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[@Ebon_Sean]

Okay, let's face it. The rattlesnake tactic is the LAST defense mechanism you'd want to try in a prison shower.....

[@marcosmayes3033]

Oh God 0_0
True dat...

[@dutchquadgaming]

Or drop the soap

[@ObsessedMGirl]

i21meerkat First thing that came into my mind when he was doing that. I dont really think its a tactic to try.

[@triggerhappy7206]

Señor Clean-F....

[@mrfreezeyourgirl]

i21meerkat you mean shakeysnake

[@bruhmomento3151]

Ted Bear: "The trick to survive death is to simply not die."
*DEATH RATE DROPS TO 0%*

[@alsoban9000]

Lmao

[@humanperson8453]

Wait you can prevent a fatal heart attack?

[@alsoban9000]

Yup

[@alsoban9000]

With cancer

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

We did it boys, Dying is no more

[@Raynedog00]

Can we PLEASE get either a full version or at least release the current form of the Ted Bear rap? That shit is straight fire and I need to blast that shit on my system

[@DanaTheInsane]

Man, I"m with you. I HATE rap and I want a copy of that.

[@Pelichus]

YEEESSS

[@diablomode9236]

Yeah, you right I was watching this video and this song came up and a couple guys at the other table told me to turn that shit up

[@joshyoung1440]

...what the hell are you talking about a "full version" or "current form"? This is the full version. This is it, this is what they made. They don't fucking update it, seriously what do you mean "current version"? There is no other version. It goes hard for like 6 lines, and it's over. You want more, write more and share it with us.

[@joshyoung1440]

​@@DanaTheInsane "man I hate rap but I like this rap." Thanks for telling us you think all rap is the same, IN THE SAME SENTENCE WHERE YOU REALIZED YOU LIKE A RAP SONG, I was craving some cognitive dissonance. Maybe you just **gasp** haven't heard many kinds of rap?

[@RandomCorvid]

gotta say, Arin did a real good job voicing Ted, had no idea it was him.

[@wolftales158]

Me neither his accent was so good I had no idea it was him

[@sirpugsalot6113]

@@wolftales158even knowing it’s him I can’t hear it

[@Aaron-sc1tn]

Best Part Is Prison Rap

[@donovanroundtree524]

I agree

[@m_4_rc]

Do you know where this is from? Who wrote this Song?

[@kevingaminggt7697]

Aaron the guards🤣

[@xxxmegalodonxxx8543]

Aaron u mean prison fap
?

[@Willyracoon-vn2qq]

Damb right

[@tryplot]

sooo ted bear has the powers of every animal he sees, and is now super buff? looks like we have a new super hero.

[@boredtodeath55]

tryplot Or, you know, Super villain, cuz he's in jail.

[@The_Nonchalant_Shallot]

Leon Magnus Super survivor.

[@xiChewy]

Not everyone in jail is guilty

[@ZombieBrains9876]

xiChewy i mean he did get caught for public exposure of his buttocks and he stole a wallet

[@oisinowens7786]

tryplot He's basically animal man

[@breakingmad2645]

Ted Bear: 16M
Ted Bear 2: 16M
*Perfectly Balanced. As all things should be*

[@theproguy1827]

*Avengers Theme Plays*

[@theproguy1827]

@SqueakerPlays ...

[@foxipep1766]

Thats why thanos snaped bruh

[@dougymoney379]

Ted Bear 1 is 17M now

[@loweffortusername3419]

*Ted Bear 1 gets 17M*
*Balanced Disrupted.*

[@ValiantSkyRider720]

Firing someone just because he refused to injure himself during filming. Some director he is.

[@IshitonKEWLmembers]

@Nate Meehan Not exactly. The boss was already threatening to burn the contract up for simply not eating his penis, before he even assaulted anyone.

[@motodog242]

The studio is literally named after him, he’d never been fired, just have a bunch of employee quits/firings, but never himself. The director/producer would’ve been reprimanded instead of Ted having to worry about his job.

[@motodog242]

@Mitsi Grabblerberg Oh fuck? Really? You mean I can’t just burst out of my own fat as a skinny survivalist? Fucking shame, I thought I could... fuck. Thank you, I never realized that a fictional cartoon book made into a fictional short series was fictional, we need more people in this world to state the fucking obvious all the time.

