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  • čas přidán 15. 08. 2024

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  • @thadtuiol1717
    @thadtuiol1717 Před 4 lety +212

    "You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning" Haha, this show had some great absurd lines!

    • @blackhatfreak
      @blackhatfreak Před 2 lety

      Racist

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 Před 2 lety +10

      @@blackhatfreak “Jungle” as in the 90s music genre. Remember, it isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after.

    • @colleenhenry8022
      @colleenhenry8022 Před 2 lety +5

      The song is Limb by limb by Cutty Ranks

    • @muldie101
      @muldie101 Před 23 dny

      @@colleenhenry8022 thank you good man!

  • @thebreakfastmenu
    @thebreakfastmenu Před 3 lety +65

    "I really shouldn't be here" killed me

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk Před 4 lety +93

    “A shower of bastards.” That line is straight brilliance.

    • @datgrrl5698
      @datgrrl5698 Před rokem

      Asherah...the word is Asherah...knowledge is free, get some...

  • @pluguts0198
    @pluguts0198 Před 3 lety +25

    Calling Father Larry Duff is my favourite recurring gag.

  • @mattsilvester9984
    @mattsilvester9984 Před 5 lety +68

    I love the bit at the end during the credits with the fight at the sports day, and Dougal's sly kick before running away.

    • @javen69
      @javen69 Před 5 lety +6

      Sports day looks absolutely hilarious, wish they would have made an episode of it.

    • @DogbiteW
      @DogbiteW Před 3 lety +1

      @@javen69 Upper Class Twits in Black.

  • @ystadcop6935
    @ystadcop6935 Před 7 lety +228

    Brilliant. I used to go up to the pub to watch this as I didn't have a telly. The old boys were hesitant to laugh as it took the piss out of the Church, some of them wanted it switched off. But as the weeks went by it became very popular, possibly on a Monday? Can't remember. (East Cork).

    • @TheChaotiCake
      @TheChaotiCake Před 4 lety +15

      That's awesome. This is such a good show, I feel sorry for anybody who doesn't enjoy it.

    • @jjcale539
      @jjcale539 Před 4 lety +4

      Enjoyed the whole series...greetings from South Africa

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat Před 4 lety +4

      @Moogie B - settle petal

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 Před rokem +1

      The Church does a lot of good things, but it's alright to have a laugh every once in a while. If you can't make some fun of an institution, there are bigger problems.

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 4 lety +22

    I dare say, but that was the best "Go on" in the entire series.

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp Před 3 lety +29

    "He lost the use of his ears"
    "He's deaf?"
    "No, he just lost the use of his ears, he used to be able to wiggle them"

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx Před 5 lety +62

    I always crack up laughing at the end when the lights turn off in the home and then the jungle music starts playing.

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 Před rokem

      he is truly an inspiration to us all

  • @hey_gorjeuss
    @hey_gorjeuss Před 2 lety +20

    20:06 the posh priest always gets me 🤣
    'I really shouldn't be here'

  • @jazzcat8786
    @jazzcat8786 Před 7 lety +348

    A racehorse named Divorce Referendum being bet on by an Irish priest; the writers for this show were geniuses😂😂😂😂

    • @hmm2928
      @hmm2928 Před 6 lety +6

      Jazz Cat 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elviramadigan5296
      @elviramadigan5296 Před 6 lety +19

      u flippin flippin flipper!!!!

    • @Scirus10
      @Scirus10 Před 5 lety +17

      DISASTER FOR DIVORCE REFERENDUM

    • @blackadder194
      @blackadder194 Před 3 lety +6

      top quality writing, agreed!

    • @krandom9283
      @krandom9283 Před 3 lety +13

      First watched this 95-96 whilst living in Yorkshire, after a hard Weekend's clubbing in Leeds off me face on shite loads of ecstasy.... Watching it again now on a phone whilst sat on the toilet 🚽 in Sarawak, Borneo, South East Asia... God really does move in mysterious ways, bit like my bowels.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal Před 5 lety +73

    "No, Dougal, it's not morning!" 😂😂😂

  • @calprimo11
    @calprimo11 Před 6 lety +28

    I've watched them all several times and, though it is a hard call, this episode has to be one of the best.

  • @Retailman100
    @Retailman100 Před 7 lety +92

    NO ONE fecks with Father Jack!

