Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #5
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Crane Game
Opposite Day
Sad Ending
Desperate
Dick Tucker
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere
Don't Go to Space
Confession
Grandmas House
Mothman
Seashell
Staring Contest
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“Oh no last coin”
Me: you dropped half your quarters
Same lol
She could’ve just told someone that works there lmao
@@z_novaa4277 Then it wouldn't have been full of suspense if she could save the baby...
How the fck did he/she crawl in there...
Lastly, where was your crazy Mom when you got away.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
moisesdiaz201529@gmail.com youtu be
For real tho 😂
Imagine someone just practicing the lines “Dick Tucker, the easily aroused secret agent!” Over and over
Say it five times fast.
This was funnier than the clip
I'd be laughing so hard in the process:,)
Hehe hard
@@kradlinks2880 did it
Who all are watching it on 2024 😊
Mee
Me
👋🏽 🙃
OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL, CARES
-Peter griffin
Me
Can’t believe it’s already been seven years
Soon 8 years
Fr that sad ending part used to scar me now it’s just sad
sigh
Fr
i used to watch these as a kid and never understand the adult jokes
been a nice experience binging these again
"Lets try the sad ending" *gets ad, cries*
A
*laughs in youtube premium*
@@cjpec2207 bruh
I never thougth I would meet someone with CZcams premium
@@cjpec2207 loser
@@hollowgab6531 hello sir
If it's opposite day, they should all just sleep all day instead of waking up lol
That's SO TRUE
Makes sense.
Instead of pooping through ass they should eat through it.
Alka Seltzer the opposite of sleeping is waking up so it makes sense
It was night when they woke up
I literally laughed for 30 minutes for the "I am alcoholic" scene.
Literally shouldn't be used as a substitute for hyperboles.
Same
XDXDXD
@@nameless.greyceo , how hard did you wheeze?
hehe, 666th like 😈
Who else here used to watch this as a kid and thought nothing of it til now?
And then she put a pickle in the stroller, funniest shit I've ever seen.
I didn't get it, care to explain?
*no*
@@minor1822 watch rick and morty, then scroll through memes for a year
@JAAYY PS he dies in the claw machine anyway
Wasting $1.50 on a claw machine instead of calling the staff
Just imagine someone shouting they have the most confortable ass in a chair store.
People would look at them like a idiot
bloxboyoutube underground I’d burst out laughing.
Oh no
Normal Tuesday for me
Plot twist: It's not opposite day it is just another normal day in Australia.
“The American Dream”
Anarchy.chaos.freedom
POV: you have gone to Australia now give me all the parakeets
Lol
XD
For the sad ending massage parlor, I like to imagine they get pets that are old that badly need to be put down and have a deal with the pound and local veterinarian to do the old yeller reference. Only way they would be able to do even with the dark nature of C&S
The dog is a trained actor, much like the boy.
@@EikoandMog so it’s a trained lethal injection too?
@@McThiccums69 no, its a cartoon.
But when the woman starts mast***bating him😂😂😂😂
@McThiccums69 it can literally just be saline, or some other harmless injectable liquid.
The dog just needs to play dead, it's not like the guy checked the dog himself
There’s nothing more disconcerting than a Cyanide and happiness character when you can see the whites of their eyes
That's tru tho
So true
😂
Rothenberg
L ok 👌fine
@@amydalmas623 and they are all of us
Rothenberg
L
So opposite day is just the purge
One weird purge
.l.
That got dark really quickly lol
criminal be like
wow I guess I won’t do Opposite Day this year
Man, cyanide knows how to make us laugh and cry🤣
I'm gay
10:24 why did he twitch like that lmao
He was too scared to
Anyone else want a sequel to “Don’t go to space” but it’s “Don’t be a fireman”
Banana Guy me
Banana Guy fuck yeah
Miss Seel me
Yes
Yes
"Studies show 100% of all deaths happen on Earth"
No no, he's got a point.
technically three people died in space with the soyuz11
Teng 99%
Alec Cruz yea
**Laughs in cosmonaut**
There has been on death in space
1:22
Every nation’s military defense: I think we all know where this is going so let’s just skip to the end
On the opposite day one I thought about like,robbers getting in a bank and filling the vault with money
This reminds me of a good ol' joke: Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Or like food in Venezuela, not everyone gets it.
Oof
I would actually like seeing you get cancer, you do not know what it is. I survived leukemia when I was 8 years old had for 3 years. Don’t say anything like that please.
