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  • Father Dougal takes over the role of milkman after the priests get the regular milkman fired, but the former milkman gets the last laugh.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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Komentáře • 310

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 Před 5 lety +216

    I love that Ted sits down with a cup of tea rather than get cleaned up and change.

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 Před 3 lety +9

      First things first xD

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 Před 2 lety +2

      @@christianloper9483 Mrs Doyle would be so fucking proud of her boys on this.

  • @golu_badbola
    @golu_badbola Před 5 lety +221

    Milkman: *breathes*
    Mrs. Doyle: _laughs maniacally like the witch from Wizard of Oz_

  • @TheLennonette
    @TheLennonette Před 5 lety +268

    Dougal passing out from the sheer loudness of the passing truck is simply one of the finest moments of this brilliant show. Gets me every time!

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 Před 3 lety +4

      Might be the funniest moment in any TV show, let alone this genius one

    • @tyrotrainer765
      @tyrotrainer765 Před 3 lety +11

      @@SuperJNG18 The brick right at the end. Icing on the cake.

    • @Lotsolov4u
      @Lotsolov4u Před rokem

      That's exactly why came here just now 😂😂😂

  • @wendygillissen
    @wendygillissen Před 2 lety +72

    ''Those women were in the nip!'' gets me every time. One of my favorite episodes of a classic show. I can watch it time and time again. It never gets old.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog Před 6 lety +260

    ‘Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box?’
    I am dead.

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick Před 6 lety +151

    A literal *brick* joke in three beats then the slapstick payoff at the end, close on the heels of the little black square on the front window from two episodes ago that later dropped perfectly into the script as Hitler's mustache. Brilliant writing in the way they cover so many textbook comedy tropes in the show.

  • @jackmurphy6864
    @jackmurphy6864 Před 2 lety +50

    "Unless it's UHT milk. But there's no demand for that because it's shite." 😂 Pure Irish quote lol

  • @whitewarrior4777
    @whitewarrior4777 Před 6 lety +280

    The unnecessary boxes in the middle of the road is hilarious.

    • @Jchathe
      @Jchathe Před 6 lety +4

      Very Starsky and Hutch LOL

    • @rilmar2137
      @rilmar2137 Před 4 lety +7

      If I'm not mistaken, in some Polish soap opera they killed off one of the characters by having them drive into some cardboard boxes on the road...

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson Před 2 lety +8

      ...And then Ted just stacks them in a perfect pyramid, in the other lane...

    • @toastman1992
      @toastman1992 Před 2 lety +6

      And then just drives right through them anyway

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 Před 2 lety +3

      I mean, it’s the same comedy trope as Adam West’s Batman trying to throw the big bomb into the river but noooooo there are innocent ducks there.

  • @reidkeevers
    @reidkeevers Před 5 lety +240

    THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP

  • @TheConstitutionalLibertarian

    This had to be the best episode of Father Ted. It's my favorite.

    • @ridethelapras
      @ridethelapras Před 5 lety +10

      Robert Willis
      It's a close contender with Tentacles of Doom.

    • @justyna8156
      @justyna8156 Před 5 lety +10

      "Christmassy Ted" is the leader as far as I'm concerned.

    • @get-the-joke
      @get-the-joke Před 4 lety +19

      Certainly the best part of the Speed series.

    • @brinkybrinkz
      @brinkybrinkz Před 4 lety +6

      All episodes were great!

    • @brinkybrinkz
      @brinkybrinkz Před 4 lety +3

      My favorites are the episodes with the father who always has bad luck! Lol!

