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  • Father Ted offends the Chinese population of Craggy Island with his "Chinaman" impression and is branded a racist.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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Komentáře • 376

  • @insaneapples1559
    @insaneapples1559 Před 4 lety +194

    I just realized the reason this show was so short lived, Dermot Morgan (Father Ted) passed away in 1998 at the age of 45, shortly after they finished the third season. He died of a heart attack. Such a shame. RIP Father Ted.

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere Před 3 lety +28

      It was short-lived because the creators ran out of ideas, but Dermot's sudden death definitely closed off the possibility of a special

    • @joebaumgart1146
      @joebaumgart1146 Před 2 lety +8

      It actually did have a series finale.

    • @ilovebeansOO
      @ilovebeansOO Před rokem +18

      Apparently, he passed the day after the series finale was shot. So there was a series finale and with the passing unexpected, the plan was to close the show anyway.

    • @funtimefreddie9637
      @funtimefreddie9637 Před rokem +1

      @@gnalkhere It ended cause Dermot Morgan wanted to move on. Know your facts.

    • @naluanj9628
      @naluanj9628 Před rokem +4

      ​@@funtimefreddie9637 It could also be both,

  • @omaralsaadi1751
    @omaralsaadi1751 Před 3 lety +71

    5:00 when you're so into collecting Nazi Memorabilia you collect a literal former Nazi officer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @el6700
    @el6700 Před 4 lety +231

    “Hello is this the Yin Dynasty I MEAN FAMILY”

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari Před 4 lety +6

      Hello. This is Seàn Yin.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari Před 4 lety +3

      Hello. This is Seàn Yin.

  • @GreatSince
    @GreatSince Před 4 lety +223

    “It isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after.”

  • @christopherbuckley5929
    @christopherbuckley5929 Před 3 lety +227

    The priest harbouring a nazi officer is the funniest shit

    • @samuelfischman6949
      @samuelfischman6949 Před 3 lety +22

      Didn't that actually happen in the vatican?

    • @solitarysurreal3652
      @solitarysurreal3652 Před 2 lety +3

      "I've told you, no sleeping here!" Gets me every time 😂

    • @no_one01-5
      @no_one01-5 Před 2 lety

      @Lord Cregan Stark yep

    • @JenniferRademaker
      @JenniferRademaker Před 2 lety

      Where else would one hide? This show is hilarious

    • @sissi8610
      @sissi8610 Před rokem

      I know this is late. Just looked at it now. I was so upset a few days ago, having a perfectly innocent conversation, and for some reason we brushed on Nazis and the Ukraine, etc. I'm from Austria, and for some reason I gave a few "Sieg Heil" Nazi Salutes, just what I thought innocent kind of stuff, you know. I'm a Vegetarian, no harm to anybody, but I'd love to express myself. But for some reason, this Jewish guy (he exposed himself as such), took offence to my theatrical Nazi imitations. Honesty, some people have no wisdom, I'm the most compassionate person there is, just have a wicked sense of black humor, and this Jewish guy thinks I'm a Nazi. God. He said, I should think twice before doing a Nazi Salute. Stuff him

  • @uktruecrime
    @uktruecrime Před rokem +9

    best line is, 'Did you not have all that at your last parish', so transferable to every day life. Especially the intelligent part.

  • @vinazrin
    @vinazrin Před 3 lety +190

    I got introduced to Father Ted when I was working in China. A friend of mine, who is Irish, was watching this and I let him play a couple more when he came over. Since then, I'm hooked. It's a point of conversation whenever I meet an Irish. 😂 It is the best show out there in my opinion.

  • @Summerdontknowme
    @Summerdontknowme Před 5 lety +322

    The Chinese. A great bunch of lads

  • @sierragatland3612
    @sierragatland3612 Před 4 lety +69

    "Maybe he's agrophobic."
    "Jack, scared of fighting? No, I don't think so!"

    • @drestonjclaw2839
      @drestonjclaw2839 Před 3 lety +6

      I mean hey, at least he understands some Latin prefixes lol

  • @seanleftwich
    @seanleftwich Před 2 lety +11

    “I am Chinese if you please” Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 Před 4 lety +117

    Fun fact: you turn on the French subtitles and instead of Dougal saying Ted once did an impression of Stephen Hawking, he says Ted once impersonated Christopher Reeve.

    • @souljastation5463
      @souljastation5463 Před 3 lety +8

      This means that the French adapters didn't know who Stephen Hawking was.

