Best of the Worst: A*P*E, Easy Kill, and Honorable Men
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- The gang watches three "classic" B-movies. No gimmicks. No guests. Just booze. And Cameron Mitchell. And weird perverts. And Apes. Also, Frank Stallone. Not Frank Malone. But also Pre Malone. Join these middle-aged white men as they tackle such topics as giant Apes, double crosses, cops on film, shoe sniffing, Kirk Cameron, and the CDC's mask requirements. AAAAPE!
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can’t believe drew barrymore was almost lucky enough to meet rich evans
Well he already met academy award winner Julia Roberts when he was 5 and didn't know it until Ellen DeGeneres told him.
She missed out on a Legitimate Romantic story. It's sad. Always Shoot your shot.
@@dustygrooves4727 Wasn't that proven false? Julia Roberts did not have the fortune of meeting Rich Evans before his prime, and she only said she did to lay claim to the fame.
I'd wear an ape max for a year to watch them film show, and I would, I was dumb enough to get a tattoo of a show before.. so... just sayin.
Barrymore was interested in meeting Dick the Birthday Boy from Showbiz Pizza on that day.
"I have to consult with my very best friend of 25 years, Rich Evans!" is so wholesome coming from Mike.
Jay must have gotten really jealous.
So they met in preschool?
@@DanArnets1492 Dude they're like 60 years old
@@stephenjohnston2502 - Nah, Rich is 28 at most
Proceeds to bully him in front of millions of people
That anectode about Mike being sick while Drew Barrymore is sitting in a comfortable tent getting fanned by 6 aides is like listening to a super villain origin story.
Mike could pass as the dad in a cash grab American adaptation of Parasite
That's because it is. Mike is a secret super villain.
I mean, he hates the elderly and tortures his friends with various types of games including a wheel and a giant Jenga. That sounds like a super villain thing to do.
The thought of him barfing on her had me cracking up. What an amazing story, and what good friends Mike & Rich are.
@@caiosoares2834 maybe like a minor villain who gets defeated then comes back as a reluctant ally
Between the Never Been Kissed and Ellen appearance, Rich Evans is turning out to be quite the Forrest Gump
It's high time for Lonely Balloon Loser to get a spinoff!
Both he and Gump had encounters with AAAAIIIIIIDDDDSSSS!!!
Add voicing a character in Psycho Goreman and he's really a renaissance man.
@@simonmacconmidhe9489 shit happens :)
Thanks for jogging my memory! I remember seeing Rich on Ellen but at the time hadn't watched much RLM so didn't recognise him. But I would now...
I can’t believe the Never Been Kissed story is just now being told.
Took my breath away.
Haven't gotten to that part, yet. Can't wait to hear it!
Read the comments before watching the video, I thought everyone was talking about how Rich has never been kissed before
@@icedlenin8908 Same, except I thought it was Josh. >_>
It's been told by Rich on Pre Rec streams, but he left a lot out, apparently.
Young Rich Evans, having lost his balloon, just wandering around alone is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
The poor Dick
Isn't that just Heavy Rain?
Flashback to my childhood. OK, adulthood.
@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster press x to Rich Evans.
That kid is lucky af! He grows up to be Rich Evans!
I love every time Mike refers to Rich as Rich Evans.
In one of their recent videos I noticed that in the credits he was listed as just "Rich" and that was just *so* wrong!
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, and Rich Evans.
That’s cause his full name is Rich-Evans Beelzebub the Rich-Evans is one word, it’s like calling a Christopher, Chris
In her memoires, Drew Barrymore's going to have a section about Never Been Kissed where she goes, "... And this guy created a continuity error because he and his buddy, a Rich Evans, refused to return for subsequent filming. It was the worst experience I ever had in my entire career."
I had to be prescribed at least 7 more medications for the trauma cause
@@PointlessRhetoric key word "more"
I think 2021 Drew Barrymore is hip enough to be aware of RLM. I hope she contacts them and guests on BOTW or WOTW
That's THE Rich Evans to you Drew!
@@ranspang haha, that's what I was thinking. If not her, there's a good chance someone close to her or someone working with her follows RLM. Imagine this story actually lands them on her show lmao
I'm speechless after the "Never Been Kissed" trivia.
