Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #3

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    Wow, compilation #3! Which short was your favorite?!
    (We don't actually care... or do we)?
    Seagull
    Tell My Wife
    Totally Forgot
    The Beard
    The Wardrobe
    Public Bathroom
    Ted Bear
    Carousel
    Put 'Em Down
    Dentist
    Mother's Day Cake
    Man's Best Friend
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  • @katherinepoindexter1386
    @katherinepoindexter1386 Před 5 lety +3408

    “We’re under a bacon tree!”
    True heaven

  • @AwareOrSomething
    @AwareOrSomething Před 4 lety +912

    I love how fire dash just keeps saying his name and where he is from while his mom and the doctor are arguing

  • @Manic-Creations
    @Manic-Creations Před 3 lety +624

    When that dude said *"AW DUDE MY FUCKING SANDWICH"* I felt that on an emotional level so damn bad to the point I began to tear up.

  • @tylerb.gaming762
    @tylerb.gaming762 Před 3 lety +912

    I Just Noticed The Dogs have limbs and the humans have sticks for arms

  • @blackaddergaming8191
    @blackaddergaming8191 Před 7 lety +10233

    U need to put a watermark on these videos so fake channels cant steal it

    • @randomsomeguy156
      @randomsomeguy156 Před 7 lety +305

      More people have to like this so they can see

    • @tang2950
      @tang2950 Před 7 lety +87

      Black Adder Gaming true

    • @AcherRollz
      @AcherRollz Před 7 lety +185

      or shitty meme instagram accounts

    • @RagingSteak
      @RagingSteak Před 7 lety +73

      there was a watermark on the dental diploma

    • @liambroad4058
      @liambroad4058 Před 7 lety +20

      Black Adder Gaming true

  • @The6thDimensional
    @The6thDimensional Před 7 lety +800

    Timestamps for each video:
    0:00 - Seagull
    0:47 - Tell My Wife
    3:29 - Totally Forgot
    4:03 - The Beard
    5:29 - The Wardrobe
    6:32 - Public Bathroom
    8:05 - Ted Bear
    12:38 - Carousel
    13:07 - Put 'Em Down
    16:04 - Dentist
    17:50 - Mother's Day Cake
    18:30 - Man's Best Friend

    • @OfSpace.
      @OfSpace. Před 7 lety +8

      Not A Potato thx

    • @jamesm001
      @jamesm001 Před 7 lety +9

      Not A Potato Idk, I wouldn't trust anyone who isn't a potato.

    • @zackscloudyskies
      @zackscloudyskies Před 7 lety +8

      Not A Potato i cant help the feeling that you are a potato but you want people to think you are not a potato.

    • @jordanfraser1
      @jordanfraser1 Před 7 lety +4

      Not A Potato you know it says the titles when it starts...

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 Před 7 lety +4

      Not A Potato, Are you certain you're not a potato? Everybody likes potatoes!

  • @ali-xm8bm
    @ali-xm8bm Před 3 lety +394

    It's sad to see how Ted Bear let go, I grew up watching his shows. I was devastated when I heard that he died :(, but the way he treated the camera crew was messed up. I felt bad for them, but I still love and will always miss Ted Bear.

    • @dewdropped
      @dewdropped Před rokem +18

      what?! how did he treat his camera crew I didn't know about this!

    • @readyplayer1955
      @readyplayer1955 Před rokem +8

      @@dewdropped its in the vid i was cofused too

    • @Spoon211
      @Spoon211 Před rokem +3

      I know how ya feel

    • @biohazardous-5qewo13
      @biohazardous-5qewo13 Před rokem +1

      Yea... it was very very sad for me to see him go...
      (Fun fact: I expected to come into the replies and see atleast one person who would have been like "UHM ACTUALLYYYYYY 🤓🤓🤓 THIS IS JUST AN ANIMATION ON CZcams 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 ITS NOT A REAL PERSON AND THAT WORLD ISNT EVEN REAL STUPID 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓")

