Google Translate Makes Ribs!

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  • čas přidán 16. 09. 2021
  • No animals were harmed in the making of this episode..except the pig we cooked.
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  • @justlike1olivia
    @justlike1olivia Před 2 lety +2078

    "why is there a twilight book in the sink" she asks after eating some weirdly cooked meal after walking in on her boyfriend and a goat pissing in a kitchen covered in foil

    • @Alivviegirl
      @Alivviegirl Před 2 lety +73

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @Trish0978
      @Trish0978 Před 2 lety +48

      Everything was normal until the book in the sink *shrug* lmao

    • @Trish0978
      @Trish0978 Před 2 lety +14

      Well, normal for them

    • @KirthsWraithwood
      @KirthsWraithwood Před 2 lety +9

      Ah yes, real life sonic fan fiction

    • @JenniferinIllinois
      @JenniferinIllinois Před 2 lety +14

      Well clearly the book in the sink was an unusual event (unlike the foil wrapped kitchen and the goat). 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ish_pish
    @ish_pish Před 2 lety +2169

    everyone’s talking about the foil.. HE HAS A GOAT IN HIS KITCHEN.

    • @hugeinjapan4635
      @hugeinjapan4635 Před 2 lety +61

      Wait .... you DON'T?!

    • @ish_pish
      @ish_pish Před 2 lety +66

      @@hugeinjapan4635 I USED TO BUT I LOST MY GOAT IT RAN AWAY

    • @FoeNyxRising
      @FoeNyxRising Před 2 lety +18

      Living the dream tbh, I want a goat in my kitchen

    • @xXMinKookieXx
      @xXMinKookieXx Před 2 lety +40

      A goat in his kitchen just seems normal at this point

    • @Colbini
      @Colbini Před 2 lety +17

      Dude you need to get with the times, get a goat in your kitchen

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 2 lety +816

    I love how he still tells the food "you're gonna do great" whenever he puts it in the oven

  • @svartrbrisingr6141
    @svartrbrisingr6141 Před rokem +415

    this man having a goat in his kitchen is honestly not the craziest thing ive seen from him.

    • @vaikkalate
      @vaikkalate Před rokem

      what do you mean? he has had a goat in there for years. himself

    • @assfucker6997
      @assfucker6997 Před rokem

      Like blowing brown sugar out of a window, setting your food on fire, running at and then hugging his oven, and didn't he try to fight his fridge at one time

    • @memelord417
      @memelord417 Před 6 měsíci +6

      ye this is just my opinion but i think 4000 pounds of hay in one room with spiders and pins floating around in the hay seems to top this kinda

  • @abbieunknown3062
    @abbieunknown3062 Před 2 lety +5461

    I’m surprised Brandon’s house is still standing at this point

    • @cl0wnwap238
      @cl0wnwap238 Před 2 lety +120

      he has like 1,000 houses and changes them every video i think

    • @louisehuzel6642
      @louisehuzel6642 Před 2 lety +10

      lmaooo

    • @PartyAnimal14
      @PartyAnimal14 Před 2 lety +45

      Me too, I even surprised he still lives there considering everything rents it, what type of landlord does he have

    • @Lil_Chix
      @Lil_Chix Před 2 lety +35

      Honestly I was thinking the same thing. Literally in every video of his I'm like "how has his house not been burnt down or disintergrated?"

    • @itsyagirlalexa4360
      @itsyagirlalexa4360 Před 2 lety +23

      bro same, Every video I'm like "OH BOY- IS THIS THE VIDEO HE BURNS HIS HOUSE OR HURTS HIMSELF?"

  • @all3ycat426
    @all3ycat426 Před 2 lety +2723

    I love that Brandon's girlfriend just goes along with his shenanigans. The way they both spit on his shoulder was priceless 🤣

    • @nrwl23
      @nrwl23 Před 2 lety +31

      Ahhh true luv.

    • @beccsie
      @beccsie Před 2 lety +22

      TRUE LOVE, HEFTY WALLET, MANY LAUGHS, NEVER BORED, GREAT MUSICIAN.(just noticed caps being on... cant bother redoing it. caps is cruisecontrol for coOoOoOl....

    • @hopegold883
      @hopegold883 Před 2 lety +19

      I mean, even Morpheus wasn’t interested in the food on the floor. That really says it all

    • @user-lr4xo7sw1o
      @user-lr4xo7sw1o Před 2 lety +1

      Lol true that

    • @RECTALBURRITO
      @RECTALBURRITO Před 2 lety +1

      They're both great at spring each other's shenaniganing.

