4:50 “I already burnt my pinky finger and I don’t nearly use that as much as my throat so... not like th- yadaidnanw ausgqjsj... you know what, I’m gonna go... home” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Webster's Dictionary defines 'wedding' as 'the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.' Well you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals.” -Michael Scott
You combined 2 of the worst and deadest memes, and they make no sense. It is obviously his house, so it's not a Wendy's. People like you who get a ton of likes annoy me, because everyone who makes these "jokes" and likes other ones are all under 10.
yes!!!!! i just started reading those to me son they are my fave and that's exactly what this reminded me of except she actually is good at the cooking
Here’s the thing, I might have the flu, I might get brain damage daily, but that doesn’t stop me from watching these amazing videos, it’s like a drunk therapist doing therapy to my brain cells 😂
Brandon you don't know how much you make me laugh I've been feeling terrible lately and idk why I just don't feel like myself anymore but you bring more joy then you could imagine to me and I thank you for that
I feel like Brandon is that one kid that didn’t have friends in middle School because he was having too much fun by himself edit: i forgot i commented this < 3 but hiii
Sugar and egg yolk sittin in a tree k-I-s-s-I-n-g First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage, first comes pain then comes blame, then into town a lawyer came D-I-v-o-r-c-e
I just LOVE how brandon is grown man,but couldn't careless of breaking himself and his own house down by tossing everything and himself around the place😂
“Pipe fat lengths of dough (about the size and shape of the dog hanging from the fan)” I laughed so hard I didn’t know if I would ever breathe again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
so excited for this video edit: I just saw a grown man jump into his sink with a surprising amount of agility. this is the quality content I signed up for!
“What y’all don’t finger gun Jesus?” *Disapppointed Chuckle*
Lol, that part made me laugh
Kylie Thornton tiem
Johnny probably does do that sometimes
I actually do 😂😭
Remove the "gun" from that sentence and it becomes something else
Imagine coming home seeing ur boyfriend hopping in and out of your kitchen sink beating a can of vanilla icing
Gloria every day be like: 👁💧👄💧👁
I would go back to where ever i was before coming home
I’d ask if I could join lol
and marrying eggs and sugar
No, imagine coming home and seeing your boyfriend reciting the bible to a bowl of sugar and eggs.
can we just appreciate that he literally tied a hot dog to a ceiling fan and probably lost a lot of dignity getting hit by a flying hot dog
"Boil in the refrigerator for 30 minutes"
I laughed so hard i peed myself dang it
me too LOL
LMAO SAME
YOU HAVE MY NAME :D
“Boil in the Refrigerator for 30 minutes”
That got me good 😂
Me to
Lol
*proceeds to jump in fridge cuz I’m cold*
I don’t know how tall he is or how tall the room is but I find it astounding that he is able to jump into his sink without hitting his head
He's about 5'6" :)
I'm impressed he made it into the sink 😂 that's a decent jump lol
@@amychurch he's taller then me...
Jumped on a knife once
Me still in the beginning of the video.
Me reading this comment: Hes doing- WHAT!?!?
i feel like there should be more people talking about how perfectly he jumped into the sink
“Todayimgonnastandunderthefandbecauseitstheonlyplacetheairhitsandeverythingtheairhitsismine.”
“ *SIMBAAAA* “
The fact that this mans kitchen hasn’t burned to dirt surprises me
yeah 😂
(also is you army?? 💜)
@@sourrrrpan8796 what does army mean
@@awesomepluscool8897 someone who is a fan of the kpop band "BTS" 😊
@@sourrrrpan8796 oh, i don't really like bts
Don’t even talk about mine
Brandon: Actually dresses in a suit for the egg and sugar wedding. The dedication of this guy is amazing 😂😂
Dude that’s nothing. have you seen when he literally raised honey as his child? Lol
He was reading out of brisinger🤣
@@ambidextrousapple1050 😂😂
The real dedication award goes to waiting until it was dark outside to finish the rest of the video
😂😂
“Cornstarch and his cornstarch buddies are going to hang out with egg yolk and sugar for a bit”
Sounds a bit like a psychotic child playing tea party
THE WAY HE JUST STRAIGHT UP HOPPED IN THE SINK 🤣🤣 2:00
When he said “water, have you met camera?” I thought he said Cameron, which is my name. It scared me an unreasonable amount.
"water have you met Cameron?"
I mean the captions say Cameron....
@@aresgriffin3683 maybe it's a sign
But have you met water??
@@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl dear god that is a brilliant idea,why didn't i think of that?!
Dont worry guys...
