A.I. Learns to Run (Creature Creator)

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  • čas přidán 22. 03. 2020
  • Have a go yourself www.thebigcb.com/projects/Crea... (FYI it will take a while to load because i suck at websites)
    Also don't use my website on mobile because it don't be workin.
    Or edge don't use edge.
    Or probably some other weird browsers.
    Use chrome, have some class.
    Record what you make and send it to me at one of these places
    Twitter: / code_bullet
    Discord: / discord
    Patreon: / codebullet
    Art created by @Dachi.art / dachi.art
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  • @george2358
    @george2358 Před 4 lety +4348

    1720: Newton stayed home due to a pandemic and created the theory of gravity
    2020:code bullet stayed home due to a pandemic and made a running dick engine

    • @Sir_Steven
      @Sir_Steven Před 4 lety +166

      History repeats itself.

    • @vrchhu4066
      @vrchhu4066 Před 4 lety +100

      The law of equivalent exchange demanded it

    • @chrono2208
      @chrono2208 Před 4 lety +30

      Finally the perfect being was created.

    • @coraitosleep
      @coraitosleep Před 4 lety +44

      Coincidence?
      I think...
      probably.

    • @ricocruz1118
      @ricocruz1118 Před 4 lety +13

      I am seeing a pattern and not liking it

  • @PineappleZach666
    @PineappleZach666 Před 4 lety +5538

    The species replay is basically: If I do a sexy pose the laser won't kill me.

  • @iinconsistent_
    @iinconsistent_ Před 2 lety +1249

    i love how when they got arms they started doing random poses LMAOO

    • @PrimedGrendel
      @PrimedGrendel Před 2 lety +20

      Fellow knight

    • @NerdyRulerz
      @NerdyRulerz Před 2 lety +53

      They wanted to be absolutely FABULOOUUUUUS as they died, and they succeeded

    • @justashrimp7594
      @justashrimp7594 Před 2 lety +17

      @@NerdyRulerz indeed they did, they definitely achieved their goal, it made me cry a bit seeing such beautiful and fabulous poses, after that I turned into a tea kettle wheezing

    • @raven..........
      @raven.......... Před 2 lety +1

      @@justashrimp7594 ,

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 Před 2 lety +4

      This video is basically me deciding what to pose on camera

  • @Wesley-1776
    @Wesley-1776 Před 3 lety +733

    Now I’m just imagining like a really fucked up home where Code bullet is just constantly having kids and killing them when they reach a certain age if they can’t walk. Like he doesn’t even name them until they can walk...
    I need help...

  • @ritorod7121
    @ritorod7121 Před 4 lety +2295

    *Has a child
    *child tries to walk for the first time
    “If you fall, you die”
    *child falls
    “Sorry kid”

  • @Wifgargfhaurh
    @Wifgargfhaurh Před 4 lety +3990

    His 1.9 Million subs: "I thought you were dead..."
    Codebullet: "My death was greatly exaggerated..."

  • @asclepius5317
    @asclepius5317 Před 3 lety +188

    Conspiracy: he doesn’t know how to walk so he tried to figure it out through ai. Doesn’t even have legs

  • @phoenixyt124
    @phoenixyt124 Před 3 lety +157

    15:07 that is the content i've subscribed for.

    • @diobrando7111
      @diobrando7111 Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @Sveta69420
      @Sveta69420 Před 2 lety

      @@diobrando7111 OMG dio Sama watches code bullet?! Incredible

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 Před 2 lety

      @@diobrando7111 stay back in your grave or we are sending another Joestar

    • @phoenixyt124
      @phoenixyt124 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Sveta69420 what is the problem of you two? He only said ‚same‘ wtf

    • @Sveta69420
      @Sveta69420 Před 2 lety

      @@phoenixyt124 for me this is a "you wouldn't understand, mom!" Moment

  • @ethanclydesdale276
    @ethanclydesdale276 Před 4 lety +4951

    At least he has an excuse to stay inside all day now

  • @mikaelfoster351
    @mikaelfoster351 Před 3 lety +4268

    ive never related to anything more as an artist than to how he just writes "leg"

    • @maybexsuma2005
      @maybexsuma2005 Před 3 lety +17

      XD

    • @aaron_r6611
      @aaron_r6611 Před 3 lety +48

      That got me when I saw it

    • @akp5044
      @akp5044 Před 3 lety +8

      666 likes
      *nice*

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 Před 3 lety +57

      Plus he really doesn't have really good drawings. You can see in his old videos. This avatar was made by a fan.