[@jamesorrell7462]

@@motodog242 someone needs to lighten up...

[@peepeeman8648]

Not only that but why would a company named after him make him sign a contract

[@CreepsMcPasta]

That's _EXACTLY_ how I want my funeral to go

[@HiddenDragon555]

CreepsMcPasta When you rise from your cocoon will you reveal your true insectoid or reptilian or whatever form or will you look like a human?

[@bobbyfish4899]

Wow

[@jasontester3]

Dude your everywhere!!

[@SkyFall71]

:D

[@nachotank2899]

Wish dranted

[@aggimajera]

Ted Bear 3: How to Survive Prison?

[@E.Bonist]

We all need a third part, man. We do.

[@jamiepjten]

2ArAt we need part ten

[@aggimajera]

luro caso
"Prison can be a pretty daunting place, mate. If you want to survive prison, you'll need some real survival skills up your sleeve. And what better place to look... than nature!"
Hops the prison fence and runs into the woods.

[@garrettboomgaard1440]

Joe A. "Try to keep up!"

[@gentlemen3678]

Joe A. ya good one

[@rudyh721]

"Now, we're gonna go learn how to use library computers to jack-"
Ted bear

[@tigs7774]

i actually don’t think he was going to say jack off maybe jack people credit card or something

[@SweetieCartoons]

I would pay good money for a Ted Bear feature film

[@nikto7297]

W a i t

[@I_killed_that_beard_guy]

W a i t

[@gfkxj123]

Thunbs up for full Ted Bear Rap

[@aarontena]

I wish I could (Im on phone)

[@aarontena]

***** oh, well im using g plus soo

[@darxis1678]

+TroyRedstone We know that's impossible, btw, i found even a better button for you - The report button

[@DDG2023]

+Darxis report this: *Nature*! *Drops pants* Flap flap flap flap.
That'll teach you

[@mega-vv5gy]

ted bera 3

[@kr6985]

"How to survive dying..."
"Not die in the first place!"

[@loganfarley129]

genius

[@jiminiepabo95]

Kyla Reid exactly

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Can’t argue with that logic

[@sethnewport1187]

Kyla Reid just genius

[@OkgoodGrief]

Kyla Reid is THAT your real name

[@robloxooferkid4821]

4:11 IM LAUGHING MY *** OFF 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@savagechewmonster4723]

I like how he just casually takes the turtle’s shell off like it’s not physically part of its body.

[@fdrv3184]

Ted Bear is definitely by far my favourite
Character you guys made

[@xsniperboss7820]

Federer V.H. I can agree lol

[@adelaida5019]

Same

[@weborepe]

And he is voiced by Arin Hanson

[@thehater48]

Same

[@josephpritzl4738]

Or harry the handsome butcher!

[@ChBrahm]

2:19 crouching on *Skyrim*

[@huhhmm4651]

So true..

[@46zenmaster]

ChBrahm i used to crouch, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[@ImJustWantToComment]

ChBrahm 6:06 best part XD

[@lukasdane3650]

46zenmaster you made my day ,bro

[@swordsmancs]

ChBrahm I was gonna say that XD

[@maliknova6063]

6:30 Who's Ted's ghostwriter, the RZA?

[@f4andrew7]

Qtip

[@kobeburrito23]

“That’s why it’s called a shakey snake”
Ted Bear 2015

[@ban6809]

WE WANT TED BEAR 3

[@cynicalnitro8416]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?!

[@suvtropics]

Cynical Nitro hi this is Ted bear. Today we are gonna learn, how to survive the youtube comment section. *rattles butt*

[@the100vevo8]

Ian Nijhof a

[@TarekHanouno]

Me tooo i need show you my survive

[@peasnug4508]

Lets skip that one and go straight to 4

[@Philinoxx]

Ted would make a great superhero with his animal powers 😁

[@Juggalee1979]

Scared Robin Animal Man already exists in DC.

[@nohappyplace5147]

Stop smiling

[@nuggetgirl8534]

@Benjamin Joshua Beggs ..

[@ryanmcnabb4391]

try to keep up

[@river737]

Beast boy, the old one not the new one, the new one sucks

[@MmmReal]

6:29
That rap should be on spotify

[@XenKenshin]

That ending rap goes as hard as the time Ted Bear is serving.

