Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #10

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    Can you believe what we put in THIS compilation?!?!
    No Brainer
    Ladder
    Clownterview
    Whaddaya Say
    Eggs
    Repulsel
    Goin Down
    The Oven
    Hunting
    Donovan Duck
    A Nice Day
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  • @dramaalertdramaalert7462
    @dramaalertdramaalert7462 Před 7 lety +672

    At 5:44 minecraft grass sounds (ps don't click the links I'm getting links that I can't delete it's only a virus)

    • @belthuzard5696
      @belthuzard5696 Před 7 lety +35

      2_Mercy_4_U why should he kill himself?

    • @mikeruane4744
      @mikeruane4744 Před 7 lety +1

      Doggie Path copyright

    • @W1ngy
      @W1ngy Před 7 lety +12

      Who's the 9 year old on the video? The one telling people to kill themselves or the one who just pointed something out? I was actually looking for this comment for the Lols because I could point it out too

    • @jacksonschihl6464
      @jacksonschihl6464 Před 7 lety +3

      Doggie Path found that to

    • @default975
      @default975 Před 7 lety +3

      Doggie Path I noticed that to

  • @odallard
    @odallard Před 6 lety +504

    The "ah, shiiiit" at 0:46 is life.

    • @tntmage5303
      @tntmage5303 Před 4 lety +3

      odallard thanks

    • @Mohammed-bn1mu
      @Mohammed-bn1mu Před 4 lety +3

      True

    • @kearonharris6438
      @kearonharris6438 Před 4 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NikoboiNFTB
      @NikoboiNFTB Před 3 lety

      "Aah shieeeaaat"

    • @oggrennlove8438
      @oggrennlove8438 Před 3 lety

      @@kearonharris6438 ,cbbbbbvkķjķķjjjķķķĺpólllllķpppppp00000000000000000p0pp0ppppp0pp00pp0000ppppppppppp0ppppppppppppp0pppppppppppp000p0p0pppppppppppppppppppppppppp00000

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 Před 5 lety +1987

    5:43 anyone notice Minecraft

  • @d7nogginpopper191
    @d7nogginpopper191 Před 5 lety +506

    I guess you could say: they were high as a kite

  • @crisvaldehueza9016
    @crisvaldehueza9016 Před 7 lety +470

    Roses are grey
    Violets are grey
    I am colorblind

    • @xssaj
      @xssaj Před 7 lety +1

      Cris Valdehueza lol

    • @icecreamgranite1218
      @icecreamgranite1218 Před 7 lety +5

      Cris Valdehueza funniest thing ive seen on the comments, which isnt suprising becuase its just game of war memes.

    • @alcarunevalcarune8066
      @alcarunevalcarune8066 Před 7 lety +1

      Cris Valdehueza ded 💀💀

    • @dread3165
      @dread3165 Před 7 lety

      Cris Valdehueza just like progammerjay

    • @cyborgcreeper2496
      @cyborgcreeper2496 Před 7 lety +5

      Cris Valdehueza
      Roses are red
      Violets are red
      My eyes are bleeding

  • @annabellethe1301
    @annabellethe1301 Před 7 lety +463

    2:32 Wow he is super good at entertaining birthday parties

  • @thefnaf_foxy1162
    @thefnaf_foxy1162 Před 4 lety +157

    *George, I wanna have a lot of fun tonight*
    George: I’ll get my ladder

  • @greenbean6365
    @greenbean6365 Před 6 lety +350

    Eggs - The origin of Ants in my eyes Johnson

    • @maple8574
      @maple8574 Před 5 lety +6

      So, more like *ants in my everything Johnson* !? :D
      *kill me*

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy Před 4 lety +2

      PaleRose
      nnnnnnnno! Suicide isz wong!