    • @Snov-yx
      @Snov-yx Před 3 lety +10

      8:25 try to touch me motherf*cker

  • @yaB0i_Hawkx
    @yaB0i_Hawkx Před 2 lety +77

    "Fear is the greatest motivator."
    Explains this video
    -Sun Tzu: Art of War

  • @mr.oneshot4144
    @mr.oneshot4144 Před 2 lety +216

    As the meme God says:
    The sun is a deadly laser

  • @DeltaOps3
    @DeltaOps3 Před 4 lety +5641

    "Hey guys its been a while" - every 3 months

  • @scott.4668
    @scott.4668 Před 3 lety +5232

    Can we talk about how this man doesn't draw legs for his character but has a variation of his character with a gun.

  • @echlorianbysheler5901
    @echlorianbysheler5901 Před 3 lety +97

    1:25 that caught me off gaurd

    • @funkgremlin2765
      @funkgremlin2765 Před 3 lety +7

      I literally spit out what I was eating cuz I laughed so hard

    • @hahafunnyman6916
      @hahafunnyman6916 Před 2 lety +7

      The souls of the dammed scream for their murderer:
      “HEnryyYyyYyyy”

  • @ALZulas
    @ALZulas Před 3 lety +25

    The screaming guys made my dog come out of the other room to look at me like "WTF?"

  • @acasualescapedscp4418
    @acasualescapedscp4418 Před 4 lety +2063

    And as we can see, the first thing man does with arms...
    Is slav squat.

  • @justashrimp7594
    @justashrimp7594 Před 2 lety +11

    10:06
    It has learned "Horse Flip"
    To activate this skill you need a horse that's about to get killed by a laser

  • @the_undead
    @the_undead Před rokem +11

    1:21
    I can relate to this part of the video so perfectly. The best summary of what it's like to live with anger issues ever

  • @soloboyxx_2003
    @soloboyxx_2003 Před 4 lety +863

    Normal horse: *Neighs*
    Code bullet’s horse: *HORSE*

  • @shay.w.5812
    @shay.w.5812 Před 4 lety +4832

    "now that I've lowered the number of female viewers to zero"
    Nope, can't get rid of me so easily. Nice try, Evan.

  • @kittymarie3557
    @kittymarie3557 Před 3 lety +316

    Female viewer: I approve of and enjoyed this entire video.

  • @bigsweetowl4487
    @bigsweetowl4487 Před 2 lety +13

    2:56 "although the CZcams compression algorithm probably makes it look like cancer"
    Me: watching it at crisp 1080p ...

  • @VoxelMusic
    @VoxelMusic Před 4 lety +2622

    Codebullet: "Theres a deadly laser coming!"
    AI: **irish jig intensifies**

    • @jeannemooberry7231
      @jeannemooberry7231 Před 4 lety +11

      I feel like another Irish drinking song would be a good sound track for a lot of his vids

    • @oleglukichov2037
      @oleglukichov2037 Před 4 lety +29

      So, can we go on land now?
      *NO*
      why?
      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

    • @nicomuller3125
      @nicomuller3125 Před 4 lety +7

      @@oleglukichov2037 *Not anymore, there's a blanket!
      *

    • @brendanrobb5642
      @brendanrobb5642 Před 4 lety +1

      Oleg Lukichov dammit I was gonna say that

    • @ahumanperson3649
      @ahumanperson3649 Před 4 lety +2

      Brendan Robb Damnit, I was going to say that!

  • @1974mikeyb
    @1974mikeyb Před 3 lety +5640

    Code bullet, putting his future kid in a laser cutter: “Man he’s gonna be so good at walking.”

