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  • @Ebon_Sean
    @Ebon_Sean Před 9 lety +6454

    Okay, let's face it. The rattlesnake tactic is the LAST defense mechanism you'd want to try in a prison shower.....

  • @bruhmomento3151
    @bruhmomento3151 Před 5 lety +7505

    Ted Bear: "The trick to survive death is to simply not die."
    *DEATH RATE DROPS TO 0%*

  • @Raynedog00
    @Raynedog00 Před 4 lety +408

    Can we PLEASE get either a full version or at least release the current form of the Ted Bear rap? That shit is straight fire and I need to blast that shit on my system

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane Před 3 lety +27

      Man, I"m with you. I HATE rap and I want a copy of that.

    • @Pelichus
      @Pelichus Před rokem +6

      YEEESSS

    • @diablomode9236
      @diablomode9236 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Yeah, you right I was watching this video and this song came up and a couple guys at the other table told me to turn that shit up

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 Před měsícem

      ...what the hell are you talking about a "full version" or "current form"? This is the full version. This is it, this is what they made. They don't fucking update it, seriously what do you mean "current version"? There is no other version. It goes hard for like 6 lines, and it's over. You want more, write more and share it with us.

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@DanaTheInsane "man I hate rap but I like this rap." Thanks for telling us you think all rap is the same, IN THE SAME SENTENCE WHERE YOU REALIZED YOU LIKE A RAP SONG, I was craving some cognitive dissonance. Maybe you just **gasp** haven't heard many kinds of rap?

  • @RandomCorvid
    @RandomCorvid Před 3 lety +148

    gotta say, Arin did a real good job voicing Ted, had no idea it was him.

    • @wolftales158
      @wolftales158 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Me neither his accent was so good I had no idea it was him

    • @sirpugsalot6113
      @sirpugsalot6113 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@wolftales158even knowing it’s him I can’t hear it

  • @Aaron-sc1tn
    @Aaron-sc1tn Před 6 lety +1659

    Best Part Is Prison Rap

  • @tryplot
    @tryplot Před 9 lety +2276

    sooo ted bear has the powers of every animal he sees, and is now super buff? looks like we have a new super hero.

    • @boredtodeath55
      @boredtodeath55 Před 9 lety +87

      tryplot Or, you know, Super villain, cuz he's in jail.

    • @The_Nonchalant_Shallot
      @The_Nonchalant_Shallot Před 9 lety +258

      Leon Magnus Super survivor.

    • @xiChewy
      @xiChewy Před 9 lety +51

      Not everyone in jail is guilty

    • @ZombieBrains9876
      @ZombieBrains9876 Před 9 lety +52

      xiChewy i mean he did get caught for public exposure of his buttocks and he stole a wallet

    • @oisinowens7786
      @oisinowens7786 Před 9 lety +17

      tryplot He's basically animal man

  • @breakingmad2645
    @breakingmad2645 Před 4 lety +4076

    Ted Bear: 16M
    Ted Bear 2: 16M
    *Perfectly Balanced. As all things should be*

  • @ValiantSkyRider720
    @ValiantSkyRider720 Před 4 lety +446

    Firing someone just because he refused to injure himself during filming. Some director he is.

    • @IshitonKEWLmembers
      @IshitonKEWLmembers Před 3 lety +39

      @Nate Meehan Not exactly. The boss was already threatening to burn the contract up for simply not eating his penis, before he even assaulted anyone.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 Před 3 lety +16

      The studio is literally named after him, he’d never been fired, just have a bunch of employee quits/firings, but never himself. The director/producer would’ve been reprimanded instead of Ted having to worry about his job.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 Před 3 lety +6

      @Mitsi Grabblerberg Oh fuck? Really? You mean I can’t just burst out of my own fat as a skinny survivalist? Fucking shame, I thought I could... fuck. Thank you, I never realized that a fictional cartoon book made into a fictional short series was fictional, we need more people in this world to state the fucking obvious all the time.

    • @jamesorrell7462
      @jamesorrell7462 Před 3 lety +5

      @@motodog242 someone needs to lighten up...

