"Hello I'd like to buy this oil and vinegar" "Okay sir, that will be $5.50" *2 hours later* "Hello I would like to return this oil and vinegar" "Alright Sir. May I ask why?" "It's what the internet said to do" *10 minutes later* "Hello I'd like to buy this oil and vinegar" "But Sir, you just returned it like 10 minutes ago." "I know" "Alright, here you go Sir" *5 minutes later* "Hello I would like to return this oil and vinegar" "WHY?"
Brandon: "This isn't a business meeting. Take your socks off." Also Brandon: **wears socks during entire video** Conclusion: This is what happens when you need to film a Google Translate at noon but have business meetings scattered throughout filming. I was laughing so hard during this that I couldn't breathe! Great video!
Brandon I just lost a good friend of mine. I actually introduced her to your channel and we would send each other videos and quotes from these videos to each other for laughs throughout the day. I’m really sad she’s not here to see this one because I know she would love it but thank you so much for the laughter during this time. Keep being funny and weird!!!!
Hi, I love your videos and you make me laugh when I'm done I have had a bad couple of months and I will always laugh until and cry. Thank you for all your videos
PinkStar Gaming no it’s not. My dad actually passed away 6 years ago. I’m also sorry for your loss. If someone ever tells you “grief goes away” it does not. Last year my grief of the loss was manageable. But this year- I’ve been crying and sobbing in classes. It gets rly hard. I’m not gonna lie. There are gonna be some very tough days, they come in waves. Some are small, some feel like a tsunami. But if you talk to family and friends, everything gets a little bit easier. Hope your mother rests easy ♥️♥️♥️
Dude!!! Your editing is getting really good!!! I love the cuts for the different angles. Laughed at the abuse of the onion. This just a really great video. You rock King Dooder.
When you repeated the process I laughed so hard I woke up my kid that was in the other room 🤣 I’m still dying of laughter and he’s telling me to be quiet which is making me laugh harder so thanks for waking up my 5 year old and causing me to laugh so hard I’m literally crying! I’m blaming you 🤣😂🤣🤣
You never really appreciate not having socks on until you think about the fact you don't have socks on. Mainly in the summer or paired with shorts for extra freedom and warmth
1:19 I saw this meme on Instagram and this is how it went: Taehyung: you come here often Jin: this is my fucking house Sorry I had to if I find the link I will edit and put in here! 😂
The fact he knew I took my shoes off and was wearing socks scares me. I’m also offended that he called it gross. MY FEET ARE COLD, OKAY? STOP JUDGING ME.
This man spent five minutes of his life beating an onion...and that is why I love him
6:33 MINUTES EVEN BETTER
:&:😭😢🤗😱😒🤨🥳🥳🤫
He's the saviour of our depression. we need to protect him at all costs. HECC the trees.
D E d I c a T e d
Yes
I love how whenever a recipie says to beat something, he chooses to interpret it as perform several wrestling smackdown moves on it
Recipie?
I mean hes technically beating it at wrestling so-
@@gl1tch417 Brandon won by technicality
@@humanprobably Recipie
@@humanprobablyRecipie
“Just beat the devil out of it” - Bob Ross makes a Bloomin’ Onion
I mean, Brandon is basically Bob Ross
HaveSomeMemes a bob ross with adhd and high
@@KL96012 and goggle trance late
Stole the words out of my fingers.
Obsessed with the thought of this comment out-of-context 😂
This is how Satan tortures Gordon Ramsey.
tru
We need him to react to this
I think you got it the wrong way
@@suhziiro how Gordon Ramsay tortures Satan
@@suhziiro what?
It's not every day circumcision is referenced in a cooking video....but here we are.
now we know a little more about Brandon lol
He forgot to *cut* it out
Time stamp?
@@TheBlackBoxWarrior65 I honestly don't remember. 🤷
@@emilyischarmed13 that's alright
"Hello I'd like to buy this oil and vinegar"
"Okay sir, that will be $5.50"
*2 hours later*
"Hello I would like to return this oil and vinegar"
"Alright Sir. May I ask why?"
