@@james.235 two of my friends got a divorce and they weren't even married. me and my friend made divorce papers and legal rights papers and they claimed which children they wanted to keep.
I see no one talking about how he whispered "trust me" and kissed the oven before trying to stuff the turkey in and I feel like its a very important discussion point
“she didn’t like the consistency of my taters” “i used LA tap water” if your wondering yes i do watch all of his videos over and over again bc he’s amazing
Sad that you felt the need to ask yourself that. I wear a mask when I have to, but I couldn't care less if anyone else does. Worse things out there than covid. Like getting in a car.
this is three months old, but I just watched this video, its from a player called justin king called phunktified, czcams.com/video/Xon04MB1rDw/video.html
I love that Brandon is silly on a constant daily basis. I feel like that's how I am the day after a really bad day (when I walk out unannounced for a few hours to think) I'm legit just the silliest.
3:33 One Christmas my grandma forgot a ham outside. She woke up in the middle of the night and rushed outside to get it. In the morning she discovered that the neighbour’s cat had taken a bite out of the ham. She just cut of that bit of ham and served it. Years later she told my mom about it. 😆
The weirdly funniest thing to me is that instead of the still incredibly difficult to do but Official Easy Bake Dessert he went for the full box mix dessert.
"We...?" "WE'RE MARRIED!!" I love their relationship so much
Are they married?
@@ironhide5611 No they're just dating (as of right now anyways but who knows if they will!)
Maybe one day!!! HOPEFULLY!!!
10 minutes later....
DIVORCE!! no.!
Me to
“that’s drier than your humor”
“DIVORCE” “NO”
Jayla Veal I WAS WAITING FOR THAT PART AND IM LAUGHIMG SO HARD AHAHAH
literally how my best friend and i act. they'll make fun of me and then i threaten to divorce them and they get upset. we're not even married ...
SAMEEE💀💀
kailey same tbh
@@james.235 two of my friends got a divorce and they weren't even married. me and my friend made divorce papers and legal rights papers and they claimed which children they wanted to keep.
She’s like that touch of common sense he was missing this whole time.
Loll
The easy bake oven-?
wdym?
@@urmom-dl1gd Gloria
Brandon is like a kid was allowed to be an adult for one day only
Translation: Brandon has the mind of a child.
@@bowietheunholy6891 in a fun way yes but no
Yep😄
Like that movie big
This is so true it disturbs me
I see no one talking about how he whispered "trust me" and kissed the oven before trying to stuff the turkey in and I feel like its a very important discussion point
I think I sense some alternative meaning behind that and I don’t know how to feel about it lol
Yeah...it’s cuz we all chose to ignore it
wait i’m so confused can someone put the time as when he said it i can’t find it
It was at 1:34
Savanna Reichhoff I for some reason is your only subscriber
Appreciate the commitment. Really not convinced about the "easy" part of this oven though.
You and every 8 year old girl lol
Ikr 😂😂😂
You know, that's one of the reasons I love him. His commitment to his bits. And his videos
Rofl
Ha true
As soon has he said “Here’s a montage of me buying the stuff. It’s entertaining, just watch it” I got an ad for cat food
A r m y ?
Siren
Yeshhh
ARMYYYYYY
I got an add for vaping...
I got an ad for adult diapers that came with a bunch of butt shots 😂
“It’s dryer than your humor.”
“Heyyy..”
“It’s a compliment!”
“DIVORCE”
“NO”
Now imagine if he had forgotten to hit record!
😂
Harsh Deep me raging 😤 throwing my easy bake oven out the window
Lmao omg I wouldn't even make the video anymore lol🤣
Harsh Deep 🤣😂🤣
Lmfao dat would be all bad😲🤣
"I used LA tapwater!!"
"we live in Sacramento"
Kinda blown away when she said they're in Sacramento. I hope I see him recording in his car somewhere. 😂
Amelia Castro ikr 😂😂
“she didn’t like the consistency of my taters”
“i used LA tap water”
if your wondering yes i do watch all of his videos over and over again bc he’s amazing
Same
Me to
doesn't everyone
Yeah he is
i wasnt wondering but
Y’all remember that time in history when you could go into target WITHOUT a mask???
Wait that existed???
What???
Huh that was a thing woah
Ohh you just told me info I didn’t know was it 26 years ago I’m 25
I remember that life
"Do you have any thyme?" "No, ive spent it all making this dinner!"
Omg I was scrolling and he said this the same time I saw it!
@@maddyz6388 this happens to me all the time!
Brooke Hamachek That's how it's pronounced. Thyme is a herb.
“With an EASY BAKE OVEN”
@@Pawzclaws You should have said "all the Thyme"
"DiVOrCE"
"nO-"
Absolute favorite part of the video
What time is it at?
@@hailee9620 12:43
DIVORCEEE
NOOKOOO---
“I used LA tap water”
“We live in Sacramento!”
