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  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Před 2 lety +387

    1:36 I love this small detail of the cashier being so much on autopilot that he's not paying attention to which way the box is facing, and it takes a few tries for him to snap out of it and look and realize why it's not scanning. It's both realistic and amusing.

    • @theoo.2019
      @theoo.2019 Před rokem +14

      song in the background was also from "waiting for the bus"

    • @mariuszmoraw3571
      @mariuszmoraw3571 Před 2 měsíci

      Low wage jobs be like:

  • @yish14
    @yish14 Před 10 lety +711

    The drunk saved the purple-shirted eye stabber...

    • @anattablue
      @anattablue Před 10 lety +14

      Dun dun dunnnn

    • @yish14
      @yish14 Před 10 lety +32

      Maybe that's the reason why there is "the revenge of the purple-shirted eye-stabber"... 0_o

    • @yish14
      @yish14 Před 10 lety +3

      Maybe that's the reason why there is "the revenge of the purple-shirted eye-stabber"... 0_o

    • @XfurdawingpigxXx
      @XfurdawingpigxXx Před 9 lety +2

      his shirt was blue

    • @XfurdawingpigxXx
      @XfurdawingpigxXx Před 9 lety +4

      spiderboy9199 it was a shade of blue, it just looks purple when he's on fire.

  • @hybridxxl
    @hybridxxl Před 9 lety +1995

    Drink and drive and you become a hero.
    Seems legit.

    • @Armor23OnPatrol
      @Armor23OnPatrol Před 9 lety +11

      hybridxxl Except for the end

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane Před 9 lety +83

      ***** You either beer run as a hero
      Or drunk drive long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    • @isabelracine1066
      @isabelracine1066 Před 9 lety +11

      GeneralCane This comment deserves way more recognition.

    • @patryckpo
      @patryckpo Před 9 lety +10

      Isabel Racine But he forgot the ice

    • @jacobhenn1504
      @jacobhenn1504 Před 9 lety +3

      hybridxxl He killed 2 people and stole from someone who had bought a shit ton of grocery with their own money. Not exactly hero material.

  • @OxycodoneHelpsMyBack
    @OxycodoneHelpsMyBack Před 9 lety +893

    Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen, this is hilarious.

  • @CloroxBleachDrink
    @CloroxBleachDrink Před 9 lety +2937

    He's not the hero this city needs
    *He's the hero this city deserves*

  • @IllusivePrime
    @IllusivePrime Před 10 lety +476

    Legend has it he's still driving.

    • @oldtimer4791
      @oldtimer4791 Před 6 lety +4

      Illusive Prime and screaming.

    • @AndrewKonkey
      @AndrewKonkey Před 5 lety +3

      old timer I've seen him down here in Texas going for Mexican tequila

    • @aldotantri7659
      @aldotantri7659 Před 5 lety

      How about the fuel?

  • @nesty9289
    @nesty9289 Před 7 lety +623

    "Aw sh*t! I forgot the ice!"

    • @andy-tm5re
      @andy-tm5re Před 7 lety +38

      Never forget the ice.

    • @oldaccount3591
      @oldaccount3591 Před 7 lety +20

      NEVER, EVER, FORGET THE ICE.

    • @jahkellcobb8668
      @jahkellcobb8668 Před 7 lety +8

      he killed somebody

    • @christavaught2174
      @christavaught2174 Před 7 lety +8

      HOW DID YOU FORGET THe ICE...grabbing all those beers that took a long time, going back home and finally realizing you forgot it...

    • @thenobody9132
      @thenobody9132 Před 6 lety +4

      Rei good thing you censored shit or I would’ve been offended

  • @chaosriders79
    @chaosriders79 Před 8 lety +1377

    How I think my first drivers test will turn out.

  • @QruisS
    @QruisS Před 10 lety +123

    Everyone is forgetting the fact that he actually stopped (somehow) to buy the beer and even look sober to buy the beer.

    • @spencer811
      @spencer811 Před 10 lety +11

      Christian has forgotten, or perhaps never knew in the first place, that he/she was watching a video on CZcams. Christian does understand the concept of non-nonsensical humor, and now should probably go watch something else.