*He made a playlist*
*"don't worry your wild swinging weiner, I made a playlist"*
Good, I was worried he didn't!!!!! Thank you for letting us know sir! You win the internet today♥️
Lynette P cant tell if you’re being sarcastic lol
I want to like but it’s at 666
@@annikavandermale9528 heck no lol that was genuine 😘 and it was too funny not to comment
4:23 i'm surprised this dude actually burned his hand with hot milk, he's extremely dedicated
4:50 “I already burnt my pinky finger and I don’t nearly use that as much as my throat so... not like th- yadaidnanw ausgqjsj... you know what, I’m gonna go... home” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here i am
Let's continue
Random Facts:
- Some cats are allergic to humans
- A group of cows is called murder
-Brandon makes everyone happier by just watching him be him.
I have a feeling you meant to put an "r" after the c in cows 😆
Cows- herd
Crows- murder
😉🤣
I thought it was crows tehe🤣🤣🤣🤣
A group of 12 or more cows is actually called a flink
@@kipth3gr8 Hell, I have cows and I didn't even know that. But, I don't have twelve or more of them.
Me reading title:
This is either gonna go really badly or really really badly
Bad to the point he had to finger gun Jesus
Perhaps it'll go baldly
nya_yuta // little did you know.. it went *really really really really really bad*
@@promisedmadi the heated hand cream would disagree
@@tuesdaywithanh And the flying fan weiners
7:14
no Brandon, you cannot put the spoon down. Remember, we always wait with a greased spoon
3:14 okay brandon i see you with your bible memory 😂
It’s always there! 🙌🏽😂
I’ve realized that lol the flood isn’t that why god made the rainbow!? -Brandon
Why is no one talking about the milk incident like I'm crying laughing
I was just thinking this
Same 🤣🤣🤣
The punchline he put in it too...
„That is a milk degree burn.“
I‘m dying😂😂😂
I fucking ugly laughed, i haven’t laughed like that in 4 years...
The milk incident is the funniest thing I have ever wrote 😆 John 3:16 KJV 💕
“Webster's Dictionary defines 'wedding' as 'the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.' Well you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals.”
-Michael Scott
isn't that welding???
TheLovelyBunny ikr
TheLovelyBunny that’s the joke. Michael accidentally looked up welding instead of wedding and didn’t even realize it was wrong. It’s from The Office.
@@thelovelybunny9012 woooosh
The People who disliked this video followed this recipe and got a good dish
The Book at 3:01 is amazing It is actually one of my favorites
Is it... the new testament
Oh my gods
Him:”that is a milk degree burn”
Me: ah yes only the worst degree of burn
😂
Bachelors milk degree
Dakoda Leach he said both
卩乇尺丂ㄖ几尺卂几ᗪㄖ爪
ꀍꀤ ꀍꂦꅐ ꍏꋪꏂ ꌩꂦꀎ
(●’◡’●)ﾉᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Terynie Turner-Bauer 卄卂卄卂 卄乇ㄥㄥㄖ
“Don’t worry this is the best part the honeymoon oh y’all are nasty” 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 I'm gone
7:28 it gets me every time
8:11 leave room for jesus I'm deaddd
No one:
Brandon: *hops in sink*
Sir this is a Wendy’s........
You combined 2 of the worst and deadest memes, and they make no sense. It is obviously his house, so it's not a Wendy's. People like you who get a ton of likes annoy me, because everyone who makes these "jokes" and likes other ones are all under 10.
@@Yevgen4000 is that a custom Skeppy pfp?
@@Yevgen4000 people like you who bitch about everything are 40 year olds who still act like they are under 10.
Yevgen4000 r/whooosh
No one:
Brandon: *jumps in a sink to beat a jar of icing*
what? you don't do that?
@citrus ;)
Not related, but I *LOVE* your profile pic! ❣️🙃❣️
@@mackenziejohnson6557 Ty!
The way you jumped into the sink it was so powerful yet so gentle lmao I can’t 😭✋
The people who disliked this are just people who are sad they can’t be as funny as brandon
They also dont know how to make Eclarls.
So, since I liked the video I am funny?
@@fernleafking9224 Well that’s your opinion are you?
no one:
brandon: **casually spiderman his way into the sink and back out**
😂💗
All google translate cooking is just live action Amelia Bedelia stories😂
yes!!!!! i just started reading those to me son they are my fave and that's exactly what this reminded me of except she actually is good at the cooking
Who is that and was it bad?
I didnt know i was the only one who reads those books
Here’s the thing, I might have the flu, I might get brain damage daily, but that doesn’t stop me from watching these amazing videos, it’s like a drunk therapist doing therapy to my brain cells 😂
“Because you wouldn’t have to talk to people that’s why you should stay home, thank you class dismissed” that’s a good enough reason for me👌😌
Pot: *boils over*
Brandon: *casually pulls phone out*
Me: *dies laughing*
Well, it said boil over.