[@walrusplaysgames1216]

I NEED A 3RD TED BEAR
I LOVE THIS

[@FullMetalCroc]

Golden Freddy's Channel Yes, but I guess you could call yourself Fred Bear!I'm sorry! I had to make a joke about Golden Freddy's real name, since I had the opportunity!

[@shadowkiller0071]

Golden Freddy's Channel FNAF CANCER

[@gaymanlover]

Golden Freddy's Channel We definitely dont need a 3,000,000th golden fazbear account though.

[@walrusplaysgames1216]

Daniel West My brother couldent take the hate and left me with this stupid account asa birthday present` without telling me how to change it or how to record

[@RJtheCoolGuy]

Golden Freddy's Channel I need a full ted bear rap

[@OwariNeko]

This was one of your greatest pieces, guys! My money was well spent!

[@thatoneguy609]

OwariNeko You spent money on this video?

[@OwariNeko]

***** They had a kickstarter to begin making shorts.

[@thatoneguy609]

OwariNeko Oh, I never knew about that.

[@OwariNeko]

Eniah K Thanks! I corrected it in my original post after your message. :)

[@thatoneguy609]

Griffin kirkpatrick Same for me, that why I didn't know about the Kickstarter.

[@juliusrey3548]

Ted Bear: "The trick to survive death is to simply not die"
*Guys we did it, death is no more*

[@mongface2059]

5:44 top 10 saddest scenes in anime

[@MeowHype]

Ted has to break out with Señor Cleanfist, Harry the Handsome Butcher, and Gun-Man. It has to happen.
UPDATE: HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

[@MicroTwenty]

Dont forget about sad larry

[@jahovah2979]

And Big hug Bill

[@jacksonmitton999]

Now that's a REAL prison breakout

[@SausageRollEnjoyer]

Zer0 Pyr0 and teolley tom

[@mohitbakshe8951]

Not to forget about the purple shirted eye stabber 💜🤔👁️

[@parkerdalberg9033]

Ted Bear 3

[@parkerdalberg9033]

pls

[@LuisA-ut2qd]

+Parker Dalberg Ted Bear 3: Prison Survival

[@tygrundy8422]

no idea but it will work

[@Isaac-sr7vz]

+Parker Dalberg Yes

[@Adontheimperfectionist]

+Hunter Oblivian yea nigga

[@ceceliakittyface5301]

I can’t believe Arin voiced him and I didn’t know it

[@expertxx9923]

Jesus christ this is 5 years old?!
*ALREADY?!*
Damn I remember the day this came out I was like "Aw sweet" and clicked immediately

[@Raulin22G]

Ted bear should get his own mini series

[@cry0583]

I agree with you

[@patientzero3943]

Raul Genao yea Ted bear should be a ninny series

[@cameronmarshall6723]

Raulin 22G true

[@kiaopoorman8140]

"Look at this snakes rattle, and how it shakes when threaten,that's why it's called a shaky snake" I lost it😂

[@ML-zw3yt]

😂

[@walterwhite5812]

kiao poorman sane lmao 😂

[@confidant7804]

6:29

[@nikto7297]

Our repeat button

[@sadae1224]

2:55
Me: exposed how those youtube allow this

[@klodlthebottle]

Ted bear rap full version pls?

[@apolinarherrera2719]

Yea

[@painwithoutsuffering]

Was that Arin too?

[@vincentrusso4097]

Yessssssss!

[@internettroll1344]

Yup

[@wassupdudes836]

Yes we want continue rap it cool

[@jeffreygtr2451]

The song at the end was awesome

[@themanandyhimself671]

the song at the end( 1 HOUR VERSION) - czcams.com/video/46zlWYUz3l0/video.html

[@singlecellll]

I NEED IT!!

[@talkingsliver3947]

It was cool

[@pastrypanda2446]

Heres the lyrics yw:
Ugh,
Nature,
Yeah,
Im straight barricuda,
Pug with a new bone,
Thug with a fanny pack,
Slug with a foot long,
Goddanm platipus,
I dont give a fuck,
Steer on my tail,
At 40 foot nuts,
Cuz this is nature,
I was born to survive,
Im hurricane 10,
Im catigory 5,
Also known as the dung beetle,
Running this shit,
Piss in my river,
Get a fish up in yo dick,
Yeah, deathbed in this motherfucker,
Goddanm!