@@joseguerra4385 Oh come on! Take it easy! That's exactly what dark humor is. I understand you though and I hope you're doing better now.
Thank you for understanding sorry for being harsh.
When the lady put the dog down I almost cried
Me to
Fishes have faces Lol my doggy died almost the same way and i cried so so much when i saw it
I though she would also put the boy down 🤣
Same!!!
@@Alpha_IceWolf F
9:03 bro I knew there was going to be his butt there lol
I thought it was going to be his but flesh
Dick Tucker is by far, my favorite one out of these
"STAY OUT OF THE ROOM ON THE LEFT!"
*proceeds to go into the room on the left*
yeeeet
Like every white girl in horror movies
R\wooosh
It's from goosebumps
What the hell
Sometimes I’m worried about the people that work at explosm
priyal bodh same!
priyal bodh why
You need certain motivation to have this kinda creativity!! The humour is pleasantly dark.
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Same here
I love how it took him his entire life up to that point to realize he had a comfortable ass.
That dont go to space skit cliffhanger left me wanting more
I need more of "dont be a" skits
Fun fact: you shouldn't put any force or effort in your eyes at a staring contest, that's what makes them close easily.
Really? Thanks
Random Reviewer i know that lol
Thats cheating
@@exalteddark529 I don't see how...🤷🏾♂️
Random Reviewer thank you! Your very kind.
Cyanide and happiness in a nutshell: they had us in the first half ngl
Other than the grandma 😂😂😂😂
Tru
*DEMONIC LAUGHTER*
@@Diemund1 why the fuck do 6 yr olds Allways say haha like srsly stfu
Blxckout84 you’re mad cause someone *LAUGHED* at a joke??? Omfg people nowadays get pissed at everything, it’s so fucking annoying like srsly stfu and mind your business
"how did you die?"
"i got pushed off a building by my penis"
i watched this as a kid
Same😢
"As a child"
@@AL1CE_ i meant a kid
@@R3icht4ngleand?
I just wanna say confession is one of the best shorts there is, it's so simple but perfectly made
Pretty weird
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I don’t get that one
@@SoberGarage same
@@SoberGarage she spits out her wine shocked that he is an alcoholic and he sucks it up bc he's an alcoholic
Still have no clue how the baby got in the crane game
its a pun pun
some women try to have a baby so they could later smuder him in the cradle
That One Awkward Guy I really don't get the ending. Why did she try to suffocate a pickle?
The baby Fathers john Arbuckle
TVD_GameZone it wasn't the one she wanted
Chijindu Okoro Oh, that makes sense.
But they give the space suit Free when you are an astronaut 9:47
These are the videos that you forget about but when you rewatch them you remember every detail
So if it is Opposite Day, it isn’t Opposite Day
Yes you are right :D
Arnav Batra HOLY BALONEY YER RIGHT
I think the universe imploded
The Opposite Day paradox
yaD etisoppO sti
5000IQ revelation: It’s not the chairs that are comfortable..... ITS MY ASS!!!
Read this as he said it
Think do you sit on any radioactive lately?
I mean same i sleep on the fooor its quite comfy but also explain my back pain
@@evilgamerplays same
@@evilgamerplays my back and spine hate me - floor person
This scene got me dead 💀 3:53
11:52 I like how he confessed and then drank her spit and wine.
that was so damn funny
"Studies show that 100% of deaths happen right here on Earth"
The 19 people who have died in space: I'm gonna stop you right there
People who died in the air: bruh moment
@@DeadpoolPlayz uh…who’s gonna tell him?
@@APersonOnCZcamsX you try I got your back
Don’t forget the rovers you disrespectful little-
@@sickofseeingjustsomeguywit8168 but i have the high ground
6:34 A true classic
ikr
no many how many times I watched, I could never remember where did he sit...
madyinn Stewart
09:02
can't believe it took me this long to realize ass-man is voiced by Arin Hanson
13:14
So that’s where that one guy said naked grandma to Steve Harvey’s question, “Name something a burglar wouldn’t want see in a house he’s robbing”
"...Jupiter to get more stupider"
Bruh
The sad ending was actually sad
Ikr
So, a woman touching a mans dick is sad?
Did u want the sad ending to be happy
Ya
@@jonasphu they ment the sad part
Not when the woman...
2:26 on second thought I will stay in
Means he will go out
Hahahahahah
Dun dun dun, dadadadadaaaa dadadadaaa dadadadaaadaa dat!