    • @rosegold_bunbun
      @rosegold_bunbun Před 11 měsíci

      Fr rest in pace Ted bear ❤😔🤍

  • @darkstock5103
    @darkstock5103 Před 3 lety +58

    “Pffft, eulgh, blah. Raiiisins”
    I could toast to that

  • @jamesmcmillin796
    @jamesmcmillin796 Před 5 lety +833

    17:37
    My biggest fear isn’t finding him, it’s watching him swallow

  • @edgegaming3381
    @edgegaming3381 Před 4 lety +601

    14:45
    *Did anyone else notice that Firedash is saying things but his mouth isn't moving* XD lol

  • @Vexxifyy
    @Vexxifyy Před 3 lety +225

    The Furry physically killed me.

    • @steverogers1269
      @steverogers1269 Před 3 lety +29

      The mom physically killed the furry

    • @steverogers1269
      @steverogers1269 Před 3 lety +2

      That means that if you physically kill the mom, you have a proper game of janken

    • @bebephoque7998
      @bebephoque7998 Před 2 lety +13

      What furry? There was an otherkin, but there was no furry.

    • @Vexxifyy
      @Vexxifyy Před 2 lety +5

      @@bebephoque7998 what difference? I see a similarity, but not a difference.

    • @inactive.mp4
      @inactive.mp4 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Vexxifyy Furries don't think they're an animal. Otherkin do.

  • @desbugfan8429
    @desbugfan8429 Před 3 lety +391

    On that seagull one, his infuriation is so satisfying. 0:40.

  • @99nattes03672
    @99nattes03672 Před 7 lety +234

    After rewatching that ted bear video from like 4 years ago, I just realized ted BEAR died from a BEAR TRAP

  • @secret6338
    @secret6338 Před 3 lety +1529

    "I'm a tri-gender Pyrofox."
    I f***ing died watching that.

  • @mx.fuzzypants1911
    @mx.fuzzypants1911 Před 3 lety +160

    When I saw the expiration date on the milk in Ted Bear, I immediately looked at the date this video was released to see if there was some sort of relation.

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 Před 3 lety +5

      Was there?

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 Před 3 lety +12

      Well this is a compilation tho

    • @Vikingcatbro
      @Vikingcatbro Před 3 lety +6

      The date on the milk was the sell by date not a expiration date.

    • @vcreativeart16
      @vcreativeart16 Před 2 lety +6

      There actually is, on the original it was made on August 21, which is exactly 1 month ahead of the experation date

    • @zacrollsie2153
      @zacrollsie2153 Před 2 lety +1

      @@vcreativeart16 it’s also today, my birthday 😂

  • @spokomordeczkas642
    @spokomordeczkas642 Před 2 lety +28

    11:51 legend has it that the ted bear survived

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy Před 2 lety +3

      Well actually your right he just made a cocoon from his former body he continues his show after his former bodies funeral

  • @saturn1488
    @saturn1488 Před 4 lety +526

    When life drops a bomb, drop the F bomb
    - quote of the century

    • @OliverEye
      @OliverEye Před 3 lety +2

      Would be if that’s what they said

    • @julielieu1266
      @julielieu1266 Před 3 lety +1

      wow i pressed kn everybodys icon on comments and i. figured out u got gacha. 👍👍

    • @hornydiscord
      @hornydiscord Před 3 lety +2

      America after japan bomde puerile harbor

    • @creeponics4539
      @creeponics4539 Před 3 lety

      @@hornydiscord Pearl Harbor

  • @seanthomas5833
    @seanthomas5833 Před 4 lety +587

    Rip Ted Bear
    *Killed by BEAR trap*

  • @ghost_mayor
    @ghost_mayor Před rokem +6

    15:57 is the most satisfying thing I’ve seen in a cyanide and happiness video

  • @snoopywriter3643
    @snoopywriter3643 Před 3 lety +140

    I loved the beard! That would make a great satirical sci-fi comedy movie.

