Beer Run - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
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Created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin
Animated by Rob DenBleyker and Chase Suddarth
About Cyanide and Happiness:
Cyanide and Happiness is a daily webcomic on www.explosm.net that was created by Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick and Matt Melvin in 2005. - Komedie
1:36 I love this small detail of the cashier being so much on autopilot that he's not paying attention to which way the box is facing, and it takes a few tries for him to snap out of it and look and realize why it's not scanning. It's both realistic and amusing.
song in the background was also from "waiting for the bus"
Low wage jobs be like:
The drunk saved the purple-shirted eye stabber...
Dun dun dunnnn
Maybe that's the reason why there is "the revenge of the purple-shirted eye-stabber"... 0_o
Maybe that's the reason why there is "the revenge of the purple-shirted eye-stabber"... 0_o
his shirt was blue
spiderboy9199 it was a shade of blue, it just looks purple when he's on fire.
Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen, this is hilarious.
Everytime, I crack up!
Theresa Brown very true
heh
5 years later - still funny.
You should watch Brandon farris then lol
Drink and drive and you become a hero.
Seems legit.
hybridxxl Except for the end
***** You either beer run as a hero
Or drunk drive long enough to see yourself become the villain.
GeneralCane This comment deserves way more recognition.
Isabel Racine But he forgot the ice
hybridxxl He killed 2 people and stole from someone who had bought a shit ton of grocery with their own money. Not exactly hero material.
Legend has it he's still driving.
Illusive Prime and screaming.
old timer I've seen him down here in Texas going for Mexican tequila
How about the fuel?
"Aw sh*t! I forgot the ice!"
Never forget the ice.
NEVER, EVER, FORGET THE ICE.
he killed somebody
HOW DID YOU FORGET THe ICE...grabbing all those beers that took a long time, going back home and finally realizing you forgot it...
Rei good thing you censored shit or I would’ve been offended
How I think my first drivers test will turn out.
XD
+chaosriders79 God speed friend become a hero!!!
You made my day
+Tristan Sojer he ruined mine
better than his if your not drunk
He's not the hero this city needs
*He's the hero this city deserves*
uh
+MinecraftDarkPvP You have failed this city.
Lmao
Clorox Bleach, You Again?
ENDER SIMON BOI 698 well he been here for a year now.
Everyone is forgetting the fact that he actually stopped (somehow) to buy the beer and even look sober to buy the beer.
Christian has forgotten, or perhaps never knew in the first place, that he/she was watching a video on CZcams. Christian does understand the concept of non-nonsensical humor, and now should probably go watch something else.
Spencer Lipscomb erm... thanks?... ...
@@QruisSChristian your welcome
Remember kids, if you drive drunk, good things will happen, but you'll kill your friend.
I love how he actually did good deeds while drunk driving until he ran over his friend
Those screams while he drives had me on the floor
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“OH MY GOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAA-“
He's not the hero we want, but he's the hero we need.
it fits perfectly
He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we needs right now **
Le Potato Except that doesn't fit the video
Except that's the real quote (except I replaced Gotham with we, because you know)
Le Potato Aaaaaand you just killed the joke.
0:57 That's basically how my first time driving was.
So, when you first drove you saved a person from robbery, save someone from burning to death, hit a shopping cart then all those groceries went to a homeless man, then ran into a house killing someone, while drunk? Wow, must have been a weird experience :)
yesh! :3
This is the video that started my life-long enjoyment of the best damn adult comic company
my friends and I quote the “can you grab some ice” line all the time
Drunk driving stops crime, saves lives, feeds the homeless, *AND* makes your living room into a Garage?
Well, time to get smashed.
***** He did all that, and when he got home. Something horrible happened...........................................................................
......................
He forgot the ice.
***** Bruh i have heard every day atleast 100 people die from drunk driving (or is it i dunno but it happens daily)
Non-British Gamer he’s joking
imma edit that out DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
@@twist_ending7545 Username checks out. :P
I'm gonna drive yelling like this
For a period of time we'll redirect the broken ones to the fixed ones, then eventually delete them.
Cyanide and happiness 😊
one of the best phrases to come out of C&N: "I can get more party for the booze" 😂😂
And don't forget; "You're not ma babysitta"
I love that line😂
I actually got a bit happy because the homeless man got FOOD!!!
Me to.
Um what?
