The way you whispered and gently fixed our leg, I can appreciate it. You make my day everytime I click on any of your videos. You're my top favorite CZcamsr and you're genuinely funny without acting rude towards the fans, now that's how you do it!!
I just wanna appreciate everything that Brandon has done for us. Even at his lowest of low after being homeless he turned his life around and I love how he brings joy to everyone around. I love you Brandon ❤
You have no idea how much you have helped me. My depression has been really doing overtime and your videos have kept me sane and a smile on my face! God bless!
I had such a difficult time cooking a whole turkey WITHOUT tiny hand attachments, I have no idea how Brandon is going to pull this off. But I’m excited to find out!!!
Me and my brother love falling asleep to your videos, and tonight, we couldn't decide on what to watch. I randomly turned this on and he said "Oh yea! Now you got it!" and gave me a high five! Thank you for making my brother's night, Brandon.
I gave this video a thumbs up before watching. I know when i click on any of Brandon's videos, that they are going to not only make me laugh, be entertaining, but also put me in a better mood. Thanks for being the comical genius that you are Brandon and sharing your brilliant ideas with us. You are the MAN!
2 years later, the first Brandon Farris video I’ve ever watched and I still love it and it brings back so many good memories, Thank you for all these amazing videos Brandon!!❤
I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years!! I had to keep pausing to wipe away tears from laughing so much! Thank you Brandon for that, I truly needed it. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
This is my favourite video. I keep watching it and it makes my day every time. I love your videos… (I’ve watched this 20+ times) Ps you were supposed to put the butter on before the seasoning😅😂.
I love your videos Brandon! Especially with this one, because I've been crying a lot because I've been super stressed out with school work. Which this video made me not think of it and just get a couple laughs. Thank you Brandon.
I’ve been in a dark place lately and I haven’t laughed like this in over 6 months! This video was so funny and we need more channels like this he’s funny without being disrespectful
Was laughing so hard I had to pause it several times so I didn't miss anything. Thank you Brandon for always making me smile. Hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving!!
we love you Brandon thank you for all the videos but this one made me cry and you worked so hard for friends that are rude keep doing great and I love how you are so nice and loving "you are going to do great" I love you ;)
I am so grateful for this man and his videos. Everytime I have a bad day I watch his videos and remember it's never was that bad. The laughs I get from Brandon's videos are what I look forward to at the end of the day. Thanks Brandon.
Brandon is such a. Nice guy and he makes so many people happy with his content but also being Brandon’s friend would be amazing no matter what sacrifice including food poisoning.
This is why we love Brandon. Thank you Brandon. You helped me through my mom's death a year ago, and you reminded me that it's ok, and you taught me how to smile again. Thank you
They were so lucky to have a friend like Brandon. Who cared enough to poisen them with cooking from the heart of those tiny hands 🙌🏼
Yes they are lucky to have friend like Brandon.
Bestie why u using past tense...
Bruh the third leg really got me tho
THE HEN
@@ashrenehan4704 Did you watch the end? They all died by dysentery and sheep.
we gotta appreciate that he goes thru all of this for us lmao, rip friends
bro that’s not you in the pfp
@Angelina L 👇💋 disgusting :)
@Angelina L 👇💋 da hell you doing in this persons comment
@Angelina L 👇💋 uhhhh tf
salahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloqfhfudeyf6gtyk
whoever is responsible for cleaning up that kitchen is a wizard. Every episode it starts out looking flawless, and is utterly destroyed by the end.
He has a maid i believe
The maid is his angry wife when she sees this mess
his CLEANER (why tf are people calling her a maid 😭) has a tiktok :)
R3sdcrdcdfr😘
Nope he cleans it himself
the 25 seconds of him just trying to pick up a can killed me! i dont think ivve smiled this much at one thing in a long time lol
I died laughing
Fr
the fact that he is funny with out being rude to people is actually so awesome
Anyone read this and immediately think of the vlogs
God.forbid someones feeling get hurt
he was calling us daddy for lord's sake.
and I ain't complaining, honestly.
