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- čas přidán 14. 07. 2022
- Well kinda..
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imagine walking into his apartment not knowing what he does for a living
i don’t think any of us know what he does for a living
I know what if people did this on a normal basis
Just how many bots replied to this comment LMAO
@@FieldShovel, Right! It's way out of control.
Lol
Brandon's subscribers; "So glad he's posting more often again."
The person who actually cleans Brandon's apartment; "Please stop."
I think he cleans it himself
@@Jtheclown he's said he has a cleaner several times but it could have just been jokes I guess.
Her name is Bridta.
lol
He made his last video in this apartment because he's moving. So sad but also such a proud moment
The mess just Growing throughout this entire “Cleaning” video made this so much funnier 😂
@Hulk no
ik right
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i think that is the joke...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who runs into these problems when cleaning
Are you using google translate as well? 🤔
The moment I read the title, I knew the mess was just going to get bigger. Thanks Brandon for uploading this video, I enjoyed it! 😆
Yea
Don't worry I won't I don't wanna go to your channel bot
Oh, I feel so bad for his cleaning lady. She deserves a bonus after this mess! 🤣😂
She has a tiktok and she has a LOT more money than before she worked for him lmao
@@Ulvdronning what's the name
@@whyjustwhy420 keepingfarrisclean
4:47 GO real
It never ceases to amaze me the messes Brandon puts himself (& the apartment) through just for his viewers. Also shout out to his cleaning lady/crew…I say “crew” because it probably takes a village to clean some of these messes😂❤️
Thank you Brandon. I love these videos- they remind me of 2020 Brandon who I LOVE LOVE LOVE and I couldn’t thank you enough. We love you Brandon 🫶🫶🫶
My favorite video will always be when he tried learning to crochet! It was like 2019 I think… hilarious!
@@jenajackson1933 THOSE ARE SO FUNNY!! Or the Bob Ross videos 😂
@DontReadProfilePhoto Please stop replying to comments and trying to get people to look on your profile picture. Your just trying to get people to look at your trash content!! We talk about Brandon and admire him here. We don't need spammer trying to ruin all of our fun!
C'mon Brandon, we've known you long enough to know 2 things about you: 1. You definitely know what "throwing it back" is. 2. You're gonna taste the floor since that's where the recipe told you to put your 'delicious' 😕 meal 😂🤣
When I suggested a cleaning video I didn't expect this but that's my bad 😅 beautifully done Brandon 🤣
Low key been waiting to see a video of him cleaning after one of these for so long
Oddly enough....this wasn't what I was expecting
I love this man so much.
Throughout the entire video I was laughing so hard, my face hurts. I was constantly thinking "What is wrong with you, dude? You know this isn't exactly helping..."
Same 💀💀
Agreed
Why does Brandon pull off lilac mom jeans so damn well
The way you were flinging the Kielbasa around.🤣🤣🤣
When he said at 3:50 "I didnt fall I was just telling the ground a secret" I felt that. And I'm going to use that next time I trip over. Because knowing my clumsiness, I will
I’m only 11 minutes late- you make me so happy and help me through so much:) when my parents got divorced I immediately watched one of your videos and instantly felt better:) but please remember to take time for yourself if you need to! Thank you Brandon:)
Love how he takes the only instruction that would've help him (bag up) and throws it out of the window... and then himself in the trash. Truly inspirational
Start of the video:
Oh how nice. Brandon is going to give his cleaner a day off and clean the mess himself. How wholesome!
End of the video:
.....
Well then.
.....
His cleaner needs a raise.
Hi, it's Amelia you probably won't see this but hi I'm the girl you meet at Walmart with my older sister( we took a picture in the bean aisle) it was so nice to meet you I would have talked to you but I was so nervous I've always wanted to meet you one day but I live in Oregon so everytime I visit California I always hope to see you one day. The day we meet was my last day in California so you made the day much better but I wish I wasn't so nervous
Brandon. Thank you for always making me laugh 😆 I’ve been watching you make people laugh since 2020
Brandon Farris + Google Translate = The biggest mess every . single . time
It's good to have you back. I needed this. I'm having medical issues and you brighten my day. Thank you. 😊
I really love your videos, when I'm bored I watch them and they make me laugh alot. Keep creating some great videos
Didn't even read the title, just clicked as I need something hilarious to watch. This DID NOT disappoint! As I laughed a little too hard at the "what do you mean you can't see" reply 🤣
Hey Brandon, I love your videos and I’ve been watching for a year now and the google translate videos are my favorite. Keep up the good work!