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 Před 3 lety +11

      @@souljastation5463 Which is odd, because Stephen Hawking is a pretty well-known reference.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier Před 3 lety +3

      That is a fun fact.

    • @wombatlittle1
      @wombatlittle1 Před 2 lety +2

      And in English Dougals name is Google

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch Před 2 lety +1

      @@souljastation5463 I'm pretty sure the subtitles are taken from the French dub. There was an earlier instance where they changed the names of supermarkets to something that French people would know. I'm pretty sure they changed it in the French dub because it was more recent and therefore fresh in the memory of the public.

  • @malirabbit6228
    @malirabbit6228 Před 4 lety +67

    I loved how Mrs Doyle prayed all the way down the stairs! It was her faith that cured her! ! !

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch Před 2 lety +13

      Well if anyone in the Parochial House deserved to have their prayers answered it's her

    • @bluebyyou7504
      @bluebyyou7504 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Amen

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz Před 5 lety +147

    This episode is classic! From beginning to end. So funny! Very very very very very very very dark blue.

    • @rstrgal99
      @rstrgal99 Před 4 lety +4

      They’ll shaft you every time

    • @writeract2
      @writeract2 Před 3 lety +3

      this show was much much much funnier than i ever expected - tho deeply sacrilgeious - they didn't need to do that - the writing was good w/o it.

    • @anthony-kelly
      @anthony-kelly Před měsícem

      ​@@writeract2How is it sacrilegious?

  • @carolhart8696
    @carolhart8696 Před 2 lety +25

    I love when Ted suggests Father Jack may be agoraphobic, and Dugal tells him he doubts Jack is afraid of fighting.😂

  • @justyna8156
    @justyna8156 Před 4 lety +28

    "That's my curiosity satisfied..." 😂

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 Před 4 lety +18

    I like the bit where he escapes to the pub thinking he’s safe there and everyone in there is Chinese. Classic

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx Před 5 lety +45

    When mrs doyle fell down the stairs and said I'm cured

  • @bezzaderbane9890
    @bezzaderbane9890 Před 5 lety +59

    I always liked the Chinese version of the Father Ted theme in the credits to finish off with lol

  • @CalumHGaming
    @CalumHGaming Před 6 lety +77

    You put Cyanide next to the Valium you old fool! lol

  • @badgerlordpatrick6493
    @badgerlordpatrick6493 Před 2 lety +9

    This episode is way ahead of its time. 30 years ahead of its time.

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari Před 2 lety +13

    I love that he included Mr Miyagi in the slide show XD Like, he's not Chinese. It's even a bit of a stretch to call him Japanese.

  • @kingawags
    @kingawags Před 4 lety +32

    The look on Dougle's face while Ted's doing the impression is priceless!

  • @ughmazing8073
    @ughmazing8073 Před 3 lety +5

    The old dude singing "Deutschland, Deutschland" freaking kills me 😂🤣

  • @boddah
    @boddah Před 6 lety +68

    what time do i need to devote myself to racism

  • @staplafara
    @staplafara Před 7 lety +136

    Thank you for the upload. Without you, i couldn`t watch this wonderful comedy series. If i had any money, i would buy the entire set.
    Thanks from Germany...

  • @LadyEowyn
    @LadyEowyn Před 3 lety +16

    Is this show always this funny because I'm ready to binge the entire series?

    • @tyrotrainer765
      @tyrotrainer765 Před 3 lety +6

      @Wolf by Nite Seconded. If you like this you'll definitely love Fawlty Towers, probably the funniest comedy ever to come out of the UK. Sadly only 12 30-minute episodes. I've seen it dozens and dozens of times and it still makes me belly laugh. Another is Only fools and Horses - a real classic. Neither series contains a single F-word; they rely upon pure comic genius and casting.

    • @LadyEowyn
      @LadyEowyn Před 3 lety +1

      @@tyrotrainer765 I will look into that.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @evelynwaugh4053
      @evelynwaugh4053 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tyrotrainer765 And Still Game!

  • @zennybean153
    @zennybean153 Před 2 lety +3

    Glenn Quinn was the delivery guy with the tea allergy. He played Doyle on Angel. Loved him on there. RIP.

  • @thomassimmons1950
    @thomassimmons1950 Před 6 lety +58

    This is some of most brilliant TV comedy I've ever seen... three cheers for Craggy Island...!

  • @beccas9783
    @beccas9783 Před 4 lety +24

    This is the funniest episode of Father Ted, and I’m Chinese btw

    • @lancasterII
      @lancasterII Před rokem +4

      I hope you never come across anyone suffering from "fat eyes" lol.