I need more of this lore!
waiting for them to parlay that + ‘Dick the Birthday Boy’ into an appearance on Drew Barrymore’s new daytime show. Gotta cash in those internet celebrity chips
now i understand why they hate hollywood so much.
@@Feasco i had to look it up: now that`s fucking funny!
Never Been Kissed, by the director of Home Alone 3, Big Momma's House, Scooby-Doo 1 & 2, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, The Smurfs 1 & 2 and Show Dogs.
I love how Mike, despite doing a show called "Best Of The Worst" is always shocked that the movie is bad
And half the time it's the worst thing he's ever seen.
For every thousandth movie, there's an Xtro.
shockingly, he still seems to have some hope left in him.
It's cause he has the effective memory of a goldfish
I mean like any movie riffing based show all things considered there has been a handful of good movies/diamond in the rough they get to see out of nowhere. Just At wide intervals, scarce lol. Roar 1981 comes to mind
I think the most shocking thing about “Honorable Men” is that it came out in 2004.
That blew my fucking mind. I would've guessed NO LATER than the early 90s...
It looks so 80s
Dear lord in heaven...
That was 17 years ago... the movie is almost old enough for the main protagonist to hit on.
I was only 3 then but somehow I don't remember 2004 looking like 1992...
Remember that time Jay said they created spotlight edition to talk about movies at bigger length because they wanted to keep the regular episodes shorter? Thank god they seemingly stopped trying to keep them short.
@@XXcHiC123 Technically, you watch 3 movies for the price of one video review.
No wonder Mike hates the wheel so much. Every time it spins it reminds him of that day...
“True evil never dies”
To prep for her guest appearance, Drew Barrymore hired a gymnastics trainer to be able to somersault away from projectile vomit.
That's hilarious.
@@fattiger6957 Rich Evans is a Mary Sue.
I like my steak like your comment, well done
Mike's story about being an extra totally checks out. A few years ago I was an extra on that Jake Gyllenhaal movie Southpaw. They had me dress up in a suit and sit in a stuffy, poorly ventilated auditorium at my college's convention center with around 70-100 other people on a hot summer day from 8 am till about 10 pm. And they also fed us pretty terrible food, but since I was in college, I didn't care. Finally at 10 pm, they all called us into this other large auditorium where they had the boxing ring set up, and the director was like, "Okay, here's what you're going to do. You're going to wait three seconds for Jake Gyllenhaal to punch this guy out and as soon as the other guy hits the mat, you're all going to get up and cheer." They did about three takes of that before they called it a day.
The worst part is even though I filled out all my paperwork and everything, they still didn't pay me for the day. Hollywood is a terrible, terrible place. Even when they're shooting in Pennsylvania.
@Antonio Starch Fairly certain I'm going to be moving back there next month. Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Yeah I never got paid for the day of extra work I did for a tv show either. Glad to know it wasn't just me.
@@mikebliss3153 if you come back to pa you’re safe from boredom in filthy filthy Philly lol
@@lawrencescales9864 Ah yes, the setting that inspired Eraserhead.
@@Parasiteve The cost to sue them would be far well and away above the amount I actually was supposed to get paid for the shoot.
Work as an extra is 100% purely at will. Yes, you have to sign some legal documents (mostly a bunch of CYA stuff for Hollywood), but what do you think it is? There's no unions, no collective bargaining, no representation. You're little more than cattle. Actors have agents to go up to bat for them. You have no one. In all honesty, you're far better off working some menial, humiliating job (like, I dunno, Arby's or something) because as much as that sucks, at least it's regular work. Or at least closer to it than work as an extra will ever be (most of the time).
The truth is that being an extra is the biggest scam in the world. The production staff want you to believe that the real reward--the real payment you're entitled to--is the privilege of stepping onto a movie set. They want you to have stars in your eyes. It saves them money that way. But you don't need me to tell you it's not worth it: Hollywood "glitz and glamor" doesn't keep the lights on.
Somewhere in post apocalyptic Milwaukee, a man crawls along the broken pavement: "I have to get to my very best friend of 25 years, Rich Evans."
