THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves and we love him for it
100% more insane for those that know he started this youtube channel from a struggle, far as ive heard from his videos and social media is that he was homeless and unemployed living in a car, heard some stories from *other* sources that im not sure if i believe saying that brandon pretty much used the last of his cash to buy recording equipment and gambled his entire life essentially on making it work, starving till the ad revenue started pouring in And i remember how quickly his channel grew to 1M subs, was quite the achievement at the time Whichever parts are true, what a legend
Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆
Hi Brandon, I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability. Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well. Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤
I have BPD as well, and my first appointment with a new therapist is today. Dude really does help with the emptiness and the mood swings. Laughter really is one of the best medicines. I pray that all is well, my friend 🙏💕
It's exactly 2:45 am, I'm in a sketchy town and I just finished the night shift. I have 2 months to go before I can go back to where I came from and I don't know what I'm going to do when I get back there and am eventually put in a mental hospital. I don't know anything anymore, except that this video is elite and me laughing at it is keeping the house awake
That rap scene is the most iconic thing Brandon has done!!! love you so much Brandon, you force me to laugh, today I wanted nothing but to wrap myself in a blanket and cry which I did but you never fail to make me laugh even today! I can never get enough of this video ❤️❤️ thank you!
Hi Brandon! I hope you read this! I sometimes come back to your old videos to brighten my day and stave off the depression. It always works! And this rap is the bomb. Thank you for everything
i can't stop watching these videos of him cooking with translater, its so funny. And everythime he preheats or puts something in the over he always says "Your gonna do great" so funny
Okay, I just want to say that I tried to google translate thing, just to have a laugh (I didn't cook or whatever) But I typed in "Bowtie Cherry Tomato Pasta" and then did it in the google translate just a FEW TIMES You should totally do this one: *(The heart attack one killed me because I imagined how you'd do it)* 1 PIN Sherry Tomatoes (half) 1 Blairite Sea 1 Blairite The person who makes tooth decay 2 tablespoons chicken Lubricant £1 Beaver (Will Federer) 2 rocks Garlic (soil) 2 cups Spinac (crushed) 1 tablespoon turkey Sherry (Cooking wine) 2 oz. Cheese (or vegan kite mountain cheese) 1 Heart attack Nut (optional)
@Mohamed Nail Just gonna explain the word Daddy and it's context. A name used, mostly by innocent young girls, to address an older guy that they either have s*xual relations with or s*xual interest in. In return, they are often called 'baby girl' or 'princess'. Often used in the context of a Dominant | Submissive relationship but also very often used in an innocent context, usually increasing s*xual appeal to the 'Daddy'.
"...Or cook 8 soft children. Why...not both?"
Omg, I'm dead
This is one of the best xD
“He’s probably cheating on me...”
Him: *dances with uncooked turkey rapped in tin foil*
😆
😂😂
He singing with a turkey while hes in a tin foil outfit
@@faithmartinez2235 oh true true
😭LMAOO
THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS
this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves
and we love him for it
true dat
not to mention his ENTIRE FOIL COSTUME
dude doesn't need Hollywood, Hollywood needs him!
@@G.C_McCrea Truer words have never been said
100 more to 1k likes! Plus I'm the 900th like!
100% more insane for those that know he started this youtube channel from a struggle, far as ive heard from his videos and social media is that he was homeless and unemployed living in a car, heard some stories from *other* sources that im not sure if i believe saying that brandon pretty much used the last of his cash to buy recording equipment and gambled his entire life essentially on making it work, starving till the ad revenue started pouring in
And i remember how quickly his channel grew to 1M subs, was quite the achievement at the time
Whichever parts are true, what a legend
I always watch him at night when I'm supposed to be quiet and I end up dying coughing from trying to not laugh
Same😭 also in my class at school
Same 😅🤣🤣🤣
SAME
Same 😂 it's in the middle of the night and my mother is in the room beside me so I'm trying t9 not laugh to much so I don't wake her up 😅
This was my exact situation watching this
Can we just admire the fact that he actually made a whole suit out of aluminum foil
Yeah the whole thing was impressive
I read this and then saw it
Do you think it’s on Spotify
@@TheVandoeureste i hope
And rapped in it, it came out really well xD
“And that’s how you nail a turkey..”