  • @_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_
    @_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_ Před 8 měsíci +58

    I love how he interacts with us (the camera) knowing its gonna make the video so much better. Sometimes i feel like i can smell his food too. It never smells good.

  • @KermitThegay
    @KermitThegay Před 2 lety +95

    "what did you find in there that was crunchy?" had me on the floor laughing

  • @mariaagloriaa
    @mariaagloriaa Před 2 lety +3279

    BRING HOME MORPHEOUS

  • @JordzXD
    @JordzXD Před 2 lety +2406

    His girlfriend freaking actually tasted that food, that's commitment right there

    • @timaglam9140
      @timaglam9140 Před 2 lety +33

      thats the person u can have a baby with

    • @ohyeah904
      @ohyeah904 Před 2 lety +50

      Seems to me like he didn’t tell her he sprayed it with axe body spray

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Před 2 lety +13

      @@timaglam9140 I got great news for you then

    • @hauntedhistoricparanormal
      @hauntedhistoricparanormal Před 2 lety +8

      @@stephanieann6622 They just had bebe

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Před 2 lety +2

      @@hauntedhistoricparanormal yeah I know that's why I said that lol but I said it like that because Im pretty sure they know and they were making a jokeand i was making a joke to their joke.

  • @Valen-jc9yf
    @Valen-jc9yf Před 2 lety +61

    My favourite thing about all that is how Morpheus waited till the end to relieve himself and cause havoc. Man was definitely plotting the whole time.

  • @yohan2.098
    @yohan2.098 Před rokem +14

    11:37 Garlic is often used as a natural supplement for goats and is believed to have a number of potential benefits. Some people use garlic as a natural dewormer, as it is thought to help control intestinal parasites in goats. Garlic may also help improve the immune system and prevent respiratory infections in goats. Additionally, garlic is sometimes used to improve the taste of feed and stimulate appetite in goats.
    However, it is important to note that garlic should not be the sole treatment for any health issue in goats. It should always be used in conjunction with proper veterinary care and a balanced diet. Additionally, too much garlic can be harmful to goats, so it should be used in moderation. It's always best to consult with a veterinarian before introducing any new supplement to your goats' diet.

  • @meeps_87
    @meeps_87 Před 2 lety +4050

    the fact that Brandon takes his time to wrap his kitchen in aluminum foil is why I'm subscribed.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 Před 2 lety +47

      the pure dedication this man has is admirable

    • @mctheobeymebunny190
      @mctheobeymebunny190 Před 2 lety +7

      Yes yes

    • @FBCGodfather
      @FBCGodfather Před 2 lety +6

      I think that's one of the reasons I STOPPED watching. He tries too hard now.
      He was funnier when he just filmed himself.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 Před 2 lety +15

      @@FBCGodfather ok 🤷‍♂️

    • @loveletterhive
      @loveletterhive Před 2 lety +6

      Aren't reflective surfaces supposed to make rooms look bigger? How is it the foil makes the kitchen look half the size it was????? XD

  • @iiseamonsterii9625
    @iiseamonsterii9625 Před 2 lety +585

    “You can call me uncle dad… it’s complicated”
    -Brandon Farris

    • @raisinqhell
      @raisinqhell Před 2 lety +9

      The start of uncle grandpa.....

    • @iiseamonsterii9625
      @iiseamonsterii9625 Před 2 lety +4

      @@raisinqhell the start of uncle great grandpa

    • @meowmeowmeowwww_
      @meowmeowmeowwww_ Před 2 lety +3

      @@iiseamonsterii9625 i love your pfp omg

    • @Garglicious
      @Garglicious Před 2 lety +4

      Has anyone watched arrested development ? When buster goes Hey uncle dad 😭😭🤣🤣

    • @iiseamonsterii9625
      @iiseamonsterii9625 Před 2 lety +2

      @@meowmeowmeowwww_ thanks sugawara is my family

  • @cydvicious88
    @cydvicious88 Před 2 lety +46

    The Axe body spray reminds me of being in the girls locker room and being able to smell it through the vents from the boys locker room 🤢

    • @XanderWellborn
      @XanderWellborn Před 9 dny

      and no one is talking about how he put it on the food

  • @kobibell4299
    @kobibell4299 Před 11 měsíci +14

    6:09 the government at that moment:
    DANG IT, WE LOST HIS SIGNAL!

  • @Epiidevvy
    @Epiidevvy Před 2 lety +1034

    Considering the complete insanity that Morphius is surrounded by, that is one chill goat.