    • @QruisS
      @QruisS Před 10 lety +8

      Spencer Lipscomb erm... thanks?... ...

    • @Space.searxh14
      @Space.searxh14 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@QruisSChristian your welcome

  • @ExplosmEntertainment
    @ExplosmEntertainment  Před 10 lety +35

    For a period of time we'll redirect the broken ones to the fixed ones, then eventually delete them.

    • @odae1643
      @odae1643 Před rokem +2

      Cyanide and happiness 😊

  • @darth_autismo
    @darth_autismo Před 3 lety +123

    I love how he actually did good deeds while drunk driving until he ran over his friend

  • @AJ8871
    @AJ8871 Před 5 lety +51

    Those screams while he drives had me on the floor

  • @AuRevoirTune
    @AuRevoirTune Před 10 lety +387

    He's not the hero we want, but he's the hero we need.

    • @thrippjck1669
      @thrippjck1669 Před 10 lety +14

      it fits perfectly

    • @gray224
      @gray224 Před 10 lety +1

      He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we needs right now **

    • @AuRevoirTune
      @AuRevoirTune Před 10 lety +1

      Le Potato Except that doesn't fit the video

    • @gray224
      @gray224 Před 10 lety

      Except that's the real quote (except I replaced Gotham with we, because you know)

    • @AuRevoirTune
      @AuRevoirTune Před 10 lety +24

      Le Potato Aaaaaand you just killed the joke.

  • @yeahthatsmax
    @yeahthatsmax Před 10 lety +21

    I'm gonna drive yelling like this

  • @zachzavada7807
    @zachzavada7807 Před 3 lety +37

    This is the video that started my life-long enjoyment of the best damn adult comic company

    • @patricks_music
      @patricks_music Před rokem +1

      my friends and I quote the “can you grab some ice” line all the time

  • @per-ovelarsen1026
    @per-ovelarsen1026 Před 8 lety +504

    I actually got a bit happy because the homeless man got FOOD!!!

  • @AndrewDinspechin
    @AndrewDinspechin Před 9 lety +722

    Wait. he crashed into the garage... there was a living room in there?

    • @MSDKZfangirl2490
      @MSDKZfangirl2490 Před 9 lety +31

      His living room is near the garage.

    • @gl1ssy
      @gl1ssy Před 9 lety +4

      ***** Shhhhh

    • @randomrandomsen3597
      @randomrandomsen3597 Před 9 lety +10

      Stopwith your logic mortal being...

    • @connormills780
      @connormills780 Před 9 lety +2

      If your calling me darling that's a bit weird.
      And i will not get you a sandwich.
      If your talking to ya wife why do you have to type that comment if your wife is not on this comment chain?

    • @bogdanniculescu8505
      @bogdanniculescu8505 Před 9 lety

      My bad, Baby, my bad! PEAAACE!

  • @SirJiggler
    @SirJiggler Před 10 lety +37

    0:57 That's basically how my first time driving was.

    • @vidal987654321
      @vidal987654321 Před 10 lety +7

      So, when you first drove you saved a person from robbery, save someone from burning to death, hit a shopping cart then all those groceries went to a homeless man, then ran into a house killing someone, while drunk? Wow, must have been a weird experience :)

    • @diegolegods
      @diegolegods Před 10 lety +3

      yesh! :3

  • @jimmyscringlo
    @jimmyscringlo Před 9 lety +651

    Drunk driving stops crime, saves lives, feeds the homeless, *AND* makes your living room into a Garage?
    Well, time to get smashed.

    • @shmoneybruh22
      @shmoneybruh22 Před 9 lety +41

      ***** He did all that, and when he got home. Something horrible happened...........................................................................
      ......................
      He forgot the ice.