[@Chris-pp2xb]

Kai you don’t know the lyrics lol

[@gambino1881]

Who else came here after seeing 4:11 in one of the WWlll Memes 😂

[@overtime3137]

Gambino 🙋🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@ncrranger7652]

@isthisdylan z

[@FredJD]

No

[@TheAllMightyGodofCod]

No

[@r.fletch0016]

HES BACK

[@yiggyna1938]

Ted bear becomes the villain in the next "Too many superheroes" episode

[@alilweeb7684]

Spinach Boy he is not a villan, he wants to survive

[@doktorj4k4lkee]

Spinach Boy we have Harry the Handsome (insert occupation) Mr. CLEAN, and that random superhero that turned villain after a couple of kids asked what he gets payed and TED BEAR

[@santiagoortiz3835]

Spinach Boo

[@mrpiggyjelly]

This episode was truly a masterpiece.

[@bsgaming2788]

mrpiggyjelly did you get the ref. between bear grylls (man vs wild) and ted 2?

[@mrpiggyjelly]

BS Gaming I did

[@bsgaming2788]

mrpiggyjelly:D

[@memberberries9673]

2:55 was some nice hentai/tentacle porn

[@indigo.s]

mrpiggyjelly One of the best C&H episodes ever.

[@martanek1082]

Now we re back with Ted Bear prisonbreak 😁♥️ after 6 years

[@YTIsRanByFeds]

“Did someone say, surVival?”

[@7thwave_]

6:42 WHAT.. THE... FUCK...

[@4-U-CITYGIRL]

In prison you do what you gotta do.

[@mrteabagger6151]

+Killer Memestar like backstabbing your m8s?

[@hackhdgio5366]

yeah wtf

[@MrDextroll]

don't forget his 40 ft nuts

[@7thwave_]

+johny1220 who mans is this gimme your ring

[@nokococoa5045]

5:02
We all have to agree that Arin Hansen was the best voice acter ever for Ted Bear!

[@horsyswillkill]

he voiced every ted bear skit man

[@cswzrhe5398]

Definitely

[@vizthex]

shit that was Arin?!

[@pooberyt8093]

*Hanson

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

Excuse me *WHAAAAAAAAAA-*

[@hello.3963]

why does this pop up in my recommended 5 YEARS LATER

[@Bagelsareoverrated4221]

I'm not kidding when I say Ted Bear is one of the funniest characters I've ever seen

[@tropicalcookie4805]

XD That ending was pretty sick tho.

[@mycompaqlaptop8773]

yeah pretty astonishing isn't it

[@SiNKarnage]

@@mycompaqlaptop8773 Dont you mean ASSTONISHING

[@nooruddinimad]

Love the ending song. So epic.

[@ntxoothoj2858]

6:29

[@DiamondBlocks-yx4yb]

It’s a parody of Dmx’s X gon give it tobya

[@DiamondBlocks-yx4yb]

To ya*

[@TBomb85]

@@DiamondBlocks-yx4yb 🤔 no it's not

[@DiamondBlocks-yx4yb]

Atoopen yes it is. You’re probably to young know the song

[@callmerobinhood3516]

1:02 the car just drove through the camera man

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

4:28
... how in the f**k is it NOT about him?!? Lol

[@sifsmith6561]

TEB BEAR 3, LET'S GO!

[@Leorb_907]

Sif Smith TED BEAR 3 WOOHOOO

[@flexpandapud6840]

Bidoof Is boss ted bear 3 where

[@indigo0529]

Sif Smith April fools

[@roberthoward9839]

3:04 It was at that moment he knew he f***** up

[@dufat6495]

Ted is ripped now

[@lordasher6293]

1:20 wft in the red car is the kid driving?!?!

[@c0nsum3d24]

The snake part when he was in his underwear had me dying!

