Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #31

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    Shorts:
    Invisibill
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    Fart in a Jar Martin Goes to Jail
    Freds Downtown Deli
    Grandpas Skydive
    Bernard the Butler
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  • @ThePsych123
    @ThePsych123 Před 3 lety +989

    Bernard the Butler taking this whole "eat the rich" philosophy to an extreme

    • @beastborn0143
      @beastborn0143 Před 2 lety +2

      @Spectrum Sisters n o o o o o o o o o o t c o o o o o o o o c o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o l

    • @R__A
      @R__A Před 2 lety +1

      Can someone explain who was Bernard carrying at the very end as it looked like a body? Didn’t he just eat the guy whole though lol?

    • @elfeiin
      @elfeiin Před 2 lety

      @@R__A That was the guy

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 Před rokem +2

      Except, he *technically* ate a down on his luck, poor person.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Před rokem

      @@Tengu125 Which is a complete fantasy. In no world does a rich man losing his job cause him to immediately plunge into poverty.

  • @AAAAAAA504
    @AAAAAAA504 Před 3 lety +3725

    The girl fight one is simultaneously the most wholesome and least wholesome short they’ve ever made lmao

    • @hellhero7449
      @hellhero7449 Před 3 lety +56

      Most wholesome for me Kekw

    • @tylermarks1769
      @tylermarks1769 Před 3 lety +35

      Yo the bottle up the dudes but lol 😆 😂 🤣

    • @thetwins2385
      @thetwins2385 Před 3 lety +28

      You should see the tiny style saga

    • @hellhero7449
      @hellhero7449 Před 3 lety +12

      @@thetwins2385 already done it was gud

    • @borahcn
      @borahcn Před 3 lety +56

      The guy was so innocent and someone who would never beat his lover.

  • @teodork06bulgaria4
    @teodork06bulgaria4 Před 3 lety +1198

    Bernard is too dangerous for the world, he is always one step ahead.

  • @jaxolantern7492
    @jaxolantern7492 Před 2 lety +183

    "Ahh, my invisi-balls!" Word of the week.

  • @bingchilling4565
    @bingchilling4565 Před 3 lety +3953

    The Girl Fight skit is so wholesome and I love it.

    • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
      @THETRIVIALTHINGS Před 3 lety +221

      Not wholesome. Disturbing on how society just assumes a guy hit her and were willing to hurt the poor guy.
      On the flip side, also horrifying for the ones who intervened, thinking they were "helping", got their asses beat. One of them had a broken bottle shoved up his you-know-what. Which is why you never intervene without know the story.
      Not wholesome. None of it. Educational maybe.
      EDIT- Butthurt individuals and fluffy munchkin snow flakes, who cannot accept or endure a dose of reality, can just scroll past this comment. This is for those who know how the world actually works.

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny Před 3 lety +20

      It's also se**st.

    • @okazakiz
      @okazakiz Před 3 lety +138

      @@THETRIVIALTHINGS thanks you ruined it like a jackass

    • @studiosx8561
      @studiosx8561 Před 3 lety +19

      @@THETRIVIALTHINGS yeah. But the girl would lose no offense. 10 guys vs girl. The guy would win

    • @Im_alivexx
      @Im_alivexx Před 3 lety +44

      Not really cause it kinda sucks how society assumed that he beat up his girlfriend

  • @chaitanya3630
    @chaitanya3630 Před 3 lety +446

    "We got class comin outta the ass here"...
    Whoa had me laughing!

