Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #23
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Uh oh! The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber is coming for YOU!!! In this compilation!
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on explosm.net since 2005!
Shorts:
Serial Killer
Don't Stop
Roulette
The Boxer
The Spotlight
Prison Pie
The Note
Cookie Jar
The Comedian
Love Story
The Tall Boys
The Tall Boys Go To The Doctor - Komedie
1:37-1:50
auto-braking might just spell doom for all of us.
My cars are made to go. Not stop - Ettore Bugatti
Yusef Stewart and that’s why you never get them back
@@someinternetbox168 Im gonna admit I have no idea what you mean
She coulda just DROVE AWAY
ok but WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH BUX ON A USELESS CAR THATS KILLING THE WORLD sorry I overreacted there pornhub
Bro the russian Roulette One got me dying 💀💀💀
F
At least you didn't have to do the dishes
dying is better than doing the dishes
Teresita Medrano
Nice
You ever notice he has a purple shirt
“I have mastered the art of flying!”
“What method do you use?”
*“PIE”*
Nowadays people use oil in the rain
@@skeletalmixer1019 i saw something on the internet that you can also fly when it's raining blood because blood floats on blood
Sounds like this is from asdfmovie
MATH
[Insert guitar riff here]
I think it's hilarious that the severed finger is the only finger we ever actually see in Cyanide and Happiness
What about pull my finger
Lol that is so true
not true
No wtf we see fingers all the time
It’s the only realistic looking finger
I have discovered a new style of escaping out of prison
lycanthropy is also a solid option
Since it goes with the logic of these shorts that makes sense, if it can carry him into a different room then it makes sense that it would be able to carry him over a 6 foot fence.
That Pie Look Delicious
I just need to find a good cherry pie.
How many have you used already
1:42 remember adults... never buy cars with emergency brakes 😉
Classic muscle for the win.
Dewayne Smothers auto braking, every modern car has an E-brake
bro the comedian one got me having a laugh attack
no _ that means he’s a good comedian
His eyelashes too 🤣
Slsfm
7:06 There so you can find it
Amazing
How to make everyone clap:
First: Release a swarm bugs
SEEMS LEGIT
*release a swarm of killer bees*
everyone screaming of laughter
John Carlo De Ocampo bonobo
Bro I respect that
They are clapping for the bugs
"Hulu and breakup."
"Pornhub and cry." LMAO!
"Cry"
🤣
it hurt my eyes seeing that
Lmao he had it coming
That's me at 3:00 and im9
imagine the old future guy going to a black guys house
"STOP! IM YOU FRO- oh uh..."
*"it's just make-up-"*
is that supposed to be racist or a stereotype or funny or?
@@slimeuworse
Funny. The old guy's white. What happens if he accidentally goes to a black kid?
@@slimeuworse how an any way would it be racist or stereotypical
LMAOO
Am I the only person that just noticed with the “Love Story” short the girl was watching the short with the Canned laughter and the apocalypse😂😂
Hey, neighbor! Got any food?
“Stops at the first sign of -“Danger”- so you don’t have to”😂😂
Edit: Holy Shit over 600 likes...damn this is the most liked comment I've ever had! Thanks Y'all!
It stops when theres danger (-ous people) ahead
Lol
Jelly ass
That is making me love my 2007 even more in case something like that happens to me, and my car wont stop at all unless i want it to
Lol
2:40 the purple shirted eye stabber gets to live another day
Doge - Da - Gamer yea but he had to do the dishes
@@demfrostytoesthat is what drivin him to kill
That’s not the same shade of purple
_trxps.pabs_ it’s just different lighting you buzzkill😘
Kamden Cosgrove it’s the same lighting and lighting doesn’t matter in these animations buzzkill
Them knife skills though.
Went to another Level
Knife only
These knives only
Level 100 in One-Handed Weapons...
(Legendary)
@@themightyt0ny80 but what about when he used his mouth?
Frist short: Serial killer
Serial killer: purple shirt
Me: ITS BEEN SO LONG
FedorStudio first*
Purple guy: I always come back
7:45 the dude:sooo wanna Netflix and chill.
The girl: NO I WANT TO HULU AND BREAK UP!!!!
Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
“Welp time to pornhub and cry!”
Man 1: so wanna disney+ and fresh air
Woman 1: *NO I WANNA SYFY AND FUCK UP*
(Smashing Sounds) Man 1: well time to netflix and cry
How does a serial killer afford so many knives on his salary
How does he not
jbkmj plays good point
He steals the victims money, as well as selling his rights to the big screen company’s who make the horror movies
Looting the bodies
Knife lottery
Can you do a video where a doctor delivers a baby and he says a bouncing baby boy and then tosses the baby to a basketball team?