[@vov5776]

Theres snake in my boot? More like Theres a snake in my butt .3

[@iKryptxcz]

Everybody do the "Shaky Snake"

[@96racco]

And just like clockwork, our Explosm God's delivered Ted Bear 3 today.
Such a long journey

[@youshouldkaywhyessNOW]

6:53
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO,OLOLOLOLOL
hilarious

[@ethanbrown3176]

Have issues paying rent or just getting food... Do a crime! -Ted bear

[@thegaminggodgames2439]

imagine if hiding in your shirt actually worked

[@amberbaker528]

The gaming god games 243 would save black people

[@futurepresidenthernandez2564]

Amber Baker 😑😑😑😂😂😂

[@LocalizedGhosts]

That's what I said to my brother. 😂

[@vetixodash6375]

Pull a bank heist and just side

[@LocalizedGhosts]

Amber Baker is my name WHO STOLE MY NAME

[@dbzgotmadness]

Ted Bear is the Ben 10 of the Cyanide Universe

[@notamogusmemesgamerisnotme3846]

I love when he says " cuz this is nature I was born to survive I'm hurricane Ted I'm category 5"

[@MrDekemite]

4:16 pufferfish

[@haileyelliott1080]

those slugs were gettin it 😂

[@385ers3]

Hailey Elliott like your tongue

[@jacobj1517]

Hailey Elliott damn girl your fine

[@patricksavagestar1736]

@@jacobj1517 virgin

[@jacobj1517]

Matt Blair virgins are always the best

[@patricksavagestar1736]

@@jacobj1517 use the Shakey Snake tactic in the bed. It's great.

[@gracesaltacc2351]

1:33 my favourite bit of all XD

[@dbffreeman964]

You ever seen a goldfish shit

[@TheTintedHalo]

I've been watching Egoraptor and Game Grumps for years now, along with the first Ted Bear, and I never knew Arin voiced Ted... Wow...

[@ermweezer]

I JUST FUCKING LEARNED THIS TODAY WOW

[@ashkechum101]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT OMG FANBOY OVERLOAD

[@anniewaterman4479]

holy shit i just came

[@esporseen]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[@Kazuzi3]

Same here. I just saw that today.

[@zeebra901]

this made my year

[@Teagle]

No

[@morro190]

***** I want you inside me now.

[@BuaFULL]

morro190 No, U don't.

[@floringheciu55]

morro190 that was smooth as a plane in 9/11

[@m4ssee]

zeebra901
this made my ear

[@haiku2116]

And after 6 years, he has returned

[@youngvortez]

HES BACKKKKKKKK

[@PremiumCheeses]

I tried the *shaking when threatened* thing when my teacher came to collect our tests.

[@dreamponiard]

Did it work ?

[@imhere1232]

Confused Squirrel for me it did

[@thcemen619]

6:21 had me dying till 6:26

[@dededethesuperstarwarrior]

@@abiubunifu8308 Because it only had him dying until 6:26, he was okay afterwards.

[@tanujkumar1576]

@@dededethesuperstarwarrior Touché

[@B58-Minecraft]

@@dededethesuperstarwarrior that makes sense now.

[@FreedomIsPain1]

True, so true….

[@andrewleyton6689]

who came back after his aparition on escape the prison break

[@jacobwalsh1478]

This sequel is always worth coming back to

[@michsky]

that rap though.. too bad it's just 30 sec...

[@Wavemaninawe]

40 foot nuts? 😳

[@sidedobject]

yeah

[@333panda]

Michsky the rap said" and a huge DICK"

[@white_warrior465]

Michsky we need to ask them if they can make a full version of that song and release it

[@caramelonade5449]

I loved the last Michsky😁😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍

[@Slenderman.]

He could've just hidden in his shirt and be completely invisible.

[@IMROFLO]

Slenderman He wasnt wearing a shirt

[@Slenderman.]

He could've took off and flew away... he was a flying squirrel, so it could've happened

[@IMROFLO]

Slenderman Flying Squirrels would need to jump of of something high up, cos they can only glide.

[@Slenderman.]

He could've flown like a bird is what i'm saying. Not like a flying squirrel

[@IMROFLO]

Slenderman Tru

[@LargeSarge23]

Let’s all agree that Ted bear is the best survivalist ever

[@Arthurzeiro]

That rap lasts for 30s and stays with you for years.

[@houkou1]

Why didn't he just eat it and regrow it. He has the powers of all the other animals.

[@houkou1]

xXDJLEE02Xx Well it seems me and you have two very different definitions of a good time.

[@effkanurr]

xXDJLEE02Xx is that even possible?

[@effkanurr]

Phoenix Wright HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[@RejectReef]

effkanurr any straight man will eventually try to suck his own dick.