    • @LAvenus79
      @LAvenus79 Před 2 lety +8

      Yes!!!

    • @christian_farm_girl2120
      @christian_farm_girl2120 Před 2 lety +14

      Most goats are naturally chil

    • @hinakedragon8512
      @hinakedragon8512 Před 2 lety +7

      @@christian_farm_girl2120 not the goats i have, they like to ram their heads into things

    • @christian_farm_girl2120
      @christian_farm_girl2120 Před 2 lety +9

      That's normal for goats to ram their heads into stuff, and I can promise you they doo regurgitate food from their stomachs to chew it up again, it's cool that you have goats too😊

    • @christian_farm_girl2120
      @christian_farm_girl2120 Před 2 lety +4

      Oh nevermind I thought you were talking about something haha, it just depends on the goat

  • @jesmile234
    @jesmile234 Před 2 lety +537

    This WHOLE video is solely because brandon needed a reason to spend the afternoon with a goat

    • @butterflyacres
      @butterflyacres Před 2 lety +16

      Who wouldn’t want to spend an afternoon with a goat they are amazing

    • @jesmile234
      @jesmile234 Před 2 lety +6

      @@butterflyacres very true lol

  • @finn_20
    @finn_20 Před 2 lety +80

    Just watching you put the axe spray on launched me back to 5th grade when we had PE with the 6th graders. My school had to make a few rules saying you:
    1. Couldn’t bring perfume/body spray
    2. Could only bring deodorant
    3. Any deodorant you wanted to put on, you had to go outside in a group with a teacher
    Everyone felt like we were suffocating in boy stench and testosterone. The guys would put so much on because they thought it made them hot when all it did was make girls wanna stay away from them so they could breathe😂

    • @ericcortes9105
      @ericcortes9105 Před 2 lety +3

      Hahaha

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 Před rokem +3

      I didn’t put body spray on during high school but I did put on cologne one day. A girl I’ve known for about a decade by that point grabbed me from behind just to smell what kind of cologne I was wearing

    • @randomhuman2318
      @randomhuman2318 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I wish we had that rule in middle school, you couldn’t breath if you just walked NEAR the locker rooms it was so bad 😂

  • @tessastryker7663
    @tessastryker7663 Před rokem +5

    This is my absolute favorite video of yours!
    "Lest he get the strawberry again". I totally lost it at that point and we hadn't even gotten through the intro😂😂😂

  • @experiment117a5
    @experiment117a5 Před 2 lety +1253

    Nobody:
    Brandon: *tin foils his entire kitchen*
    The neighbor next door: Jimmy he has done it again! Bless his heart.

    • @preslielayne8553
      @preslielayne8553 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah I’m a big fan

    • @tiredlad4705
      @tiredlad4705 Před 2 lety +25

      *Thick Southern Accent* "Honey! Get the binoculars! That boy's at it again!!"

    • @rat3022
      @rat3022 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae Před 2 lety +2

      Does he have a train set?

    • @experiment117a5
      @experiment117a5 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tiredlad4705 Don't forget the popcorn and sweet tea!

  • @ejnissley546
    @ejnissley546 Před 2 lety +1871

    "this was originally 40 minutes long..."
    you have earned my respect, mr editor

  • @theyluvbay222
    @theyluvbay222 Před 2 lety +16

    i love how it said to cover all everything in foil and he covered everything BUT the ribs. 😂

  • @BrodieGameplays
    @BrodieGameplays Před 2 lety +14

    brandon does a wonderful impersonation of my sleep paralysis demon

  • @wesyouknow4649
    @wesyouknow4649 Před 2 lety +1499

    The fact that Brandon still has the butter butt is why I love this channel

    • @kelvinbloxham4324
      @kelvinbloxham4324 Před 2 lety +25

      I was kind of wondering how much of the fridge it takes up

    • @dvrkfae
      @dvrkfae Před 2 lety +14

      If he encases it in resin he can keep it forever

    • @igotyournosehehe330
      @igotyournosehehe330 Před 2 lety +13

      Imagine he answers your comment like " you been watching my butt since the beginning of the video dude?"

