Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #9 Revised
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Sorry for the repost. CZcams put age restrictions on a few of our shorts. (GASP! Censorship!) We wanted to make sure there was a version everyone could watch.
Hungry for another compilation?!
Princess
Cooking
Ted Bear
Dinner with the Folks
Footsteps
Shark Dad
Ribs
The White Knight
Salt
Therapy
It's Not What It Looks Like
Ted Bear 2
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Ted Bear shaking his ass and the sound effect is just hilarious.
It works
@@grahamhale3829 lol
I love the sound effect, but poor ted
Imagine the guy actually clapping his ass for this role.
The Ted Bear thing sounded sooo legit until the bacon tree but that’s what to expect with this series
So true
Ikr
I remember the first time I ever saw “Ted Bear” and him just miraculously finding bacon made me laugh so damn hard 😂
@@dabbingteruteru476 the voice actor is Arin Hansen from gamegrumps. He's very talented and awesome!
I still follow his advice it keeps bullies away when I shake my butt like he does
During “shark rad”, billy says no one wants cupcakes, but later, you can here a kid say “I love cupcakes”
That's the fucking joke
r/woooosh
@@suitcase__ Thank you
Yeah the little lid in the pool
@@suitcase__ why I wonder who asked
R.I.P. Ted Bear; the man with the most convenient survival strategy
He survived his own death.
@@Mazaroth 🐱👤
I think the camera guy set up that bear trap
He survived from his own death🤔😀
Why does SharkDad hit right in the feels :(
Shafee Hassan Same it makes me sad
Stanisław Czuprynski yeah the boy does kind of act like a brat
Mr. Quagmire hey giggity gittity gittiy
Shafee Hassan dont know
Shafee Hassan 😭😭😭😭
I actually had feels for the dad on the shark one
whenyoutryyourbest butyoudontsucceed SAME
whenyoutryyourbest butyoudontsucceed same...
whenyoutryyourbest butyoudontsucceed I did
whenyoutryyourbest butyoudontsucceed that piece of shit son
Same😢
13:25 you can see a poster that says "shark is love, shark is life"
Shrek is love shrek is life is a weird video
Plot twist:Ted bear becomes sad Larry
You lied to us...
What if that were true
Holy shit... He looks like him, too!
What if he actually was the white knight therefore the mask.....
I was Thinking that was Larry's origin story lol
I feel bad for Ted bear's camera man
Robert Miller
I am a late person.. but same. XD
Ikr
"Ugh dad, this is a boys party"
*girl is swimming in the pool*
Maybe she’s a tomboy..?
;-; so tomboys are literal boys, you mean transgender.
That meme is dead
Probably his sister
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 girls are there and i heard someone say i love cupcakes
Princess: LOVE 💘
Man: GonNa gET LAid
Simple Art Diaz yes.
Ok I see you comment on Markiplier's vids then this...hmmm
Owen Deitz when?
I ain't afraid of getting laid
24:18 This one gets me every time...imagine doing this irl 🤣
Wait you don't do this
Yea you don’t do that
For anyone wondering, this was reuploaded due to CZcams placing age restrictions on them.
Edit: you mean * To make money* _from old content_ from people off all ages.
Completely agree + Jay bird
+ jay bird EXACTLY. This channel has become all about the money, less about the content :(
Katrina M.B They want everyone to see there videos. A lot of people who use CZcams don't have an account. You're making an assumption.
Katrina M.B if they wanted more money why don't they upload them individually? That would make a lot more money.
Shark dad needs to pull out the shark belt
Delali A. Shark belt oh ah ah
I think that shark rad is awesome because he was his dad right and I’m the doom slayer and that’s what I would do to!!!
Dun Dun. Dun Dun.
fDelali A.
Shark dad is ugly his face was ugly
I love the fact that even if it was made as a joke, the songs are still bops
"It's actually, a crustacean"
Best line
do you eat your asians with or without the crust?
@@salmonellq2981 without crust
Man I don't wanna drink crustaceans
Is tasty at the first
Billy: Um this is a BOYS party Dad!
Me: Then why do I see 2 girls in the pool
Jimmy Neutron plus cupcakes are for everyone
Jimmy Neutron FREAKING TRUE
Jimmy Neutron SAME
Fuck sharkrads son
Jimmy Neutron 😂😂😂
dinner with folks was an unexpected one and a funny one
so true, and then she said HELL NO when there was the gay couple.