  • @bahanah
    @bahanah Před 3 lety +15

    I happened to watch a clip from this episode, and I can honestly say I did not regret clicking that thumbnail. I love this show so much!

  • @mavallor
    @mavallor Před 2 lety +5

    Mrs. Doyle praying out loud as she rolls down the stairs will never not be funny

  • @MrAppie9090
    @MrAppie9090 Před 7 lety +84

    This has to be one of the funniest episodes i've seen ever, thanks for the upload!

  • @knight_bear
    @knight_bear Před 7 lety +47

    The memories this program brings back 😊

  • @maranathasos3381
    @maranathasos3381 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The delivery guy who says he might die from drinking tea and Mrs Doyle “i’ll make you a cup any way in case you change your mind…”

  • @fatimaguilford2685
    @fatimaguilford2685 Před 7 lety +160

    Omg our Maori people if New Zealand made an appearance lol, the struggle of being kiwi, getting way to excited when we are mentioned. :-)

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 Před 6 lety +8

      The Maori people rock! I'm always happy when they get mentioned too. [:)]

    • @gallywag9755
      @gallywag9755 Před 6 lety +4

      haha we get mentioned in another episode.. the father jack funeral episode lol

    • @Thunda1986
      @Thunda1986 Před 6 lety +2

      I remember when I first saw that I was like WTF

    • @Sailorsega
      @Sailorsega Před 6 lety +6

      That's the whitest Maori I've ever seen, though.

    • @elmervenderkiepf2560
      @elmervenderkiepf2560 Před 6 lety +3

      Torilla tavataan! Perkele! Oh.. never mind.

  • @aumayavernonm3
    @aumayavernonm3 Před 2 lety +6

    The show is underrated. If they were to bring it back I'd watch it. Too funny!!!

  • @brians3987
    @brians3987 Před 3 lety +9

    I keep playing when she falls down the steps over and over and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Oh Holy Mary! Mother of God of Jesus and His blessed Saints! Oh Holy Mary! I'm CURED!!!! 😂

  • @katiebrent3332
    @katiebrent3332 Před 4 lety +11

    Mrs Doyle falling off the roof. Too funny.

  • @el6178
    @el6178 Před 4 lety +22

    Best episode ever.. I love Father Ted. I really love every minute of it.

  • @ollietaro
    @ollietaro Před měsícem +1

    I lost it several times while watching this episode 😂

  • @sickpat7197
    @sickpat7197 Před 5 lety +13

    In all of the 600 years there were Irish settlers on that Island, there has never been a single Chinese person that set foot upon it...until Father Ted told a joke. LMFAO

  • @seanleftwich
    @seanleftwich Před 2 lety +2

    “Oh no no no no, I feel 20 years younger” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @PoeticProse7
    @PoeticProse7 Před 4 lety +6

    The moment the words 'war memorobilia' came up I turned to my roommate and said, "Oh, shite. He's a closet Nazi!"

  • @duffy6263
    @duffy6263 Před 6 lety +13

    this is one of the funniest episodes of any t.v. show in the history of t.v!!!

  • @NickTasy
    @NickTasy Před 6 lety +38

    Best episode from the entire show

  • @MrFiddee
    @MrFiddee Před 4 lety +4

    I saw this Episode ages ago(10-15 years), back than I didn't know what the show was called or anything to go on at all. But I remember the end scene for YEARS, and finally I was able to see it all over again. Thank you utmost kindly for sharing this, the whole series.

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket Před rokem +3

    Poor Ted.
    He finally gets what he (more or less) wants...a great parish to live in.
    But he can't help himself and mucks it all up.
    And is then stuck with Dougal et al for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....

  • @mikewilliams4438
    @mikewilliams4438 Před 2 lety +4

    Hats off for the writing of this one, very funny series

  • @thunderchild1355
    @thunderchild1355 Před 7 lety +58

    Epic Episode

  • @javen69
    @javen69 Před 6 lety +15

    The hamster 22:56 haha

  • @eddievhfan1984
    @eddievhfan1984 Před 6 lety +15

    Poor Dougal. Got in way too deep. hehe

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 Před 5 lety +15

    Ming the merciless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hoodieinfestation
    @hoodieinfestation Před 6 lety +32

    Man, this is almost Scott’s Tots level cringeworthy. I love it!

  • @MzuMzu-nx1em
    @MzuMzu-nx1em Před 5 lety +10

    The final is something hilarious at impossible level。best cheers ever

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz Před 5 lety +16

    Look at the table it's so dirty I can write my name in it. There's a G in Dougal. Lol!!!