  • @Enbix
    @Enbix Před 4 lety +53

    5:43 "well Ted, I'm very cynical, as you know"

  • @Elizabethloveit93
    @Elizabethloveit93 Před 3 lety +43

    I love how Ted fuss over Dougal before delivering those milk, it's funny and adorable. They act like Father and Son 😂♥️

  • @justyna8156
    @justyna8156 Před 5 lety +55

    Seems like Pat Mustard has been delivering more than dairy products. 💎😂

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk Před 4 lety +50

    At 14:11, damn she has a great pair! She could feed a village with what she has. Well done! 😃

  • @patrickobrien7681
    @patrickobrien7681 Před 3 lety +42

    Series is near 25 years old, watched copious times (can near recite this episode word for word) yet still makes me laugh.

  • @OnyxVenator
    @OnyxVenator Před 7 lety +132

    the mere fact that this episode is called speed 3 has me dying! XD

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 Před 6 lety +7

      Funny enough, Ardal O'Hanlon appeared with Dennis Hopper on The Graham Norton Show.

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 Před 2 lety +2

      It also makes sense in the episode’s context because the Magic Bomb Number this time around is 4 mph instead of 50.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 4 lety +36

    Speed 3 is without a doubt one of the best episodes of Father Ted.

  • @Bee-ih5uy
    @Bee-ih5uy Před 2 lety +12

    When Mrs. Doyle slyly removes one of the photos from the table! Lol!

    • @paulmayer6715
      @paulmayer6715 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Prior to that, she was ironing the curtains. Took me a while to catch that.

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 Před rokem +6

    "There's a bomb on the milk float!"
    "Right, who's that for?"

  • @ASmitty217
    @ASmitty217 Před 2 lety +10

    Best episode of the series by far!!!
    "Another mass?! That's our best idea?!"

  • @ximoruiz7199
    @ximoruiz7199 Před 5 lety +21

    That tractor showing up with them saying mass... that man bargaining for the kids photos.... hilarious!!!!!!!

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 Před 3 lety +16

    This is exactly the kind of high drama that's missing from today's television 😂

  • @joetie7516
    @joetie7516 Před 7 lety +82

    "Ted you forgot your brick! PUT IT BACK!!"

  • @jlizamavera
    @jlizamavera Před rokem +11

    2023 and still enjoying Father Ted.😊

  • @YukoValis
    @YukoValis Před 4 lety +35

    such a great episode. My favorite part is dougal in the car.
    Dougal: "I turned it up as loud as I can. At this level you can hear a pi..."
    *truck passes by and uses its horn*
    Dougal: *convulses*

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 4 lety +23

    While this isn't my favorite episode of this show (not because it's bad, but there's too many good ones), the rolling Mass gag is hands-down the funniest joke in the series for me.

    • @Besat
      @Besat Před 6 měsíci +2

      Is there ANYTHING to be said for saying another mass?

  • @Hal0_The_Synth
    @Hal0_The_Synth Před 3 lety +5

    The way dougal goes down after the truck goes past a fully turned up microphone always cracks me up!

  • @shaneupham705
    @shaneupham705 Před 5 lety +87

    When all hope is lost and all else fails have another mass

    • @DogbiteW
      @DogbiteW Před 3 lety +1

      But lower your voice to a mass murmur.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog Před 7 lety +88

    I LOVE MY BRICK!

  • @sharroon7574
    @sharroon7574 Před 2 lety +10

    Mrs Doyle's laugh is really something.

  • @el6178
    @el6178 Před 4 lety +27

    Everyone who loves Father Ted should join a big travelling group to Ireland !☺

    • @el6178
      @el6178 Před 4 lety +4

      @Jesus Defender Down with that sort of thing..

    • @el6178
      @el6178 Před 4 lety +3

      We 'll be like the grannies in the poetry contest episode.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 2 lety +1

      @@el6178 Careful Now!

  • @writeract2
    @writeract2 Před 4 lety +11

    i love mrs. doyle's mint green outfit - you go Mrs. Doyle.

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo Před 4 lety +10

    Still one of the best episodes of any series I have ever seen...

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx Před 5 lety +12

    Pat mustard in the phone booth with the explosive milk float slowly coming toward him.