"It's what the internet said to do"
*10 minutes later*
"Hello I'd like to buy this oil and vinegar"
"But Sir, you just returned it like 10 minutes ago."
"I know"
"Alright, here you go Sir"
*5 minutes later*
"Hello I would like to return this oil and vinegar"
"WHY?"
Half an hour later: I'd like to buy this oil
Levi ah, nice pfp.
I can’t tell you how badly I want to believe that he actually retuned and bought them
I love this comment
Yess
"If you're watching this with socks on... Why?"
Me: *slowly takes my socks off*
Sydney Lauren bet he was wishing he had socks on after walking through that mess 😂
Kimberly 5:46 a hypocrite!
i literally did that
I proudly wear socks as part of the Cold Toes Party 😤😤😤
Hi
I now he lives in California but.
Breaking News: Florida man beats the ever living sh*t out of an Onion for unknown reason.
We aksed the onions wife on her thoughts *"i miss him he was the best man ive ever met in my life..."* (starts crying uncontrollably)
I couldn’t stop laughing after I read this😂😂😂😓
@@dr.cornball1172 omg stop I’m dying of laughter
We asked the man's daughter what she thought 'At least I don't have to frame him for a crime to eat his candy'
“From the onions point of view, I’m so sorry onion”- Brandon Farris 2020
I love when it said beat the fat with onion
Brandon: “I’m like 2% of anything “🤣🤣🤣
"Cut the tip. That's what they did to me when I was born." Jear desus 🤣🤣🤣
I choked on my water💀💀💀
Jear desus lol
I read this multiple times and didn't notice it said jear desus instead of dear jesus
I was not expecting a circumcision joke 😂😂😂
Jear desus is what I thought too
I completely lost it at "Almighty God, cleanse well" 😂😭
The montage of him beating the onion😂
No one: literally no one: Brandon: AfTeR yOu StAb It OnCe It GeTs EaSiEr.
I want to like this but your likes are at 333 :^
Because they stop trying to resist you trying stab them
I want to like this but your likes are 520
Thats what toga said
I would like this but the likes are at 659
Him saying "I stabbed more than 4 times sorry I...lost control" was very jim Carey ace ventura for me 😂
Holy shit I thought I was the only one who noticed that!!!
Definitely I literally watched that movie about a week ago and it reminded me of it
He reminds me so much of him lol
Yessss i fr thought o was the only one who thought that lmao😂
Omg I thought the same thing
"Shake the flour by shaking it back and fourth"
Ah Yes! The floor here is made of floor.
This as 123 likes, exactly. All is well.
I can just imagine the cleaning process like:
Brandon: *looks at milk powder mixture on the floor in 4 different ways*
Wow not we cant ware s
@@cadenliwock328 What?
Omg lol
Stab them in the point of view of the flour
He probably just uses a roomba. A roomba that's algorithms have been run through Google Translate.
“I don’t have anymore bowls” guys, I think it’s time to Brandon more bowls
Brandon: "This isn't a business meeting. Take your socks off."
Also Brandon: **wears socks during entire video**
Conclusion: This is what happens when you need to film a Google Translate at noon but have business meetings scattered throughout filming.
I was laughing so hard during this that I couldn't breathe! Great video!
Devyn Edwards what if CZcams is his job
@@bink5242 yes then technically this is a business meeting
I would like this comment but I really dont wanna break up the 666-
1:28
POV: You're an onion and Brandon is stabbing all of your 4 sides.
Jokes on you, I’m watching this DURING a business meeting.
Were you serious
I got weird look from the Wendy's employee when i took off my socks in line.
I'm sorry but I will look at you the same way
I'm wearing slippers, are they shoes or socks?
Sir...
