Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #21

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    We're celebrating St. Patrick's Day with a brand new compilation!
    Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on www.explosm.net since 2005!
    Shorts:
    Spider Friend
    The Funeral
    Limousine
    Fisherman Fred
    Who Gets the Dog
    Sad Larry's Sad New Year
    The Family Man
    Last Call
    Growing Up
    The Daily Boogle
    Airplane Dad: Part 1
    Airplane Dad: Part 2
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  • @thenon-vapingsubie
    @thenon-vapingsubie Před 4 lety +1301

    Joey has the coolest dad ever
    *Shark Dad* : 🥺

  • @lpsredshadows6586
    @lpsredshadows6586 Před 5 lety +6478

    Larry needs a hug
    Like this to give Larry a hug

  • @AzuraParadiz
    @AzuraParadiz Před 4 lety +506

    2:40 Thats not a Limousine.Thats a train.

  • @miketheknight522
    @miketheknight522 Před 3 lety +406

    The “I’m fucking old” always gets me

  • @adonis4694
    @adonis4694 Před 5 lety +3011

    "Spiders are good bugs, they won't hurt anyone."
    TELL THAT TO MY BOIS IN AUSTRALIA

    • @aussieboihenry1057
      @aussieboihenry1057 Před 5 lety +11

      Zoey Preston que the memes

    • @adonis4694
      @adonis4694 Před 5 lety +21

      @@aussieboihenry1057 *memes have been qued.*

    • @Soli48
      @Soli48 Před 5 lety +3

      No spiders hurt everybody

    • @brobot0099
      @brobot0099 Před 5 lety +11

      I’ve lived in Australia my whole life and never seen anybody die to a spider

    • @thechopstick5059
      @thechopstick5059 Před 5 lety +8

      no one has ever died from a spider bite in Aussie. It's only if you don't treat it the right way YA DIE. I think the kid at the funeral has more of a chance of dying then a Aussie person has from a spider bite.

  • @iconic9039
    @iconic9039 Před 5 lety +3616

    Ok i gotta be honest, The Family Man one was kinda depressing and sad, and i felt pretty bad for him.

  • @korayarslan5895
    @korayarslan5895 Před 4 lety +2389

    Everyone’s talking about how family man is depressing but we are all forgetting about sad Larry 😞

  • @russiasvodka2508
    @russiasvodka2508 Před 4 lety +551

    “Spiders are *good* bugs they *dont hurt* anyone”
    Australians: are our spiders a damn joke too you?

    • @isaiastomas312
      @isaiastomas312 Před 4 lety +2

      X😒

    • @isaiastomas312
      @isaiastomas312 Před 4 lety

      Ugugfd gghc

    • @RatBoy0
      @RatBoy0 Před 4 lety +7

      @@isaiastomas312 are you ok

    • @deggerdagara5818
      @deggerdagara5818 Před 4 lety +1

      Just asking; what is so special about Australian spiders?

    • @russiasvodka2508
      @russiasvodka2508 Před 4 lety +8

      degger dagara if they bite you, you can die very easily and they are Humongous! Almost like the size of horse hooves

  • @lucid2232
    @lucid2232 Před 4 lety +1737

    that family man hit me so hard😢

  • @ICM3
    @ICM3 Před 4 lety +900

    2:40.. That Limmo has about 102 windows btw..

    • @chloehanson920
      @chloehanson920 Před 4 lety +42

      Random The Cat you must have a LOT of spare time to sit and count that 😂

    • @-.Bricks.-8241
      @-.Bricks.-8241 Před 4 lety +7

      @@chloehanson920 😂😂😂😂

    • @just_a_short_guy3269
      @just_a_short_guy3269 Před 4 lety +7

      Dang you deserve more than 42 likes for that

    • @static8566
      @static8566 Před 4 lety +6

      You say about when your rounding. Btw don't think im calling you stupid because I wouldn't take time to count 102 windows.

    • @adeandfa1
      @adeandfa1 Před 4 lety +5

      Random The Cat did you double it be us it has 2 sides?

