Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #15
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Arts & Crafts
This Old Store
Sweet Flips
CPR
Barbershop Quartet Hits on Girl From Taxi
Exit
Breakfast
Barbershop Quartet Performs Surgery
The Delivery
Ladder:Part 2
Smoke Signals
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5:18 Just saying... If you can revive a CPR dummy, you should get your CPR certification license immediately.
your so right xd
Did you see the dumpster? That teacher is a beast at teaching CPR
Nah he didn’t pinch the nose just got lucky
That ain't no dummy that's one people I might have or might not have drowed to make these
this is why no one can create life exerpt God in heaven
I AM A POTATO
Real Potato cool
Real Potato Your pfp is a lemon
looks like a lemon wants to be a potato
Real Potato
Sorry I've eaten so many of your kind
Put a light in a cloud.
Bird Cages: **exist**
John Battman: Now this is an avengers level threat
"Coughing batman is DC"
@@phazece5594 dude we didn't say batman was in Marvel also john batman is a cyanide and happiness original character
@KaliiMerks battman*
I opened Scribblenauts and put someone in a bird cage.
@@phazece5594 who the fuck even said anything about marvel?
0:17 “Alright, alright, just please don’t squirt!”
That has another meaning now...
oh god...
“DONT SQUIRT”
sQuzirT
Lol
Hahaha
Yes
Florence and the machine
11:03 "If you are lost just follow a moose, they are always going somewhere nice."
BEST LINE IN THE INTERNET
Its true eh
(Yes im actually a Canadian)
Did you realize the map is the shape of one
Lol
"OH MY GOD HE'S GOT ANOTHER GRENADE"!
That killed me 😂
And alot of police officers as well
FoxHound how tf did that make u laugh?!?!?!
8:57 a C&H character with a nose is nightmare fuel
lol yeah
So true
Your pfp is nightmare fuel
Just a pebble thanks, it keeps me awake at night too and I’m too lazy to change it
5:44 omg it’s the fastest man alive episode!!! (Watch the bus)
It is
Oooooooooooommmmmmmmmggggggggg ho did you notice that
Pause it 5:44 and look you can see the dudes head on the right side of the bus wow this is so cool
Omg
OH MY FUCKING GOD
8:56 thats the first time i saw someone with a nose
@@bbruhman1258 shut your ugly ass
M14theChannel same for me
And the last time too
Same
Rajesh Vishnoi......p....p.p.p.p.p.pp.p.p.p.p..p..p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.ppp.p.p.p.p.p.pp.pp.p.p..p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p..p..p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p
10:10 the subtle harmonizing of the monitor is a great detail
I love how they give a baby a gun immediately. I didn’t get mine till I was 4.
Wtf XD
Lucky! I didnt get mine Intel I was 6!
I didn't get mine because I'm German lol
I got my gun when I was 3
I go my gun last week :0
When everything you learned isn't on the test
12:46
8:20 Literally was the exit just right behind him and he loses it XD
IKR
r/woooosh
...
Well i guess he got carried away....
Yeah I thought that was funny
3:34 *_"GTA series in a nutshell"_*
SO DAMN TRUE
hola otro yo
I love you
GTA5
Look at the sign behind him ,LOL
"I'm sry I quit ok"
"Eh you only lasted one day"
11:30 Anyone see the references to the Rock with that elbow drop? He raised his eyebrow and did the thing with his arms.
Damn, he did it a little different but that’s awesome.
Jr it's the most electrifying move in wwe
1:28 I thought she died but I died near the end ‘‘ YOU ONLY LASTED ONE DAY’’ lol I’m dead
Ocean Wolf same
Ocean Wolf If I know Cyanide and happiness they would never let someone die and make it so obvious.
Ocean Wolf SO TRUE!!!!!!!
Same here i almos cry but in the end i was like...wtf? 😂😂
Same
The cop in the beginning was punder arrest.
*gets beheaded*
If you make that pun ever again, I'll cut your toes off
(It's a joke)
@@thatdumbfurrythatwatcheswa6741
Well duh of course it's a joke.
@@RobertoDeMundo woosh
Stupid Cinnamon Roll :P
O
Makes pun* it's time for grounding
8:40 Truly the most ironic thing I’ve ever seen
Nobody’s gonna talk about how the cash register says “boobs” on 0:19?
Lmao *wheeze*
Zeghetti ?
what?
xXFallen GamingXx look at the green writing on the register
Zeghetti I see it it’s on the cashier register
0:17 “Alright, alright, just don’t squirt!”
5:07
5:13
😏
When she about to come then you started thinking about family planning.