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 Před 5 lety +20

    funniest sitcom ever, and the funniest episode of them all. just never gets old

  • @99mrpogi
    @99mrpogi Před 4 lety +10

    Lol. Pat mustard wearing sunglasses at night

  • @AMStationEngineer
    @AMStationEngineer Před 4 lety +11

    I saw this show, 'first run, on a bootleg PAL VHS tape, during the summer of '98'; if memory serves, between 17:20, and 17:22, the original series actually showed almost three seconds of a manure spreader - preceding the 'mobile altar'.
    I made damn sure the converted copy was in the VCR, when our priest came for 'block collection', that August.
    I didn't even need to cue this one. Had I had the gumption to press "play", I would have shot myself "Russian Roulette - style, with Mrs. Doyle's box". I wish that my Irish-born (County Donegal) and raised grandmother, the quintessential Catholic, would've lived another five years - just to experience Father Ted.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle Před 5 lety +16

    Clearly Mustard's sex appeal was contingent on being a milkman.

  • @amithande770
    @amithande770 Před 4 lety +45

    Even though dougal was stupid and irritate ted most of the time , ted really care about him like a father

    • @tojoinbobdylan
      @tojoinbobdylan Před 2 lety +7

      Bc Dougal is just a real sweet guy

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 Před rokem

      U sayin we some kind of Father Ted and shit?
      Dayum

  • @happyheadteach4242
    @happyheadteach4242 Před 5 lety +22

    RIP Pat Mustard !

  • @astralpowers
    @astralpowers Před 7 lety +107

    This is the best Speed of the trilogy especially since there's no Sandra Bullock!

  • @gittebjerrebraae8382
    @gittebjerrebraae8382 Před 3 lety +8

    Dermot's slapstick was stellar in this episode

  • @jasonsmith4330
    @jasonsmith4330 Před 2 lety +5

    So many good jokes in a row. I mean the writing was done so well and they had a great cast delivering it all, and like this episodes even the guest stars did a great job.

  • @BlueMHart
    @BlueMHart Před 3 lety +6

    If there was some way to forget that I had ever seen this episode and watch it all over again for the first time, I would gladly take it. Probably my second favorite after the Christmas episode.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif Před 2 lety +2

      I have just watched this for the first time and i feel the same!

  • @SamuelKristopher
    @SamuelKristopher Před 7 lety +80

    Thanks for the upload. Favourite series ever.

    • @AbsoluteJokes
      @AbsoluteJokes  Před 7 lety +14

      You're welcome, we've got many more great UK comedy shows coming including Spaced, Smack The Pony and Popetown (which started 3 days ago)

    • @21anusha
      @21anusha Před 7 lety +4

      Samuel Kristopher
      keeping up appearances ??

    • @Miggydmachine
      @Miggydmachine Před 6 lety +1

      Samuel Kristopher is this free

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog Před 6 lety +3

      Miguel Martinez Nope. Please pay me $100. Thanks!

  • @ConnorJara
    @ConnorJara Před 11 měsíci +1

    As a kid i found it hilarious how Pat Mustard was talking shite over the phone all day and night to the Father. This was the best episode!

  • @ProjectLingka
    @ProjectLingka Před 6 lety +13

    I like how the numbera on the odometer don't change

  • @RaineQi
    @RaineQi Před 6 lety +26

    Thank you Brian, Nogla and Mini

    • @RCARD-pz2et
      @RCARD-pz2et Před 6 lety +2

      Neal Rainer Chio we are here for the same reason

  • @murman6140
    @murman6140 Před rokem +2

    Possibly the best 30 minutes of comedy ever written!

  • @1954crc
    @1954crc Před 10 měsíci +2

    I laughed my butt off at 14:00 to 14:45. Those 2 women in the nip were expecting Pat Mustard. Surprise,it's Dougal.