    • @woof5951
      @woof5951 Před 2 lety

      BUTTer

    • @Lin_lin_editz
      @Lin_lin_editz Před 2 lety

      Ye

  • @annasilvertongue
    @annasilvertongue Před 2 lety +471

    Brandon has "Baby isn't sleeping through the night" eyes

    • @teribirrell
      @teribirrell Před 2 lety +85

      More “I opened my eyes in ketchup and sunscreen hot tub water” eyes. 😂

    • @Karlicias
      @Karlicias Před 2 lety +17

      Broo i agree he looks like he didnt get Enough sleep baby isnt easy to raise 🤷‍♂️

    • @Lifewithlayyy_
      @Lifewithlayyy_ Před 2 lety +21

      @@Karlicias he’s a newborn of course his first few months are gonna be rough.

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 2 lety +9

      @@teribirrell lol, Right? Too much waterplay in not water…

    • @Karlicias
      @Karlicias Před 2 lety

      @@Lifewithlayyy_ No shit thats what i said da fuck ?

  • @ng-lr4vz
    @ng-lr4vz Před 2 lety +3

    The randomness of having leopard boots on the counter and a twilight book in the sink lmao

  • @ZuzuNoel
    @ZuzuNoel Před 2 lety +6

    *Original Pie Recipe (don't need to read):*
    For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Crush the cookies until they're fine crumbs. Pour the melted butter over the top and stir with a fork to combine. Press into a pie pan and bake until set, 5 to 7 minutes. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely.
    For the filling: Beat the peanut butter with the cream cheese until smooth. Add the powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Add in the thawed whipped topping and beat until smooth, scraping the sides as needed.
    Pour the filling into the crust, evening out the top with a knife or spatula. Chill for at least an hour before serving.
    Cook’s Note
    Warning: This is ultra, ultra-rich. Cut small slivers-your guests will thank you!
    *Pie Recipe once translated:*
    He was buried in the skin. Preheat the oven to 350 ° C. Press until the bread is baked. Pour in the melted butter and mix with the crumbs. put in a cup and cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from oven and dry completely.
    Add soil and salt to taste. Add flour and sugar and mix well. Add lamb if needed.
    Wipe with a cap in a spatula or spatula. Change clothes 1 hour before eating.
    the Chef says:
    PART. Big Little: Thank you, my friend.

  • @lizzypeat-ross
    @lizzypeat-ross Před 2 lety +1839

    Morpheous: poops and pee's everywhere
    Gloria: (claps) can we keep him?!?!

    • @abih-d9503
      @abih-d9503 Před 2 lety +40

      Atleast we now know why she likes brandon.

    • @unknownpasta8103
      @unknownpasta8103 Před 2 lety +12

      At least it wa son tin foil?

    • @th3yluvvmee
      @th3yluvvmee Před 2 lety

      @@unknownpasta8103 there was no tinfoil when it fell…

    • @OfficialShiggySimp
      @OfficialShiggySimp Před rokem +3

      LMAOidk why I put the emoji there, I just found it

    • @Phantasmh
      @Phantasmh Před rokem +2

      @@OfficialShiggySimp how'd u get that emoji??

  • @chasehanyen4029
    @chasehanyen4029 Před 2 lety +2980

    For anyone that got offended by his foster care jokes as a foster kid myself I found them hilarious

  • @jodyshoneybee
    @jodyshoneybee Před 2 lety +5

    Me and my kids absolutely love your videos. My 4 yr old constantly laughs at your google translates videos.
    Also your baby is absolutely adorable 💙

  • @definitelynothallie
    @definitelynothallie Před 11 měsíci +7

    4:52 the fact that i was yawning scares me

  • @Zoe_the_Introverted
    @Zoe_the_Introverted Před 2 lety +2002

    “Oh wow he tin-foiled his entire kitchen that has to be the craziest thing he’ll do in this video.”
    *brings in Goat named Morpheus*
    “… Spoke to soon.”

    • @butterflyacres
      @butterflyacres Před 2 lety +26

      Having a goat in your kitchen isn’t crazy I do it all the time (I’m actually serious I have a baby goat living in the house plus the grown ones will come inside for captain crunch)

    • @lanewhitaker277
      @lanewhitaker277 Před 2 lety +7

      @@butterflyacres what kind of captain crunch? Regular or oops all berries?

    • @butterflyacres
      @butterflyacres Před 2 lety +7

      @@lanewhitaker277 regular they also like saltine crackers and caramel popcorn I only gave them popcorn like twice though

    • @groovynotgroovy6005
      @groovynotgroovy6005 Před 2 lety +7

      Also in his newest video from today, he turned his room into a ball pit

    • @masterPNDA1234
      @masterPNDA1234 Před 2 lety +2

      Damn you spoke to soon? How is he doing?