+Robert McCray YOU HOMOSEXUAL
TheTURDtool I thought it was funny and then she said no, i like how they were defending gays and you know the others, but I liked it when they had the true girl who hates the stuff, forgot what's it called
Kafrop Cod ok
No it wasn't.Her family were effing satan worshippers
We Need "Ted Bear" In The Movie
Yea, I will watch it for Real~
I like Ted bear
"You're "whale-come."
Omg 😂😂😂 I have a dirty mind.
I wonder what whale cum looks like
@@y_a_e_l. Hey that's why they're called "sperm whales"
I feel bad for sharkdad :(
ElEcTr0_PL4YS_RBLX same if i had a son like that i would but him up for auction
Ya it wasn’t funny
Ye I feel bad for him too
I feel bad for shark dad
Yeah
Ginny Weasley me too
i know it 13:34 😒
Ginny Weasley I do to
My mom would beat the living shit and christ out of me
The son sucks
The best thing about Cynade and happiness is that even if it’s offensive it’s funny
I agree had to type it
Shark rad vs White knight: Dawn of justice
Find out the outcome next time on Dragon Ball Z
R.I.P. Ted Bear you'll always be in our hearts...
Bryson Rubendall FigurantFigurant
He did actually ate is di*k
Bryson Rubendall oh and on ted bear two and three.
Ted Bear hiding in his clothes is my spirit animal.
This is Disney for adults
Disney IS for adults.
I’m just gonna tuch me dick
@@MrParkerman6 uhh.... what?
disney+
The white knight would represent Disney in it's early days lol.
R.i.p Ted 2018-2018
Then reincarnated so he is ok hopefally
mr jevil he was reincarnated, he just never died to begin with
Oh ok
@@creative_commander4973 or he jesus but thats just a theory a stupid theoru
the shark dad made me depressed
Sure sure, person with a 2015 meme as their profile pic.
Rafael Vinals same
Same
Same
Sound like it
So uh..... Why are people stupid? Complaining about compilations being uploaded when the regular schedule has been unaffected is just asinine. They are still uploading a new short every week, the compilations have replaced literally nothing.
Wow. You are a a marketers dream. So so naive.
Then inform me. I hardly ever watch the compilations. It doesn't bother me. I still get the same amount of content I want. If you don't want to watch it just don't click on it and just click their regular uploads like I normally do?
jay bird You are the naive one!
Lol completely agree with jay bird so many naives children here hahaha
+ jay bird hahahaha exactly
8:40 Gordon, they be sacrificin' ya *LAMB SAUCE*
Reeeee
We found the lamb sauce FINALLY
Where’s the lamb sauce: i sleep
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?!: real sh*t
8:40 : *ASCENDED*
Lamb Sauce *L O C A T E D*
17:23 "Well, they're all criminals! I can tell just by looking!"
Holy shit, every time.
It's so interesting how these short clips can make you doubt your reality.
Shark Dad should've ate everyone :3
*eaten
DreyAnime phycopath
White knight was funny asf.I also rhink its funny that tedd clapped his own cheeks at the dude and the raccoon😂😂
Who tf was white knight funny 😐because it was about black people?
@@lloydeackles9172 because it poked fun at a usually serious situation and the comedic timing was good
8:08 i love how she says the chant from the first chucky movie
Thank God you clarified that for me. I was like, I've heard that before.
Give the power I beg of you
I just heard it
he put up with her sadistic family, but the woman can't deal with an interatial gay marriage?
Brandon Taylor that's the joke.
Brandon Taylor who the fuck could?
Brandon Taylor it's a joke
Brandon Taylor not merely sadistic but satanic as well.
Brandon Taylor - thats the joke.
Who thought the plane was going to light the forest on fire
Joe Jeffy yessss
Joe Jeffy i
Joe Jeffy same
Yep
Me
So everybody just gonna act like they didn’t just do a satanic ritual
Yes.
What don’t you?
Which satanic Ritual? Be more specific
Hail Satan
I feel bad for Shark Rad. 😢😢😢
9:36
She acts like this...
Even though she pretty much forced him to go through this 7:40
Wait for it...
That was the joke. But good god how insensitive dat bish was 😂
She says "I swear to Christ" like no you swear to Satan dumbass
ted bear one was ironic
EVERYBODY READ THE DESCRIPTION!
