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Shorts:
Harry The Handsome Butcher
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 2
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 3
Senor Cleanfist
Fart in a Jar Martin
Shark Dad
Prison
Invisibill
Fart in a Jar Martin Goes to College
Ted Bear 2
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 3 (middle)
Fart in a Jar Martin Goes to Jail
Harry the Handsom Butcher Part 3 (end) - Komedie
"Did you say grime?"
"No."
Kills me every time
Kills me too. I've had 7 funerals already.
@@Vanukass using The ted bear method I see.
I had 50
Did you say survive?
Levi
I just realized that “The Prison Break” could be the Ted Bear three that we’ve been waiting for!
Why would he leave he likes it there
Where did you sum up that idea❔
@@thekingdomofbulgaria332 he wasn’t the one getting raped He was the one raping everyone else
You...are geniouse
@@Derekmilewski what if he's the villain
Sharkrad actually seemed like a good superhero. Seriously.
You didn't hear the news? Shark Rad sucks now
He's one of the few characters I feel bad for he should become a villain with the prison break crew
@@sawyernorthrop4078 you didn't heard the news that your dad left for the milk
@Ash_J_Williams he got a great redemption arc with the whole leauge of fathers thing
@@Xiao_ling_legit bro shut up its a joke
I will never forget when Billy said “Sure you’re at the right house, shark rad?”
I love how the sketch artist just looks at the blank paper and says "that's one sexy butcher" 🤣
I like the part to where the butcher used knife and cut his face off and then the guy started screaming 😂😂🤣 fart in a jar Martin😂😂😂
@@t-boy1gamer137
Alllp
NFT artist be like
Everyone talks about how sexy that Butcher is. But no one wants to ask how the Butcher is _😔_ . Also, did you see those correctional officers at the prison with Ted Bear? They rockin those bikinis.
I love how Harry did not hesitate to immediately cut off his own face
I mean, it was a perfect circle.
Yeah Basically
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Years later, turns out he never went to butcher's school. 🤷♂
14:32 Plup!Plup! My invisiballs
The funnest line ever in my opinion🤣🤣🤣💀
Get in there!
Lol
20:05 Bro that guard has Skyrim physics 💀
Iol
Glad they included Ted Bear, it's been too long since his second short and unlike the others he doesn't appear in other prison shorts. If the saga continues PLEASE BRING HIM BACK. As i said before this calls for a full size spin-off show
YES
Arin Hanson (the voice actor) is already pretty busy as-is.
If they include him. It's probably just a cameo as a background character
@@yetiornot5726 Huh... I didn't know Arin voiced Ted Bear. I can totally hear it now.
Ted bear was my favorite short out of all of these
nobody gonna talk about how sharkrads son was playing with an action figure as well as an actual gun
It's America, that's par for the course.
Especially if you're name is Crumbly.
I just assumed that he inherited some of his father's powers(starting with less noticeable ones like enhanced durability.)
Duh its America
It was the villain action figure.
You really forgot toy guns exist huh?
“Did you say…Grrrime?”
“No.”
Lmao
10:14 I just now realized the “Shark is love. Shark is life.” Poster lol 😂
Shark Rad really needs to discipline his kid. Boy needs to learn respect.
Here here!
where's senor cleanfist when you need him?
In prison that's where
@@OnionChoppingNinja He is CLEAN
he rack disaprine
Bro I’m a kid and this man need a but Whoopin
The way he Cutts off his face perfectly is incredible
He's a skilled butcher before his criminal years started.
@@wanalifsyafiq3130 not only that he was also handsome
@@Stbanzz and make a computer had his handsome face also... 🤣
@@wanalifsyafiq3130 nah, he gave the computer his boss's face, but somehow still with his voice
They don't call him Handsome for nothing.
19:57 i love the mouth when he says "enclousure"
Time stamps
0:00 Harry the handsome butcher 1-2 and half of 3
4:10 Senor Cleanfist
6:33 Fart in a Jar Martin
7:55 Shark Dad (gun man)
12:23 Prison (Big hug Bill)
13:30 Invisibill
15:13 Fart in a Jar Martin goes to College
17:40 Ted Bear 2
24:42 other half of Harry the handsome butcher part 3
26:09 Fart in a Jar Martin goes to Jail
will finish later XD
edit: done
Thank you
thank you
you're a a real champ
I bet you did this on the way to work lool
It's true... Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you!
technically senor cleanfist can't be arrested. He's being a criminal AND doing community service simultaneously.
