Brandon: "Let's make cupcakes" Google:"Oké you need butter, cornflakes, butter, fruit, butter, vanille, butter, a lot of bowls and butter. Oh and also butter. Don't forget to do some butter in there. Maybe you wanna put some extra butter in there. Don't be shy put some more. More butter. BUTER!!! BUTER BUTER BUTER BUTER. What is live without butter? Where would we be if it wasn't for butter to rescue use from the darkness and bring use joy every day and every moment. WHE NEED BUTTER!!!.😪"
@@rosek.5204 you find a recipe then put it in Google translate into another language and do that 50-100 thime then put it in english then bam you have Google translate recipe
Brandon should carry some red velvet cupcakes for his neighbours so they know he isn't making all that noise for no reason😂😂💀 Brandon : Cupcakes *puts it in a cake pan*
google translate is probably one of the best series you’ve done, brandon. i click right away every time you post, especially for a google translate episode. keep it up, brandon! :)
Imagine if we weren't here to watch and keep an eye on him, I'd hate to see him stuffing kittens or cactus in his pockets. He's fine, just having a moment.
This intro was on the shorter end compared to his other ones, but man did it feel long. lol. Love this so much. Way to funny. I want more google translate stuff
@@Huntress22 Those were AMAZING!! I can't thank Brandon enough for, his sacrifice! I was in another depression season and, I laughed 'till my side hurts!
I love your Google translate videos I get headaches from laughing so hard and end up not being able to breathe for what feels like hours but it's only minutes
😂 Saw this with my 5 year old, she doesn't understand English (we are Norwegian) but she said : that's not how to bake mom, we need to teach him poor man 😂😂 Love your videos!
I just wanted to say I have been watching you videos for three days and I am having a super hard time and feeling low but every time I watch you videos I feel so happy and laugh so much so thank you so so much and keep doing what you doing your amazing x
I'm waiting for him to sneeze a cloud of purple glitter.
Same, lol
Your profile picture is so adorable!!!
hahahaha me- to bro
I want to see that
Don’t give him any ideas
Brandon: Today I'm going to make red velvet cupcakes
Everyone else: No you're not.
lol
Stop
@@tracywannermeyer7145 *why?*
Iced_coffee bc that is rude
@iced_coffee bc it is rude
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was cutting the fruit with *SCISSORS*
i see nothing wrong with this
Same
Same
Kitchen shears are a highly underrated tool.
Yes we are going to ignore that.
“Sugar is the reason we have blood sugar problems in the first place”
*Moans*
i was waiting for this
@@Interesting.critter me too XD
0:19
I was looking everywhere for sombody else who noticed it
HAHAHAH
Im so glad "Everything is Cake" has released a sequel...
"Everything is Glitter"
And ''Everything is butter''
🤣🤣🤣
Everything is awesomeeee
Don't forget everything is watermelon... my personal fave lol 🍉🍉🍉
Congrats you paid $1.99 for some extra pixels
Has anyone checked in on Brandon.... He seems to be talking to his lamps more than is usual for even him....? 😂😂😂
"I Deseeeaarvee Thiiiissss"
~ Brandon Farris, 2020
Yes u do
He looks good in a suit
@@tyler-_-kellan ]
Hey kitty black thxs for liking my post
Hahahahhahahahaha yeah i know right
“Egg, egg and a little bit of egg shell”
*looks at camera nervously*
Me: why is that me every time I make eggs for breakfast
Rebecca Myslinski how to basic made this recipe
Me egg egg him egg shell looks nervously at the camera me😐 him😶 his mind 😏😏
“I didn’t mean to smack you in the face.. with the bread”
I’m dying
@@miki957 omg go to a hospital!
“And butter.....I said and butter!”
“You’re making me look stupid and butter”
Butter
He said butter
Thx
I like the part where he said butter
you’re
All the stuff that Brandon's kitchen has gone through but it's still cleaner than mine.
