shaft ya every time. 👀

  • @prudencesidecafe2572
    @prudencesidecafe2572 Před 5 lety +60

    The housekeeper is so great.
    I love her.

  • @TheConstitutionalLibertarian

    That was the smartest thing father Ted has ever done. Great ending.

  • @michaelodonoghue7464
    @michaelodonoghue7464 Před 5 lety +100

    My Dad gave Me a £1 to buy an Easter Egg, thinking it would only cost him a few Shilling at most.
    I bought an Egg and Chocolates combination.
    It cost him 19 Shillings and 6 Pence.
    When I got home I handed him the 6 Pence change and Mother the Easter Egg and Chocolates.
    Father was speechless, but couldn't say a word against Me because Mother was Delighted.
    She kept the Chocolates but I got the Egg.
    Best Easter ever.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 4 lety +7

      One time we had a football game when I used to play for a local team. They had a BBQ where they cooked sausages for everyone and were selling them to parents and players, but I was a fussy eater as a kid and was playing so when mum asked if id like one I said no.
      Well, turns out they were no good and literally everyone that went ended up with hella food poisoning. Everyone but me. My sister has an aversion to sausages to this day and for me its just a comical occurrence.
      Best "maybe later" ever.

    • @calvaryapologetics
      @calvaryapologetics Před 3 lety +2

      Thank you for sharing

  • @rebeccahaines9839
    @rebeccahaines9839 Před 5 lety +41

    The on-hold nun has a beautiful voice! I love this episode. "ARNOLD? WHO'S ARNOLD?!"

  • @XIceLitNickX
    @XIceLitNickX Před 7 lety +249

    This episodes always makes me wonder how the show would've been like if the Rugged Island crew got the main roles instead.

    • @lazybelphegore6748
      @lazybelphegore6748 Před 7 lety +65

      Fabian Chiang Not nearly as good! I cant imagine this show being nearly as good without the cast. It's a shame we have so little of Dermot Morgan on video. May he Rest In Peace.

    • @bored.in.california2111
      @bored.in.california2111 Před 5 lety +5

      Actually you never know. A lot of shows have worked wonderfully where some of the most favorite characters were given partial roles. If only the other ones would have interesting stories and good actors I'm sure it would have worked wonderfully. Plus we might have had more seasons of this given the fact, as you guys mentioned, Dermot didn't want do keep doing father Ted and the fact that this show might have been a key factor in his untimely death.

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle Před 5 lety +6

      Put it this way. There's a reason why the principal cast was chosen.

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love Před 4 lety +12

      It almost did go to Father Dick Byrne. He was the original actor they had in mind.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 Před 3 lety +4

      2:40 Father Dick Byrne was a rotten bastard in this episode. He had it coming at 23:07.

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 Před 7 lety +483

    DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN ISLAND!!

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 Před 5 lety +17

      That made me crack! Ahahahahahaah!!!! So there is a reason why Father Jack is ALWAYS so drunk... I had understimate him, until now!

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Před 4 lety +16

      So it turns out he probably never wanted to be a priest, he probably just got drunk and did it by accident

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love Před 4 lety +7

      @@sethleoric2598 So Jack got drunk, Dougal ate enough crisps and Ted.....won it off a scratch ticket...

    • @claytonmurray537
      @claytonmurray537 Před 2 lety

      (Points at Ted) Gobshite!

    • @fearlessnhan
      @fearlessnhan Před měsícem

      11:51 always love replaying this

  • @elleryeggen9678
    @elleryeggen9678 Před 5 lety +23

    Note the portrait @ 11 minutes. It would appear to be a priest with his hand in a toaster! Gotta love Father Ted!

    • @LuchsLater
      @LuchsLater Před 4 lety +8

      That's Matty Hislop, the "Chairman" of the Matty Hislop Cult where the nuns work. Ted explains it a bit earlier, the guy with the kittens in his pocket. It absolutely amazes me that they printed a full size framed painting of him for a 10 second shot.

  • @sevenoctobers7471
    @sevenoctobers7471 Před 2 lety +10

    Props to Rosemary Henderson for playing Sister Assumpta. Comedic timing on point 😆

  • @jacobbrian7950
    @jacobbrian7950 Před 4 lety +111

    11:54 Every morning in Ireland....

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 Před 3 lety +4

      More like 'every morning in an Australian penal camp', but that one doesn't work anymore.

  • @jmckenzie962
    @jmckenzie962 Před 5 lety +37

    This episode is pure comic gold, a timeless classic. Up there with the first episode of Black Books and the first 2 seasons of Monty Python + their films.

  • @glenbirbeck4098
    @glenbirbeck4098 Před 6 lety +19

    Have the Father Ted episodes spiked during the Holy Father's visit to Ireland?? Art from suffering - brilliant series!