Assault is unfortunately a sentence instead of community service
@@bakrobertjohnston4889 Pretty shure assault is a word and not a sentence.
also, he has a clean record
@@Kami-mk7tu im gonna be racist with you
@@Kami-mk7tu pretty sure that's a verb not a word
I like how through the past few years they've been making characters and giving them a story, and recently that been adding on to that story, and crossovers . . . .it's great
Spider-Man no way home is the most ambitious crossover
Explosm : hold my fucking beer
Agree
@@masontheeverythingmamaswei8689 😢😊
Harry the Handsome Butcher is a classic. I remember watching it all the way back in 7th grade when it first came out. Crazy to think
6:25 favorite scene
Actually, Fart in a jar Martin would have gone to prison either way, even if he declared the second fart, because he did swore to tell the truth and immediately after that he said he only farted one time in a jar.
Queef in the can Ann should also be arrested
@Chi Chi for queefing
@Chi Chi It should be
@@mysteriouslyseeing why?
Yeah but not for murder.
So... how the hell did Harry lose his Skull? It just turned into a eldrich void hole during his 6 years as an informant
It got replaced by a safe
@@gorilli09 never thought about it makes so much sense
He still has so much meth in there
(Example drug, not sure if true)
He liked the aesthetic idk
@@gorilli09 adding onto that they removed it for more room in the safe
03:35
You know you watch too much C&H when you expect him to say 'did you say grime?'
19:30 kreeps me out
16:43 I love how martin’s eyelids go over his glasses lmao.
*fart in a jar martin
@@jonyythetryhrd But He Did It One Time
@@brucesewing6183 lier
@@jonyythetryhrd How He Just Has 1 Can From The 4th Grade
@@jonyythetryhrd **liar**
been waiting so long for the prison break episode, nothing but glad to see it now
we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've quite possibly been bamboozled
@@NoizZy_ Goddammit.
Next Thursday is gonna be great
28:18 That voice acting deserves an Oscar.
27:16
took me so long to notice his head is a toilet lmao
Me too 😄
So Terry makes wine in the toilet and puts it in jars
Prison life isn't complete without being fisted by Señor CleanFist.
you clean son of a bitch, I'm in
you son of a clean bitch, I'm in.
You clean son of a clean bitch, I'm in
Jesus you got me laughing. Was not expecting a comment like this. I should of
He really helps clean up your act
Harry the handsome butcher, what a great start
I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear q
I'm gonna draw him soon
@@AxxLAfriku well obviously, you have two girlfriends
@@AxxLAfriku Cool cool, except I don’t recall asking
21:51 XD
I like how Ted bear just shoots squid ink out of his butt 😂😂😂
The prison break is coming?? FINALLY
Yesss, finally!!
Let's gooo
@@vpplants4467 YUS!
IKR?!
The Prison Break has got to be the most anticipated short from C&H. I have HIGH expectations.
I dunno, Half off Martin Vs Two of a kind Tom is very anticipated as well
@@djpegao yes, will be legendary
Never skip a leg day
Alright, boss.
29:49 I like how the guard is talking with calm yet hard voice
To be fair Harry did fix that computer
And now it's handsome.
Finally, the prison break!
Keep it up, love this show
This is my childhood cartoon show, don't ask me how my dad and mom thought it was okay for me to watch this
17:34 They made someone sing that just for the outro !
Add 24:07 to the list!
Fart in a jar Martin is a great example of school kids that get people to bully them for attention
but he does fart in jars thooo but ur right
@@soszr1810 it was one time in the fourth grade
@@thesteakdrake8018 he lied
Only one time tho
Fr I got a friend exactly like that, she gon talk german when walking by em outta the blue, boys mimic her, she throws a fit
Ted Bear will always be my favorite character.
20:38 this is the Sussy Moments 😳
19:34 and ever since I saw this short YEARS ago, I've been wanting to prank a JW with that stunt since
Took me two years but I finally figured it out I now know what señor cleanfist shower scene means.
🤦
I’m kind of confused. Was it because his butthole was dirty? Or was Señor cleanfist just in the mood?
@@johnlaurens5252 both
@@the_criminal_mastermind dang double the value
I just realized Fart-in-a-jar Martin is wearing a purple shirt during his trial. The stabbings wouldn't happen to have been in the eyes, would they?
they missed a great joke, sadly it was the back-
I understood that reference
Have you seen the eye stabber
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We all know what they mean, the security breach kids don't know but we do...
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14:23 how did invisabill get in
11:52 bro you broke my heart just
*_!!Spoiler alert!!_*
Make the kid say *"because my dad is sharkrad I like him"*
No wonder it has taken this long to get the escape if Martin went in Jail in 2009 and at the end 10 years pass that means that "present day" prison could be 2019-2020
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS
THE PRISON ESCAPE IS FINALLY HERE
Shark Dad always gets me 😂😂 kids appreciate your parents while they’re still alive
I love and hate how how Martins eyelids go over his glasses.
I bet Señor Clean Fist always keeps a Kitchen Gun for when he cant just clean stuff with his fist
His power is literally kitchen gun. He cleans it but causes damage.