  • @blastckxxgd5729
    @blastckxxgd5729 Před 2 lety +20

    12:25 “quality assurance test”

  • @savvasl2986
    @savvasl2986 Před 3 lety +8

    bullet to ai: learn to run
    ai: *uses vertical repeated jumping and tilting in order to accumulate speed in a direction*
    bullet to ai: he a little confused but he got the point

  • @gototot
    @gototot Před 3 lety +3001

    As soon as they got arms, half of them wanted to be a bird, the other half wanted to be a tree. Their brain decided "fuck it, im being a tree bird. More commonly known as a turd"

  • @fendoroid3788
    @fendoroid3788 Před 4 lety +3524

    According to evolution, horses should roll. Explain this, atheists.

    • @zandbergx9747
      @zandbergx9747 Před 4 lety +128

      Well, where do I start......

    • @dartsboy97
      @dartsboy97 Před 4 lety +228

      Everyone knows early horses didn't have top hats!

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft Před 4 lety +87

      Zandberg X you don’t, because it’s a fucking joke

    • @David_Box
      @David_Box Před 4 lety +148

      While realist, the evolution algoritm has a slith problem: Necks generaly snap when you roll like that.

    • @Nstone53
      @Nstone53 Před 4 lety +103

      @@zandbergx9747 When a Mommy square horsey loves a Daddy square horsey...

  • @octocreeper8182
    @octocreeper8182 Před 2 lety +14

    8:42 damn, that species can dance to the music!

  • @god-ishgamer7516
    @god-ishgamer7516 Před rokem +7

    Bro I can’t believe he made his character have ultra realistic legs at the beginning.

  • @WaterDoesGaming
    @WaterDoesGaming Před 3 lety +2137

    CB: *has a child*
    "Now then, you have to run to the fridge and get food while outrunning the death laser, and if anything other than your foot hits the ground, I will end you myself."

    • @menacingduke2415
      @menacingduke2415 Před 3 lety +23

      yes

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry Před 3 lety +56

      no its 100 kids and only the top 50 get to live on to make 100 more kids

    • @WaterDoesGaming
      @WaterDoesGaming Před 3 lety +18

      @@gaymerjerry but that's only the first hour

    • @thegentleraindrop2375
      @thegentleraindrop2375 Před 3 lety +6

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
      Well done everyone
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ethios8928
      @ethios8928 Před 3 lety +7

      @@WaterDoesGaming and in the end only one will survive or he just gives up on them

  • @pippinsmith
    @pippinsmith Před 4 lety +393

    13:53
    CB sometime in the future: *has a kid*
    Kid: *tries to walk*
    Also kid: *fails to walk*
    CB: *pulls out gun*

    • @kryptonite5315
      @kryptonite5315 Před 4 lety +34

      Kid: Fails to walk
      CB: Programs an elaborate laser to 'inspire' his kid to walk
      Kid: Falls down
      CB: Makes laser go faster

    • @toranix8836
      @toranix8836 Před 4 lety +4

      I mean he is a bullet for a reason

    • @pangaea4737
      @pangaea4737 Před 4 lety +2

      For his down special, he wields a gun

    • @glitchlaboratorys6116
      @glitchlaboratorys6116 Před 4 lety +1

      Pangaeaball's Grand Pangaean Federates of Time u beat me to it

    • @guiorgy
      @guiorgy Před 4 lety +1

      Pulls a laser gun you mean right?

  • @AlysidaMagica
    @AlysidaMagica Před 2 lety +2

    *Several years in the future, Code Bullet and his wife are sitting in their living room, their newborn laying nearby*
    Bullet:
    Wife:
    Bullet:
    Wife:
    Bullet:
    Wife: *cough*
    Bullet: “What’s that? Time for junior to learn to walk?? I’LL GET THE DEATH LASER!”
    Wife: “NO!”

  • @Dylan_thebrand_slayer_Mulveiny

    I pretty much laughed hysterically for the entire 16 minutes. Thank you!