@@verog3137 َم
Your 255 liker :D
no he said mabye I wont go out today
I like how the clock goes back in opposite day
8:04 reminds me of the doctor video by brew stew for some reason
but since it's opposite day, he WILL go out today :D
CaptainObvious0000 Hahahaha xD
But he opposite of opposite day is a normal day, so it shouldn't even happen
The opposite of a normal day is an opposite day. Which would then become a normal day. But if it was a normal day there wouldn't be an opposite day in the first place. If opposite day didn't exist there wouldn't be anything to convert the normal day. *MAKE IT STOP*
LOL
CaptainObvious0000 but they said it's Opposite Day. Which means it isn't Opposite Day
Grandma's house, the best horror movie I've seen in the last decade and didn't even last a minute! Genius.
😂😂
I gotta say, the “don’t go to space” one was actually pretty educational, and it actually says true facts about the planets
me lembro ate hoje quando esse video foi lançado recebi a notificaçao adorava assistir esses desenhos
I love how subtitles say "with slightly russian accent"
Right when i read this that scene came on
Денис Могила time stamp?
When?
@@slimeking2056 5:50
@@bread7893 5:50 i think
Not so fun fact:
You can’t hear the ocean through seashells it’s actually just the sound of your own blood rushing through your brain
i already knew that
@Panagiotis Antonatos - MYP4 nothing but strange, not good, not bad, just strange
ik
@Panagiotis Antonatos - MYP4 bad. xD
Thanks
The dark comedy of Cyanide & Happiness never gets old
I was not ready for the sad ending finish
First one at 0:49 she said
Aww last coin
Me. But you dropped a bunch of coins when you took out the first one
Ivy Bee that’s what I was thinking
Lol she did
Same same same like how though like hooooowwwwwwww???????????????😐😐😐
Ivy Bee THANK YOU
superdude yay how’s that a r/wooosh
*Sad ending*
Me: ok it’ll just be sad.
Explosm: *shows footage of Nazis*
M: oh.... ok.
You forgot
*Kills dog*
M: *crys*
Mimikyu TV you forgot the end where she jacks him off 😂
It’s not nazis it’s the Russians marching
Salomon Diaz then why is there someone with a hat with an eagle on it, which, during ww2, was what German officers wore.
@@baggierbobcat3324 no it's not they have swastikas on them
14:28 for those wondering, he isn’t faking. That’s just how you run in water
11:26 if you look at the remote you can see the animation when the dad clicks the button. but when he puts the tape in... the animation is still there. good job ExplosmEntertainment.
I'm sorry I dont see what youre talking about lol, which probably means it's just a small error anyways
Dude no one cares
I see
3:58 wtf this is hilarious
31
3:58 that caught me so off guard 😂 I’m dying
😂😂😂.same
Lol 😂
Nice, you got benifits
SAMEER
Yh omg
This was my first episode to ever watch of cyainde and happines and i watch it till this day
The sad ending one where the massager beats up the guys meat just jumpscared me💀
EARTH NOT SAFE
2020: that seems true
Make sure to tell all family members "Never EVER EVER EVER EVER EEEEVER tine travel into 2020
Yep 2020 made sure of that
facts
Usa: has been since i was created
2021 too 😂
Sad Ending
me: why would you do that?!?!
Explosion Entertainment: because you said sad Ending.
Me want cap.
Who just came to watch this classic again
8:14 when the doctor shows what the clipboard says:
“Rob voted for Hitler”
Remind me To go to a Strip club on Opposite Day
Imagine you go to strip club expect free money but there you find fat and strong mans and they say: Sory babe its oposit day ! Dont look and we tuch you ;)
Ok
That means everyone would be dead
Don’t go to a strip club
Same
Sad ending
This won’t be sad
Me nearly crying at the dog
🐕😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bruh I legit cried lol
i know it was so sad the dog was a bit like mine because i have 3 dogs and and she doesn't get to much attention because her mom used to be our only dog and then she got pregnant with 8 dogs we gave 6 away and kept her and the only girl and the oldest dog and the girl doesn't get to much attention and i get to pet her but the oldest takes a lot of space and i try to pet her but he always wants me to rub his tummy but I'm trying to pet the girl but she's not sick but she really needs a lot more attention even though she sheds alot
And the end 🤣
The sound at the end made it all ok
The cashier bro:WHAT THE got me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 😍🍊😍🍊
8:58 LOL that ending 🤣
XDD
At least it’s the most comfortable chair the the galaxy 🤣
What the fu-
The ad popped up when he started what the fu-😂😂😂😂
I think Grandma’s house is going to traumatize me.
