Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #30

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  • čas přidán 13. 04. 2021
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    Shorts:
    To Save A Life
    Crash Landing
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    A Very Special Christmas
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Komentáře • 996

  • @ajikes
    @ajikes Před 3 lety +1481

    “No gay stuff, unless you’re actually gay” 😂😂

  • @Concrete-Raven
    @Concrete-Raven Před 3 lety +524

    The fact that they were both hard at the same time

  • @liams9926
    @liams9926 Před 3 lety +2878

    "I'm a doctor"
    Proceeds to take his pulse from his forehead.

    • @HNSYV107
      @HNSYV107 Před 3 lety +56

      pilot cap*

    • @t9foggy
      @t9foggy Před 3 lety +13

      When 2 of your comments have 100s of likes

    • @goofyknight_9693
      @goofyknight_9693 Před 3 lety +9

      @@t9foggy whats wrong with having 2 funny comments?

    • @t9foggy
      @t9foggy Před 3 lety +9

      @@goofyknight_9693 no I’m saying it like a congrats lol

    • @matthewmorales7483
      @matthewmorales7483 Před 3 lety +1

      LOLLLL

  • @duckhathap763
    @duckhathap763 Před 2 lety +617

    If she just asked “is there a pilot on board” everything would have been fine

    • @RaineWilder
      @RaineWilder Před 2 lety +23

      then there wouldn't be a cartoon about it

    • @infernex0373
      @infernex0373 Před 2 lety +8

      Stand By For Titanfall

    • @JJnator209
      @JJnator209 Před 2 lety +3

      But he wasn’t m, he was a priest😉

    • @paille-boy
      @paille-boy Před 2 lety

      Is there a plane pilot

    • @MazaAzi
      @MazaAzi Před 2 lety +2

      They all (sept 2)got to go to Catholic Heaven for free, regardless of anything they did or any of there beliefs.
      I see this as a win!

  • @Spliximaions
    @Spliximaions Před 3 lety +341

    That last one kept getting more and more cursed and it never stopped

  • @connoroakes7044
    @connoroakes7044 Před 3 lety +4618

    His body is now 150% whale kidney

  • @DieMation
    @DieMation Před 2 lety +87

    At 9:43 I love how they made their own version of careless whisper to not get striked 😂

  • @liams9926
    @liams9926 Před 3 lety +1931

    "He touched us all"
    Catholic priest has left the chat.

    • @yuuji3795
      @yuuji3795 Před 3 lety +6

      @High Chancellor Porg -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-

    • @roselidasilva1779
      @roselidasilva1779 Před 3 lety +2

      😥😰😰😥😭😒😒😒😰😒😒😒😒😒

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol Před 3 lety +28

      *Boy Scouts of America has joined the chat*

    • @tsmultamate1874
      @tsmultamate1874 Před 3 lety +24

      @@sylvrwolflol Joe biden has joined the chat

    • @jamesmitchell7771
      @jamesmitchell7771 Před 3 lety +7

      @@tsmultamate1874 LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @DragonHybrids2409
    @DragonHybrids2409 Před 3 lety +197

    9:41 I can’t wait until Mrs. Claus hears about this

  • @Fipsh
    @Fipsh Před 3 lety +657

    They should make Cyanide & Happiness crossovers.

    • @addressunknown205
      @addressunknown205 Před 3 lety +12

      Peanut butter

    • @ThePikPals
      @ThePikPals Před 3 lety +6

      They do all the time

    • @joebolt4205
      @joebolt4205 Před 3 lety

      Yes

    • @rxgtv
      @rxgtv Před 3 lety +7

      @@addressunknown205 great point

    • @A3B_Yates
      @A3B_Yates Před 2 lety +3

      They’re making a prison break one with Señior cleanfist, Harry the handsome butcher, Fart in a jar Martin, The gun man that Sharkrad arrested and some others

  • @carelesself
    @carelesself Před 3 lety +338

    I remember getting yelled at for watching this years ago this is memories man

  • @canadoodlez5009
    @canadoodlez5009 Před 2 lety +179

    The way the music harmonized with the heart monitor is the kind of detail that only cyanide and happiness cares about
    (6:15)

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror Před 2 lety +3

      Now that you mention, it sounds really nice 😊 🎶

    • @santiagomarizcal675
      @santiagomarizcal675 Před rokem +1

      im a medicine student and this is my favorite moment in cyanide❤️

  • @amongusnutsack9300
    @amongusnutsack9300 Před 3 lety +461

    "Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes"
    -Brian

  • @anjelloproductions
    @anjelloproductions Před 3 lety +193

    I prepare myself every time before I watch a Cyanide & Happiness video.

