GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES 100YR OLD CHARCUTERIE BOARD!
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- čas přidán 9. 07. 2022
- Yeah that's a 100 year old wheelchair..
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Watching Brandon do Google Translate is Like watching My Sims Learn To Cook. Either theyre setting something on fire or youre wondering how they poured a bowl of liquid into the oven and pulled out a chicken.
They translated the recipe from English to simlish
They poured milk and then it turned to cereal...
@ally .
That’s a perfect example to describe it
@ally no one asked lmao
So we are not gunna ask how Brandon found that chair? Like I get that its Brandon and he can find just about everything but the fact that he found the wonkiest chair in the entire world. Don't worry we love him for it tho
Perhaps he lives in California.
He said he found it in the trash
@@Razzr_R6 you never know with brandon
We are also not going to ask why google translate keeps telling Brandon to add more tables on tables
@@agnes6657 at this point Brandon could have literally found it in an abandon house and nobody would suspect a thing
Brandon: "She loves it."
Gloria: "I love you."
Killed me lol
she hates it but loves him
Imagine being the store clerk scanning all of the stuff he was buying and at the end you just see 4 containers of Vaseline and Brandon just says "Don't worry about that"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😁
I wheezed at this bro
God, Aiden’s editing just complements Brandons humor. They’re both so funny, and they play off each other so nicely!!!
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 thank you so much
i dont think i stand up to Brandon's CRAZY humor he steals the show!
@@mateOriginal boi, you make me laugh sometimes JUST as much as Brandon with your funny edits and one liners you throw in. Don’t sell yourself short. You are hysterical 💜
Istfgggggg he always makes it better!!! Thank you Aiden 👏🏻💜
@@ulilliareinhart3659 🥰🥰🥰🥰
That is very true!
The partially healed bruise on his chest just adds so much. Proves just how much chaos and how much he puts his body through for his videos.
Man, I used to watch your videos religiously with my late partner. He passed away in september and this is the first video of yours I've watched since then. Haven't laughed so hard at this kind of video in a while :)
I'm sorry for your loss. 😔
I'm so sorry for your loss. I also have a similar experience and brandon litteraly saved my life. Brandon makes everything better at this point
The five stages of grief were clear on Gloria's face at the reveal. I've never seen someone have so many thoughts and emotions in a span of 1 second. 🤣
That just made me think of cheese by Jack stauber lol the five isles of cheese
Seriously underrated comment!
Now I honestly want a shirt that says "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." And it needs to be quoted. And have Brandon's name underneath all fancy. 😬👍
Absolutely!
Yesss
"Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat."
- 𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼
i would 100% buy the shirt tbh
@@fireytehspartan YES! Just like that. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
He said he was going to make it merch...he better!
4:20 he does have a cooking show saying! It's when he puts the monstrosity of whatever Google made him into the oven 😂 "you're gonna do great"
Nothing but bots on this comment lol
4:20 huh
@@andpad8380 idk if ur asking what I mean by 4:20 or if ur saying that bc funny number
But at 4:20 he's talking about how he needs a saying for his cooking show that ppl would recognize as him
@@blitzobean5146 I mean the funny number lol
@@andpad8380 ah ok, I just wanted to clarify to make sure u weren't just confused and nobody said anything to u 😂 but yes, funny funny number
Considering how easily he jump scares, bringing a clearly haunted wicker wheelchair into his house is a bold move.
Absolutely hysterical! The best part was briefly hearing Gloria say "babe, is that my vaseline?"🤣🤣🤣
Brandon accidentally makes an awesome potty chair. Take that thing camping and throw a bucket under 😂
As long as they don’t start pooping straight lemons, like 5 Minute Crafts.
Bro i just woke up and see this in notificiations and automatically click cuz yk perfect way to starta morning
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok I won’t read ur name bot
Yesss
Same i just barely woke up
Me too 💀😭
What I did
I absolutely love how Gloria just laughs. Like a 4 tier disaster is normal everyday life 🤣 Love these two so Maaaach💜🖤💛🤍
Nah the cooking phrase we all know is “YOURE DOING GREAT” and then he throws some random thing into the oven 😂
I think you meant “You’re going to do great” but I agree
I really think Brandon needs to do more Google translate videos... They are his best content
yea hay are
YESSS!!
an yes
The clean up afterwards is the limiting factor.