    • @non-britishgamer6413
      @non-britishgamer6413 Před 8 lety +3

      ***** Bruh i have heard every day atleast 100 people die from drunk driving (or is it i dunno but it happens daily)

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 7 lety +2

      Non-British Gamer he’s joking

    • @twist_ending7545
      @twist_ending7545 Před 6 lety +3

      imma edit that out DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

    • @PixelPawz
      @PixelPawz Před 3 lety +1

      @@twist_ending7545 Username checks out. :P

  • @thebonesaw..4634
    @thebonesaw..4634 Před 8 lety +801

    Remember kids... if you're going to drink and drive... don't forget the fucking ice. Seriously, write it down or something. I shouldn't have to keep reminding you; it's goddamned annoying. What are you, 10? Also, would it kill you to pick up a dozen limes? You know how Linda gets if she doesn't have limes for her fucking Margarita machine. Jesus.

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet Před 8 lety +9

      🍫🍫🍫🍪🍪🍪...take these....and make some smores....because your comment fit so well with this video. ^-^

    • @mydeadboarbill9600
      @mydeadboarbill9600 Před 8 lety +1

      I am the 12 year old who knows how to make a black and blue let me tell you
      1.Pour a blue moon into glass of your choice
      2. Get spoon and flip it over to the bottom curved side over glass
      3. Pour Guinness on spoon
      4. Have small talk until head is down
      5. Serve and enjoy.
      In case you didn't know.......... And reminder A 12YEAR OLD.

    • @Shadow-ir2yr
      @Shadow-ir2yr Před 8 lety +7

      +Tytus Wellington so you have shitty parents that drink a lot or are you the alcoholic here???

    • @thebonesaw..4634
      @thebonesaw..4634 Před 8 lety +8

      TheTNTPlayer -- Hey, TitPussy... you... you bask the fuck off (hic). You leave dis... leave dis kid alone. You are just jellus cause you don't have... wait, what? Don't be jellus.

    • @parker20125
      @parker20125 Před 8 lety

      I will come through this comment section and fite you m8

  • @IGotMoneyXD
    @IGotMoneyXD Před 10 lety +69

    Remember kids, if you drive drunk, good things will happen, but you'll kill your friend.

  • @kenaruto3
    @kenaruto3 Před 10 lety +36

    1:54 That's me Lol

    • @kenaruto3
      @kenaruto3 Před 10 lety +2

      Sometimes both...

    • @kenaruto3
      @kenaruto3 Před 10 lety +6

      Mind blown with no mouth near my head!

  • @DONUTBOY1o1
    @DONUTBOY1o1 Před 8 lety +21

    one of the best phrases to come out of C&N: "I can get more party for the booze" 😂😂

    • @codyaddair2602
      @codyaddair2602 Před 10 měsíci +4

      And don't forget; "You're not ma babysitta"

    • @mattskey1
      @mattskey1 Před 5 měsíci

      I love that line😂

  • @oneeyedsleep4107
    @oneeyedsleep4107 Před 8 lety +87

    1:32 waiting for the bus music...
    RIP 50mph man

  • @santiagomachado7378
    @santiagomachado7378 Před 10 lety +37

    Loved it how a random guy covered in flames just spawned out of nowhere hahaha

  • @herbal4599
    @herbal4599 Před 10 lety +91

    I hope this taught you a valuable lesson kids! ALWAYS DRINK AND DRIVE!!! You'll help a lot of people

  • @vraine6421
    @vraine6421 Před 8 lety +160

    Oh shiit I forgot the ice...ahhhhhhhh

  • @someonemstr1
    @someonemstr1 Před 7 lety +28

    Gotta love that "Waiting for the Bus" theme music Easter egg at the store. Genius

  • @idman4081
    @idman4081 Před 10 lety +19

    "OH SHIT! I forgot the ice!"
    this man has his priorities strait.

  • @lizard8063
    @lizard8063 Před 10 lety +27

    By my count, he saved three people that night. He only killed one person, his friend.

  • @MixZTitaniumDubstep
    @MixZTitaniumDubstep Před 8 lety +102

    Don't drink and drive. Don't text and drive. Don't drink and text.

    • @doommageddon
      @doommageddon Před 8 lety +1

      +MixZ Wrong. You *NEED* to drink and drive, you could kill Hitler's falimy! And a lot of bank robbers too!

    • @ervinwilliams9807
      @ervinwilliams9807 Před 8 lety

      Don't drink and drive, don't drink and light explosives!