  • @markdevonport3274
    @markdevonport3274 Před 2 lety +10

    "I don't know how he did it he must have cheated he must have but he got all his words to say 'useless priests can't say Mass'" lmao

  • @HorrorLover98
    @HorrorLover98 Před 4 lety +21

    Is that it Father? Are you seeing things as they really are at last?
    OH MY GOD!!!!!!

  • @geitmetsik
    @geitmetsik Před 6 lety +45

    12:35 I think this one the best Mrs. Doyle moments! So incredibly funny

    • @Aran-vc7rx
      @Aran-vc7rx Před 5 lety +1

      Yes

    • @donnelisbell9549
      @donnelisbell9549 Před 5 lety +8

      I love how she has no athletic ability just falls off the window sill reminds me of my sister.

  • @coolbreeze1431
    @coolbreeze1431 Před 6 lety +11

    fecking tripping withdrawals were halarious. grand. fantastic episode

  • @Zanza808
    @Zanza808 Před 5 lety +25

    god ive never seen a clock at 5am before XD

  • @rabidbigdog
    @rabidbigdog Před 2 lety +7

    Frank Kelly's character acting in this episode should have received a BAFTA.

  • @hannahl8
    @hannahl8 Před 2 lety +3

    Dougal skipping into the bedroom lol

  • @rerun374
    @rerun374 Před 5 lety +14

    Holy crap lol He's sober!

  • @joshcook4784
    @joshcook4784 Před 6 lety +38

    SOME MADMAN WITTA CROSS

  • @AleeraGorvan
    @AleeraGorvan Před 6 lety +69

    'I'm terribly sorry, I gave that up for Lent' is in fact my favourite standard excuse for avoiding unpleasant offices. Proves immensely effective, for some reason. Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone! x)

  • @the_unded6173
    @the_unded6173 Před 3 lety +9

    15:33 and when someone asks me how my 2021 is going so far:

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle Před 5 lety +41

    I can't help but wonder if that skate was purpose-built for a sight gag.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 4 lety +4

      Funniest thing in the episode, though, and Dougall's face 😂

  • @abfab47
    @abfab47 Před 7 lety +48

    My favourite show of all time

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 Před 6 lety +91

    *Jack:* N-N-N-N-Nan!
    *Ted:* No, it's "nun."
    *Jack:* _NUN?!?_
    _(Father Jack screams in fright and runs for the window, breaking glass as he jumps out.)_
    *Ted:* Bye, Father! _(to Sister Assumpta)_ He's just gone for his walk.
    How funnier can you get?

    • @Higginz1991
      @Higginz1991 Před 5 lety +5

      You watched it too????

    • @actorben
      @actorben Před 4 lety +1

      What is it w/Father Jack & Nuns?

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey Před 4 lety +3

      @@actorben So much untapped history there

  • @romainr4275
    @romainr4275 Před 4 lety +9

    The Irish method of quitting smoking. That works lol

    • @truenorthgames
      @truenorthgames Před rokem

      Yeah nobody straightens out anything like a nun why were all new york cops irish? Hahaha police academy was like catholic school

  • @missuntitledblog
    @missuntitledblog Před 6 lety +44

    I love dougal’s beddings

  • @electricnut8489
    @electricnut8489 Před 2 lety +6

    One of the funniest episodes ever.

  • @jamesparry7174
    @jamesparry7174 Před 4 lety +6

    I thought Fr Ted was funny until I read the subtitles, very funny made me laugh even more...

  • @ASmitty217
    @ASmitty217 Před 4 lety +11

    "Priests?! Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!"

  • @cheremichael367
    @cheremichael367 Před 3 lety +5

    Omg I can't believe I got this in my recommendations! I haven't seen Father Ted in years...one of my favourite shows ever... 💜😂🤣😂

  • @user-ib8je8kz6c
    @user-ib8je8kz6c Před rokem +9

    Father Ted has helped me through many weird times

  • @albatroce2324
    @albatroce2324 Před 4 lety +3

    10:06 what a lovely painting

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 Před 5 lety +10

    It feels like after "I remember!" That there was a deleted scene, something Jack was remembering.

  • @juliana.falcao
    @juliana.falcao Před 6 lety +20

    My favourite episode! Never gets old!

  • @cameronpearce5943
    @cameronpearce5943 Před 2 lety +3

    Lol, I see my phone at 5am every work day XD

  • @gregedgerton3390
    @gregedgerton3390 Před 3 lety +6

    The housekeeper gets my laughs 🤣

  • @davywallis6211
    @davywallis6211 Před 6 lety +69

    chair...curtains...floor....gobshyte !

  • @austinforant4264
    @austinforant4264 Před 5 lety +25

    10:48 200 pounds! I'm not trying to buy cocaine

  • @zordaniaf.awesome8618
    @zordaniaf.awesome8618 Před 7 lety +262

    WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PUT A THUMBS DOWN!!!!!