"I've been watching these kids cook" okay then-
And?
@@blah__ like the kids being cooked not them cooking
gd ben dover - And also the fact that he’s been watching kids
When the corona hits and you think he’s about to talk about it and relies it’s too early 8:27
this was in June tho, covid hit in like February
4:17 I literally died laughing and btw give it a few seconds it’s the milk
This is one of the best series on CZcams
Facts
Yes! I found these videos yesterday and this dude is the funniest guy I’ve seen I love these videos so much 😂
Yeah
I very much agree
Definitely
"Boil in the refrigerator"
Quotes of the month
Could actually be done with a hot plate
@@Havron yeah probably
Triggered karen LMAO
I love how he has an Eragon book! ❤️❤️
I love how he makes his videos thumbnails always have either a close up of his face or a complete disaster in action.
Brandon really makes this quarantine be a lot better😌 who agrees
meeeee
For sureeee!!!😌👏🏼💕
Totally agree
Omg my parents say i have should stop watching him everyday😂 but i still do it i agree!
I agree
Who else wants Brandon to officiate their wedding 😂 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
ABSOLUTELY!!!😂
only if he starts from the beginning and with an Eragon Book (Brisinger)
YASSSSS
@@sarahcatherinerabb best books ever!
YES!!!!!!!!!!
He goes from being an adult to a kid so quickly and I love it XD
Aslo the jump into the sink was very graceful, I think i died from laughter
Brandon: Gracefully jumps into his sink
Me:” this is the level of wisdom I aspire towards”
I felt it when he said: “The parchment slowly penetrates the pure, not just the inside of it but to the deepest known aggression”
something else must've gotten thrown into the recipe and not something pg13
If my teacher says to make a poem, ima use this
*Not the full text*
It sound like shake spear with bob rooss
*what* *exactly* *did* *you* *feel*
WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE FACT THAT HE LITERALLY ATTACHED A HOTDOG SAUSAGE TO HIS FAN 😂😂😂😂
BECAUSE IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
its a regular thing now days
@@rachitchauhan6521 okay calm down it was funny in my opinion jeesh
@@aliceemily6579 Nah I just replied in caps cuz ur text was in caps....ya know....to get the *funny*
@@rachitchauhan6521 oh okie
6:46
"How long has vanilla icing been sitting back there?"
Since 5:04
1:08 jokes on you my tv is 75inch haha
BRANDON: “Don’t assume it’s a her just because her name is eclair.”
"ecarl would be offended."
“Preheat oven to 425 degrees”
Everybody at home : *well that’s a first-*
me: So your plan is to harness the fucking sun to make Eclairs
@@angelhunter1901 ayo relax
I’m Australian and we use Celsius, so my initial thought was “WHOA FUCK, he’s going to burn his kitchen down” 🤣
He actually waited until dark 🤣🤣
I love it how Brandon can pretty much fit in his kitchen sink🤣
Fr tho 😂💀
Brandon: “AaAAaaaAaahhh that is a milk degree burn”
Me at 3am: *wakes up family from laughing so lound*
I JUST NEARLY WOKE UP MY STEP DAD BY HOLLERING DURING THIS WHOLE VIDEO ITS ALMOST 4 AM
sub urban stanny HAHA I NEARLY WOKE UP MY CITY😭🙈
hahahahaha
*HAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAHHH-*
The people who disliked this video are just mad they can’t jump in a kitchen sick as gracefully as he can 😂😂
@Shapeshifter lol!! ikr, that's too true XD
@Shapeshifter lol!! i cant stop laughing
it probably broke for that person
Osoka
U said sick instead of sink
Why is no one talking about this?
2:52
5:44 hmmm sounds like a Gemini- oh wait- I am one
"Who invited icing?!"
*yeets icing into next year*
"Don't worry, I took care of it ." 😂
I laft so hard I cried
I also love the accent he used lol
Brandon really make this quarantine a whole lot better. He’s the one that makes me laugh everyday 🥰😊😂
Brandon you don't know how much you make me laugh I've been feeling terrible lately and idk why I just don't feel like myself anymore but you bring more joy then you could imagine to me and I thank you for that
2:04 *Brandon jumps INTO his sink*
Me: *ACTUALLY DYING FROM LAUGHTER AND WANTING TO JUMP INTO MY OWN SINK 😂*
"Is it hot in here or is it just the temperature?"
Brandon, I love you.
"Is it hot in here or is it just the temperature"
I died.
THE END
I just has to say I loves your pfp
@@shelbyhartman1340 aww thanks
@@shelbyhartman1340 oop *
I was reading this as he was saying it O.o my brain hurts
RIP
No one gonna talk about 2:11 when the kitchen switches sides?