    • @doommageddon
      @doommageddon Před 8 lety

      bdawk20 XD

    • @celierourks1431
      @celierourks1431 Před 8 lety

      +MixZ Don't fart and drive either it can be very deadly

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn Před 8 lety

      +MixZ O contrate! that ;last tone is fun as hekcl
      ahaaahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

  • @cripplingdepression8889
    @cripplingdepression8889 Před 8 lety +159

    1:20 Seriously who doesn't even eat pasta?

    • @quasarthewacky
      @quasarthewacky Před 8 lety +6

      Me...Problem?

    • @spoonman6256
      @spoonman6256 Před 8 lety +9

      +CodenameJackimo Get out.

    • @cripplingdepression8889
      @cripplingdepression8889 Před 8 lety +7

      I agree, not eating pasta is a crime in nearly every country and state in the world
      Except Utah, Utah is just... Utah

    • @fadil8050
      @fadil8050 Před 8 lety +3

      I'm a pastafarian and I was offended.

    • @fighter1018
      @fighter1018 Před 8 lety

      +Eliott “ReDeathRay” Castafolte 😁😁👍👍

  • @Fish-In-A-Tin-Can
    @Fish-In-A-Tin-Can Před 10 lety +28

    "I can get more party for tha booooos!"

  • @scottsmith1272
    @scottsmith1272 Před 10 lety +31

    Forgot the Ice though...

  • @itsmeashish_
    @itsmeashish_ Před 3 lety +12

    "I could get more partyy for the booozzzeeee ! "

  • @JayfeatherIsEpic
    @JayfeatherIsEpic Před 8 lety +23

    HELP I can't stop watching these shorts!

  • @ekuLpsaaH
    @ekuLpsaaH Před 10 lety +63

    Notice how everything he did when he was driving (other than killing his friend) was actually helpful to others.

    • @lordkitty5098
      @lordkitty5098 Před 10 lety +68

      Thanks Cpt. Obvious!

    • @ekuLpsaaH
      @ekuLpsaaH Před 10 lety +47

      Lord Kitty No problem. Hit me up if you need anything else pointed out.

    • @Blooddeath35
      @Blooddeath35 Před 10 lety +19

      Well that's one less asshole on the planet. I think he did good.
      Proof: He let his friend drive drunk.

    • @evildentist509
      @evildentist509 Před 10 lety

      hwy you dont know his friends story maybe he was a complete dickwadouche, in my opinion it was kinda hinted he was a bad dude

    • @DerpyDooReviews
      @DerpyDooReviews Před 10 lety +1

      Roflpwnage when you are drunk you make bad decisions and cannot think things through, they were both wrong but due to the influence of alcohol, his friend isn't to blame, in fact... neither of them are, at least for getting in the car anyway, their bad decision was getting drunk in the first place.

  • @jsuarez1230
    @jsuarez1230 Před 10 lety +47

    He saved 2 lives and helped a homeless man while being drunk

    • @21ninesco
      @21ninesco Před 10 lety

      Not to mention he killed one as well

    • @jsuarez1230
      @jsuarez1230 Před 10 lety

      Oh yes that is true

    • @SereneFlight
      @SereneFlight Před 10 lety +4

      21ninesco
      Weeeelll... 2-1 sooo... ...but then... he forgot the ice so... yeah, he shouldn't have done it.

    • @supbra1
      @supbra1 Před 10 lety

      SereneFlight
      but someone paid for that food... -1

    • @greasegoblin9927
      @greasegoblin9927 Před 9 lety

      2 lives - 1 life = 1 life

  • @nanaelizondo3086
    @nanaelizondo3086 Před 7 lety +30

    OH SHIT ... I FORGOT THE ICE

  • @Lost_idiot223
    @Lost_idiot223 Před rokem +9

    What had me dead was him making it to the store in one piece 💀

  • @NerdStoryteller
    @NerdStoryteller Před 10 lety +41

    I love how the beer just disappears from the back seat.

  • @AccuracyBeast
    @AccuracyBeast Před 10 lety +63

    1:52 - The living room is in the garage?

    • @JShu98
      @JShu98 Před 10 lety +6

      Yes...do you have a point?

    • @ahackborn
      @ahackborn Před 10 lety +16

      maybe its a man cave..