I read that while he said "we need new friends" 🤣🤣
define funny
This has to be the most edible "food" I've ever seen Brandon make 😅
Nahhh the hotdog trees in the hot coco vid seemed kinda edible
Same
@kidroco I would absolutely adore seeing you eat hotdogs water and hot chocolate
@Kid Rxtro lmao not roco
@@funkydadpants ill do it for pocket lint and a rusty quarter
The way you whispered and gently fixed our leg, I can appreciate it. You make my day everytime I click on any of your videos. You're my top favorite CZcamsr and you're genuinely funny without acting rude towards the fans, now that's how you do it!!
“Leg”
@@omelettesoap2601 ?
bro I swear, every video he makes looks like a fever dream🤣
The fact he puts himself in these mistakes and makes everyone's day better 💖
He is a true hero
@@jacobgames4771 I agree
Mistakes? More like Comedy Issues
That's true
Brandon, I would love to see you make your five minute craft videos with tiny hands. It’ll be a laugh.
Not the response I think this comment needed…👆👆👆😂😂😂
It's sad a bot stole your comment and Brandon liked it instead of yours
@@Jacob-ru3mu Aw :(
We need more comedians like him who aren't just a holes and make you feel better instead
Can we appreciate how he says “your gonna do great” before he puts something in the oven😂
You + are = you're.
I do the same thing when I bake 🤣
@@englishatheart no one asked
“I caught you with my tiny hands!” This might be the funniest video ever made.
Zack man he is always funny and crazy he has the wener and he just needs some time with the turkey and to spank ot
@@ayers3896 excuse me
@Zack
Agreed! Laughed the entire time. 😂
Lets just take a second and thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. He’s such a champion. We love you Brandon!
Yes, thank you to Brandon!!!
I would too if I was making as much as him
We Love u So Much
Love u Brandon ❤️
Thank you Brandon
11:27 “Get along with the turkey inside of my head” 😂😂. “Gobble Gobble we Wobble and go-“
That part gets me😂😂😂😂
5:09 when your hand betrays you
"I'm vegetarian"
"I'm vegan"
"I want a divorce"
I'm crying omfg lmaooo
Shut up
@@NotNobody741 What’s up with you lol
@@NotNobody741 wtf what is wrong with you bro u good?
@@NotNobody741 your name is literally an anime villain
“From who??”
“Daddy sorry daddy” I can’t stop laughing 😂!!
I was dying😂
I just wanna appreciate everything that Brandon has done for us. Even at his lowest of low after being homeless he turned his life around and I love how he brings joy to everyone around. I love you Brandon ❤
This is what I love about Brandon. He simply does not care. Poisons his friends and makes his kitchen look like a pack of wolves raided it? Whatever!
Wasn’t having the best week. This has made my week, I haven’t laughed so much or so hard for ages. You are amazing Brandon.
Imbrandonfarris is the only person in the world to ever say: “aren’t I supposed to stuff the turkey- *oh wait I put a hen in there”*
What is your profile 🤔
You have no idea how much you have helped me. My depression has been really doing overtime and your videos have kept me sane and a smile on my face! God bless!
5:57 “you ever season the carpet?”
Me: hahaha no I have not….. DID HE JUST SAY CARPET IN THE KITCHEN?!?!?!
4:04 when he shoved it innn!! This whole video has made me genuinely laugh- I haven’t done that in years! Thank you Brandon!
0:13
thats what she said
A BEAN!!
I had such a difficult time cooking a whole turkey WITHOUT tiny hand attachments, I have no idea how Brandon is going to pull this off. But I’m excited to find out!!!
4:25 has to be my favorite part out of the entire video. it caused me to laugh for like 10 minutes straight
Me and my brother love falling asleep to your videos, and tonight, we couldn't decide on what to watch. I randomly turned this on and he said "Oh yea! Now you got it!" and gave me a high five! Thank you for making my brother's night, Brandon.