  • @Exiledium
    @Exiledium Před 3 lety +70

    Wow they really flew right in to the ‘’ *Sun* ‘’

    • @kurankaneki5165
      @kurankaneki5165 Před 3 lety +1

      @Gabriel Murphy maybe he meant like "father, son and the holy spirit", so they flew into the 'sun'.

  • @ghostofaforgottenweedle
    @ghostofaforgottenweedle Před 3 lety +33

    Those monkey paws shagging almost murdered me 😵

  • @theweirdchicken1980
    @theweirdchicken1980 Před 3 lety +157

    I'm glad he was able to get a Donor, but it must've been hard for the doctors to get it in, glad he's alive though!

  • @dittoguy3192
    @dittoguy3192 Před 3 lety +179

    Petition for annoying green shirt guy to be the new Cyanide and Happiness mascot

  • @rubyfirequeen
    @rubyfirequeen Před 3 lety +33

    Why is the first one wholesome but funny at the same time

  • @thedogethatgames
    @thedogethatgames Před 3 lety +30

    Say what you want, but the first one was probably the most wholesome thing ever

  • @WilliamKnee
    @WilliamKnee Před 3 lety +27

    I’m actually really impressed they were able to get Christopher Sabat to come on and voice in one of these. Good going, guys.

  • @slorchman672
    @slorchman672 Před 3 lety +27

    “He came through-”
    “Oh what a miracle”
    “Let me finish, came through our wall, this will be added to his medical bill”

  • @CrepoXZW9
    @CrepoXZW9 Před 3 lety +27

    The whale one was kinda wholesome

  • @desbugfan8429
    @desbugfan8429 Před 3 lety +233

    You know they've been doing the comic classics too much when the compilation is 10 minutes.

  • @orangeovoke5500
    @orangeovoke5500 Před 3 lety +67

    People: first
    When they refresh: second

  • @quacy7082
    @quacy7082 Před 3 lety +10

    6:12 that was weirdly wholesome

  • @HateHater2205
    @HateHater2205 Před 3 lety +18

    When you realize the yellow flower on his head is hair

  • @misterzygarde6431
    @misterzygarde6431 Před 3 lety +73

    Friendly reminder that I recommend reading Heroes Never Die It’s Hero Time.

  • @Rando967
    @Rando967 Před 3 lety +74

    The only way out is to “touch in the middle” sir would you like to hear about our lord and savior, scissors? (I’m talking about the finger trap animation)

    • @howard8614
      @howard8614 Před 3 lety +4

      what if you miss

    • @Rando967
      @Rando967 Před 3 lety +3

      Feel out where the air space is, then make the first insion

    • @radicalraggers8385
      @radicalraggers8385 Před 3 lety +3

      @@howard8614 I don’t see anything wrong with a midlife circumcision

    • @phoenixc6812
      @phoenixc6812 Před 3 lety

      @@Rando967 bro it’s just supposed to be a funny video like you thinking to much

    • @aviowl8945
      @aviowl8945 Před 3 lety +1

      I don’t see how a vasectomy would help

  • @lavihayoun05
    @lavihayoun05 Před 3 lety +15

    0:35
    "Twenty years later"
    Both guys age like 60 years

  • @cfshadowcf
    @cfshadowcf Před 3 lety +28

    Why the first couple apparently looked like they were 30 yrs old and 20 years later they look like they are 80??

  • @theshaun6371
    @theshaun6371 Před 3 lety +58

    A Bird approves of this video

  • @DJTrump6925
    @DJTrump6925 Před 2 lety +5

    10:09
    Santa came early this year.

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 Před 3 lety +16

    We had the Crash Landing short in two compilations in a row.

  • @CrazyCole22
    @CrazyCole22 Před 3 lety +16

    This compilation is one of the best yet lol

  • @asj4l802
    @asj4l802 Před 3 lety +8

    4:10 PLSSSS 😭

  • @MajorPlatapus
    @MajorPlatapus Před 3 lety +101

    im high asf rn i cant stop looking at how their teeth are black

  • @mothman6171
    @mothman6171 Před 3 lety +80

    Another compilation let’s go also I want more John battman

  • @izdy6943
    @izdy6943 Před 3 lety +17

    why is no one talking about how the guys peed in the finger trap

  • @themrlupo3591
    @themrlupo3591 Před 3 lety +8

    Priest knows how to fly plane: flys into heaven instead of the airport

  • @joehorth8222
    @joehorth8222 Před 3 lety +6

    THE LEGEND RETURNED

  • @adonis2659
    @adonis2659 Před 3 lety +6

    Another compilation, time to binge.