  • @marykateoshaughnessy4517
    @marykateoshaughnessy4517 Před 4 lety +37

    I feel like I can't watch any of these without seeing comments about 'great British comedy' 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
    Feck sakes lads. It couldn't be any more Irish if it tried!

    • @SunnyDays00
      @SunnyDays00 Před 4 lety +7

      Well it has British actors in it as well and made by Brit studio.

    • @franceskronenwett3539
      @franceskronenwett3539 Před 3 lety +3

      Some people obviously have no concept whatever neither of geography nor history.

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 Před 2 lety +2

      Irish writers, Irish actors, sure. Also produced by a British studio, recorded in London, first broadcast on Channel 4-definitely could have been a little more Irish if it had tried.

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Před rokem

      ​@@martinmills135 Britain stole the profits, why break with tradition 😉🤪

  • @tjlabbee7856
    @tjlabbee7856 Před 4 lety +12

    Just realized father doogle has he-man bed spread... Lol 7:21

  • @SH-ly2tj
    @SH-ly2tj Před 3 lety +7

    Music: Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 62 by Mozart

  • @GM57374
    @GM57374 Před 5 lety +6

    Finally found this show again. Thanks for posting bless you

  • @TheSiobhan12
    @TheSiobhan12 Před 6 lety +11

    My favourite episode EVER!!!! Brilliant stuff!!!! 🤣

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety +4

    Ah, John and Mary's Easter chocolate! This is just what we need to help us forget our cares for a while

  • @sandyanderson623
    @sandyanderson623 Před 4 lety +4

    God bless you!!! Thank you for the video. Amen!!☺️

  • @prakashrao8420
    @prakashrao8420 Před 5 lety +5

    Sacrifice? Arse!!!! Hilarious

  • @franceskronenwett3539
    @franceskronenwett3539 Před 3 lety +5

    I just adore this series.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog Před 6 lety +29

    Sacrifice? Arse!

  • @charityrosewalker3093
    @charityrosewalker3093 Před 4 lety +4

    Thanks for posting these episodes! I like this show a LOT!

  • @johnnycats5157
    @johnnycats5157 Před 4 lety +7

    Does... does he have a He-Man & the Masters of the Universe blanket?

  • @Noises
    @Noises Před 5 lety +23

    0:50 I didn't know the lady who plays Mrs Doyle could sing. (As any good singer will tell you, you have to be able to sing pretty well to pretend to sing that badly.)

    • @AghastRaven
      @AghastRaven Před 5 lety +8

      I think shes better at pretending to jump down from a window sill!!

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker Před 4 lety +2

      Who’s to say she’s pretending?

  • @lerlo
    @lerlo Před 3 lety +4

    7:00 He was hitting the cigarette the wrong way

  • @bartjebartmans
    @bartjebartmans Před 5 lety +9

    The guy who added the subtitles has no clue about Irish slang or even plain English. Gob shite at 12:27 is subtitled as Don't chase.... jeez, share for chair, cartons for curtains and it goes on and on. Eejit.

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 Před 3 lety +7

    I don’t know if anyone has read Misery by Stephen King but my image of the main antagonist was inspired by Sister Assumpta.

  • @howzit5406
    @howzit5406 Před 5 lety +8

    Still the funniest thing on earth, and it will always stay funny

  • @arealhumanbeing4651
    @arealhumanbeing4651 Před rokem +2

    This series is mental. LOVE IT

  • @SunnyAndShare
    @SunnyAndShare Před 4 lety +2

    4:20 Ryan Gosling when you try to feed him cereal.

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 Před 4 lety +4

    Don’t tell me I’m still on that fecking island!

  • @williamacheson3569
    @williamacheson3569 Před 6 lety +92

    Makes me proud to be Irish!

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog Před 6 lety +3

      William Acheson Our lord? Who’s that?

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 Před 5 lety +5

      Always be proud to be Irish

    • @ronancunningham1705
      @ronancunningham1705 Před 4 lety +1

      @Seamus O'Dork From wikipedia The show was pitched directly to the UK's Hat Trick Productions and Channel 4 by the duo, contrary to rumours that RTÉ (the Irish national broadcaster) were originally offered the series but rejected it.
      So what makes you think the Irish refused it?

  • @brujeriadiosa
    @brujeriadiosa Před 7 lety +35

    DRINK! OH, YES!

  • @depitesenate8247
    @depitesenate8247 Před 6 lety +3

    That nine is a savage. Pulled her gun on the modofokaz😂😂😂 laughed so fucking hard

  • @francisjohnson665
    @francisjohnson665 Před 3 lety +4

    Love this show , Father Jack is my favorite.