    • @peepeeman8648
      @peepeeman8648 Před 2 lety +3

      Not only that but why would a company named after him make him sign a contract

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta Před 9 lety +8090

    That's _EXACTLY_ how I want my funeral to go

    • @HiddenDragon555
      @HiddenDragon555 Před 9 lety +115

      CreepsMcPasta When you rise from your cocoon will you reveal your true insectoid or reptilian or whatever form or will you look like a human?

    • @bobbyfish4899
      @bobbyfish4899 Před 9 lety +11

      Wow

    • @jasontester3
      @jasontester3 Před 9 lety +14

      Dude your everywhere!!

    • @SkyFall71
      @SkyFall71 Před 9 lety +1

      :D

    • @nachotank2899
      @nachotank2899 Před 9 lety +1

      Wish dranted

  • @aggimajera
    @aggimajera Před 7 lety +4452

    Ted Bear 3: How to Survive Prison?

    • @E.Bonist
      @E.Bonist Před 7 lety +160

      We all need a third part, man. We do.

    • @jamiepjten
      @jamiepjten Před 7 lety +21

      2ArAt we need part ten

    • @aggimajera
      @aggimajera Před 7 lety +94

      luro caso
      "Prison can be a pretty daunting place, mate. If you want to survive prison, you'll need some real survival skills up your sleeve. And what better place to look... than nature!"
      Hops the prison fence and runs into the woods.

    • @garrettboomgaard1440
      @garrettboomgaard1440 Před 7 lety +27

      Joe A. "Try to keep up!"

    • @gentlemen3678
      @gentlemen3678 Před 7 lety +5

      Joe A. ya good one

  • @rudyh721
    @rudyh721 Před 4 lety +198

    "Now, we're gonna go learn how to use library computers to jack-"
    Ted bear

    • @tigs7774
      @tigs7774 Před 3 lety +4

      i actually don’t think he was going to say jack off maybe jack people credit card or something

  • @SweetieCartoons
    @SweetieCartoons Před 4 lety +233

    I would pay good money for a Ted Bear feature film

  • @gfkxj123
    @gfkxj123 Před 7 lety +1440

    Thunbs up for full Ted Bear Rap

    • @aarontena
      @aarontena Před 7 lety +2

      I wish I could (Im on phone)

    • @aarontena
      @aarontena Před 7 lety +3

      ***** oh, well im using g plus soo

    • @darxis1678
      @darxis1678 Před 7 lety +1

      +TroyRedstone We know that's impossible, btw, i found even a better button for you - The report button

    • @DDG2023
      @DDG2023 Před 7 lety +7

      +Darxis report this: *Nature*! *Drops pants* Flap flap flap flap.
      That'll teach you

    • @mega-vv5gy
      @mega-vv5gy Před 7 lety +4

      ted bera 3

  • @kr6985
    @kr6985 Před 6 lety +1938

    "How to survive dying..."
    "Not die in the first place!"

  • @robloxooferkid4821
    @robloxooferkid4821 Před 4 lety +66

    4:11 IM LAUGHING MY *** OFF 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @savagechewmonster4723
    @savagechewmonster4723 Před 4 lety +40

    I like how he just casually takes the turtle’s shell off like it’s not physically part of its body.

  • @fdrv3184
    @fdrv3184 Před 5 lety +4446

    Ted Bear is definitely by far my favourite
    Character you guys made

  • @ChBrahm
    @ChBrahm Před 9 lety +1009

    2:19 crouching on *Skyrim*

  • @maliknova6063
    @maliknova6063 Před 4 lety +126

    6:30 Who's Ted's ghostwriter, the RZA?

  • @kobeburrito23
    @kobeburrito23 Před 4 lety +54

    “That’s why it’s called a shakey snake”
    Ted Bear 2015

  • @ban6809
    @ban6809 Před 7 lety +2427

    WE WANT TED BEAR 3

    • @cynicalnitro8416
      @cynicalnitro8416 Před 7 lety +34

      WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?!