    • @lesleygalvin3239
      @lesleygalvin3239 Před 4 lety

      HI IM ANT IN MY EYES JOHNSON

    • @dl0g09
      @dl0g09 Před 3 lety

      Wait, was a reference of Rick e Morty?, which ep i don't remember

  • @gmandonnan
    @gmandonnan Před 7 lety +140

    9:08 the baby has the deepest voice of them all

  • @Dan-ne7mw
    @Dan-ne7mw Před 7 lety +247

    That Donovan Duck one KILLED me...
    I'll walk myself out.

    • @jahkariousconley1003
      @jahkariousconley1003 Před 7 lety

      Dan 😂 lol

    • @dddd-oz6qh
      @dddd-oz6qh Před 7 lety +1

      Dan i dont get the joke with donovan

    • @Dan-ne7mw
      @Dan-ne7mw Před 7 lety +6

      David Leon The joke goes like this: it makes you think you're about to watch this Warner Brothers looney toons esc type of show and they called it Donovan Duck. But in reality they called it Donovan Duck (not because that's what the guy was about to name the duck Donovan) but because the guy yelled Donovan, duck! (as in get down) explaining jokes kinda ruins it tho lol

    • @KirbyKips
      @KirbyKips Před 7 lety

      Dan *cuts head off*

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 7 lety +1

      Off of what? your feet?

  • @mr_quack_quack8417
    @mr_quack_quack8417 Před 4 lety +114

    The dog one with the cake was kinda wholesome

    • @bluedye4087
      @bluedye4087 Před 9 měsíci +1

      The dog is an absolute chad

  • @Kewl_Kabewm
    @Kewl_Kabewm Před 5 lety +122

    That stork one was surprisingly cute

    • @Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf
      @Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf Před 4 lety +6

      Minus the stork death it was cute!
      He wanted kids! And wanted his kids to have siblings. What they looked like didn't matter to him.

  • @jeffreylin4035
    @jeffreylin4035 Před 7 lety +1386

    I guess you can say the clown was "fired"
    Kill me

  • @TheParablade
    @TheParablade Před 7 lety +639

    I also hate it when a guy in a wheelchair starts pissing on me

  • @paris2777
    @paris2777 Před 5 lety +363

    He got a C-!
    **Sigh** I’ll get my ladder
    Gotta bring those grades up, need a ladder to bring em’ up

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy Před 4 lety +2

      No the joke is about child abuse not motivation

    • @cashflow8166
      @cashflow8166 Před 4 lety +11

      @@kayozzy r/whooosh

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy Před 4 lety +3

      Cash Flow
      I didnt interpret the joke. I was being sarcastic. Aaaannndd i stole your face.

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 Před 4 lety +7

      @@kayozzy r/woooooosh

    • @codybeeber1
      @codybeeber1 Před 4 lety

      **Sigh** unzips

  • @lilceeznugget2295
    @lilceeznugget2295 Před 5 lety +84

    When the ant one came on a ant crawled on me and I freaked out XD

  • @haylzArenaBreakout
    @haylzArenaBreakout Před 7 lety +190

    That repulsal one when he walks back its minecraft sounds lol

    • @haylzArenaBreakout
      @haylzArenaBreakout Před 7 lety +4

      5:45+

    • @madhatter8509
      @madhatter8509 Před 7 lety +2

      Lucky Trax I realised that too!

    • @MrGuy-xq5uv
      @MrGuy-xq5uv Před 5 lety +2

      Its the sound of breaking grass

    • @tasuu_
      @tasuu_ Před 4 lety +2

      James Pepene wow it’s the group of minecraft nerds that know every noise in the game! can I join too?

    • @MrGuy-xq5uv
      @MrGuy-xq5uv Před 4 lety

      @@tasuu_ sure can I see your ID *hands over book* thanks!

  • @infinite-e4376
    @infinite-e4376 Před 7 lety +65

    lol who else would of crashed that plane after hearing all of that

  • @loloagogo5115
    @loloagogo5115 Před 7 lety +166

    10:29 I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE OMG that was so gross and weird and terrifying

  • @peggyraymond2460
    @peggyraymond2460 Před 5 lety +308

    “I must have dark sense of humor, i laugh at everything involved with blood.”

