Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) - Bullets, Babes and Boa Snakes! OSW review
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Here's our latest film review with âȘ@MattMcMusclesâŹ, a NoggerU AXCLOOSIV! SlĂĄinte đ»
Links: PREDATOR 5 w/Matt & OSW! âą Prey (2022) Movie Revi...
âȘ@AllisonPregler⏠'s review: âą Hard Ticket to Hawaii:...
King of Fighters with Matt & Maffew of âȘ@botchamaniaagain7613⏠: âą King of Fighters The M...
SPECIAL THANKS:
Matt (co-host) / @mattmcmuscles
V1 (co-host, splicey) / oswreview
Jay (host, audio editing, final video edit) / oswreview
Jesse Guarascia (initial video edit) / guarascia
Scott Hurley (research) âą Stu Harts 80th Birthda...
Don Walker (artwork of Jay V1 Matt) / donwoka
Donald Kirby (thumbnail art) / dkirbyj
TIMESTAMPS | CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
1:52 Retrospective
6:54 Curtain Up!
10:18 Snake debut
15:09 Mr Chang & Shuriken Fight
17:01 Jacuzzi
25:10 Skater Goon!
35:26 Frisbee Goon
42:11 Snake Fight
45:39 Final Scene
46:26 Overall
50:05 Other Sidaris Movies
51:08 Fun Trivia
52:24 Favourite Quotes
53:28 DVD extras
55:00 Hard Ticket Lives On!
56:33 A Winner Is You!
#AndySidaris #SkaterGoon #BuffBagwell - Komedie
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WELL HELLOOOOOOO! Your boys jettison to Hawaii with our sexy stewardess Matt McMuscles in this bumper NoggerU film review!
It's our return bout after we did PREDATOR 5 on Matt's channel! Prey (2022): czcams.com/video/5d9DI0ORpWk/video.html
Check out Allison Pregler's review of Hard Ticket: czcams.com/video/mnOkqLusxqo/video.html
and King of Fighters with Matt & Maffew: czcams.com/video/n3X0KYOLlXs/video.html
SPECIAL THANKS:
đč Matt (co-host) youtube.com/@MattMcMuscles
â V1 (co-host, splicey) twitch.tv/OSWreview
đ„€ Jay (host, audio editor, final video edit) twitter.com/OSWreview
đ§ Jesse Guarascia (initial video edit) twitter.com/Guarascia
đž Scott Hurley (research) czcams.com/video/aV0VOrS4LmM/video.html
đș Don Woka (Character Art) twitter.com/DonWoka
đ” Donald Kirby (final thumbnail art) twitter.com/DKirbyJ
đ YOU! For having our backs :)
Enjoy and a winner is youuuuuuuuuu! Love, J
Thanks for the upload Mr Hunter sir!
Steve looks like Cody Rhodes as kind of funny because Cody Rhodes after WrestleMania with Vince McMahon
Helllllllloooooo ya knackers! Thanks for the upload!
What Matt McMuscles gets, Matt McMuscles wants!
Haha, oh wow, I wrote that Paste Magazine list with Hard Ticket to Hawaii at #1, and never expected to see something I wrote show up in the context of an OSW episode. Thanks guys! Glad you enjoyed the bollocks.
Congratulations! And great choice for top bollocks. It'll be v hard to beat. SlĂĄinte brah đ»
It's so satisfying that the OSW guys recognise the brilliance of the AVGN đ
The skateboard bazooka scene is pure goldđ
You can't convince me Beardy isn't Jay before he got in shape.
Looks like "Run down Meng" for me
It's Dino Winwood dad
its asian jontron
Jay mixed with Jirard The Completionist
â@DasKame yeah dollar store mingđ
Russ Howell is an absolute skate legend - he can still do handstands on his board at age 70!
always remember the shots of him in the Dogtown and the Zboys doc. thats where i first saw him, legend, really stood out visually
â@@TVindustries5000 always loved Dogtown man, really takes me back to the late 90's and early aughts...
Awwwww, yeah! Let's watch this, and hit the jacuzzi! I am also glad that with each McMuscles review we are getting one step closer to Neil Breen. You can just feel it...
