I haven't laughed this hard in.... months!!! Oh dear Lord Brandon, everything about this was bringing me to tears!!! I'd laugh si hard I couldn't hear the video. So I backed it up 20 seconds to try to hear again....only to laugh harder and still be unable to hear. My cat won't come near me I was laughing so hard!!
Their local dry cleaners probably either hate him or love him. They hate him because he gives them a challenging item to clean, but they love him because he pays them good money and I'm sure he tips too lmao
"The entire recipe was all in Spanish and, lucky for me, my Entire Girlfrind is all in Spanish as well." OMG not even 2 minutes in and I'm already dyeing😂😂🤣
"Ive never actually made elote before" as he plops a gross amount of mayonaise into a metal bowl thats floating in an inflateable hottub dressed like a mariache player. Coulda fooled me 🤣🤣🤣
I audibly laughed at the "cornography" joke and I feel bad about it. Usually I'll audibly laugh at a higher level joke than that, but that... that did it for some reason.
Actual captions for those genuinely curious about the intro: “Hello, and welcome to the “Translator of Google”. My name is Brandon and I am NOT reading this off the computer. I have big muscles and lots of money, also my feet hurt in these boots, but we’re getting off topic. So, if you don’t mind, onto the rest of the episode in English.” If anyone else would like to help me correct this, please do, Spanish is my second language!
The only part that tipped me off as to the fact it wasn't captioned correctly was "En inglés" was "And in glass" Plus the fact it was completely nonsensical I wonder if he used a speech-to-text thing to get the captions???
When you dove into the hot tub to take a "nap" I cracked up so flippin hard. Praying to Jear Desus that the electricity was shut off when the tub came out. Roflmao!!!!
At this point I think he bought that apartment to turn into his office and he lives in a different one....there's no other answer with all the mess he makes. Lol
Brandon: "guess how much this outfit cost. a thousand dollars" also Brandon: tapes corn to his back, soaks in hot tub, splatters mayo on pants, probably got salmonella on his sleeves...
@@aj_buddy2 exactly, it's bacteria, which means it can transfer surfaces. It's why we do thinks like wash our hands and counters after handling things like raw poultry, so if any bacteria transferred onto those surfaces it can be destroyed and we don't accidentally touch it and then touch our faces, or if we have an open wound it doesn't find it's way in when we touch the counter
The "Marco...Pollo" killed me that was hilarious. Oh man...Brandon...you never cease to surprise me and never cease to entertain me! Thank you for this! Lol
Omg I love your videos so much I just started watching yesterday ur like the most funniest person I have ever seen. your videos always make me laugh and smile goodluck!
"Marco.. .. *pollo!"* Okay that was one of the best on the spot spanglish jokes ive heard lmao i almost choked brandon you are too funny and too much everything i hope you dont actually get salmonella please bathe in bleach just kidding dont but do something please love you
I recently found your channel and fell in love and an early grave of laughter XD. I have binged your channel and love everything. Stay loosey goosey Brandon 🤪
Brandon no longer surprises me any more with his hilarious antics and messes but I must say, when that whole hot tub appeared with jets and everything my jaw dropped 😂
Sitting in a packed ER waiting room waiting to be called back to be seen when Brandon says, "Don't worry your Boofed Chicken-Corn". And I crack up laughing. I don't even care that everyone is staring. Boofed chicken-corn? That is Dad-joke level comedy gold! Thanks for the laughter in a place that doesn't see much.
Hey Brandon I have want to say that you are not only an inspiration to me and so many people but a true gift to this world. I love you and what you do and haven't been able to even send a letter but the moment I get the chance I'm sending a huge box of gifts and a letter because you have truly help me more than you'll ever know. Thank you for being you.
the....waste.... Like I love ya Brandon and your videos - just this one really struck me with how much it likely cost. I hope youtube pays you A TON! Haha
Me: “Hey Brandon, can you hold this for me?” Brandon: “Sorry my hands are slippery with salmonella.” ….wut🙃 Post edit: Brandon liked and highlighted my post😭🥰✨✨✨
Seriously appreciate and love your videos. I'm struggling with depression and you seem to make me laugh every time. Congratulations to you and Gloria for bringing that bouncing baby boy into this world.
I can't begin to tell you how badly I needed this today. Now that everyone in the office thinks I'm insane for busting out laughing.... I shall return to work.
“My entire girlfriend is all in Spanish as well.”