True
Same. Probably because I’m watching this instead of cleaning my kitchen 🤷🏼♀️ lol
Onggg
So true lol
So true
Nobody:
Anime girls when they stub their toe: 0:19
HAHAHAHACSGSV S
but like seriously
🤬
Glad I'm not the only one that caught that
No
i really think brandon is the guy behind “how to basic” or related to the guy of “how to basic”
Brandon is HowToBasic but as a bottom
@@quantumblauthor7300 WHAT
@@trywind5240 gay
@@quantumblauthor7300 HowToBottom
"Give me, I pray, the toast that comes from the bread that is in the fridge" is now what i will say to ask for toast
Omg he said it right as i read this comment
That's my favorite bible verse 😌
0:19 intresting sound
Why is your bread in the fridge?
It keeps better that way, depending on the kind of bread you buy
0:19 we just gonna ignore that *uahhh* xD
I SWEAR MY CAT LOVES HIM!! he was asleep and when he woke up he went straight to me and started licking my phone
okay but like... is no one gonna talk about that “transition” kinda thing at the beginning of the video 💀
Exactly,I might be the only one bam boozled about what just happened
Are u guys talking about the one at 0:27? That one really got me
He like pulls his face off (I'm talking about after he hits the camera
Thinking the same thing
He must of got dropped on his head as a baby or he’s definitely high
So that's why I couldn't find any more butter in store today
Lol
Wish I had more butter, to you know cook, and not *waste* it. But pandemic.
"sugar is the reason we have blood sugar problems in the first place"
IM CRACKING UP
The moan
Yea but not as much as the eggs
not me thinking it’s true
@@dr.cornball1172 I thought I was the only one who actually took notice to it dkejfhehd
nvm I'm seeing more comments on it didhdigdii
0:28 no one gonna talk about how good that transition
The only Brandon quote you ever need to know is:
Security deposit? No we don't know him
Pee pee poo poo
Everything smells like toilet water!
" I'm just trying to put my socks on without passing out"
Tommy Nguyen um yes
So we are just going to act like he didn’t just do a perfect transition in the beginning 👀 🤫
IKR i was like so no one peeped that transition he did😂
Thought it was my eyes tricking me
I 100% agree
Had to watch it a couple of times coz I thought I was going mad lol
Like even slow it down completely and its still perfect wth
“...says that sugar is the reason we have blood sugar problems in the FIRST place-“*Hisoka moan*
0:27 that transition tho!
Imagine walking into the kitchen to see Brandon talking to mush in a pan while surrounded by lamps
And apologising to them, might I add
Typical Tuesday in the house of Brandon. Ooh butter! *faints*
😂😂😂😂
Just a normal day at the Farris residence
I would be concerned if he didn’t do this honestly
The thumbnails doesn't even surprise me anymore
Yep
I appreciate them, makes it even more so humorous.
I just sigh and ask myself what google told him to do this time while clicking the video to watch it
I just say "oh look he did something again!"
IKR 😂
once he started putting fruit in, I totally forgot he was making cupcakes
“Baking soda..I gOt bAkInG sOdA” I just realized the reference to the song 😭 2:18
0:28
For a second I thought he just yoinked off his hair and I was so confused
google translate: the mix is distant
brandon: physically or emotionally
me: socially
me: put them in a bowl and mix. then you’ll have your answer
4:12 new merch idea, a shirt that says “there’s glitter in everything”. It comes covered in glitter.
Me: watching him having a date with his " red velvet cake"
Also Me: HES GONE MAD!
No one:
Me: **sees thumbnail** this cannot go well...
Does anybody else worry that every time Brandon tries these google translate recipes his body starts to shut down
Yep
Brandon: "Let's make cupcakes"
Google:"Oké you need butter, cornflakes, butter, fruit, butter, vanille, butter, a lot of bowls and butter. Oh and also butter. Don't forget to do some butter in there. Maybe you wanna put some extra butter in there. Don't be shy put some more. More butter. BUTER!!! BUTER BUTER BUTER BUTER. What is live without butter? Where would we be if it wasn't for butter to rescue use from the darkness and bring use joy every day and every moment. WHE NEED BUTTER!!!.😪"
How do you get Google Translate to tell you the ingredients?
@@rosek.5204 you find a recipe then put it in Google translate into another language and do that 50-100 thime then put it in english then bam you have Google translate recipe
Google Translate is Paula Deen confirmed! So much butter...
you forgot the onions
And eggs
no one:
not even the cat:
Brandon: *feminine moan*
me:O-O
0:18
I was looking for this comment 😂
@@mrwruble1842 same!