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 Před 6 lety +106

    Of all the times I wanted to see Father Jack knock someone through a window...

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier Před 2 lety +58

    Father Stack is the most evil and terrifying character I’ve ever seen in a series.

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 Před rokem +2

      *plays jungle music at 3 in the morning*

    • @BillyTheKidsGhost
      @BillyTheKidsGhost Před 9 měsíci

      It's a very accurate depiction of narcissistic personality disorder. I don't know if it was intentional, but it should be used as a textbook case.

  • @Billinois78
    @Billinois78 Před 2 lety +6

    "Like I said the last time, it won't happen again" - Dougal

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx Před 5 lety +31

    The final part is hilarious when the lights go out and the jungle music starts playing

    • @Cwmbran1984
      @Cwmbran1984 Před 5 lety +4

      Aran 999999999 ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS.........GOODNIGHT FATHERS.........
      Jungle music plays🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joecheif3080
      @joecheif3080 Před rokem

      This episode sparked my interest in heavy dancehall lol

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 Před 6 lety +26

    aww I wanted to see Mrs Doyle outsmart his arse and father Jack to set him straight

  • @brianc1995
    @brianc1995 Před 5 lety +49

    RIP Brendan Grace, Will always remember him for this episode and especially when he said “goodbye girls, pair of wankers”

  • @Noises
    @Noises Před 5 lety +18

    22:30 Dougal Maguire with the slipper of shame 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MsBizzyGurl
    @MsBizzyGurl Před 3 lety +9

    The music! How did they ever choose it? 😆

  • @student702
    @student702 Před 4 lety +12

    "Ahhh would'ja lookit him there with 'is heairy hands!!!"

  • @samvidas9599
    @samvidas9599 Před 4 lety +7

    The little laugh in Dermot's voice at 19:44 makes me happy

  • @charlesgring8560
    @charlesgring8560 Před 5 lety +34

    He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.....

    • @TheTsar1918
      @TheTsar1918 Před 3 lety

      Pining for the fijords? What kind of talk is that?

  • @BOLLOCKS1968
    @BOLLOCKS1968 Před rokem +2

    The scene at Saint Claberts with the torch 😂 arse , feck, girls, drink. One of the best!

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 Před 2 lety +2

    My Sister who passed last year October, she loved them, Father Dougal is hilarious

  • @racemellpabillore2364
    @racemellpabillore2364 Před 4 lety +14

    Thanks to my Irish boyfriend who introduced this to me! It hurts my tummy too much from laughing 😂

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 Před rokem +1

    If I ever visit Ireland, I'm gonna walk around playing this song at full volume at 3 in the morning on a ghettoblaster as well

  • @patricioeltoro1985
    @patricioeltoro1985 Před 4 lety +8

    Brendan Grace was brilliant in that episode R.I.P🇮🇪☘

  • @oisinom697
    @oisinom697 Před 4 lety +12

    RIP Brendan Grace, Dermot Morgan and Frank Kelly

  • @AfridiZindabad
    @AfridiZindabad Před 5 lety +15

    I realized that none of those sports players were wearing shorts as Finton Stack said they were

  • @dalemcilwain
    @dalemcilwain Před 4 lety +9

    R.I.P. Brendan Grace aka Father Stack 1951-2019

  • @polsick
    @polsick Před rokem +3

    What's the track that father Stack is blasting, that's catchy 😛

  • @MichaelAarons1701
    @MichaelAarons1701 Před rokem +3

    What an anticlimactic ending. Just sitting there waiting for Jack to bring the wrath of Hackett upon Stack and he just gets the hairy hands from doing nothing really much but sit back in Jack’s chair, then it’s off with him with a simple scene change and expository dialogue. The bastard had it coming too.😤

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid Před 6 měsíci

    11:17 Jack's goblin chuckling right here was gold. He really was just a senile menace to society.

  • @thehungrylittlenihilist

    The hairy hands joke is so subtle but so funny

  • @galesito1733
    @galesito1733 Před 2 lety +2

    "I've been drinking like a mad eejit"

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 Před 2 lety +2

    I used to attend Catholic school in Jamaica West Indies, St Francis of Assisi Primary, I remember the nuns and the priests!

