"You boys have done broke about every law in the book!" So the Dookie boys have murdered at least one person and everyone's just like "Ah, let em go Sheriff"
you forget mass genocide, homocide murder, terrorism, hijacking, every war crime ever, attempted murder, assassination of a political opponent and much, much more
Imma explain the joke. Back then, molest meant disturb and it was commonly used in zoo cartoons, like, "Do Not Molest The Animals" and "Do Not Molest The Bears"but the meaning gradually changed into something worse. And bear is sometimes a term used to describe a gay and hairy man so essentially it means do not touch a gay and hairy man sexually.
DGjr. Because they killed the gangster as he kidnapped and murdered the child they all knew at one point in their lives. That was enough to make them all agree to break their morals and kill the gangster. But they where still moral people and they wouldn’t go as far as murdering innocent people like poirot to cover up their crime.
Johnny and marissa, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt and tragic miscarriage, then comes blame, then comes despair, two hearts damaged beyond repair, johnny leaves marissa and takes the treat, D I V O R C E.
hey man im trying to make it as a rapper and i just released a new EP. if you could listen and maybe share it if you like it, itd mean a lot to me. thanks
Johnny and Marissa Sitting in a tree K I S S I N G First comes love Then comes marriage Then comes an abrupted tragic misscariage! Then comes blame Then comes despair Two hearts damaged beyond repair Johnny leaves Marissa And takes the tree D I V O R C E
STOP!!! Dont waste your life by watching cyanide and happiness compilations!!! TRUST ME IM U FROM THE FUTURE!!!... *aims gun at reader * ok ok come on hand over your comments.
When they started pouring normal corn in the funnel, I thought they misinterpreted it or something. Like, instead it was supposed to be "sweet sweetcorn."
11:45 so that’s how star wars credits got in space
lol
Lenny Face lmao
Lol
300th like
They actually start at the beginning of the movie
And by the end they in space
5:53 Well, that escalated quickly.
ahh my favorite cousine
0 too 100 real quick
Divorce
If you skip 10 seconds there it looks like he got up right when the bomb went off
I mean that really got outta hand fast
"hmm. that one looks like a mushroom"
*Dead*
What looks like a mushroom and sets you on fire?
@@vijeet25 my mother-in-law
Iranians be like
if you dont get it was the atmoic bomb because when it explodes it shape like a mushroom
@@zzz121 Coming soon to Amuuurca
Casually pulls out a box of checkers from his pocket
Gta in a nutshell
Yeah and the bathroom is also super long for some reason
do you not have a box of checkers in your pocket? you weirdo
That cloud joke was really brutal... I fell off my bed...
I didn't get it
+FranticZ OOOOOOOOHHHHH NVM I GET IT
I don't get it
Spac Gaming that was a nuke a type of bomb when it explodes it looks like a mushroom of ash
You alright?
8:55 Mario Maker Auto Levels be like
I didn't get to play that but for some reason I feel that lol
Too true
Now you have broken the laws of physics
Yes, I also carry around a checkers board when I go to the restroom.
@@keithoakley729 nah, he’s from a different country, they pronounce it restroom.
@@mskomeji
I’m from Pennsylvania, born in Pennsylvania, have american parents, and i call it a restroom
But do you pull it out of your ass when you need it or do you just hold it
same
So that's what guys carry around
If i end up getting the electric chair imma do that too
Too bad they don't use them anymore
Gonna be honest with you kid, you're getting the needle. They phased out the chair last decade.
I’m sure going in electric chair by doing my crime... I stole a.. rose
Lets hope you DON'T end up like that
You mean when right?
9:45 *NEWTON IS REALLY MAD NOW*
Lol
YOU PISSED OFF NEWTON
HOWDY PEOPLE IM DON DIMMADOME
What I'm questioning is how they even did it with cartoon logic and plot armor? lol
MemeWarriorProductions 9:46
3:10 Now I know what kids are doing when I see this in school
@@WindchaserX no shit really
Hit r/wooosh
@@skyboy4341 how Did You do That
Hit r/ultimatewoosh
I just watched this shit at school today
He is the world's best detective but not the brightest person.
E
Just turn the brightness up! Simple
F
What?
Lol
NOW YOU GONE AND BROKE THE LAWS OF
*PHYSICS*
5:18 that got dark really fast...