Brandon finally uses Google translate to clean his kitchen.
Me: *It's only gonna get more messier*
Came here while listening to your podcast episode on the Hardy Haberland show. Loved listening to the story and I remember watching you and waiting for uploads when it was Facebook and working as a cook. Gloria was still friend and Autumn was friend's kid. So excited when it turned to my kid and girlfriend, and love seeing where you are now. Keeping being great! Thank you for being you 💜
I have a conspiracy! Here's my hypothesis, there's no way an apartment complex would tolerate Brandon's amazing shenanigans lol. I think Brandon bought a house and had a designer set it up just like an apartment! Bu bum buuuum! Then he just power washes it I guess idk how me makes such messes and cleans it so fast, I assume an expressive cleaner lol
Pretty sure he has some crime scene cleaners on speed dial... 🤣
I think he bought a one story house (I've lived in houses that look like apartments) or it can be a guest house or what you said
@@saleo37 he does have a professional cleaner on call 🤣 she also writes the newsletter on his website
I wonder how well he expresses how much he loves to clean.
1 - How he can leave a mess like this for days before cleaning it disturbs me on a spiritual level.
2- How he is in there without throwing up I can't understand. I felt like throwing up just imagining the smell.
3 - Hilarious as always!!
'That's like finding a needle in a...kitchen..with meat in it, on the floor' 😂😂😂
My fiancé and I were dying of laughter. Your videos always brighten my day ESPECIALLY your Google translate ones. This one was just absolutely hysterical though. You sir are a brave soul for what you do to provide us with joy!
The past 2 days have been absolutely AWFUL ESPECIALLY today! And your videos are something I always look forward too so thank you
🤣 when you put the bag on 🤣🤣 absolutely funny 😁 🤣💜💜
I couldn't stop laughing during most of the video, but at the same time I was worried for his health and the time he was gonna spend to REALLY clean the mess.
This was a weird feeling xD
Right??
he has someone else clean it, I forgot her name though
@@kiri1695 Oh, well now instead of thinking about Brandon, I'm gonna be sad for this person while laughing at Brandon x)
@@kiri1695 yeah she has a weird name
Leave it to Brandon to find a way to make a mess while cleaning a mess lmfao 😂😂
thank you for always making me laugh brandon, i've been watching you since 2020 and you have made my days for 2 years. thank you, once again.
I love your videos Brandon, I was so sad because both of my parents died. Your videos helped me cope, and I am happy now. Keep up the good work, and please, keep making me laugh!
@Jeni Ris bro there parents died why are you trying to get them to click on a website
I'm so sorry for your loss
brandon talking about giving the wallet to your dad: do it
me, standing near my dad's grave: here ya go, have fun
Thank you for making the wonderful videos especially for those who are very sick with Covid which is me and other people. If there was not this video or any other videos while I was going through this I would be suffering very very badly
My dust allergy could never- 😂
Brandon your videos make me laugh everyday. Keep up the good work
@DJ the flip
Is there 69 flys in the room
Every single time u tilt ur head back with ur mouth open and that sound comes out I die. No matter what. And it isn't often so I don't get tired of it. It's absolutely great lol
I can't even right now! 😂 okie but seriously deep frying the plastic trash bag was such a bad idea, breathing that in is so bad for you 😂
you are my favourite person ever, and thanks to you my mum and dad still have a daughter ❤
You never fail to make me laugh 💚
Also you can actually pull off crop tops pretty well!
"oh I forgot to blow the blessings. May beauty and grace ever seek your face *leaf blower noises*" -Brandon, 2022
My best friend showed me your channel, and now I am obsessed with your content!
I would truly love a real cleaning vid in fast forward that shows the actual cleaning process and how long it takes... just me? ok.
yes!! i think it would be really interesting to see how he even STARTS to clean that mess, although he has said he has a cleaner i think he does clean some of his messes. but yeah i totally agree with you, i think it would be really interesting to see him clean some of his messes 😀😊
I feel like this is what happens FIVE SECONDS after I’ve thoroughly cleaned the kitchen, turn my back, and someone else walks in like the tornado that is google translate.
Good Lord! BF you really out did yourself this time. I don’t envy the cleaning 🧼 process. Thank you for the smile!!