I just realized that and now I'm tripping 😶
Who else thinks Brandon can cure boredom
I feel like Brandon is that one kid that didn’t have friends in middle
School because he was having too much fun by himself
edit: i forgot i commented this < 3 but hiii
You just copied the top comment from another video about a month ago.
The one about lasagna.
autopick fol noticed that too. Kinda sad
I agree tho
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I live how when he's in step two he loses a fight to his kitchen
I haven’t laughed this hard since the beginning of Quarentine 😂
Bro I’m so surprised that Brandon kitchen hasn’t burnt down or flooded! Like is his kitchen immortal!!! 🧐🤔
How others see the title: Google Translate Makes Éclairs.
How I see the title: Watch me go insane for 10 minutes or less.
Brandon: *Closes Brisingr* "Is this the new testament?"
Me, who loves the series: "No, but it should be"
That's from the eragon series isn't it
Eragon is the besssttttt
Agreed, I was surprised to see that he owns it
Same, it's one of my favorite series of all time and my heart skipped a beat when I saw it :D
Haha yes
*E R A G O N*
Broke out laughing at 6:36
“And time for the honeymoon.... oooo you nastys!” 😂
Sugar and egg yolk sittin in a tree k-I-s-s-I-n-g
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage, first comes pain then comes blame, then into town a lawyer came
D-I-v-o-r-c-e
Jeer desus
And then came me and started to laugh as I saw that comment 💀
Woah
*Ex-Wives from Six plays in the background*
Yo,I sang this out loud and spent 5 minutes trying to say "then comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage" and I'm glad no one heard me
brandon, i’m sick. it hurts whenever i laugh. *youre killing me.*
*_suffer_*
I will suffer with you my friend
You dead?
@@hellohaveagoodday liana has died.
My chest hurts and this video isn't helping the pain 😂
I just LOVE how brandon is grown man,but couldn't careless of breaking himself and his own house down by tossing everything and himself around the place😂
“Pipe fat lengths of dough (about the size and shape of the dog hanging from the fan)”
I laughed so hard I didn’t know if I would ever breathe again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just curious: how many times a week do you have to clean your kitchen, floor to ceiling?
as a young pro cook I don't wanna know
Too many times
And how??? Nightmares! 😂
my questions, *exactly.*
that’s all i could think about lol
" don't forget the Lord is watching, ok have fun" hehehehehe
1:35 there’s a last time?
9:15 I think that's a direction to make something else...
..maybe
"Because you wouldn't have to talk to people" that is exactly why I like to stay home
I was honestly expecting him to give us a valuable lecture on social distancing.
so excited for this video
edit: I just saw a grown man jump into his sink with a surprising amount of agility.
this is the quality content I signed up for!
THAT IS A MILK DEGREE BURN
can i just say watching your videos makes my day so much better
Why does Brandon pouring hot milk in his hands always seem hilarious to me
"Toothpaste toothpaste, very thin. If too thick, add 1 egg in." Ah, yes, the best nursery rhyme game to play.
The dislikes are from people who don't like marriage or are allergic to éclairs
They have a fear of swinging wieners
Kaffeine Fiendz
Yes
or they were laughing so hard, that they were crying and couldn't see the like button
@@bunny7682 that happened quite a few times to me. But after i stop laugh-crying i correct the mistake
Or they thought this was a tutorial
Seing brisingr trown like that tdid hurt a tiny bit, especially seing how it looked to be in such a nice condition still, considering where it lives.
I THINK THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST ONE I can hardly breath 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They call me swinging Weiner" omg Brandon I'm making u a T-shirt with that on it lmfao
CZcams: let’s just notify her later
Iᗰ ᑎOT ᗯᗴIᖇᗪ YOᑌ ᗩᖇᗴ ᕼᗴ ᕼᗴ that the same am 3 minutes late
Im 4 minutes late ) ;
Zicky oof
Zara Anwar same :(
Ikr
5:07
The sadness of not having to c's in the word "thick"
“I always new cornstarch was a home wrecker!”
Oml I’m dead. 😂💀
He's like a human cartoon xD
I was thinking of a toon 😹
Brandon: I have to stand on a ladder
But I can also stand next to a ladder
IM MULTI TALENTED!!
YAS the book he's reading is from the eragon series!!!!!
It is one of the best series out there along with the Trone Of Glass series
@@asher-elliot7050 Yasss! Its the best!
@@Lex-kf6om have you ever read the throne of glass books
@@asher-elliot7050 Yes I have. I have the series on my book shelf.
I just bought the box set it set me back 65$
This is one of my absolute favorite videos! Absolutely hilarious