I feel like this is so funny that he doesn’t need edits to make a funny
He balances the cuts so well. I could never watch anyone else with all the edits.
It was 8:00 am when he posted this ❤️😂
Baby_girl_since.18 09
Same
First very true he is VERY funny. Second Is your profile picture Yourpalross 😂
Sofia Paolucci I see you like feet
*nobody tell his girlfriend he had a date with the mix*
I won’t tell if you don’t tell
How much you willing to pay 🤔
I won’t tell if you pay me
Give me a cookie and it won’t cross my mind to :3
Peyton Bilbrey here 🍪
Brandon: i’m gonna make red velvet cupcakes
Everyone else: we know you’re not going to but sure we can say that
“Scuse me sir! We noticed you haven’t made a mess yet, do you plan to make a mess in the future??”
*nods head*
6:20
Brandon should carry some red velvet cupcakes for his neighbours so they know he isn't making all that noise for no reason😂😂💀
Brandon : Cupcakes *puts it in a cake pan*
that the part you think went wrong?😂
No one:
Not a soul:
Brandon: 𝗖𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘀
And watermelon
Mmm yes square
OMG ARMYYYYYYYY
Lmao😂
Also, hi army 💜
GrampaGummyBear OMG ARMYS EVERYWHERE 💜💜💜😂
Everyone: talking about the kitchen, the recipe etc.
Me: *we not gonna talk about how he moaned when he passed out*
Ikr 😶
0:19 damn.... that’s some mad noises Brandon 💀😂
google translate is probably one of the best series you’ve done, brandon. i click right away every time you post, especially for a google translate episode. keep it up, brandon! :)
I agree
I also agree!!
Is no one gonna talk about how he ate the red part of the baby bell cheese
when?
charlie adamson when he said want some cheese
navypapercut I know but he bite into it lol
I always eat the red part
I thought everybody does that-
0:19 turn your volume all the way up and click on it lol
me: *watching brandon*
my mom: *walks in*
0:19
I hate to tell you this but....
*we didn’t catch you*
I did, my sister jumped on me so I had to catch her 😂
Ocean-jade Williams 😂
Janimal Plays it’s what happens when you have a hyper sister I guess 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
emerald studio woah man I’m gonna have to report you for that one 👮♂️
"Give me, I pray, the toast that comes from the bread that is in the fridge."
These videos are gems.
0:27 That was smooth
Ur the only one that noticed
0:18 brandon that was a moan. xD
About halfway through I forgot what he was making
Same I had to recheck the title 🤣
Me every time
J
G
G
People watching this looking for a Brandon quote to comment: 👁👄👁
Hi
@@ariannaharris4504 hi
5:37 brandon thats not mi- BRANDON
0:28 is nobody going to notice how absolutely flawless this transition is??
This is probably the most extreme google translate hes ever done
I don’t know if he is actually falling in this or it’s fake cause he falls like that in all of his videos😂. Lmao!! I love him
I think its a stunt for this video. I just can't figure out the joke.
🤣❤️🤣 omg same but that transition though dang
0:19 intresting sound
@@cahydra what the Frick.
@@ReddestOne24 its on my soundboard now
he rlly just ate the wax of the chee- I mean thats a pretty brandon thing to do doe
Brandon:"I'ma make red velvet cupcakes" Later:*makes liquid*
Imagine if we weren't here to watch and keep an eye on him, I'd hate to see him stuffing kittens or cactus in his pockets. He's fine, just having a moment.
Brandon: “Especially the boys, they just wouldn’t give any milk!”
Me: “👁👄👁....”
I just don't think he was trying hard enough. They just take longer.
@@gurvmlk 👁👄👁
Oh no 👁👄👁
0:19 intresting sound
Your eyes are x's.
Boss: so Brandon what did you do on your free day?
Brandon: 05:00
0:18 - 0:20 that was a strange noise there sir-
Taco video: Where’s the beef
This video: Where’s the sugar
Not gonna lie liquid or not, if you compressed it it would've tasted a whole lot butter.