  • @astergh0st
    @astergh0st Před 3 lety +193

    “Spiders are good bugs, they don’t hurt anyone”
    Me: (Pained Australian noises)

  • @RobertoFornaro
    @RobertoFornaro Před 4 lety +341

    this is one of the darkest collections ever

    • @SirBroccolingtonIII
      @SirBroccolingtonIII Před 3 lety +3

      @Gotcha gacha You're right. Family man, Sad Larry's new year and who gets the dog are so wholesome. Although I will admit that the airplane dad one is very wholesome.

    • @zdwlees7647
      @zdwlees7647 Před 2 lety

      @Gotcha gacha the ending is priceless

    • @im_gonna_fight_god4378
      @im_gonna_fight_god4378 Před 2 lety

      @@SirBroccolingtonIII it's wholesome in cyanide and happiness germs lol

  • @jongenix1631
    @jongenix1631 Před 4 lety +481

    12:51 one of the most wholesome ones I have seen

    • @reluctantfollower3189
      @reluctantfollower3189 Před 4 lety +19

      Thanks dad

    • @hybridc.8285
      @hybridc.8285 Před 4 lety +14

      @@reluctantfollower3189 "Haha great catch son!"

    • @gageyboi8400
      @gageyboi8400 Před 4 lety +6

      Glad no one died, like the rest, poor dog

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah but damn Joey sucks at sports if he needs his dad to carry him every time

    • @gageyboi8400
      @gageyboi8400 Před 4 lety +5

      @Fer Reaf you have a point, he fell on his face in the basketball one

  • @BlueBlue13
    @BlueBlue13 Před 4 lety +2845

    Ironically, watching Cyanide and Happiness is helping me get through my depressive episode

    • @darksoulselite6482
      @darksoulselite6482 Před 4 lety +156

      J.G Czaricit y u gotta be an asshole u little shit

    • @j.gczaricit9446
      @j.gczaricit9446 Před 4 lety +15

      MrNúmero98 wow what a witty and intuitive response

    • @gemsngold
      @gemsngold Před 4 lety +31

      J.G Czaricit uno reverse

    • @isaiahortwein6819
      @isaiahortwein6819 Před 4 lety +38

      Hay guys we dont have to fight let's all be friends 💗💗💗🌞🌞🌈🌈🌈

    • @j.gczaricit9446
      @j.gczaricit9446 Před 4 lety +4

      @iNeoTheGod wow straight out of kindergarten with that spelling.

  • @wuthogplays4760
    @wuthogplays4760 Před 4 lety +125

    It’s creepy how the wood chipper turned on on its own

  • @15sixmedia
    @15sixmedia Před 4 lety +57

    2:44 I love how the limo has multiple gears in reverse. It’s the little things, you know.

    • @bedgegog
      @bedgegog Před 2 lety

      How?

    • @buckberthod5007
      @buckberthod5007 Před rokem

      @@bedgegog Simple. You need a manual transmission, with an extra set of reverse gears, or the ability to split the gear. By shifting into R2, you can raise or the lower the gear ratio to be able to back up slower or faster, depending on what your doing. Most applications where it's used is in big trucks. You can split reverse as many times as you want, long as you keep adding gears. There's some trucks with 7-8 reverse gears

  • @saggypants5688
    @saggypants5688 Před 5 lety +833

    Can we get a quick shoutout to Joey’s dad
    What a legend

  • @uranusuranus144
    @uranusuranus144 Před 5 lety +2079

    Airplane dad is the most not fucked up, heart warming and hilarious video yet.