  • @aryllraelacsamana293
    @aryllraelacsamana293 Před 2 lety +328

    the fact he got a real goat

  • @samanthaziernik5055
    @samanthaziernik5055 Před 2 lety +4

    When I go to date night I now expect a goat and kitchen full of aluminum foil

  • @blockboy2295
    @blockboy2295 Před 2 lety +3

    I’ve rewatched this videos like 5 times 😂 love the goat 🐐 and Gloria

  • @meganrose5429
    @meganrose5429 Před 2 lety +1773

    This is probably the most chaotic "Google translate makes me food" episode Brandon has done yet and that's......saying something

    • @kiruz9455
      @kiruz9455 Před 2 lety +17

      Hell no watch google translate makes elotes

    • @annavoerman9268
      @annavoerman9268 Před 2 lety +6

      That’s so true.

    • @tfgrrl2042
      @tfgrrl2042 Před 2 lety +9

      Well he does have a new baby, I'm surprised he's even awake.

    • @meganrose5429
      @meganrose5429 Před 2 lety +3

      @@tfgrrl2042 wait- he has another kid??? I havnt watched him jn a couple months but fr??

    • @tfgrrl2042
      @tfgrrl2042 Před 2 lety +7

      @@meganrose5429 yup he had a baby with his gf, they did a great job of keepin it on the dl. I didn't even realize she was pregnant.

  • @datgaydangernoodle1315
    @datgaydangernoodle1315 Před 2 lety +707

    Noone:
    Not kelly:
    Not his scissors:
    Not even Kevin and his PICKLE:
    Brandon: covers the entire kitchen in tin foil, and proceeds to put a goat in it

    • @Tuesday36
      @Tuesday36 Před 2 lety +15

      DO NOT QUESTION LORD FARRIS!!! THIEN SHALL BE PUNISHED DEATH BY SHEEP

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 Před 2 lety +11

      @@Tuesday36 OH GOD NO
      I DONT WANNA BE KNITTED TO DEATH

    • @Tuesday36
      @Tuesday36 Před 2 lety +7

      @@datgaydangernoodle1315 THEN PRAY TO LORD FARRIS TO NOT BE PUNISHED

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Tuesday36
      Oh lord farris,
      Please do not wool me to death for i have a family of goats who love me very much
      🙏 thankyou

    • @Tuesday36
      @Tuesday36 Před 2 lety +4

      @@datgaydangernoodle1315 HMMMM NOT GOOD ENOUGH DEATH BY SHEEP

  • @aliyahbaker4161
    @aliyahbaker4161 Před 2 lety +8

    Imagine Gloria didn't know Brandon was filming today and came home to the kitchen covered in tinfoil and a goat in the kitchen....

  • @shifti7387
    @shifti7387 Před 2 lety +4

    Its like the title “is i ate the best burger ever”
    And the thumbnail is him with a cow

  • @user-jj4du7vn7n
    @user-jj4du7vn7n Před 2 lety +673

    “Shoves head in freezer and dies” words from a very wise Brandon

  • @elliekrut4303
    @elliekrut4303 Před 2 lety +400

    The council demands more collabs with the one known as Morpheus

  • @jaxonthepopandbrickguy
    @jaxonthepopandbrickguy Před rokem +2

    I can’t believe he brought a goat 🐐. This channel is so good and funny ❤

  • @CRAZYN1NJA
    @CRAZYN1NJA Před 2 lety +2

    "can we adopt him?"
    "this is dinner"
    "ohhh, nooooo"

  • @Chom-Chom
    @Chom-Chom Před 2 lety +239

    The council demands more video documentation in partnership with the one known as Morpheus

  • @emilyroberts6582
    @emilyroberts6582 Před 2 lety +261

    In the words of Daz Black: “someone needs to explain the GOAAAAT!”

  • @QuKun
    @QuKun Před rokem +2

    This man makes so much effort and this guy never stops making me laugh so hard, he should be known as youtube's most hilarious guy ever! fucking hell i love him

  • @Weirdo_Kai.
    @Weirdo_Kai. Před 7 měsíci +3

    As a person who loves books.... HOW COULD YOU JUST DROP THAT BOOK CARELESSLY INTO THAT BOWL WHAT THE HECK-

  • @siracha4244
    @siracha4244 Před 2 lety +154

    I wasn’t ready for the goat. Well played Brandon Farris

  • @marcel_stern
    @marcel_stern Před 2 lety +225

    Brandon is safe from Alien radiation with all of that tinfoil

  • @showjas8748
    @showjas8748 Před 2 lety +7

    The best part is that none of the things Brandon does surprises anyone, we are just in hysterics with a slight amount of concern for everyone involved🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-kz7jc5xd1r
    @user-kz7jc5xd1r Před 4 měsíci +1

    Brandon should have his very own cooking show, because trust me i'd binge watch every single episode and I mean every episode.

