@@starshapedlambs thats prob a 1 out of a 25000000 chance 1.Have a device 2.Be born in this time 3.even know brandon 4.watch this video 5.have something make you sneeze 6.at the same time (1:1990) 7.Ur parents meet 8:Consive you 9.have you 10.Ur ancestors existed
Livy_playz ._. Ikr, I found it like a couple of days ago and within that time I’ve gotten my dad to watch his videos too cuz he saw me watching them and he was laughing too
@@emilykrey5319 Lmao. Ew my nose is so powerful it can catch bacteria and filthy air from entering my nose. Ew boogers. Bro, I had a full on booger collection on my wall when I was 7.
oh! there must have been a misunderstanding! The fly is still alive, but it's feeling a bit depressed about the state of things right now. Be there for your fly. Support your fly. Love your fly.
I would like a video of him just going through process of getting the recipe and ingredients, I just can’t imagine he’s any more calm in his daily life.
@@briorlacietobin8460 there not hemophobic you burn our flag that vets fought and died for so its just a taste of your own medicine and The military is more brave then coming out
@@maintenanceguy9854 No I was saying I saw someone with their pfp and the flag was in fire. They were being mean to me cause I'm part of lgbtq+ and it was hurtful.
@@briorlacietobin8460 I know there are some people out there who believe that all members of the lgbtq+ should die and that's not right but that doesn't mean that there are not people who have burned the US flag you seem like a nice person but I have meet people who try to change me into becoming gay I'm a straight white male I'm not racist or hemophobic but it's fucked up that people call me racist when im in the grocery store not all Lgbtq+ people are like that some that I have meet are the nicest people I have ever meet yes lgbtq+ do get a lot of hate yes it is wrong I just wish this generation will get over the fact that the world doesn't revolve around them I'm not saying you think that that's just my opinion
Omg I was waiting to find this comment (well the jim carrey bit) he has a very similar character and I love it so much 😂 I only don't know about the pewdiepie bit cause I don't watch him lol
The spider is on the screen, the screen is not your phone the screen is just pixels being broadcasted. You are scared of spider shaped light not spiders
@@Yourmamas101 yeah, but the joke was he had a horribly hard time doing it practically wouldn't. I dunno mate it's like 1 am rn I made that joke 2 years ago
Brandon: people probably skip over my intros, it’s ok there only for me Me: I watched your long intro. Your funny and I don’t care if it’s long If you see the mistakes it’s supposed you’re🙂
"Bless you."
"Ha, I didn't sneeze!"
"Your fly is down."
"How did you know!?"
I would like but the likes are at 420 so I can’t lol
🤣
I said I’m Waring leggings you fool
Oh
ngl i did sneeze he freaked me out :'D
Brandon: *is scared of a dead spider*
also Brandon: *holds a spider by its web*
Love your user name
That's what I was thinking lmao 😂
Why hello Twin
Half n Half well hello there 😳
@IcyThot Kacchan should call icyhot icythot 😂😂
Brandon’s friends: what do you do as a career?
*its complicated.*
Lol
YOUR PROFILE XD
That would imply he has friends who aren't as weird as he is.
There is so many of you
Brandon doesn’t have any frienss
Me: *sneezes*
Brandon: bless you
Me: *looks for cameras*
did you actually sneeze tho?
@@Mike-lo5om yes. I was terrified.
@@starshapedlambs thats prob a 1 out of a 25000000 chance
1.Have a device
2.Be born in this time
3.even know brandon
4.watch this video
5.have something make you sneeze
6.at the same time (1:1990)
7.Ur parents meet
8:Consive you
9.have you
10.Ur ancestors existed
@@giothefew4300 I- man I was just trying to watch my marvel shows for the 8th time whyd you have to go and make me question my existence
Lol
Finding his account was the best thing ever
It was though!
