Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #13

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Pull
The Penny Farthing
Matchmaker
Vacuum
The Execution
The Bouquet
Land Ho
The Trick
Hello CZcamsrs
Weight Loss Program
Firefighters Day
Waiting for the Bus 2
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[@kei.13]

Those puns really weren't *cutting* it. He really needs to try and get *a-head* next time.

[@silver2gold332]

That was very... SHARP

[@chrisn5333]

Thien Hoang im dying right now lol

[@toastdog214]

Chris Nagoya i think you just created a pun on accidental pun

[@toastdog214]

*on accident

[@chrisn5333]

i did that on AXEident lol

[@datjebus4307]

Ah, I remember how mad people got over "waiting for the bus 2" (50 mph man)
This was something people was begging for because of how good the first one was.
And then they just troll them because they wont stop asking.
Glorious.

[@return3116]

Lmfao. Ikr.

[@return3116]

@@blick9538 there was an bo burnham too.

[@damianwadlington1177]

@@return3116 yeah "dream boyfriend
BO BURNHAM"

[@perseus5656]

In one It says the Beatles

[@str4f.3]

Meme God HOLD THE FUCK UP

[@jackcentrone9610]

7:40 I guess the joke wasn’t EXECUTED very well

[@J_olpzr]

Bro

[@quizyn900]

HA thats halarious

[@burzinmadon3534]

Seems they need to HEAD OFF to work on their puns

[@clarkennen9139]

It is eggsecuted

[@mastersombrastudios6837]

CAN YOU STOP WITH THE EXECUTIONER JOKES?!IT REALLY *CUTS MY HEAD*
*Knee slap*

[@spyropyro3159]

"Who's come here from china"
Subtitles: "Japanese language"

[@wheat8217]

You know tf2

[@professor7382]

That SpyroPyro’s a spy

[@jhonnyk04games68]

the fireman have coronavirus

[@sheesh7106]

jhonnyk04 games that’s not fucking funny people die bye coronavirus and you make it as a joke you are
Absolutely the most dumb person ever

[@hieumaixuan6469]

Elijah Tan jeez calm down

[@davidgn40]

Please stop uploading by 1AM
I wanna sleep

[@Butter7330]

David GN40 ikr

[@randomblah6554]

David GN40 For us its 4am not midnight 😅

[@MRLOAFYGames]

Its 2:20 PM on us

[@war548]

+MRLOAFY Games rip eng

[@lieutenantdan8541]

timezones

[@Sir_Francis_Bacon]

1:38 Who else knew something was up when they saw her bag had spikes

[@chuckyboy9459]

Reeeeeeeeeee

[@Sharon-uj9pd]

Shazam 1236, me mos definitely

[@reaferize.]

Me

[@kionagardner9453]

I knew that she have spikes on her bag I saw it behind her

[@excalibur800]

Lol I seen womens bag with spikes as a design before, so I didnt think much about it 😂

[@bibomisa6999]

I feel so bad for the horse ):

[@ElazarYershovFilms]

Bibomisa ikr

[@petrmatko6628]

Why you have the sad face like this - ): and not this? - :(

[@apython9500]

I don’t even like horses lol

[@apython9500]

Well I sorta do but oh well

[@catdogdudegamingandstuff6513]

Me to meow meow

[@JohnSkillAnimationalt]

"Well that sucked"
"Oh you!"
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sultanana9711]

Me:😐😐😐

[@WinstontheClown]

Execution

[@proganerxdave6720]

Damn if it’s like that I want 50

[@Sway_Jacob]

Me: oowee granny got some cheeks 😍

[@TheProteanGeek]

They really believed in capital PUNishment

[@NukelearFallout]

You're getting in way over your head.

[@dophatthanh5587]

This is unAXEptable!

[@thereaperlord3738]

No AXEcuted you mean

[@mo0116]

@@thereaperlord3738 your HEADing in the wrong direction, don't you think?