Yes pls
That's already a thing
Hazelnut 4 qq
We need this
Cyanide style
I like it
8:02 * me every night knowing my grades suck and my crush hates me *
Yep
True
*Truth 100*
@@KodiakKetchup guess I'm a idiot
@@KodiakKetchup
No i’m a pansexual demi-bi with social anxiety, no way of love, and trust issues
Purple shirted eye killer: kills all
Me: ThE mAn BeHiNd ThE SlAuGhTeR
We STAN
Haha
purple looking kinda sus
7:23 that is actually genius
Edit: Wow! Thanks for the likes the most I ever got was 4
4:54 that's genius
GENIUS
Petition for Cyanide and Happiness to put *Purple Shirted Eye Staber* as their account picture.
Signed petition.
I sign
I like how the police officers just ignore the dead bodys all around the forest
It was a play on the ignorance of the police. A lot of the times police are awful at their jobs and many people get killed because of it. There is also police brutality
A r/wooosh to both of you
@@frei6913wait, r/whooosh is still a thing?
@@Nietabs its a thing as long as the subreddit is up
🎶 thats the joke.... thats the joke. thats the JOKEE THATS The joke...🎶
Kid:Hey mommy why is there a man with his pants down and is crying?
Mom: *covers kid's eyes* dont look at him Alex
I’m poor too
@@parrotlord7393 ?
@@gacha_jasmine1009 I dont know
4:54 GENIUS why don't other cartoon character use that to escape jail?
Edit: omg I never got this many likes bofore
Wow 27 likes I never got that many on such short notice
@@im_GoiNuts true
nothing also because it's their choice to follow the smell or not.
Is it?
Zs
Did anyone else notice the Ren and Stimpy thing at that scene...you know, no whizzing on the electric fence?
4:09 Person: "w-woah...wtf is that?!" Meat thing: *breathing intensifies* everyone else: "AHHHH"
Woah congrats you just said what was in the video
Kill us
@@sxslade1102 how tf do people get likes from that anyway it's just repeating some shit
@@slved I have no idea
@@slved cause some of us like to see what parts of the video that others found most funny. Good lines
Rip off sequal: The purple shirted purple shirt stabber
I just realized, he would just stab himself.
PURPLE GUY.
so basically a suicidal emo kid
8:05 I do that when I'm sad..
Ew
*where does he keep those knives?*
Let's just say it's "a pain in the ass"
EYE dont know
In the eyes of his victims
Eh hem. *Does
Somewhere he definitely *SHOULD NOT*
0:29 here we have the wild bushcamper
Someone had to say it
Bread no that’s a fornite player
the big Cheese yes I did
OMG IVE NEVER SEEN IT IN THE WILD BEFORE!!!
Fortnite < gay
8:00
“Welp, time to Porn Hub and cry..”
Me: oh god
Me oh yeeeeaaah
Aaaand I just so happened to come across this comment as the scene happened.
Dubstep 298 lol
Dont you mean e6... I mean xxx.c... I MEAN...
Shiiiiiii..........THE JIG IS UP.
That one killed me. Lol.
“The purple shirted serial killing guy"
*THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER*
Oml
They said the purple shirted eye stabber. Or are you deaf?
@@MarcoPolo-py4lv doesn't stabbing results to *DEATH* moron
The best genius ever released thousand of flies to hear claps
Maybe they can make all episodes into a movie!
@@cheetahsghost0187 I would watch every hour of that. Even if it was like Endgame, a 3 and a half hour movie.
Admit it, we all need to get our mental health checked.
is there a buzzfeed quiz for that
@@SkullCrusher757 maybe yes, but definitely not an accurate one.
@@averageaviationgeek9318 its a joke because buzzfeed has a quiz for everything
@@SkullCrusher757 I also intended to make a joke regarding the inaccuracy of the many buzz feed quizes but I guess it didn't work.
@@averageaviationgeek9318 why is it s hard to come up with a half decent buzzfeed joke? it took me several minutes a few tries to make mine work
0:57 what kind of polo ice is this?!
Pie: *Heals 25+*
*Speed Runners* : 4:52
I miss the compilations
I miss the cumpilations
Stupid cheesy comment
I didn't expect so many likes
Cum
There should be a Cyanide and Happiness movie who agrees
Me
Meeeee
...
@Skorn Yeah, but i wish there was a cyanide and happiness movie hitting theaters
@Martin Kernberg Yeah. Rated R most likely. If they did make a movie, they should make the villian the purple shirted eye stabber. That would be cool
4:18 Me after school when I got a F on a test then my mom finds it in my backpack
Underrated comment
0:40 Wilhelm scream. Nice touch guys, that's nostalgia for you.
Robots will be the end of us, once they teach rumbas how to use guns
Makes me happy I broke my Rumba.
Thought it could threaten me with a knife.
SO TRUE, EVEN STEVEN HAWKING SAID THAT!!!!!!!!
when i read this i thought you said "when they teach roombas, and learn how to use humans"
That's what I think
4:02 i was really hoping to see them all 😔
You did he was all of them which is why he said "kill us" xD
Emilio v: W H I T E K N I G H T
Me too!
Did you really expect seeing that from C&H?
Is really? >:v
0:33
Every “Among Us” Imposters dream:
@@mrmclovin335 yes
@@mrmclovin335 oh
THE PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER!!!
7:16
When you make a presentation, but catch on that some people aren’t clapping at the end.