  • @actualdeedash
    @actualdeedash Před 4 lety +698

    He took nine months to create an AI that creates creatures. Well that's what humans do all the time

    • @devonzimmers7681
      @devonzimmers7681 Před 4 lety +25

      Lol clever that took me a second

    • @ryannorthup3148
      @ryannorthup3148 Před 4 lety +6

      True

    • @azadanzans5359
      @azadanzans5359 Před 4 lety +4

      0:51

    • @greenonions785
      @greenonions785 Před 3 lety +6

      How long did it take you to learn how to walk huh!? More than nine months
      I guarantee!!! Because you weren’t born yet! You were still in... development 😏 heh? Heh? Ehh? Lol (puns!)

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 Před 4 lety +427

    I made a human and it ended up walking relatively normally, and that kind of scares me.

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 Před 4 lety +16

      Oh fuc you made an ai human

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 Před 4 lety +14

      Toaster having a bath, I think they meant that they “reproduced.”

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. Před 4 lety +11

      Normal by human standards, or crab standards?

    • @ClayDress
      @ClayDress Před 4 lety +11

      Unplug the computer and run.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Před 4 lety +5

      When you put bread in your toaster,
      *does your toaster moan?*

  • @janemoskalova5041
    @janemoskalova5041 Před 3 lety +171

    "now that I've lowered the number of female viewers to zero"
    me and my friends: haha nope

  • @Nstone53
    @Nstone53 Před 2 lety +2

    I've been playing with the creator and my favorite thing has to be when I accidently clicked 'rotate' instead of 'resize' for my circle. Red text pops up asking
    "Did you really just try to rotate a circle?" XD

  • @Maxifema94
    @Maxifema94 Před 4 lety +571

    3:54 to be honest, with that creepy laugh, i was expecting a third "leg"
    11:54 ah, there we go

    • @eazygamer70
      @eazygamer70 Před 4 lety +2

      Haha same bro

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 Před 4 lety +6

      Dirty minded fucks,you are

    • @8names311
      @8names311 Před 4 lety +5

      @@therobot1080 not really considering the fact he actually did it

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 Před 4 lety

      @@8names311 i was reffering to him aswell

  • @TheMrMomo1
    @TheMrMomo1 Před 4 lety +509

    CB: Son, there is your Math Homework, over there is a death laser, you figure out the rest. I can always make more of you.

  • @knexman427
    @knexman427 Před 3 lety +12

    when you say "I haven't left my room this year" just before covid starts....

  • @VolcanicoD.S.
    @VolcanicoD.S. Před 2 lety +6

    “HHHHHHHHHMMMMMM, YEEEYEEEYEEYEYEYEYEYE” my favorite code bullet quote

  • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
    @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 Před 4 lety +1418

    Codebullet: leg leg
    Also Codebullet: *forgets Horses tails*
    You could've at least written tail!

  • @theloop9835
    @theloop9835 Před 4 lety +470

    "Slav squatting creature isn't real, it can't hurt you"
    Slav squatting creature: 6:36

    • @gaming_6440
      @gaming_6440 Před 4 lety +13

      *SLAV 100*

    • @Registered_Simp
      @Registered_Simp Před 4 lety +4

      I though the same damn thing...
      (Probably cause I just came off of Life of Boris but IDK)

  • @-omicron-
    @-omicron- Před 2 lety +4

    The species replay is pretty fun, I picture it's like a break dancer busting out a bunch of moves then just keeping there last pose till they die lol.

  • @unmatchedbracket
    @unmatchedbracket Před 2 lety +2

    Half of the AIs try to walk, and the other half decides to pose D R A M A T I C A L L Y

  • @noahra8430
    @noahra8430 Před 4 lety +233

    The species replays just look like they're not even trying to live, just find a cool pose to die in.

    • @fernfern0
      @fernfern0 Před 4 lety +15

      They all watched Jojo one too many times and decided to pose to death.

