Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #29
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Compilation time! New compilations now will be premiering every other Wednesday on CZcams
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Shorts:
Mittens
What I Fear Most
The Escape Plan
See and Say
The Boxer 2
True Love
The Bouncer
The Last Supper
Something Sexy
Holdup - Komedie
The one with the “Bouncer” was so wholesome!
1: didn't let him over drink (that can cause bad stuff)
2: didn't let him drunk drive (causes bad shit)
3: put him to bed with goodnight kisses
ikr I loved that one too!
@ross0930 ross0930 Maybe the bouncer is his dad
OMG
But concussions.
Broken bones
Severed spine
Once the alcohol wears off he will be in PAIN PAIN PAIN prolly cant drink
@@ashtonoak4370 what the hell
I say my cat wouldn’t eat me but then I see her staring at me from across the room
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Your cat has good taste then
Not if I eat him FIRST!
@@justsomeplantcells- good
@-@
Plot twist: That child grew up to be Sad Larry.
There was already a video on his birth
Damn lol
Nah probs rudy
His parents aren't being mean to him or beating him up so I doubt it.
@@rachelnielsen167 isint rudy a bit darker?😂
Let's be honest that robber is a fucking genius.
True though
yes
yea
That's how the government works..we'll give you everything you need to be a genius, as long as you will pay half your salary in taxes!
Why did he not age though 🔼
It's like a window to alternate universe.
That's because it is
100th liker
Opposite day?
@@AnalyticalMenace oh no
@@weluvehxo oh yessss👀
Looks like mittens got a lifetime supply.
Mhm stolen comment i see.
"ahem" he has enough for a nine life supply
;Life is a short thing"
"Girlfriend is nothing"
"Pubg is not everything"
"Support is everything" I need support "
👍🙏🙏🙏🙏😻..
;Life is a short thing"
"Girlfriend is nothing"
"Pubg is not everything"
"Support is everything" I need support "
👍🙏🙏🙏🙏😻,,
@@InfamousSpeed_ welcome to CZcams, first time here?
That robber had an actual plan. He got the cashier to follow his dreams and become rich, so the robber could get more money than the 14 dollars in the cash register.
Maximized earnings
Ahh yes
An accountant that steals from themselves
He didn't age though... That's strange.
Stonks
@@adamnaqiuddin7786 Immortals can't own a company without giving away the fact that they are immortal so they have to find roundabout ways to get large sums of cash such as crime.
That robber was actually pretty smart. Making the guy rich means he has a lot more money he can steal.
Also maybe he can get a lawyer so his crime mate could get out
That is 1000iq move
Yeah
It's like the government..go to school, exercise your talents..and pay half your salary in taxes!
@@nyamutota You right
Stonks
Why did “Something Sexy” have a bomb ass instrumental though
Because a bomb ass was playing it.
Timestamp?
Anti Gacha Life AGL AGL Gacha Is Shit
8:04
@@THG_thehumangod lmao 👍nice
@@vinkman4334 thanks but this dude says ur a gacha so fk you
At least the first guy was a responsible pet owner. Mittens had an ear notch, showing they were sterilized.
is that what that means? i always figured it was something to do with a cat that got into a fight or something. none of my cats have ever had that ear notch, and they've all been neutered/spayed, might be something done on request or at certain vets, not that i'd ask for it anyway i prefer my cat ears intact where possible.
Kingdom hearts fan too huh?
@@shumoko It's actually for strays and most commonly will be the tip of the ear, not a notch, but it might be either. Stray feral cats may be brought to vets as part of a "catch and release" program where people in the neighborhood capture stray cats, have them sterilized, and then put them back out in the wild. A regular house cat that has never been homeless likely won't have the ear tip/notch removed because they're indoors, so it's not important to signal to others that your cat has been fixed. Even if they're adopted, if they weren't a feral stray at some point, they're not likely to have the ear tip clipped.
This also being said, look for other markings on the cat if it's a notch that's been removed, instead of the clean-cut removal of the ear tip to ensure that the cat isn't actually injured :) You're right, in some cases, it could be that the cat was injured.