+Kin Thegamer (Kin2444) yup
+Per-Ove Larsen aye me too!
If u looked in the ban scenes he also got hit with the shopping cart
Wait. he crashed into the garage... there was a living room in there?
His living room is near the garage.
***** Shhhhh
Stopwith your logic mortal being...
If your calling me darling that's a bit weird.
And i will not get you a sandwich.
If your talking to ya wife why do you have to type that comment if your wife is not on this comment chain?
My bad, Baby, my bad! PEAAACE!
I hope this taught you a valuable lesson kids! ALWAYS DRINK AND DRIVE!!! You'll help a lot of people
But the downside is, you'll always forget the ice...
True
I can't like you comment because it is at the perfect amount.
Luke DS
dominique mcclain Aaand now it's not.
Remember kids... if you're going to drink and drive... don't forget the fucking ice. Seriously, write it down or something. I shouldn't have to keep reminding you; it's goddamned annoying. What are you, 10? Also, would it kill you to pick up a dozen limes? You know how Linda gets if she doesn't have limes for her fucking Margarita machine. Jesus.
🍫🍫🍫🍪🍪🍪...take these....and make some smores....because your comment fit so well with this video. ^-^
I am the 12 year old who knows how to make a black and blue let me tell you
1.Pour a blue moon into glass of your choice
2. Get spoon and flip it over to the bottom curved side over glass
3. Pour Guinness on spoon
4. Have small talk until head is down
5. Serve and enjoy.
In case you didn't know.......... And reminder A 12YEAR OLD.
+Tytus Wellington so you have shitty parents that drink a lot or are you the alcoholic here???
TheTNTPlayer -- Hey, TitPussy... you... you bask the fuck off (hic). You leave dis... leave dis kid alone. You are just jellus cause you don't have... wait, what? Don't be jellus.
I will come through this comment section and fite you m8
1:32 waiting for the bus music...
RIP 50mph man
Lol tru
Yup
turn on captions and it says [muzak]
1:54 That's me Lol
Sometimes both...
Mind blown with no mouth near my head!
Loved it how a random guy covered in flames just spawned out of nowhere hahaha
Poster behind him said "Join a Gang!"
Don't drink and drive. Don't text and drive. Don't drink and text.
+MixZ Wrong. You *NEED* to drink and drive, you could kill Hitler's falimy! And a lot of bank robbers too!
Don't drink and drive, don't drink and light explosives!
bdawk20 XD
+MixZ Don't fart and drive either it can be very deadly
+MixZ O contrate! that ;last tone is fun as hekcl
ahaaahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
Gotta love that "Waiting for the Bus" theme music Easter egg at the store. Genius
I noticed that too
By my count, he saved three people that night. He only killed one person, his friend.
"OH SHIT! I forgot the ice!"
this man has his priorities strait.
Oh shiit I forgot the ice...ahhhhhhhh
Potatosheeplee I love that part a lot
He doesn't give a fuck about his friend
1:20 Seriously who doesn't even eat pasta?
Me...Problem?
+CodenameJackimo Get out.
I agree, not eating pasta is a crime in nearly every country and state in the world
Except Utah, Utah is just... Utah
I'm a pastafarian and I was offended.
+Eliott “ReDeathRay” Castafolte 😁😁👍👍
He saved 2 lives and helped a homeless man while being drunk
Not to mention he killed one as well
Oh yes that is true
21ninesco
Weeeelll... 2-1 sooo... ...but then... he forgot the ice so... yeah, he shouldn't have done it.
SereneFlight
but someone paid for that food... -1
2 lives - 1 life = 1 life
Forgot the Ice though...
OH SHIT ... I FORGOT THE ICE
"I could get more partyy for the booozzzeeee ! "
Notice how everything he did when he was driving (other than killing his friend) was actually helpful to others.
Thanks Cpt. Obvious!
Lord Kitty No problem. Hit me up if you need anything else pointed out.
Well that's one less asshole on the planet. I think he did good.
Proof: He let his friend drive drunk.
hwy you dont know his friends story maybe he was a complete dickwadouche, in my opinion it was kinda hinted he was a bad dude
Roflpwnage when you are drunk you make bad decisions and cannot think things through, they were both wrong but due to the influence of alcohol, his friend isn't to blame, in fact... neither of them are, at least for getting in the car anyway, their bad decision was getting drunk in the first place.