Livy_playz ._. Ikr, I found it like a couple of days ago and within that time I’ve gotten my dad to watch his videos too cuz he saw me watching them and he was laughing too
Dido for me
Sooo trueee
I first found him on tik tok 😂😂 Glad i did
"Your fly is down"
Me on the toilet: "it would be weird if it wasn't."
😂😂😂😂😂
If you shit in your pants and then flush them it's considered a powerplay
Lexx Ghost power move
I feel like if your fly is only down that’s weird
Yooooooo. Same
I actually sneezed right before he said "bless you"
I'm frightened now
*You were the chosen one!*
I am the anti meme 96 (instead of, dare I say, 69)
Did you blow your nose?
this is the only reason i came to the comments lol
Sameeee
"Shut up your hair looks weird"
Me whos about to cut it all off: 🤠
CUT ALL THAT HAIR WHO EVEN NEEDS HAIR?!
@@gayemocousin723 LMAO I DID IT AND IT WAS THE BEST CHOICE I EVER MADE
My hair goes down to my hips… is it worth cutting off? I WILL DO IT IF GIVEN THE CHANCE 😂
@@hannahrae9538 YES DO IT!!!
@@hannahrae9538 Absolutely! I cut all mine off and I am so happy with the outcome
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT ANGELIC VOICE...I mean don’t get me wrongness he funny af but that singing doe
No I agree. He needs to sing professionally.
What time did is singing start???
He is the next Ed Sheeran
Popcorn_ Weirdo 5:21
I was waiting on someone to say something
“Some of you skip the intro”
Me: I would never
Same.its my favorite part
Is everyone just going to ignore the fact that he’s actually a good singer??!!!?
i flew to the comments to see if anyone else said that lmao
he’s a musician & singer lol
nah i need a full version of him covering that song rn
Yes. Yes we are
Brylee Adkins I know
"Take a deep breath with the water."
Him: "No. I am not waterboarding myself."
*Drowning immediately afterwards*
That made me laugh way too much.
Lol
Lol
I'm just wondering what you don't understand
Brandon: "shut up, your hair looks weird"
Bald people: I wish 😣
I feel like this is a double insult if that even is a thing
but yes
I do really have bad hair rn
It’s so surprising how good Brandon can sing when he’s actually trying.
He used to be a musician before he became a CZcams star
Videos killed that Radio Star.
Jessica Wolitarsky I’ve heard him mention it in a video. But, I never make the connection that he was being serious. I must research NOW lol
He is so good
Same but still...
I just sneezed twice before he said “bless you, 2 times?”😂😂😂
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE
You have been blessed
Ok
"Where's that oven?" *hits oven* "FOUND IT"
"We should be back here in 45 minutes which is about 45 minutes from now"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
I like that meme lol
*together, we can stop this*
*him singing like an angel* me: ON THE SHANDALEERRRRREEEEEEEEE
Who highlighted this
Savagebunbun130 Girl of robloX lmao, when you click on your comment it highlights it automatically. You highlighted it
Its actually "IM GONNA SWING FRON THE CHANDELIEEEEEEER"
EEEEEEER *HIGH PITCHED PIANO NOISE* AAAAH
Joergen The Horse oh ok thx
I respect the fact that he actually tries his food at the end
Same
this man... is tough, and dedicated, no wonder I can't stop watching him
Bless his heart
He’s a brave man
Love your videos
My life would not be complete without him.
where’s the oven? *oh! found it.*
"Heat it to the temperature of the ocean which is about 425°C"
I don't think your oven can dish out that kinda heat..........
You think?
Nobody gonna talk about his awesome singing? I want him to make a song.
I just subscribed to you for no reason :)
Is your pfp Hinata and Kenma I cant really see :')
@@lordminion88 ya it is
@@ducklord8789 I like it :D
He already has made 2 unofficial rap songs!