Did you hear the Mario thing with the bullets
Hey you, ur under arrest for skateboarding in a local skatepark!
You're*
You're*
Arrest*
Jeremy PW ur is for short so it’s not a mistake he meant to say ur instead of you’re
Marie04 YT r/woooosh
Kentucky Fried Frick u seems to not know how woosh works...
2:08 she sounded really protective
“Now all I have to find is the... exit...”
Me: it’s right behind you...
8:20
True... he should have looked behind himself first.
But he was too busy talking to us.
I appreciate the idea that they have no concept of exits unless they're explicitly labeled.
1:35 *me: Thinking his wife is dead* °~° aww no....
**seconds later** BRUH
She quit for 1 day, bruh
I thought she was dead to but when I saw her alive I was like "y u lead me on like that"
You are easy to fool
Same
Their is always a dark twist
I really want to know what happened during the skateboard scene
That's the joke
Create your own image.
Maybe like the area 51 raid. MOTHERFUCKING GUN FIGHTS TILL ALL GET 1000 BULLETS IN THEIR MOTHAFUCKIN HEAD
@@greenpixel716 Lol that's not what happened.
It wasn't the Mohawk guy we know since he wasn't in the video.
Here from Law Nerd Clips and Subscribed 👶🏼🇺🇸😂
“If you’re lost just follow a moose, they’re always going somewhere nice” 😂😂
6:05 Leaked footage of me trying to get a girlfriend
XD
*OHHHHHOOO SHIIIIIIT*
Ex dee
Its a ad
Ex dee
11:50 on the clipboard
*_HARRY THE HANDSOME BUTCHAAAAAAAA_*
Jake The Legendary Gamer e
Thats me
THATS ME!!!
That's me.
John Batman: I’ll smash smash smash
Jack Mourad British viewers: I bet you will... *wink wink*
Holy crap! John Battman and Broots Waymb voices sound so similar. We shouldn't suspect that they are the same person. 😂
8:09 MrBeast off camera at the end of every video
what
@@Spacebugg "God I'm so rich and booored"
@@LordEnder86 isnt the guy in the camera said that?
@@Spacebugg I suppose hes not rlly secretive about his wealth or boredom xD
@@LordEnder86 ok
4:54 actually kinda scared me wtf... like actually put yourself in the shoes of the guy with no arms or legs and didnt know what was happening and it was all he knew omgg
He doesnt have shoes tho
same
It's just the music
Read Johnny Got His Gun
Kib how can you put youself in his shoes he doesn’t
Have any legs
These videos are like
“they got us in the first half not gonna lie”
I saw red vent
Red sus
I hate both of you racists
XD
I think it’s blue!
0:12 I couldn’t stop laughing at this part the cash register says “B00BS” In calculator language
Calculator?!?!?!
80082
"Scalpeeeeeel"
"Here you gooooo"
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOD"
Iiiiiiiiifffffffff oooooooonnnnnnnllllllllyyyyy wwwweewwweeeeeeeIiiiiiiiifffffffff oooooooonnnnnnnllllllllyyyyy wwwweewwweeeeeee WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEE DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooorrrrrrrrrrrsssssss
Lol the best
Yes that is what happened.
If only we were doctors!!!
Is that a JoJo reference
Remember, I don't have a phone so put a light in a cloud
But how did you manage to watch this video if you don't have a phone or computer or tablet
patrickthefox no john it’s-
@@jerrickng3677 he might have used his friend's phone
@@jerrickng3677 put light animation in a cloud
I rate you 5/5
10:06 taking their time to stop and slowly sing rather than actually get the work done
Soap bottle: hey there!
Water: what's your name?
Spider in he corner: do you want to hang out?
Shower head: you got nice t*ts!
First 3: ooh sh***t!
6:01
Nothing's more scarier than a guy with a glue gun.
This Guy lmao that pic tho
The police men really "lost his head" over this one.
if you see a guy with a glue gun, put a light in a cloud.
O b s c u r e Not really, once when I was 12, I was doing a craft project. I touched the glue by accident a bunch of times, it doesn't hurt too much.
This Crazy Gamer not really
whoever draws these backgrounds- they do a great job!
Scyrina
Ikr.
Why do these remind me of poptropica but their amazing
Scyrina your right
Scyrina yup
p
I just noticed in the first skit that the cash register says “boobs”
it was 80085
2318008
I never noticed that
*See's gun beside baby*
Yeah that looks like a America
spider-Girl 1231 don’t forget the McDonald’s
spider-Girl 1231 sees*
Aj Animations it was a joke :/
spider-Girl 1231 also American*
Aj Animations that’s not racist because accordingly black people you can’t be racist to whites
There’s a woodpecker out my window I need to study!