He's like a Southern Ryan Reynolds with the soul of a golden retriever 🤣
That is surprisingly accurate
Yes that is way too accurate
Both look amazing
Hahaha 😂. I. Don’t. Like hotdogs
And pug mix😂🤣
I gave this video a thumbs up before watching. I know when i click on any of Brandon's videos, that they are going to not only make me laugh, be entertaining, but also put me in a better mood. Thanks for being the comical genius that you are Brandon and sharing your brilliant ideas with us. You are the MAN!
13:52 OOOOHHHHHH LOL
3:13 honey that’s the turkey neck😭😭
Do you know what I’m glad that you did one of these this year. Do you want for Christmas! This is hilarious!
what
@@bounniee Just a minor stroke.
@@lilywiersema8040 understandable
@Angelina L 👇💋 NO-
Not even a minute into it and I'm having an asthma attack over your wrists breaking. 🤣 I had to pause and come write this, you sir are 😘👌🏻
I literally sent my sister this video 30 seconds in and said the same thing to her 😂 once those wrists broke...
Ikr I think like three other people said something similar. I was wheezing by the end
19:34 was smooth tho
He actually committed to the bit, impressive
The chaotic energy of this man is why I love him
Anyone else catch the second that was a throwback to the rap he made up for last years Thanksgiving video. My favorite 💜
#top5momentsof2020
You help me through all my hard times brandon i thank you for that from the bottom off my heart
This is the only youtuber that makes me genuinely laugh every 30 seconds. Love u brandon
19:42 the surprised face
Let’s just take a second to thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. His poor kitchen has to pay the price for it🤣
Lol
There is a comment saying almost the exact same thing. Very suspicious
@@Hugo_Balls08 ummmmm lol😂
@@Hugo_Balls08 it’s CZcams, the comment sections full of repeated comments.
2 years later, the first Brandon Farris video I’ve ever watched and I still love it and it brings back so many good memories, Thank you for all these amazing videos Brandon!!❤
He’s funny without even trying, I laughed so many times.. love ur vids man, keep up the good work
I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years!! I had to keep pausing to wipe away tears from laughing so much! Thank you Brandon for that, I truly needed it. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
The amount of time and patience this video has. I could never.
This is my favourite video. I keep watching it and it makes my day every time. I love your videos… (I’ve watched this 20+ times)
Ps you were supposed to put the butter on before the seasoning😅😂.
I love your videos Brandon! Especially with this one, because I've been crying a lot because I've been super stressed out with school work. Which this video made me not think of it and just get a couple laughs. Thank you Brandon.
brandon: "we are gonna have to do delicate surgery"
also brandon: "RAWR RARR RAAAAAAAAA"
I haven't laughed like this in a long time thank you Brandon, thank you for making life a whole lot funnier😂😂
👁👄👁
The milk got me 💀😭
I’ve been in a dark place lately and I haven’t laughed like this in over 6 months! This video was so funny and we need more channels like this he’s funny without being disrespectful
Can we take a minute to talk about how he said "ever seasoned a carpet?" instead of "ever seasoned a floor?" Implying he has carpet in his kitchen
@Keeping Farris Clean good luck
Was laughing so hard I had to pause it several times so I didn't miss anything. Thank you Brandon for always making me smile. Hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving!!
You and that knife gave me SO MUCH ANXIETY 😂and when u was swingin it around ur face AH
This has to be the funniest video I have ever seen on CZcams, my favorite video of all time. Thank you Brandon.