  • @RamiroBelmaresJr
    @RamiroBelmaresJr Před 3 lety +12

    I watched this for the first time in 8th Grade, and it still makes me laugh 😆

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane Před 9 lety +20

    I just realized... that is a very well-decorated garage.

  • @RayneHellfire
    @RayneHellfire Před 10 lety +13

    Tell your parents you'll be a super hero when you're drunk. (Moral of the story)

  • @MrAwesomaniac
    @MrAwesomaniac Před 10 lety +52

    He hit the garage and ended up in the living room? O.o

    • @brightfamia
      @brightfamia Před 10 lety +6

      Maybe they decorated the garage? ._.

  • @gabycorea8182
    @gabycorea8182 Před 7 lety +13

    Me when I start driving : 1:20

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna Před 7 lety +14

      More like your driver instructor's reaction when you start driving with him

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 Před 7 lety +1

      *mother

  • @isaachibben6768
    @isaachibben6768 Před 7 lety +7

    "I can get more party for the booze" XD

  • @need4speedfan4
    @need4speedfan4 Před 10 lety +28

    that last line though XD

  • @drzoidberg7819
    @drzoidberg7819 Před 10 lety +101

    Watch closely at 1:05 you will notice that the car appears over the top of the red traffic light when it should appear beneath it.

    • @deaththefox7431
      @deaththefox7431 Před 10 lety

      True

    • @THATCANADIANDUDE682
      @THATCANADIANDUDE682 Před 10 lety

      Yet it dosent even matter. Perhaps it's just that the one after the one in front of you is yours.

    • @danagibbs3265
      @danagibbs3265 Před 10 lety

      At the end he crashes into the garage, but in the next frame he is in the house.

    • @Jobloxer
      @Jobloxer Před 10 lety

      He hit a ramp and flew over the traffic light

    • @alicejohnson432
      @alicejohnson432 Před 10 lety +1

      Jobloxer Then how come there are tire marks?

  • @IncorrectHB
    @IncorrectHB Před 9 lety +36

    Did anyone see that it said ted bear at the shop before the cart got ran over?

  • @catalog-de-cringe
    @catalog-de-cringe Před 8 lety +71

    1:29 who else thinks his scream is hilarious

  • @DerpyDooReviews
    @DerpyDooReviews Před 10 lety +38

    huh... the party had no people... or music... what was his friend doing in the house? staring at the wall?

    • @MrTehRave
      @MrTehRave Před 10 lety +41

      Plot twist: They were also high.

    • @TheEmpirehypnosis
      @TheEmpirehypnosis Před 10 lety +9

      "more party for the booze" -that explains alot

    • @DerpyDooReviews
      @DerpyDooReviews Před 10 lety +1

      Juan Miguel Gamez ah then that wasn't drunken rambles! he was actually telling the truth, maybe his insane driving was his way of inviting people to the party.

  • @MsZsc
    @MsZsc Před 10 lety +11

    The party was over at the end.

  • @bgoinsowo1277
    @bgoinsowo1277 Před 2 lety +5

    "W O O O O O !!!!"
    "I can pick up more party for the booze!"
    "OH SHIT!!!!
    I FORGOT THE ICE!"

  • @100livessasharosa9
    @100livessasharosa9 Před 5 lety +4

    1:57 OOOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIT!!!
    I Forgot the Ice

  • @treysmith550
    @treysmith550 Před 10 lety +15

    Lol GTA 5 blue dot moment 1:06

  • @madman2u
    @madman2u Před 10 lety +63

    He saved three people and killed one... but forgot the ice :/

  • @wilmhosenfeld5907
    @wilmhosenfeld5907 Před 7 lety +14

    Years later and I just realised his arm and beer go through the car door when he closes it.

    • @wilmhosenfeld5907
      @wilmhosenfeld5907 Před 7 lety +1

      The window has a frame, your observation makes no sense.

    • @wilmhosenfeld5907
      @wilmhosenfeld5907 Před 7 lety

      +wasdTM Don't call people ''imbecilic'' when the term ''bitch boy'' is in your vocabulary and you don't know how solids behave.