  • @IamLettuce13
    @IamLettuce13 Před 5 lety +418

    12:39 did anyone else see that the top of the carousel was spinning the opposite direction of the animals on it?

  • @mcasten1065
    @mcasten1065 Před 5 lety +2097

    For people who like dark humor

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 Před 3 lety +47

    I never expected Ted Bear to be taken out by a dessert island.

  • @you.2988
    @you.2988 Před 3 lety +78

    "WE NEED A MEDIC!"
    THAT WAS THE MEDIC!

  • @bongothepsycho7280
    @bongothepsycho7280 Před 5 lety +619

    "There's no such thing as a fruit fish"
    Ted Bear: well, your right it's actually a crustacean
    Haha

  • @hunterlugo9232
    @hunterlugo9232 Před 7 lety +617

    ''actually its fire dash i'm a pyro fox from the forest planet.''

  • @pamelaharris2132
    @pamelaharris2132 Před 2 měsíci +3

    4:47 SpringLock Failure

  • @fansundertable649
    @fansundertable649 Před 3 lety +19

    18:23 I almost felt bad for him.

  • @somefancywhale5286
    @somefancywhale5286 Před 7 lety +2844

    "I'm a tri-gender pyrofox." This pretty much sums up 2016.

  • @oliviawang2808
    @oliviawang2808 Před 7 lety +66

    The last one...
    I just can't

  • @Camchoobies0905
    @Camchoobies0905 Před 3 lety +16

    ‘Mothers day cakes’ by cyanide and happiness
    Me: literrally

  • @HollyClementine
    @HollyClementine Před 3 lety +17

    Knowing Arin Hansen voices Ted bear makes it so much funnier lol

  • @riddlemefish6217
    @riddlemefish6217 Před 5 lety +216

    Ted Bear, don't climb that bacon tree! It's actually a Hambush!

  • @bro6438
    @bro6438 Před 4 lety +242

    Ted bear was ended by his arch enemy the "bear trap"

  • @quirtpanal693
    @quirtpanal693 Před 2 měsíci +28

    2024 still watching

  • @donkesquared7837
    @donkesquared7837 Před 3 lety +12

    7:17
    I like how he washed his hands before fighting.
    Pros have STANDARDS
    Edit: my dumbass misspelled standards XD

  • @simmzzzz
    @simmzzzz Před 7 lety +1323

    Can you please make a compilation of the compilation videos after this? Just in case I missed any

    • @veasix6772
      @veasix6772 Před 7 lety +35

      Then make a compilation of the compilation of the compilation videos

    • @thaddeusgrantfenton9995
      @thaddeusgrantfenton9995 Před 7 lety +6

      Simran Zenov nope!

    • @kiisutaja1555
      @kiisutaja1555 Před 7 lety +17

      And then a compilation of compilation of compilation of cats and I lost my train of thought.

    • @xuanfe
      @xuanfe Před 7 lety +5

      Simran Zenov
      There's a playlist

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman Před 7 lety +3

      CATL0V3R DOGS SUCK I lost the train. It's bad cus I'm the driver.

  • @lucapeyrefitte6899
    @lucapeyrefitte6899 Před 7 lety +341

    "Actually it's fire dash"

  • @thatsofranco
    @thatsofranco Před 2 lety +5

    Something about Ted Bear poking the dead lizard and staring back at the camera killed me. 🤣

  • @widbud2595
    @widbud2595 Před 3 lety +3

    5:06 that should be an SCP

  • @paradoxtm8911
    @paradoxtm8911 Před 4 lety +454

    "Public Bathroom" is probably more accurate than ever right now

    • @aba_kotw6865
      @aba_kotw6865 Před 3 lety

      WDYM?