  • @TheMinecraftOverlord
    @TheMinecraftOverlord Před 7 lety +805

    It is not possible to watch one of these without scrolling down to the comments.

  • @Maybe3111
    @Maybe3111 Před 4 lety +34

    Who notice that the dog was probably the one who fought against that guy on another episode

  • @renascitur7051
    @renascitur7051 Před 4 lety +57

    "Were going to call you..----" *"DONOVAN, DUCK!"*

    • @rubiks_20
      @rubiks_20 Před 3 lety +1

      If you watch the next one then you’ll know how it really happened.

    • @VarunGupta3009
      @VarunGupta3009 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rubiks_20 that's kinda the whole point.

  • @nwenler2405
    @nwenler2405 Před 5 lety +29

    12:03 wait. Did he say.
    DONAVAN DUCK?

  • @BushDidMT-T
    @BushDidMT-T Před 7 lety +1512

    Roses are red
    Love is fake
    Weddings are just funerals with cake

    • @theeastwind3772
      @theeastwind3772 Před 4 lety +35

      +without a rotting human body in a wooden box while everyone is crying because of a brain failure

    • @itsjxstincredible5669
      @itsjxstincredible5669 Před 4 lety +24

      gotta get some Rick and Morty on this shit

    • @wall-nutgang8654
      @wall-nutgang8654 Před 4 lety +17

      I’m 14 and that’s deep

    • @Varsocona
      @Varsocona Před 4 lety +21

      What kind of lame funerals do you go to that they DON`T serve cake? Geez.

    • @grimreaper6821
      @grimreaper6821 Před 4 lety +3

      @some person who watches videos 10

  • @aaronwhittington2493
    @aaronwhittington2493 Před 7 lety +20

    Let's take a moment and appreciate exactly how much shoulder strength the second clip would take

  • @fire_destroyer8140
    @fire_destroyer8140 Před 4 lety +14

    5:43 the stopping sound is from minecraft

  • @SeaGLGaming
    @SeaGLGaming Před 5 lety +91

    11:56 That's some Final Destination shit if I've ever seen it

    • @therhinotron
      @therhinotron Před 5 lety +1

      SeaGL Gaming lmao true

    • @ProbablyMei
      @ProbablyMei Před 5 lety +1

      true

    • @killcat6944
      @killcat6944 Před 5 lety +2

      Lol true

    • @bugsy0422
      @bugsy0422 Před 5 lety

      When I saw this comment, I thought, “nah, it’s too outlandish”
      Then I remembered the guy who got his entrails sucked out through his anus

  • @gregheffley479
    @gregheffley479 Před 5 lety +28

    5:43 wait that’s illegal

  • @KishibeRohan
    @KishibeRohan Před 7 lety +293

    That dog was awesome

  • @jsmash716
    @jsmash716 Před 5 lety +18

    “We’re going down one” is when I got so confused

  • @hannahlong2825
    @hannahlong2825 Před 5 lety +169

    *i worry about the people at explosm*

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous Před 7 lety +142

    Good way to catch up on the ish I missed

  • @supreme5154
    @supreme5154 Před 7 lety +18

    When no nut November ends 1:04
    Me:The guy with ladder
    Tree:My meat

  • @danikahammerschmidt9932
    @danikahammerschmidt9932 Před 4 lety +18

    no asked but
    it would take approximately 27 billion ants to lift the average home assuming they are leaf cutter ants and the house weighs 180,000 pounds

  • @obtusetriangle6563
    @obtusetriangle6563 Před 5 lety +23

    12:58 It was time for thomas to leave. He had seen everything.

  • @Exobyte
    @Exobyte Před 7 lety +516

    Roses are red
    Violets are swell
    Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

  • @suso6425
    @suso6425 Před 7 lety +189

    I bet there's someone who finally gets the Donavan duck joke

    • @Mc513tv
      @Mc513tv Před 7 lety +5

      Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad i do but could you briefly explain it to me

    • @deadchannel2468
      @deadchannel2468 Před 7 lety +3

      Xx OPT10NAL xX thats like saying i do but i also dont know what the hell it means.