“It was a lot to get it here!”
"I'm tired."
"Hi Tired, I'm Dad."
This had me *dying* I love that vine
hi dying im dad
•Holds entire raw turkey and eyes small opening of easy bake oven•
Brandon: Trust me
Rebekah Chase 😂😂😂
*kisses easy bake oven*
I am still laughing!!! 😂😂😂
I lowkey choked at that part
“Told you id keep it sexy”
- Brandon Farris 2019
Yea ima use that quote
Haley Leeann senior quote
“Divorce?!”
“Noo!”
Me: Wha.. huh... WHAT?! Did I MiSs THe WedDInG?!
No lol
Time stamp?
12:43 ❤️
They have a kid dude
Well no not really? Maria was already pregnant but wasn’t in a relationship when she met Brandon so biologically Brandon isn’t Autumns dad
His wife: we?
Brandon: we're married!
*His girlfriend
“don’t worry I’ll keep it interesting” *opens up jacket just a little bit* 💀🤣
Me:😟
Then takes the whole thing off halfway through
👵🧀 grand ma ma with cheese
@@samanthaseningen5455 what-
Me. Oh god 🤣
"That's a full Thanksgiving Christmas dinner."
"What?"
"Nothing."
*video ends*
No one:
Cat: keeps eating ham every time brandon walks away 🤣🤣
me: -why are they not wearing a mask in target?-
*looks at when it was uploaded* me: oh- those were the good days.
Omg, same. I was like, "oh yeah... a year ago existed. I forgot."
I love that comment
I mean I still dont wear I mask anywhere I go
Sad that you felt the need to ask yourself that. I wear a mask when I have to, but I couldn't care less if anyone else does. Worse things out there than covid. Like getting in a car.
i read the title and saw the turkey and said “oh no” 😂
Same
I do that every video 😂
Denied😂
I was expecting Brandon to put one of the slices of ham through, but he did the whole thing one slice at a time!😂
Matthew Aaron Allen he loves ham
Matthew Aaron Allen 😂😂😂
Matthew Aaron Allen “slice at a time”
Brandon: “that’s a full thanksgiving...Christmas dinner..”
Gloria: “what-“
Brandon :”*nothing.*”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
NEVER in my life have I seen a better example of chaotic good. I feel so seen!
"I'm gonna cook you just above 'don't die of dysentery' so whatever that is" lollll
"Note to self- don't eat while watching Brandon Farris on CZcams or you will do a spit take with your breakfast"😂
And apparently you can’t have any type of liquid in your mouth. Like spit. I choked on my own spit.
Brandon: "Here's a montage of me buying the stuff"
CZcams: "This is an ad.., for a diaper brand"
I got an ad for the military 😅
@@kairajaniemi3931 oh no Brandon's gone off the rails and bought the military 😱
I got something about showers
@@warped_alexis5468 oh lord
i got a mc donalds ad and now i’m hungry 😂
“That ham is lukewarm!”
I fell apart
No cap, when he was playing the guitar, I dunno if he was trying or not but like that was a sick beat😂💀
this is three months old, but I just watched this video, its from a player called justin king called phunktified, czcams.com/video/Xon04MB1rDw/video.html
"A fraction of an inch by thats not enough".
Thats what she said. 😂😇
That's exactly what I said after he said that. Lmao
@@Faefever34 😂
That's exactly what I was thinking!!😅😂
Omg that ending thi
Hahahh
“Shut up. I’ll shave my nose hairs later!” Brandon Farris 2020
5:32
"Mmmmmmm electricity fumes"
I laughed harder than i should have at this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“This is LA tap water” -Brandon
“WE LIVE IN SACRAMENTO”
LOL
“DIVORCE!”
“....NOO”
The way he said “mmm electricity fumes” got me dying for no reason lol
I really respect that he gave his cat the chair. Mad respect.
4:30 *drops ham* Brandon: *makes a fist and supports head with it* "Ahaha I just dropped all my ham"
I love this man so much.. 😩 WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTSSSSSS!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Shayma Baou from what?
We gotta some how protect him from his self duhh
yep we do :(
“Am i gonna get food poisoning?”
8-Ball: “Of course.”
🤣
I love that Brandon is silly on a constant daily basis. I feel like that's how I am the day after a really bad day (when I walk out unannounced for a few hours to think) I'm legit just the silliest.
"Thanks to our sponsor, myyyy bank account." 😂 Seriously though, you rock!!!! What a wonderful thing you're doing. ❤️ Keep doing you Brandon. 😉
6:08 plays guitar and doesn’t even try but it sound good lmfao
Reminded me of scarypoolparty
no he's def trying it sounded cool
Brandon is the type of guy girls want. He’s great 😂
brandon: heres a montage of me buying the stuff, its entertaining just watch it
youtube: jake from state farm ad
me: *wheezing*
him: “here’s a montage of me buying the stuff”
*gets a star wars ad*
me: “oh well that’s nice to i guess”
literally same
This is why Premium is the way forward. Hate the ads, it's so worth it to not have them.
makayla I got an ad as well😂
i got the meditation one 😂
A ad for pampers came up on mine😂
Gloria: you're gonna do great.
