The Milkman Vendetta | Father Ted S3 E3 | Absolute Jokes
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- Father Dougal takes over the role of milkman after the priests get the regular milkman fired, but the former milkman gets the last laugh.
Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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I love that Ted sits down with a cup of tea rather than get cleaned up and change.
First things first xD
@@christianloper9483 Mrs Doyle would be so fucking proud of her boys on this.
Milkman: *breathes*
Mrs. Doyle: _laughs maniacally like the witch from Wizard of Oz_
Context? ❓
Absolutely brilliant 😆🤣🤣🤣
Dougal passing out from the sheer loudness of the passing truck is simply one of the finest moments of this brilliant show. Gets me every time!
Might be the funniest moment in any TV show, let alone this genius one
@@SuperJNG18 The brick right at the end. Icing on the cake.
That's exactly why came here just now 😂😂😂
''Those women were in the nip!'' gets me every time. One of my favorite episodes of a classic show. I can watch it time and time again. It never gets old.
‘Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box?’
I am dead.
I had the same exact thought ..... hhhhmmm
How DARE you!
@@AlohaBlade IT'S TOO BIG FOR THE MILKFLOAT!!!!
@@James-zj3ud I'll uh, I'll pick it up tomorrow.
A literal *brick* joke in three beats then the slapstick payoff at the end, close on the heels of the little black square on the front window from two episodes ago that later dropped perfectly into the script as Hitler's mustache. Brilliant writing in the way they cover so many textbook comedy tropes in the show.
"Unless it's UHT milk. But there's no demand for that because it's shite." 😂 Pure Irish quote lol
The unnecessary boxes in the middle of the road is hilarious.
Very Starsky and Hutch LOL
If I'm not mistaken, in some Polish soap opera they killed off one of the characters by having them drive into some cardboard boxes on the road...
...And then Ted just stacks them in a perfect pyramid, in the other lane...
And then just drives right through them anyway
I mean, it’s the same comedy trope as Adam West’s Batman trying to throw the big bomb into the river but noooooo there are innocent ducks there.
THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP
Barely.
@@jenniferwills9752 The first was al natural.
This had to be the best episode of Father Ted. It's my favorite.
Robert Willis
It's a close contender with Tentacles of Doom.
"Christmassy Ted" is the leader as far as I'm concerned.
Certainly the best part of the Speed series.
All episodes were great!
My favorites are the episodes with the father who always has bad luck! Lol!
5:43 "well Ted, I'm very cynical, as you know"
I love how Ted fuss over Dougal before delivering those milk, it's funny and adorable. They act like Father and Son 😂♥️
Seems like Pat Mustard has been delivering more than dairy products. 💎😂
At 14:11, damn she has a great pair! She could feed a village with what she has. Well done! 😃
I mean… you’re not wrong
Series is near 25 years old, watched copious times (can near recite this episode word for word) yet still makes me laugh.
the mere fact that this episode is called speed 3 has me dying! XD
Funny enough, Ardal O'Hanlon appeared with Dennis Hopper on The Graham Norton Show.
It also makes sense in the episode’s context because the Magic Bomb Number this time around is 4 mph instead of 50.
Speed 3 is without a doubt one of the best episodes of Father Ted.
It's also the best of the Speed trilogy
When Mrs. Doyle slyly removes one of the photos from the table! Lol!
Prior to that, she was ironing the curtains. Took me a while to catch that.
"There's a bomb on the milk float!"
"Right, who's that for?"
Best episode of the series by far!!!
"Another mass?! That's our best idea?!"
That tractor showing up with them saying mass... that man bargaining for the kids photos.... hilarious!!!!!!!
This is exactly the kind of high drama that's missing from today's television 😂
"Ted you forgot your brick! PUT IT BACK!!"
2023 and still enjoying Father Ted.😊
Same here☺
I just discovered Father Ted and now i love it.
such a great episode. My favorite part is dougal in the car.
Dougal: "I turned it up as loud as I can. At this level you can hear a pi..."
*truck passes by and uses its horn*
Dougal: *convulses*
While this isn't my favorite episode of this show (not because it's bad, but there's too many good ones), the rolling Mass gag is hands-down the funniest joke in the series for me.
Is there ANYTHING to be said for saying another mass?
The way dougal goes down after the truck goes past a fully turned up microphone always cracks me up!
When all hope is lost and all else fails have another mass
But lower your voice to a mass murmur.
I LOVE MY BRICK!
AAAAAH FECK IT
Briiiiiick....
fed up with briiiick!
Mrs Doyle's laugh is really something.
Everyone who loves Father Ted should join a big travelling group to Ireland !☺
@Jesus Defender Down with that sort of thing..
We 'll be like the grannies in the poetry contest episode.
@@el6178 Careful Now!
i love mrs. doyle's mint green outfit - you go Mrs. Doyle.
Still one of the best episodes of any series I have ever seen...
Pat mustard in the phone booth with the explosive milk float slowly coming toward him.
funniest sitcom ever, and the funniest episode of them all. just never gets old
Lol. Pat mustard wearing sunglasses at night
I saw this show, 'first run, on a bootleg PAL VHS tape, during the summer of '98'; if memory serves, between 17:20, and 17:22, the original series actually showed almost three seconds of a manure spreader - preceding the 'mobile altar'.
I made damn sure the converted copy was in the VCR, when our priest came for 'block collection', that August.
I didn't even need to cue this one. Had I had the gumption to press "play", I would have shot myself "Russian Roulette - style, with Mrs. Doyle's box". I wish that my Irish-born (County Donegal) and raised grandmother, the quintessential Catholic, would've lived another five years - just to experience Father Ted.
