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It’s even funnier when half way through the video you forget what he was trying to make in the first place and you’re just sitting there like “Ah yes, that is some nice lasagna” Brandon: “and that is how to make perfect cinnamon buns”
I'd love to see someones reaction to seeing this video with *no context* whatsoever and not having watched Brandon ever before, start this video right in the middle lmaoooo I am binge watching the *google* translate videos for the *1,000th* time and it still never gets old. These videos make me *so happy*, I'll never stop rewatching these. Feeling down, sad or upset.. this is my *go to, always!*
My dad said he wants you to make something with an ostrich egg!!! It would be the best. We have spent the last month with him after he had a stroke. We have been watching these videos nightly with him and he laughs and laughs. Best videos we ever introduced him to!!
Let’s take a moment and appreciate all the money this man spends on food that no one can eat/ kitchen repairs, and the fact he has nearly burned his house down several times for our viewing entertainment.
Brandon: and your name is probably Becky, or somethin. *laughs*" there is one person named Becky out there in the world that just got their mind blown by that.
Well that seems like there was at least 4 Becky's who got their minds blown 😂 sad part is that I wasn't paying attention until I heard my name and then had to rewind
@@SimplySolar360 me too, and there are so many jokes in my brain I just can't get rid of😂 whenever I hear mayor, sheriff or deputy my brain just immediately goes "It's mayor sheriff deputy store owner to you!!!" XD
Or it's all the Karens who felt discriminated for being called Becky. They're probably trying to get the video down right now because they didn't feel included
Neighbors smoke alarm: THERES A FIRE!!! Brandon’s smoke alarm: Yeah I know Neighbors smoke alarm: ARE YOU OKAY THOUGH? Brandon’s smoke alarm: Not the first time
POV: You're Becky and your distant cousin just knocked you the f*ck out with a refrigerator after you rejected him because he talks to meat and you're his distant cousin.
As I sit here in rehab I am truly grateful for you. I've done nothing but cry since I've been here. I have been laughing out loud obnoxiously for the last 2 days, watching you. This right here made me lose it. I wasn't expecting Becky (I'd be Becci) so I am over here dying in tears, but good tears. So thank you for keeping me entertained during this extremely difficult time trying to better my life. You have no idea how much easier your videos are making this for me. Thank you. You're very Special in many ways!😂🤭🤗
“Your name is probably Becky... or something.” People named or something: How’d u know 😧🤔 👀👁👄👁 Edit: Dang this is the most reply’s and likes I’ve ever gotten in less than 5 days
I google translated a cookie recipe like 20 times-..this is what it turned into .o. Nine degrees Celsius (,, 175 degrees Celsius) is legendary Mix pomegranate, white sand and methods until the English translation is strong, but without comments, you comment? ... Bake in a hot oven for about 10 minutes
omg, when you grabbed the pot of water to put out the fire and then just blew it out, I nearly cracked a rib laughing. I needed that. Thanks.
I got so nervous when he grabbed water 😅
I always find you Cap
Omgosh capp00 right! You should watch the Thanksgiving giving dinnerb🤣🤣
@@jessicastowell569 Oh I saw it, more than once. lol
@@WLSGamerplays Gotta show some love.
I can only imagine what the neighbors think, hearing a breaking bottle, slamming things, a DRILL beneath them and then SMOKE 😂🤦🏻♀️
And then a stray pickle comes out of nowhere and hits the neighbors wife in the face when she’s trying to get a good tan
Two words...
meth lab
I'd love for someone to record his antics from the perspective of his neighbors. Itd be hilarious.
Brandon's daughters friend: My dad's a dentist, what about yours?
Brandon's daughter: It's complicated...
I'd just say comedian and show them his videos.
@@oddeyes9413 that's right
"My dad is funny and somehow famous?"
“my dad is a asylum patient” (or whatever their called)
Her names Autumn
This started out very chaotic and did not stop
You must be new. Welcome to chaos the channel
This is tame for him.
Video idea: let your girlfriend run a recipe trough google translate, then you have to make it and guess what you just made.
YESSS This is a great idea!!
YES!!!
@@graysen7500 thx
%100 that should happen 😹
Omg that is an amazing idea
The fact that Brandon's kitchen is still in one piece is an actual miracle
Hahah yes lol XD 😂
But is it though? Lol
I literally cannot believe it
Same with the office
Ikr!! 😂😂😂😂
“Did I just make a kitchen swing?” I died
There should be a compilation of every time Brandon almost completely destroyed his kitchen and is somehow intact🧐😂
"My neighbor's smoke alarm went off"
When you go 100% with everything
LOL
?