    • @cruelzuelischosen1728
      @cruelzuelischosen1728 Před 4 lety

      noirre99 I was thinking the same thing🤣

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 Před 4 lety

      Zoro would be so proud

  • @pinkduck4782
    @pinkduck4782 Před 4 lety +405

    Alternative title: Making simple brained animals run until they die for my own entertainment

    • @scylozy
      @scylozy Před 4 lety +8

      If god is real, then that must be his motivation hahaha

    • @doodelbopgames
      @doodelbopgames Před 4 lety +2

      another one: being god

  • @aiden_3c
    @aiden_3c Před 2 lety +1

    Big fan of all the improvements from last video. Literally every "huh I wonder if you could do this" that I didn't see in the last video is implemented here. I especially like how you can put one leg behind another in the 2D plane so they wont collide if you dont want them too. Which is definitely needed for something like a horse

  • @XFanmarX
    @XFanmarX Před 2 lety +1

    7:47 Hahaha amazing how the music fits so well. Actually makes it look like they're dancing spastically, absolutely hilarious. Great choice to add that in!
    New watcher, loving your style, keep up the awesome work!

  • @psychsic
    @psychsic Před 4 lety +974

    Everyone living in 2020: I had to self quarantine for three weeks
    Codebullet being a absolute Chad: I have been self quarantine since 2019 scrub

    • @icey7569
      @icey7569 Před 4 lety +1

      i have bin since 2018

    • @aureavita8653
      @aureavita8653 Před 4 lety +2

      @Marios Bairaktarhs _you mean down_

    • @IngwiePhoenix
      @IngwiePhoenix Před 4 lety

      CB be like "I was self-quarantining before it was cool" xD

    • @RealVerxcity
      @RealVerxcity Před 4 lety

      skull sic 2018

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 Před 4 lety +1

      @trenbolonely
      Maybe you should self quarantine from the jokes? Stops the spread.

  • @bruhmoment1904
    @bruhmoment1904 Před 3 lety +3258

    Nobody:
    The first few generations:
    Maybe if I pose hard enough the laser will go away

    • @auulauul9328
      @auulauul9328 Před 3 lety +149

      They're not smart enough to be anything other than ✨F A B U L O U S✨

    • @tuttiman55
      @tuttiman55 Před 3 lety +18

      That layout for fabulous is weird

    • @o-hogameplay185
      @o-hogameplay185 Před 3 lety +4

      That' what i've thought too. Is very funny.

    • @CarlosRios1
      @CarlosRios1 Před 3 lety +12

      Worked well enough in jjba

    • @Minhaz25
      @Minhaz25 Před 3 lety +14

      *_IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE_*

  • @Artistsunderground
    @Artistsunderground Před 2 lety +2

    No joke.. you are one of the funniest people on CZcams.. I still watch your videos and physically laugh my ass off.

  • @creativechannel6994
    @creativechannel6994 Před 3 lety +8

    9:10 I LAUGHTS 5 MINUTES

  • @explunky8452
    @explunky8452 Před 4 lety +509

    square: circles are pointless.
    circles: i have more points than you.
    the physics engine: *crashes*

  • @Zeffify
    @Zeffify Před 3 lety +758

    All the other horse generations:
    Front flip, backflip
    Gen 20:
    “Don’t judge me! Just because I’m a horse doesn’t mean I can’t dance like a ballerina!”

  • @commandblockgal7396
    @commandblockgal7396 Před 3 lety +4

    8:37 this whole segment has an amazing sync with the music

  • @toonytoons8360
    @toonytoons8360 Před 3 lety +5

    11:32 It was a sad moment for all Bullets alike

  • @anomalous8565
    @anomalous8565 Před 4 lety +368

    Ai: RUN RUN RUN
    New Ai: Why?
    Ai: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

    • @apoth8574
      @apoth8574 Před 4 lety +7

      Bill wurtz reference

    • @mr.person5209
      @mr.person5209 Před 4 lety +12

      But now there’s a blanket.

    • @terik_z
      @terik_z Před 4 lety +4

      Thanks to revolutionary new materials

    • @michaelliguori856
      @michaelliguori856 Před 4 lety +6

      Ai Five gens later: thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage

    • @XanderisMLG
      @XanderisMLG Před 4 lety +4

      @@mr.person5209 And there's no food, so we don't really care.

  • @koghs
    @koghs Před 4 lety +782

    Alternative title: Screaming squares jojopose instead of running from the laser

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 Před 4 lety +52

      Boxes: oh, you're approaching me? instead of running away you're coming right to me?
      Laser: i can't insta-kill you for the entertainment of a nerd without getting closer. Yare Yare Daze.