And above him, a whip cracks:
"You're not goin' anywhere, fucko!" Taunts the tiny warlord
That's a better plot than all of this episode's movies..
@@Eisenwulf666 Rich Evans = instant 10/10
The reason you're seeing so many Ape based RLM uploads is that Shakma did big numbers, and now the RLM suits are demanding more primates as a way to boost sales.
It's changed ever since rich evens went corporate
You do damn good work sir
“Recruit more apes. More primates.”
Plus there's the focus group from The Manhole.
But did they press the Whopper button?
Rich Evans wandering around the set of Never Been Kissed is badass as fuck
If I were a director I would pay them a premium to wander around as background extras in every film I made. Even if it was underwater or in space.
@@CaptainPRESIDENT Shouting "aaaaids!".
Do you think the director said, "I'm looking for extras for a movie called Never Been Kissed" and the casting guy said, "Say no more, I have just the guys"
Honorable Men almost feels like a response from this creep after years of being hounded for his statutory rape charges and being kicked off the force.
"Yeah, well, just wait until everyone sees my movie, where THE REAL story will be told!"
"Those high school girls came on to ME, your honor! I've done nothing wrong! I'm an Honorable Men!"
I also super respect Jay's sheer outrage, at a couple points Mike seems to try to rein it in and Jay is not having it. Since I would probably have a similar response I really appreciate Jay's attempts to call it out for what it is
The honorable man in that movie was the one that shot him...
@@ceterisparabolas sometimes absolute contempt is the only proper reaczion
totally agree. that movie is one of the creepiest fucking things they've shown on here!... classic narcissist psychopath... typical cop!
@@ceterisparabolas I love Jay being the progressive, level-headed one of the bunch to balance out Rich’s role as the insane, politically incorrect (albeit endlessly lovable) gremlin.
The best thing about that Never Been Kissed story is how quick I would push Drew Barrymore out of the way to get to Rich Evans.
Would there be a movie about that
"Honourable Men" should just be called "Allegedly"
Why not both "Allegedly Honourable Men" has a nice ring to it.
Because of the implication
For the inevitable future court proceedings?
(Trailer guy voice) In a world, where a Schlub lusts after average college age girls but is old enough to be their grandfather, comes an opportunity for him to spend his life savings to make a movie to legally molest them.. “Allegedly: should’ve just bought a hooker, but these girls turn, him, onnnn”
Take it easy there Mark Antony.
I love how much effort must've been put into finding Rich Evans at the carnival in such a wide shot, and yet when you see it, it's so clearly him just by the way he's walking!
I thought the same thing. It's amazing they were able to find him
I'm picturing Mike forcing Jay to scrub frame by frame through a 4K copy of Never Been Kissed in order to find him and Rich.
@@gladspooky9455 Freddie Williams is possibly the only one ever on the show to have worse posture, from being hunched over an drafting table all day.
'You can tell by the way I walk, my name's Rich Evans - no time to talk.'
I wasn't sure it was him at first, as he wasn't falling over or smashing stuff up in a rage.
"3:15am: Rich Evans seen wandering alone. He has lost his balloon"
You'd be surprised at how many times this statement appears on police surveillance reports.
OOOHHH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwwd
1:13:41
It's incredible that Mike both managed to spot Rich in the crowd and that the person he spotted is undeniably Rich.
Rich kinda stands out in a crowd afterall ....
Ohhh my god oh jesus rich.
@@HarryPalmerOrchestra I guess he’s just that thicc, and sexy.
Jay seems a little bummed out in this video. He must still be depressed from losing all that charity money during the Star Trek trivia...
@Popputan the money goes to the show. So Rich must've been thrilled!
More that its a sex pervert movie that he’s NOT INTO
@Popputan I'm so sick of people like you wanting to redistribute Rich Evans's wealth. Just say you have a pro Bauman bias man it's not that hard. And the fact of the matter is, Rich Evans is a very charitable man who recently made a sizeable donation to SaveTheDodo.
@@Dohboy1619 You people are so naive. He only did that to reduce his taxes. Why else do you think he was in "Space Cop"?