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Před 3 lety +1765

    *man with invisibility powers loses his balsac and sent to jail*
    Do you want supervillains, cuz that's how you get supervillains

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +6

      NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear co

    • @Exc4Iibur
      @Exc4Iibur Před 3 lety +5

      @@AxxLAfriku no

    • @jay-still-plays
      @jay-still-plays Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku you are

    • @jokuvaanoikee242
      @jokuvaanoikee242 Před 3 lety +19

      @@AxxLAfriku you probably are if you comment stuff like this

    • @jokuvaanoikee242
      @jokuvaanoikee242 Před 3 lety +4

      Invisiballs

  • @TheEnergizer94
    @TheEnergizer94 Před 3 lety +677

    I'd rather buy a car from someone who sells them at 500.99 than 499.99

  • @pathos-1287
    @pathos-1287 Před 3 lety +563

    Invisibill is kinda interesting I hope they make more of it

    • @patricks_music
      @patricks_music Před 3 lety +11

      he could be a good villain for sure- if he weren’t so dumb

    • @lazerpie101
      @lazerpie101 Před 3 lety +8

      Last skit, not sure if it's a reference but when he's reading the paper on the toilet it said invisible man in invisible jail

    • @AJ84291
      @AJ84291 Před 3 lety +3

      @@patricks_music don't worry that's just the cyanide

    • @megadoomerr
      @megadoomerr Před 2 lety +4

      But you won’t be able to see it.

    • @marshmellominiapple
      @marshmellominiapple Před 2 lety +4

      @@lazerpie101 He got out of jail remember?

  • @azj_
    @azj_ Před 3 lety +631

    The Girl Fight is one of my favourite, I hope they will make a new another one

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio Před 3 lety +188

    Otto really did replace the tires with cinder blocks. Watch the bg when the cars are all driving away.

  • @slickestrick4117
    @slickestrick4117 Před 3 lety +667

    Skydiving instructor is a true bro
    It was his birthday, after all

  • @Shakespearience
    @Shakespearience Před 2 lety +140

    I think we take for granted how talented this team is. This is brilliant stuff.

  • @mechateamleader4071
    @mechateamleader4071 Před 2 lety +47

    I love Cyanide and happiness for one reason. They make their animations go from normal to wtf so quick

  • @matsujonen
    @matsujonen Před 3 lety +457

    So I just realized the cook at Fred's Deli had his arm sizzling on the grill

  • @geoair8654
    @geoair8654 Před 3 lety +313

    “Hey that guy beats his girlfriend” then he proceeds to get skull fuced

    • @robo-potato4697
      @robo-potato4697 Před 3 lety +2

      fuced? sounds kinky... and i want it... *now*

    • @matthewrogers9187
      @matthewrogers9187 Před 3 lety +1

      @@robo-potato4697 HEY WERE DOING EVERY DRUG NOT DOING STUF LIEK THAT now come on lets set these line snort em

    • @STARZZE_STARZ
      @STARZZE_STARZ Před 3 lety +1

      @@robo-potato4697 ._.

    • @robo-potato4697
      @robo-potato4697 Před 3 lety +1

      @@matthewrogers9187 alright... pass me the cheeto dust its going in my body one way or another...

    • @matthewrogers9187
      @matthewrogers9187 Před 3 lety

      @@robo-potato4697 SURE I SET IT IN A LINE HERES THE CUT STRAW CLOSE ONE OART OF YOUR NOSE THEN SNIFF HARD AT THE LINE
      its some good stuff

  • @realzillapool2093
    @realzillapool2093 Před 3 lety +93

    Martin ain’t no snitch he kept it silent literally 😂

  • @AJDoesStuff
    @AJDoesStuff Před 2 lety +57

    I love how Martin's prison number is the date of his fart in a jar.

  • @electrondegeneracy820
    @electrondegeneracy820 Před 2 lety +31

    Bernard is an absolute legend, best character.

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 Před 2 lety +30

    Damn. That Girl Fight one wasn’t funny, it just made me feel good inside. So sweet.

  • @hilarijussoliunas9998
    @hilarijussoliunas9998 Před 3 lety +129

    Haven't watched this channel in a while now.
    Thank you for the notification 😹

  • @tymfly69
    @tymfly69 Před 3 lety +226

    "What would you do if you could be invisible for a day? "
    Go beat up a mime

  • @rebekahslone2432
    @rebekahslone2432 Před 2 lety +1

    1:41 One of my absolute favs. Helloes her and. she protects I'm, but also men that think he beats her, tryin to stand up for her. So sweet

  • @BambiK96
    @BambiK96 Před 3 lety +183

    Me trying to figure out how that was 15 minutes when it felt like 4

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
    @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 Před 2 lety +20

    The girl fight one is probably what it’s like for Rhonda Rousey’s husband.