    • @federicopattano1056
      @federicopattano1056 Před 4 lety +3

      @@monochromeart7311 why can't i like a comment 1000 times?

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 Před 4 lety +3

      @@federicopattano1056 are you a crimson demon?

    • @federicopattano1056
      @federicopattano1056 Před 4 lety +1

      @@monochromeart7311 well i would like to

    • @monochromeart7311
      @monochromeart7311 Před 4 lety +2

      @@federicopattano1056 all Crimson Demons have chuunibyou tendencies, if you have Crimson colored eyes then you're probably one....

  • @xoxo5296
    @xoxo5296 Před 2 lety +5

    everyone: discussing code bullet's potential children.
    me: oh, henry is back! where is his gun tho? CB did you steal henry''s gun?

  • @numbertoast673
    @numbertoast673 Před 2 lety +4

    The animation on his legs is amazing

  • @PaperSmiles
    @PaperSmiles Před 3 lety +906

    “I’ll try to focus on smaller projects”
    Builds Tetris.

  • @jahvonabrigo7157
    @jahvonabrigo7157 Před 4 lety +595

    Satan in hell: I'm going to turn off the screams now bc that goes from funny to annoying very quickly 4:41

    • @ninjapickle773
      @ninjapickle773 Před 4 lety +10

      Dad never turns off the screams. He finds them therapeutic

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 Před 4 lety

      It is always funny

    • @Heyant
      @Heyant Před 4 lety +2

      For me it's funnier the longer it gets

    • @whalesauce3647
      @whalesauce3647 Před 3 lety

      Why the hell is this so low in the comment section.

  • @RizzytheWizzy
    @RizzytheWizzy Před 2 lety +2

    0:45
    I guess that's what you call...
    _"Blowing it out of proportions"_
    😀👌

  • @metrux321
    @metrux321 Před měsícem +2

    Oh man, watching it four years later... This shit was hilarious xD

  • @jajoothecoolman
    @jajoothecoolman Před 3 lety +365

    Teacher: You can't hear pictures
    Me: *hears that scream*

  • @G4MA
    @G4MA Před 4 lety +1024

    Everyone: The AI will take over humanity
    The AI:

  • @Sam_596
    @Sam_596 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't know what I was expecting from that "Henry," but it was definitely not that. I am so glad it's that.

  • @jonathonthomas1255
    @jonathonthomas1255 Před 2 lety +1

    Love the posing from the screms with arms

  • @blakestratton1307
    @blakestratton1307 Před 4 lety +889

    I find it hilarious how Code just uses the word "leg" for his legs. Shit brings a tear to my eye.

  • @edditure
    @edditure Před 4 lety +468

    Imagine CB as a comedian.
    My mind cannot handle such a thought.

    • @Dude-cf8hb
      @Dude-cf8hb Před 4 lety +22

      Comedy bullet?

    • @ohitseli3095
      @ohitseli3095 Před 4 lety +1

      😂

    • @gabrijeltuka8090
      @gabrijeltuka8090 Před 4 lety +2

      he already is comedian dude im crying from all dicks

    • @familythompson7168
      @familythompson7168 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Dude-cf8hb the worst part about that is he could so smoothly switch over since he would still be CB

    • @veryniceguy2227
      @veryniceguy2227 Před 4 lety +2

      Literally look at the category CZcams sorted this into

  • @JCupgrade
    @JCupgrade Před 2 lety +4

    1:25
    That edit was smooth as all hell

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead Před rokem

      It's also a very accurate representation of anger issues whether that was intentional or not I don't know

  • @dragonlordofchaos
    @dragonlordofchaos Před 2 lety +2

    1:21, even now still gets a laugh out of me.

  • @wraith2815
    @wraith2815 Před 3 lety +1867

    "I'm gonna turn off the screams now because it goes from funny to annoying very quickly"
    Immediately. Immediately was the word you were looking for.