That made me lol for real 😆
Amazing 👍👍👍
i thought brandon “undressing” ears of corn was the most absurd this video could get - until the hot tub came out.
you must be new here xD
@@BambiBeats6428 oh believe me i’m not, i just never know what to expect with brandon 💀
Bro, he force fornicated a corn cob and a chicken. This is normal on this channel and I love and am disturbed by it.
Hello u have a ranboo pfp please elaborate
@@sillygooseiseatingbread yes
When landlords are like "no pets allowed" and full adult Brandon's like, "yeah that's a hot tub in my kitchen".
You don't need a child in your home when you got Brandon
Does a goat count as a pet?
Because Brandon rented a goat named Morpheus once.
Nothing in the rules saying he in fact canNOT have a hot tub in the kitchen!!! He wins!!!
Brandon: *throws candle into the hot tub*
Also Brandon: "Ah that's a bad idea"
Acting like that's the most dangerous thing he did in this video🤣🤣
I never thought I'd watch a man in a Mexican outfit chase a bowl around a hot tub in his kitchen but here I am, in tears LOL
SMAE IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
Brandon is my favorite thing on this cursed site. This video is the first thing that has gotten a genuine laugh out of me today
I literally was drinking water when he dove into the hot tub and I genuinely choked 😂😂
YESSS
I haven't laughed this hard in.... months!!! Oh dear Lord Brandon, everything about this was bringing me to tears!!! I'd laugh si hard I couldn't hear the video. So I backed it up 20 seconds to try to hear again....only to laugh harder and still be unable to hear. My cat won't come near me I was laughing so hard!!
Brandon: "This suit cost $1000!"
10 seconds later is in a hot tub with the suit that I imagine is dry clean only
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That what I was thinking lol
Their local dry cleaners probably either hate him or love him. They hate him because he gives them a challenging item to clean, but they love him because he pays them good money and I'm sure he tips too lmao
ok but can we just appreciate that Brandon played the Zelda intro with an accordion?
Yaaaas
No. Stop asking permission and just do it.
I deny you permission
WAIT WHAT WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN
@@RioEnsius at the very beginning it made me smile 😁
The fact that he has the classic animal crossing music playing the whole time🤣
This!! My brain gets so confused 😂
I am an entire Mexican.yes. .. si.
That's exactly how I respond to my full Mexican family. Sí
Oh, Hi 👋 MG! 🖤🖤🖤
Oh nice too see u here love :)
Awww hi you so awesome 🥰🥰
😆 probably my favorite line! Y'all are awesome.
"The entire recipe was all in Spanish and, lucky for me, my Entire Girlfrind is all in Spanish as well." OMG not even 2 minutes in and I'm already dyeing😂😂🤣
Therapist: "Baked Brandon isn't real."
Baked Brandon: 1:41
I have an unconditional fear of smoke alarms so seeing Brandon take out the battery like that made me laugh 😂
Ever thought of shooting the fire alarm?
@@sdh- no, but that’s an excellent idea
Having Brandon speak spanish is something I didn’t think I needed until now
Heh
Heh
@@ScalyRaptor1944 The mods deleted their spam. That happens sometimes after Brandon uploads.
@@LiciaYoung nicr
brandon hearted my comment i can die happy now
1 minute and 52 seconds for an intro…we are getting better! 😂
Truly a small longboat for peoplekind
I mean slow and steady wins the race right?
I pee rectangles
That sounds really painful...
I love you brandon
"Lucky for me, my ENTIRE girlfriend is all in Spanish as well." ~ Brandon September 2021~
"Ive never actually made elote before" as he plops a gross amount of mayonaise into a metal bowl thats floating in an inflateable hottub dressed like a mariache player.
Coulda fooled me 🤣🤣🤣
The dad jokes are coming along nicely.
And let's be realistic, that's not even the most amount of water that kitchen floor has seen,
I audibly laughed at the "cornography" joke and I feel bad about it. Usually I'll audibly laugh at a higher level joke than that, but that... that did it for some reason.
@@roseyhorsegirl8079 lmao
I did too tho im immature and now my parents are looking at me weird cos i snorted so loudly-
This man just does things to you.
@Just Some Fun Oh trust me, I know lol
Ok
The Lord himself came back again with the daily dose of Spanish.
Yesyes
Bonjour
¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás hoy?