    • @luhjerry5947
      @luhjerry5947 Před 3 lety +8

      @@aba_kotw6865 covid-19 with the tissue
      )

    • @denjujitsu_yt2500
      @denjujitsu_yt2500 Před 3 lety

      Dude like that was my best

    • @Enriquito445
      @Enriquito445 Před 3 lety

      @@luhjerry5947 toilet paper doesn't cure corona

    • @midnxghtxx6390
      @midnxghtxx6390 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Enriquito445 no it's because the beginning of the pandemic
      Toilet paper has been flying off the shelves at every store and more difficult to find any

  • @Risris666
    @Risris666 Před 4 lety +582

    11:46 I guess you could say it's a "Bear" trap :D
    Kill me. Please.

    • @ethanmunoz7989
      @ethanmunoz7989 Před 4 lety +20

      HhahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahHHhahahaHhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhhahhahhhahahahhhhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahshahahahahhahahayahahahhahahahahahhahahahahagaygayagahahahhhahhahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhuauahahhahahahhahahahahahhhhahahahhhhhhhahhahhhhahhhahahhhahhahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaha

    • @SE7EN306
      @SE7EN306 Před 4 lety +7

      Arisa_ БЛЯТЬ yes because it is now get out

    • @nautical_z
      @nautical_z Před 4 lety +4

      Seven Productions a ted BEAR trap

    • @klheighty
      @klheighty Před 4 lety +3

      Seven Productions Well, you asked him to get out...
      now YOU have to get out cuz you are a pun hater and i am a pun lover. so thats why.

    • @thatonekid4608
      @thatonekid4608 Před 4 lety

      Good one

  • @thorcremonesi9317
    @thorcremonesi9317 Před 3 lety +12

    The mothers day cake one reminded me of my mom and I know she's looking up at me

  • @gamingfreak619
    @gamingfreak619 Před 3 lety +21

    3:55 this is what I call a masterpiece of plot twist

  • @Massita.sangar
    @Massita.sangar Před 4 lety +362

    "Tell My Wife" is like when your two friends are fighting and they don't wanna talk to each other so your the one that has to deliver the messages

    • @zombieby7884
      @zombieby7884 Před 3 lety +3

      I mean you ain't wrong xD

    • @MrClean3019
      @MrClean3019 Před 3 lety +12

      Happens to my sibilings so they’re like MOM TELL MY SISTER SHES FAT and she does it and the other says MOM TELL HER SHE HASNT SEEN HERSELF

    • @constantineravenna86
      @constantineravenna86 Před 3 lety +1

      It happened every time with my parents

    • @fancy4458
      @fancy4458 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes!!!!

    • @oceanwxvesrblx7435
      @oceanwxvesrblx7435 Před 3 lety

      Happens to me

  • @Paris-gy5eg
    @Paris-gy5eg Před 7 lety +1111

    When you're so concerned about the environment you recycle your own videos

    • @Kasuyii
      @Kasuyii Před 7 lety +4

      nice b8

    • @LoliLoveJuice
      @LoliLoveJuice Před 7 lety +20

      when their jokes dont work like they used to before.

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 Před 7 lety +1

      Peravit Raviruchiphun lol the ad right before this was for the environment XD

    • @LANCEL0T
      @LANCEL0T Před 7 lety

      Peravit Raviruchiphun GOTEEM

    • @srx0493
      @srx0493 Před 7 lety

      Peravit Raviruchiphun Oh shit XD

  • @Isaac-cm7zg
    @Isaac-cm7zg Před 3 lety +2

    The captions are hilarious. At 7:29. (90% of this is thumping, and screaming. I'm not even going to try)

  • @drxxms555
    @drxxms555 Před 3 lety +5

    I love how in the first one he aint even worried how his whole head got decapitated but a SEAGULL😀classic👌🏾

  • @Maria-sq9fg
    @Maria-sq9fg Před 5 lety +503

    Just my luck ...
    *Eats muffin*
    Mmm- *spits it out*
    RAiSiNs

  • @spin4687
    @spin4687 Před 7 lety +134

    The first I thought the seagull would poop on the sandwich just before he ate it

    • @JayV27
      @JayV27 Před 7 lety +3

      I thought the seagull was gonna take the sandwich.