@@andrewgwilliam4831 God are you dull. Everybody knows that Rich Evans is a top tier actor appearing in such films as "Never Been Kissed", "Revenge of Nadine", and yes, "Space cop" which may I remind you was a cherished rehash of the original. People like you think you know everything and judge Rich Evans, so sickening.
Had no idea Drew Barrymore was in ‘Never Been Kissed’ with Rich Evans
The story of Mike calling the people working on Never Been Kissed, and angrily announcing that he and his friend Rich Evans are not coming back (as work as extras), after being tortured for hours with a carnival ride, is absolutely hilarious.
I was in tears. Something about the way he says Rich Evans with like that cheeky dash of sarcasm...
Funny thing about Never Been Kissed: it’s a movie where a teacher falls in love with who he thinks is a high school student. So the fact that the honorable Ryan’s Babe goes to see it totally tracks.
OH MY GAAAAAWWWWWWWWD
The “Never been Kissed” story is my new favourite RLM lore!
That was most definitely Rich Evans in that super wide shot. That's totally his "I'm not sure what to do, but I'll try to walk confidently while looking for Mike so we can get the hell out of here" walk.
Can you imagine the car ride back home, after Mike nearly puked and Rich lost his balloon?
@@DeflatingAtheism at like 5 am too
I like that at absolutely no point during Mike's "I told them that me and Rich Evans were never coming back" story does he say or even imply that he asked Rich Evans what he wants to do. Mike just straight up took Rich Evans off that film.
Easy Kill was one of the notoriously bad "subsidy scandal" films made in South Africa in the 1980s where fly-by-night "producers" found loopholes in the subsidy system and exploited them and our local actors and crews.
The worst thing to come out of Apartheid minus all the other parts that were worse.
I want someone to create an edit where Harrison Ford is doing the “enhance the photograph” scene in Blade Runner but is zooming in on Mike and Rich in Never Been Kissed.
I'm disgusted you haven't been replied to with a finished video more than 24 hours after the fact. Pull your fucking finger out guys.
DIY
be the change you want to see in the world, friend
I'll give it a shot when I get home but no promises on the quality of the finished product or one existing at all
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The lingering shot of Jay's existential crisis was 🖤
If that was acting, it was top notch. If it wasn't, I hope he's ok.
Jay's having a midlife crisis.
No joke, I’ve always thought Jay was a good actor. He really sells his reactions.
Jay is underrated for the dramatic. Good actor.
His film career has given more joy to the world than anyone who ever held a camera on or edited a Zack Snyder movie.
3:36 *Rich calling the city of Inchon "Icon" is like a South Korean person calling St. Louis "Saint Eloise-cole"*
This joke deserves to be seen
To be fair we really should build a shrine to Eloise-cole to pacify her spirit.
Oh that “Honorable Men” movie made me feel as nauseous as Mike must have felt while riding that ride for 2 hours
I swear, Rich Evans got more excited about going to "the old factory" than my nephews get about going to Disney World.
@PEPPER perfect comment
"I remember you in braids and braces" ick, I wish I had never heard that line.
Hoping never to hear it again.
@Nícolas Mallmann SWEET JESUS
Chris Hansen is on his way, just go ahead and take a seat
@Nícolas Mallmann Wait, what the hell is that line from?
Braids and Braces straight up sounds like a porn series.
Amidst all the normal jokes and usual ribbing of each other, and even with a slightly joking tone of voice, it's so wholesome to hear Mike say "I have to consult my very best friend of 25 years, Rich Evans."
The director and star of Honorable Men being the brother of the director and star of The Satan Killer is a bigger plot twist than anything in Easy Kill.
Between the Mr. Bean segment, the Never Been Kissed story, and Mike pleading to consult with his best friend Rich Evans, this is the cutest and most charming episode of BOTW.
Especially ironic given their movie choice.
*But we say this every episode:)*
1:22:09
The immediate level of quality that monstEr indicates is truly inspired.
"see A*P*E"
@@FlameOnTheBeat they should have gone with orangutAn fliPs fingEr
I enjoyed the part where the Cobra attack helicopter A*P*E swats from the sky re-identifies as a Huey before it hits the ground. Something something, expectations.