    • @zerx6025
      @zerx6025 Před 5 lety +12

      Uranus why is there a black hole in my anu

    • @kaanharmandali
      @kaanharmandali Před 4 lety +15

      @@zerx6025 because god wills it

    • @Ksnckbsjx29
      @Ksnckbsjx29 Před 4 lety +3

      Hugs dad

    • @uranusuranus144
      @uranusuranus144 Před 4 lety +1

      I dont c a r e

    • @RookieREX
      @RookieREX Před 4 lety +14

      when airplane dad 2 comes on and I see a roof and 4 wall I know this isn't gonna end well

  • @neosaysmeow6790
    @neosaysmeow6790 Před 3 lety +9

    4:45, an ad pops up. Ad: "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!"
    I haven't laughed harder in my life

  • @lorelai2607
    @lorelai2607 Před 3 lety +34

    ok but airplane dad was so cute and wholesome 🥺

  • @10ensura
    @10ensura Před 5 lety +1378

    *6:29** Larry before his depression :O*

  • @dazeyndrowsy
    @dazeyndrowsy Před 5 lety +356

    Not sure what is more impressive. His flying skill or his ability to shout through a window, hundreds, if not thousands of feet in the air, and still be heard

  • @sneak1677
    @sneak1677 Před 3 lety +27

    2:57 if you don't know the classical song, it's morning mood

  • @Bread_241
    @Bread_241 Před rokem +12

    Airplane dad is so wholesome.

  • @supermario7349
    @supermario7349 Před 5 lety +369

    2:48
    *Legend says the limousine is still passing by*

  • @bradleychellberg7377
    @bradleychellberg7377 Před 6 lety +3557

    The Spider is absolutely savage🔥

    • @roboticeggs
      @roboticeggs Před 6 lety +19

      Its 10am yay!!

    • @oskarwittje8348
      @oskarwittje8348 Před 6 lety +10

      Try not To laugh 101 yea

    • @roboticeggs
      @roboticeggs Před 6 lety +7

      I just had 3 likes why did it turn into 2? I guess its 10;01 in the morning

    • @roboticeggs
      @roboticeggs Před 6 lety +1

      QuickyBaby like a ****

    • @Ciggie
      @Ciggie Před 6 lety +2

      Try not To laugh 101 that spider is based on my life deadass

  • @johnnytopside9215
    @johnnytopside9215 Před 4 lety +169

    The family man is a prequel to larry.

    • @Sammy-fq1lj
      @Sammy-fq1lj Před 3 lety +9

      IKR!

    • @algdash
      @algdash Před 3 lety +11

      ACTUALLY...THAT SOUNDS ACURATE! NO KIDDNG!!

  • @brandonbond9649
    @brandonbond9649 Před 3 lety +11

    1:35 my siblings when my mom says we need to talk

  • @MarQ2KK
    @MarQ2KK Před 5 lety +1261

    *Father puts his #$@& everywhere billy*

    • @judithray2125
      @judithray2125 Před 4 lety +11

      ❤️ ❤️

    • @k_klaw2097
      @k_klaw2097 Před 4 lety +13

      When the comment this reply is oddly sexual

    • @juliakubancik2042
      @juliakubancik2042 Před 4 lety +7

      YEAH BOI I SAW THIS HAD 68 LIKES AND I TOOK THE CHANCE YOU ARE WELCOME FOR BEING THE 69TH LIKE

    • @alex-mr9qr
      @alex-mr9qr Před 4 lety +11

      I made you with my va**** Billy, i made you with my d*** billy

    • @Ksnckbsjx29
      @Ksnckbsjx29 Před 4 lety +1

      So do I

  • @KaiserDragun
    @KaiserDragun Před 5 lety +387

    0:11 "Spiders are good bugs."
    Every little kid in existance:
    Actchuaaalllllly

    • @FixedFace
      @FixedFace Před 5 lety +4

      actually shes right, spiders are good bugs

    • @KaiserDragun
      @KaiserDragun Před 5 lety

      @@FixedFace "Bugs"

    • @Rose-lb5xc
      @Rose-lb5xc Před 5 lety

      They are good bugs

    • @comevibewithme2949
      @comevibewithme2949 Před 5 lety

      EraticRetard The Noob,so you you spelt actually wrong

    • @KaiserDragun
      @KaiserDragun Před 5 lety +7

      To everyone who doesn't understand. Spiders are arachnids. Not bugs.