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist Před 6 lety +72

    not enough episodes of this show :(

    • @D3w10n
      @D3w10n Před 5 lety +5

      Well, if you dont master necromancy, we dont have an option xD

    • @lukelambert6245
      @lukelambert6245 Před 5 lety +7

      Adding father ted to the list...
      Jesus
      Elvis
      Father Tedd

    • @AMStationEngineer
      @AMStationEngineer Před 5 lety +8

      Father Jack is with them (now), too; arse biscuits!

  • @jockbeems4798
    @jockbeems4798 Před 4 lety +7

    he actually wore a suit covered in vomit seemingly without a thought about changing cloths! awesome...

  • @venom-wolverine9051
    @venom-wolverine9051 Před 4 lety +15

    How Ted just sits there with a gallon of vomit all over him with a cup of milk tea..

  • @em23
    @em23 Před 6 lety +64

    speed 3 > speed 2

  • @Dickens58
    @Dickens58 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Absurdist comedy at its very best. The part with the boxes is classic. Plus the way all the themes are woven together is amazing.

  • @risabnormus
    @risabnormus Před 4 lety +16

    Gonna be honest, this episode is pretty cute and wholesome 🤣

  • @tomnguyen9159
    @tomnguyen9159 Před 5 lety +6

    Pat, watch out. The milk van with bombs is coming to you. Oh no, he got his AirPods on. Oh God, oh fuck.

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo Před 4 lety +7

    One of the best written episodes of the show!

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 Před 3 lety +4

    I don't know if there's any moment, in any work, in any form of media, as funny as Dougal's ears getting blown out while they're spying on Pat Mustard.

  • @adamwade43
    @adamwade43 Před 5 lety +5

    Mrs. Gleason needs to shave that thing LOL
    I love this episode

  • @Kmcali76
    @Kmcali76 Před rokem +1

    Dougal shouting and tearing off that uniform....."I'm a priest!" 🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣

  • @ETphonehome123
    @ETphonehome123 Před 4 lety +5

    That was by far the BEST...Irish humor, like I know & 💗

  • @K._Oss
    @K._Oss Před 4 měsíci +2

    Pat Mustard looks like the personification of a heart attack.

  • @BillyWilliam-py5kg
    @BillyWilliam-py5kg Před rokem +5

    14:06 wow Huge 😁😘

  • @amysanchez3699
    @amysanchez3699 Před 3 lety +4

    I'm imagining all comments with an Irish accent. It's fecking great.

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 Před 5 lety +8

    The funniest episode of father ted

  • @amandareusser6121
    @amandareusser6121 Před 4 lety +6

    One of my absolute favorite episodes!!!

  • @djnesado9822
    @djnesado9822 Před 6 lety +10

    Too much funny stuff to quote in this lmfao

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 6 lety +15

    0:43 "AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!" He walks in covered in Dougal's vomit.

    • @xenohtype
      @xenohtype Před 5 lety

      Daniel Williamson ... It wasn’t Dougal’s, it was the babies’.

    • @maximillianford9301
      @maximillianford9301 Před 5 lety +11

      @@xenohtype no mate it was Dougal's. The joke is that in most situations you'd expect it to be from the babies, but Dougal's just like a little kid and gets way too excited.

  • @beauryan101
    @beauryan101 Před 6 měsíci

    This episode is the one that always stays in my mind from this show when I first watched it

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Před 6 lety +19

    This is one of the best episodes of Father Ted: 0:48 1:24 2:07 2:53 2:59 5:21 6:19 8:29 9:16 9:28 11:30 12:01 12:23 12:33 12:41 12:56 13:39 14:36 15:32 16:30 16:49 21:16 21:22 21:50 22:06 22:29 23:28 and 24:18 LOL

  • @Tragamin06
    @Tragamin06 Před 3 lety +7

    lol dead parrot casually renaming all the episodes

  • @gav7256
    @gav7256 Před 6 lety +32

    AAAAH FECK IT!!

  • @Protoman888
    @Protoman888 Před 5 lety +6

    In the bright constellation of Father Ted, this particular star twinkles brightest.