    • @suvtropics
      @suvtropics Před 7 lety +49

      Cynical Nitro hi this is Ted bear. Today we are gonna learn, how to survive the youtube comment section. *rattles butt*

    • @the100vevo8
      @the100vevo8 Před 7 lety +3

      Ian Nijhof a

    • @TarekHanouno
      @TarekHanouno Před 7 lety +7

      Me tooo i need show you my survive

    • @peasnug4508
      @peasnug4508 Před 7 lety +19

      Lets skip that one and go straight to 4

  • @walrusplaysgames1216
    @walrusplaysgames1216 Před 9 lety +1581

    I NEED A 3RD TED BEAR
    I LOVE THIS

    • @FullMetalCroc
      @FullMetalCroc Před 9 lety +5

      Golden Freddy's Channel Yes, but I guess you could call yourself Fred Bear!I'm sorry! I had to make a joke about Golden Freddy's real name, since I had the opportunity!

    • @shadowkiller0071
      @shadowkiller0071 Před 9 lety +12

      Golden Freddy's Channel FNAF CANCER

    • @gaymanlover
      @gaymanlover Před 9 lety +5

      Golden Freddy's Channel We definitely dont need a 3,000,000th golden fazbear account though.

    • @walrusplaysgames1216
      @walrusplaysgames1216 Před 9 lety

      Daniel West My brother couldent take the hate and left me with this stupid account asa birthday present` without telling me how to change it or how to record

    • @RJtheCoolGuy
      @RJtheCoolGuy Před 9 lety +16

      Golden Freddy's Channel I need a full ted bear rap

  • @MmmReal
    @MmmReal Před 3 lety +16

    6:29
    That rap should be on spotify

  • @XenKenshin
    @XenKenshin Před 4 lety +36

    That ending rap goes as hard as the time Ted Bear is serving.

  • @Philinoxx
    @Philinoxx Před 6 lety +1440

    Ted would make a great superhero with his animal powers 😁

  • @OwariNeko
    @OwariNeko Před 9 lety +3135

    This was one of your greatest pieces, guys! My money was well spent!

    • @thatoneguy609
      @thatoneguy609 Před 9 lety +55

      OwariNeko You spent money on this video?

    • @OwariNeko
      @OwariNeko Před 9 lety +179

      ***** They had a kickstarter to begin making shorts.

    • @thatoneguy609
      @thatoneguy609 Před 9 lety +42

      OwariNeko Oh, I never knew about that.

    • @OwariNeko
      @OwariNeko Před 9 lety +6

      Eniah K Thanks! I corrected it in my original post after your message. :)

    • @thatoneguy609
      @thatoneguy609 Před 9 lety +3

      Griffin kirkpatrick Same for me, that why I didn't know about the Kickstarter.

  • @juliusrey3548
    @juliusrey3548 Před 4 lety +82

    Ted Bear: "The trick to survive death is to simply not die"
    *Guys we did it, death is no more*

  • @mongface2059
    @mongface2059 Před 2 lety +10

    5:44 top 10 saddest scenes in anime

  • @MeowHype
    @MeowHype Před 5 lety +2604

    Ted has to break out with Señor Cleanfist, Harry the Handsome Butcher, and Gun-Man. It has to happen.
    UPDATE: HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

  • @parkerdalberg9033
    @parkerdalberg9033 Před 8 lety +1430

    Ted Bear 3

  • @ceceliakittyface5301
    @ceceliakittyface5301 Před 3 lety +15

    I can’t believe Arin voiced him and I didn’t know it

  • @expertxx9923
    @expertxx9923 Před 4 lety +39

    Jesus christ this is 5 years old?!
    *ALREADY?!*
    Damn I remember the day this came out I was like "Aw sweet" and clicked immediately

  • @Raulin22G
    @Raulin22G Před 7 lety +620

    Ted bear should get his own mini series

  • @kiaopoorman8140
    @kiaopoorman8140 Před 6 lety +707

    "Look at this snakes rattle, and how it shakes when threaten,that's why it's called a shaky snake" I lost it😂

  • @confidant7804
    @confidant7804 Před 4 lety +8

    6:29

  • @sadae1224
    @sadae1224 Před 4 lety +23

    2:55
    Me: exposed how those youtube allow this

  • @klodlthebottle
    @klodlthebottle Před 5 lety +1267

    Ted bear rap full version pls?