Brandon: “Take a deep breathe with water” me: “this is how he dies”
I was really hoping he wasn't going to do this but secretly hoped he was going to at least try.😂
the minute I read this comment my brain was like "do it" because I was drinking water and choked so bad lmaoo
I literally started looking at the comments and looked at this comment right as he said it
i had to be the 1k
What is your profile picture
Never in my life have I ever skipped one of his intros they’re too great
Yes
me: *choking on grape*
brandon: bless you
me: *can suddenly breathe again*
bruh
You have been blessed
Haha lol
😂😂😂
I choke on grapes a lot XD
God: *I- you- the- YOU CHEATED THE SYSTEM*
I farted when he said “bless you”
Lmao
Yess just yes
Lamo
👁0👁 Butt sneeze. ✨
LMAO SAME
The fact that he doesn’t know where his own face has been scares me
Brandon just scares me in general.
"Your fly is down"
Me wearing sweatpants: *interesting*
“Welcome back to ‘how many kitchens does brandon Farris have?!”
Honestly was just wandering the same thing
Yes! He moved to a new place in February and is now back at his old apartment? I was wondering that all through the banana bread one as well.
@@benwarner3085 make it a actual website
Ben Warner i made the mistake of clicking a random internet link only to realize it did nothing
So I thinkkkkk he’s now living with his girlfriend and her daughter, but he keeps his old apartment to use as his office 👌
"sounds like two really rich white kids names" 😂 I work at a daycare and I can confirm this 😂
YOU SAID BLESS YOU JUST AFTER MY GRANDMOTHER SNEEZED IN THE NEXT ROOM
That's crazy
She was the gremlin
Omg🤣
THE ONE
My god it was true...
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that he actually has a good singing voice 😱😂 5:23
LITERALLY EVERYONE HAS.......QUIT LYING OR ILL SLAP YOU
Brandon: “Cook untill about 425 Celsius,”
Me: Is it really supposed to be almost 800 degrees?
It's the temperature of the ocean
Hi Again Yeah I noticed that.. Plus the water would begin to boil at 800 degrees..
yes, 425 degrees Celsius is definitely 800 degrees celsius
Archer Ossmann Celsius and Fahrenheit are different. Dumbbutt
@@Ricoxemani Celsius is much different than Fahrenheit. Like me, you likely live using the Metric units, and Fahrenheit.
"I'm not gonna Waterboard myself" omg that absolutely killed me and imo is the best and funniest moment in this video
"It killed you" 🤣 get it, cuz waterboarding might kill
imagine coming home to seeing you boyfriend throwing a football covered with butter in the oven while wearing football gear
Well I would think it's normal
@@xfrombfb5538 lmao
@@greenlanternslight. lolololololo
I'm sorry I'm so late but how does one throw a football while it is already in the oven? 😂
@@MegaTallica8183 he's brandon he can do whatever he wants he's a god
Me panicking for no reason: actually enjoys a video instead of panicking. thanks for making my anxiety smile man 😂
Before watching this video: Why is this in my recommended?
After watching this video: Why wouldn't this be in my recommended?
Exactly
That's how I found him, his carrot cake video
“The ocean is 425 degrees”
*Global Warming Intensifies*
425 mph
That number could have been a lot cooler
ღGay Pride Flagღ Well I mean temperature is techically movement, so they’re not wrong
Okay Brandon you didn't have to attack me with your singing skills-
I'm offended-
He’s so good at singing and I’m here trying to not do a voice crack every 2 words while I’m singing lmao
Fr I feel like a failure when it comes to singing now
I mean same
He should make a channel where he does covers lmaooo
I dont perform well with
Ssppitterss 7:10
Is no one going to talk about the fact that he’s a decent singer?
He’s not decent he’s great!
DECENT!? REPLACE THAT WORD WITH AMAZING
I thought the same
Everyone is saying that
More than decent lol
i dont know why but my eyes are waltery? as he sang
“Cook with a fork or potato fish” 😂 just about died 😂😂😂
HAHAH HE SAID POTATO!!! THATS SO RANDEM AND FUNNY HAHAHA!!!! LOL WHAT THE HELL IS HUMOR HAHAHAHAHAHEHAHEHAHERREEHEHEH!!!!!