[@terminator33442]

@Jammy Nolanos Says the guy with a Fortnite pfp

[@kenk4699]

Looks like their puns didn't make the *cut*

[@Kaiwala]

looks like Fan Of Everything got axecuted.

[@TheDrsalvation]

guys, please! that's not a way to get ahead in life!

[@Kaiwala]

I stared at your comment for a second. Then i got it. BWAHHAHHAHHA

[@androidflamevc570]

this makes my head hurt

[@theimmortalherobrine870]

Valerie Zimmerman today i go to sovengaurd

[@karppeakdespina4580]

10:13 that moment when you appear on the credits

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

Why have I only just found this channel.... well I'm in for the entire ride

[@mcdongalemployee]

same

[@demon_slayer-_-4511]

@@mcdongalemployee ur way to late

[@lazar6071]

I'm so late to this journey, but a lot of other people will be late too, this channel will never die

[@bennyboy5949]

anyone notice the weird glitch at 1:55?

[@6.0fredo75]

Benny Boy Yeah

[@navonmyhand7999]

Yep

[@vistaOS404]

just did

[@agatkagrzyb653]

yup

[@africantasia6353]

Benny Boy not a glitch just the way her head moved

[@janghyukahn2911]

I LOVE THE INTERNATIONAL CHINESE FIRE FIGHTER GUY
him: Oh shit. On call

[@0ctane645]

yeah me too, a special when the international Chinese fire fighter puts out the core of the earth 😂

[@maevemoira580]

the fake chinese accent tho

[@Phalxxx]

It sounded more Japanese to me.

[@radiatorbacon5239]

Chinese fire drill, that was part of the joke.

[@ibethevlogger506]

Yes 😂

[@marxussy]

I love how he's honoring 5 men: 3 firefighters, that one from Asia, and himself

[@DaMultiPurpose]

Thought he said “fine men”

[@Moon_Jam08]

That executioner had a really good austrailian accent, had.

[@peterfnet]

I couldn't fully hear what the last execution joke was 7:57. Were you able to?

[@TLK_WEZMA]

@@peterfnet he said "this is a rather *DULL* moment."

[@peterfnet]

@@TLK_WEZMA ah okay. Thanks!

[@mikedantonio4731]

Peter Fattore he said they needed a new Head of execution

[@cathysmedley8784]

Witch one😂😂😅😅

[@stellarstarz1084]

that kid had the ride of his life. reminds me of phineas and ferb.

[@stellarstarz1084]

you have a very nice taste in color

[@penguingamez770]

HoodieBear 14 ur mom

[@cyn9614]

Nathan Silvas 8 months later and he still needs to recover from that you know

[@g9312]

@@cyn9614 lol

[@SnowPaw404]

What if there was a cyanide and happiness compilation compilation?

[@jaydrellhunter8535]

Mr. E long ass video

[@johnsonyessir6638]

yeah it's called season 1 on bluray

[@kvakkvak1652]

JOHNSON! yes sir! lmao

[@kitkatkenk8499]

Member #522 yes give me more minutes of wasting my life please

[@patheticpatio743]

Member #522 then there'd be a compilation for that

[@worbl2758]

"Fantasy boyfriend:
Bo Burnham"
Not surprising.

[@minhkhoihoangngoc9770]

10:31
Not starring
Miley Cyrus

[@Takittack]

Ha

[@VotexSin]

Ha

[@epicskyog1358]

Ha

[@tylerthelooper]

Ha

[@GarryTale]

Ha

[@chadsilver1075]

I'd rather watch these compilations than TV any day.

[@King-hg2pt]

Chad Silver Yup, me as well

[@Johnnyyoo1]

That horse one still gives me nightmares..

[@ElectricGlowSkull]

Yeah. Im hiding down here

[@habe2657]

Johnny Yoo yup

[@jawadbriz3031]

Johnny Yoo
0

[@jenslyhne6921]

To anyone curious. The horse one begins at 3:18😜

[@iliketilly8002]

Johnny Yoo same

[@austinmcbride2899]

THAT 50 MPH MAN REFERENCE THO

[@memeiousdogeius-yt5612]

lucky irish I have a idea. The dude’s name should be Dexter. Dexter, The 50 MPH Man!