Brandon got the Rarest Achievement: “Enemy to the Fire Department”.
He’s definitely not getting his security deposit back....
This is the video that makes you question that?
I actually thought he moved?
I think he knew that from the beginning
I think he lost that at or before the 50 pound glitter bomb.
That’s what I thought! At least it’s for a good cause? 😅
0:18 how did he know? Lol
It’s even funnier when half way through the video you forget what he was trying to make in the first place and you’re just sitting there like “Ah yes, that is some nice lasagna”
Brandon: “and that is how to make perfect cinnamon buns”
"And your name's probably Becky or something"
The amount of fear and excitement when he said this, made my heart flutter.
Thank you.
your his cousin ma’am chill
@@Sam-ed3eb bruh moment
@Becky Lane hey we almost have the exact same name...just a couple letters off haha
@@Sam-ed3eb really?
Ha ha! Me too!!
This can't be the first time someone knocked on Brandon's door and asked if everything was ok.
Was legit about to say the same thing 😂😂
usually it's the police
Or the fire department
Lol😂
I figured it must be a new neighbor. The others probably just hear things and go "He's at it again."
"Someone's at the door, but I have pepper in my head " this one got me
"sticks and stones may break my bones but this is also going to hurt."
his landlord seeing his google translate videos be like: 👁👄👁
Landlord: *"What have I done? Sweet Jesus, what have I done?"*
@@oddeyes9413 yes👁👄👁
Lol
I wonder what his landlord does say or do when he sees or hears about all his shenanigans lmao
@@oddeyes9413 Is this a quote from Le miz?
I'm feeling like Brandon needs a house for his shenanigans lol.
What if he does and makes us all think that’s his house
Nah its OK he can use his mums house 👌lol
He could build one using Google Translate
Shit
Salty hair is you add water sea water
So the song oshen eyes the new hair oshen hair by brandon
I'd love to see someones reaction to seeing this video with *no context* whatsoever and not having watched Brandon ever before, start this video right in the middle lmaoooo
I am binge watching the *google* translate videos for the *1,000th* time and it still never gets old. These videos make me *so happy*, I'll never stop rewatching these. Feeling down, sad or upset.. this is my *go to, always!*
The name's Beck, damn you were close
The name's Beck. Thirst Quencher 420 Beck.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but this is...also going to hurt." -Brandon 2021
I literally saw your comment as he was saying that lol🤣
I broke my knee today
@@playgroundswings1926 r u okay?
@@claudiamiller9760 no
@@claudiamiller9760 it’s still broken
God must love Brandon’s videos, since he avoids death at least 17 times per video
God must be subscribed
Do true
Don’t use gods name like that
@@Norsiondivide chill it's a joke 🤣
@@anonymousghost624 chill? Bruv stfu
Gordon Ramsay has been really quiet since this video came out
“You don’t want him he has a tiny dill pickle”
Wise words from Brandon Farris 2021
I want to see Gordon Ramsey react to this without the context of it being google translated
Omg yes
"If that's a wellington, call me Brandon Farris"
YES. IT IS REQUIRED.
(Also, I was the 300th like... Mildly satisfying... 😏)
@@_Masked_Angel_ thanks for the like
YEPPP
no one:
literally no one:
every becky out there: *gasps* "he knows my name!!"
lmao
:D yuuup
yeah...I jumped I was kinda low key scared tho skskdn
@@beckyberta3 lmao I bet that was scary
@@srspeep hehe
@@beckyberta3 Yea same
Almost Everyone I know calls me frikin “Becky” instead of “bekah” and now even the homie Brandon calling me out 😔
I'm sorry to hear that, Bekah.
@@lmao7243 I highly appreciate your acknowledgment of my comment✨
@@rebekahgarrett3975 I'm glad I could improve your day somewhat!
my name is also Rebekah and I hate it when people call me Becky
@@imaweirdohi5819 i would actually throw hands if I could 😭
My dad said he wants you to make something with an ostrich egg!!! It would be the best. We have spent the last month with him after he had a stroke. We have been watching these videos nightly with him and he laughs and laughs. Best videos we ever introduced him to!!