*closes window*
Ah there we go
10:10 look at the computer
Luigi King ikr
What about it?
The line moves down
It changed musical notes
It changed pitches with the singers lol
Bro I couldn't take it when the baby threw the spoon at the guy 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣
8:37 what does that say?! It’s the exit sign but it says “da” at the end
Super Dank ᴍᴀᴛᴛ it was SALIDA... Exit in Spanish
He must have gotten tacos one lonely night
lol
11:37 Well he was born in Canada
but he was in Canada for 2 seconds
Neo i Tena FUNNY'S
hello fellow countryballer
He never touched the land, therefore you can't say he was born on Canada soil, so he is not Canadian by any means.
M0nKey99 nice thinking
no, he first touched USA soil
Still wouldn't matter, if he's born to an American even outside of the US, he's still a US Citizen.
0:23 look at the cash register.
He he he
Boobs
80085
boobs
Anonymous bub a
Nobody:
Mr Beast: 7:30
5:39 is my favorite
Why do you guys keep posting at 1am in the morning, I just fell asleep😴
pegasascupcake 5039 if u fell asleep how did u comment
There are timezones
pegasascupcake 5039 because they are on the other size of the world
pegasascupcake 5039 do u live in England cause I do and they post at 1am for me so yeah it's because there in the other side of the world
pegasascupcake 5039 europe people
6:02 is the best part
i cant wait till i get old and feel nostalgia in next 40+ years
You can tell John Batmin is reading cards because at certain parts his eyes move back and forth
12:45 how people study in 2019 📚
At the explosm.net below it it said 2016 explosm.net
@jag not a wooosh dumbass
@jag first off it's not ''whoosh'' its "whoooosh" and secondly why the fuck you linking subreddits outside of Reddit
Me
LilyLimee sorry bro it’s 2020 now UwU
11:31 did he just Dwayne the rock Johnson her stomach
John Batman: "I'll punch a guy in a weird suit or costume"
So you'll punch furries???
Who wouldn't?
MiniGangster furries
@@Scooped_Orange I'm a furry
@@thatdumbfurrythatwatcheswa6741 okay?
@@Scooped_Orange Why punch furries?
6:58 yoshikage kira: like arm
This guy : exit sign
I mean WTF?!
that guy kind of wanted to kill the people by removing the exit sign
Can we get a Cyanide and happiness full length movie? I love these animated shorts to see a full movie out of it. Plus the directing is on point.
Kirk Vanderwood agreed
The book's better anyway.
Sad Larry, the movie.
Ok
It should be a tragedy play.@@chip4039
9:35 hilarious
Both Chris Arnold, and chris arnold did such a great job in the quartet. Along with Chris Arnold and Chris Arnold of course!
(Referring to the credits at 10:16)
4:41
A man has fallen into a river a lego city.
14:14 Story of Goose Wayne
5:20 im scarred for life
Unsuspecting Suspect I’m never doing CPR again...
1 like = 1 more child that isn’t scarred for life.
@@mexicancartelboss1641 welcome to cyanide and happiness
Totally wackadoo bro
Its better to just listen with your eyes closed
Jesus i see what you mean
Imagine if you had that many exit signs 8:42
And you had to return them
10:57 Canadians are nice until you insult Hockey, Pancakes or Moose.
Or at least that's how me and my friends are and we're Canadian. Although we sometimes get mad if something we love gets hate.
Lol same
Amen to that my candadian brother
Kyoki Hatter same bro
“Intense Canadian anthem playing”
mose suk
“Skateboarding’s not illegal!”
“MURDER IS!!!”
😂
This compilation wasn't very artsy. These videos were too old. Usually I flip out at how sweet these are. This channel is gonna need CPR to be revived after this accident. Show me the exit and I'll stop these jokes, as soon as I eat my breakfast and listen to this song by Doctor Dre. I could actual use a real doctor my wife is about to deliver my child, but I'm stuck in a tree with no ladder hoping someone sees my smoke signals and saves me, if only Batman was real.
Keith McCarthy battman*
All that hard work and all you do is correct spelling mistakes?
All is right with the world
Keith McCarthy If your upset about it
Put a light in a cloud
Keith McCarthy This, this right here...
Is true art.
caryn higgins *lightswitch
0:37 I guess it was criminally bad joke
8:25 *"My goals are beyond your understanding."*
why the hell is the barbershop quartet higher pitched than usual
Stephen H Probably copyright but could be something else.
Gordon Heeman That doesn't sound possible, because the original belongs to this channel.... Why would they need to worry about copyright from themselves?