“WITH A HAMMER-“
*“WITH A H A M M E R -“*
@Billy Eisntine another turkey
Gobblephilia
I hope it’s a hammer😏
with
@@DeerJerky step gobble what are you doing 😏
Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆
Brandon raised the honey better than my dad did with me 💀
well if he had to dress himself with the foil who's even surprised that he was absent for this long...
I was just about to say that lol
Anyone else find that rap FANTASTIC
It needs its own music video
@@Imbatmn57 ikr it's fire
I want that as a actual song
Yep just thinking that
Brandon please make this a thing! 🎶🎶💜💜
This man can fit like 10 jokes in 5 seconds of content I love it
Hi Brandon,
I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability.
Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well.
Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤
I have BPD as well, and my first appointment with a new therapist is today.
Dude really does help with the emptiness and the mood swings. Laughter really is one of the best medicines.
I pray that all is well, my friend 🙏💕
Description: "I'm glad that it's over.."
His kitchen: "yeah bud me too"
Why was the song so good. It's about a fricking turkey.
🔥🔥🔥
That song was EPIC!
I felt like I was thrown into another dimension
Don’t insult that turkey!
Can I get it on Spotify??
hes a rapper , actor , director , producer , chef , AND HES A COMEDY MASTER.
13:03 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HE FLUNG THE MAYO AT THE BABY HONEY 😭😭
Is nobody gonna talk about how good he raised his honey..
and when the world needed him the most, he actually appeared
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Foil man
I love the atla reference uwu
The last Google translate bender
0:39 lets just take a moment to appreciate that beautiful rap he made. It prob took a long time. YOU HAVE BEEN APPRICEATED BRANDON
It's exactly 2:45 am, I'm in a sketchy town and I just finished the night shift. I have 2 months to go before I can go back to where I came from and I don't know what I'm going to do when I get back there and am eventually put in a mental hospital. I don't know anything anymore, except that this video is elite and me laughing at it is keeping the house awake
Don't tell me im the only one that was Laughing so hard I was crying when he started to try to motivate the damaged cranberries 🤣🤣🤣💀
I'm dieing here i wonder what was the original recipe
meeeeee tooo
I laughed to the point I cried😂
I’m reading your comment while watching that part 😂😂✨
I’m dying
He really just wrapped his whole body in aluminum foil and made up a rap about him and his turkey this man is amazing
I meannn..... it's not bad lol
@@heatherflood898 most definitely not
You have to admire his dedication
And the transition was so smooth!
Okk
You cure my depression. I thank you so much for the humor. I've never laughed so hard. Thank you Brandon.
I appreciate how he vacuumed the turkey. Got to make sure that bird is clean 😌
"Just an eensie weensie tad of sugar" has the EXACT same energy as "Two shots of vodka"
Or Gordon Ramsay when it comes to a touch of olive oil
This is really random but I love your profile pic 😂
@@-Homosapian- Me orrrrr??? If its me thank you.
Us: what could he possibly do this time
Him: dressed entirely of aluminum foil
Ngl that was really cool
Ya im just waiting for it to be like clipped so I can watch it on repeat
That is so cool how he wrappes himself in foil
Us: ........