    • @Mc513tv
      @Mc513tv Před 7 lety

      Metron 65418 nvm i get it

    • @denitdj
      @denitdj Před 7 lety

      Xx OPT10NAL xX ???? so what is it!?

    • @Mc513tv
      @Mc513tv Před 7 lety +14

      Deni Thompson o get it he was gonna name the duck donavon duck and his name was donavon so someone told him to duck

  • @2o9.jakeeee64
    @2o9.jakeeee64 Před 5 lety +99

    6:58 Who else yelled out ALABAMA at the top of their lungs?! 🤣

  • @HexenMeister06
    @HexenMeister06 Před 5 lety +23

    In the repulsel short
    When the guy walked on the ground
    They used the minecraft grass sound effect

  • @sparecoochiemaam2562
    @sparecoochiemaam2562 Před 7 lety +68

    13:04 WAS THAT PETE WENTZ

  • @nathanielthehunter737
    @nathanielthehunter737 Před 7 lety +14

    the plane one was hilarious

  • @omarabdel-sayed2792
    @omarabdel-sayed2792 Před 4 lety +21

    Ah! Ants Ants, Everything is Ants!
    Oh God What Have You Done?!

  • @perreonfletcher2412
    @perreonfletcher2412 Před 3 lety +3

    0:57 dude literally hit a tree till the cat fell out😂😂😂😂

  • @shrfboi9050
    @shrfboi9050 Před 7 lety +37

    5:43 THE MINECRAFT SOUND EFFECTS

    • @alcarunevalcarune8066
      @alcarunevalcarune8066 Před 7 lety

      OmegaLOL hey I resent that I love Minecraft ANNNDD Cyanide & Happiness 😂

    • @shrfboi9050
      @shrfboi9050 Před 7 lety

      OmegaLOL I don't really like the game that much, I was just showing how cringey old Cyanide & Happiness was, using *minecraft* sound effects of all things...I never said that I even played Minecraft.
      Obviously only the "people of the comments" are stupid enough to assume just because someone talks about something they automatically love it. Guess now I have to confront Leafy about how he seems to love Minecraft, and how Obama is completely for supporting ISIS.

    • @joshcopeland2786
      @joshcopeland2786 Před 7 lety +1

      Shrfboi So?

    • @veeeen
      @veeeen Před 7 lety

      *Shrfboi* ikr

    • @shrfboi9050
      @shrfboi9050 Před 7 lety

      lol idc

  • @umok4716
    @umok4716 Před 7 lety +24

    2:12 the cannon says "world famous CANNON O BRIEN 😂"

    • @FuriousTaco
      @FuriousTaco Před 7 lety

      YoungHalfBlood XP we don't need any more gosh damn clownnssssss

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 Před 5 lety +130

    Heroin and needles really scare me
    Not from personal experience or seeing it
    But I’ve seen pictures and heard about it and it freaks me out

  • @eddyss6285
    @eddyss6285 Před 6 lety +39

    4:58
    Some say the kid survives and goes back in time in morg city in shadows of evil to become the one and only Nero with his comrades Jessica, Floyd, and jack Vincent.

  • @shittyfortnitecontentcreat9927

    10:31WTF

  • @dexyl5341
    @dexyl5341 Před 7 lety +63

    DONT PRESS SHOW MORE CAUTION!!!
    You cheeky rebel you

  • @northerner7433
    @northerner7433 Před 5 lety +10

    5:33 I choked out of laughter

  • @varytea3983
    @varytea3983 Před 6 lety +3

    3:33 guess you could say their high as a kite

  • @mortysmith6090
    @mortysmith6090 Před 5 lety +23

    I remember showing my friends the Repulsel clip when I was in grade 5😂😂😂💀

    • @theeastwind3772
      @theeastwind3772 Před 4 lety +1

      you are probably still in 5th grade if you actually have a grammar like that...