End of a chilled weekend, nice long shower, and when I sit back down, there's new OSW to watch. Perfection.
New OSW! BEST birthday present EVER!!!
Happy birthday Meredith! đđđđđđŸ Hope you love it and thanks for spending part of ur big day with us đ
The Andy Sidiris collection is the La Parka to David Sedarisâ Rey Mysterio both incredible but for completely different raisins
This just reminded of the big brain episode of Futurama. "Now I'm leaving earth for no raisin!" Thank you !
54:06 Bobby Heenan describing the Narcissist and Vince talking about Gary Strydom is definitely no comparison to Sidaris
Whenever I need my fix of these kinds of (I was going to say latent but I imagine Vinny was acting on his impulses since he was a teen) homoerotic moments in the WWF I usually tend to save a lot of time and go directly to the moneyshot...... Vince coming at Lex from behind and calling him big boy.
When I heard you guys were reviewing this I immediately thought I wanna see you all review the last 2 featuring Buff. Glad you all covered him in the opening đ
The first one, Day of the Warrior has the same kind of cheese and goofiness of Hard Ticket to Hawaii. The sequel, Return to Savage Beach, isnât quite as fun but itâs pretty heavy on the boobage.
They both also star Julie Strain who was a legend in the B-movie universe. She is also the ex-wife of Kevin Eastman, one of the creators of the Teenage Mutant Turtles.
Oh man that was epic. That might have been my favourite movie review yet
2 things, rowdy, played by Ronn Moss, is only familiar to me from the 90âs because he was Ridge Forrester in The bold and the beautiful. And that was Finlands first âday time soapâ that was imported and my grandma was a fan. Second thing, this movie is defo the âsecond playtroughâ since they have the infinite launcher from resi 1, and everything just drops dead from it!
Great movie, great review and its always awesome to see Rowdy Ridge Forrester say âand just when i thought it was safe to take a peeâ! 10 cancer infected rat infused snakes out of 10!
How did I miss this one? đ Surprise OSW and Matt? Hell yeah! Another fantastic movie review guy. I got hooked on the channel by your wrestling vids, but your film and game deep-dives are feckinâ masterpieces. Credit to ya, mates!
Oh hey, Matt McMuscles is here. Neat!
I immediately found a splice of the skateboard scene and forwarded it to about a dozen friends lol
I really love all the film reviews. Don't get me wrong. Fell in love with the channel because of the wrestling, but I'm always excited about your film reviews. Great to see McMuscles joining for this one!
classic gotta love Matt best guest easily
So glad you reviewed that beauty! I watched this movie at the Grand Rex theatre in Paris as the main feature of an all-night long bad movies festival with like 1500 people going "THE SNAKE ! THE SNAAAKE !!" anytime the snake showed up. One of my favorite movie going experiences!
PS : Oh and watching the review, I just remembered that one of the festival staffers through an inflatable sex doll in the theatre while the scene with the doll happened. Incredible! xD
Rowdy IS in fact the dude from Bold and the Beautiful, on the show for 25 years, so he is, in fact the most successful actor in this movie.
You mad lads rule!! Keep up the great work!!
âA family friendly tittyâ is quote of the year material!
Homie got to cover the Olympics, do Wide World of Sports, win an Emmy, then get to make flicks with Playmates in their prime. What a winner. Title card looks crazy modern for 87 too
Sidaris has more Emmys than Baywatch.
@@TimTE01 Allisonâs damned proud.
Andy and Arlene Sidaris! One of the most interesting duos in all of B-Movies. They should be movie ROYALTY.
Time stamp says âSnake Debutâ đđ
Awesome job as always, lads! Gotta say though I'm surprised there were no Rodney the Piper or Santino "The Cobra" Marella jokes! đ
One of the coolest frisbee scenes in film even!
Day of the Warrior Buff does a piledriver to some piece and kills and says "Delicious bring me more!" I fucking rolled laughing!
I first saw Hard Ticket to Hawaii on the Movie Channel in the U.S. when I was about 12 years old.