"I can get more party for tha booooos!"
booooooze*
Alcohol is bad, ghosts are good.
HELP I can't stop watching these shorts!
Why
Why
@@kirbdabirb5627 Why
I watched this for the first time in 8th Grade, and it still makes me laugh 😆
1:52 - The living room is in the garage?
Yes...do you have a point?
maybe its a man cave..
Lol GTA 5 blue dot moment 1:06
What had me dead was him making it to the store in one piece 💀
1:50 look at the moon
Tell your parents you'll be a super hero when you're drunk. (Moral of the story)
I love how the beer just disappears from the back seat.
He drank it all.
@@darksunrise957 😂
1:57 OOOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIT!!!
I Forgot the Ice
Me when I start driving : 1:20
More like your driver instructor's reaction when you start driving with him
*mother
He saved three people and killed one... but forgot the ice :/
The moons face... PRICELESS!
I just realized... that is a very well-decorated garage.
"I can get more party for the booze" XD
huh... the party had no people... or music... what was his friend doing in the house? staring at the wall?
Plot twist: They were also high.
"more party for the booze" -that explains alot
Juan Miguel Gamez ah then that wasn't drunken rambles! he was actually telling the truth, maybe his insane driving was his way of inviting people to the party.
that last line though XD
Did anyone see that it said ted bear at the shop before the cart got ran over?
XD Yes
Finally someone says yas
no but i saw ted bear play darude-sandstrom
yoy get a coike if you dont delet my comets and yes i saw it
yeah really cool
1:29 who else thinks his scream is hilarious
1:43 is the best scream
No no no....0:09
@@reesekegley3622 yeah
No 1:00 is the best one hahahaha
Or :59
He hit the garage and ended up in the living room? O.o
Maybe they decorated the garage? ._.
The party was over at the end.
1:43 OH MY GOD AAAAAAAA-
wtf is up with the moon?
+Mooshimoca The moon's surprised because the blue guy is better driving drunk than a policeman, a firefighter and the ONU doing their job together.
it's a bowling ball
Lola Watts Lol no
Its as stoned as the driver
Watch closely at 1:05 you will notice that the car appears over the top of the red traffic light when it should appear beneath it.
True
Yet it dosent even matter. Perhaps it's just that the one after the one in front of you is yours.
At the end he crashes into the garage, but in the next frame he is in the house.
He hit a ramp and flew over the traffic light
Jobloxer Then how come there are tire marks?
1:20 TED BEAR, wednsdays at 7.
you forget MELVIN'S POTATOES, 0,99$
"W O O O O O !!!!"
"I can pick up more party for the booze!"
"OH SHIT!!!!
I FORGOT THE ICE!"
This will Always be my Favorite Cyanide & Happiness Short LMAO
The best part is all of it. The scream tho... even better.
moral of the story: always drive drunk
"OH SHIT I FORGOT THE ICE" LMFAO
1:57 When the teacher is coming towards your desk and you realize your homework is at home.
The shopping mart music is an elevator music version of the montage song fro Waiting for the Bus
The ice is very important
1:37 I hate it when it doesn't scan
1:57 me when i have school tomorrow and in monday
How could you just forget the ice?! Are you crazy!!
What ice? For what? I don't understand.
At the end of the video he realises that he forgot the ice. :)
bartek5207 Ice for your beverage
Thx for explanation.
(Neariox: Nope. I dont need ice for my vodka xD)
bartek5207 Well maybe you need Vodka for your ice?
I can get more party....for the booze! :D
For the *booze
Nigel Williams Ah my mistake, ill edit that.
Lol there drunk
1:32 Couldn't he just re-scan the same case of beer over and over instead of scanning them all? It would seem to be more efficient.
***** Why is it that you aren't supposed to do that? It seems to be more efficient the way I described it.
Adam Prueher Better question: Why have that much booze to buy in the first place?
kcuF dniM Well if you saw from the video, you would buy them for a party. Only Homer Simpson would buy that much beer for just himself.
Adam Prueher
And many braincells were killed that night. Some call it, the Cellocaust or Beer x11.
kcuF dniM Beer doesn't kill brain cells it's scinetifecly proven look it up.
I come back once a year to remind myself how much I miss my childhood
I forgot the ice!