  • @ReadytoDiveIn
    @ReadytoDiveIn Před 3 lety +19

    The grand otto skit was my favourite

  • @Dienow3xw
    @Dienow3xw Před 3 lety +76

    You'd think bill would have noticed the paint before he painted the whole house...

  • @resumethemoovy5791
    @resumethemoovy5791 Před 3 lety +29

    The cops shot invisibill with the whole bullet

  • @XiaoSunJing
    @XiaoSunJing Před 3 lety +7

    Bernard the Butler is so modest lmao i love him the most

  • @ErwinSmith001
    @ErwinSmith001 Před 3 lety +59

    That invisibill is one of my favorite i would like to see a part 2 of it to be honest

    • @nuclearfallenking549
      @nuclearfallenking549 Před 3 lety +3

      Well even gods cant do part 2 of invisible bill

    • @davidz1424
      @davidz1424 Před 3 lety +3

      You cant see it because its invisible

    • @sysghost
      @sysghost Před 3 lety +4

      Haven't you seen? There's lots of invisibill videos... oh... right...

  • @chrisdwyanesoriao3853
    @chrisdwyanesoriao3853 Před 3 lety +52

    If Gordon Ramsay visits Fred's Deli, he would close this restaurant immediately

    • @cadetwright6496
      @cadetwright6496 Před 3 lety +6

      Im sure Gordon Ramsey will keep it up on how good the food is and as well how the employees serve food.

    • @Leblob2
      @Leblob2 Před 3 lety +8

      @@cadetwright6496 plus its an amazing location right in the corner of phoc and yu

  • @theseeker3360
    @theseeker3360 Před 3 lety +7

    I dont think nobody understand how much effort it takes to make these videos great job guys

  • @ShaquilleOnigg
    @ShaquilleOnigg Před 3 lety +17

    My invisi-balls 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pushqrdx
    @pushqrdx Před 3 lety +18

    2:59 ouuuch

  • @-e-8673
    @-e-8673 Před 3 lety +6

    Mom about to type P in search history: 7:52

  • @btr9969
    @btr9969 Před 2 lety +3

    9:28
    that skip ad tricked me into thinking that it was real, now I feel stupid :P

  • @ThanatosIRL
    @ThanatosIRL Před 3 lety +7

    Invisiballs got me rolling

  • @damienjuarez265
    @damienjuarez265 Před 3 lety +42

    Never noticed the clipboard had "release mart In a jar fartin"

  • @mountainman2068
    @mountainman2068 Před 3 lety +32

    That prison has a whole cinematic universe around it...

  • @Zombee069
    @Zombee069 Před 2 lety +1

    10:44 I DIED LAUGHING I LAUGHED SO HARD I TURNED PURPLE

  • @reubenparnell1604
    @reubenparnell1604 Před 2 lety +7

    I feel like I have to point out how wholesome the girls fight one is. And I'm not talking about the girl.

  • @darkrose7634
    @darkrose7634 Před 3 lety +3

    Your animation and action and everything is awesome pls keep up the great work love your creation❤️

  • @jordanwilliamsbarry8786
    @jordanwilliamsbarry8786 Před 2 lety +3

    Im really depressed atm and watching these make me feel a bit better :))

  • @Michaelqwerp
    @Michaelqwerp Před 3 lety +12

    "My invisiballs!"
    -Invisibill

  • @blocky_luke
    @blocky_luke Před 2 lety +3

    3:53 soundsmiths new vid in a nutshell

  • @bluejustice1809
    @bluejustice1809 Před 2 lety +2

    The fat guy in jail is CRAZY!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣7:35

  • @tesstickles4621
    @tesstickles4621 Před 2 lety

    Love the tune at the end of each short

  • @tanginamomeanshiintagalog9996

    "ow my invisiballs" got me wheezing😂

  • @Flikanik
    @Flikanik Před 3 lety +5

    I love how in the end of the girl fight one she just chokes that man with one hand lol.