They couldn't think of enigma, entity, enemy or ANY OTHER WORD with e... glorious!
It's an acronym so bad it could have been from a large scale physics experiment.
"WE WERE IN A DREW BARRYMORE FILM TOGETHER!!" still floors me every time lol
I've only been watching Red Letter Media for a week or so now and "AAAAAAPE" has already worked its way into my vocabulary
welcome man. best youtube channel on the internets.
The only channel CZcams will ever need to ensure my continued Premium subscription
The rogue one half in the bag introduces us to rich saying IM GONNA CUUUUMMM” and that has worked its way into my vernacular
The "Never been kissed" extra story was truly mesmerizing. Also Rich was 21, 22 so it might be the same year as the infamous burning fries incident
He was distracted by the loss of his balloon
That's why he lost the balloon. He was still recovering from the burns.
If only he had learned to be cool about fire safety...
BE COOL ABOUT FIRREEE SAFETY’
@@Paraves426 Be cool about balloon safety.
Star of Ellen AND NEVER BEEN KISSED??? That’s a one two punch of being ICON Rich Evans.
And yet, he's gotten laid. Truly amazing.
Imagine having that kind of talent just schlubbing around the RLM alley.
Seriously his lifetime of incredible notoriety deserves so much more credit than it's gotten so far. Take note academy this is what real talent looks and shrieks like.
@@BigVorst You mean he got LAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIID!
@@MuppetDude That's how you get AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS
"I'm a big tough cop, and all the women like me." In that reedy little voice Rich did absolutely kills me for some reason. Officer Ryan's Babe is such a creepy dweeb and that's exactly what he sounds like.
I didn't believe the guys but Garrett Sayre was legitimately 45 years old when Honorable Men was released. The fact that this below average-looking man needs to convince himself that women half his age want him is endlessly hilarious.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Getting jacked means money. I don't think he could afford it.
And super creepy too. There is a reason why he casted himself.
"Thank you for your service. Now, service m'daughter."
-Rich Evans
10/10
Single best line that lives rent free in my head.
The Never Been Kissed wiki page has Mike and Rich in the casting credits.
That was fast
@@Timbobjr RLM fans do the A*P*E's work.
It was the first episode of Half in the Bag.
OH MY GAAAAAAAWWWWDDDD!!!!
So does the imdb page 🤣
Hey man, Rowan Atkinson could totally play a suave sophisticated gentleman in a double role.
I've always wanted to see him play an assassin. He looks absolutely sinister when not smiling.
@@manpotion he had an icy cold glare whenever he played Blackadder the Third as pissed off.
I still think about "you take the good, you take the bad, you take the ape, and there you have the facts of life" when I'm having a bad day at work, it never fails to cheer me up
1:29:24 Mike calling Rich Evans "My very best friend" is now my favorite RLM moment,only second to Rich calling the twin towers in Rem Lazar
Mike's anecdote about him and Rich Evans been extras in a Drew Barrymore's movie is just pure gold and it put a smile on my face.
Paramedic: “Where does your stomach hurts?”
Girl: Points to stomach.
Paramedic: “Where does your stomach hurts?”
Girl: Points to Arby's.
to be fair, thats what a doctor would do to localize which organ(s) may be injured, but they would ask to be specific and its not something a paramedic would be tasked with
I have a bad case of diarrhea~
I have a bad case of diarrhea~
At least Honorable Men has a happy ending.
the Honorable Men guy needs a Breen-style FBI surveillance team, he's by far the creepiest out of all of the black tank top triple threats
#eyesonsayre
It's fine. He died at the end. We are safe.
Mollester Cop?! No, he's an honorable man!🤣
Yeah... he needs a Chris Hansen level surprise
Eyes on Breen!
I totally got a "Satan Killer" vibe from "Honorable Men", and to learn those guys are brothers makes me think that whole family should be investigated.
I'd say satan killer is the better of the two. Ball cop carried that movie 😆
@@thecaptain4512 that movie had some sparks of genuinely fun schlock: ball cop, the final shootout, that stupid-looking tommy gun /shotgun hybrid called the street sweeper that the killer uses; those sparks did not produce a fire but they were there at least even though the movie (the quality of the video) looks like dog feces.