Lmaooooo
Watch a brandon ferris vid it will make you feel like your not Hanna die anymore
Can we just talk about the fact that I just looked up potato fish and it's a real thing ish
@@lillunaandlilruna3618 😧 what is it???
I love that he is the only CZcamsr who does it to make people laugh and doesn’t ask for likes and subscribers 💜
Am I the only person that doesn't blow their nose after they sneeze? Like, I just don't need to.
it depends on the amount of mucus that has built up.
Same, I’m pretty sure I’ve only blown my nose after I’ve sneezed if I’m really sick
Fire Squid ew
Same
@@emilykrey5319 Lmao. Ew my nose is so powerful it can catch bacteria and filthy air from entering my nose. Ew boogers. Bro, I had a full on booger collection on my wall when I was 7.
I love how he was “playing football” and yet was wearing a baseball helmet 😂
The real football is when u kick a round ball on the ground and u dont need helmets
@@alexgreenwood9575 ohh. Yea I guess but I’m from Canada so we call that soccer 😂😂
He's ready for all sports
He also was wearing those soccer pads
I watch the whole entire video this video is one of my favorites! I watched this and I laughed so hard the whole time I could not breath!! 😂
I read the title wrong as: 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙇𝙚𝙨𝙗𝙞𝙖𝙣
Yes
LOL
You wish
behnimations i see lgbtq+ words EVERYWHEREEEE!!!!!,!,!,!!!!! so yea I SAW THAT TOOOOO!!
I wish....I’m so lonley╥﹏╥
No I'm not waterbordering my self
*preseds to waterborder his self *
I'm laughing so much lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Im not gonna waterboard myself”
*proceeds to waterboard himself*
h
H
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H
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Brandon: "Shut up, your hair looks weird."
Me, wondering what i did wrong to deserve this insult: "...why?"
I watched a video befor this it was another Google translate and my sis said she wanted a slice of the pizza monstrosity and was answered by that 😂
😂
Because he thought we noticed his hat uneven in hat
Then add salt in cap in trap for fifteen minutes burning.
Alternate title: Brandon Farris getting high off of febreze
I subbed to you only because I like your pfp
5:19
Brandon: *Sings 'chandelier' nicely*
Also Brandon: *plays piano with foot and hands* ahh
"Your fly's down"
Well considering I'm not wearing pants currently, technically true?
Cody Cook erm what?!🤭
Apple Delaware benis
I mean **same**
BRUH I THOUGHT YOY WERE SOMEONE FROM MY SCHOOL
@@DrugStoreCandy420 well did you live in skagit county, wa?
"Sing us a song boy"
Google Translate 2020
It physically hurts me when you try the “food” at the end
Yes. *shudders*
It physically hurts me that he wastes so much food. =/ Surely he could size these down.
Me: chokes on lolipop
Him: bless you
Me: chokes even worse from laghinh
"Take a deep breath with the water"
"No."
"I am not waterboarding myself"
*HLESGHUSH*
that had me crying laughing 😭🤚
More of a
splOOosh
BGHLAP BLUB
Anyone else hear “lil huddy” when he said ready set..
Hear*
YES
kaitlyn p sameeee
i hate to say i did but yes... i did.
kaitlyn p haha
Wait, who watches the intros?✋🏼
I do! :3
It’s not a video without the intro
@@averagejellybean7985 agreed
Every time!
Me
5:51 i-😂
I sneezed while watching this and he said “bless you”,I was over here like 👁👄👁
No you didn't
Same thing happened to me!!
@@AbbiLayton how do you know? i did too ._.
Thou art the chosen one
T h e. C h o s e n o n e
why is this guy so funny like he’s funnier than any other youtuber i don’t understand 😭
Ikr I'm laughing so much it's becoming painful
He sacrifices all these foods to The ancient goddess
It's the unrestrained chaotic energy
@@delaneywillard9231 Nah it's the random = funny energy.