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh, thank you! I really couldn't understand what were they saying!!

  • @tannarbuck7908
    @tannarbuck7908 Před 3 lety +3

    I remember seeing this as a kid it was like the Irish Seinfeld

  • @uweinhamburg
    @uweinhamburg Před 4 lety +4

    The music at the end - genius!!

  • @blofeld2430
    @blofeld2430 Před 3 měsíci +1

    15:00 Dougal is a genius, that's some brilliant piece of advice.

  • @keithglimmer4505
    @keithglimmer4505 Před 5 lety +26

    "Herr Hitler....signing a few death warrants there."
    " funny how you get more conservative as you get older. "

    • @mg725
      @mg725 Před 3 lety +2

      "more right wing" but who's paying that much obsessive attention to every hilarious thing Ted says?

    • @fergspan5727
      @fergspan5727 Před 3 lety

      I see what you did there Keith

  • @ughmazing8073
    @ughmazing8073 Před 3 lety +3

    I love this episode. That room is absolutely awesome 😂

  • @missuntitledblog
    @missuntitledblog Před 6 lety +10

    The end credits bg music was brilliant lol

  • @Retailman100
    @Retailman100 Před 7 lety +14

    thank you for the upload

  • @byronelenica8329
    @byronelenica8329 Před 4 lety +18

    Very funny. When humour was not under control.

  • @tedlanz5038
    @tedlanz5038 Před 4 lety +2

    That has got to be one of the best in the series!!!!

  • @amandareusser6121
    @amandareusser6121 Před 4 lety +2

    One of my absolute favorite episodes!!!

  • @reekwind1294
    @reekwind1294 Před 2 lety +5

    Top notch Irish humor

  • @gabrielesolletico518
    @gabrielesolletico518 Před 4 lety +3

    18:50 Lol "Kung Fu Fighting" aired in the air! :)

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier Před 2 lety +2

    It’s hard to pick the funniest episode, but this is up there.

  • @mriyaz5964
    @mriyaz5964 Před 6 lety +8

    Dead parrot you're alive now!!!! Thanks for uploading.

  • @dombarillari1735
    @dombarillari1735 Před 7 lety +238

    when T.V was funny

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle Před 6 lety +28

      That comment says more about you than it does about comedy.

    • @AlphaGoII
      @AlphaGoII Před 5 lety +9

      Ah So, it was

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 Před 5 lety +21

      When TV did sitcoms and not a load of reality shite and talent contests.

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv Před 5 lety +8

      Before Linehan decided to join the bigots.

    • @THEORIGIONALDontTreadOnMe
      @THEORIGIONALDontTreadOnMe Před 4 lety +6

      @@Aleikey grow a brain

  • @sexobscura
    @sexobscura Před 6 lety +9

    everyone needs a little tapestry to calm the nerves

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for posting!

  • @Chick3nluvver
    @Chick3nluvver Před 2 lety

    this is a great episode for 2021

  • @loner_wolf6614
    @loner_wolf6614 Před 5 lety +5

    thank you youtube. where has this show been all my love life .??? thanks for uploading!

  • @IniUsernamaKu
    @IniUsernamaKu Před 2 lety +1

    i like how the dude just started singing "deutschland deutschland über alles"

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 Před 3 lety +6

    Ted, not particularly a racist man, does something racist and at least realizes how wrong it was... I mean mainly cuz he got caught by the wrong guy... and then gets punished by the universe for the rest of the episode. 😂

  • @hunord.9903
    @hunord.9903 Před 7 lety +51

    Nazi in a box. Ha, ha. You've got delivery!

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 Před 5 lety +12

    there's a joke with the hamster getting away on the bike, but what was it??

  • @markvines7308
    @markvines7308 Před 2 lety +1

    One of the funniest episodes of one of the funniest shows to ever grace our screens.

  • @shaneupham705
    @shaneupham705 Před 6 lety +1

    i loved this show when i first saw it as a kid and fell in love with it ever since :D thank you dead parrot for putting the entire series up :D i have to admit my only 2 fav characters are double and jack DRINK DRINK FICK FICK OFF ARSE ARSE DRINK DRINK

  • @user-et6pj4db9s
    @user-et6pj4db9s Před 2 měsíci

    I always liked the Chinese version of the Ted theme at the end too.

  • @jamiemcdaniel8155
    @jamiemcdaniel8155 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for video

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp Před 4 lety +8

    Ted is a racist, yes, but the show is not racist! It's making fun of him for being a racist! How do people not see that?