@@g.sergiusfidenas6650 And I didn't get a casually rapey, guy who pulls his GFs hair during sex and yells at her when she speaks out of line because he's the man of the house vibe from Satan Killer.
As someone who grew up in Hampton Roads, I can confirm the area is filled with "honorable men" who act just like them. I'd also like to ask everyone to take the "Spaghet Challenge" and contribute to the End VLDS campaign.
That moment when Rich makes the toy store joke, and Jay just dies laughing while Mike completely is unphased and keeps on talking might be one of the funniest RLM moments of all time
I think you may have watched too much Star Trek. It's "unfazed" - to be honest, it took me a full minute to realize this myself.
1:09:25 love that moment
40:59 -- I never noticed how cute and excited they got when they heard they were going to "the old factory". Like a bunch of toddlers being told they were getting lollipops.
I love how they have coined the term "black tanktop movie"
It joins "The Coupon Shot" as something that I pray will enter the film jargon pantheon.
"Shooting the rodeo" too!
they would have to because no one else has seen enough of them to observe the phenomenon
I've heard 'memberberries' pop up outside rlm but only among other CZcams movie people.
Can we take a moment to appreciate that even while he’s standing by his car watching APE get shot Drunk General STILL HAS THE PHONE!
37:56
Never know when duty will call!
Very gutsy move from that woman, but suicide is futile. Not even death is an escape from Frank Stallone.
APE flipping off the camera and Rich being so dumbfounded he doesn’t even give off a whiff of his iconic laugh, you know it’s peak comedy
Josh forcing Mike to go first is the play of the fucking year. Genius.
I love Josh.
Mike's Drew Barrymore story is the next Mike's Joe Pilato story.
New lore has been unveiled
Is Drew Barrymore replacing Joe Pilato?
Being on a swing for 2 hours is hilarious
@@johnholland9371 IS MIKE'S ALCOHOLISM REPLACING RICH EVANS' DIABETES?!
@@DistractedGlobeGuy what about Jay's crippling depression?
The last movie can be seen as a confession of sorts
“He’s just too big for a small world like ours” ending tribute had me in actual tears. If this isn’t what they play when rich evans reaches the pearly gates it won’t be canon.
I love how Mike has always controlled Rich Evans' career. "ME AND RICH EVANS ARE NOT SHOWING UP" Bro did you even ask Rich first?
I thought the same thing lmfao! Rich is his loyal, beloved best friend and pet.
Mike is the school ground bully who became best friend.
Still I feel Mike wouldn't let anybody else mess with Rich like he does🙂
Mike has a small bell on his night stand which he can ring to summon Rich.
Where does Mike keep him between filmings I wonder?
Oh, and it'd be super awesome if someone could identify the song at 6:30
I just like how he keeps repeating Rich's name, so they know at least one of the extras who bailed.
Nah, he's on a retainer from Mr Evans to deal with this sort of thing.
I love that moment between Mike and Rich at the end when they’re choosing the best of the worst. It felt so brotherly and lighthearted. Rich seems like the only person on this show who can make Mike die of genuine laughter and their chemistry brings some real joy into my life.
Doomcock says that Rich is on the way out! They're [RLM] [...] try to play up the Rich Evans character before they kill him off [again - ed].
I know, their bromance is amazing. You can really tell they're good friends and they have lots of fun together.
They could have gone with Attacking Primate Entity. The fact that they went with "monstEr" really speaks to how much of a shit they didn't give.
My first thought was "Enemy"
I mean.... fucking ANYTHING starting with the letter "E" would have been better(or at least made A SHRED of sense....)
Why not just change the title if you ca-
Ah I've already put more thought into it than anyone who worked on it, so I'm moving on. Fuck it.
I just love that look of disbelief and befuddlement Josh makes after hearing that 😂.
I assumed "Honorable Men" was gonna be a sequel to "Dangerous Men"
I guess, in spirit, it kind of was.
These guys have acute old factory senses.
It's where they were all manufactured
Beans can create a foul odor...
Every day I hope for a Best of the Worst.