Brandon: I stopped telling them that a long time ago.
*dead* 😂😂😂😂😂😂💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜
3:33 One Christmas my grandma forgot a ham outside. She woke up in the middle of the night and rushed outside to get it. In the morning she discovered that the neighbour’s cat had taken a bite out of the ham. She just cut of that bit of ham and served it.
Years later she told my mom about it. 😆
I love how much he says "woof" in this LOL
*brandon knocks stuff off of table* oh my gOD HES A CaT.
"What you mean my buns are too big ~.~"
"Thank you? :D"
You make shopping entertaining. Now I wanna go shopping with you 😂
When Brandon picked up his cat the cartman impressions were the best
Brandon: ill keep it interesting
Unbuttons shirt
This going to get real interesting
“Someone’s grumpy” I died 😂
2:54 had me dying😭
Brandon: “it’s entertaining just watch it.”
*McDonalds add comes on*
The cat’s the funniest thing in this entire vide
There was one cat. You want "cat's," since you mean "cat is."
"gotta get some dark meat, that's my type" 💀💀💀 you guys missed the funniest line he's ever said
Oh I heard it and loved it lol
Oh shiiiiiit
You have weird sense of humor if you think that's even close to the funniest thing he's said.
You know they love each other when they spent 9 hrs making a Christmas dinner in an easy bake oven together
I love that, in the shopping montage, he grabs everything like he's trying to get away with stealing it. 😆
Also.
Me: an entire Christmas dinner in an easy bake?
My husband: what???
Me: it's brandon Farris
Husband: oh ok now it makes sense
😂😂😂
That was the exact thing my husband and i said to each other lol
That's really funny!
“DIVORCE”
“NO”
As soon as you said “just watch it” an ad played. You are a miracle worker
" that's an entire thanksgiving Christmas dinner"
"What"
"Nothing.."
“making a mini christmas dinner for my cat”
3:01 Caught me off guard when he looked at the camera with this blank expression and then looked at the ham and ate it 😂
Shout out to Brandon's inner cat. 00:15
Simply the title of this made me go "Oh god, Here we go" and of course, you did not dissappoint! Lmao! 🤣
“lion tigers and bears with me” i cant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone PLS make an edit every time he said “WOOF” in this video 🤣🤣
"Its November, why are we making Christmas dinner?" Because its gonna take that long to cook all the way through
"It's ham-mer time!" (I'm going to use this for christmas ham cooking)
He said as i read this
MG: Do you any have Thyme?
B: ...NO. I spent it all try to make this DINNER in an easy bake oven!
😆
"oh it smells good, yAaAaAaAaAaA" i'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
The weirdly funniest thing to me is that instead of the still incredibly difficult to do but Official Easy Bake Dessert he went for the full box mix dessert.
No one
literally no one
Brandon: "i'm just gonna put this back up your but"
Butt* sorry I’m a living auto correct
It's beginning to look a lot like salmonella 😂
4:34 “i just dropped all my ham” I CANT
Quarantine is so bad that I got nostalgic of the going to the store montage
I love how Gloria is already editing this exact video during the filming of said video! You guys are amazing. 💜🖤💛
"Didnt I put three pieces in here?..."
-Brandon Farris 2019
3:44 - the face every cat owner makes no fewer than 5 yumes a day
times*, someone please tell me what "yumes" are
Why was it so cute when Brandon said "squish it" 😊☺️🤣
this was literally the best start of december ever. i really appreciate appearances by MG ❤
"Dumpster dive dysentery" 😂😂😂😂😂
“I did not plan this video at all” *stabs cord in turkey* Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"thanks to our sponsor, my bank account" this has to be one of my favorite reoccurring lines
Zelda and gloria judging you in the background 😂
*bends over camera*
Brandon: why didn’t you all tell me she was eating my ham
Brandon: shut up I’ll shave my nose hairs later
Me: but I didn't say anything about your nose hairs-- I was too busy brushing my own!!
Brandon: watch me buying stuff it’s good trust me
CZcams: *Puts Colgate ad on*
“Trust me”
****kisses mini oven****
YEET “ attempt 1 fail!”
Gloria's great for morale. Loved y'all's bantering back and forth. LoL.
"...Just the tip..." *kiss* "trust me.." 😂😂 someone's please piece together all the suggestive parts I'm dying 🤣
#GotTheMovesLikeFarris
The dedication is immaculate *chefs kiss*
Brandon should’ve gotten another thing of ham whenever the cat does chaos
"Derishous cup of coffee" - Gloria
I really want to try this.
Also, it's a good thing you started now; it MIGHT be done by Christmas. Lol