[@wii_music_intensifies9023]

BRO ITS PART TWO, NIY A REFERENCE

[@FretfuI]

It's a troll...

[@loganreads90]

Excuse me?

[@SerenityM16]

“We’re here to honor these 5 men,” lol there are 3

[@fabian-ko4do]

He could've either meant:
1. Himself,the tree men and the chinese one.
Or
2. The other 2 died on duty.

[@beccab6824]

I heard fine men

[@braedonalsabrook2437]

He said fine men

[@DJUnionX]

They need to reinstate death sentence for puns

[@Bob-np2uc]

Belligerent
You could call it capital *pun*-ishment!
I regret nothing! **jumps off bridge**

[@jxdeft]

That's not a *sharp* idea

[@mykiee5638]

Belligerent that would *end* pun makers

[@Wr0y]

dad jokes will be the number 1 killer

[@urmomisnotfunnyxd9761]

Belligerent are you in depression?
Because the humor out of your soul is gone...

[@erikgarido3608]

Anybody else kept on pausing on the credits to read what it was saying

[@blehp1280]

Erik Garido I did, lol

[@abealhabarneh8708]

I did :P

[@alberto.mascetti]

Erik Garido best part of the compilation XD

[@blehp1280]

Why did they insult one of my favorite bands though? 😢

[@maxvetter1336]

Did you guys see Bo Burnham?

[@somechannelguy]

9:49 Who else read the whole credits in the long credit one

[@JohnSmith-ky5dn]

lego stop motion yeah they said red hot chili peppers was awful music..... Glad I'm not subbed to this channel for music lol.

[@aody-music2467]

I'm in the credits

[@nicomoist5336]

Fantastic boyfriend: Bo Burnham. I can agree to that lol

[@jakeweberzwier8655]

10:24: flower aranger: Rudolph Hess

[@jimmyreed2405]

@@JohnSmith-ky5dn exactly. Out of everything this group has done this and 1 particular strip made me not laugh.

[@derjon5]

At the end whenever it makes a fart noise i say excuse me in my head.

[@daxfactor9310]

I thought he was going to find a nice girl then realized I was watching Cyanide and Happiness lol

[@janelantestaverde2018]

I thought he'd end up with the dog.

[@theaussiebogan9680]

I thought it was gonna go down some route where they eventually hate each other get dovorced and depressed or something

[@redstranger6772]

The Aussie Bogan they something like that. Therapy or something with a good ending and white haired guy.

[@jimmywalker7381]

Who else thought it was the dog on episode 3?

[@josephineazelie3083]

Jimmy Walker meh

[@thedubys7596]

Jimmy Walker me lol

[@kleinoi7546]

Jimmy Walker me

[@breadman8544]

Jimmy Walker I did

[@ajzombified8277]

Jimmy Walker me

[@jessmarshall451]

"I like to ride my" By Cycle. One of the greatest puns ever created.

[@nametaken3845]

If anyone wanted to know the message on the picture at 5:47 it says I'm loopy for dinner

[@walterbell1529]

i'm just now starting to read the credits

[@jacksonhutterer8156]

10:01 production of babys

[@xeancalica3032]

Fantasy boyfriend: bo Burnham

[@althealligator1467]

Does anyone ever read the names and the end for the credits? pause there a couple of times and you will see a lot of easter eggs!

[@isaachasley3679]

Luca-Sebastien Barret "I like to ride my" by-
cycle

[@rubyfox3424]

Isaac Hasley "That's what" - She

[@mikepl9962]

Luca-Sebastien Barret late, but
Destroyer of worlds - Fluffy

[@eekpanggang]

Cuban Dictator
Fidel Castro

[@sohamkakadia]

There were hundreds of them after pt 2 of the bus one

[@Tachi0_o]

6:20
That's gotta be the most aggressive fist pump of all time😂

[@alise6197]

And the 50 mph mans legacy goes on
🤣🤣🤣

[@lonerimortal8]

I thought his match was the dog :V

[@michellesmith7444]

Crash Shuyin HOW YOU READ MY MIND!?