Today’s a good day.
This was a really good episode.
Amén!!!
Every day is the best of the worst if you are me
@Alex sliva here here bother
Amen!
These guys will never know how happy they make me. And Cameron Mitchell will never know how beloved he was by them.
The wacky thing is, I actually saw A*P*E in a theatre in Montreal (where I lived at the time as a kid) when it was released. It was a double-feature with "Shark's Treasure". Both films were absolutely wretched. Even as kids we laughed at how incredibly fake it all looked.
They joke but this is a really good "back to basics" episodes. No gimmicks, solid movies, top tier commentary. 10/10
"He looks like he's about to get caught by Chris Hansen"- Mike
I lost it lmao
The room looked almost exactly the same as the room they used in the show too
I guess you could say, Ryan was affected by calamity.
The way he talked to those woman too, reminded me of the chat logs he’d whip out.
@@couriertx Which would make sense if they were younger than 16, but they're in their mid 20s, so I'm not seeing it.
Honorable Men may be the single most disturbing work ever made, seriously shocking as Rich said. It is like Turner Diaries level of scary especially because this man was an officer. I still get flashes about the 'based on true events' at the beginning sometimes
They're in their mid 20s, I'm not seeing how this is an issue. People are acting like the girls are 16 years old which is literally on the border of legality.
@@janus3555 ...Do you hear yourself mate?
@Janus 16 isn't the border of legality. It's illlegal. Have you done something the police should know about?
@@wibblewobble789916 is, pretty disappointingly, legal in roughly 1/3rd of the United States. I know partially because my home state of Maryland is one of the states that's true of.
@@janus3555Even in the case that they’re legal, looking at your friends daughter, saying “i remember when you were a little kid in braces”, and then CONTINUING TO FUCK HER is EXTREMELY FUCKING CREEPY
They should introduce a new gimmick where they pick a movie at random, and the 2nd movie has to be mentioned on the first movie's box, and the 3rd has to be mentioned on the 2nd.
You guys should totally make a new series called "Me and Rich Evans", where you talk about your lives and Rich Evans is also there, with no balloon.
it starts with the balloon full of helium but as the series goes, it's the same balloon and we see it slowly die and Rich's laugh gets higher in pitch.
A picture of the Showbiz Pizza Bear has to also be on the balloon.
They could have just chosen "Attacking Primate Entity", but nope.
Experiment would've thickened the plot
You don’t like monstEr ?
@@Trevin_Taylor To be honest for this movie I think monstEr was the perfect choice.
Cleverness of any kind was too much to ask for that rip-off movie.
I prefer attAcking aPe crEature.
This always comes on autoplay when i sleep, so I usually wake up to AAAAAPE
Check out Honorable men in Imdb. At the trivia-section: "Based on the life of Rich Evans and his pursuit of the love of his life: an officer who visited his high school while he was in college. "
Oh my god. I was a background extra in Honorable Men. Some extras were cast from local colleges (TCC and CNU if I recall right). I mean, as an 18 year old it all totally seemed legit, with real film cameras and boom mics and everything!
Thankfully I’m uncredited; imagine having *that* follow you around the rest of your life. How embarrassing! 😅
Funny, you don't look like a blonde female in your profile pic....
Clearly why I didn’t get a more prominent role!
A friend played one of the girls at the drug party. The director/writer/star was as big of a sex weirdo as you’d imagine, uncomfortably hitting on every girl he could corner.
Well Timothy Brown, now IMDB is here to fix this situation!
To be fair, compared to some of the crap shown on BotW this looks like a professionally produced film. You have a SWAT team, a cast of dozens (of women), and competent cinematography. Would be easy to fall for as an extra. Then you look at the finished product and want to never see that director/writer/star again
Hopefully this injustice will be rectified and you’ll now be added to the IMDb page as an extra.
Jay's face at "This is what you've done with your life." :(
It's so good, they put it on a shirt in their web store.
One thing I’ll give A*P*E* props for. I was the army’s LNO (liaison officer) to Korean Intelligence as part of the ALT (Army Liaison Team), headquartered at Korean TROKA (Third Republic of Korea Army) at Yongin. The unit patch the drunk officer is wearing that looks like the Umbrella Corporation symbol from the Resident Evil franchise, is actually the 8th Army Field Army patch, the last Field Army left (in 2012 at least) and is the correct patch he should wear.