Him: I like ur cut G
0:40 to 1:05 is my favorite part of the entire video 😂😂😂
also, the weird looking fleshy bone thing is the neck
and the hemariod thing was the tail
Oh my god...CREEPY
i thought it was something else…
@@benjisloverr 😂😂😂
@@OfficialShiggySimp am I creepy, or the fact I know that? 😂😂😂
hold up turkeys have tails 😧
That rap scene is the most iconic thing Brandon has done!!!
love you so much Brandon, you force me to laugh, today I wanted nothing but to wrap myself in a blanket and cry which I did but you never fail to make me laugh even today! I can never get enough of this video ❤️❤️ thank you!
is nobody going to mention that he poured hot gravy down his leg and his immediate reaction was "oh Daddy"
someone did.
@Ava Schwaderer it's at 10.00
@Ava Schwaderer 10:02
Hi
Jeeeeesuuuus..... whoof... Gloria’s gonna be maaaad.
this man basically obliterates his entire kitchen for our entertainment.
He is legendary
So true
Yeah lol 😂
Brandon:Slours be flippery
Me: dying of laughter
My dad : *concerned*
Not just his kitchen his office too
Hi Brandon! I hope you read this! I sometimes come back to your old videos to brighten my day and stave off the depression. It always works! And this rap is the bomb. Thank you for everything
The honey montage was so beautiful 😢❤
Everyone: aRe We NoT gOiNg To TaLk AbOuT tHe RaP
*that’s all you’re talking about*
lmao ikr
lmfao ik
lmfao fr fr
i love how we ALL replied with lmao or lmfao
Ikr just -_-
"or cook 8 soft children"
I take that option
*Man behind the slaughter intensifies*
I know *one* person who would do that.... *insert man behind the slaughter music*
And so would william-
*sees the other comments *
*Holy shizz is my mind that predictable-*
Lmao
*insert promised neverland* xD
Is no one else going to talk abt that smooth foil transition?!
17:11 why does the turkey not look half bad
No one:
Brandon: "Oh daddy"
Also no one:
Brandon:"Sloor is Flippery"
That Cracked me up 🤣🤣
Haha the bread on the fridge is me
IKR I LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr lmao
Sloors be flippery
10:54
The turkey soul watching over it's body sees this:
@Elizabeth Sayers xD
I don’t blame eri for watching this, it’s funny as hell
That's why I always cook soulless turkeys.
The turkey would be like
*so I died for T H I S*
@@samthegarbageman2876 IT WOULD
“OH there is so much more room when you just shove harder”
- Brandon Farris 2021 6:26
"What is that little taste I taste?" 👁👄👁
The fact that you pulled off a tin foil suit... speechless man
Ikr
True
made a song and all
Right
THAT BAG WAS THE TURKEYS HEART, LIVER, ORGANS, and that big thing he pulled out was it’s NECK😂😂😂😂😂
@Paul Sliker gizzard and kidneys. Gizzard is a portion of the stomach
No sh!t?
@@stephaniefamille7277 lmaooo
LAMOOOOOOO
@@willowroth4592 dude, lmao stands for:
L: launching
M: missiles
A: at
O: orphanages
The rap made me wheeze so hard my parents came up to see if I was ok
This is fantastic. Absolute chaos, tinfoil and cooking 8 soft children is exactly what i needed today. Thanks :)
Why was the rap with the Turkey actually good
Cause he was a professional musician and is just that awesome.
You right
Me wondering why Brandon hasn’t uploaded in a while
Him making a whole tinfoil suit and a turkey rap 😂😂
Lmao
Lil butter
@@skeeterfromsouthpark1414 The hottest rap album of 2020
The fact he is somewhat good at rapping is amazing
I was wondering the same thing why has he not up loaded
You literally make me laugh out loud.
Your physical comedy is incredible. Almost too incredible. I worry about you sir ❤️
That rap was lowkey fire wtf
But Can we talk about how skilled his aluminum foil clothes designing is!!!🤩🤌
Why does he reminds me(especially in his aluminium foil outfit) of Jupiter North?