[@lonerimortal8]

you don't need to know it ...

[@Nathan-ci2kf]

Same lmao.

[@sirdandy7218]

Same. t's really something to expect here.

[@me-zl8op]

Crash Shuyin me to!

[@klauztigr]

His match actually sucked. He was dead in like two hits.

[@joo-fy4xo]

КлаусЪ Понев ikr

[@donnawright204]

КлаусЪ Понев that's right

[@jimmysavillesfunhouse5826]

КлаусЪ Понев then again she did tear his intestines from his stomach

[@dan_selleck_racing1417]

КлаусЪ Понев i

[@Racochita]

КлаусЪ Понев Atcually 1 hit 1 bite

[@polish_pigeon]

*Shows picture of a snake*
*Plays panthera sound effect*
L o l

[@onion4976]

HAHAHA “Please by our book” on 10:06

[@void628]

That skateboard guy never saw it coming. R.I.P Skateboard Guy. 😢

[@randomrubidium7740]

wtf

[@gh382]

kinda how my job worked out... lol

[@ab-fm2xq]

Zoom in the computer on his desk!

[@derflerp538]

What about the paper on his desk?

[@habe2657]

This Guy yea lol

[@americahater2]

I was eating spagetti when i saw the Deathmatchmaker...
I will never eat spagetti again.

[@quarkyquasar893]

If you are leaving to eat Spagetti over some animated guts, do not Study Zoology ever, you will start to hate yourself.

[@kaimanjig9607]

MoronicArc weak stomach pussy.

[@kaimanjig9607]

LPSAllisonTV the reason he/she doesn't want to eat spaghetti is crazy, it's a cartoon and didn't look that real, plus it doesn't look like actual spaghetti.

[@cockroachbuddy8886]

Kaiman JIG it still puts people off trust me I know

[@quarkyquasar893]

CockroachBuddy Crazy world, I guess...

[@GamerKingCasualGaming]

3:53 that's the darkest shit I've ever seen

[@xetical4648]

You see kids, fidel castro also doubled as a director for explosm.net

[@althealligator1467]

I'd like to take a moment for LivvyBubbles's dad... RIP HARRY BUBBLES 2017

[@LunaI00v0]

SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT!!

[@LunaI00v0]

Luca-Sebastien Barret lol

[@sugarush5811]

Lol 😂

[@donniemontoya9300]

God, the horse one is so fucked up. I wanted to forget it but you brought it back, you monsters.

[@leonardob9059]

Dont *leg* your mind trick you
i regret nothing again

[@danibonbonfuntime_freddy2728]

? ? ? ? ? ? ..

[@habe2657]

Donnie Montoya ??????

[@JayZ75YouTube]

????????????????

[@blindspot10matt84]

bruh.

[@MD-vk9lw]

1:58 Thats Was so Disturbing Omg 😭

[@whiteguy3685]

8:32 1723 furries are invented colorized

[@ItalyHastaLaPasta]

10:26
Jazz Quartet
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman

[@Baum-rp6bt]

Koibito Chan that rhcp front tho:(

[@absolutecuppa1337]

This early squad bullshit needs to stop

[@General12th]

No, you need to stop.

[@wrath3148]

exactly

[@kaimanjig9607]

The Toast Ghost yes it does, I'm sick of the early squad.