  • @jeffreygtr2451
    @jeffreygtr2451 Před 6 lety +682

    The song at the end was awesome

    • @themanandyhimself671
      @themanandyhimself671 Před 6 lety +14

      the song at the end( 1 HOUR VERSION) - czcams.com/video/46zlWYUz3l0/video.html

    • @singlecellll
      @singlecellll Před 5 lety +2

      I NEED IT!!

    • @talkingsliver3947
      @talkingsliver3947 Před 5 lety

      It was cool

    • @pastrypanda2446
      @pastrypanda2446 Před 5 lety +3

      Heres the lyrics yw:
      Ugh,
      Nature,
      Yeah,
      Im straight barricuda,
      Pug with a new bone,
      Thug with a fanny pack,
      Slug with a foot long,
      Goddanm platipus,
      I dont give a fuck,
      Steer on my tail,
      At 40 foot nuts,
      Cuz this is nature,
      I was born to survive,
      Im hurricane 10,
      Im catigory 5,
      Also known as the dung beetle,
      Running this shit,
      Piss in my river,
      Get a fish up in yo dick,
      Yeah, deathbed in this motherfucker,
      Goddanm!

    • @Chris-pp2xb
      @Chris-pp2xb Před 5 lety

      Kai you don’t know the lyrics lol

  • @gambino1881
    @gambino1881 Před 4 lety +82

    Who else came here after seeing 4:11 in one of the WWlll Memes 😂

  • @r.fletch0016
    @r.fletch0016 Před 2 lety +5

    HES BACK

  • @yiggyna1938
    @yiggyna1938 Před 7 lety +363

    Ted bear becomes the villain in the next "Too many superheroes" episode

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 Před 6 lety +1

      Spinach Boy he is not a villan, he wants to survive

    • @doktorj4k4lkee
      @doktorj4k4lkee Před 6 lety +1

      Spinach Boy we have Harry the Handsome (insert occupation) Mr. CLEAN, and that random superhero that turned villain after a couple of kids asked what he gets payed and TED BEAR

    • @santiagoortiz3835
      @santiagoortiz3835 Před 6 lety

      Spinach Boo

  • @mrpiggyjelly
    @mrpiggyjelly Před 9 lety +380

    This episode was truly a masterpiece.

    • @bsgaming2788
      @bsgaming2788 Před 9 lety

      mrpiggyjelly did you get the ref. between bear grylls (man vs wild) and ted 2?

    • @mrpiggyjelly
      @mrpiggyjelly Před 9 lety +1

      BS Gaming I did

    • @bsgaming2788
      @bsgaming2788 Před 9 lety

      mrpiggyjelly:D

    • @memberberries9673
      @memberberries9673 Před 9 lety

      2:55 was some nice hentai/tentacle porn

    • @indigo.s
      @indigo.s Před 9 lety +2

      mrpiggyjelly One of the best C&H episodes ever.

  • @martanek1082
    @martanek1082 Před 2 lety +6

    Now we re back with Ted Bear prisonbreak 😁♥️ after 6 years

  • @YTIsRanByFeds
    @YTIsRanByFeds Před 2 lety +6

    “Did someone say, surVival?”

  • @7thwave_
    @7thwave_ Před 8 lety +239

    6:42 WHAT.. THE... FUCK...

  • @nokococoa5045
    @nokococoa5045 Před 5 lety +827

    5:02
    We all have to agree that Arin Hansen was the best voice acter ever for Ted Bear!