I'm going to sing that to people on Valentine's Day
Lol
@@doginhat13 lol
Racist
There is not one comment that can just get laughs someone always has to point out the bad side plz just stop just be funny
"When the Sheriff told them Dookie Boys to straighten up and fly right...this ain't what he had in mind."
Turtle
“Time for you to understand the gravity of this.”
Isaac Newton: WTF!
"You boys have done broke about every law in the book!"
So the Dookie boys have murdered at least one person and everyone's just like "Ah, let em go Sheriff"
He said about so not every law.
The sheriff broke the 4wall
There's also mass genocide
so they might of robbed a train?
you forget mass genocide, homocide murder, terrorism, hijacking, every war crime ever, attempted murder, assassination of a political opponent and much, much more
Plot twist: He was in love with Marissa so he broke them up.
Double plot twist: He was actually in love with Johnny.
Triple plot twist: He can see the future
Fourple plot twist: that guy was Johnny from the future
5th plot twist:He was Marrisa in the future beacause shes bald in the future
6th plot twist
I got nothing
Sevenple plot twist: He's actually their child in the future
That murder on orient express refrence tho👌
Zoey Madi yeah
And dukes of hazzard
Yep the Detective.
Zoey Madi wow aren’t you a smart cookie
Frr
“That one looks like a mushroom.”
Hiroshima intensifies
Yeah that's why they say they can be deadly
*boom*
Nuke😂
10 moments before DISASTER
9:29 This is officer Doug DimmaDome Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
AliveFruit ze fuck...
Well someone had to say
Doug Simms dome owner of the sims dimsdale dimmadome
How do you fit a whole dang checkers board in your back pocket??? 2:50
MONKEYSOCK 163 he pulled it out his ass cheeks
Practice
Who shut the door and put it to occupied
Who made that checkerboard
R/woooosh
At 4:47 in the right corner it says Ted bear 3
:O is it a Easter egg
i see it
Holy Crap
@@theabyssalguardian4521 lel
Cool it’s me
"And remember kids..."
*do not molest the bears*
Why would I molest the bears?
Why wouldn't you molest the bears
@@trashmann1971 r/whoosh
@@zakarya569 did you even watch the vídeo? Or ur being sarcastic?
No promises
Imma explain the joke. Back then, molest meant disturb and it was commonly used in zoo cartoons, like, "Do Not Molest The Animals" and "Do Not Molest The Bears"but the meaning gradually changed into something worse. And bear is sometimes a term used to describe a gay and hairy man so essentially it means do not touch a gay and hairy man sexually.
The joke flew way over my head so thank you.
Bears offend me now .W.
@@dr.silverheart I can't tell if you're serious.
Thank you, I thought the short was just supposed to be plain weird lol
@@spicypeachdev I mean it wouldn’t be the first time
😂 I end up saying “Wtf” anytime I come here
3:17 ahhh... A Happy Ending...
Lol
They were sucking each other off
@@tazingblazer6361 no shit
@@tazingblazer6361 no they are playing checkers
@@tazingblazer6361 get your mind out of the gutter, they are two friends playing checkers quite clearly
*5:55*
Was probably the most hilarious one!😂😂😂
Erik Clements Jr. nah 8:47 was the funniest 100%
xD
Erik Clements Jr. please explain it
Adam Clam It's a nuke
I don't get it
5:53 i really thought nature was going to mess with them but damn that took a really dark turn quickly
I wish we got more comics with bored immortal guy. "Something stupid" and "Something Scrumptious" are inexplicably hilarious.
"Pretty dumb huh?"
"that one looks like a mushroom"
Yes
That killed me lol
@@albertmezaiii9239 It killed them too
I don't get that joke. What made it explode?
@@EvanNJ19 ... It's a reference to the mushroom cloud shown after a nuclear bomb detonates.
Nice Murder on the orient express reference
Litteraly imagining the Poirot scene
When I read the book I also wondered why they didn’t just murder the detective
If it was dark
DGjr. Because they killed the gangster as he kidnapped and murdered the child they all knew at one point in their lives. That was enough to make them all agree to break their morals and kill the gangster. But they where still moral people and they wouldn’t go as far as murdering innocent people like poirot to cover up their crime.
3:14 I just realized how wrong that looked
Same
Changes to " occupied"
Ho- oh heh heh heh hahahahwhahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...akwarddd
Yeah...
In the first short the guys who pulls the lever to the electric chair changes race
Lol
I just noticed that.