[@frogchamp5448]

The Toast Ghost Yup and it's time to move on to the LATE SQUAD

[@sonicjms]

would you rather the under 301 club come back

[@ibethevlogger506]

5:27 speed that up at 2×

[@chuckyboy9459]

Lolllllllll

[@Starmadien2019]

And yet still cheaper than fatcamp

[@MavekStayFaded]

His. *C O C K* myst hurt

[@proganerxdave6720]

It’s even better wow

[@SandTea]

Play it at 0.25 speed lmao

[@zeeshanc4474]

waiting for the bus 2 ending was too long 😂
was expecting something good for that

[@ahmadirsyadadli]

"Watcher : You"
"The Beatles : Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison"
"Cuban Dictator : Fidel Castro"
"Choreography Spellchecker"
"Awful Music : Red Hot Chili Peppers"
I've never enjoyed reading credits this much in my life

[@PizzaBoneless]

lol the credits at 10:19 "Cuban Dictator: Fidel Castro".

[@lermais881]

Jahovas Whiteness yeah

[@imaginaryboy2000]

Jahovas Whiteness " 'I Like To Ride My' by Cycle"

[@noahsatin2]

Jahovas Whiteness awful music - Red Hot chili peppers

[@handohansolo8866]

10:10 lol

[@siuoleht]

Noah Nator a

[@shahmishahazlan294]

bad music by Red Hot Chili Peppers?
*TRIGGERED*

[@N._99]

I mean it wasn't ALL a hit

[@rycegabrielmajor9847]

I guess you could say that it was shocking. Shoot Im in a wire now

[@mechateamleader4071]

Sharkraid: *makes a pun*
Executioner: hold my axe

[@skylerjones8380]

Imaginary boyfriend
Bo Burnham

[@jackfinn8284]

k

[@alicec8541]

“Fantasy Boyfriend- Bo Burnham” honestly I’m glad someone called it out

[@jonathansistrunk5773]

Woh. That horse one is a little to much.

[@lilscarred8516]

Jonathan Sistrunk calm down its a joke

[@General12th]

A little too much, sure. Just like its hind legs.

[@leonardob9059]

cmon guys *leg* him comment
i regret nothing

[@GamingVidsPs3]

I mean, theres ones about rape and murder but you think the horse one is too much? Really?

[@darkazurite4481]

Pretty sure there a head of most cartoons the other ones need a leg up

[@aceseefour]

5:09 when my teacher tells us we have a test on friday

[@beerfarts3305]

7:30 those jokes totally slay.

[@anthony109]

The last one my reaction was "what the hell!"

[@RapidRades]

10:12 they gave credit to us for watching xd

[@tizianogrimm2155]

0:50 wtf those sounds killed me😂😂😂puma noises on a snake😂💩

[@grenadedevourer]

10:11 “Fantasy Boyfriend: Bo Burnham”

[@canadianpepe798]

1. Pull
2. The trick
3. Matchmaker
4. Firefighter's Day
5. The Penny Farthing
6. The bouquet
7. Weight loss program
8. Vacuum
9. The Execution
10. Land ho
11. Waiting for the bus 2
12. Hello youtubers

[@balsamicvin1755]

Steve PhantomTM it's the wrong way round though

[@pixeljazz2010]

Jjdk Jdjdjc it already has a list

[@martinperez3926]

Sir Danksalot Waddup no shes naming the one she likes

[@clumsypanda3881]

its in the description

[@voidsurger7038]

Martin Perez no its the correct list

[@ultimatedeadp00l]

I love The soundtrack

[@denkicalamari1470]

I’ve never really looked at the credits until now...

[@willterronez7705]

5:57 that aught to burn some calories

[@duck7781]

"Well that sucked"
"Oh you!"
20 mins later i get the joke

[@shilohblaauw5945]

read the credits it says expect part 3 what do they mean?

[@phil6946]

skankhunt 42 except part 3

[@phil6946]

skankhunt 42 oh I member that episode

[@hellthiefchrolosnow6833]

skankhunt 42 Waiting For The Bus 3

[@shilohblaauw5945]

Hell Thief Music thanks

[@shilohblaauw5945]

potato 🍇

[@corpo_ethereal2744]

Nothing like a good unboxing video to power through grief.