  • @hello.3963
    @hello.3963 Před 3 lety +11

    why does this pop up in my recommended 5 YEARS LATER

  • @Bagelsareoverrated4221
    @Bagelsareoverrated4221 Před rokem +9

    I'm not kidding when I say Ted Bear is one of the funniest characters I've ever seen

  • @tropicalcookie4805
    @tropicalcookie4805 Před 6 lety +308

    XD That ending was pretty sick tho.

  • @nooruddinimad
    @nooruddinimad Před 5 lety +479

    Love the ending song. So epic.

  • @callmerobinhood3516
    @callmerobinhood3516 Před 4 lety +19

    1:02 the car just drove through the camera man

  • @fionnbarrcasey5247
    @fionnbarrcasey5247 Před 4 lety +10

    4:28
    ... how in the f**k is it NOT about him?!? Lol

  • @sifsmith6561
    @sifsmith6561 Před 7 lety +460

    TEB BEAR 3, LET'S GO!

  • @roberthoward9839
    @roberthoward9839 Před 5 lety +28

    3:04 It was at that moment he knew he f***** up

  • @dufat6495
    @dufat6495 Před 2 lety +4

    Ted is ripped now

  • @lordasher6293
    @lordasher6293 Před 3 lety +17

    1:20 wft in the red car is the kid driving?!?!

  • @c0nsum3d24
    @c0nsum3d24 Před 6 lety +159

    The snake part when he was in his underwear had me dying!

    • @vov5776
      @vov5776 Před 5 lety

      Theres snake in my boot? More like Theres a snake in my butt .3

  • @iKryptxcz
    @iKryptxcz Před 7 lety +100

    Everybody do the "Shaky Snake"

  • @96racco
    @96racco Před 2 lety +7

    And just like clockwork, our Explosm God's delivered Ted Bear 3 today.
    Such a long journey

  • @youshouldkaywhyessNOW
    @youshouldkaywhyessNOW Před 5 lety +11

    6:53
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO,OLOLOLOLOL
    hilarious

  • @ethanbrown3176
    @ethanbrown3176 Před 5 lety +207

    Have issues paying rent or just getting food... Do a crime! -Ted bear

  • @thegaminggodgames2439
    @thegaminggodgames2439 Před 7 lety +228

    imagine if hiding in your shirt actually worked

  • @dbzgotmadness
    @dbzgotmadness Před 3 lety +6

    Ted Bear is the Ben 10 of the Cyanide Universe

  • @notamogusmemesgamerisnotme3846

    I love when he says " cuz this is nature I was born to survive I'm hurricane Ted I'm category 5"

  • @MrDekemite
    @MrDekemite Před 5 lety +21

    4:16 pufferfish

  • @haileyelliott1080
    @haileyelliott1080 Před 6 lety +263

    those slugs were gettin it 😂

  • @gracesaltacc2351
    @gracesaltacc2351 Před 4 lety +7

    1:33 my favourite bit of all XD

  • @dbffreeman964
    @dbffreeman964 Před 2 lety +9

    You ever seen a goldfish shit

  • @TheTintedHalo
    @TheTintedHalo Před 8 lety +1314

    I've been watching Egoraptor and Game Grumps for years now, along with the first Ted Bear, and I never knew Arin voiced Ted... Wow...

  • @zeebra901
    @zeebra901 Před 9 lety +1031

    this made my year

    • @Teagle
      @Teagle Před 9 lety +1

      No

    • @morro190
      @morro190 Před 9 lety

      ***** I want you inside me now.

    • @BuaFULL
      @BuaFULL Před 9 lety

      morro190 No, U don't.

    • @floringheciu55
      @floringheciu55 Před 9 lety

      morro190 that was smooth as a plane in 9/11

    • @m4ssee
      @m4ssee Před 9 lety

      zeebra901
      this made my ear

  • @haiku2116
    @haiku2116 Před 2 lety +3

    And after 6 years, he has returned

  • @andrewleyton6689
    @andrewleyton6689 Před 2 lety +5

    who came back after his aparition on escape the prison break

  • @PremiumCheeses
    @PremiumCheeses Před 7 lety +165

    I tried the *shaking when threatened* thing when my teacher came to collect our tests.