    • @lightningfastrc
      @lightningfastrc Před 7 lety +12

      Dovahkiin You must be new here...anyone that has watched C&H for a while knows the ending will never be what you first expect.

    • @ezzenious9923
      @ezzenious9923 Před 7 lety +3

      I thought a bunch of guys were gonna assault him for the sandwich

    • @melitta_kaffee
      @melitta_kaffee Před 7 lety +8

      Annoying Dog I thought he was gonna get the sandwich and the guy would be extremely TRIGGERED. 😂

    • @nevaalack
      @nevaalack Před 7 lety +7

      Annoying Dog I thought it will poop in his mouth

  • @tamikadurant294
    @tamikadurant294 Před 2 lety +2

    2:19 had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hajivideos9104
    @hajivideos9104 Před rokem +1

    0:40 its funny how he's more concerned about losing his sandwich than losing his head

  • @lynn-bt1zk
    @lynn-bt1zk Před 5 lety +264

    lesson: NEVER TOUCH SOMEONE'S BEARD 4:57

  • @EthanM2P
    @EthanM2P Před 5 lety +574

    I want a bacon tree

  • @christmascat8071
    @christmascat8071 Před 3 lety +3

    1:23 hes lung shot but he still can breath long enough

  • @loosegoose5197
    @loosegoose5197 Před 3 lety +3

    Ted bear and the quest through candy land.

  • @datguyuno98
    @datguyuno98 Před 7 lety +270

    I'm firedash, I'm a tri-gender pyrofox.

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler Před 7 lety +2124

    I want to live in the Ted Bear universe. I want a bacon tree!

    • @sunjun3689
      @sunjun3689 Před 7 lety +23

      and remember that fucking mountain??

    • @huttonspier9781
      @huttonspier9781 Před 7 lety +5

      Same

    • @shawneehoff3170
      @shawneehoff3170 Před 7 lety +3

      Connor Tyler yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @roguedragoon9212
      @roguedragoon9212 Před 7 lety +2

      Connor Tyler Same here

    • @margar59
      @margar59 Před 7 lety +3

      Connor Tyler i wonder how different will a turkey bacon tree will look like.

  • @nickkjz
    @nickkjz Před 3 lety +4

    1:40 she looks like selena gomez

  • @kukiryu3862
    @kukiryu3862 Před rokem +3

    Anybody watching this with subtitles is gonna have twice the laughs hahaha I see you subtitle man

  • @OReily08080
    @OReily08080 Před 5 lety +50

    7:17 I'm glad he washed his hands

  • @rife133
    @rife133 Před 7 lety +420

    I Couldn't Stop Laughing At The Pyrofox One, His Tone In His Voice Is SO Sarcastic! XD

    • @jaideneh1337
      @jaideneh1337 Před 7 lety +10

      I know right😂😋😜

    • @awesomedude6249
      @awesomedude6249 Před 7 lety +5

      Doge Brown I can't hear anything because I'm in church

    • @I.am_Efe
      @I.am_Efe Před 7 lety +3

      I am so glad you are looking for. If you have a good time. looking for a few minuteswalk away, but the page you are looking at the moment, but the best, as I .