    • @wilmhosenfeld5907
      @wilmhosenfeld5907 Před 7 lety

      +wasdTM You know the arm is going straight through the frame you're just making a shitty attempt to troll.

    • @mannyxi777
      @mannyxi777 Před 7 lety

      Wilm Hosenfeld Wait- My apologies, the window frame wasn't very visible.

  • @Mooshimoca
    @Mooshimoca Před 8 lety +47

    wtf is up with the moon?

    • @doommageddon
      @doommageddon Před 8 lety +9

      +Mooshimoca The moon's surprised because the blue guy is better driving drunk than a policeman, a firefighter and the ONU doing their job together.

    • @lolawatts206
      @lolawatts206 Před 8 lety +4

      it's a bowling ball

    • @doommageddon
      @doommageddon Před 8 lety +2

      Lola Watts Lol no

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Před 3 lety

      Its as stoned as the driver

  • @castillejan
    @castillejan Před 10 lety +13

    The moons face... PRICELESS!

  • @SorahGames
    @SorahGames Před 10 lety +84

    How could you just forget the ice?! Are you crazy!!

    • @Valius_V
      @Valius_V Před 10 lety +1

      What ice? For what? I don't understand.

    • @SorahGames
      @SorahGames Před 10 lety +2

      At the end of the video he realises that he forgot the ice. :)

    • @Neariox
      @Neariox Před 10 lety +1

      bartek5207 Ice for your beverage

    • @Valius_V
      @Valius_V Před 10 lety

      Thx for explanation.
      (Neariox: Nope. I dont need ice for my vodka xD)

    • @BoostedBonobo101
      @BoostedBonobo101 Před 10 lety +7

      bartek5207 Well maybe you need Vodka for your ice?

  • @director3151
    @director3151 Před 8 lety +1

    "OH SHIT I FORGOT THE ICE" LMFAO

  • @aappaapp6627
    @aappaapp6627 Před 9 lety +62

    1:32 Couldn't he just re-scan the same case of beer over and over instead of scanning them all? It would seem to be more efficient.

    • @aappaapp6627
      @aappaapp6627 Před 9 lety

      ***** Why is it that you aren't supposed to do that? It seems to be more efficient the way I described it.

    • @CommenterMr922
      @CommenterMr922 Před 9 lety

      Adam Prueher Better question: Why have that much booze to buy in the first place?

    • @aappaapp6627
      @aappaapp6627 Před 9 lety +2

      kcuF dniM Well if you saw from the video, you would buy them for a party. Only Homer Simpson would buy that much beer for just himself.

    • @CommenterMr922
      @CommenterMr922 Před 9 lety +4

      Adam Prueher
      And many braincells were killed that night. Some call it, the Cellocaust or Beer x11.

    • @Nickw2004
      @Nickw2004 Před 9 lety

      kcuF dniM Beer doesn't kill brain cells it's scinetifecly proven look it up.

  • @WeaponSycthSoulEvans
    @WeaponSycthSoulEvans Před 10 lety +45

    I can get more party....for the booze! :D

  • @AgentZeata
    @AgentZeata Před 10 lety +20

    The shopping mart music is an elevator music version of the montage song fro Waiting for the Bus

  • @nicko5917
    @nicko5917 Před 3 lety +11

    When I first saw this masterpiece, I had high expectations because Googas was talked about in such amazing ways by a colleague of mine. I finally sat down and watched it with my friends and our expectations were instantly topped. This TV short should not be called a TV short because it is a masterpiece that tops other amazing pieces of media such as Citizen Kane and Pulp Fiction.
    When you're watching this, you might think, "There is no way this can get any better." And then it does! If you have not watched this, get all your family and friends, dead or alive, and give them the gift of letting them experience this absolute astonishing piece of film.
    This is a story about, perseverance, family, rising up against oppressors, and learning to accept each other. This could be shown anywhere, from preschools to nursery homes. This story could be a metaphor for a variety of things, like the story of Americans rising up against the British instead of sitting idly and letting their oppressors take their land.
    Overall, this is an amazing story that never disappoints. To answer the question I posed in the title, yes, yes this is the greatest piece of media of all time. Every single person needs to watch this immediately.