He makes me laugh so much
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 that's french
2:54 - "wonder how Jerry is doing"
I'm doing good, Brandon. Thanks for asking
I’m suprised his kitchen floors are still intact 😭
We're all Surprised his Intact, with all the Crazy and Dangerous Stuff he does. 🤣
Actual captions for those genuinely curious about the intro:
“Hello, and welcome to the “Translator of Google”. My name is Brandon and I am NOT reading this off the computer. I have big muscles and lots of money, also my feet hurt in these boots, but we’re getting off topic. So, if you don’t mind, onto the rest of the episode in English.”
If anyone else would like to help me correct this, please do, Spanish is my second language!
I think the part you were unsure about is “also, my feet hurt with these shoes on”
Thank you. I came looking for what he really was saying.
The only part that tipped me off as to the fact it wasn't captioned correctly was "En inglés" was "And in glass"
Plus the fact it was completely nonsensical
I wonder if he used a speech-to-text thing to get the captions???
@@MandMs05 his editor put a caption that said he has no idea how to speak Spanish, so it told you the caption was not correct.
@@julinnegb2589 thank you! I heard him say shoes and hurt but the rest I had no idea🤠
I swear to god that Brandon is becoming more immature as he “matures” in life haha
Age-regresinh mentaly 😂👌
He's evolving, just backwards
@@avestra so...devolving?
@@sarahglynn499 That's the joke, lol.
Don't we all
As a hispanic….. I absolutely love this!!!!! It’s hilarious🤣🤣 I love your videos they always make me laugh I love you 😭💗
When you dove into the hot tub to take a "nap" I cracked up so flippin hard. Praying to Jear Desus that the electricity was shut off when the tub came out. Roflmao!!!!
@Ella Ava For sure we could all take a page out of his book to enjoy life a bit more.
“Or we used to call it when I was still am currently white” we love Brandon
Your profile picture is adorable
Hi about your pfp Idk if you know but you can change the color of the hand, have a nice day!
😆🥲😋🥰🥰😉😀😚🥰😛☺😄😛🤔🤗🤫🤗😜😄😊🤩😚😄🤩😐🤔🤗😶🤑😛🤗😛🤩
T
Hello
Brandon: "We're missing a chicken"
Me: "We're also missing what was once a clean kitchen"
@KAITLYN DIXON nice profile picture
Chimkin
If we are being honest it probably hasn’t been the cleanest since before Brandon started this series 😂
Don’t forget about the security deposit
LOL
I'm more worried about Brandon's safety in this one. Gosh, why water and electricity? 😂
Brandon: I stole a computer from Dora
Dora: Ah Dios mío! Can you find my computer?
Brandon: 😳✌️
Also Dora: Brandon, no swiping!
Omg that’s so funny
No one:
Turkey up in heaven: “I wonder where my body is right now
His body: 🏊♂️
please i laughed so much my fucking stomach is hurting istg YOU HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY YOUR HONOUR
@@leileilive1148 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Swimin with the fi- uhh... Corn... And mayo... In a hot tub...
LMAO I JUST REALIZED THIS IS TOMMYINIT MUSIC
I always think “that’s not ingestible”, “please don’t eat that, “how is he not dead” and “he will never get a deposit back” when I watch these videos.
At this point I think he bought that apartment to turn into his office and he lives in a different one....there's no other answer with all the mess he makes. Lol
i swear one day brandon is going to burn his whole kitchen down. literally.
Brandon: Dónde está la biblioteca
Me: Technoblade? That you?
PFTTT- I don’t even think he meant to
I literally thought the same thing
I miss him :(
He can never have a normal intro and it just makes me so happy
I'm sure if he had a "normal" or a standard intro, we'll all be worried
@@rosiepear7531 if that happens then your definitely right
Brandon: "guess how much this outfit cost. a thousand dollars"
also Brandon: tapes corn to his back, soaks in hot tub, splatters mayo on pants, probably got salmonella on his sleeves...