  • @shaneomight6212
    @shaneomight6212 Před 4 lety +2

    Thank you CZcams for this coming into my recommended, sooooo needed a piss giggle

  • @gordonpeden6234
    @gordonpeden6234 Před 4 lety +5

    Best Fekin' show ever. Thanks Dead Parrot

  • @bbb462cid
    @bbb462cid Před 4 lety +1

    How have I not been watching this for decades now?

  • @michaelcoleman8278
    @michaelcoleman8278 Před 5 lety +7

    Ted ,id like a pop tart! Wouldn't we all!

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 Před 3 lety +2

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @el6700
    @el6700 Před 4 lety +34

    5:15 I watched this on acid and this was terrifying

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Před rokem

      And you came back later and looked up the exact moment just to tell us about it? I don't think so.

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 Před 6 lety +11

    oh good Lord this episode is Soo funny

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones659 Před 2 lety +3

    I love Father Dick Byrne, he's such a meanie...

  • @bryansoft.3628
    @bryansoft.3628 Před rokem +1

    16:18 I just want to take a moment to appreciate the badass duvet of he-man right there

  • @mykehyslop198
    @mykehyslop198 Před rokem +1

    Been there from the beginning.The best sitcom every.

  • @alagass6466
    @alagass6466 Před 3 lety +2

    This was the episode I was looking or, one of my favorites lol.

  • @marcov88
    @marcov88 Před 4 lety +5

    The subtitles on this is so crap ,it’s hilarious

  • @tehnemesis325guy
    @tehnemesis325guy Před 4 lety +2

    @23:10 Dark Souls music plays.
    "Who will cleanse the bastard's curse?"

  • @Mandobird1
    @Mandobird1 Před rokem +2

    It's a toss up for me between this, and the one with Eoin McLove (Night of the Nearly Dead), as the funniest episode.

  • @MWorsa
    @MWorsa Před 5 lety +14

    She’s been eating chocolate!

  • @user-ck5ho3di2o
    @user-ck5ho3di2o Před 6 měsíci

    Mrs Doyle describing the sex act, could not stop laughing,

  • @andrewfreeman9437
    @andrewfreeman9437 Před 4 lety +6

    I wonder if that Rollerblade prop was ever used again

    • @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368
      @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 Před rokem

      Probably they had one laying around the studio from another show or commercial and then wrote it into the episode.

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Před rokem +1

      There are massive prop houses that rent props to different studios, or productions. You can actually rent a cigarette suit, a pint glass suit & a giant rollerblade at the same time!

  • @mikemurdoch9882
    @mikemurdoch9882 Před 4 lety +2

    bloody brilliant, thx for sharing

  • @moonlit6311
    @moonlit6311 Před 5 lety +3

    This show reminds me of The Young Ones. I love it!!🍷

  • @momomo768
    @momomo768 Před rokem

    Any episode with father furlong is amazing lol

  • @MOOMOO2728
    @MOOMOO2728 Před 6 lety +21

    2018 still loving and watching father ted. Where was this filmed

    • @PreacherAtArrakeen
      @PreacherAtArrakeen Před 5 lety +6

      externals, the Burren, Ireland. Internals in London studio.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 4 lety +1

      @@PreacherAtArrakeen missed a good opportunity to just say "Ted's house"

    • @PreacherAtArrakeen
      @PreacherAtArrakeen Před 4 lety +2

      @@swine13 FECK OFF! Lol. We had tea at Fr. Ted's place a couple of years ago (you used to be able to book a time, doubt it now). We (my wife and I) also shot a video of us doing 'My Lovely Horse' with my guitar very out of tune.

  • @RobbofromCronulla
    @RobbofromCronulla Před 5 lety +3

    Fek! Drink! Girls! Doesn't get old.

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz Před 3 lety +4

    The cross hitting Ted in the head!

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist Před 6 lety +4

    God bless Father Ted and cifarettes

  • @davidmason192
    @davidmason192 Před 5 lety +3

    Before the ice bucket challenge lol

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz Před 3 lety +1

    The smoke lol!

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 Před 4 lety +2

    When all my hangovers caught up with me I had a massive seizure and almost died

  • @mjproebstle
    @mjproebstle Před 5 lety +2

    first time seeing this genius. brilliant!

  • @user-vp5py5eo8x
    @user-vp5py5eo8x Před 4 lety +2

    Jack's face at 5:25 😂

  • @TheMDJ2000
    @TheMDJ2000 Před 3 lety +3

    This is hilarious! Will we ever see its like again?

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 Před 6 lety +8

    ARNOLD!!? WHO'S ARNOLD!!?

  • @shamanmermaidblackdragon
    @shamanmermaidblackdragon Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you and me and my kids grew up watching this....🤩🤫🤭🤔🤗

  • @the_unded6173
    @the_unded6173 Před 3 lety +1

    11:27 when someone asks me how my 2020 went!!