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063

    It is good to learn that things aren’t always what they seem.

  • @minecat-anisapria-7965
    @minecat-anisapria-7965 Před 3 lety +7

    "Girl Fight" was one of the cutest Cyanides I've ever seen.

  • @SujalJaiswar
    @SujalJaiswar Před 3 lety +33

    I’ve just seen a guy running down the road with a cape on
    I shouted “Are you a Superhero?”
    He replied “No!! I haven't paid for my haircut !!.

  • @oammaslastnamethei3063
    @oammaslastnamethei3063 Před 3 lety +4

    Invisibill has no business being so literate yet he is and its glorious tbh

  • @ShortsFeed_11
    @ShortsFeed_11 Před 3 lety

    channel still 🔥 after all these years

  • @jblazer2555
    @jblazer2555 Před 3 lety +17

    Part two on invisibil would be awsome

  • @erenjeager9344
    @erenjeager9344 Před 3 lety +5

    Another compilation, guess my birthday present is 5 days early

  • @colaflessje
    @colaflessje Před 2 lety +3

    1:03
    *Cough* my invisiballs

  • @dreamtoonfamily
    @dreamtoonfamily Před 2 lety

    Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 😍😘😘😍😘

  • @shadowedstorm3430
    @shadowedstorm3430 Před 2 lety +1

    At 11:30 the guy looks like the fire whisperer

  • @AkaiAzul
    @AkaiAzul Před 3 lety +21

    Was expecting InvisaBill was gonna sell his paint to a would be bank robber.

  • @wolfprince6584
    @wolfprince6584 Před 3 lety +4

    I'd trust Otto any day of the month and buy from him over any dealership.. atleast he dont lie lmao

  • @lawl_4llie
    @lawl_4llie Před rokem

    "Big man" was the most wholesome thing I've seen today. 😭

  • @KullyKiat
    @KullyKiat Před 3 lety +1

    Love how the entire cartridge is fired at 1:04

  • @bear-hur-rock3308
    @bear-hur-rock3308 Před 3 lety +3

    7:34 to 7:44, I couldn´t stop laughing bruh

  • @pelli1
    @pelli1 Před 3 lety +7

    "When you dont have new content, make compilations"

  • @BumbleBee-wi3cf
    @BumbleBee-wi3cf Před 2 lety +2

    I can only imagine if all ads would punch out the skip ads button...
    The whole world would be in total anarchy😂😂

  • @Dreamyblue101
    @Dreamyblue101 Před 3 lety

    This is super awesome

  • @tomorrowisyesterday3215
    @tomorrowisyesterday3215 Před 3 lety +10

    4:59 okay how that Brick still attact to wheel?

  • @59master60
    @59master60 Před 3 lety +4

    When are we gonna see the epic breakout

  • @jere23855
    @jere23855 Před 3 lety

    Another great short

  • @something8mydck
    @something8mydck Před 3 lety +17

    Invisible guy couldve painted the money instead

    • @eddyspaghetti2229
      @eddyspaghetti2229 Před 3 lety +4

      Wtf is he gonna do with invisible money

    • @rapidojade3646
      @rapidojade3646 Před 3 lety +1

      @@eddyspaghetti2229 it's paint. Rinse it off. Money can survive water

    • @eddyspaghetti2229
      @eddyspaghetti2229 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rapidojade3646 He used this paint on his house, most likely it’s waterproof and house paint is typically removed by chemicals and scraping and that would also make the cash pretty useless

    • @shitlordflytrap1078
      @shitlordflytrap1078 Před 3 lety

      @@eddyspaghetti2229 this guy paints.