  • @greenbag8761
    @greenbag8761 Před 9 lety +78

    Wait a second, was the purple shirted eye stabbed on fire?

    • @greenbag8761
      @greenbag8761 Před 9 lety +12

      Stabber*

    • @Chowdonut
      @Chowdonut Před 9 lety +6

      Purple Shirted Eye Stabber's shirt is a deeper shade of purple.

    • @erykross6276
      @erykross6276 Před 9 lety +8

      ***** A purple so pure, none can look upon it.

    • @TRD-lg5pj
      @TRD-lg5pj Před 9 lety

      Eryk Ross wouldn't all the red make it impure. Also he stabs people so his soul is too impure. LOGIC BITCH!

    • @RoopeRontu1999
      @RoopeRontu1999 Před 4 lety

      No, his shirt was lavender, not purple.

  • @voltscreamratty
    @voltscreamratty Před 10 lety +30

    *"More party... for the booze!"*

    • @JShu98
      @JShu98 Před 10 lety +12

      I think he has drain bamage.

    • @TwoHeadedMeerkat
      @TwoHeadedMeerkat Před 10 lety

      Jim Jones let the know it all grammar nazis roll in

    • @Fir7shadow
      @Fir7shadow Před 10 lety

      Matt Dooley No, no, no, that's a pretty good pun there hahaha

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 Před 10 lety

      Jim Jones *sigh* And the Bill Cosby reference is lost on the masses. Well done, good sir. Well done.

    • @JShu98
      @JShu98 Před 10 lety

      ***** What Bill Cosby reference? Jk, jk. It really bothered me no one got it...

  • @AtomISmain
    @AtomISmain Před 10 lety +13

    did anyone else see the face on the moon lol

  • @phantomcorsair8476
    @phantomcorsair8476 Před 3 lety +2

    1:57 When the teacher is coming towards your desk and you realize your homework is at home.

  • @alizamaniece8243
    @alizamaniece8243 Před 7 lety +6

    1:50 look at the moon

  • @GTechOfficial
    @GTechOfficial Před 10 lety +16

    I forgot the ice!

  • @DaMarco13113
    @DaMarco13113 Před 10 lety +60

    Wait... Didn't he crash into the garage? WHAT'S A LAMP, THE CARPET, AND PHOTO OF SOME GUY IN A HAT DOING IN THE GARAGE???

    • @SkilesHasFun
      @SkilesHasFun Před 10 lety +31

      Some people use their garages as a second part of the house. I had a friend who had a similar situation in his garage.

    • @DaMarco13113
      @DaMarco13113 Před 10 lety

      WHY?

    • @SkilesHasFun
      @SkilesHasFun Před 10 lety

      DaMarco13113 Well my friend's garage was kind of a rec room type thing. But I guess it could be used as a home office or something like that. It all comes down to priorities,I guess.

    • @e.imccool8993
      @e.imccool8993 Před 10 lety

      SkilesHasFun shut the fuck up!

    • @SkilesHasFun
      @SkilesHasFun Před 10 lety +16

      e.i mccool That's a weird way to react to an explaination of garage priorities.

  • @TheStrikeofGod
    @TheStrikeofGod Před 8 lety +17

    One of my first C&H
    Still my favorite

  • @JakeTheL3mur
    @JakeTheL3mur Před rokem +1

    This will Always be my Favorite Cyanide & Happiness Short LMAO

  • @Guthix_268
    @Guthix_268 Před 10 lety +13

    moral of the story: always drive drunk

  • @Dragonmaster146
    @Dragonmaster146 Před 10 lety +14

    O SHIT I FORGOT THE ICE XD

  • @BleuBlox
    @BleuBlox Před 2 lety +1

    I come back once a year to remind myself how much I miss my childhood

  • @Jqnxxed
    @Jqnxxed Před 7 lety

    One of my first and favourite CH videos

  • @jagotato
    @jagotato Před 10 lety +23

    The ice is very important

  • @aamer111
    @aamer111 Před 10 lety +20

    get more party for the booze lololol

  • @moexis1238
    @moexis1238 Před 8 lety +68

    first one i saw from this channels years ago

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords Před 8 lety +1

      Same here. Mine was either this or Waiting for the Bus. They're both classics. I can't believe this video is just under three years old. It seems like I've been watching them most of my life.