    • @mrfoufou5550
      @mrfoufou5550 Před 7 lety +2

      lol why are u watching while church time kid

    • @akemiasahina4555
      @akemiasahina4555 Před 7 lety +3

      Doge Brown I can't hear anything cause I'm in school and i forgot my headphones

  • @benjaminantonellis6992
    @benjaminantonellis6992 Před 2 lety +1

    The little subtitle things are what really make this hilarious. Especially for the last part with the dog

  • @guineverain5515
    @guineverain5515 Před 3 lety +12

    17:39 I'm so afraid of my dentist rn

  • @antigravitypig8489
    @antigravitypig8489 Před 4 lety +86

    RIP Ted Bear. . . You won't be forgotten

    • @kristoferkamzarov1776
      @kristoferkamzarov1776 Před 3 lety +2

      @browdy 170 ted bear is like bear grills but he finds food in they're natural habitat

    • @fusionmasterable
      @fusionmasterable Před 3 lety +1

      If we lived in this universe hell I would purposely get lost just for the hell of it xD that means normal food is live animals and gross trash probably

    • @fusionmasterable
      @fusionmasterable Před 3 lety +4

      Plot twist he never made it out of the forest this is all been hallucination

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 Před 3 lety +1

      He survived

  • @xayhovan6814
    @xayhovan6814 Před 7 lety +231

    the spit sucking one made me cringe like never before

  • @dustinvillis1144
    @dustinvillis1144 Před 3 lety +6

    1:50 haha she didn't miss him hahahahaha

  • @SapientialPogonophobic
    @SapientialPogonophobic Před 3 lety +2

    Ted bear predicted bugsnax

  • @yun67yran79
    @yun67yran79 Před 4 lety +26

    18:17 kill em with kindness has a whole new meaning

  • @echo7937
    @echo7937 Před 7 lety +389

    Someone needs to genetically engineer a Bacon Tree

  • @pogo_prozessor1788
    @pogo_prozessor1788 Před 3 lety +8

    This with the dog at the end was so random 😂😂

  • @austinbolts487
    @austinbolts487 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I was watching these old compilations when i was 15. Now im coming back as an adult and well, it's different.

  • @PhoenixClank
    @PhoenixClank Před 7 lety +282

    I read a book (who does that nowadays XD) where someone stranded on an island just like Ted Bear, with the paradisic food growing all over the place, but in the end when he was big and fat it turned out that the island is actually a living thing which grows all the food to attract strangers and make them fat and then swallows them and eats them. Kinda felt reminded of that.

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg Před 7 lety +4

      Felix Klenk name of the book pls

    • @PhoenixClank
      @PhoenixClank Před 7 lety +7

      "Die 13½ Leben des Käpt'n Blaubär". I have no idea if there is an English translation. Also, it sounds like a children's book, but it isn't.

    • @Astro_Guy_1
      @Astro_Guy_1 Před 7 lety +3

      Felix Klenk alles klar xD

    • @keenansmith7795
      @keenansmith7795 Před 7 lety

      That was made into a movie, in 2012!

    • @smallangryowl2162
      @smallangryowl2162 Před 7 lety +6

      thirteen and a half lives of captain bluebear

  • @ShitStainedBallSack
    @ShitStainedBallSack Před 5 lety +957

    The dentist one was disturbing to say the least

  • @KyloBeto
    @KyloBeto Před 7 měsíci

    This channel keeps me happy.

  • @xok7956
    @xok7956 Před 3 lety +4

    0:40 this part made me crack up 😂

  • @infern0bee
    @infern0bee Před 7 lety +151

    Dad: hey (insert name here) dinner is ready
    Me: Uhh, my name is Firedash. I am a pyrofox from the magical forest planet.

  • @emilykagan3562
    @emilykagan3562 Před 5 lety +176

    Ted bear adventurous into the dangerous grocery store 😂😂

  • @ronaldpena1878
    @ronaldpena1878 Před rokem +4

    11:30 he should be in the background of candy crush 🤣🤣😂

  • @p_cima2325
    @p_cima2325 Před 3 lety +1

    This is the humor I need during quarantine

  • @SoraRoxas528
    @SoraRoxas528 Před 7 lety +600

    These are a good way to catch the episodes I never realized I missed. Like that seagull one.