The entire time my brain was just going "😬😬😬😬 $1,000 😬😬😬😬nooooo"
@Always Unlucky I hope that with my whole heart and soul but something about how he said that it cost $1,000 makes me fear he isn't
You cant get salmonella on sleeves its bacteria
@@aj_buddy2 exactly, it's bacteria, which means it can transfer surfaces. It's why we do thinks like wash our hands and counters after handling things like raw poultry, so if any bacteria transferred onto those surfaces it can be destroyed and we don't accidentally touch it and then touch our faces, or if we have an open wound it doesn't find it's way in when we touch the counter
4:06 "HUAAAAAAAAH!-"
"a tall chicken? that's a turkey" that joke was awful and I saw it coming from a mile away... so why did I still laugh at it? xD
I love seeing Brandon flirt with the cancle culture in such a way while also slinging dad Jokes
cancle culture
The "Marco...Pollo" killed me that was hilarious. Oh man...Brandon...you never cease to surprise me and never cease to entertain me! Thank you for this! Lol
As a Mexican-American, I totally approve! This was amazing.
Me: *looks away from my phone for 20 seconds*
Me: *looks back*
Brandon: *already has a pool in his kitchen wearing a Spanish suit*
I love how he is so confident in his Spanish but has that look like "hope I'm saying this right, oh god"
Throwing the candle in the hot tub was a "bad idea". Everything leading up to that was OK though. Lmao
"In every case cheese is a good thing"
Literally everyone ever in Wisconsin history
Thankyou so much Brandon for the laughs. I fractured my foot moving house today and this as just the pick me up I needed. Thankyou for being you!
"Marco,
pollo
get it because its chicken?"
I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair
I don't get it?
@@OneThousandTinyElephants Pollo is chicken in spanish
“then I realized that could easily turn into me dying” he says like he doesn’t literally almost murder himself like every other video 😂
My gran died last Saturday, this is the first proper laugh I've had. Thank you.
1:16
Brandon: …this outfit doesn’t have pockets…
Every woman ever: Now you know our pain.
This isn’t google translate this is Brandon ruining his apartment just for us
I asked my Spanish Teacher what he was saying and the look on her face of complete confusion was amazing! Thank you Brandon!
Memento mori
Momento Mori, Unus Annus.
Memento Mori
memento mori
Memento mori Unus Annus *salute*
Brandon: “donde está la biblioteca”
Technoblade fans: “hey I’ve seen this once before”
“Dad why did you and mom break up”
Brandon: “There we’re E- Latte reasons”
I like to imagine his wife just walks in at 10:52 and thinks to herself "What have I married?"
He is ultimate perfection to marry
He doesnt have a wife?
@@starissometimesstruck he does
@@S_Soulz they arent married yet tho?? I thought Brandon and... um... I forgot her name- were just gf and bf still!
@@starissometimesstruck I'm pretty sure they are married since he calls her "my wife" 👌
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a hair bowl with mayonnaise, mexican sour cream, and sunscreen 🙃
Sound like a plan 👍
You win this comment section.
@@goldiloks08 Im honored lmao 😂
Omg I love your videos so much I just started watching yesterday ur like the most funniest person I have ever seen. your videos always make me laugh and smile goodluck!
1:05 “or as I used to call it I AM STILL CURRENTLY WHITE” lol
"Marco..
.. *pollo!"*
Okay that was one of the best on the spot spanglish jokes ive heard lmao i almost choked brandon you are too funny and too much everything i hope you dont actually get salmonella please bathe in bleach just kidding dont but do something please love you
You know now...when im in a pool qnd hear MARCO im gonna automatically say chicken
@@chrissmith6862 omfg you made me think of a whole pool contaminated with salmonella ew lmao
Wtf he hearted my comment im crying he read me omg i lovee youuu please dont get salmonella you have a new born brandon lmao
@@_sch_eme_ haha.. doesnt it make you feel special when brandon notices you...
Me: reading the captions like it's actually what brandon is saying
Also Me: Shocked how fluent he is in spanish
The legend himself hearted my comment- This made my day :D
As a none Spanish speaker I was bit skeptical because of Gloria. I figured he must be more fluent then the subtitles.
@@mariezrozier8628 He doesn't edit the videos I think lmao
I recently found your channel and fell in love and an early grave of laughter XD. I have binged your channel and love everything. Stay loosey goosey Brandon 🤪
The hot tub stream that we never asked for. But we all still appreciate at you.
Alternate title: *Brandon following a recipe that was run through google translate many times while also risking his life in the process*
Isn't that every google translate video?
Brandon no longer surprises me any more with his hilarious antics and messes but I must say, when that whole hot tub appeared with jets and everything my jaw dropped 😂
“My entire girlfriend is in Spanish as well”
I am done😭😂😂😂
Brandon thank you for always making me laugh your videos are the best.