  • @cyberwolf-2707
    @cyberwolf-2707 Před 2 lety +9

    The one with Joey and his dad (the baseball one) was actually kinda wholesome

  • @oldrelic2690
    @oldrelic2690 Před 3 lety +15

    *Cheats with spider*
    *Husband: "Parry this you filthy casual"*

  • @monkeysock1639
    @monkeysock1639 Před 4 lety +393

    I CANNOT tell if the Limo is going backwards or forwards

  • @jadingriff6336
    @jadingriff6336 Před 4 lety +60

    12:53 I didn’t know cyanide and happiness could be wholesome!

  • @chrisendres6946
    @chrisendres6946 Před 4 lety +11

    "Spiders are good bugs!"
    huntsman spider: HAHAHAHAH

  • @keshawnhanson4938
    @keshawnhanson4938 Před 3 lety +11

    Airplane dad is the only wholesome episode without a messed up twist;
    change my mind

  • @fireflymiesumae
    @fireflymiesumae Před 4 lety +244

    I'm not gonna lie, Joey has the coolest dad ever!

  • @CrazyCody-mf1tn
    @CrazyCody-mf1tn Před 4 lety +10

    10:20 why has no one said this but HE WAS THE ORIGINAL NARUTO RUNNER

  • @Wheatley1120
    @Wheatley1120 Před 3 lety +7

    I think the reason I love these videos so much is that they always take the weirdest turns and it just makes the comic that much more funny

  • @walter8581
    @walter8581 Před 4 lety +150

    Baby: *Is born*
    Dad: "Lets Split up gang!"

  • @imogenhennessey3709
    @imogenhennessey3709 Před 4 lety +649

    Sometimes I worry about the people at explsom Entertainment

  • @trashmammal9203
    @trashmammal9203 Před 3 lety +9

    Airplane dad 2 starts: ad plays
    Me: I N T E R E S T I N G

  • @chadenriqueclaravall8025

    Spider Friend 0:01
    The Funeral 1:00
    Limousine 1:45
    Fisherman Fred 2:54
    Who Gets The Dog? 3:41
    Sad Larry's Sad New Year 4:56

    • @chadenriqueclaravall8025
      @chadenriqueclaravall8025 Před rokem +2

      The Family Men 6:17
      Last Call 8:51
      Growing Up (My Best Episode) 10:17
      The Daily Boogle 11:18
      Airplane Dad (P1) 12:51
      Airplane Dad (P2/End) 13:31

  • @gamersagainstweedrepresent
    @gamersagainstweedrepresent Před 6 lety +300

    Airplane dad scares me because it’s so positive.

    • @davidjones341
      @davidjones341 Před 6 lety +11

      Quackscope McGoose it's going to end so horrible I just know it this is Cyanide & Happiness were talking about

    • @mosie3949
      @mosie3949 Před 6 lety +13

      9/11?

    • @twistedfoxy3228
      @twistedfoxy3228 Před 5 lety +1

      "thanks dad". "Haha great catch son". * Cheering

    • @raspberrymoon3643
      @raspberrymoon3643 Před 5 lety +1

      Right? Very unlike other C&H shorts

    • @Dominion69420
      @Dominion69420 Před 5 lety

      It’s gonna be the kids birthday and he’s gonna be at the twin towers.

  • @badluckguy2502
    @badluckguy2502 Před 6 lety +190

    I never knew I could feel bad for a cartoon character until I met Larry.

  • @stopsign2561
    @stopsign2561 Před 4 lety +9

    0:51 I hear something from terraria...
    *ah yes, the metal clang sound*

  • @khgnnnn
    @khgnnnn Před 3 lety +1

    Airplane dad is so wholesome

  • @dorkypotato
    @dorkypotato Před 4 lety +1228

    Wait how does the mom outlive her son who lived to be 99

  • @0KylePrior0
    @0KylePrior0 Před 4 lety +168

    Whoever did the English captions did a fantastic job over the auto-generated captions. A++-

  • @dashawndrewilkes601
    @dashawndrewilkes601 Před rokem +3

    3:42 best one lol

  • @mr80s81
    @mr80s81 Před 4 lety +3

    2:16
    *Bigfoot's doing bottle service for The Beatles*

  • @MinecraftProLord
    @MinecraftProLord Před 6 lety +484

    If you ever felt like suicide, remember that Larry is still alive

    • @jay-gf7lm
      @jay-gf7lm Před 6 lety +16

      Minecraft ProLord yeah but Larry can’t kill himself, the world won’t let him

    • @274Byron
      @274Byron Před 6 lety +7

      Minecraft ProLord Never tell a suicidal to compare his life/condition with someone else’s.