Listen, nooooo one cares of their excuses to make more money off the same ish. Ohhh nooo their videos were age restricted before, guess what if they make so that theyre not age restricted...it is *NOT* because they care about little kids feeelings, its because they want to make the most *MONEY* from everyonneeee NOT by posting more original content, but by reuploading content they already made money from us for!! If you dont understand that, than you are too young to understand why is grown ups are giving up on this channel and sticking to THE HUNDREDS OF *OTHER* actual animators who work twice as hard on longer animations and still hash out New content all the time, for instance *Domics* , *OddOnesOut* , *Simons Cat* , etc.etc.etc.
kessie garcia I know. I get it I was telling people to at least read the description
But... they put out a new short every week though not even counting the compilations. And a little mini thing too. I don't know any other animation channels that put out a new short a week.
kessie garcia You say that like they still don't post new animations every week.
kessie garcia lol I literally just said the same thing as you on another comment😁 people just don't understand
Therapy is by far the greatest animation piece I've seen from you guys!!
GONNA GET LAID
Jazz Avakin Doodee Lee doo
N o
24:52 Assassin's Creed in a Nutshell
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahhahhhahha
Allen the Red Mage lol
True man
Lol hehehe
The mum was chanting the thing from Chucky in dinner with the folks 😂
Poor shark rad
That salt one was actually kinda disturbing 😬
Chocolate chip muffins!
Ughpuhewyuck
*...raisins...*
Slushy119 DAMN YOU RAISINS!!!
Can relate
I can only imagine how many times you replayed that part to get the exact sound to comment. 😂
I can relate to Ted Bear on a spiritual level 😂
I found my spirit animal...TED BEAR.
No you can't.
lmao
"'There's no such thing as a fruit fish' well you're right it's actually a crustacean"
19:21 he looks like he wants to buy some chocolate
It makes you live forever
"I smelled your criminal blood from up to two miles away!"
Aww Shark rad is Shark dad ;x; poor shark dad is bullied by his son
MaypletheFoxVA sharksad :(
Ted bear in a 'bear' trap heheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehe
PhonyLocket1 or bear grylls
Seen Shark dad so many times now and still hits me in the feels...
Ted bear 2 was the best thing I’ve seen on dis channel
its sad when the high point of your channel is posting compilations of older videos. youve really lost your touch.
High Noon Please read the description
CongaMaster how about instead of re uploading the compilations they just make new shorts *gasp*
Tristan Dwyer they r posting there main shit on other websites/apps which u got to pay for
They simply don't care about this youtube channel anymore. They r making more money working for other companies thats y
THEthatdude Trust me, I want new vids instead of these compilations. I just want people to use common sense to check the description if they want to know why they had to re-upload the compilation.
Tristan Dwyer Lol ima just pirate the paid content then they don't even get money from CZcams ads!!!
8:39 that's a baby goat. A Baby goat is called a kid so either way he killed a kid
It was a sheep not a goat. You an tell by the way it was drawn by the artist(s).
I was just about to say that
Same I cringed and go to 17:08 he has Hitler shoes
@@mochi8694 it's actually a goat because goats will soon become a sheep soo
Lol, it would be so much fun seeing Mothman VS Shark Rad VS White Knight VS Dick Tucker VS Agent 7 VS Ted Bear xD
Vs Easily Erect Secret Agent
9:49 When you think about it. This has a lot of true spiritual meaning
Sometimes when god closes a door, he throws your TV out the window. You might think you're miserable and suffering, but remember that there's someone up there watching you all the time, pointing and laughing and making weird noises.^^
For those complaining in the comments, their reason for re-uploading this is in the description. Secondly, if you don't like their compilations then don't watch them. They still upload their original shorts every week. They only reason they do it because someone else does it on their channel, might as well get paid for it since it's their content.
*FLIES* *AWAY*
People are allowed to voice their opinions, just as you voiced you opinion right now of their opinions. Lol just like you said dont watch a compilation if you dont like it. Well i say move on if you dont agree with a comment lol. Tis all. Gday
kessie garcia idiot this comment is not an opinion, cause there is evidence from the DESCRIPTION
Pro Blade
true... many of these are being ripped off... This is smart of them
l
oh look ted bear is back
The mirage counseling one is cool.I love it.it shows how a bad relation ship can be.
Ted Bear always finds a way to survive 💀
Poor shark dad.