The intro is how I greet my parents after getting an A+
*pats self*
Brandon: this outfit doesn’t have pockets
The outfit: huh? I have pockets just look 😂
EEEK!! HE LIKED IM SO HAPPY
I love your videos they are so fun to watch and they make my day
Hilarious!!!
Thanks for always making me laugh
Nobody's gonna talk how good Brandon looks in that outfit?
You've become my comfort CZcamsr, whether I'm anxious, sad, or just feeling a bit down, your videos always make me feel better
Same. He often fills the Jenna and cermet shaped hole in my heart.
Forg✨🐸
Imagine bringing friends home going into your kitchen and seeing your dad doing this
What would you even say at that point
You don't say anything to a chaos god. Just bow, and leave. Be thankful you still have all your fingers.
I absolutely love what you do and all of your content please never stop, you bring so much joy to my day!❤
Why would people dislike this he’s amazing 😂
Facccttsssss
People with ZERO sense of humor!!
chicken lovers? 😂
The vegan teacher?
Maybe they’re extremely easy to offend
Sitting in a packed ER waiting room waiting to be called back to be seen when Brandon says, "Don't worry your Boofed Chicken-Corn". And I crack up laughing.
I don't even care that everyone is staring.
Boofed chicken-corn?
That is Dad-joke level comedy gold!
Thanks for the laughter in a place that doesn't see much.
this is my first time watching you and i have never laughed so hard in my life
Te amo 🤣🤣
This is the best video I've seen from you 🤣
Can everyone appreciate the fact that he brought a hot tub and inflated it in his kitchen-
Looks like a birthing tub to me. Maybe Gloria had a home birth
@@jessicasmith9006 maybe- I wouldn’t know what one looks like so I’ll just take your word for it-
Who found him one day either on tiktok or youtube or something else but now hes apart of your daily routine and your obsessed
Man I needed that laugh! Thank you ☺️
4:52 we won’t hear from him
Him: ehhh ehhh ehhh
Me: *sees thumbnail* Of course there's a kiddie pool in his kitchen
An adult kiddie pool, with added salmonella.
"Come here bowl" *walks after bowl as it floats away from him.* idk why, but this killed me. 🤣🤣🤣☠
OMG That killed me too
Hey Brandon I have want to say that you are not only an inspiration to me and so many people but a true gift to this world. I love you and what you do and haven't been able to even send a letter but the moment I get the chance I'm sending a huge box of gifts and a letter because you have truly help me more than you'll ever know. Thank you for being you.
the....waste....
Like I love ya Brandon and your videos - just this one really struck me with how much it likely cost.
I hope youtube pays you A TON! Haha
he's like a kid who wants to cook when his parents aren't home 😂
That's why I'd never buy a glass top stove. Because hibachi that's why!!! 😂
Let's admit it...we are all here for the cornography. There I said it!
1:46 who else wanted him to continue singing?
Ur vids are the best your the only youtuber who can make me laugh in every vid ur pog
Me: “Hey Brandon, can you hold this for me?”
Brandon: “Sorry my hands are slippery with salmonella.”
….wut🙃
Post edit: Brandon liked and highlighted my post😭🥰✨✨✨
When you edit your comment the heart goes away….sorry
@@kaitlin6184 oh well it was there while it lasted and it still made me happy so😂😊❤️
him slowly chasing the bowl around the hot tub killed me!
It's been a long time since I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you
Seriously appreciate and love your videos. I'm struggling with depression and you seem to make me laugh every time. Congratulations to you and Gloria for bringing that bouncing baby boy into this world.
Hey u and my mom have the same name!! :)
@@starissometimesstruck thats super cool!
@@lynnh9808 my mom passed from covid about a week ago and ur reply made me think about her
You are literally the most funniest person ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ironic how at this time, if i had school today, id be in spanish class.
bro u literally make my day a million times better, keep up the work lol.
11:01 killed me 😂😂😂✋🏻
I have been waiting for this hot tub video ever since I saw Bridta's tiktok! lol
Me too!
me three!!!
Me five! ... I guess...
I can't begin to tell you how badly I needed this today. Now that everyone in the office thinks I'm insane for busting out laughing.... I shall return to work.
I saw the thumbnail and wasn't surprised. I am by your outfit though lol
5:25 Ya had to do it to em!
I love u so much I laugh and my parents look at me like whhhhhhaaaattttttt😍🤘😘 keep it up x