  • @mixy8056
    @mixy8056 Před 2 lety +353

    I love how Gloria has the same sense of humor as Brandon lol she's so funny

  • @kamip5393
    @kamip5393 Před 2 lety +326

    Okay so I have to tell you, I work in a lab using live cells and every time I put them in the incubator I tell them they're going to do great... because of your Google translate videos

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 2 lety +4

      🤣 yes!!!

    • @shirleyward5887
      @shirleyward5887 Před 2 lety +4

      I love this so much! 😂💜

    • @kamip5393
      @kamip5393 Před 2 lety +8

      @Plant life in Jen’s greenhouse I mean, your kid probably appreciates it more than my cells but yesss!

    • @olivialees4194
      @olivialees4194 Před 2 lety +3

      Thats awesome 😂

  • @cassandra.wladyslava
    @cassandra.wladyslava Před 2 lety

    I am so happy I decided to click on the “New For You” option and CZcams recommended your channel. Been binge watching ever since.

  • @salmon_guts
    @salmon_guts Před rokem +1

    That goat is the calmest thing in the room

  • @creaturekat6183
    @creaturekat6183 Před 2 lety +195

    I'm glad Brandon does these videos so I don't feel the need to destroy my own kitchen.

    • @FoeNyxRising
      @FoeNyxRising Před 2 lety +11

      Speak for yourself, he inspires me to destroy my kitchen

    • @renwarrenp5097
      @renwarrenp5097 Před 2 lety +1

      I just can’t cook too well and the kitchen would be destroyed as soon as I walk in it- I’ve already broken 3 can openers by touching them when they worked before I did- had to get a mechanical one- thankfully it still works- surprised my mom could eat my salmon croquettes 💀

    • @Zombiimel
      @Zombiimel Před 2 lety

      He inspires me to destroy stuff and record it and make it funny

  • @tasha4052
    @tasha4052 Před 2 lety +296

    I love that Gloria was so excited about the goat even though it was peeing everywhere 😂🤣💜🖤

  • @jaylynbabin4358
    @jaylynbabin4358 Před 21 dnem +2

    “ Uncle dad …….. ITS COMPLICATED “

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas Před 2 lety +2

    Love Morpheus 😍
    Also your new chrome kitchen is looking nice, Brandon 👍

  • @heatherdontcare
    @heatherdontcare Před 2 lety +241

    This was everything!!!!! Gloria...."don't come home without the goat!" 😂 are you still in the apartment with the village children, Brandon? 😂

  • @thefatsuccubus
    @thefatsuccubus Před 2 lety +135

    This is so obscure but Gloria saying "you sit next to me and I mean forever" is a quote from Louise in Bob's Burgers! "Nat, you sit next to me and I mean forever." I love Bob's and I love Gloria for quoting it!

  • @jisterix7696
    @jisterix7696 Před 2 lety +1

    i like how Morpheus is just standing in one spot in the entire video

  • @user-lr4xo7sw1o
    @user-lr4xo7sw1o Před 2 lety +1

    The fact that he asked the goat of he was dead and how he followed directions perfectly tho

  • @KandixKoatedxBatz
    @KandixKoatedxBatz Před 2 lety +69

    ‘What did you find there that was crunchy?!’ Took me out

  • @sarah-pz5de
    @sarah-pz5de Před 2 lety +260

    i just can’t stop staring at his left eye and trying to tell if it’s bloodshot or not

    • @humaymammadova4564
      @humaymammadova4564 Před 2 lety +24

      I'm surprised that Brandon didn't take the opportunity to say that he "smells like teen spirit" makes me angry👺

    • @ttea.isdumb
      @ttea.isdumb Před 2 lety +4

      It looks like it.

    • @MikoMilo449
      @MikoMilo449 Před 2 lety +2

      @@humaymammadova4564 someone said that

    • @Ihateyoudealwithit
      @Ihateyoudealwithit Před rokem +15

      He has a popped blood vessel it's completely normal and it won't hurt him!