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 3 lety

      D.E \\ because some people think this show should be taken seriously.

  • @TheDobleQ
    @TheDobleQ Před 6 lety +13

    This episode is super important nowadays...

  • @samspencer582
    @samspencer582 Před 8 měsíci

    I wish I had this war memorabilia collection. Very awesome! Lucky Father Ted to inherit the collection.

  • @docwho10th88
    @docwho10th88 Před 7 lety +22

    NOT A RACIST! lolz!

  • @mikewarfin2923
    @mikewarfin2923 Před 6 lety +5

    Father Ted is the best. Remember watching on CBC years ago.

    • @ryandommerman9295
      @ryandommerman9295 Před 3 lety +2

      Same here (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation for people's information). In my case I must of first watched this episode when I was almost 13 as I recall back then.

  • @mobiuskatchmar2094
    @mobiuskatchmar2094 Před 6 lety +21

    Do you think Morgan had to actively practice the Hitler gesticulations for maximum impact?

  • @frankbijnens929
    @frankbijnens929 Před 3 lety +1

    Best Father EVER!!😃😃

  • @taloob493
    @taloob493 Před 4 lety +4

    Lol father jack coming out of the box in an SS uniform

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 Před 4 lety +3

    The Chinese - A great bunch of lads.

  • @lozzieboy
    @lozzieboy Před 3 lety +1

    There’s a g in dou(g)al. “Where?”

  • @delnabharucha7027
    @delnabharucha7027 Před 6 lety +6

    What an amazing episode.

  • @duckduckgoismuchbetter
    @duckduckgoismuchbetter Před 2 lety +1

    Mrs Doyle falling down the stairs 17:27

  • @AstAMoore
    @AstAMoore Před 6 lety +49

    How very prophetic.

    • @MIck-M
      @MIck-M Před 5 lety +9

      @@Noises I think he meant that now the craziness they made fun of has come true - the whole apologizing for something you werent doing in the first place, victim-hood lefty thing. I don't think he is an NPC or there wouldn't be more than 5 likes. You did a friendly fire incident on an ally I reckon lol.

    • @StevePhoenix
      @StevePhoenix Před 3 lety +6

      ​@@MIck-M That is the worst possible interpretation of this episode's point. Graham Linehan said this is based on the racism immigrants faced when moving to Ireland in the 90s. He wrote this in frustration that the Irish have the reputation of being the friendliest people in the world, yet, when that was put to the test, they failed. You can see that clearly in the multi ethnic celebration, where Ted does the classic "I'm not racist, I know a black guy", then proceeds to make empty platitudes about chinese history to the point where he praised the very reason they left China in the first place. Ted isn't portrayed as accidentally racist, he's portrayed as mildly racist with incidents of perceived fascism due to misunderstandings. Arthur Matthews pointed out that the residents of Craggy Island followed Ted's example enthusiastically, whereas in the episode where he was protesting a blasphemous film they did exactly the opposite of what he told them, pointing out how easily people can jump on the racist bandwagon. Your interpretation says a lot about you. For one you didn't bother to find out Graham Linehan is a lefty.

  • @SonOfWat
    @SonOfWat Před 3 lety +6

    Never Never get this on air in this day and age. (Because this day and age is bleeding crap!)

    • @loyisad1211
      @loyisad1211 Před rokem +2

      The show is making fun of you though. The lady is a parody of racists.

    • @SonOfWat
      @SonOfWat Před rokem +2

      @@loyisad1211 YES. THAT’S. WHAT. MAKES. IT. SO. FUNNY.

    • @SonOfWat
      @SonOfWat Před rokem +2

      @@loyisad1211 and if you meant to intimate that I’m racist you’re an eejit because you know nothing about me…

  • @kingietk
    @kingietk Před 7 měsíci +2

    Ted, can you explain these expenses in the accounts?What are they for?

  • @lifesjourney1680
    @lifesjourney1680 Před 4 lety +9

    *How come Justin Bieber videos get billions of views, but Father Ted has only 250k views?*

  • @bluebyyou7504
    @bluebyyou7504 Před 7 měsíci

    This was the first starter Ted I ever saw....and things haven't been the same since. ...DRINK!

    • @bluebyyou7504
      @bluebyyou7504 Před 7 měsíci

      Lol...starter..thanks ai.......hillarious.

  • @Ahmad_9134
    @Ahmad_9134 Před 3 lety +1

    I completed 2 seasons to reach this episode, a wize faken decisions.