Nah he needs long range cleaning.
We got offenders. Now we need defenders
Fenders vs fenders
This is 'Murica
They're all 'fenders
Hello, I’m John Batman, and are being attacked by bad men who have done bad things? Then call me, John Batman and my friends, and we’ll help. Just us friends and no one else.
Fenders vs Benders
@@Frankly_Amazing2000 Donate now and ensure that these criminals have a forever home.
I love how Senor Cleanfist just punches a middle schooler
24:02 WHO THE HELL'RE YOU TALKING TO?!?! 😡😤🤣🤣🤣
I’m Ted bear,
I’ll see you next time
@@360101*AY SATAFAK UP🗯️*
I find it funny how fart in a jar martins lower eyelid goes over his glasses
Some of these prisoners have been locked up for 10 years. Talk about a premeditated escape
In regular prison: Peace isn't an option
Big hug Bill: Peace is always an option
4:57 is it me or dies he sound like Jerry in Rick and Morty
It's not just you
12:17 i didn’t see señor clean fist in the background until now lol
29:38 When you really have to go, but there are no bathrooms available.
all of them have special skills this is gonna be an epic mini series
21:41 intense fight scene
24:09 that was kinda lit yo
I love how Martin's jail # is the date of his first jar fart.
I find it funny how ted bear is just animal man.
ASDF: Oh no! A gunman!
Gunman: Whoa hoa hoa I'm gonna stab ya.
Cyanide and Happiness' Gunman:
Heheheheh
This is a more ambitious crossover than Avengers: Infinity War and has more hype
I love the idea that ted bears has the ability of every animal
1 more day I’ve been waiting for this for ever I always wanted the prisoners to escape
Gonna be honest, I thought "Offenders Assemble" was talking about something TOTALLY different.
I reckon we need a new series on that bunch with Harry, Martin, Gun guy, and Cleanfist
Don't forget Big Hug Bill, Ted Bear and Invisibill.
did you even see the end?
the prison break next week
*fart in a jar Martin
literal years in the making. can't wait for next week.
REALLY AWESOME guys
Great job
5:41 wouldn't the kid be dead since he got dirty via blood on lip and bruise, since the blood was classified as "dirty", then the blood in his body would be classified as "dirty" so when he got cleaned he would've lost all his blood. Therefor he would've died.
Side Note: I thought of this in the shower.
No one cares nerd☝️🤓
Wish I was more like Harry the Handsome Butcher, but I’m only Frank the Flabby of the Deli
or fart in a jar martin
Or shark dad
@@Stbanzz I wouldn't mind super strength and hydrokineses
I want these guys to meet up with the Half-Off guy in an epic showdown of some kind :)
half off gets a sequel against two for one todd
27:50 - FARTING...
28:53 that sound is terrifying
Good job with the arrangement, even with cutting Harry the Handsome Butcher 3 off partway for the sake of continuity. If you cut the credits off each episode completely and did a bit more editing, this could blend in with the full length Cyanide and Happiness Show episodes.
I want a wrestling match between Harry, Cleanfist & Lunk
Lunk is a one hell of unstopable beeing.
The wrestling would end fast.
@@danielbedrossian5986 you wanna say clean fist's superhuman muscular body is nothing.
@@shubhamsaxena2419 , Lunk will be clean and Lunkie, if Cleanfis get the chance to ackt. Cleafist is a nice guy and may talks while Lunk just grab him and slapp his shit.
@@danielbedrossian5986 there is also a third wrestler Harry aren't you counting him for anything ?
@@shubhamsaxena2419 , he was never portraited inhuman strenght with.
He is a precise meat cutter, a fine butcher.
29:05 imagine how great that theyre out of sell and didn't think of escaping jail how good prisoners!
25:02 Swiss cheese!
Man I feel bad for shark rad, he got it tough
27:06 the names are epic
Ye
I died when Ted Bear did the "Rattlesnake Trick".
Man this flooded me with memories. The nostalgia
If Johnny Bravo was a butcher
I was eating for “the prison break” I knew it had to be coming. Can’t wait
9:10 why did she become sad instantly?
Puns...bad puns
@@Derpy_Prootno, bad dad jokes
5:27🤣🤣🤣
Yes! I love that you did this mega compilation, and I love even more that we are finally getting our prison break! It’s been years!
THE PRISON BREAK: NEXT WEEK
ME: OKAY, ITS HAPPENING, EVERYBODY STAY CALM.
I wish I could more of these 👍. You're awesome 🥲!
18:05
“Now, the trick to surviving your own death is to simply not die in the first place.”
Harry the handsome butcher is literally a butcher from Dead Island before zombification.
Make sure they escape and make this a perfect finale
I have been watching you fir 3+ years😮💨❤️
* Casually punches child and becomes clean *
I laughed so hard