    • @damianreyes9725
      @damianreyes9725 Před 6 lety +1

      274Byron or what

    • @274Byron
      @274Byron Před 6 lety +4

      Tubby Custard or he/she will give you a cookie

    • @MinecraftProLord
      @MinecraftProLord Před 6 lety

      I second this

  • @SillySocial
    @SillySocial Před 4 lety +91

    1:31 when a new meme is released

  • @homersimpson3441
    @homersimpson3441 Před 3 lety +1

    "growing up" reminds of my great grandma who outlived all of her immediate family

  • @endro7233
    @endro7233 Před 3 lety +1

    Airplane dad was actually wholesome

  • @thejournalistexposer1198
    @thejournalistexposer1198 Před 4 lety +115

    4:00
    *Who gets the dog*
    *The wood chipper gets the dog*

  • @zanebrotherton6338
    @zanebrotherton6338 Před 5 lety +115

    I love the "I'm FuCkInG oLd" at the end of Growing Up...

  • @sleepytime903
    @sleepytime903 Před 3 lety +8

    "Spiders are good bugs, they don't hurt anyone"
    Sis never saw my boys from Guyana
    Also, nice impressions in tha' tiny Beatle scene lol

  • @samowenby6446
    @samowenby6446 Před 4 lety +14

    the limo was longer going backwards then it was going forward

  • @galaxydragons6244
    @galaxydragons6244 Před 6 lety +286

    14:02 The guy looking through the rule book killed me

  • @YeetyY3ET
    @YeetyY3ET Před 4 lety +32

    6:17 you got to give props to the guy he worked his hardest to keep the family alive

  • @robloxianhead4076
    @robloxianhead4076 Před 4 lety +20

    Remember, The fun always goes away when you are in a funeral

  • @Voidwalker...
    @Voidwalker... Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Rr im fu-king old" made me laugh for hours

  • @mothzw
    @mothzw Před 4 lety +457

    Grandma at wedding to kid: oh you’re next
    Kid to grandma at funeral: *you’re next*

  • @Cherryblossom-ink
    @Cherryblossom-ink Před 5 lety +626

    i kinda want to see that spider man thing part two lol

    • @xenodrone3367
      @xenodrone3367 Před 5 lety +9

      Excuse me but thats spider dude ...sorry lol😁

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra Před 5 lety

      Gay

    • @vtg842
      @vtg842 Před 5 lety

      Cherryblossom ink h

    • @n30theone65
      @n30theone65 Před 5 lety +2

      Brotein 7 how is it gay

    • @kristyna1410
      @kristyna1410 Před 5 lety

      Looks at bulge* (keep it together J. Jonson) THATS SO VERY VERY GAY OF YOU!
      ( ) whispering to self

  • @creamstick6074
    @creamstick6074 Před 2 měsíci +2

    RIP Max Peel. Can't believe that he died this year and his mom is still alive.

  • @electricity4486
    @electricity4486 Před 3 lety

    Airplane Dad: "Dad of the Year Award"

  • @jyavant2393
    @jyavant2393 Před 6 lety +1543

    I just realized this, but is the limousine going backwards?