  • @thcemen619
    @thcemen619 Před 5 lety +218

    6:21 had me dying till 6:26

  • @youngvortez
    @youngvortez Před 2 lety +3

    HES BACKKKKKKKK

  • @jacobwalsh1478
    @jacobwalsh1478 Před rokem +4

    This sequel is always worth coming back to

  • @michsky
    @michsky Před 7 lety +813

    that rap though.. too bad it's just 30 sec...

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe Před 7 lety +15

      40 foot nuts? 😳

    • @sidedobject
      @sidedobject Před 7 lety +5

      yeah

    • @333panda
      @333panda Před 7 lety +17

      Michsky the rap said" and a huge DICK"

    • @white_warrior465
      @white_warrior465 Před 7 lety +23

      Michsky we need to ask them if they can make a full version of that song and release it

    • @caramelonade5449
      @caramelonade5449 Před 6 lety +3

      I loved the last Michsky😁😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Slenderman.
    @Slenderman. Před 9 lety +553

    He could've just hidden in his shirt and be completely invisible.

    • @IMROFLO
      @IMROFLO Před 9 lety +17

      Slenderman He wasnt wearing a shirt

    • @Slenderman.
      @Slenderman. Před 9 lety +10

      He could've took off and flew away... he was a flying squirrel, so it could've happened

    • @IMROFLO
      @IMROFLO Před 9 lety +24

      Slenderman Flying Squirrels would need to jump of of something high up, cos they can only glide.

    • @Slenderman.
      @Slenderman. Před 9 lety +8

      He could've flown like a bird is what i'm saying. Not like a flying squirrel

    • @IMROFLO
      @IMROFLO Před 9 lety +3

      Slenderman Tru

  • @LargeSarge23
    @LargeSarge23 Před 3 lety +4

    Let’s all agree that Ted bear is the best survivalist ever

  • @Arthurzeiro
    @Arthurzeiro Před 2 lety +3

    That rap lasts for 30s and stays with you for years.

  • @houkou1
    @houkou1 Před 9 lety +790

    Why didn't he just eat it and regrow it. He has the powers of all the other animals.

    • @houkou1
      @houkou1 Před 9 lety +130

      xXDJLEE02Xx Well it seems me and you have two very different definitions of a good time.

    • @effkanurr
      @effkanurr Před 9 lety

      xXDJLEE02Xx is that even possible?

    • @effkanurr
      @effkanurr Před 9 lety +8

      Phoenix Wright HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

    • @RejectReef
      @RejectReef Před 9 lety +9

      effkanurr any straight man will eventually try to suck his own dick.

    • @effkanurr
      @effkanurr Před 9 lety +2

      Phoenix Wright uh not me im not GAY

  • @utryping
    @utryping Před 8 lety +148

    shrimpin ain't easy in this Barbie world
    props for that one

    • @alexfosberg8365
      @alexfosberg8365 Před 8 lety

      bro where did you get that pic xD

    • @yylee123456
      @yylee123456 Před 8 lety

      She's Shino from Sao if you are wondering who she is, probably from a doujin or hentai gallery

    • @highintlowwis6580
      @highintlowwis6580 Před 8 lety

      +yylee123456 You sure it's not Sinon?

    • @utryping
      @utryping Před 8 lety

      +Thomas Lheureux same person
      soz for spoilers maybe

    • @lovis8280
      @lovis8280 Před 8 lety

      your pic °v°

  • @vergethesaucegod909
    @vergethesaucegod909 Před rokem +2

    That song is so hard

  • @wetod4794
    @wetod4794 Před 2 lety +2

    A new boss approaches
    Ted Bear
    *Nature guardian*

  • @janikivela9010
    @janikivela9010 Před 5 lety +128

    Now that beginning is an actual plot twist

  • @ripperi0s727
    @ripperi0s727 Před 7 lety +112

    That rap in the end was dope

  • @jjy7336
    @jjy7336 Před 2 lety +5

    have you ever see goldfish shit?