Bruh google translate videos are the absolute best
Indeed
Yes
How did yall get here so early
That is true
@@rcaygumicabk8072 Yeah!
am I the only one who’s wondering how his house is still standing?😂😂
dirtiest_dooder on tiktok cleans his house for him, but how the house itself is still standing is a mystery.
I think the longer we watch these the more we wonder lmao
Brandon: Your names probably Becky
No one:
Me: how did he know? (XoX)
(Brandon must escort me to grad)
I died laughing when he said “You don’t recognize me, It’s me, Becky’s first cousin.”
I like pretending Brandon is a reincarnated Van Gogh living his best life.
you just made my life ten times better
Best thing ive seen today😂😂
This makes me both happy and emotional af
clone hiiiighhhh
YES
Beckys assemble! If you’re not a Becky..not a interested!
Well now I need to legally change my name
@@emmawerner273 me to
adopt me
Present!! 🙋🏻♀️
Adopt me BUBBY
Alternative title: Grown Man Trying to set his House on Fire
Lol so TRUE though 🤣😆
@@tori2405 I see the Charger Boi
skippy is better than jif
Oop
@@addison3816 I like jif
Are we really going to ignore the fact that his shirt literally says “dirty” in Spanish?
Wait he is dirty wow the shirt dus not lie
I thought so 😂
Oop
Accurate.
Or the fact he unplugged his whole fridge to push and pull it to the stove😂😂😂
Neighbors smoke alarm: OMG FIRE
Brandon’s smoke alarm: First time?
Hunter Scott 😋
Hunter Scott I don’t even know-
Brandon: “I just gasped to get your attention” *Proceeded to dance on the puddle of water*
LMAO
Plot twist: Brandon now owns the apartment building because it was cheaper than repairing the damage he's done in this one apartment.
#truetho
@@animeanimatior8805 is he even in an apartment
@@pawgfrog3952 yes lol
@@nonbinarii why does he have a pointed ceiling
@@pawgfrog3952 creation
I feel like this is a good “Why Women Live Longer Than Men” moment
And also why men are more fun to be around. Trust me my girl friends are funny but my guy friends are hilarious
Are u. A boy. Or girl
Bold of you to assume Brandon's peak dumbass wouldn't carry over to his female counterpart
Yes
Yeah..
"hi my name is Brandon Farris, your name is probably Becky"
Sure close enough
Lol
PFFHAAHA-
Is this Liron?
@@juliamarshall8367 ?
“Hi I’m Brandon Ferris your name is probably Becky “
People named Becky : 👁👄👁
I am that ..... named beck. Jk lol
🤣
on here I'm CV Taylor but my name is Rebecca (becky)
That’s close to my name. 🥴🥴
Yup. Pretty much.
“A tiny mixture of salt and pepper”
*proceeds to put half of the sale can in his hair*
Let’s take a moment and appreciate all the money this man spends on food that no one can eat/ kitchen repairs, and the fact he has nearly burned his house down several times for our viewing entertainment.
Truly, he is dedicated to chaos
It’s a a lot less money than what he makes making one of these videos
@@emilytustin4540 But still
@@emilytustin4540 that's not the point
@@heatherw2004 no... It is the point ? Lol
Brandon: and your name is probably Becky, or somethin. *laughs*"
there is one person named Becky out there in the world that just got their mind blown by that.
That was me, Becky is my real name
@@Sunshine-bz9xh really? wow, Cool!
I felt particularly called out
Well that seems like there was at least 4 Becky's who got their minds blown 😂 sad part is that I wasn't paying attention until I heard my name and then had to rewind
My grandmas name is Becky
Brandon, to the fire extinguisher: Why aren't you working? Empty?!
Me, having watched all of these Google Translate videos in the past: I WONDER WHY.
no one:
Literally no one:
Brandon: *hugs fridge* "GEt In tHe OiL"
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
That part killed me!!
and no one cares
MY FAVorITE pArT
"Grandpa, what did you do for a living?"
Brandon: *shows them this video*
Oh so you where a chef?..... kinda
@Golden Dagger Handyman too... Kinda
"Is our neighbor...drilling...their ceiling.....into.....our floor?" Bet that's never been experienced before
“He probably has a baby dill anyways”
*I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did*
Neither should I have I woke up my dad
Right as I read this comment he said it and I got scared
@@mehmuffin3909 time stamp please?
@@morgandavis9542 time stamp please?