    • @chromicmike3806
      @chromicmike3806 Před 3 lety +48

      Naw man this is my new alarm

    • @bobtron97
      @bobtron97 Před 3 lety +4

      Old PartyDave ikr

    • @bobtron97
      @bobtron97 Před 3 lety +3

      are you talking about the kids in the basement or.... (jk i dont have any kids in the basements)

    • @jameshill9325
      @jameshill9325 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bobtron97 yet

    • @dallasjones4062
      @dallasjones4062 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jameshill9325 r/cursedcomments

  • @couldntthinkofayoutubename6498

    How code bullet starts every vid
    "Hi, its been a while"

  • @K113-A
    @K113-A Před 2 lety +2

    Little Timmy is learning to walk!
    CB: DEATH LASERS ENABLED

  • @AnxiousFirebug
    @AnxiousFirebug Před 2 lety +1

    I've seen some shit, but the screaming faces are going to give me nightmares, that's genuinely impressive, I haven't been scared shitless in a while

  • @filiflo2832
    @filiflo2832 Před 4 lety +342

    Journalist: What brought you to learn A.I.?
    CodeBullet: Ah you know I just love to see my code suffer.
    Journalist: What do you mean?
    CodeBullet: It´s just statisfying to watch them crawl away from the laser beam in agony and fear for their lifes.
    Journalist: Who would watch that???
    CodeBullet: *flexing with 1,98 Million Abos*

  • @taylorolson6228
    @taylorolson6228 Před 4 lety +246

    "Its been a while" is starting to become an established intro here xD

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 Před 4 lety +1

      The Great CZcams Intros:
      "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier"
      "*whiplash* Top of the mornin' to ye laddies!"
      "Its been a while"

  • @risalatshahriar9801
    @risalatshahriar9801 Před 2 lety +1

    Code bullte's videos always saves me and makes me laugh when I am depressed

  • @ethenmesch5014
    @ethenmesch5014 Před 3 lety +1

    That intro was all over the place and I love it

  • @Akkuatica
    @Akkuatica Před 4 lety +494

    Only og’s remember when the “CB” on the shirt was sometimes mirrored

    • @aashaytambi3268
      @aashaytambi3268 Před 4 lety +12

      OGs remember movie maker

    • @hahayes9690
      @hahayes9690 Před 4 lety +13

      That actually wasn't that long ago

    • @Akkuatica
      @Akkuatica Před 4 lety +8

      Oldab relatively not long ago but it was like 6 months, even though it was only like 2 videos agi

    • @tonyshum5569
      @tonyshum5569 Před 4 lety +3

      psst don't tell the non og's the CB still mirrored on the thumbnail

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. Před 4 lety +1

      Now he just needs to fix the antennas

  • @ableno.9906
    @ableno.9906 Před 4 lety +1267

    Due to the quarantine code bullet has gained a multiple personality disorder.

    • @Krazzymonkey
      @Krazzymonkey Před 4 lety +43

      He for sure had that years ago.

    • @GunarBastos
      @GunarBastos Před 4 lety +29

      it sure is one way to keep yourself company

    • @Krazzymonkey
      @Krazzymonkey Před 4 lety +20

      @@GunarBastos at least he will die with company and not alone

    • @ludovikc2032
      @ludovikc2032 Před 4 lety +5

      It is showing now more then ever

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 Před 4 lety

      wym those his "roommates"

  • @TheMarshmallowMushroom

    the replay is kind of eerie, like watching something struggle for its life only to inevitably be dissolved by a laser

  • @theundeadempire3640
    @theundeadempire3640 Před 3 lety +3

    The fucking screaming faces made me laugh the hardest I have in years and I thank you for it immensely.

  • @blazingvacuum1025
    @blazingvacuum1025 Před 4 lety +339

    All the AI's are like speedrunners, they break the physics engine as soon as possible

    • @passel5953
      @passel5953 Před 4 lety +16

      speedrunners with a gun to their head, if they don't break the physics engine, they fucking die lol

  • @patrickm.9669
    @patrickm.9669 Před 4 lety +374

    Code Bullet: sings the lion sleeps tonight
    Also Code Bullet: pulls a fucking gun out

    • @StockyLikeStockings
      @StockyLikeStockings Před 4 lety +14

      Code bullet: sings
      Someone: *coughs*
      Code bullet: *pulls gun* you say something mf?