Oh my gosh I've been waiting for this day to come😭🤣 good for u for thinking 'bout ur poor poor kitchen for once🤪
Poor Britta (sp) lol
Someone deserves a raise! 💜💜💜
Let's be real Google owes this man a new kitchen
Hi Brandon! I just wanted to say, I watch slot of your videos and some how you never get old! Your comedy is amazing! Keep up the good work and keep doing what your doing!
im glad your back tominimilistic editting because thats mean new videos more often and more videos to uncontrollably laugh at
It’s surprising this man is still alive and i find it so hard to believe that he’s a dad, of 2 kids and he does this 💀
best dad ever!
@@ashleyl9784 absolutely 💞
8:04 4 flies
Thank you for still making videos and being yourself after years. I do appreciate you so much, You have helped me through depression, Having covid twice, Sickness, and death in my family. Thank you so so much Brandon please keep being yourself and making videos.
Brandon, I want to say thank you for making me laugh! I’ve been watching you for a few years now any you never fail to make me laugh!!
Whoever is reading this…You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life🔥. It's okay to not be okay as long as you are not giving up!❣️
6:11 that was the best sponsoring advertisement 10 out of 10!
Brandon is a perfect representation of what kids are towards oil and stuff: AAAAAAAAAAa. vs mum: *Takes a cup and tastes it*
12:18 had me in actual TEARS... don't watch him while high. You'll feel like you're being tickled with cattle prods
The mom to Olive Garden comment really got me. I work at Olive Garden and mothers day is our busiest holiday
I love what you do, just keep making peoples days, and making us laugh we love you!
Honestly, I would love to clean a kitchen like that. 🤣 The process to the final piece where everything is clean would be amazing.
And then he’d come in and mess it up again.
Well needed video. I wondered what you do after demolishing your kitchen, now I know :)
Brandon once said “mind if I smell your teeth”… excuse me 😂
I gotta ask, if anyone knows, where are his pants from!! I love them so much. And I'm so happy about the daily posts, they have made my week so much better
I haven't heard the phrase "butt buddies" in so long lmao. Reminded me of middle school 🤣 oh the good ol days.
We LOVE YOU Brandon Farris!!!
Your cleaning lady must really love you to put up with your shenanigans 😂😂😂
💜🐝
the line "you cease to amaze me" is just so hilarious for multiple reasons, the main one is it implies he was impressed with us up until that very moment
brandon you get a new editor? what is this top-tier, never seen before, 10/10 content??
I'm convinced the exact number of flies in that room are 4 and 3/4.
Brandon gives me just a little bit of OCD and a lotta bit of anxiety with these videos but it’s just so funny I can’t stop watching 😂
"I didn't fall,I was telling the ground a secret"🤣🤣🤣 I'm gonna start using that now.
“My high waisted mom pocket”😂😂
Clicking this video I fully expected google to force him to make mustard gas with bleach and pneumonia
3:55 Every Imbrandonfarris viewer about every Imbrandonfarris video ever lol
“Do you want a kielbasa” 😭😭😭yes please Brandon ahahah isn’t that polish tho?
Oh my god when you got stuck in the chair 😂 couldn't stop laughing!
A very needed video to see how you clean. Me personally I’ve been wondering this whole time 😂
@Charlotte R her socials are under KeepingFarrisClean
Only 46 min up and 2.8k likes that's how much you know that imbrandonfarris fans love him.
7:26 fun fact when I was little, I got a handle of baking soda or powder and I sprayed it across the whole entire house and it was just all white
cleaner: oh no, he done a new video, time to wrap my stuff up
brandon: hey, double it
cleaner: oh hell no two in a row..
Brandon is actually destroying his house
Brandon: you want a Kiełbasa?
My Polish ass: *wheeze*
The things you do for us love you Brandon AND your editor or editors ❤❤
We need a reaction video of his cleaners walking into his chaos droppings. 🤣
HA JOKES ON YOU!!!! I haven’t gotten my poor excuse of a father a gift for father days for years!!!!🤣🤣
"Do you mind if i speak directly into your mouth?"😂
"May beauty and grace ever seek your face" I don't know if thats an actually phrase but that got me
“My beauty and grace, ever seek your face.”
All meat and cheese on the floor* "now.....be honest with me..... there's a hole in the bag"
I love your videos so much, have been watching for years, since the yarn incident 😂
I laughed so hard I cried at the " making the armor discreet" part 🤣
Rocking Dad Bod.. it's hilarious!
You are never getting your cleaning deposit back!🤣😂🤣✌
LMAOO the way you’re cleaning & making a mess at the same time😭
3:46 me when I fry something vs. my mom dipping her finger tips in there to test if to oil is hot enough