CHEESE :D he sucks
LMAO wtf
CHEESE :D your profile picture is perfect with your comment😂😂😂
I like shark dad
I think it's shark rad
Ted bear is easily the best one😂😂😂😂
I am more than certain that he is Aussie
10:55 the lord is truly this man's Shepard
“Sure you’re at the right house, Sharkrad?” I was rolling
Is anyone not going to talk about how Ted Bear drunk through a fruitfishes p*nis straw? 😂
Jimin Park 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 at least he got that protein in.
There's no such thing as a fruit fish
Its a Crustacean
That wasn't his penis, that was his intestines
Jimin Park no, no one is
TED BEAR is mainly focused on Man vs wild , 'Bear Grylls'.....He meant every thing/every animals or insects are foods and edible for Bear Grylls....
KHRN Star well duh
KHRN Star He's also Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson, the worst video game player on the planet
I bet it took you a whole day to figure that out.
he knows when to drink his own pee
KHRN Star
Thank you captain obvious.
Ngl that princess song keeps getting stuck in my head
Both of the prince songs get stuck in my head
That TED BEAR song at the end is legendary!
2:28 Ted bear #1
22:33 Ted bear #2
egames roblox thank you 😂❤️❤️👍
OH! NATURE
Egames roblox thanks
Its actually a _unspellable_
Egames 2000 thx
26:33 *top ten saddest anime betrayals*
RyyGuyy16 l
Ll
25:57 That director needs a medal for the most dirty minded laughs!!!
In the memory of ted bear got me in my heart DEEP
Dinner with the folks was funny as hell
Genji Watch I see what you did there...
12:06 shark dad skipped leg days it seems
13:00 he definitely does
But not arm day
"I was riding you."
God damn, how accurate that is.
🔥🤟🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🔥
First one gets me every time! I’m dying!!!! I’ve been replaying it for 30 minutes now hellllllpppppp!!!!!!
Ted Bear was to funny
ol ted let him self go worst then a couch potato
On one clip he has coke on his nose right (muffin)
#lel
Um too not to
Your spelling is to poor
You guys are not allowed anywhere near Disney. Ever.
Allen Hernandez why not
Exactly
got that right
Allen Hernandez nah, theirs is better
WHO THE HELL R U TALKIMN TO
Honestly the biggest plot twist was on “foot steps” 😂
the fact its the same apts and even the bilboard from "don't talk" in "it's not what it looks like" is coo lol
I almost died laughing at Ted Bear 2
Irish herobrine64 slug sex.
are you actually irish because I am
When a humanoid shark is a super hero and your dad is the only humanoid shark in the world
I wonder who sharkrad is?
2 years later and now im seeing it... THE PUPPETS WHERE THANOS SNAPPED
W
8:05 Eyyyy! So that's where the PurgaTony chant is from!
"Ah-dey du-ey dambalan!
Give us the swapsies, I beg of you!"
I love that the subtitles are in Spanish until it gets to 6:14, when it says, "GET REKT M8."
Ted Bear spits fire.
You were supposed to make me laugh, Explosm... YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!
10:40 the animation at this point made me think I was watching a movie
Why does Shark Rad put up with his son at all
MandM 26 yeah I know right
Oh hey, didn't see yah scrolling down the comments there!
I hope your comment will survive as well as mine.
I'm Ted Bear and I'll see you next time! ;)
*Edit:* Wow! Didn't expect my comment to reach the top, thanks! ^^
Well when being a survivalist just like me, yah might find out that it sometimes comes in handy to use another name as cover. In this way, nobody will be able to recognize your real identity.
It looks like this survival method worked on you even though I did make a major mistake by telling you my real name in the comment.
You should try it out as well Daisy and good luck with the survival! ;)
Elias Jensen VT cfcfcfc TV gvt
XD I keep reading your comments with an accent
Haha, cheers mate! ^^
My comment has achieved its purpose :D
Elias Jensen I am following your comment so I hope I will survive
The best funniest part is white knight clip...and ted bear wagging his butt....with that patting sound....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....I'll die out of laughing man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am as ready as ready can get for Ted Bear 2. 😂
BACON! WE MUST BE UNDER A BACON TREE! 💁🏾
Jackie Clayton PRAZE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie Clayton Me finding the easy way out
It's a reupload of a group of reuploads. INCEPTION!
Insert Name hahahaha
Reuploadception!
There’s a lot of different one but the theroy one is heart warming and sorta inspirational
I can see the girlfriends family graduated from the school of Temple of Doom and Child’s Play