Becose he is a genius in comedy 🤣
"My potato fish keeps breaking"
"Dont worry, it came with replacements"
"don't worry there are plenty more fish in the sink", "yes they're in the sink"
POTATO FISHES
...couch fish
When he says after you sneeze you’re gonna blow your nose I was literally blowing my nose because I sneezed at the same time so thank you 😂
“Your fly is down”
Oh no not my fly
He had so little to live for
oh! there must have been a misunderstanding! The fly is still alive, but it's feeling a bit depressed about the state of things right now. Be there for your fly. Support your fly. Love your fly.
@@Butchcavalier I had a fly with may before it, Why did it die a minute later?
“Shut up your hair looks weird”
I don’t have hair
PLEASE BAABAHA
So then it would look weird
Oop😳😳😳
@@swaggyaj4858 I love your pfp 😂
Nardole from Doctor Who: **whips back invisible hair**
Me: *sneezes twice*
Brandon: Bless you.
Me: “👁👄👁”
Me again: “...WHAT THE FR-“
Hey god where’s my father
Minecraft Horse at the store Jim. We’ve been over this
I was abput to sneeze and it went away when he said bless you
Same
@@Baby_Angel07 Same too.
Well hello friend....
For some reason I watched this 16 times and still laugh….EVERY SINGLE TIME?!
I would like a video of him just going through process of getting the recipe and ingredients, I just can’t imagine he’s any more calm in his daily life.
I saw someone with your pfp before but they made the flag on fire and I cried. Like why homophobes? 😭
@@briorlacietobin8460 there not hemophobic you burn our flag that vets fought and died for so its just a taste of your own medicine and The military is more brave then coming out
@@maintenanceguy9854 No I was saying I saw someone with their pfp and the flag was in fire. They were being mean to me cause I'm part of lgbtq+ and it was hurtful.
@@briorlacietobin8460 I know there are some people out there who believe that all members of the lgbtq+ should die and that's not right but that doesn't mean that there are not people who have burned the US flag you seem like a nice person but I have meet people who try to change me into becoming gay I'm a straight white male I'm not racist or hemophobic but it's fucked up that people call me racist when im in the grocery store not all Lgbtq+ people are like that some that I have meet are the nicest people I have ever meet yes lgbtq+ do get a lot of hate yes it is wrong I just wish this generation will get over the fact that the world doesn't revolve around them I'm not saying you think that that's just my opinion
@@maintenanceguy9854 bruh, “turn you gay?” How tf do people try and turn you gay????
Did he just say “ready, set, lil huddy” ?
brandon: “your fly is down”
me: “hey fly are you depressed? oh. well brandons magic!”
brandon:*magic*
Lol
4:38 im dying sm-
I want to know if anyone actually sneezed before he said bless you
(Wow this for all the likes ・∀・)
i sneezed after he said it😂😐
Yes and then I momentarily though it was some sort of live zoom-based episode.
I was about to then he said bless you and then I didn't
i did when i clicked on the video😳
When he said welcome back to Google translate I sneezed then he said bless you
I was really confused
"sounds like two really rich white kids names"
lololololololol
I can't with this series.
Brandon is basically jim carrey and pewdiepies lovechild
Correct
Im allmights secret love child
@@transizukumidoriya2283 correct-todoroki
Omg I was waiting to find this comment (well the jim carrey bit) he has a very similar character and I love it so much 😂 I only don't know about the pewdiepie bit cause I don't watch him lol
Trans Izuku Midoriya Hello Trans Midoriya, how are you my fellow trans friend?😼
me: *dozing off at 1:06 am*
brandon: *throws an empty box of noodles*
me: *almost falls out of bed*
Was I the only one who thought it was cute the way he said "I made a teacup"
only me? Ok..
not only u sweetie
@@cottagegirl7776 omg- I forgot I commented this- 🤣
XD
sorry if my comment sounds rude its supposed to be funny
Wait. When he started singing “Chandelier” I thought he was going to goofy sing but then when he said chandelier I was completely blown away 😂😦
Around 5:16 ish
He's so freakin Good!