  • @Lorddrako15
    @Lorddrako15 Před 5 lety +2154

    Bring back airplane dad like if u agree

    • @mostfaded9539
      @mostfaded9539 Před 5 lety +18

      who do you think caused 911 hmmm

    • @77DC77
      @77DC77 Před 5 lety +10

      Airplane Dad was my introduction to this channel so yes 100% want a 3rd I would love to see him appear in a golf game

    • @mamaras8238
      @mamaras8238 Před 5 lety +2

      Για

    • @mamaras8238
      @mamaras8238 Před 5 lety +1

      Για

    • @mamaras8238
      @mamaras8238 Před 5 lety

      Γι

  • @thatenbypan
    @thatenbypan Před 3 lety +1

    The airplane dad is so wholesome

  • @arpodyssey7913
    @arpodyssey7913 Před 5 lety +213

    The airplane dad ones are the closest thing we'll ever get to a happy ending in this series

  • @sorm9171
    @sorm9171 Před 6 lety +87

    Lol the dad is soooo sad but he is a great actor lol

  • @TheDeathReaper141
    @TheDeathReaper141 Před 3 lety +3

    From 12:50 to the end of this compilation, these 2 animations are just the best! Got me laughing, too!

  • @christopherconder2206
    @christopherconder2206 Před 2 lety +2

    You can't say that there's a tiny dog with a tiny hat and say that you made me look.

  • @niceichhorn9878
    @niceichhorn9878 Před 6 lety +173

    The spider webs on her face lol

    • @bloodrawn
      @bloodrawn Před 5 lety +1

      nic Eichhorn its m.u.c
      Spider m.u.c

    • @Chazahc18
      @Chazahc18 Před 5 lety +2

      Sul3r Xc NUT

  • @skye_playz_roblox9104
    @skye_playz_roblox9104 Před 5 lety +241

    I too have a random wood chipper in my house living room

  • @kozmonauta0515
    @kozmonauta0515 Před 8 měsíci

    Finally, someone who doesn’t beats up the bat that he had been hit by, but the actual person wielding said bat

  • @tegridysatan9555
    @tegridysatan9555 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm so drunk, that last one had me crying from how sweet it was. 😭😂

  • @suttyrust
    @suttyrust Před 5 lety +183

    “Don’t look at there limousine”
    *50 seconds later*
    “Hey look there’s a puppy}
    “hah made you look”

    • @acedemon3434
      @acedemon3434 Před 5 lety +3

      I'd look for the sight of a cute puppy like that

    • @tatianaplummer3879
      @tatianaplummer3879 Před 5 lety +1

      Me tho

    • @jlori4690
      @jlori4690 Před 5 lety +1

      I don't care for a puppy but Beatles would make me look not gonna lie 😂

    • @kostaskan7914
      @kostaskan7914 Před 4 lety

      Είσαι απο τον 2j σε ξερω

  • @doublenaut443
    @doublenaut443 Před 6 lety +1292

    the first one is the Bee movie kinda

  • @practical_memer0880
    @practical_memer0880 Před 3 lety +4

    Old people at weddings always poke me and say “You’re next”. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

  • @totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547

    That same moustache man and black haired wife are used a lot. What if it’s all one story!

  • @spyrosk.1881
    @spyrosk.1881 Před 4 lety +132

    Woman: spiders are good bugs...
    Me an intellectual: iT's nOt a BUg it'S aN arTHroPoD.

    • @RatBoy0
      @RatBoy0 Před 4 lety +12

      No its a arachnaid

    • @seeble8394
      @seeble8394 Před 4 lety +2

      Super PugDog it’s also an arthropod

    • @lemming3001
      @lemming3001 Před 4 lety +3

      Seeble yea.. but so are bugs which defeats the point

    • @em.1633
      @em.1633 Před 4 lety +4

      Bugs are also arthropods. You meant arachnid.

    • @2wheels-tattoos
      @2wheels-tattoos Před 4 lety +2

      A R A C H N I D

  • @firstclassjackass9126
    @firstclassjackass9126 Před 4 lety +167

    5:45 pause the vid to see
    That looks like purgatory’s start almost on the tv screen

    • @seanlintermoot
      @seanlintermoot Před 4 lety +6

      Oh my God it does it's just very red I wonder if that's where the idea started

    • @firstclassjackass9126
      @firstclassjackass9126 Před 4 lety +3

      @sean lintermoot that’s what I was thinking to

    • @seanlintermoot
      @seanlintermoot Před 4 lety +5

      @@firstclassjackass9126 this makes me want to watch all there videos again to see if there are any other purgatory Easter eggs I can't wait for season two

    • @eucoolyptus5031
      @eucoolyptus5031 Před 4 lety

      What's purgatory? Is it a show?