@@zrtl8774 My burning passion for it has waned a bit after my disappointment of KH3 (though I've not played the DLC for it yet, nor any of the mobile games), but yes, I still retain Riku as my picture. Odd, because Axel is my favorite character, lol. But I've had this picture since April of 2006, a year after CZcams was created. Nearly 15 years later, I'd say Riku has earned his right to remain my picture, lol.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley ah, that makes far more sense in that context, hadn't considered stray and feral.
9:00 dreamwork's new animation
Watching the Jesus one again, I just realized he died on the water because he could literally walk on it.
Also Judas had a rope around his head. I swear these guys are gold in every way
Oh.. I thought it was frozen for some reason
@@gigaprofisi looked it
Ohh.. I thought the pool had froze...lmao😆
@@drakkonscythe is that one a suicide joke
The "something" series is so funny😂
i know its my favorite
Wanna see something funny
I would like to smell so,ething spacy
best series ever made :D
Funny when the boy says a bad word when this guy says kind of stinky huh
4:40 Gaze into the depths of my Divinationator, Perry the Platypus
She literally sounds like a female dr doofenshmirtz
the Globinator cost 50 dollars, what a fkn madlad
This word sounds familiar to me, its phenias and ferb 😂.
9:14 LMAO STEAMY
Its cold🥶
I lost it when Jesus tried to jump into the pool 😂
he was like im jesus chriiiiii- XD
@@roseponce299 technically the truth
"jesus can walk on water"
shit
I miss sad larry
They need to bring back sad larry
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on CZcams. I already make a lot of money on CZcams. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, mike
@@AxxLAfriku how did you even get accepted into school
@@AxxLAfriku I am Mr attention seeker
@@AxxLAfriku Hi there person who comments on all the videos you watch and puts the same comment for clout and attention
@@AxxLAfriku god damnit it’s the guy with the “two girlfriends”
5:03 I thought I was watching Phineas and Ferb XD
Which scene is this in phenias and ferb?
9:48 bro this robber prevented a disaster, big props to him
6:59 yummy yummy
😑
@ETHAN NG HERNG WEI - i was saying the same thing lol
@nathanriel gaming pro blue Lopez bro I think you need to rethink your life choices if this is what you’ve been driven to
🤦🏽♂️
@nathanriel gaming pro blue Lopez 🤦🤦♀️🤦♂️
Big question is why does the bouncer know where that guy lives?
He's had to take him home a lot
Plot twist: He is the father
He knew his name too
Finding sense in such videos 👍
Also how did he get into the house
3:34
Captions: [laughter]
Somehow after almost 11 years this show still hasn’t been demonitized🤣
You mean this isn't family friendly
Wdym? One of the science teachers at my school plays some of their videos to teach about human anatomy.
Actually, they have, I think
They have that’s why they have a patreon
YEAH
9:26 its ok bestie u look amazing😌😌
0:50 John Battman is being impersonated 😱
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u can also see the stockhomes
Honestly if i died and mittens ate me i wouldn't be mad
Ave, true to Caesar
@@lostremnant ave true to caesar
@@lostremnant cool reference, also why?
@@StrangeTamer178 Because he's a legionary assassin and I serve the mighty Caesar
@@lostremnant true to caesar
0:34
So by rules of cartoon logic, the friend didn’t notice the bodies until the camera panned out. Ah, makes sense.
The bouncer one was actuay really sweet and wholesome.
It’s a wierd eclectic mix of sad ,
Touching and wierd and it drives me insane
7:52 oooo because he walks on water I get it
Oh I thought it was frozen
@@MijaCoyote same lmao
7:53 damn it took me a little to get it xD
I don't get it?
Oooh nvm
He can walk on water making it basicly flat terrain
He's dead and buried in the cave. That's belif 🌝.
@@joexonyou593 read my comment👐
10:19 Genius
That criminal is actually very smart, he helped him go after his dream and made a lot of money and then took all of it.
1:47 Percectly cut scream
1:48
3:47 they could make a musical about that
*Inhale* Cats (and dogs) *will* eat their deceased owners once they haven't eaten for a while, they start with the soft parts: eyelids, eyes, lips, cheeks, ect. It's a perfectly natural thing, once they realize you're dead you're just another meal.
So they eat worm food
@Floofy Chicken o my god💀💀💀💀💀
1:47 that scream was amazing
Last time I was this early I wasnt
My favorite part was now give me your f*cking money
Made him rich just to rob him, patience is key.