"Wheres that oven *bang* found it" and "ready set lil huddy"
I legit went back to hear the lil huddy thing
Butt
I cant I re watched "ready set lil huddy" like 5 times
Crazy Girl same I had to
He needs to get better at snapping the ball
These videos are AMAZING, so amazing that I've rewatched them all 4 time including this one
I really hope the stove gets drafted. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻The wide hips should help with blocking. 😂💜💜💜
😂
i sneezed when he said, "bless you". I almost shat my pants.
Same!
Abi H dude you almost craped your pants too... wow
Dwight Schrute I read your comment right when he said “bless you” I almost shat myself too lol
He’s the strange kid in cooking class that’s pissing the teacher off but entertaining everyone else
Myklin Davis No he is just weird
THE SINGING, THE PIANO.. TEACH ME BRANDON
Is no one talking about the fact that he said “123.. lil huddy” 😂 it has me dead
IKR! I thought I was the in one who heard it 😂😂
𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜
Same!
When
I thought u was the only one that heard it😂😂😂😂
ok why is he actually really good at singing?!
Your pfp is so cuteeee 🥺🥺🥺
( I subed to u)
ikrrr
*Me wondering how Brandon and his house are still standing*
Edit: What did y’all do? 🤣 I come back about a year later to 1.8k likes. Y’all-
Me to LMAO 😂
Especially his kitchen
SSæmë
Lmao same
×øw
Brandon have a great singing voice he’s funny what a great combination
did no one else hear him say
"Ready....Set....Lil Huddy!" when he was throwing the football
lmaooo
I know! Lol 😂🤣😅
Yes I loved it lmao
Remove the cap and cap with a cap
Yes
Yep
Brandon: *puts spider on camera*
My arachnophobic ass: *YEETS PHONE AT WALL*
The spider is on the screen, the screen is not your phone the screen is just pixels being broadcasted. You are scared of spider shaped light not spiders
ON GODDD
I'm arachnophobic to
Same
Hello fellow weirdo
*clicks on video*
"Shut up, your hair looks werid."
Me: ....fair😌
Me: I dont have hair
😂
my hair is currently purple so makes sense he knew.
I be looking like I put a plate of spaghetti on my head
I can't stop laughing 😂
I love the part where u started playing the piano nd singing ur actually amazing at singing nd it’s calming
"Shut up, your hair looks weird" I'm sorry i just woke up
I'm sorry but did you hold up a spider to the camera like it was no big deal????
Then he said he’s scared of spiders... I was like “umm I think not monsieur”
Maybe cuz it's no big deal lol
Brandon will: play with a live spider
Brandon won't: eat a dead spider
And when he does eat a dead spider his body turns on "Possession mode."🕷️
I thought he ate one like 8 years ago?
@@Yourmamas101 yeah, but the joke was he had a horribly hard time doing it practically wouldn't. I dunno mate it's like 1 am rn I made that joke 2 years ago
@@Pyro_Mothman ikik
I’m sorry mann
I love your work and you always make me laugh every single video
Brandon: people probably skip over my intros, it’s ok there only for me
Me: I watched your long intro. Your funny and I don’t care if it’s long
If you see the mistakes it’s supposed you’re🙂
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Michael Scott is proud of you, and mad.
you’re*
😂he is the only person who’s intros I watch
I feel bad if I skip over his intro....
Wtf? HOW DO WE HAVE THE SAME BRAND LASAGNA, MILK, PARMESAN CHEESE, AND WINE?!? 😂 no joke
Brotha?!? Sista?!? 😂
Imbrandonfarris Haha! Fr
Im gonna regret subing to you Butt im gonna do it anyways
@@imbrandonfarris lol
I read wine as wife
Am I the only one who actually wanna hear a full cover on Chandelier? 😂💞
I want that so bad
"Linen and Sky. Sounds like 2 rich white kid's names."
Ok but like. He's not wrong 😂