    • @seanlintermoot
      @seanlintermoot Před 4 lety +3

      @@eucoolyptus5031 it's a small show they came out with on some other platform didn't do well so they only made one season so then the released it on CZcams it's about a guy who works in purgatory and has to decide where ppl go each episode is about one person and his struggle to decide you should really check it out

  • @crackedblack1410
    @crackedblack1410 Před 3 lety +1

    8:44 that’s me when no one is Home

  • @madyngrafton5987
    @madyngrafton5987 Před 3 lety +3

    This is the 21st comp, I'm watching it at 21 million views, and I'm currently 21, I think I know what 9 plus ten is now.

    • @krotchlickmeugh627
      @krotchlickmeugh627 Před 2 lety

      2021 omg youre like Jim Carrey's character in that movie 23.
      Maybe you died this year.
      If not buy a lottery ticket.
      Or just shut up

  • @AmaticXLII
    @AmaticXLII Před 5 lety +240

    The dog has 3 choices
    1 go with mommy
    2 go with daddy
    3 go with god.......or saten depends on what he/she did

  • @ovyas8758
    @ovyas8758 Před 6 lety +59

    Airplane dad always gets me happy

  • @nicholaswilliams6475
    @nicholaswilliams6475 Před 2 lety +4

    That coach at the end: how is this not against the rules?

  • @shinyducklingproductions2481

    7:04 that's legit a man

  • @mr.chicken3375
    @mr.chicken3375 Před 5 lety +891

    Rosses are red
    Violets are red
    Grass is red
    My garden is on fire
    I gotta go

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 Před 5 lety +12

      mr. chicken
      Actually pretty funny

    • @Jsjeuducjejwjsif
      @Jsjeuducjejwjsif Před 5 lety +11

      ah, this is so funny! just like the time i saw it on every terrible joke site, every youtube comment section, every bad joke that's been told to me... yeah you made this up 100% first time i saw it

    • @Minecraft_Mangle
      @Minecraft_Mangle Před 5 lety +4

      Get Airplane Dad to fix it

    • @embersanimals8125
      @embersanimals8125 Před 5 lety +3

      *Roses. Sorry, I'm a freaking Grammar Nazi.

    • @victoriatabares6498
      @victoriatabares6498 Před 5 lety

      *it doesn't ryhme!*

  • @reyam_chan3527
    @reyam_chan3527 Před 4 lety +66

    when you're watching Spiderman in Netflix: 11:18

  • @TheTrueCoffee
    @TheTrueCoffee Před 4 lety +4

    11:09 I can’t stop laughing

  • @IMINSIDEYOURMUM
    @IMINSIDEYOURMUM Před rokem

    Growing Up was pretty wholesome. The wholesome ones are my favorite.

  • @nicbacchus9721
    @nicbacchus9721 Před 5 lety +822

    "Your gonna die next" is what I put on every Birthday card........so they know I care.

  • @ivanovita5194
    @ivanovita5194 Před 6 lety +38

    0:43 me when somebody tells a cringey joke...

  • @nhungtran3776
    @nhungtran3776 Před 4 lety +1

    O:44 u like how he treats his wife like a bug :)

  • @DJT183
    @DJT183 Před 3 lety +1

    Airplane Dad is so heartwarming for Cyanide and happiness lol

  • @fe1963
    @fe1963 Před 6 lety +257

    What am I doing with my life ive seen these a million times...

    • @gerardomacias7370
      @gerardomacias7370 Před 6 lety +2

      ItzzMeUrLastFoe seeing this for the two millionth time.

  • @benihime1
    @benihime1 Před 4 lety +26

    airplane dad is the only cyanide short I've watched that is actually not fucked up with a twisted ending