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 Před 7 lety +421

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have no creativity
    TheLegend27

    • @happyracing3359
      @happyracing3359 Před 7 lety +5

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I have no creativity
      becus of thelegend27
      Still dosen't rime, but idgaf :D

    • @cheeseypickledoof6168
      @cheeseypickledoof6168 Před 7 lety +1

      Happy gamer, you basically just copied what TheZoroarkTrainer wrote! Also, you are not very good at spelling, are you?

    • @happyracing3359
      @happyracing3359 Před 7 lety +1

      CheeseyPickle Doof I know :D

    • @simpan404
      @simpan404 Před 7 lety +39

      Roses are red
      Violence is good
      They said i wasnt cool
      So i shot up the school

    • @xxmx1539
      @xxmx1539 Před 7 lety +4

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      This makes no sense
      Microwave

  • @delfinolerma8677
    @delfinolerma8677 Před 4 lety +38

    7:37
    I didn't know it was snowy I Alabama

  • @Neonto
    @Neonto Před 5 lety +2

    I loved that „hahaha look how fast I’m going .... ah shiiiaaaaaat“

  • @ephraimsgold7789
    @ephraimsgold7789 Před 7 lety +407

    george george donald trump is building a wall
    Ahh i will get my ladder

  • @mobilebio4447
    @mobilebio4447 Před 5 lety +23

    7:02 Sweet home Alabama!

  • @matteplatinum2839
    @matteplatinum2839 Před 3 lety +4

    8:04
    That's Karen thinking about her next move to tell the manager

  • @recsira
    @recsira Před 4 lety +18

    0:41 anyone notice the poster

    • @arashhallaj9471
      @arashhallaj9471 Před 4 lety

      What does it say?

    • @recsira
      @recsira Před 3 lety

      @@arashhallaj9471 Go back by about 10 seconds.

    • @julie4300
      @julie4300 Před 3 lety

      @@arashhallaj9471 It says "This is different text to what ot said before lol"

    • @julie4300
      @julie4300 Před 3 lety

      *it

  • @tobyrogers873
    @tobyrogers873 Před 4 lety +10

    “No worry son I’ll get my ladder”

  • @lottsaquatics4385
    @lottsaquatics4385 Před 4 lety +3

    “Smoke weed errryday” on his list. I felt that 😂😂😂

  • @cryguy6111
    @cryguy6111 Před 4 lety +3

    I could have the worst day of my life watch one if these vids then id be alright

  • @tarsh0323
    @tarsh0323 Před 4 lety +2

    I laughed so hard at the Rapunzel short. Omg.

  • @thegachamaniac7992
    @thegachamaniac7992 Před 4 lety +7

    7:40 LOL the people who's argueing

  • @insidious140
    @insidious140 Před 4 lety +8

    12:00 final destination in a nutshell

  • @leverage3089
    @leverage3089 Před 6 lety +1

    The sounds of the prince walking on grass in Repulsel sounded exactly like minecraft noises.

  • @gamesaccount9801
    @gamesaccount9801 Před 4 lety +3

    2:11 “Cannon O Brien” lmfao

  • @legendxgamingtv5175
    @legendxgamingtv5175 Před 7 lety +21

    this dude terrified for lie xD 5:42

  • @desibear97
    @desibear97 Před 7 lety +75

    0:18 A Apple A Day...
    means medical staff and equipment.
    Try a burger

  • @Tomiokasan99
    @Tomiokasan99 Před 4 lety +11

    "You stole my heart and my wife I have nothing to live"

  • @canadiancalisthenics7230
    @canadiancalisthenics7230 Před 4 lety +3

    The horror on the prince's face

  • @xqoth
    @xqoth Před 7 lety +114

    5:44 it sound like it mincraft feet walking it a coppy of the sound watch it

  • @Wolf-zb3qe
    @Wolf-zb3qe Před 7 lety +24

    The reposle one the horse sounded like legend of zelda ocarina of time one and the walking was like minecraft