There was this writer and tv host named Joe Bob Briggs that hosted movies like this on Saturday nights. He even interviewed the Sidarisâ before and after the film.
He would always give a tally of all the boobs and violent deaths in the film before it played. đ
Oh no way!! I'm gonna see if I can track that down, sounds brilliant. We didn't have Joe Bob Briggs in Ireland but AVGN did a few vids about him
@@OSW The interview after the movie (HTTH) was pretty funny. That interview was also the lead in to Dominion Tank Police (the first time I ever saw anime). JBB called anime âJapanino Cartoons!â đ It was a different time.
I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or happy that there was absolutely no mention of the Gail Kim level cameltoe going on at ~32:42, but I am at the very least surprised! Thanks a ton for the upload brahs, love ya
I thought this wasnât due out until Sunday! Ah well, happy days are here again! Letâs go!!!
Fun fact: Ronn Moss (Rowdy) was the bass guitarist in a band called Player who had a big hit with "Baby Come Back."
I love that this channel is slowly becoming RedLetterMedia's Irish counterpart. Also, love seeing you in the chat during Viper's livestreams. Cheers from Chicago.
Super late to this one, but happy to be here.
Been waiting for you lot to finally cover this
Popped for Mendoza! Great stuff
Was there an editing mistake that you didn't show any shots of the razor frisbee in action circa 36:49 as opposed to shots of that phone call scene? Or were you forced to edit that out because of YT compliance?
Great review! Do you guys ever plan to review all the other wrestlemaniaâs? Like 18,19 20, etc? I feel like yâall stopped and then jumped around to a few. Unless I have missed them on here.
They do them in storyarcs. So theyâll get to them eventually
Best birthday gift ever fellas! :)
Happy birthday brother! Hope ya loved it!
Hey would you recommend any other of Sidaris's movies?
1973 Stacey
1979 Seven
1985 Malibu Express
[1987 Hard Ticket to Hawaii is this one!]
1988 Picasso Trigger
1989 Savage Beach
1990 Guns
1991 Do or Die
1992 Hard Hunted
1993 Fit to Kill
1993 Enemy Gold
1994 The Dallas Connection
1996 Day of the Warrior
1998 Return to Savage Beach
Day of the Warrior and Return to Savage Beach have BUFF BAGWELL, so they have that going for them.
Malibu Express for sure
You came to the right man. đ
Skip Seven.
Malibu is great.
Stacey is the original version of Malibu, but less funny.
Malibu Express, definitely.
Suggested this in the comments a few times including Samurai cop 1&2. Glad to see you guys enjoyed it.
Already got a drink and thumbs upped the video! Divvy knackering avoided!
A film set in Hawaii and not a single Aloha Arn?!?!?!
Fantastic review! But I was waiting for the Andre the giant splicy when the Villian was scared shitless of the snake!
And no crush wrestlemania 10 when sheâs on the loose rope?!
Thanks Jay & Co.
The whole Series of Malibu Bay Films films are great! Thanks for this. Those noise grenades were actually just that,they were noisy "cap" grenades. Youd put the caps in them,like a capgun. You can see the metal nub on the front,the caps would go in there,it would hit the ground with that nub weighted down,then the cap would be busted and "pop". Pretty much like in the movie, ha!
Bloody 'ell I must have been proper wasted to let this slip by me!
The middle aged skate border reminds of the time YOUR BOY Jimmy Del Ray went to WCW as Jimmy Graffiti.
Oh meeeeeeee meow!!
God damn you saying it before I could get here. What now? I feel like Iâm holding a sneeze in. Oh fuck it OH MEEEEE MEOWWWWWWW
The rocket launcher on the skateboarder made me think of punisher warzone
Hot diggity daffodil, this is a great Sunday surprise
I can't believe no one mentioned Samoa Joe's appearance as one of the sumo wrestlers!
My other half lost it when she saw Rowdy, had no idea why it was so funny until she pointed out it was Ron Moss, who is Ridge in The Bold and the Beautiful.
I so need to see this film. Thanks OSW
The lady with Buff âWarriorâ was Julie Strain Iâm pretty sure!