Serious dedication
8:07 This dude failed November
Jesus hitting the water because he could walk on it like a solid was hilarious 😂🤣🌊🏄♂️
even the compilations are getting short
Imagine in 2 years when compilations are the new shorts
@@bestGaming132 and then the shorts are the comic strips
@@HelloWorld-yn6fx they've already started using their 3 panel comics for shorts, it's too late
8:46 Hey bub, my eyes are down here
9:43 "happy together" whitout copyright... Just perfect.
The fricking magic lady sounded like doofensmirts
She scarily does
7:19 best part oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Best supper ever:)
3:41 his first word was F-u- c-k😳😳😳
Yep
Lol they kept saying it 😂
That spells "demonetized"
The parents don’t care if he swears. There happy to hear his first words
0:09 so we’re just gonna pretend we never saw that?
Yes
So nice of you guys to celebrate today! You guys deserve it!
Stockhomes promotion during batman skit
He helped him reach his dreams just to rob him the longest patient Robber ever😂😂😂
My psychiatrist: red shirted backstabber is not real, he can’t hurt you.
Red shirted backstabber: 0:38
HE NEEDS TO BE A CONTINUING BIT... NOW
4:21 her reaction makes me wonder where did he pinch her?
3:19 that face though
The bouncer one is too wholesome
1:24 bat-man scared of bats 😂
The Last Supper
Knowing Cyanide & Happiness, I tought there would be some milk...
4:35 me when i finish the test first
THE BABY ONE IS MY FAVOURITE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That bouncer was wholesome af
(Batman scared of bats takes of his clothes about to scream) “cuts off” (Arby’s ad plays) “ends” (Batman screams)
damn this cat is really living a good life
2:08 Mr. Money Bags saves the day once more.
At 5:35 a drunk man gets thrown out of bar while wearing a white shirt and climbs into pink car... Homer Simpson?
Lol Jesus smashing into the pool like it was concrete was honestly pretty clever
I got a kfc comercial right near the end of the batman one, commercial ends, then cuts back to ep, all it is is batman screaming then credits roll
Perfection
Girl: What are you in to
Me:Its complicated
These videos bring joy to my life
Watching compilations on my birthday, best birthday ever
I watched this during school and I... just, to make a long story short, i was in BIG trouble
9:50 If the robber weren’t there, his next choice was politics
Or genocide.
@@nasirbone979 Mass homicide :)
@@Liychee attempted genocide. My bad.
Finnaly compilation #29!
I needed this
10:00: nfts
See 3:40
Fk 👶
7:44 this shit killed me XDDD
Almost 30 compilations I can't wait
I loved how jesus landed on top of the water
The last supper made me laugh so much🤣
I have school tomorrow, but I love this so much
FINNALY I HAVEN'T WATCHED A SINGLE VID SINCEL COMPILATION 28 AND I NEED IT
I love Cyanide and Happiness!
3:48 when you lose everything in a game and ur raging but trying to stay calm
Yep
Oh a family spending quality time
Finally another compilation
I was waiting for this
3:07 *best one!*
I'm not letting my kids near this Chanel until they grow up
What’s wrong with Chanel?
Watching this while I have been at work for 13 hours
Where would you go if you had a time machine?
Girls: We would watch the Eiffel Tower being build!
Guys: 9:48
I get it
I died of laughter after reading this, thank you
That last one is an act of true brilliance, sure he could have taken the few messily hundred that was in the till but instead, he worked and tended his field until he could take thousands if not millions.
The bouncer one got me laughing lol
7:33 and have this Nutella
It's my uhhh............
Smells cocaine*
Forgets* NUTELLA PARTYYYYY
I love this channel bro this is awesome
Damn, Jesus was the ultimate party animal. I see why they didn't tell that part of the story in church.
See & Say is a true MASTERPIECE
every child should have one of those at home!!!
I had one
The last one..
made me cry of laughter. xD
Why are these all so good
Batman: ni hao
Chinese: wow I never seen a huge food talks
O
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n
o
It aint funny
@@TObyvruh u thought it is a joke?
The video:has a guy talking about how he’s nothing and will be forgotten on “the ... says” toy.
CZcams subtitles: [laughter]
The first one was incredible
Dark and humorous as always