YASSSS
shiny
IKR!😚👌
No we cannot
Out of context line: "there is so much more room when you just shove it harder"
o :)
The little scene with the honey made me laugh and sob so hard why was I so emotional abt a man in a wig and a fake mustache swaddling honey😭😭😭😭😭
“Or cook 8 soft children”
Yeah um I want that option it sounds delicious
This is. To date. The best Google Translate.
That aluminum foil dress was enough to make it best🤣🤣🤣
I think you mean “google this to date best the is translate”
@@rileycrutcher1655 nice one🤣🤣🤣
This one and the blooming onion 🧅
UR A POET AND U DIDNT KNOW IT-
Everyone wondering why he hasn’t uploaded in a while
Meanwhile he’s been making a music video for tinfoil 😂
Ok but can we discuss that foil suit man's was rockin it
@@danielyoung7534 yesssssss
Not joking I was thinking the exact same thing
Omg how has it taken me till 2 days ago to find your channel...damn I'm dying laughing with every single video 😅😅
Brandon is honestly the funniest guy Alive in my opinion especially the rap he sang
Local man sacrifices all of his belonging to a vacuum because Google Translate "told him to"
“Cook 8 soft children” google translate trying to commit a felony
Umm
HAHAH
"Are these your insides?! .......I'm just going to put those back in there"
✨👌
i can't stop watching these videos of him cooking with translater, its so funny. And everythime he preheats or puts something in the over he always says "Your gonna do great" so funny
did he just vacuum the tur-... you know what, i’m not even gonna ask
Dont question the chef
Is no one going to talk about how he raise the honey? He was such a good father! Show some respect.
So this is why he has been gone!
that ad timing was great lol
Ok so is no one gonna talk about the “insides” of the turkey
It was their insides cause some people like to eat the insides too🤢🤮
@@bakingwithlark1321 most people use it to flavour gravy :)
@@bakingwithlark1321 I actually eat the insides there good
@@zapato9041 oop-
Anyone that admits to enjoying the turkey penis has got to be arrested for beastiality.
Petition for brendon to do a cooking show with Gordon Ramsay where they just do google translate recipes
👇
The other person has to guess what the actual dish was supposed to be
YES.
This is gonna be epic
Petition to see this guy beg for likes and you don’t even know it
And it’s (brand)(on) not (Brend)(on)
Revisiting this for Thanksgiving like i do every year. Thank you for making me smile
the art on the walls oml
so cute n wholesome i love this guy so much
Plot twist: The real reason Brandon has been gone for two weeks is because he got salmonella from making out with a turkey.
Lol I was just thinking, 'Watch as he gets salmonellax
Nah he was probably just building his tin foil suit
He was probably cleaning up his apartment 239 times because of the amount of mess in this video
Haha
Yes exactly!!!!! Urgh they could have been anywhere :D even on His phone
“So how did you gain popularity on CZcams?”
“I let off my fire alarm and made mashed potatoes in netted leggings,”
😂
I loved the ad placement 🤣 you got me good.
0:45 he be slaying it
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT “Add onions and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children-
I DIED 😩👽
Sounds like a threat
I STARTED LAUGHING SO MUCHH
0.0
Blood for the blood God
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT "THE SLORS BE FLIPPERY" COME ON IM DYING😭
I woke my boyfriend up because I was laughing so hard at that one 😂
I keep reading your comment and dying of laughter 🤣🤣
TIME STAMP PLEASE
@@crystalsnowfall_ 12:15
I read ur comment just as he said that xD
1. regular silliness
2. whole cinematic experience about cherries
3. back to chaos
4. raises honey
5. chaos
Okay, I just want to say that I tried to google translate thing, just to have a laugh (I didn't cook or whatever)
But I typed in "Bowtie Cherry Tomato Pasta" and then did it in the google translate just a FEW TIMES
You should totally do this one:
*(The heart attack one killed me because I imagined how you'd do it)*
1 PIN
Sherry Tomatoes (half)
1 Blairite
Sea
1 Blairite
The person who makes tooth decay
2 tablespoons chicken
Lubricant
£1
Beaver (Will Federer)
2 rocks
Garlic (soil)
2 cups
Spinac (crushed)
1 tablespoon turkey
Sherry (Cooking wine)
2 oz.