    • @pinkandblue5754
      @pinkandblue5754 Před rokem +1

      i can’t stop staring at this eye too

  • @Sugarandspice14
    @Sugarandspice14 Před 8 měsíci +3

    20:31 NOOO THE POLICE DROVE BY WITH THE SIRENS AT THE PERFECT TIME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE VIDEO

  • @jessiemack9317
    @jessiemack9317 Před rokem

    We need more of these again lol 😂 me and the kids love you and the videos

  • @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523
    @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 Před 2 lety +87

    brandon & goat: the dynamic duo we all needed

    • @tiichanmartin
      @tiichanmartin Před 2 lety

      On another note, I absolutely love your profile picture 💖

    • @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523
      @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tiichanmartin ayyy thanks 😊

    • @hocushenry3867
      @hocushenry3867 Před 2 lety +1

      Holy crap I know your profile picture and i absolutely love it bro

    • @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523
      @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hocushenry3867 my dude, yalls made my day, thenk and here's some cake 🍰🍰🍰

    • @tiichanmartin
      @tiichanmartin Před 2 lety +2

      @@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 no problem 😊

  • @balinesecat_3185
    @balinesecat_3185 Před 2 lety +212

    I’m sorry I’m just imagining the vegan teacher dying right now…

    • @amandahugnkiss
      @amandahugnkiss Před 2 lety +14

      I weirdly was too and it made me laugh even harder

    • @kraequgold8297
      @kraequgold8297 Před 2 lety +2

      OMG YES
      LMAO

    • @baller9real
      @baller9real Před 2 lety +4

      OMG>>>August the duck got me into watching a couple of her videos, and they're wack as hell! She called Gordon Ramsay Hitler!

    • @xxluckyy13xx
      @xxluckyy13xx Před 2 lety +1

      I’m 💀
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 Před 2 lety +4

    9:03 Plastic? I thought that was a porcelain plate. Still not a great idea, but I did not expect plastic.

  • @ScarecrowCorporation
    @ScarecrowCorporation Před 2 lety

    How did I miss this episode i watch every upload goodness this was gold.

  • @jenna1714
    @jenna1714 Před 2 lety +163

    Brandon: calls MariaaGloriaa
    Also Brandon: “I need a goat, it’s for date night dinner”

  • @laineychildress3116
    @laineychildress3116 Před 2 lety +207

    Clicked on this faster than Brandon could get through the intro 😂

  • @corkytara
    @corkytara Před měsícem

    I love all you do but I think this has been my fave Google translate you have done... Yes I'm watching all your videos out of order...😁

  • @515prelude
    @515prelude Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Excuse me that's my rear end...what did you find in there that's crunchy??"

  • @Iredseptember
    @Iredseptember Před 2 lety +130

    I need “what did you find in there that was crunchy” on a shirt with a outline of Brandon and Morpheus 😂😂😂

  • @angelpear219
    @angelpear219 Před 2 lety +81

    Aiden reminds me so much of Lixian. Brandon, Aiden, you're both beautiful and perfectly insane humans, do not ever change that

  • @Rwaagss
    @Rwaagss Před 2 lety +5

    Brandon provides the perfect daily dose of crackhead chaotic. Love it here.

  • @cammie_444
    @cammie_444 Před 2 lety +3

    Why am I just now realizing how much of a gem his profile picture is 😂

  • @gracebringans5913
    @gracebringans5913 Před 2 lety +269

    Twilight wasn’t the best series but it still hurt my soul to see a new book be destroyed… it shook me to my core, but worth it for one of Brandon’s videos.

    • @Sparkler2020
      @Sparkler2020 Před 2 lety +30

      FINALLY SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT IT I just about died inside when he put it in the sauce😩😩😩

    • @bfester3453
      @bfester3453 Před 2 lety +13

      I audibly gasped and shuddered. Why would you do that to a book??

    • @ninadeschryver1795
      @ninadeschryver1795 Před 2 lety +5

      MY EYES WENT O-O

    • @kennadanyelle8749
      @kennadanyelle8749 Před 2 lety +1

      Sameeee

    • @gurgirl0884
      @gurgirl0884 Před 2 lety +4

      I'm not gonna lie, I screamed out brandons name like a mom scolding her child. 😂🤣😅😅😅

  • @thekraftykorner4189
    @thekraftykorner4189 Před 2 lety +83

    As they bite the ribs: remembers the axe spray he sprayed on them

    • @lowryfamily06fe
      @lowryfamily06fe Před 2 lety +3

      Literally all I could think about. Axe is nasty in general. I don’t even want to imagine eating it. 😂