Yeah his google translate videos and his 5 minute crafts videos are the biggest things on his channel and I love it
Hey Brandon, ik you probably won't see this but I just wanted to tell you I'm proud of you. All jokes aside. You have came a long way and not a lot of people can accomplish what you have. You are doing an amazing job.
I know Brandon treats Gloria like a queen. He has to. She puts up with so much from him 🤣
Honestly everytime I put stuff in the oven all I hear is Brandon saying “you’re gonna do great”😂 forever changed how I cook
Gotta love the glitter falling from the camera when he bumps it.
I was waiting for Brandon to make a charcoochie board, lol
Coochi bruh 🤣
Love Gloria & how understanding of your weirdness she is. We could all use a Gloria in our lives 🥰
10:25 🤣 “I added prosciutto didn’t I” in such a serious tone of voice cracked me up
10:32
Best transition ever 👏👏👏
16:35
“yAaS”
-I’mbrandonFarris 2022
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 16:52
#FacemojiAI This video made me laugh so hard, I think I just broke my 😹🤣😂 button! 17:03
I just wanna point out that even with Gloria having surgery & having 2 kids, Brandon is still finding a way to make us a video & keep us laughing. He is one of the best human beings out there & my favorite CZcamsr. I tell everyone about him. I love you Brandon! Keep doing you, because it’s amazing❤️
Aww
I absolutely love the singing at 16:19 in the video! Very funny and gorgeous sounding! Lol!
The glitter falling from the camera after falling on Brandon was the icing on top😂😂
13:02 CHARKOOCHIE BOARD 💀💀💀
I feel like… he found the chair… old, dirty, potentially well used… sat in it and had his fun… didn’t realise it was also probably used as a kimode… Brandon, I love your dedication to your work. Bravo 👏🏻
I love how gloria is completely okay with everything he does sometimes even adding to the chaos
You never fail to confuse me Brandon- 💀💀
When you were drilling the "widdle" holes I freakin' lost it. I didn't think I'd stop laughing, I'm like this is it, this is my life now, I'm just going to laugh at this forever. Hahahaha.
OMG. Same! 🤣🤣🤣
12:10 That was the cleanest edit
11:58 😂😂😂 OMG that prank was hilarious
The whole video I was waiting for him to accidentally kick the wheel chair and try and catch everything falling 😂😂
i love watching brandon farris it makes me laugh so hard😂😂😂
12:51 omg his face lmao I'm crying 😂
Omg!
The absolute funniest Collab ever would be for Brandon to Collab with Sam and Colby and go to a super haunted location, or do like some super funny mad libs! 😂 Also thanks Brandon for making me feel better, I'm sick rn so this makes it 10x better!
props on this one. laughed audibly several times
I highly recommend that you watch this and other Google Translate videos at .5 playback speed. Brandon aounds drunk or high or both and it just takes the hilarity to another level lol
18:58 He looks so proud of what he's created lol
1. It was already funny but the Mario sound effect when the meat fell through the hole absolutely slayed me.
2. With the vaseline smeared across the camera, I was reminded of Season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Gloria’s reaction was priceless 😆
BRANDON! :D I'm so happy we get another Google Translate!!
The statement, "Cheese is a good cheese. Expensive meat." had us in tears. 😂 It wasn't in your merch store, so I took matters into my own hands and made my hubby one for Christmas.
I wish this was more regular. I love these.
I love how he's just profusely sweating throughout the video. Its the passion
That was so nice of you to make this for Gloria while she’s recovering! 💜🖤
"I just bit the tip!" Looks around trying not to make a "that's what she said joke".. smiles because my brain did it anyway
4:04 gave me flashbacks to how to basic
19:31 “We’re married!” “Hlęæga”
Waking up to a Brandon Farris video is the best way to wake up. Her reaction to your masterpiece was so hilarious!! 🤣😂😭
Brandon thank you so much for talking to my brother Jerry through this whole episode🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god, just the cloud of glitter that came off his shirt when the camera fell killed me 😂😂
Brandon, I love ur videos! They're absolutely hilarious 😆
I agree 100%, Toshia.
@100 lat Niepodległej Polski who f’ing cares about a kettle being strong or not 🥱🙄 it’s a kettle and who cares? NOBODY!