[@standardheat-fs8159]

Subtitles in this video: „It’s your daddy, he is dad, he is dad!“

[@stevenpaige2005]

these would be perfect for adult swim.

[@SilkfireStudios]

the show episodes certainly would

[@wellshiet3410]

The last one couldn't be more accurate.

[@8-bitjams134]

I like how waiting for the bus makes it sad but then takes a twist in the end

[@willropa4226]

Huh, I thought in Matchmaker he would be in love with the dog.

[@amiarakawa1830]

3:42 It says:
WANTED
dead (alive is ok)

[@allanjbara2382]

For reason we can't remember

[@oscarwag9885]

UPLOAD CONTENT IVE SEEN THESE ALL BEFORE

[@alexmoscatelli149]

Guess why idiot? its a fucking compilation of skits they have already done!

[@razgarize1490]

Oscar Wagstaff you may want to slowly watch the credits

[@shady3344]

he means they've put them in previous compilations

[@cutegirl2414]

shady bon no he doesn't. He thinks they're uploading the same thing over and over.

[@martinperez3926]

Nikki Kilo i like your profile pick

[@UrMom-ku5fm]

I thought the third one would be him matchmaking for the dog

[@bluepoop7365]

he's from China while speaking Japanese

[@MrSedarion]

Best Credits ever 9:48 !

[@uberblade1669]

Slap-Control I saw Bo Burnham in there

[@Strxgglz]

Slap-Control I saw john Lennon

[@Nelekmaar]

10:35 "I like to ride my" by I laughed at this one...
Cycle

[@BeckumMD]

The first time I saw ExplosmEntertainment I laughed so hard that I couldn't breath. I was also afraid I was going to die of laughter

[@thedyldillpicklerockstarfo9067]

7:27 Reminds Me Of Skyrim.

[@locketherock6861]

"bone collector Denzel Washington" then "backup Denzel Washington Morgan Freeman" 😂 did anyone else see this?

[@locketherock6861]

on a different note I always thought those two could be cousins

[@locketherock6861]

oh and Castro is dead

[@yemustbebornagain2049]

The Beardy Guy when is it

[@hecdavid11]

7:13 I guess we could say they got some PUNishment

[@imoaardvark2248]

The administrator Dr. Breen. Man the hidden stuff is cool.

[@sakshishetty5374]

The credits for part two of The Bus though 👌😂

[@sad_cowboi8044]

TEH POOR FOOKIN HERSEE!!!!

[@HateMachine756]

I didn't understand the first one, someone explain

[@ayoholupillb1sec217]

Mark Smith it was just that the guy was laughing at him for pushing and not pulling and he just like made him go to sleep so no one would know

[@ayoholupillb1sec217]

Calvin Betzner OHHHH😂😂 my b

[@MrDoboz]

thanks dude

[@deadlyslayer2509]

Calvin Betzner that's smart

[@zirig24]

Calvin Betzner hey captain can you help me figure out what they say in the execution scene part

[@BeckumMD]

I have ALWAYS LOVED ExplosmEntertainment

[@carolynd711]

10:11 Famtasy Boyfriend
Bo Burnham
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacobvargas6182]

I was done with the mid evil death jokes

[@abraheemaltafbhat663]

Lol

[@user-sh6jc4db6r]

Jacob Vargas ยยี

[@user-sh6jc4db6r]

ีนยบลบบยจจยบ

[@cannibalisticunderwear9243]

6:00 Well that's one way to burn calories.
*The people at **7:16** surround me.*
...um...

[@martincattell6820]

Love waiting for the bus part 2. Very original. Too many gags to name.

[@Mr.Rozlivka]

0:16 FUNDY IS THAT U!!!??

[@shinactual2839]

XD the smile thing

[@julionp.2209]

I just got a ad about a salami that married a brick..

[@Flex-il3gh]

1:00 I have crippling depression

[@theblindmonkeys9222]

lmfaooo that credits at the end are amazing

[@unknown-yx2hi]

So work my subscription amazing work love it so much