  • @creepykretins6794
    @creepykretins6794 Před rokem +4

    10:00 hell yeah santa😂

  • @Springtrap986
    @Springtrap986 Před 3 lety +10

    He’s the shape of a kidney how did this work without damaging his entire skin🤣🤣

  • @drevoncamacho5778
    @drevoncamacho5778 Před 2 lety +6

    6:21 lmao 🤣

  • @yattaguru
    @yattaguru Před 3 lety +15

    Looks like Santa got some good ole milk and cookies today 😏

  • @joelmartins7794
    @joelmartins7794 Před 3 lety +4

    The kidney one got me. 😂😂 That was a good one!

  • @Necromancer0225
    @Necromancer0225 Před 2 lety +4

    6:34 I just love this side view

  • @florincocilea4946
    @florincocilea4946 Před 3 lety +14

    They are so smart that these guys tried to put a priest to fly a plane

  • @Blue_Shift421
    @Blue_Shift421 Před 3 lety +8

    That first one was so respectful..sacrificing your kidneys for the people

  • @PedroHenrique-ux9yd
    @PedroHenrique-ux9yd Před 2 lety +4

    1:23 the good ending lmao

  • @deathmcrule
    @deathmcrule Před 3 lety +3

    Yes another compilation!!!

  • @zaclavineproductionsfan6738

    That whale one made me so happy for 10 seconds

  • @trust-tea4741
    @trust-tea4741 Před 3 lety +14

    Anyone else notice the main characters were two guys, on a date

  • @deandodson2995
    @deandodson2995 Před 3 lety +1

    Lmfao, these cyanide and happiness are good, weird, and funny at the same time

  • @KiddSteely
    @KiddSteely Před 3 lety +9

    5:45 WAIT HOW DID THEY PISS??? HOW????

  • @nolan02499
    @nolan02499 Před 3 lety +5

    The flight attendant really called the pilot the captain

  • @RocksonPlaysGames
    @RocksonPlaysGames Před 2 lety +5

    I still love how 20 years later they go from being young to super old lol

  • @kunu2009
    @kunu2009 Před 3 lety +1

    whoever comes with these stories must be out of this world😂😂😂

  • @thebiggestoneyouveverhad
    @thebiggestoneyouveverhad Před 3 lety +8

    The plot twists! Good job getting M. Night Shyamalan to write for you...

  • @donovanthedbzlover576
    @donovanthedbzlover576 Před 2 lety +4

    the first one was actually pretty wholesome

  • @thebaldcat6708
    @thebaldcat6708 Před 3 lety +16

    That first guy is going to piss water with a kidney like that

  • @techtonicz123
    @techtonicz123 Před rokem +1

    5:58 okay but that’s actually sweet ‘ go to the light bro it’s okay ‘ like your just telling someone it’s okay as their dying-

  • @Black-ut8ld
    @Black-ut8ld Před 3 lety +7

    7:05 was my mans sitting on a ladder?

  • @rayperry6131
    @rayperry6131 Před 3 lety +4

    BRUH I KNEW IT as soon as i heard santas voice i was like "All Might??"

  • @joexonyou593
    @joexonyou593 Před 3 lety +26

    YEEEEEEEEES A NEW COMPILATION

  • @LongLiveGrenada
    @LongLiveGrenada Před 3 lety +1

    That first one is wholesome as hell

  • @A.Z.296
    @A.Z.296 Před 3 lety +7

    A baby brother, Santa had some fun with that one didn’t he?

  • @cheesegod4298
    @cheesegod4298 Před 3 lety +33

    If I had a monkey paw, I would wish for you to upload at least every month.
    Edit: OMG IT CAME TRUE!!

  • @shegotass240
    @shegotass240 Před 2 lety +6

    1:57 i am a captain
    2:05 throws the anchor through the plane window
    2:06 plane descends faster
    2:11 panicking starts
    2:15 asks for an priest (cmon bro)
    2:30 priest could fly that bird all along-_-
    2:43 anchor sends him to hell.