Cheese (or vegan kite mountain cheese)
1 Heart attack
Nut (optional)
“Nut(optional)” *Im sorry w h a t*
@@Err_OR_Official IKR
LMAO
Nut optional? I dunno, I mean, after a heart attack I doubt I'd wanna get my rocks off...
HE DID NOT SAY DADDY WHEN HE POURED GRAVY ON HIS LEG MSKSIFJSHAGGAU
@Mohamed Nail ur too young
@Mohamed Nail then u just don’t know- try the hub plenty of use there
@Mohamed Nail you aren’t in grade 10.
@Mohamed Nail
Just gonna explain the word Daddy and it's context.
A name used, mostly by innocent young girls, to address an older guy that they either have s*xual relations with or s*xual interest in. In return, they are often called 'baby girl' or 'princess'. Often used in the context of a Dominant | Submissive relationship but also very often used in an innocent context, usually increasing s*xual appeal to the 'Daddy'.
@@Dominik-th2po You know Daddy isn't just used for sexual reasons?
“all of you are here for a reason, whether or not you’re whole”
dang...
Deep
oMg DeEp
Literally the best line
“ Sloors be Flippery “
“Smart, thinking 2 steps behind “ is my new favorite insult.
"now is not the time to be dyslexic" I don't have dyslexia but I felt that
“Add onion and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children”
My mind : YESSS COOK THE CHILDREN
Omg I thought the same thing 😂😂😂😂
Omg I knew someone was about to say this lol
#savethechildren
@@lovely_mc6111 😂😂lol
Am I the only one thinking about William Afton?
Every time the ads part pops up, and ad is shown 😂😂😂 I've seen this video so many times and it's always so funny
OK THAT FIT IS FIRE 🔥 AND THOSE RAPS ARE TOO
Who else would watch Brendan‘s content if it was just him rapping with a turkey and a tinfoil suit.
Me😂
Me
Me
M E
Yes-
“Sloors be Flippery.” Brandon 2020
"A gift?!?!"
"You little drug mule"
😂😂😂
12:32 love how im jealous of the honey brandon is acc such a good dad
Is nobody gonna admire how calmly he talks even though his kitchen is in chaos?
Very relatable. I usually sound calm in my most chaotic moments 😂
hes the human incarnation of the "this is fine" dog
1000th like :D
M mn w①①@@ 1: 12.34.5628
@@floppinium bm+
* slips * *sloors be flippery* “Did I say Sloors be flippery?!” 😂😂😂😂😂
just for anyone looking for it 12:14
@@cosmyx522 thanks for adding that!
Yes , sloors do be flippery.
Lol the way you put the glasses on the turkey made me dying😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
0:06 sorry to tell you but I dont think thats an apple
:Firefighter “any idea how this fire started?”
:Brandon “ I put 50 matches on a turkey for a CZcams video.”
Anyone gonna talk about how he literally raised a bottle of honey?? :P
The wrap😂 was low key so good❤🤣🤣
the way he slips with his stocking of potatos made me laugh so fucking hard
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “PUT YOUR HAIR IN A SUCTION TRAP AND STORE IT”
The stockings
"Sloors be flippery"
Brandon Farris-2020
I die every time I see him slip then say that
Farris*
4:00 THATS A TURKEY DUCK
Yeah he screwd up on that lol man he is funny
When was thattttt
Everyone’s talking about the tinfoil suit, but NO ONE is talking about the seasoning SLAPs (my stomach hurts because I was laughing so hard)
The "brought to you by" literally brought me an add, man 😭😂
No one:
*Brandon* : "oH, My tUrKeY's GoT hEmErRhOiDs, slap that back in-"
love this man.
Yes-