@@alexanderwolf2216 don’t reply it’s a bottttttttttttt
So I was confused and mildly spooked for a sec at 5:06 😆 I got an ad for scp books.
I love seeing the glitter all over his shirt. Proof that he puts himself, his house, and his clothes through hell for our entertainment. We all love you Brandon. If you ever need a cleaning crew, you can ask us lol
Brandon.....what have we done to be so spoiled with all these videos in a week?! This is amazing!!
The fact that his shirt is STILL covered in glitter
man i haven’t watched one of these in a while still a big fan 😂
"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"- Shop guy from Kung Pow.
Those "widdle noises" made me laugh until I was deceased!
3:59 ,why did that make me laugh so hard…this can’t be good lmao
im sick but ill still die of laughter at 3 in the morning love you man thanks for always making people smile ❤
That wheelchair would make some good cosplay for those old guys in Dark Souls
13:20 reminds me of when my dog tries to catch a ball
lol
10:20 Man the editing killed me 😂😂😂
Really happy Gloria is doing OK❤️
Love you both❤️
When Brandon started singing and at the end of the song when he goes YAAS! That was super funny!!!😂 I love you Brandon your humour is so perfect!😂❤
Gloria is hilarious "you could've just made a charcuterie board"😂😂
I luv watching your videos u r the best u r so funny I have been water u for a long long time
1:08 when he hits the camera and glitter falls off😭
"I'm sure you're thinking I'm making a mess" honestly Brandon this is probably the cleanest it's been on this series lmao
When he threw the sausage on the camera and said, “Did I get your good eye?” Not only did I laugh really hard but yes, my left eye is my good eye. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Hi, I love your videos! They make me laugh and cheer me up when I'm upset. Thank you so much for making these videos!
love this series keep it up
cracking up at how much glitter fell from the camera when he ran into it😂😂😂
Brandon: I have literally every cheese ever made
Me: *waiting in excitement for him to try brown cheese*
Brandon: *only has yellow cheese*
I've been waiting for another Google Translate, and its also 20 mins, yay!! 💜💜
Yes
I love his videos when I'm going through some stuff he makes it better 😃
I can’t stop laughing!!!! My sides hurt🤣🤣🤣 Brandon, dude you are my favorite youtuber! ❤️❤️❤️
I've been hoping for another one of these!! Thank you Brandon, this is just what I needed after a bad day at work!!
Hi Brandon I just want to thank you for making me laugh even tho the video just started. I just got COVID and thank you for all you do.
Thank you for this Brandon, I needed a laugh today, thanks to you, I was actually able to eat something/have appetite, you made me laugh alot, and it helped me, thank you for all you do
I have had a really bad day at work, but this has just had me crying with laughter, thank you. Get well soon Mrs F xxx
Non artists: you're making a mess....
Artists everywhere: IT'S CALLED CREATIVITY KAREN
When he says “Poor Beater/Peter” at 3:30, is it a reference to something or just a random thought from his hilarious brain? One of my favourite parts of the video, along with the “Grand Chair, tell me a story about when you were young”
Kitchen: yay I’m finally clean
Brandon: this place is too clean i need to do another google translate
Kitchen: I knew it was to good to be true
Thank you for making my day a lot better when ever I feel down ❤️ keep up the positivity and tell autumn and Gloria i said hi if you see this
I have a 100+ year old rocking chair that belonged to my great grandma, I think our chairs have seen enough to be the best charcuterie boards
That chair is definitely haunted and that meat sticking out of the seat makes it look like it’s smoking a cigar 😂
Literally love your videos always make me smile 😂
Brandon’s girlfriend/wife at night on a FaceTime: ugh it’s happening again-
Brandon on the FaceTime: *THEY SEE ME ROLLING, THEY HATE ME, WAIT UH NO-*
Honestly laughed so hard I woke my cats up 😂 I can't with your videos sometimes but the chaos is amazing
10:25 I could not stop laughing at this 😂
6:26 that’s what she said
56 minutes ago I automatically clicked the notification that Brandon posted and I thought what a perfect way to start of the morning with Brandon most likely destroying his entire kitchen from the thumbnail. You always make me laugh Brandon have a good day edit where did you wind that chair that’s the strangest chair I’ve seen it’s pretty cool though
No need for “mmmmmmmeat” Brandon already has a cooking catchphrase, “you’re gonna do great!”
The glitter on his shirt is a paid actor 😌