  • @batgirl.with.glasses5281
    @batgirl.with.glasses5281 Před 6 lety +3

    "Go on and get that in your head, ya dirty feckers" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @melissabeverly285
    @melissabeverly285 Před 2 lety +2

    I've watched every episode numerous times, have them all on DVD and always laugh. Just brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico7377 Před 4 lety +2

    Every moment is brilliant but the first 6mins. My gosh seen it hundred times it's insanely funny

  • @andrearenee7845
    @andrearenee7845 Před 4 lety +9

    Yes indeed. Watching this during the COVID-19 almost feels like a good sin. I love it. Thank you...

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Před rokem +2

    Father Jack is my spirit animal.

  • @lleaves
    @lleaves Před 2 lety +3

    God I love this show, every episode! This is one the best. I hope I haven't seen all of them.

  • @christopherbuckley5929
    @christopherbuckley5929 Před 4 lety +5

    21:01 genuinely the funniest father Ted moment

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 Před 3 lety +4

    Father Stack, the only priest I know whose parish is the 9th level of Hell. 👿

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 4 lety +15

    19:59 - 20:12 is one of Father Ted's funniest moments.

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 Před 2 lety +1

    The final part of the end credits. The lights turn off and the jungle music starts playing

  • @lacymcduffie1684
    @lacymcduffie1684 Před 7 lety +23

    So, in reality Father Stack would have been asked find a new calling in life, right? lol. More than that, wouldn't he want to?

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 Před 5 lety +18

      Youre missing the whole point of why this series is hilarious, because half the priests wouldn't even be priests if it were reality, that's why its farce and not reality.

    • @lukelambert6245
      @lukelambert6245 Před 5 lety +3

      Bezza Derbane they would be too good for priesthood

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 6 lety +12

    11:23 Great acting by Dermot.

  • @CoolDudeClem
    @CoolDudeClem Před 4 lety +3

    This episode speaks to me as I have a neighbor just like this.

  • @zetsu8080
    @zetsu8080 Před 6 lety +12

    Best fkn show

  • @mykehyslop198
    @mykehyslop198 Před rokem

    "Drink,arse,girls,feck"! I love it !
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 7 lety +10

    19:59 One of the funniest moments.

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist Před 6 lety +8

    genius show

  • @iconoclast137
    @iconoclast137 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "very bad around strangers and people he knew"

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove Před rokem

    "FECK!"
    "ARSE!"
    "DRINK!"
    "GERLS!"
    _"I really shouldn't be here!"_
    This show is so brilliant in so many ways!

  • @momsaidicould
    @momsaidicould Před 6 lety +11

    21:03 priceless

  • @MatthewLee-fo3me
    @MatthewLee-fo3me Před 6 lety +5

    While the ending works fine, I was really hoping to see Jack deliver a karmic smack down on Stack. You can feck with Ted and Dougal, but when you try to feck with Jack, especially his drink, you're gonna get fucked.

    • @MichaelAarons1701
      @MichaelAarons1701 Před rokem +1

      Same here. I could have sworn when I rewatched this one after a year or two had gone by, that I remembered him doing so. Seems kinda anticlimactic Stack just catches the fur hands and it’s off to the home between a scene change…

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 5 lety +3

    Father Jack sounds as if he's being tortured at 21:03.

  • @drgrockster
    @drgrockster Před 5 lety +2

    this is the best FT episode ever.

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 Před 2 lety +1

    She loved this Episode!!

  • @TravisLoneWolfWalsh
    @TravisLoneWolfWalsh Před 4 lety +5

    DRINK!!!

  • @dddux
    @dddux Před 5 lety +3

    It's mildly entertaining, but you need that every once in a while.

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx Před 5 lety +2

    One of my favorite episodes

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 Před 2 lety +2

    They all play their roles so convincingly that each time father jack appears on the screen, i get grossed out and a little nauseated..
    I want to yell at ted that he is a bad priest, too, for how much lying he does(more than for his stealing tendencies). But i wanna congradulate him on the reserves of patience he exhibits towards Dougan. I know that guy would have rendered me rabbid with frustration. And for how kindly he treats his younger protégé, he is a good man.