That's true, only noticed when you pointed it out. From African American to Caucasian. Then it changes back. Bizarre.
9:11 i like how the eye is black
Viktor the UFO er du norsk
That happens when your boxing
100th like
Like tom.
I like how your replie was on 911
Johnny and marissa, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt and tragic miscarriage, then comes blame, then comes despair, two hearts damaged beyond repair, johnny leaves marissa and takes the treat, D I V O R C E.
Damnnnnnnnnnn lol
He takes the tree, not the treat lol
I’m about to sing this to someone who lets their relationship go to their head.
Reaper LM lol!
If found this comment right as that one came on and read it as he said it
9:56
*Issac newton would like to know your location*
Yes, yes he would
You can’t break the laws of physics, only make a new rule
Profil...
Huh that one looks like a mushroom. 🤣🤣🤣
I get it, it’s a nuke!
*_Yeah that was the best _*
that one had me dying
*BCHOOOOOOO*
Literally was like WTFFFF LMAO
You know, if Cyanide and Happiness had us pay for a Dookie Boys series I’d absolutely watch it.
7:53 where is john batman when u need him? (check the TV)
Ohhh nice catch
OMG 5:53 that one looks like a mushroom (DEAD)
7:37 No One's talking about the horny bear?
I can be veeery convincing xD
OwO he's ugly to me
Well he *is* very molestable!
*Sees bear* Holy crap.
Hmmm that one looks like a mushroom
*Hiroshima memes intensify
hey man im trying to make it as a rapper and i just released a new EP. if you could listen and maybe share it if you like it, itd mean a lot to me. thanks
Sha 3years after papa frank dropped a b-14 truth bomb on y’all and you are still doing this shit glad to see nothing has changed about the internet
Finally I found someone else spreading papa franku's wisdom
TerrinTheTerrible i have found men of culture
Robo true. I still hear people bitching about how they were "born on the wrong generation" and shit.
*WHY DID YOU LEAVE US PAPA?*
The first one was kinda sad
7:53
John Battman! Lol
(On the TV)
Did you see 4:44 there was a secret my dude
Ted bear 3? Yea. There's a whole conversation about it in another video
MR WITHER115 OMG YES I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION TO THAT TV
will may OMG TED BEAR WHERE THE HELL 😂😂
YEP LOL I SAW TOO
Ya know, bathrooms have checkered floors, irony eh?
Lol
Not all of em does..
Not all but still lol
I have an idea
@@gamejackthegameboy8647 wat
Cant Belive People stay up late to watch a compilation of animated shorts
Count Me in those group of people
It's 2:31 am 😂
Cant believe people cant spell believe properly
CORN
Ijj
Hmmm... who would do such a thing?
I stay up all night so I can watch Doctor who... but then I finish it and watch this
4:33 Letting Her go while she's in Handcuffs
Because she was "speeding" Lol
When you carry a box of checkers in your back pocket😄
*The Dookie Boys* For sure gonna binge the series
2:52
wow keeping a board game up your shirt, seems like a pretty good life hack! Might try it!
It was up his ass
Guy
Johnny and Marissa
Sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes an abrupted tragic misscariage!
Then comes blame
Then comes despair
Two hearts damaged beyond repair
Johnny leaves Marissa
And takes the tree
D I V O R C E
That was genuinely sad. Give the dude a hug lmfao
I love this.
oo
*abrupt and tragic
😭
Are we just not gonna question 7:36?
Is that just me?
I can be very convincing bodoing
Your comment is VERY convincing
*HAGHAHRNSJAHHEHAHAHGHA*
What needs questioning?
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
So glad I stayed up late
Mikey Ash same
Same..
Same
Same, it's 12am
Me 2
R.I.P
Man with Stick Arms
“That one looks like a mushroom.”
It was a nuke
Literally Officer Dingle: 💩
😡
What does this mean
Xi Jinping poor head
I kinda thought his head looked like the poop emoji :/
💩
🤬
That first one was arguably one of the most wholesome cyanide and happiness moments.
who here is going to put up a sign that says "dont molest the bears" at their zoo?
Who would agree to make such a sign anyway
@@thephoenix8308 me
I live in Florida and there are signs by lakes saying "Do not molest the alligators". Looks like Florida Man was pulling some shenanigans again.
amateur match molest is another word for harassment. But yeah true
I know someone who would love to.
Boy that last short film really *Lifted* my spirits...