@@BeIIa_the_cat 5:45 there ya go, you've probably already seen it by now, but, ya know, here it is anyways
“He probably has a baby Dill anyway” 🤣 I can just tell on the inside Brandon’s mind is filthy and I’m here for it!
Yesssss...me too!!
Oh no
W h a t
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Brandon: “I think I just spoke five commas in that sentence”
We just gonna ignore the fact that he pulled the fridge all the way across his kitchen ??? 😂😂😂
Brandon any of your videos make my day .
Me: depressed af, having a reeeeally bad day
Brandon: nope, here you go, enough serotonin to keep you going for a month!
Did he use his make shift rope swing to pull you up and out?
Saaame
Look up arctica sparkels that will make you happy
Fr, I was hving a bad day as well so I hopped on here and Im already laughing at the www.whos donkey is this 😂
@@SimplySolar360 me too, and there are so many jokes in my brain I just can't get rid of😂 whenever I hear mayor, sheriff or deputy my brain just immediately goes "It's mayor sheriff deputy store owner to you!!!" XD
Fact: Beef Wellingtons are one of the hardest meals to make.
Brandon: “Yes, but let’s make it with Google Translate!”
Very hard
Now you see I’ve watched enough Kitchen nightmares to know that fact off by heart.
That’s interesting because I have no idea what it is. 🤷🏼♀️ Now I gotta look up a recipe.
Lol yeah
After this his kitchen is going to put a restraining order on him
His girlfriend later : why the heck is there a pulley on the roof
Also why is there mustard on the fridge and pork chops on a extension cord
I don't think she still asks...
Brandon: ... kitchen swing?
All the dislikes are from people who laughed so hard until they cried and their tears dropped on the dislike button
Either that or they're a loser who hates pure comedy gold.
That wasn't grammar at all, me, but ok.
Or it's all the Karens who felt discriminated for being called Becky. They're probably trying to get the video down right now because they didn't feel included
Brandon: Your names probably Becky or something!
Me: My names something not Becky
No way! Mine too
@@sandiseferp352 :0
OMG ME TO😱
ME TOO! 😅🥵
:0 we all be out here twining? Same
I’m surprised that was the FIRST time his neighbors checked on him 😂
Somewhere Gordon Ramsey is crying and he has no clue why
He probably just grabbed two slices of bread
@@sarahal-zahrani1960 He’s probably found Brandon by now.
It's to late.
Imagine him having a restaurant and its all about him doing dishes from google translate
Everyone will be dead
@@sarahal-zahrani1960 ikr LOL
RIP restaurant,kitchen, costumers,and the staff 🤣
Oooo 19 likes
It would be to die for...
This man buys cleaning products every day. He now gets discounts.
Nice pfp
"season with salt and pepper, and refrigerator"
Me: *Dying of laughter*
"Someone's at the door, but I have pepper in my hair."
I'm dressing up as you for my friend's wedding lmao
What a concept
@@aztecpatrick ahahaha
“Is everything okay?”
“Yeah” “except for my meat”
tf is wrong with me
it seems conny isnt doing well 😭 (im sorry)
Op change ur pfp
Phil is op
THE FACT THAT HIS SHIRT SAYS DIRTY IS SENDING ME
I am 100th like 😩
@@SstarLightt0165 no one asked. Ok? Ok
Oh my god “your name is probably Becky or something”
it’s like he’s talking directly to me... I’m or something
We have a similar name lol. Im Kayleigh. Nice to meet u
My name is also Becky and I replied the scenes where it said my name so many time to make sure I’m hearing it correctly
I literally thought ur name was becky, that would’ve been soo creepy/weird/cool/funny.
@@rtWithMe wow that is similar nice to meet you to
@@rtWithMe it says you name is, brad...
just imagine the people at the door watching this after...
His Body: How often do you wanna sneeze?
Him: Yes!
I wish it was a choice!
Brandon: *frantically collects water for fire*
Also Brandon: *blows out fire after collecting water*
Brandon: "Your name Becky..."
Me: "Well for the 9 minutes and 17 seconds I am here for, My name can be Becky."
Then I go back to amber 😭😭
And I go back to Caldin. ☹️
And I back to Katie...
Than I go back to Sierra but for now i is Becky
Tbh y'all got pretty names
Neighbors smoke alarm: THERES A FIRE!!!
Brandon’s smoke alarm: Yeah I know
Neighbors smoke alarm: ARE YOU OKAY THOUGH?