  • @BlueEyedFrost
    @BlueEyedFrost Před rokem +1

    6:29 is when the fire ass rap starts

  • @Michael-rb1ej
    @Michael-rb1ej Před 7 lety +173

    the rap at the end its epic GODDAM

    • @Adarshkumar-ws9xn
      @Adarshkumar-ws9xn Před 7 lety +6

      squid time55 yeah deadpool soundtrack

    • @Michael-rb1ej
      @Michael-rb1ej Před 7 lety +1

      Adarsh kumar thanks

    • @cetzar
      @cetzar Před 7 lety +5

      This are the lyrics:
      UHH... NATURE...: DAMN... I'm straight barracuda, pug with a new bone, thug with a fanny pack, slug with a foot long, goddamn platypus, I don't give a fuck, stinger on my tail and 40 foot nuts, CAUSE THIS IS NATURE I WAS BORN TO SURVIVE I'M HURRICANE TED, I'M CATEGORY 5, ALSO KNOWN AS THE DUNG BEETLE RUNNING THIS SHIT, PISS IN MY RIVER GET A FISH UP ON YOUR DICK, uh, yeah, Ted bear in this motherfucker, god damn.

    • @TheMrMister
      @TheMrMister Před 7 lety +16

      It's awsome because they parodied the song before Deadpool even made it wildly popular

    • @Michael-rb1ej
      @Michael-rb1ej Před 7 lety

      Mr. Mister exactly

  • @Paine981
    @Paine981 Před 9 lety +355

    Please. Please I need that full song. It is the best one I've listened to for a long time. God damn it.

  • @dusansamardzic250
    @dusansamardzic250 Před 2 lety +3

    Who is here after "clean escape episode 2"? Omg i can not believe that 6 years have passed without ted bear 😢😢😢

  • @mr_lumberjack6733
    @mr_lumberjack6733 Před 2 lety +2

    6:19 kills me XD

  • @thenthapple
    @thenthapple Před 9 lety +266

    That Tortoise had some quer balance

    • @penta_novae
      @penta_novae Před 9 lety +4

      thenthapple YOU'RE HERE! I love your stuff, man! Keep up the good work and have a good one!

    • @scarlettvulpes7853
      @scarlettvulpes7853 Před 9 lety +2

      He's one smart fox

    • @sparkman609
      @sparkman609 Před 9 lety +4

      thenthapple woop, fallout 4 announcement in june hopefully

    • @EyeofAthena
      @EyeofAthena Před 9 lety

      Hey Apple! Was good?

    • @thenthapple
      @thenthapple Před 9 lety

      Steven Fenix plz god

  • @millionbadger7918
    @millionbadger7918 Před 6 lety +534

    Why hasn't anyone commented on the part where ted instinctively "becomes a shakesnake"😂

  • @hecker4834
    @hecker4834 Před rokem +2

    Favorite part the prison montage

  • @guldi3
    @guldi3 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love Ted Bear. The entire idea and delivery are just genius and i'm having a grand time whenever he shows up. :)

  • @jackbotman
    @jackbotman Před 8 lety +393

    No slugs were harmed in the making of this film

    • @angelzavala2254
      @angelzavala2254 Před 8 lety +25

      thank god

    • @SnailBussy
      @SnailBussy Před 7 lety

      But there was a sex scene

    • @jackbotman
      @jackbotman Před 7 lety

      The Wizard Assassin Actors, it was fake

    • @Nojical
      @Nojical Před 7 lety +2

      Little do you realize, this was a video the whole time >:D

    • @isnow20gt41
      @isnow20gt41 Před 7 lety

      +TED BEH OMG HI TED BEAR IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

  • @fritzl4214
    @fritzl4214 Před 9 lety +151

    That was fantASStic!

  • @kahiruo
    @kahiruo Před 3 lety +2

    *"Congrats! You unlocked the jail chad ending!"*

  • @Gary_Johnson
    @Gary_Johnson Před 2 lety +3

    Revisiting this, there were so many jokes I didn't get as a kid. It's like a new video now