    • @FireballPSNMods
      @FireballPSNMods Před 4 lety

      Way too high to process that right

    • @deadlord147
      @deadlord147 Před 4 lety

      Code bullet! sings any song
      Somebody joins singing
      Code bullet: “why are u SINGING” mini gun point at them

  • @jetpackattack2350
    @jetpackattack2350 Před rokem

    The best drawings of legs, tbh I haven’t seen any better legs, I have no idea how you did it so well!
    This is in the intro at 0:14

  • @bobshnickel5713
    @bobshnickel5713 Před 2 lety +1

    This is an amazingly done video

  • @Pac0Master
    @Pac0Master Před 4 lety +359

    That'd be hilarious if the laser didn't kill the whole entity at once but only the part it touches.
    so you'll have creatures "running" away with missing legs or something

    • @remermequiota1020
      @remermequiota1020 Před 4 lety +4

      this is a good idea

    • @BOTHLine
      @BOTHLine Před 4 lety +29

      I totally can see some generations learning to lose some parts on purpose because they can move better without lol

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 Před 4 lety +13

      @@BOTHLine circumcision time

    • @ezman-vn8zy
      @ezman-vn8zy Před 2 lety +2

      Calm down, Satan.

  • @autocorrect8532
    @autocorrect8532 Před 3 lety +700

    Bullet: gives an in-depth speech about horses
    Advertisement: tide pods.

  • @prodigalsun1678
    @prodigalsun1678 Před 3 lety +3

    Okay hear me out this would work a lot better if the feat didn’t face two different directions. Feet are meant to move back to provide a push but when they face two different ways the push is negated. Make the feet face the same direction

  • @DamianWaloszek
    @DamianWaloszek Před 4 lety +143

    1:00 "I haven't left my room this year" - you won't leave this year either :D

  • @Reilers
    @Reilers Před 4 lety +195

    This guy started to record a video that he would only post 3 months later
    Wish I had this dedication

  • @Mephiston
    @Mephiston Před 2 lety +2

    I know this is an old video, but there should have been code for "if the head touches the ground it dies" like the guys at the end, to keep them from doing flips.

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 Před 2 lety +2

    "maybe we haven't finished horse"
    -CB

  • @skippy2987
    @skippy2987 Před 4 lety +363

    Make the laser speed accelerate. This does two things:
    Allows for initial instability
    And
    Makes sure that once screaming horse penis can outrun the laser initially there is a way to continually optimise top speed

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great Před 4 lety +25

      Read this before watching. I'm thoroughly confused.

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 Před 4 lety +3

      @@fomalhaut_the_great got it now?

    • @matthewtalafous2004
      @matthewtalafous2004 Před 4 lety +3

      Fomalhaut I’ll put it in your terms. Make it slowly go faster so the retards still have a chance. They gotta go fast in the end or. Bye

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 Před 4 lety +4

      @@matthewtalafous2004 They would have understood that bit. But before watching the video about learning to walk you wouldn't expect there to be lasers or find a screaming horse penis

  • @chinnychris4901
    @chinnychris4901 Před 4 lety +304

    Imagine an alternate universe where humans found a way to exploit physics and casually slide to work

    • @agsystems8220
      @agsystems8220 Před 4 lety +33

      You mean cars?

    • @omgsomeoneactually3926
      @omgsomeoneactually3926 Před 4 lety

      *copied

    • @JesusAmaTeMenino
      @JesusAmaTeMenino Před 4 lety +2

      @@agsystems8220 No, he meant sk8

    • @skippy2987
      @skippy2987 Před 4 lety +9

      Already multiple inventions for this. Car drivers just tend to murder people on bikes and scooters at a rate nobody seriously seems to care about and roller blades prevent male users from procreating, so casually sliding to work is sub optimal in today's society

    • @chinnychris4901
      @chinnychris4901 Před 4 lety +4

      This wasn't copied, and I didn't mean cars or roller blades... Nonono, I meant balancing on like 3 toes and gaining infinite acceleration lmao