  • @coffindancemember1472
    @coffindancemember1472 Před 4 lety +66

    The clip where she said
    When he is done dying he can clean the garage
    *kArEn MoMeNt*

  • @japaneselova4596
    @japaneselova4596 Před 3 lety +13

    Men we all learned a lesson today and thats never trust lions coming out of a closet

  • @iamtrash4084
    @iamtrash4084 Před 2 lety +1

    Cant believe ted bear taught me stuff 4 years ago when I watched it, Little did I know i am now learning it in high school

  • @Icedpyro21
    @Icedpyro21 Před 7 lety +597

    saw ted bear and a #3 in the title and now im sad...

  • @cameronalemand5682
    @cameronalemand5682 Před 5 lety +2140

    "I'm a tri-gender pyro-fox"

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 Před 4 lety +64

      @David Morris to be fair the only cure for SJWs is an AR-15 to the face

    • @wayloncash1851
      @wayloncash1851 Před 4 lety +19

      @David Morris kinda both...

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 Před 4 lety +58

      @@wayloncash1851 furries don't believe that their animals

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 Před 4 lety +25

      @@barbarianblades8154 no that's otherkin

    • @Sufferneer
      @Sufferneer Před 4 lety +5

      FURRIES

  • @SDN67
    @SDN67 Před 2 lety +5

    10:07 so that's why my dad can't find the milk it's in a tree in a random jungle so uh how do I find my dad to tell him anyways?

  • @penqin9601
    @penqin9601 Před 3 lety +6

    So that's where the seagull got the meat from.

  • @korseodoxcanadianman5033
    @korseodoxcanadianman5033 Před 5 lety +54

    I want to live where ted bear lives so much candy

    • @ganggang1267
      @ganggang1267 Před 4 lety +2

      Master Gaming2019 Soooooo many diabetes😍😍😍

  • @shad0w_s695
    @shad0w_s695 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love he was talking about the real ted bear whos heart got pierced by a stingray

  • @p_cima2325
    @p_cima2325 Před 3 lety +6

    4 years later and I’m still dying of laughter from this vid

  • @mariam6326
    @mariam6326 Před 5 lety +128

    This the stuff you watch when you in bed bout to sleep you find everything funny😭

  • @paulramos5083
    @paulramos5083 Před 7 lety +233

    "Uhhh... I'm a tri gender pyro fox." 😂

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman Před 7 lety +5

      Paul Ramos My name is Firedash

    • @aaAaa-qs8iz
      @aaAaa-qs8iz Před 7 lety +2

      Suboptimus Lime I know, right😒😂

    • @ParanoidTheMarvin
      @ParanoidTheMarvin Před 7 lety +6

      She should have just tried beating the crap out of him, before deciding to drown him. Even if it doesn't work she will feel little bit better.

    • @jenichesley1061
      @jenichesley1061 Před 7 lety

      Paul Ramos x

    • @elijahvirtue8469
      @elijahvirtue8469 Před 7 lety

      Paul Ramos lol

  • @heroray2234
    @heroray2234 Před 3 lety +7

    5:54 so THAT is what furries actually do...

  • @929yiyi4
    @929yiyi4 Před 3 lety +1

    I started to watch videos with captions because I slowly am losing my hearing or everywhere around me is slowly getting louder. Either way, I love those subtitles 😂

  • @nathandaniel1860
    @nathandaniel1860 Před 7 lety +7

    14:44 Kurt... I mean "Firedash", keeps talking even though his mouth stops moving. That's some exorcism-ventriloquist-pyrofox shit.

  • @CJ_725
    @CJ_725 Před 3 lety +69

    Ted bear is teaching us how to survive a super market

  • @unclesam5714
    @unclesam5714 Před 2 lety +2

    Ted Bear.
    Survivalist in a Toriko Island world.

  • @yaboitone1126
    @yaboitone1126 Před 2 lety

    I'm watching this on Nov. 9th. That milk expiration date is TOO real! Lol

  • @121theover
    @121theover Před 4 lety +73

    Have you ever watched this shorts with the subtitles on? They're hilarious.