Zonose I ment that probably they got in trouble for the original (don't ask me why) but because they don't want to get this video removed they just pitched it.
It's their own video though, you can't steal your own property.
TarousDT Are you all serious right now?
john battman is da best
sausage vlogs!! ikr
Put a light in a cloud.
sausage vlogs!! Put a Like on a Clown.
one time someone put me in a cage and john battman told him to stop
who dat?
John Batman isn't the hero we deserve... he's the hero we need
Your animations are so great!! 😂
Thank god these aren't try not to laugh challenges I would fail miserably
Poptart Police 😂😂
Poptart Police i lost
brawleybubble 15
Mark Szekely
6:04 im dead
Your not dead lucky killer32
FREDDIE MERCURY you tuber it means that he was laughing hard
Then how are you typing this
r/wooosh how do people not get it
When's the funeral?
I always remember the barber shop quartet with deep voices and black suits
9:36 me when I see my enemy with my friend
studying logic 12:45
"Ok ok just don't squirt" man that can easily be taken out of context
omg after years of watching these shorts, i just now noticed that john battman is reading a script if you look at his eyes during certain parts
You’re right
13:56 did he say nude feathers or new feather
New feathers
I hear Two Feathers
He said two feathers
0:33 sounds like fabricator pistol
yh kinda
@blogs gaming an more the testing kid lol yh
0:46 Okaaay. So the handcuffs didn't even slip off. Lol.
Thats called animation
10:31 The star spangled bastard is in the top left.
@@PixeledBlue8 For the life of me, I can not remember why I commented that.
@@Interestking I see, but I will respect you commenting 4 years after, so I shall delete the comment
@@PixeledBlue8 I appreciate your respect, but I only recently started getting on top of my emails, and I still miss a lot of stuff.
Also I only just realized that I said "bastard", not "banner", and I was referring to the C&H character reference. I still wouldn't feel the need to comment that today, but at least now we know why I commented that 4 years ago.
You Are A *TALENTED* Animator, Frame Order
I Love Your Videos 👍
*"Keep It Up"* 👌
I asked myself how much he spent on signs in his life so here is my calculation:
8:15 one "tower" of exist signs conists of ~120 signs; you can barely say that in every 2nd row of lights there is one of those exit-signs-towers( 8:15); at the end screen u see that there are 5 lines of lights, the widest one (the last one at the back) containing 5 seen lights but id say that there are around 10 lights in that line. This would make a total of minimum 50 lights. If the towers are arranged as i purposed before this would result in 16 towers: 16*120 = 1920 signs. If he paid each for 10.000 $, then he would have spent ~>19.2 Million USD on signs
Another way would be to guess the amount of signs you can see at the end (8:42) by calculating the volume of the room and the signs. if an exist size is of the size 38cm (length) and 19.2 cm(width) and 5.1 cm (depth) this would make a volume of 0.0037791 m^3. By comparing the exit-sign size of the background to the walls then one segment should be around 3m long resulting that the whole wall is atleast 24 m long. Purposing that its a squared (or nearly squared) room the minimum amount of the room's volume is 24m*24m * 3.5m(?) = 2016 m^3. So if u fill up the room with signs only then this would be 533460 signs. Since the room is filled with around 3/7 only this would mean 228625 signs. If he paid each for 10.000 $, then he would have spent ~ >2.3 Billion USD on signs...
I hope i did no mistakes and appreciate corrections
Remember he paid 10K for both signs not 10K for each one. He probably pays 10K per place he visits regardless if its one or a few exit signs so you can really only have a rough estimate.
It's a Cyanide and Happiness short, you shouldn't have to think that hard.
This should be the top comment
Dam boi chill
Stop.
NEVER STOP MAKING THESE! The solitary joy of my life is right here lol
*Remember I don’t have a phone, so put a light in a cloud.*
6:01 me and my friends in a nutshell but I’m the fourth guy
The position of the CPR inspector while killing the dummy
6:08 oooooh shiiiiit , had me laughing so hard 😂😂
I love how in this universe people get punished for bad jokes
I read this wrong and saw "the universe punishes people for bad jokes"
0:32 that shot at the beat of “go go power rangers”
go go power rangers
mighty morphing power rangers.
6:05 my man
Funny
😂😂😂
8:55 so they finally got a nose
Vesp, now we know why they dont have noses to begin with XD
Fluffy Fox yea xd
Yeah vesp
Vesp ikr
Baby President and Harry the Handsom Butcher make an amazing duo
"Shatter"
6:05 Rick: 🎵You got nice tiiiiiiiiits.🎵