Heavy Metal legend, wife of TMNT co-creator Kevin Eastman.
The only thing better than a rocket launch blowing up the snake would be Anvil Rocket Launching Owen Heart at the snake! lol
âIâll go get the midgets and the whipsâ
Happy days r here again
Joined the U just for this vidja.
Love you doodz.
Thank u brother! Hope it popped ya đ
A secret of 80s action schlock is that most of them are pretty boring outside of a few scenes.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Death Wish 3 and Miami Connection are the three that absolutely deliver on every stereotype
Let me just say that I spent a fair bit of time watching the Andy Sidaris films as a lad.
The Ultimate Snake keeps me up at night laughing randomly.
I can't wait to see what you three make together next.
Those mirror glasses are epic. Brah.
The Skateboarder, Stachey, was played by Russ Howell, who is probably one of the greatest skateboarders to ever live. But he does the freestyle competition, not the extreme.
Jay's doppelganger is my favorite đ
Everybody needs to go to 25:28 .... The way Jay Kicks off the second half is just epic listen to those words ... "The babes" played over and over again it's awesome. My brah is a natural orator, give this man a can of Coke and all the bags of ham he wants..
I have this movie and it is always just a fun movie to watch with all that cheese a good recommend. Awesome vid and revive guys.
Poor Mrs. Neo! Just enjoying the pasttime of knitting, and here comes V1 to slag her! That ain't gonna get your hard drive back for you, mate!
Kinda wish Matt could revive Rustlemania and do it with the OSW crew â€
I propose calling them, âMasses, Stashes, and Glassesâ.
I dubbed them Chuck Norris, Ric Flair and _Jontron._
Oh god, Beardy has a striking resemblance to Jay. At least from the days long gone
+1 for the Terry forklift reference.
How did you cut out the Frisbee scene with the razors
This is it. The OSW where I finally wandered over to the patreon. I feel like I'm on my way to becoming a true nogger.
What is the bg song during the aftermath? It sounds so familiar but I can't place it.
Zelda? Death's Door?
Kudos to Don Walker for that very Arn Anderson looking V1 artwork.
You guys sandbagged the nunchuck-throwing spot đą
I actually love the Andy Sedaris Collection as there just everything I wanted in my teens
What's with the people in this movie using the smallest caliber firearms possible? Like they're hunting rabbits or something. Except for the rocket launcher of course.
I knew one of those boobie girls looked familiar.... and it turns out Hope Marie Carlton played Janine in Slumber Party Massacre 3!! đźđźđźđź
I grabbed that box set years ago after RLM reviewed this. Hard Ticket is the only one from it I remember.
That skater goon scene is some real Bollywood physics.
Sadly, no Dirty Lee
I need to find my Andy Sidaris Bingo Card that I made for watching the last 2 Films.
Need a new OSW arc? These Triple-B movies sound ideal...!
OH YEAH! Love this film! It's dumb, but it's the fun kind of dumb that you love unironically. Little issues here and there, not perfect. But it's a fucking ball, can of coke (The soda) or Mr. Sidaris and the Miss. Also also, I have one of the colored VHS tapes from Lunchmeat VHS, it's a great one.
Wow, so much talent in 1 family... Andy, Amy AND David Sedaris đ
Did anyone notice the phone wiretap lady looked a little bit umm weird, something was off
Also the skater doll scene is one of the most WTF scenes in cinema đ
good vid lads
Does anyone know what song is playing during the intro?
I would love to hear it without the talking. I like the rhythm of it!
Omg that skater goon scene is as matt says peak cinema.
Purple Raun. He did the Prince movie. Yay
Osw rides again yes lads!!
Looked like a Baywatch pilot.
Confucius sayâŠ.man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
All this Ghost Trick music is getting me excited for the Switch version that's releasing later this year!
Tbf you could see the wire dangling skater goon when he got blasted with a bazooka lmao
I would pay good money to see this film re-imagined as a CAPCOM CPS2 styled beat em up including a boss fight with the Cancer Rat Snake as a bonus boss.
âWhoâs that jumping out the bog s-n-a-k-eâ