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 Před 5 lety

      Protoman888 kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is great as well

  • @bored.in.california2111
    @bored.in.california2111 Před 5 lety +13

    Is there ANYTHING to be said about saying another MASS?

  • @hiimterry2009
    @hiimterry2009 Před 4 lety +6

    "Was it definitely Mrs. Doyle?" I fell out of my chair.

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz Před 4 lety +1

    Dougal when the truck lays on the horn. Lol!

  • @moegardner1
    @moegardner1 Před 6 lety +12

    This is my favorite episode

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 Před 5 lety +1

      Moe Gardner ,kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is equally as funny

  • @simonthomson217
    @simonthomson217 Před 4 lety +6

    Great line about the UHT milk being shite!

  • @ryanocarroll6426
    @ryanocarroll6426 Před 3 lety +7

    Pat Mustard said he fought in Vietnam.
    What was his rank, colonel?

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe he was in the closet with the candlestick not Ho Chi Minh.

    • @WoofDawgmann
      @WoofDawgmann Před 2 lety +1

      @@cityhawk It was in the kitchen. And how can it be Colonel Mustard? *You* have Colonel Mustard. You showed it to me earlier.

  • @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
    @Bullet-Tooth-Tony- Před 2 lety +3

    My favourite Father Ted episode 🤣

  • @yeoseotidle2290
    @yeoseotidle2290 Před 2 lety +1

    6:36 Dougal’s reaction and delivery is the best

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx Před 5 lety +5

    The towering inferno was a big building that caught fire

  • @googelle7555
    @googelle7555 Před 3 lety +2

    -_- ...
    ... O_O
    "Those women were in the nip!"
    lol

  • @nirvanaofmonkasar1107
    @nirvanaofmonkasar1107 Před 6 lety +19

    Thank you dead parrot for the uploads.can you upload The IT crowd please?

  • @gtrman9706
    @gtrman9706 Před 5 lety +5

    Brilliant writing, brilliant series.

  • @patrickcraig6032
    @patrickcraig6032 Před 7 lety +8

    Thanks,still laughing.

  • @djnesado9822
    @djnesado9822 Před 6 lety +9

    Thank you Daithi, Craig, and Brian

  • @midwest9757
    @midwest9757 Před 5 lety +13

    Young Banger!!!!

  • @eddievhfan1984
    @eddievhfan1984 Před 7 lety +5

    Textbook brick joke. Classic.

  • @tomnguyen9159
    @tomnguyen9159 Před 5 lety +24

    mass table carried by a tractor? catholic pride

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi Před 4 lety

      And Ted has hired two other priests

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi Před 4 lety

      And carrying 3 people

  • @RejectReef
    @RejectReef Před 6 lety +36

    A man named Terroriser sent me here.

  • @maavet2351
    @maavet2351 Před 3 lety +4

    I'm surprised Dougle can drive

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 2 lety

      I’m surprised that Dougal can do well…anything.

  • @tomnguyen9159
    @tomnguyen9159 Před 5 lety +8

    the perfect mass doesn't exi-

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 Před 5 lety +2

      Ah! Is that a citation of Neo Genesis Evangelio? I see what you did here...

  • @withlove312
    @withlove312 Před 5 lety +7

    I am obsessed with the theme they play for the milkman, anyone know if it's from an actual recorded song?

  • @mossyourlocalbleachbottle2098

    Pat wasn't in Vietnam
    He was in the IRA

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi Před 4 lety +2

      I thought he was in ISIS

  • @xavierdoe2452
    @xavierdoe2452 Před 3 lety +1

    This is the best version of the movie Speed.

  • @saxongreen78
    @saxongreen78 Před 2 lety +1

    17:19 ...totally slaughtered me when it first aired!

  • @MrLathyrus
    @MrLathyrus Před 7 lety +13

    Ich liebe es!

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 Před 4 lety +2

    Wait so he’s just been in that booth laughing All day?