Step 1: Press the settings-icon in the down right corner of the video
Step 2: Select "Speed"
Step 3: Set it to 0.25
Step 4: Press this: 0:41
Step 5: Look closely at the guy's arm
Note: Step 1-3 only works on a computer (Not phone/tablet)
his window was open
scorchedshadow His arm phases through the edge
Years later and I just realised his arm and beer go through the car door when he closes it.
The window has a frame, your observation makes no sense.
+wasdTM Don't call people ''imbecilic'' when the term ''bitch boy'' is in your vocabulary and you don't know how solids behave.
+wasdTM You know the arm is going straight through the frame you're just making a shitty attempt to troll.
Wilm Hosenfeld Wait- My apologies, the window frame wasn't very visible.
When I first saw this masterpiece, I had high expectations because Googas was talked about in such amazing ways by a colleague of mine. I finally sat down and watched it with my friends and our expectations were instantly topped. This TV short should not be called a TV short because it is a masterpiece that tops other amazing pieces of media such as Citizen Kane and Pulp Fiction.
When you're watching this, you might think, "There is no way this can get any better." And then it does! If you have not watched this, get all your family and friends, dead or alive, and give them the gift of letting them experience this absolute astonishing piece of film.
This is a story about, perseverance, family, rising up against oppressors, and learning to accept each other. This could be shown anywhere, from preschools to nursery homes. This story could be a metaphor for a variety of things, like the story of Americans rising up against the British instead of sitting idly and letting their oppressors take their land.
Overall, this is an amazing story that never disappoints. To answer the question I posed in the title, yes, yes this is the greatest piece of media of all time. Every single person needs to watch this immediately.
Yes
I think you're overthinking it
Wtf is Googas.
@@NoriMori1992 channel 101 classic
@@nicko5917 I am no more enlightened than I was before.
*"More party... for the booze!"*
I think he has drain bamage.
Jim Jones let the know it all grammar nazis roll in
Matt Dooley No, no, no, that's a pretty good pun there hahaha
Jim Jones *sigh* And the Bill Cosby reference is lost on the masses. Well done, good sir. Well done.
***** What Bill Cosby reference? Jk, jk. It really bothered me no one got it...
did anyone else see the face on the moon lol
Even now this is a great classic one
1:25 haha. *luck.*
0:40 his arm goes through the car door. lol
Wait... Didn't he crash into the garage? WHAT'S A LAMP, THE CARPET, AND PHOTO OF SOME GUY IN A HAT DOING IN THE GARAGE???
Some people use their garages as a second part of the house. I had a friend who had a similar situation in his garage.
WHY?
DaMarco13113 Well my friend's garage was kind of a rec room type thing. But I guess it could be used as a home office or something like that. It all comes down to priorities,I guess.
SkilesHasFun shut the fuck up!
e.i mccool That's a weird way to react to an explaination of garage priorities.
Wait a second, was the purple shirted eye stabbed on fire?
Stabber*
Purple Shirted Eye Stabber's shirt is a deeper shade of purple.
***** A purple so pure, none can look upon it.
Eryk Ross wouldn't all the red make it impure. Also he stabs people so his soul is too impure. LOGIC BITCH!
No, his shirt was lavender, not purple.
1:13 He saved the purple shirted eye stabber
Oh god ... he foregot the ice .... hilarious
"join a gang" 1:14
*runs over guy* 'OH SHIIT! I FORGOT THE ICE!' lol that part had me dead
The moral of the story? Driving drunk has absolutely no negative consequences. well besides forgetting the ice
At least she didn't *get* killed!
+The Last Wanderer The driver was MEEEEEEEEEE hold on i forgot the ice *kills another one of your friends*
TiggerNits true 😂😂😂😂
STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS
Oh sh*t... I forgot the ice 1:57
Oh thanks I COMPLETELY missed that part while watching the video.
1:20
Ted Bear
Wednesdays at 7
This video is still the best this many years later.
back here after 6 years
Okay how or why was that dude on fire
spontaneous combustion of course o.o
Dammit do you people learn nothing from South Park? Fart dammit FART!...
....
....
i made a fart joke...-_-
i'm gonna go punch myself in the face a few dozen times, then slam it through a brick wall. later
the blue guy sounds like eddy from ed edd n eddy when he screams and when talks at 1:22
One of my first C&H
Still my favorite
Why
Nice pfp
It's been 3 years and it still makes me laugh uncontrollably