I feel like Mike and Rich’s names were put into a Hollywood Extras Blacklist database on the day of that phone call and this is why they’ve had to take their talents to Milwaukee to tear the industry down from the outside.
What talents?
All jokes aside that's possible, i used to play an extra in commercials for years. Couple of times i answered them i couldn't come, never called me again
To add to the creepiness of Honorable Men, Garrett Stewart Sayre was a college instructor at Christopher Newport University at the time of filming. That scene in the classroom was probably his classroom at CNU. You can find his picture in the 1998-99 Christopher Newport University Faces on page 19 (20 for the digital copy).
This is the kind of obscure sleuthing I read RLM comments for
Wow, what a perfect opportunity for this cretin to find and groom inappropriately young women. Can you imagine how many of the students there this creep had inappropriate encounters with? "Honorable Men" indeed.
Can you also explain what the words they kept censoring were?
@@AwsOm3Fac3 mostly "pedophile" , which could be considered slander and grounds for legal action if not censored.
They also censored "seventeen" a couple times.
@@AwsOm3Fac3 They actually didn't do a very good job at censoring it if u listen carefully, leaving in the last half a lot of the time lol
Rich held on to that ‘APE’ longer than Michael Jackson
Noice
24:20 I love how they both just looked at each other and knew Rich messed up XD
It’s stylistically designed to be shot that way
I love how Jay messed up by combining the two shows into "Family Pains" right after
The most awkward moment of that kind was when Rich told them a story about a drunk uncle and the internet, Colin and Mike immediately and instinctively looked at each other in synchrony probably with just "WTF" as the only thought in their minds.
Honorable Men may be the creepiest thing I've seen on Best of the Worst, and I've seen Shark Exorcist.
It is DEEPLY uncomfortable.
It’s an acquired taste
Let's not forget about Ryan's babe.
Honorable Men was shot in Virginia and Shark Exorcist was shot in Tennessee. The South ain't coming off well in BOTW.
Have you ever heard the tale of “how to seduce women through hypnosis”? Thought not, it’s a best of the worst legend. It was a movie so creepy...that it made Jay uncomfortable.
If Mike had stayed on the phone he could have spoken with Raja Gosnell, the director of Home Alone 3! What a waste.
Not to mention Scooby-Doo and The Smurfs!
Top 5 episode. Surprisingly rewatchable.
I can relate to Mike and Rich Evans' extra experience. For a bg gig I was put in a teacup ride that was clearly designed for small children. I lost feeling in my legs and was dizzy as hell. To top it all off we were filming in extreme humidity. I got heat stroke and heat rash on my chest. I signed up for two days, safe to say I did not stay for day two.
men who write themselves into "black tank top" movies are just the 40+ year old man version of teens who write themselves into Y/N fanfiction
at least Y/N fanfiction is free.
a Marty Sue, if you will
@@swineflu6523 I believe the technical term is Marty Stu.
I've also heard Gary Stu
Or Stephanie Meyer
The most shocking part of this story wasn’t the never been kissed story. It was that honorable men was 2004 movie!?!
I think that was definately a time when Thin Blue Line culture was gestating so an uncomfortable vanity project by a cop isn't too much of a suprise to me.
It definitely has a 1991 quality about it
That sounds impossible
@@Honarius1 what's thin blue line culture?😐
@@mrpurple11it’s how cops have a totally unjustified sense of self importance. Like “Were the thin blue line between society and anarchy!”
The black tank top is definitely under every shirt
I loved that part at the end of Easy Kill where Frank Stalone looks at the camera and goes "Wow. That sure was an easy kill."
How have Mike and Rich never talked about being extras on Never Been Kissed before? That story was fucking great.
Rich shouting APE for that long was actually really impressive
Right? I was legitimately impressed he could do that. lol
Just imagine what the Snyder Cut would be like! 😱
@@andrewgwilliam4831 I snorted laughter so hard at this that I lost an eye. Hope you're happy.