Brandon’s smoke alarm: Not the first time
“Google translate makes a beef Wellington”. ....I’m scared-
I bet it won’t go *well*
@@katottennebulaanimations613 when has google translate ever gone wrong?
@@emilytustin4540 ikr
I am dying "Get your tiny pickle off of her" *Kicks fridge horse style*
I was reading this comment when he did it 🤣🤣🤣
@@vanwinkle3212 Yeah same I was laughing way to hard
I got an add that just said “anyone hungry for beef”
i r o n y
@@doebuck beef probably does have quite a bit of iron in it (:
POV: You're Becky and your distant cousin just knocked you the f*ck out with a refrigerator after you rejected him because he talks to meat and you're his distant cousin.
i legit saw this in my mind and started dyeing laughing 🤣🤣
“It’s a meat filled skin pocket”
Me: laughing so hard that my face is red, I can’t breath, and all that is audible are silent squeaks.
“He probably has a baby dill anyways”
*_I shouldn’t have gotten that joke. 🧍_*
Me too
i like ur pfppppppppppppppppppppppppp
@@Astr0Sl33pz0n Tytyyyyy yours too
@@triixie. omg tank u
@@Astr0Sl33pz0n npp 💃
why’s no one talking about him saying that people in the 1980’s didn’t have utensils 😭
Yeah... he does that... 😒
Next google translate: google translate makes my pot roast
Dude the Eminem reference made me laugh for half an hour
I like how the subtitles say, man sneezes man chuckles, man laughs, man shouts.
So no ones gonna talk about how brandon was singing Eminem
Edit: thanks for all the likes!
Ik rigjt
i noticed that too LOL
I'm still laughing
Incorrectly at that 😂
Maybe he was out of aluminum foil?😆
Why I do I just imagine his neighbours looking at him through the window and wondering if they should call 911 to get this man some help
yes
7:28 he got scared so hard he turned Back into a caveman
2:03 blame it on the dog
"Dont you worry your burnt beef ka-becky" is now going to be a saying of mine. Legit. Stolen. Thank you. ;)
Imagine he does a google translate giving his dog a bath lmao
As I sit here in rehab I am truly grateful for you. I've done nothing but cry since I've been here. I have been laughing out loud obnoxiously for the last 2 days, watching you. This right here made me lose it. I wasn't expecting Becky (I'd be Becci) so I am over here dying in tears, but good tears. So thank you for keeping me entertained during this extremely difficult time trying to better my life. You have no idea how much easier your videos are making this for me.
Thank you. You're very Special in many ways!😂🤭🤗
"I own this club and I with not have such the disrespect!"
I somehow read the title as “Google translate has beef with washington”
i don’t know how-
*dyslexia intensifies*
Google Translate is mad at Washington okay??
@@w0wzer5 it was probably becky that started it
“Your name is probably Becky... or something.”
People named or something: How’d u know 😧🤔 👀👁👄👁
Edit: Dang this is the most reply’s and likes I’ve ever gotten in less than 5 days
baby hello
Edit: 👁👁
😧🤔 👀👁👄👁
@@rebekahsteele515 hi
Doing great
@Chloe Harden haha@
I google translated a cookie recipe like 20 times-..this is what it turned into .o.
Nine degrees Celsius (,, 175 degrees Celsius) is legendary
Mix pomegranate, white sand and methods until the English translation is strong, but without comments, you comment? ...
Bake in a hot oven for about 10 minutes
Idc how long it will be this will always will be one of my favorite videos ever
Him: That was a test, why didn’t you stop me?
Me: Sorry mate, but your to far gone😂
That logo is pretty mega
Love the logo
Why???
Because???
Haha yessssssssss
I like the profile pic
@@I_eat_dirt like yours 2😂
“Becky or something” My names not Becky but it’s something so he got it right
Underrated. ‘Twas funny. Laughed
@@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx 😂
Everytime he sneezed I literally said bless you to my phone😂
i love beckys character development
“Hi my name is Brandon Farris and your name is probably Becky or something”
People named “or something” 👁👄👁
Brandon Farris*******
This was supposed to be helpful not to make anyone mad either please take it helpfully
@@sam_kat_fan "helpfully"? lol
@@cmdubbeling lmbooo
@@meepshu9333 lmbo?
@@meepshu9333 dont u mean lmao u guys need to go back to spelling school