  • @Dreaded-Flower
    @Dreaded-Flower Před 2 lety +11

    was your wife always crazy like you or did you make her like this? you two are amazing

  • @ronahen0161
    @ronahen0161 Před 2 lety +5

    im crying laughing right now. at 2:27 when he holds up the ribs, theres no denying the bag on the right rib is from the company i work for lol. They ship products globally but i never thought id see it in a youtube video lol

  • @soshiangel90
    @soshiangel90 Před 2 lety +207

    I swear I love how much you guys just gel with your humor. Gloria just going along with it all honestly just makes it even more funny.
    Also, she is already such a mom being super impressed at poopies

  • @diannadawson4429
    @diannadawson4429 Před 2 lety +55

    The fact that Maria Gloria WILLINGLY TASTED all of that! SUPPORT !These two BELONG TOGETHER and I love to see it!❤️

  • @dazmatazz
    @dazmatazz Před 2 lety +2

    He missed the biggest opportunity asking the goat named Morpheus if he wanted to pick the nonexistent spoon at 20:10

  • @41sss
    @41sss Před 6 měsíci +2

    that goat looks so confused

  • @stevierudolph2944
    @stevierudolph2944 Před 2 lety +98

    Farris, you have activated my boyfriend’s Siri speaker and she has set a timer for 23 hours. Now she wont let me turn it off. 😂 I might have to thank you for this unintentional prank or leave the state and change my name.

  • @syco9154
    @syco9154 Před 2 lety +54

    Every kid would love brandon as a teacher, cuz no one would have to do work

    • @deltaforcefemboy6374
      @deltaforcefemboy6374 Před 2 lety +9

      That or he would bring random crap into the school and be like this is my goat Morpheus and now we make a CZcams video

  • @mrmusikman8298
    @mrmusikman8298 Před 2 lety

    Great video idea. You are the king of comedy man, you really are

  • @sophiaj6473
    @sophiaj6473 Před rokem +1

    Brandon needs to make a video like this with comments about Gloria like that and then do a raw reaction video with Gloria because the behind the scenes and Gloria's reaction to some of this would be awesome. also if autumn was there too! Love your content Brandon keep going!

  • @amandasheaffer5861
    @amandasheaffer5861 Před 2 lety +64

    My 7-year-old: Mommy, what's he doing?
    Me: Cooking
    7: Why is his house covered in that umm.. tin foil?
    Me: Because he's Brandon. 😂

    • @susansewall6632
      @susansewall6632 Před 2 lety +3

      thats when your 7 year old now thinks that EVERY person named Brandon does this to their house now... that would be my sons logic

    • @amandasheaffer5861
      @amandasheaffer5861 Před 2 lety +2

      @@susansewall6632 Bahahhahaa! My Son normally watches Brandon with me. He just wasn't really paying attention this time. He is familiar with Brandon's shenanigans.

  • @newdayjesus6027
    @newdayjesus6027 Před 2 lety +67

    40 minutes. I don't know if this was an exaggeration or if Aiden is a true trooper. Either way, well done Aiden the editor

    • @newdayjesus6027
      @newdayjesus6027 Před 2 lety

      @Mandy Howard seriously 🤣 when the intro takes up 3 minutes of the video lol

    • @katemmcgehee
      @katemmcgehee Před 2 lety +3

      Do you remember when he washed his hands for literally 25 minutes straight?? Lol

    • @newdayjesus6027
      @newdayjesus6027 Před 2 lety +1

      @@katemmcgehee tbf, food safety haha

  • @mohammedabdullah6189
    @mohammedabdullah6189 Před 2 lety +1

    Doesn’t matter how old u r this guy will always make u laugh

  • @rustybanana7962
    @rustybanana7962 Před rokem +5

    I’m surprised Brandon’s whole house isn’t covered in tin foil honestly lol

  • @elmosknees
    @elmosknees Před 2 lety +175

    I'm surprised that Brandon didn't take the opportunity to say that he "smells like teen spirit" makes me angry👺

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Před 2 lety +2

      I was saying it as he was seeming like he was going to say it but Im pretty sure i had a stroke trying to say it lmao

  • @Tommy-421
    @Tommy-421 Před 2 lety +27

    "You're a goat"
    Thanks brandon, thought it was a child

  • @aaronplaysftw5802
    @aaronplaysftw5802 Před 2 lety +3

    3:40, i can literally smell your axe anarchy smell through the phone 😂

  • @misschanchan1290
    @misschanchan1290 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "It smells like high school angst" broooo i lost it xD