Good idea
The animation has gotten really good! And the humor is so dark I love it!!!
Why
@@darthhidious887 its just funny 😂😂
We all do
Bruh the guy in stage has big brain cause he pull out bee or something that make the people clap :0
Kid: ugh. severed finger again???
Isn't it the first day of school...
4:53 that’s how escaped prisoners really escaped.
now time to po*n hub and cry😂😂😂thats was hillarious
Y U can’t say porn
po*nhub
}:(
She's a girl lol
Lol
He’s wearing purple
He’s the man behind the slaughter!
Yes
0:30 when you're playing spy in tf2 and sneak behind the enemy team
3:55 I was expecting the most epic crossover of all time
Ikr
Avengers: Endgame 1
Hey that was pretty epic.
I’ve missed these compilations so much. I’m glad these shorts are still coming out! Good work guys. :)
0:33
Me knifing in call of duty:
why does the serial killer one make me laugh every single time
The pie one in the prison got me, xD.
Hi Ceres, I'm Earth.
Hi earth, i'm your murderer
@@dontsueme hi bbq
Hi earth i'm meat
"Severed finger again"
CZcams:Ad AbOuT pOrK"
3:46 and people say endgame was the most ambitious crossover
The spy in a nutshell when you get your backstabs
0:20 _Eye_ love how short these clips are, they get straight to the point.
That pun makes me want to ingest a lot of puPILLS
What a piercing comment. Very penetrating.... Sorry, that's all I've got.
This comment is so CORNIa
*4:49** To bad this doesn't work in reality*
That's the joke
R/wash
WOOOWWW
Too*
Never know if you havent try
Almost every physco murder in this series is wearing a purple shirt
Kille’s them self’s just to not do the dishes😂😂
0:36 when you get behind the enemy as a spy
You wish
xD
Lol yea
Bro where is he keeping all those knives 😅
Where else but the bum
@@seanlintermoot oooh of course lol
I’m a f***ing princess in his purple shirt
His magic pickle hole.
I’m a f***ing princess his anus
Reverse Roulette was hilarious 😂
The first one is when William afton is on crack-
I still rewatch videos from 3 years ago, they all are still funny,😂😂😂
2:46 Purple shirt eye stabber was playing Russian roulette
The first one almost made me die I was laughing so much!😂😂😂
Dude the second one was awesome lmao 😂
I'm totally not watching this in the middle of class.
I feel you
Me too
Purple shirted eye stabber:so boss how did I do today
Death:great great we have got lots of people here
Tony:great,😒
I love it but Tony would totally mess it up I mean he started a religion
Ok CJ stop
Wow nice reverence
-_-
Honestly, being a serial killer has always seemed interesting to me-just sounds like a great deal of amusement might come out of it.
Me:telling jokes
Others: they're nothing and they applause due to flies
8:04 my favorite part
do you Like Flanimgo
Ya like porno
@@_Nikki_22 yes
@@jasimrostomi4396 yes
*flap flap flap flap*
Now time to pornhub and cry HAHAHAHAHAHA that was my favorite
Ace Devil now I know what to do when I'm all stress Hahahaha
Same
RandomDUN oh god
Unless it's your ex-girlfriend on there
He's a tearjerker
that auto stop nearly killed me from laughing hahah
7:29
Omg lmao so smart
8:10 THE VIDEO'S NOT EVEN PLAYING!!
It's a photo I think
@CoveredLamb28 Oh?
@CoveredLamb28 ??
hahha
The
2:50 the dishes were clean in the first place it was only blood on the dishes!
The serial killer really has an eye for killing😂😂
0:53 you got a gunship ready for standby
How tf did he just make those knifes stay up like that
0:19
Double bladed knives? Strong throw? Special knives? IDK.
Well normally I’d say he’s bra because that’s the answer to everything but uhh maybe it was he’s pants this time
magic
Why isnt this on Adult Swim?
Ikr
Çlout9 Reacts affica
True
Yea like wtf is this LIKE WTF
XD
I'm just impressed he managed to get the handles sticking into the ground.
I just realized that the purple shirted eye stabber is sometimes just as creative with his kills as flippy when he has a flashback
Now i can watch this to restore my insanity
Sometimes you need to top that shit up.
Are you sure it's restoring it?
I watch lots of war documentaries to restore my insanity I pretend I’m killing everyone
That was the fastest 10 mins and 30 seconds ever...
Can we get Punch-Out?
No, we have Punch-Out at home.
Punch-Out at home: 3:01
7:16 that's a really smart way to get people to clap for you LOL
“Time to porn hub and cry” lmao
Gay
Uno reverse
7:16 that’s so sad poor guy TwT
I LOVE the reference to the purple shirted eye stabber
Man I hate it when my parents pack a severed finger for lunch
7:34 easy life hack 😂
Who taughts like that*_*
0:00 I did this in Red Dead Redemption 2
0:24 He sounds like Max from Camp camp trying to do an evil laugh
Yo I thought I was the only one that watched it
I like how there is the shorts and the compilations