This is a Wendy's
Brandon: *Mad creations*
Bob Ross: *Wholesome laughter* " They're just happy little accidents "
"Just the tip? I feel like that's an appropriate step one... that's what they did to me when I was born!" Hahahaha
"Once you stab something more than once, you're kind of okay with it." *stab stab stab stab*
I think serial killers have said those exact words.
Google translate: beat the devil out of it
Me: are we painting with bob ross
😂
We're cooking with Bob Ross 😂
You know you got a good comment when uruaka a gacha and the grim reaper are all here
Google translate needs to make dumplings.
As your name says,
Blah blah... yes
Brandon I just lost a good friend of mine. I actually introduced her to your channel and we would send each other videos and quotes from these videos to each other for laughs throughout the day. I’m really sad she’s not here to see this one because I know she would love it but thank you so much for the laughter during this time. Keep being funny and weird!!!!
Lmfao on the “thats what they did to me when I was born”
"This isn't a business meeting, take your socks off!"
THEY'RE ALREADY OFF WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?
Take your feet off
@@thornsonarose7313 I took off my feet. Now what-
Brandon "This isn't a business meeting take your socks off"
Me lounging in PJs at 2pm.
@Sara Rawlings it is a non sock kinda day 😂
Im not wearing socks to begin with lol
I wasn't wearing socks 😂
@@FictionalSwag_tm 😂
The only thing I can focus on is that he has a Glass Animals shirt-
That's the first thing I noticed too lmao
YES!!!! im 100% jealous lmao
Thats what they did to me when I was born🤣🤣😭
0:39 foxy?
I want to see a video of him cleaning up the messes!
He has a professional cleaner lol. She's a wizard with some of the things she's cleaned, I swear 😂
These google translate videos get me every time 😂
Me: sees title
Also me: WeLcOmE To oUtBaCk StEaK HoUse 🥩 🏡
Listen here you salty succulent sea monkey it’s not fair making me laugh this hard before work I swear I almost pulled something
Random person: “So what are your hobbies?”
Brandon: “3:22”
Hi, I love your videos and you make me laugh when I'm done I have had a bad couple of months and I will always laugh until and cry. Thank you for all your videos
3:16 "I'm gonna BEAT the excess FLOUR out of you!!!"
I love your google translate videos!
0:27 i have one sock on is that alright?
“So with out a further a dum did a do, well start with step 2... no I’m kidding we’re starting with 1 it just rhymed”😂😂
This is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! I had to watch it twice because the first time I was constantly crying 🤣🤣
“You know when you stab someone once you got to be ok with it.”
This is me going psychotic
No one's gonna talk about how he's a fan of glass animals? Okay.
" love my job" 0:51
The man is wearing a *glass animal shirt* that is amazing, I had no idea they had merch, this deserves a like
The "cut the tip" part already had me breathless
Brandon- "chilli. Thats a lot. He puts more" 2:00
Omg I'm so early, this is the fastest I've ever been to a video, funniest thing is that I dont even have notifications on
“I didn’t know grief came in waves”
It’s actually does lmao. I know- my dad do be dead
PinkStar Gaming no it’s not. My dad actually passed away 6 years ago. I’m also sorry for your loss. If someone ever tells you “grief goes away” it does not. Last year my grief of the loss was manageable. But this year- I’ve been crying and sobbing in classes. It gets rly hard. I’m not gonna lie. There are gonna be some very tough days, they come in waves. Some are small, some feel like a tsunami. But if you talk to family and friends, everything gets a little bit easier. Hope your mother rests easy ♥️♥️♥️
brandon: take your socks off, its not a business meeting be comfy
me: takes socks off
Until today I never realised how much I needed to see a man slap the shit out of an onion.
Lmaoooo I can’t stop laughing, you’re hilarious 😂
This is how I imagine pippin would be while cooking
1:33 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!
Watching your videos make me smile when I'm sad. Keep being the wonderful person you are
Like for World peace and the end of illnesses
The video?