    • @eddyspaghetti2229
      @eddyspaghetti2229 Před 3 lety

      @@shitlordflytrap1078 🎨 🖌

  • @shinw0
    @shinw0 Před 3 lety +17

    Martin's eyelids close at his glasses lens instead of his eyes.

  • @CitizenPresident7183
    @CitizenPresident7183 Před 2 lety +1

    That was worth it 13:01.*FOR HIM*.

  • @kornsilk
    @kornsilk Před 2 lety

    "Girl Fight" made my heart so happy

  • @YaoHey.Official
    @YaoHey.Official Před 2 lety +3

    8:19 dead by daylight

  • @abandekhuzwayo07
    @abandekhuzwayo07 Před 3 lety +3

    There's a difference between
    Very good,sir and
    Very good sir

  • @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095

    What Invisibill had to do to escape the bank was literally just put one of the bags on the ground to activate the sensor lol.

  • @weakness2115
    @weakness2115 Před 2 lety

    The invisiballs got me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @semineil
    @semineil Před 3 lety +3

    But how did Invisibill get through the doors to get into the bank??

    • @harrisonhelm3392
      @harrisonhelm3392 Před 3 lety

      yeah

    • @sidd4683
      @sidd4683 Před 3 lety +2

      Its cyanide and happiness bro, does invisible paint makes sense to you?

  • @mrsandman8319
    @mrsandman8319 Před 3 lety +4

    10:42 Its Litterally Mario And Luigi Mario Just Wanted To Change His Name To Fred

  • @colez7202
    @colez7202 Před 2 lety +1

    0:50 These doors can sense different things based on the model.

  • @drburpderp8174
    @drburpderp8174 Před 2 lety +1

    5:31 how to speedrun court, just say no

  • @adolbaakaabe2691
    @adolbaakaabe2691 Před 3 lety +4

    I'm convinced they got the name invisibill from Word Girl😂😂

  • @boneless_chicken1
    @boneless_chicken1 Před 3 lety +4

    7:34 man was opening a fifth dimensional rift into space and time

  • @ray-0249
    @ray-0249 Před 2 lety

    9:33
    Best commercial advertising.

  • @muhliman2720
    @muhliman2720 Před 3 lety

    They got me with the add

  • @nascar88an3
    @nascar88an3 Před 3 lety +5

    Love it
    High 5
    🙋‍♂️

  • @Comander555666
    @Comander555666 Před 3 lety +4

    a prison, I'm waiting for ted bear lol

  • @leafatlas6098
    @leafatlas6098 Před 2 lety

    The Fighter scene was absolutely the cutest

  • @digizilla164
    @digizilla164 Před 2 lety +2

    Who would have ever guessed Mario's real name was Fred.

  • @jokerisinthememe5852
    @jokerisinthememe5852 Před 3 lety +3

    15:09
    I mean, we never TRULY found out how the rich couple died in The Restraining Order…

  • @Brianlikescars
    @Brianlikescars Před 3 lety +4

    The Judge sounds like he might be a large skeleton that wears a sombrero.

  • @breadoverlord3419
    @breadoverlord3419 Před 2 lety +1

    13:11 bernard the butler

  • @Black9276
    @Black9276 Před 3 lety

    I love this

  • @smoblehoble8472
    @smoblehoble8472 Před 3 lety +3

    I’m at least the first non bot

  • @papazataklaattiranimam
    @papazataklaattiranimam Před 3 lety +3

    🐸

  • @connormcdonaldjones8473

    Ive been vomiting all day and this has made it so much better. Thanks Cynaide and Happiness

  • @scapegoatiscariot2767
    @scapegoatiscariot2767 Před 2 lety +1

    "They, that guy beats his girlfriend!" That's one of my favorites.

  • @_synix_2620
    @_synix_2620 Před 3 lety +7

    I honestly thought that the green leaf was the roach in the sandwich

  • @nut194
    @nut194 Před 2 lety +4

    The sound when fart in a jar Martin was in jail and toilet wine Terry farted in a jar basically the door sound was from dead by daylight