Yep...
Dude that sad ending one nearly made me cry fair play
I was 11 when I first watched this channel and I didn’t get many of these jokes. Now, I laugh at every one of these.
Nothing better than a father crushing his son's dreams.
Or a mother...
🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥Crush Dreams for the children born in Tosays world...
..supported by the school dept...or teachers or goverments...etc!!!!!..
They just squeeze out the Real Smart. And leave the rest of if behind...Yuk..!!!!!
Its his job 😂
Nah school does that for me just fine
.
It can’t just be me where the comfortable ass guy was one of the first cyanide and happiness short I ever saw
The first one I ever saw was Rudy it's a b**ch **s life
It's all a blur of endless content at this point, but most comfortable ass is one of my favourites.
This is fuking good oh sorry God
Same here
i like how i watched this when is was FIVE.
I was like 9 or 8 years old 😂😂😂
I was prob 7-10 watching these, childhood memories
Well technically there's a few people that got "lost" out in space missions, so they didn't die on earth. 99.9999999999999999% to a whole new level
I don't understand how her baby ended up in the crane machine in the first place.
I think she had no baby in the first place.
Exactly
She was holding that baby in the photo...
She dropped a few coins as well she had a few mo gos
maybe her baby already pass away.. the bawling ball & cucumber is just her imagination of her baby
Big Black Butts 🤣🤣 He said it with so much force in his voice.
That was the reason why it didn’t abort probably, it just stopped
If it’s Opposite Day, everything is opposite, including the day, which means it is a normal day. But it’s Opposite Day?
PARADOX
It's been so long since I've watched Cyanide and Happiness 😂😂
Don't you just hate it when you lose your baby to a claw machine
LaurelTree - 43 the baby seems safer in the machine lol
Truuee
Hey, planned parenthood works with what they've got!
LaurelTree - 43 yah.... basically happens to me everyday. 😂😂
hi5dude2 hej
Someone: Oh boy its opposite day!
Me: but its opposite day
Same person: uh... but uhhh... uhnamaa... uhh... *vegetative_state.exe has been opened automatically*
Lol
Sometimes?
Your not wrong
Out of literally all of the comments in this entire goddamn section
*This makes the most sense.*
Asdfmovie x Cyanide and Happiness crossover would be great
13:13 that kid has been traumatized forever.
@Jarred Jay he probably did
I like ya cut g
11:06
Grandma: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN HERE
Kid:AHHHHHHHHHHH
Mj the Knight Monkey in your closet saw this comment just as it happened😂😂
LOL
What was she doing in there in the first place 😂!? I have one idea but, it's a kinda innaproriate and may haunt your nightmares 😏.
Mj the Knight Mon
Yeah lol I thought maybe it was a bunch of dead bodies so I'm held up in suspense and ultimately see her naked XD. But how tf did she get back into her room after telling the kid not to go in there?
13:14 is when the child was scarred for life
It Is the Grandma Jumpscare in the kid
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN HERE!”
A A A A A A A A A A A A
I IMMEDIATELY GOT AN AD AFTER THAT
The alcoholic one was the first one I seen a while ago. Now I'm hooked
Legend says the baby is still in there to this day
“Oh no last coin”
Me: that’s not even your baby
And when she tried suffocating it 💀 lmfao wtf
I think that was the joke
That’s the joke.
@@horseradish2184 I still don’t get the jok
@@unreal727 the joke is that she wasn’t aiming for the baby, rather the pickle. THAT was her baby.
I remember watching this 2 years ago at my school and the teacher was behind me the whole time
That heppend t me to teice
F
She was watching with you
F
You actual mad lad.
Never gets old
Was watching this 8 years agos and gonna rewatch😊
"100% of deaths happen on earth" XD
Michael Withington-Walsh NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Theo F-U your right its more like 99.9 recurring % because 22 people died in space
Michael Withington-Walsh negligible
+Michael - If we only count human deaths, it is (about) 100 milliard. And 22 people have died in space. This means that 99.999999978% of deaths happen on earth or about 100 % (because we only have two significant figures). If we were to count all deaths, no matter human or not, it would be difficult to even evaluate without rounding.
Simon Smith There have been several billion deaths on earth. And there are more every second. It's ridiculously hard to calculate the percentage of deaths on earth.
*spills five quarters*
Mother: Imma pretend I didn’t see that
The crane game was the first cyanide and happiness video I remember watching
The first one has to be one of the weirdest scenarios ever dreamt up.