(Audience Laughs)
Hahahaa?
😑 lol
6:02 atleast they went out with a... BANG!
Wow!!!!!
1:07 casually has a movie popcorn bag
Also casually eats charged popcorn out of the mouth of a Deadman
I just want a mouth full of sweet sweet corn
5:51 Easily the best one, im literally dying 😂
You just made me laugh hard
Nah 8:47 100%
*Literally dying*
My condolences
Occupied was the most wholesome one ever
The mushroom had me laughin 😂
10:09 - Looney Toons return 🤣
Dammit dookie boys you now are breaking those laws of physics
5:52 is the best one
Yeah XD
Ha lmao
NUKEEEEEEE
Fallout 76
Note to self: Watch out for mushroom clouds
Crazy how I find joy in these
I love how cartoons break the limits of logic. 😂
That *sweet sweet corn !!!!*
Sweet sweet corn😂😂👌
😂😂 6:04 this is my favorite video. This one look like mushrooms.. Bommmee🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Ацольф Гитлер cuka blyt
See this one in 0.25x speed for cool sound effects,cool screenshot and also see the credits and u get an extra terror music
7:36 was the best lol 🤣🤣
Omg the cloud one got me off guard
STOP!!! Dont waste your life by watching cyanide and happiness compilations!!! TRUST ME IM U FROM THE FUTURE!!!... *aims gun at reader * ok ok come on hand over your comments.
Ok😖😫
o-okay, just dont hurt meh
'-'
ahh ok ok just let me keep my like's
@Zayne Chinnick >^> you may have a gun but i have two GUNS * Aims 2nd gun at your crotch*
Dude went out like "enjoy the show, here's some popcorn "
THIS IS WAYYYY BETTER THAN FAMILY GUY, OR ROBOT CHICKEN 🤘💖💓😍
No comments but when I refresh its full with guys saying first
Henrik Hairapetian indubitably
Henrik Hairapetian first :p
Thus is life
First person doesnt usually say first :p
How many bathroom stalls are there?
thanos car
fluffy cloud IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
It so funny
stew the dog Thanos bus
5:16 I'm going to ues this at school for sure =^=
*use
I think you need to go back to school if you still can't spell "use".
I've done it then later that day they break up
Potato Fairy451 same
Ohhh.. F*ckin i get it. 3:11 😂
I do not know what the hell they did
I think he sucked his long jon
11:45 that was soooo unexpected ;D
Lol 😂
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
6:00 ima laughed so hard😂😂😂
Lol the grammar is so bad it looks on purpose
UrineTrouble05 hahaha lol grammar 100
Oh no I did it again
The "uh that one looks like a mushroom" gets me everytime. ;-D
1:29 that face 😂😂😂
Huh that one looks like a mushroom
Huh you look like a Furry
@@skully_8500 do you have a problem
*kaboom*
@@targetswitched bet he dose
Lol
3:12 *Men's Room*
Girls wouldn't understand...
I gasped when I saw that part
@@Bubaiel are you the one in yuor display pic?
@@t0rgadoro no
@@t0rgadoro why lol
@That1NameThatSux i asked why
11:24 When Your Favorite Anime Ends
The first short had me DYING
I seriously want to know what kind of drugs you guys take when you make these and how much you take.
Cyanide?
All of them
PPPastel Productions lol eat a apple core would ya?
Probably PCP
Sweet sweet corn
When they started pouring normal corn in the funnel, I thought they misinterpreted it or something.
Like, instead it was supposed to be "sweet sweetcorn."
These never get old
9:14-9:15 when it's a new year and you have to wake up early for school
Who carries a game of checkers on their person at all times
DJMartin Stuff who doesn’t??
i keep it in my thanos car
He got head
Intellectuals
DJMartin Stuff not you obviously
“That one looks like a mushroo-“
over 20 years of this. NEVER repeating at all.
Occupied was so good, I'm literally in tears of joy right now!😂
Which one is that?
8:27
Me in Red Dead Redemption 2 when I commit one crime
Im saying bro u become wanted for like months in real time like wtf
C&H HQ:
Hey Kris we don't have idea for new video.........
Kris:Lets make another compilation.
Well animation does cost a ton of money.
Guy:Do you want to see something stupid?!?!
Other guy:uhhh
Guy:*points at me*
Me:*cries to death*
The fact that the eye is entirely black at 9:10 really shows the level of thinking they put into this