Can I just say when I'm sad he makes my day. Brandon goes through all of this just to make us happy. Thank you Brandon
11:30 did anyone else realize when he started singing the song that he sang when google translate asked him to “rap in tinfoil” or something like that
Memories
11:31
Ariana is just so nonchalant about the whole situation and I love it 😂
we love you Brandon thank you for all the videos but this one made me cry and you worked so hard for friends that are rude keep doing great and I love how you are so nice and loving "you are going to do great" I love you ;)
I am so grateful for this man and his videos. Everytime I have a bad day I watch his videos and remember it's never was that bad. The laughs I get from Brandon's videos are what I look forward to at the end of the day. Thanks Brandon.
Ya
Ya
19:56 That fart was definitely personal
20:00
that was so good the way hemade jokes with the seasanes🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it❤❤❤
1:27 his hand really went ✋🫳
13:39 nearly killed me... nothing so sad has ever been so damn funny
I love how he’s not afraid to make a mess!! Let’s take a minute to appreciate how much effort he puts into his videos!!
The "oh no, I'm butter now" had me dying. I love your vids they're so funny you vids always seems to make my day a whole lot better. You're amazing.
This is just hilarious and Brandon is so amazing I hope he never quits
Every sentence you say makes me wheeze. My friend and I choked on our water by this! Thanks for making our day man
Same
He is the best
I only just started watching your videos and I have to say you are the funniest!!!!! CZcamsr I’ve ever seen👍👍👍
Whenever I’m down the only thing to bring a smile to my face is Brandon so thank you for what you do
Thank you now with my "normal sized hands" I can make me and my friends a great Thanksgiving!
I almost never laugh at CZcams videos, but Brandon never fails to make me laugh
Beautiful just beautiful.......I loved when you put all the meat together and did seasoning
I discovered this channel yesterday and I can’t stop watching his videos and laughing.
Brandon is such a. Nice guy and he makes so many people happy with his content but also being Brandon’s friend would be amazing no matter what sacrifice including food poisoning.
I'm impressed by his control with the tiny hands 👐
I no longer live. I just found this guy through my friend and no body told me he’s a bloody COMEDIC GENIUS!!! I love it so much 👏👏👏
i have watched this like 4 times and im still rolling on the floor with laughter
I loved the "take that and rewind it back, lil jhon got the beat to make your boody go clap" reference at 10:44. That song is great
At 17:17 when he said what's over there I actually looked 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
SAME
You too?
@@Cooking-with-khi yeah he caught me at a moment of weakness 😂🤣😂
This guy is the best the part where he says “ better to be safe then sorry” drops the sweet potatoes “welp that’s done that made me laugh so hard❤️
I’m just slowly dying(on the inside and outside)the more I watch him cook
Omg, what a nice surprise! Happy Thanksgiving, Brandon 💜
As someone who cooks sometimes, I absolutely died when he dumped so many bay leaves onto the tur-hen-dog
This is the first time I laughed like that since 2 months
Thank you Brandon
4:46 “we have hot dogs” *has a flash back of the hotdog massacre of 2010 in smallville Kansas*
Dude he literally just posted it 7 mins ago and he already has 4k views, im so proud of him honestly and how far he has gotten
ive been watching brandon for a few years now and i swear his videos get better every single time
I love all of your videos and when you was serving food to his friends they looked like hostages lol
Brandon calling his viewers “DADDY” had me dyeing🤣
9:33 I love this video, and can’t stop watching it. But the thing that always makes me laugh is the “Oh no, I’m butter now”
My week have been crazy but this made me smile 😊
"I'm a genius"😂😂😅😅
Yes, of course you are
This is why we love Brandon. Thank you Brandon. You helped me through my mom's death a year ago, and you reminded me that it's ok, and you taught me how to smile again. Thank you
"How much butter?"
"Yes"
I'm still laughing. Help.
I watch ur videos late at night and I always make me laugh about two hundred times you make me laugh that much I think my mom heard me laughing 😂😂
Tiny hands made an already hilarious video, even funnier 😂😂😂
And the ages 😂😂😂😂😂🤌🤌
24:40 HOLY CRAP THAT CRUNCH XD LMFAOOO
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING KEEP MAKING THESE. I’ve never laughed so hard