  • @oilyscreen4759
    @oilyscreen4759 Před 5 lety +6

    0:44 how the hell did that motorcycle came from the rooftop

  • @53Carolyn
    @53Carolyn Před 4 lety +2

    4:45 never egg somebody’s house kiddos

  • @qEagleStrikerp
    @qEagleStrikerp Před 7 lety +4

    Took me a while to realize it is "Donovan, duck!" xD

  • @bthy384
    @bthy384 Před 7 lety +14

    And kids, this is why we buy fire insurance

    • @komayo
      @komayo Před 7 lety +1

      It's just insurance dude

    • @pandacow9995
      @pandacow9995 Před 7 lety +23

      no its insurance for your fire so when it goes out they pay you so you can build a new fire

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 Před 7 lety +6

      Nathan Odem This guy gets it

  • @notrishi0
    @notrishi0 Před 4 lety +2

    7:05 **Games Of Thrones Intro intensifies**

  • @Inxanities
    @Inxanities Před 4 lety +2

    i thought he was going to name the duck Donovan! LOL 11:30

  • @DonkeeNoodle
    @DonkeeNoodle Před 7 lety +590

    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    Trees are red
    I set your garden on fire

  • @Jordan-nd6fh
    @Jordan-nd6fh Před 7 lety +122

    1 view 10 likes good job youtube

  • @guildjonah4156
    @guildjonah4156 Před 4 lety +3

    1:11 that face xD

  • @Jhereckk
    @Jhereckk Před 2 lety +1

    Aww. I just wanna give Larry a big hug. He deserves all the love in the world.

  • @ThatGuyWithSomeSubs
    @ThatGuyWithSomeSubs Před 7 lety +12

    Omg the old man toiler one actually freaked me out

  • @TikOLoRd
    @TikOLoRd Před 7 lety +112

    the end was halaruios xD

  • @mlstrategygaming2965
    @mlstrategygaming2965 Před 5 lety +3

    The dog at 8:37 is cute and cool lolz

  • @lifeofadiamond8929
    @lifeofadiamond8929 Před 4 lety +7

    0:41 (look at a *green* thing) I can read your mind. See the whole comment after seeing this.
    if you read the sign you'll look back in the video.

  • @theallaroundmcninja3797
    @theallaroundmcninja3797 Před 7 lety +3

    12:12 AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

  • @callummagee8628
    @callummagee8628 Před 7 lety +723

    I was walking home from school and I saw 4 kids beating p 1 kid so I decided to help
    I knew he wouldn't stand a chance against the five of us

  • @happyclam1794
    @happyclam1794 Před 5 lety +2

    The Minecraft sounds at 5:43 are perfection

  • @ambertheanimeotaku9369
    @ambertheanimeotaku9369 Před 6 lety +31

    5:27 talk about Chewbacca

    • @potato7450
      @potato7450 Před 4 lety +2

      More like Chewbacca’s nether regions.

    • @oigoaw8325
      @oigoaw8325 Před 4 lety +1

      I swear to god shut up

  • @manleystanley69
    @manleystanley69 Před 5 lety +6

    Minecraft walking on grass 5:43?

  • @reeversaulsvlogs4974
    @reeversaulsvlogs4974 Před 4 lety +11

    2:25 I guess the clown had a blast
    Kill me

  • @Name-yv2zq
    @Name-yv2zq Před 5 lety +8

    11:26 sounds like the duck song dude.

  • @noteden2684
    @noteden2684 Před 4 lety +7

    Why was “Going Down” sweet home Alabama

  • @JadowitYKamyK
    @JadowitYKamyK Před 7 lety +7

    Watching this Shit is addicting ;-;. Great job guys!

  • @cameronhagen906
    @cameronhagen906 Před 4 lety +4

    5:43 anyone else notice the minecraft foot steps??

    • @salt8044
      @salt8044 Před 4 lety

      I was just about to comment this...

  • @SA-xf7pc
    @SA-xf7pc Před 5 lety +2

    *after seeing the last two episodes*
    "What is this? A crossover episode?"

  • @themajordome4108
    @themajordome4108 Před 5 lety +3

    "See everything, done, now i can finally die with no remorse"