[@effkanurr]

Phoenix Wright uh not me im not GAY

[@janikivela9010]

Now that beginning is an actual plot twist

[@vergethesaucegod909]

That song is so hard

[@wetod4794]

A new boss approaches
Ted Bear
*Nature guardian*

[@ripperi0s727]

That rap in the end was dope

[@Paine981]

Please. Please I need that full song. It is the best one I've listened to for a long time. God damn it.

[@elkatronas]

Paine Uchiha need. da. song. now.

[@Paine981]

This is probably one of the best rap songs since Get Low :D

[@elkatronas]

Yes :D

[@ScottParkervstheWorld]

"Ugh! Ted Bear in this mother fucker! Goddamn!"

[@jelleversteeg9706]

Paine Uchiha You're kidding right?

[@DarthTwilight]

Ever since this, every rattlesnake I encounter is a shaky snake.

[@BlueEyedFrost]

6:29 is when the fire ass rap starts

[@utryping]

shrimpin ain't easy in this Barbie world
props for that one

[@alexfosberg8365]

bro where did you get that pic xD

[@yylee123456]

She's Shino from Sao if you are wondering who she is, probably from a doujin or hentai gallery

[@highintlowwis6580]

+yylee123456 You sure it's not Sinon?

[@utryping]

+Thomas Lheureux same person
soz for spoilers maybe

[@lovis8280]

your pic °v°

[@thenthapple]

That Tortoise had some quer balance

[@penta_novae]

thenthapple YOU'RE HERE! I love your stuff, man! Keep up the good work and have a good one!

[@scarlettvulpes7853]

He's one smart fox

[@sparkman609]

thenthapple woop, fallout 4 announcement in june hopefully

[@EyeofAthena]

Hey Apple! Was good?

[@thenthapple]

Steven Fenix plz god

[@jjy7336]

have you ever see goldfish shit?

[@GattiJuanIgnacio]

This won't be a clean getaway after all..

[@dusansamardzic250]

Who is here after "clean escape episode 2"? Omg i can not believe that 6 years have passed without ted bear 😢😢😢

[@kingjoker__]

Yes letsss gooooo

[@Michael-rb1ej]

the rap at the end its epic GODDAM

[@Adarshkumar-ws9xn]

squid time55 yeah deadpool soundtrack

[@Michael-rb1ej]

Adarsh kumar thanks

[@cetzar]

This are the lyrics:
UHH... NATURE...: DAMN... I'm straight barracuda, pug with a new bone, thug with a fanny pack, slug with a foot long, goddamn platypus, I don't give a fuck, stinger on my tail and 40 foot nuts, CAUSE THIS IS NATURE I WAS BORN TO SURVIVE I'M HURRICANE TED, I'M CATEGORY 5, ALSO KNOWN AS THE DUNG BEETLE RUNNING THIS SHIT, PISS IN MY RIVER GET A FISH UP ON YOUR DICK, uh, yeah, Ted bear in this motherfucker, god damn.

[@TheMrMister]

It's awsome because they parodied the song before Deadpool even made it wildly popular

[@Michael-rb1ej]

Mr. Mister exactly

[@millionbadger7918]

Why hasn't anyone commented on the part where ted instinctively "becomes a shakesnake"😂

[@dexterisboss710]

Nicholas Phillips idk I did BUT THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY

[@dongyal876]

Lmao

[@couch_potato75]

Im late but you did

[@paytonkoch426]

Million Badger79 you have now

[@endergirl1421]

Shake *Y* snake Million Badger79

[@mr_lumberjack6733]

6:19 kills me XD

[@kahiruo]

*"Congrats! You unlocked the jail chad ending!"*

[@jackbotman]

No slugs were harmed in the making of this film

[@angelzavala2254]

thank god

[@SnailBussy]

But there was a sex scene

[@jackbotman]

The Wizard Assassin Actors, it was fake

[@Nojical]

Little do you realize, this was a video the whole time >:D

[@isnow20gt41]

+TED BEH OMG HI TED BEAR IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

[@fritzl4214]

That was fantASStic!

[@fritzl4214]

Ted bear 3 soon!

[@arcionek]

EdgyMac FartAssTic!*

[@Saloron2]

***** And yours is behind me.

[@seginomikata5175]

Stop it! You're making an ass of yourself!

[@guldi3]

I love Ted Bear. The entire idea and delivery are just genius and i'm having a grand time whenever he shows up. :)

[@hecker4834]

Favorite part the prison montage

[@AverageEmu]

That beat goes hard.😎