Clearly Mustard's sex appeal was contingent on being a milkman.
Even though dougal was stupid and irritate ted most of the time , ted really care about him like a father
Bc Dougal is just a real sweet guy
U sayin we some kind of Father Ted and shit?
Dayum
RIP Pat Mustard !
This is the best Speed of the trilogy especially since there's no Sandra Bullock!
Or Keanu reeves
Dermot's slapstick was stellar in this episode
So many good jokes in a row. I mean the writing was done so well and they had a great cast delivering it all, and like this episodes even the guest stars did a great job.
If there was some way to forget that I had ever seen this episode and watch it all over again for the first time, I would gladly take it. Probably my second favorite after the Christmas episode.
I have just watched this for the first time and i feel the same!
Thanks for the upload. Favourite series ever.
You're welcome, we've got many more great UK comedy shows coming including Spaced, Smack The Pony and Popetown (which started 3 days ago)
Samuel Kristopher
keeping up appearances ??
Samuel Kristopher is this free
Miguel Martinez Nope. Please pay me $100. Thanks!
As a kid i found it hilarious how Pat Mustard was talking shite over the phone all day and night to the Father. This was the best episode!
I like how the numbera on the odometer don't change
Thank you Brian, Nogla and Mini
Neal Rainer Chio we are here for the same reason
Possibly the best 30 minutes of comedy ever written!
I laughed my butt off at 14:00 to 14:45. Those 2 women in the nip were expecting Pat Mustard. Surprise,it's Dougal.
not enough episodes of this show :(
Well, if you dont master necromancy, we dont have an option xD
Adding father ted to the list...
Jesus
Elvis
Father Tedd
Father Jack is with them (now), too; arse biscuits!
he actually wore a suit covered in vomit seemingly without a thought about changing cloths! awesome...
How Ted just sits there with a gallon of vomit all over him with a cup of milk tea..
speed 3 > speed 2
Absurdist comedy at its very best. The part with the boxes is classic. Plus the way all the themes are woven together is amazing.
Gonna be honest, this episode is pretty cute and wholesome 🤣
Pat, watch out. The milk van with bombs is coming to you. Oh no, he got his AirPods on. Oh God, oh fuck.
One of the best written episodes of the show!
I don't know if there's any moment, in any work, in any form of media, as funny as Dougal's ears getting blown out while they're spying on Pat Mustard.
Mrs. Gleason needs to shave that thing LOL
I love this episode
Dougal shouting and tearing off that uniform....."I'm a priest!" 🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣
That was by far the BEST...Irish humor, like I know & 💗
Pat Mustard looks like the personification of a heart attack.
14:06 wow Huge 😁😘
I'm imagining all comments with an Irish accent. It's fecking great.
The funniest episode of father ted
One of my absolute favorite episodes!!!
Too much funny stuff to quote in this lmfao
0:43 "AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!" He walks in covered in Dougal's vomit.
Daniel Williamson ... It wasn’t Dougal’s, it was the babies’.
@@xenohtype no mate it was Dougal's. The joke is that in most situations you'd expect it to be from the babies, but Dougal's just like a little kid and gets way too excited.
This episode is the one that always stays in my mind from this show when I first watched it
This is one of the best episodes of Father Ted: 0:48 1:24 2:07 2:53 2:59 5:21 6:19 8:29 9:16 9:28 11:30 12:01 12:23 12:33 12:41 12:56 13:39 14:36 15:32 16:30 16:49 21:16 21:22 21:50 22:06 22:29 23:28 and 24:18 LOL
lol dead parrot casually renaming all the episodes
AAAAH FECK IT!!
Fed up with BREEEEEEECK!
@@Astrithor I LOVE MY BRICK!
In the bright constellation of Father Ted, this particular star twinkles brightest.
Protoman888 kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is great as well
Is there ANYTHING to be said about saying another MASS?
"Was it definitely Mrs. Doyle?" I fell out of my chair.
Dougal when the truck lays on the horn. Lol!
This is my favorite episode
Moe Gardner ,kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is equally as funny
Great line about the UHT milk being shite!
Pat Mustard said he fought in Vietnam.
What was his rank, colonel?
Maybe he was in the closet with the candlestick not Ho Chi Minh.
@@cityhawk It was in the kitchen. And how can it be Colonel Mustard? *You* have Colonel Mustard. You showed it to me earlier.
My favourite Father Ted episode 🤣
6:36 Dougal’s reaction and delivery is the best
The towering inferno was a big building that caught fire
-_- ...
... O_O
"Those women were in the nip!"
lol
Thank you dead parrot for the uploads.can you upload The IT crowd please?
Brilliant writing, brilliant series.
Thanks,still laughing.
Thank you Daithi, Craig, and Brian
Young Banger!!!!
Textbook brick joke. Classic.
mass table carried by a tractor? catholic pride
And Ted has hired two other priests
And carrying 3 people
A man named Terroriser sent me here.
Coral McNaughton Brian said "2 pints" better
Same
Coral McNaughton same
I'm surprised Dougle can drive
I’m surprised that Dougal can do well…anything.
the perfect mass doesn't exi-
Ah! Is that a citation of Neo Genesis Evangelio? I see what you did here...
I am obsessed with the theme they play for the milkman, anyone know if it's from an actual recorded song?
czcams.com/video/P3gx7CSXEzo/video.html
It's called man friday
Pat wasn't in Vietnam
He was in the IRA
I thought he was in ISIS
This is the best version of the movie Speed.
17:19 ...totally slaughtered me when it first aired!
Ich liebe es!
Wait so he’s just been in that booth laughing All day?