    • @Person-cd7tn
      @Person-cd7tn Před 7 lety

      Same

    • @TheMath2011
      @TheMath2011 Před 7 lety

      agreed. i was 10 or 12 or something

    • @garaofthesandful
      @garaofthesandful Před 7 lety

      same

  • @Ty_Guy3
    @Ty_Guy3 Před 3 lety

    This video is still the best this many years later.

  • @bigwolf131
    @bigwolf131 Před 10 lety +31

    Okay how or why was that dude on fire

    • @ArmisHart
      @ArmisHart Před 10 lety +14

      spontaneous combustion of course o.o

    • @bigwolf131
      @bigwolf131 Před 10 lety +4

      Dammit do you people learn nothing from South Park? Fart dammit FART!...
      ....
      ....
      i made a fart joke...-_-
      i'm gonna go punch myself in the face a few dozen times, then slam it through a brick wall. later

  • @lordcam1
    @lordcam1 Před 10 lety +16

    I honestly didn't have much of a problem with the new comment system, but when everyone started spamming useless crap, I kinda saw the point. Interestingly, it's the users that made the comments section into a pile of useless horseshit, not Google. So to everyone posting these Tanks, Bobs, "you wanna see a problem with the new comments section", "click to see a dog", etc., SHUT THE HELL UP

  • @ILoveMyGfMel
    @ILoveMyGfMel Před 4 měsíci +3

    Even now this is a great classic one

  • @MxichaelsRoblox
    @MxichaelsRoblox Před 5 lety +2

    back here after 6 years

  • @aratisharma7288
    @aratisharma7288 Před 10 lety +16

    Oh god ... he foregot the ice .... hilarious

  • @Andytlp
    @Andytlp Před 10 lety +3

    The best part is all of it. The scream tho... even better.

  • @tfcdprogram5175
    @tfcdprogram5175 Před 7 lety +3

    *runs over guy* 'OH SHIIT! I FORGOT THE ICE!' lol that part had me dead

  • @chriso9345
    @chriso9345 Před 8 lety +38

    The moral of the story? Driving drunk has absolutely no negative consequences. well besides forgetting the ice

    • @FatalBlow113
      @FatalBlow113 Před 8 lety

      At least she didn't *get* killed!

    • @chriso9345
      @chriso9345 Před 8 lety +1

      +The Last Wanderer The driver was MEEEEEEEEEE hold on i forgot the ice *kills another one of your friends*

    • @NotThePh0enix
      @NotThePh0enix Před 6 lety

      TiggerNits true 😂😂😂😂

    • @admiralhipster863
      @admiralhipster863 Před 4 lety

      STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS

  • @AlquimistEd
    @AlquimistEd Před 10 lety +7

    0:40 his arm goes through the car door. lol

  • @TheReefer17
    @TheReefer17 Před 10 lety +13

    1:20 TED BEAR, wednsdays at 7.

    • @LesDinoboys
      @LesDinoboys Před 10 lety

      you forget MELVIN'S POTATOES, 0,99$

  • @vanessaruiz4705
    @vanessaruiz4705 Před 7 lety +10

    i love the cashier XDD

    • @tmcato1026
      @tmcato1026 Před 6 lety

      Mara Ram I can not stop today

  • @lorenzom6507
    @lorenzom6507 Před rokem

    Almost ten years later is still one of my favourite video evere lol

  • @TheVenuxKristo
    @TheVenuxKristo Před 10 lety +10

    Step 1: Press the settings-icon in the down right corner of the video
    Step 2: Select "Speed"
    Step 3: Set it to 0.25
    Step 4: Press this: 0:41
    Step 5: Look closely at the guy's arm
    Note: Step 1-3 only works on a computer (Not phone/tablet)

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban Před 10 lety +13

    "i can get more party
    for the booze!"

  • @benmcdonough8996
    @benmcdonough8996 Před 3 lety +1

    This ones one of my favorites

  • @blowsmokeable
    @blowsmokeable Před 9 lety

    these comical twists at the end are the best