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 Před 2 lety +1

    Loved his look!!😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😆😆😆

  • @bermudasbeast2302
    @bermudasbeast2302 Před rokem

    Father Walton looks like an old version of Hagrid

  • @sinnlygormes9089
    @sinnlygormes9089 Před rokem

    I hope that I make it to heaven and God will have more episodes of father ted for me to watch this show now and growing up makes me happy no matter what is going on in my life I have watched it again and again and always laugh and smile

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 Před 3 lety +1

    9:03 - 9:14 Puerto Rican neighbors be like.

  • @catherinereyes8924
    @catherinereyes8924 Před 4 lety +1

    The radio announcer for the race sounded like dougal

  • @michaeloreilly6289
    @michaeloreilly6289 Před 4 lety +2

    R.I.P. Brendan Grace 😪😪😪

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle Před 5 lety +3

    There's really nothing like it.

  • @vincitveritas3872
    @vincitveritas3872 Před 4 lety +2

    Should do a Fr Larry Duff series

  • @gui18bif
    @gui18bif Před 2 lety +3

    FECK! ARSE!

  • @JamalGleeson
    @JamalGleeson Před 4 lety +2

    Anyone know if the music he plays on the boombox? Is it a real track or album or was just made up for the show.

    • @blablabla2530
      @blablabla2530 Před 3 lety

      Dancehall music

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 Před 2 lety +1

      went and checked on Shazam:
      “Limb by Limb“ by Cutty Ranks, DJ Ss remix
      “The Way (VIP mix)“ by DJ Taktix

  • @tempestvideos9834
    @tempestvideos9834 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Drink! Feck! Arse! Gurls!

  • @rastewart100
    @rastewart100 Před 2 lety +2

    18:51 A typical Irish retirement home.

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 Před rokem

    10:04 : was that supposed to be in the song or Father Stack xD

  • @p.v.b533
    @p.v.b533 Před 3 lety

    fantastic episode

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa Před 5 lety +10

    14:49 Hey at least these young fellows are adults. That's an improvement to what some real life Catholic priests like.

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 Před 3 lety +1

    We’re all going to Heaven, lads, way!

  • @rerun374
    @rerun374 Před 5 lety +4

    Why do they sleep together if there is a spare room?

    • @emilyrobbins3238
      @emilyrobbins3238 Před 4 lety +19

      Because poor Dougal gets nightmares sleeping alone

  • @thejoyfulartist4317
    @thejoyfulartist4317 Před 2 lety

    This show is what vatican 2 is like hahahah

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 Před 2 lety

    R.i.p brendan grace LEGEND

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant

  • @reakvprogame650
    @reakvprogame650 Před 5 lety +37

    Even 20 years on nothing as funny since. Nice effort with IT crowd but still not as original as this

    • @sstephkate86
      @sstephkate86 Před 5 lety +11

      Did you try black books?

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat Před 4 lety

      . 😊 Hated Black Books and never heard of IT Crowd. Watched Father Ted back in the day, and loving it again this Easter weekend

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 5 lety

    21:03 LOL

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 Před 2 lety

    I am Anglican, (Episcopalian) but we went because back then it was free

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier Před 2 lety

    “I really shouldn’t be here.”

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog Před 4 lety +4

    So, they turn to werewolves?

  • @gangpodcast1591
    @gangpodcast1591 Před 5 lety

    My name is Fintan too lol

  • @mullistannen
    @mullistannen Před rokem

    every ten seconds theres an other unique sequence .... :)

  • @MzuMzu-nx1em
    @MzuMzu-nx1em Před 4 lety +1

    Where is father jack?

  • @CoolDudeClem
    @CoolDudeClem Před 3 lety

    Here, what's the meaning blocking these in the UK, DP? Fortunately I have ways of getting round that but I shouldn't have to.

    • @deepaksaxena7417
      @deepaksaxena7417 Před 3 lety

      I think because Channel 4 did not give then the rights in the UK.

  • @jadethornton7975
    @jadethornton7975 Před 4 lety +1

    17:56 it says 00:17:59,124 --> 00:17:60,420.... what does that mean. is it a code of some sort? :P

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Před 3 lety +1

      I don't know what you are on about?

  • @5gx673
    @5gx673 Před 3 měsíci

    Does Brendan Grace double as the stage 12 priest? Looks like him

  • @audreymcknight
    @audreymcknight Před rokem

    spiders are really nutritious. hope ted ate it