  • @dreamtoonofficialchannel

    Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 😘😍😜🍊

  • @geminigenu
    @geminigenu Před 3 lety +2

    What a great compilation, bro.

  • @daniogames1378
    @daniogames1378 Před 2 lety +3

    4:33 how they pissed with THE FINGER TRAP ON

  • @TehRealFoamEater
    @TehRealFoamEater Před 3 lety +5

    4:23 another major plot twist

  • @jameslauren3100
    @jameslauren3100 Před 3 lety

    Hearing his body move whe. He stood up from the wheelchair was disgustingly funny 😂😂

  • @defn0tjake
    @defn0tjake Před 2 lety

    Love the offbrand careless whisper in the last sketch

  • @d4dreki935
    @d4dreki935 Před 2 lety +4

    7:14 I love the other articles in the newspaper. "Other Man Creates Colorblind Glasses" "Lesser Man Feeds 3rd World Countries" "Some Guy Develops Free Hearing Aid" "Lame Nerd Cures Olfactory Cancer" "Jealous Old Bag Wins Nobel Prize"

  • @offbrandsangwoo
    @offbrandsangwoo Před 3 lety +8

    6:59 is he sitting on a ladder :/

  • @JAJA-sr3nk
    @JAJA-sr3nk Před 3 lety +1

    The first one is one of the only shorts that was wholesome

  • @ahsangamer2745
    @ahsangamer2745 Před 3 lety

    SORRY IM LATE AND IM NOT LIEING THE FIRST COMIC SHORT WAS SO HEART TOUCHING LITERALLY LOL 🤣🤣

  • @heart8969
    @heart8969 Před 3 lety +9

    Is the guy that made robo hands and annoyed the dude in yellow shirt helping santa with robo hands🤨

  • @RedMan1269
    @RedMan1269 Před 3 lety +3

    Why is the flatline beep in perfect tune with the backround music

  • @denzilcefre762
    @denzilcefre762 Před 2 lety

    I love that careless whisper remix 😂😂

  • @Rhyme2400
    @Rhyme2400 Před 3 lety

    I was waiting for another one

  • @TehRealFoamEater
    @TehRealFoamEater Před 3 lety +6

    4:05 major plot twist

  • @t1nted877
    @t1nted877 Před 3 lety +3

    0:00 Damn Butters must of had a rough time.

  • @singhneeraj399
    @singhneeraj399 Před 3 lety +1

    The Santa one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @greenpenguin0763
    @greenpenguin0763 Před 3 lety

    The last one, it's a Christmas miracle

  • @GL1TCH1N
    @GL1TCH1N Před 3 lety +9

    6:16 awwww that was such a cute ending :3

    • @Bob64ds
      @Bob64ds Před 3 lety +3

      nah it as gay lol

    • @luigiman64
      @luigiman64 Před 3 lety

      Better than twilight tho

    • @Eduardgc
      @Eduardgc Před 3 lety +1

      No gay stuff
      Unless you're actually gay

  • @lappelduvide6751
    @lappelduvide6751 Před 3 lety +4

    The whale one reminded me of how ridiculously huge they actually are-

  • @katranian
    @katranian Před 2 lety

    I absolutely loved the last one

  • @linmin1
    @linmin1 Před 2 lety

    All of them are so close to being wholesome

  • @elderguardian9866
    @elderguardian9866 Před 3 lety +13

    Wish I have that kind of kidney, then I'll be at the back of every class picture

    • @boriss7318
      @boriss7318 Před 3 lety +1

      If you would Look Like that, you woudnt be on any Pics. 😂

  • @hooverity
    @hooverity Před 2 lety +3

    2:30 so that's what happened to that Malaysian flight

  • @octopusgaming9706
    @octopusgaming9706 Před 3 lety +1

    The finger trap one was very wholesome

  • @REXAMIS36
    @REXAMIS36 Před 3 lety

    The Santa part lmao

  • @Willzzzs
    @Willzzzs Před 3 lety +5

    2:39
    Lil nas be like:

  • @Val2ValBack2Val
    @Val2ValBack2Val Před 3 lety +4

    8:39 Pretty touchy huh?

  • @kazutokirigaya4409
    @kazutokirigaya4409 Před 2 lety

    Ah yes, let’s start off the new year with some cyanide and happiness

  • @tedd2849
    @tedd2849 Před 2 lety

    Literally the way to heaven