If only commenting for likes on a CZcams video actually had that effect
@@leaf2180 haha ya
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
@@precious6303 thank you
Dude!!! Your editing is getting really good!!! I love the cuts for the different angles. Laughed at the abuse of the onion. This just a really great video. You rock King Dooder.
When you repeated the process I laughed so hard I woke up my kid that was in the other room 🤣 I’m still dying of laughter and he’s telling me to be quiet which is making me laugh harder so thanks for waking up my 5 year old and causing me to laugh so hard I’m literally crying! I’m blaming you 🤣😂🤣🤣
1:47 he went eawoo 😂
He has a shirt of glass animals--the song pork soda has pineapples in it- the song was made by glass animals? - uh
This video was what my emotions needed, apparently. I couldn’t breathe because I was laughing so hard and I had tears running down my face. Thank you!
I was watching your edible story and u interrupted it by posting lmao
lil creeker 😂
I hope you NEVER stop making these videos, they are HILARIOUS 👏🏻👌🏻
Brandon: "Take your socks off this isn't a business meeting."
Me: "....But....my feet are cold and I like socks...."
The only reason why I watch Brandon is because how funny he is and how big of a mess he makes 😂
Never this early 😱😆❣️❣️❣️❣️
Same
Not me ,
WE DIDNT CARE AND NEVER WILL
I was taking my socks off as he said "this isn't a business meeting, take you socks off." Your timing was flawless.
Im literally never this early
Trinity Ramirez I was one time but because I stayed up all night!😂
2:30 🕝 I can’t 😂 “ why did we put water in the milk?...”
I feel like he could weirdly be Bob Ross’ son...
You never really appreciate not having socks on until you think about the fact you don't have socks on. Mainly in the summer or paired with shorts for extra freedom and warmth
So, how’s quarantine? Who’s going crazy : )
Doo wa diddy diddy. Best song out there, thank you for bringing it back to me Brandon🙈
Hey Brandon,Im Such A Dan 😁😁😁😁
i am a dan tooo
@@jovielaughter7260 Oh Cool,Like A Danny Or Daniel Or Daniela?
oh wow! same, i’m more of a danny though
This series is still so funny, I nearly drowned myself with my flavored water.
That hurt. I can't stop laughing though. 🤣🤣🤣
19 views but 52 likes...
y e s.
"I... Lost control" love that Ace Venture reference it's awesomd
1:19
I saw this meme on Instagram and this is how it went:
Taehyung: you come here often
Jin: this is my fucking house
Sorry I had to if I find the link I will edit and put in here! 😂
im watching your dad live and you at the same time lol, love ya brandon, thanks for making my days joyful brother, keep it going
I love so much of this video. "beat the excess flour", the onion's point of view, and the "look at it from a another view" 😂😂😂
Glass animals is my all time favorite band, I love that shirt. ❤❤❤
This is just the Michal reves of cooking.
I'm pretty sure I've given every single one of his videos ATLEAST 1,000 views lmao. I luv him.
Happy to see a fellow Glass Animals fan. Rock on with some Gooey Cocoa Hooves.
I respect the fact that this man has a Glass Animals shirt. I literally love GA with all my heart.
Oh dear lord brandon that made me die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠ love these videos please keep doing them
Who has just found him during quarantine and has now watched his whole google translate playlist...
I have spent the morning watching this series and cackling
I laugh so hard at his videos I can’t breathe at the end 😂🤣
I laughed so hard at this my sides were cramping lmfaooooo!! Thanks for making my day!! 💜💜💜
The fact he knew I took my shoes off and was wearing socks scares me. I’m also offended that he called it gross. MY FEET ARE COLD, OKAY? STOP JUDGING ME.
Me and my parents watch you all the time, they burst out laughing watching these lolll
When you beat the onion I lost it 😂😂 your videos are keeping me going through hellish times xxx
"You know what, once you've stabbed something once you're kinda ok with it." Brandon 2020
Brandon going to the store
Clerk: reason for returning
Brandon:because google told me to
Im so glad ican say i was here before you got big. You deserve it man . You make my day so much better.