Beautiful comment
Pls- IM WHEEZEINGFF
Are we gonna ignore how good that transition was
1:57 minecraft and robox oof mix
Brandon is just gradually losing his sanity as quarantine progresses.
Aren’t we all?🤩
no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
brandon: *cuts fruit with scissors*😭😂
someone said this already and this 'no one' joke is gettin old
I'm ur 200th like love me
Mel you didn’t have to comment either but you still did. if it’s bothering you scroll past, not that hard :)
peyton elaria OH GOD ITS A GENDERLESS ALIEN
@@peytonnorthcraft8285 i was just saying and letting u know, never said u don't have to comment
0:19 WOW Brandon, let's keep it family friendly 😂
This intro was on the shorter end compared to his other ones, but man did it feel long. lol. Love this so much. Way to funny. I want more google translate stuff
0:27 BRO THAT TRANSITION WAS SO SMOOTH TF
No lie , it was smooth to the point I didnt even catch it !!!!!
Wow
"Butter, butter. eggs. Drank." This recipe just got delicious and forgettable.
"Drank" is Promethazine/Codiene cough syrup in soda, FYI.
Ok, first of all, that transition👀Soo good! Second, literally this makes me laugh SO FRICKEN MUCH😂😂 I DIE everytime I watch any of these😂💜ily!!
This is by far my fav CZcams series I have ever watched.
I LOVE ALL UR VIDEOS!!!
350°F
Brandon:"watch ur mouth!"
Me:respekt
German?
@@wil_bee4934 yee
Lol
Nobody:
Brandon: *uses scissors to cut up fruit*
Me being sick around my family for the last week:
“Hi. ONE SECOND.” *falls on the floor*
CZcams recommended me your channel and I cant stop watching your vids. Your hilarious!!!
Subscribed!
my friend recommended this channel. I CANNOT THIS IS TOO FUNNY
You have a good friend 😁
@@SkellingtonFan the best ;)
You should watch his [eating tarantulas] series they are the best.
@@Huntress22 Those were AMAZING!! I can't thank Brandon enough for, his sacrifice! I was in another depression season and, I laughed 'till my side hurts!
2:46
Step 4:
In another large bowl, whisk together the
Butter Butter BUTTER
Eggs drank in Vanilla
Google Translate - 2020
I feel like we now need butter butter Butter merch 😍🤣
PLEASE DO MORE GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES.. I LOVE THEM. You make my day better, and i hope you do more vids :)
0:19 uh Brandon- 😂
Are we not gonna talk about how he ate the cheese with the wax stills on??
Omg. Was just scrolling through the comments to see if someone else was as disturbed by that as me! 😂
Yeah
"There's not enough butter!
Monokuma! Get the Mondo butter!"
-Junko Enoshima
Pin this
"Sugar is the reason we have blood sugar problems in the first place."
Not even 2 seconds later: MOANS
I love your Google translate videos I get headaches from laughing so hard and end up not being able to breathe for what feels like hours but it's only minutes
See, most people have to make themselves be funny but Brandon is just funny on his own lol
The person at the register must have been like: >.
Im doing a try not to laugh to watch this is school but the butter theme you had for this video is hilarious
0:19 did he just moan or am i going crazy💀
Nobody tell his girlfriend he went on a date. Shhhh. Nobody needs to knowww
Jadyn Satter k
0:19 me when my crush touches my leg
..
Oh god
0:27 that transition tho
2:05 is it me or does he kinda look like Bob Ross here?
😂 Saw this with my 5 year old, she doesn't understand English (we are Norwegian) but she said : that's not how to bake mom, we need to teach him poor man 😂😂
Love your videos!
That's so cute 😭😭
The people that hit the dislike button were laughing so hard they mistook it for the like button.
or gordon ramsey
@@shadeindustries2008 lol true 🤣
I just wanted to say I have been watching you videos for three days and I am having a super hard time and feeling low but every time I watch you videos I feel so happy and laugh so much so thank you so so much and keep doing what you doing your amazing x
WAIT- that transition was good!!
Is noone gonna talk about how there’s so many comments asking if noone is gonna talk about what we’re actually ALL talking about?!
😳
🤯
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
😂👌
Shh, we don’t talk about it