GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024

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  • @keiththebookie4423
    @keiththebookie4423 Před 3 lety +5741

    Brandon is the only one who could have a kid, say nothing about it, then nonchalantly announce it while failing at baking.

  • @honestlyjustbri
    @honestlyjustbri Před 3 lety +4077

    brandon’s new personality trait: he’s a father 😂

    • @isabell759
      @isabell759 Před 3 lety +68

      He has a daughter already 😂

    • @aphlimianaheart1289
      @aphlimianaheart1289 Před 3 lety +21

      @@isabell759 Go to his girlfriend's channel and you'll see why they said that 😂

    • @deannagoodfellow360
      @deannagoodfellow360 Před 3 lety +6

      @@aphlimianaheart1289 I watched it and I don't know what you mean?

    • @Zombiimel
      @Zombiimel Před 3 lety +23

      @@isabell759 their daughter autumn isn't biologically his. But his son is his
      Edit: thanks for 14 likes :)

    • @ruthiebetan-snook1439
      @ruthiebetan-snook1439 Před 3 lety +7

      @@deannagoodfellow360 she just had a second child

  • @brigidmiller5523
    @brigidmiller5523 Před 3 lety +2420

    You know Brandon and Gloria are the only ones who can keep a baby a secret for 9 months then just casually drop the bomb while failing to bake.

    • @lottiedrury9382
      @lottiedrury9382 Před 3 lety +8

      its on glorias channel

    • @addyshorhnr3544
      @addyshorhnr3544 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah well it’s hard to hid pregnant

    • @annavoerman9268
      @annavoerman9268 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes!!

    • @tinahoke2262
      @tinahoke2262 Před 2 lety +1

      KYLIE??? and TRAVIS??? but at the same time we both figured it

    • @Redfernroses
      @Redfernroses Před 2 lety +4

      I was just watching his other videos, he’s hinted to her being pregnant in the Crunchwrap video

  • @yyyuckkk
    @yyyuckkk Před 3 lety +2634

    Brandon: “I have a son now,”
    Me : and how many eyebrows….?

    • @MohFugginToasterStrudel
      @MohFugginToasterStrudel Před 3 lety +86

      Thank god someone else noticed🤣

    • @abigailgrizzle2535
      @abigailgrizzle2535 Před 3 lety +29

      omg yes like did he shave it or something lol

    • @ebi4005
      @ebi4005 Před 3 lety +13

      @@abigailgrizzle2535 he didn't shave it lmao? Baby's don't have eyebrows when their born, especially red head and blonde baby's.

    • @ebi4005
      @ebi4005 Před 3 lety +5

      @Audra Pilkington THEY- ahvajsbs they could have been, I was just making things clear

    • @abigailgrizzle2535
      @abigailgrizzle2535 Před 3 lety +9

      @Audra Pilkington OMG HE DID!! That is some very impressive observation

  • @awkiethephantom
    @awkiethephantom Před 3 lety +2023

    Everyone else out here talking about the baby and Brandon's missing eyebrow and I'm over here dying at the fact that he called vanilla "the liquid of my people" 😂😂😂

    • @phyaanderson3074
      @phyaanderson3074 Před 3 lety +10

      As I was reading the comment he said it

    • @bellatrixlestrange7782
      @bellatrixlestrange7782 Před rokem +11

      I didn't even realize he was missing an eyebrow!?!!

    • @mr.glitch6781
      @mr.glitch6781 Před rokem

      coom

    • @Coconutvr-r1z
      @Coconutvr-r1z Před rokem +1

      I did not realize he was missing an eyebrow until I got bored and read the comments 😂 I need to pay more attention dayum

    • @Alucard45000
      @Alucard45000 Před 9 měsíci

      He just removed the makeup XD

  • @madisonfitzgerald6207
    @madisonfitzgerald6207 Před 3 lety +2736

    I laughed so hard after he said something along the lines of “if you want to see the emotional part of my baby announcement, here’s a clip” because an add for some gym or protein powder popped up.

  • @heidimarie1198
    @heidimarie1198 Před 3 lety +264

    Those subtle hints about him being a new dad all the way through. He's as proud as punch !!!

    • @marybeaupre6625
      @marybeaupre6625 Před 3 lety +3

      Anyone else notice the lack of eye brow at the end of the video 🤣

    • @xlea4497
      @xlea4497 Před 3 lety +1

      @@marybeaupre6625 for like the entire second half of the video........

    • @spookyposh
      @spookyposh Před 3 lety

      Not sure how subtle.

  • @milestheobjectshowenjoyer7361

    “That’s my son!”
    I can’t quit smiling, I’m so happy for ya Brandon. You’re gonna do great

  • @ren9897
    @ren9897 Před 3 lety +2859

    Brandon: literally announces he had a child
    All of the comments: EYEBROW!

    • @davinhall7799
      @davinhall7799 Před 3 lety +48

      I know why did the eyebrow disapear half way through??

    • @didiasku6093
      @didiasku6093 Před 3 lety +12

      Bro same he looks like he shaved his eyebrow

    • @piperthompson7373
      @piperthompson7373 Před 3 lety +34

      @@davinhall7799 He was messing with the fire and the missing eyebrow was supposed to be like he burned it off 🤷‍♀️

    • @jordanatwiss5370
      @jordanatwiss5370 Před 3 lety +2

      500 like

    • @Phantomfsirytv
      @Phantomfsirytv Před 3 lety +2

      I didnt even notice that lmao

  • @fluff1772
    @fluff1772 Před 3 lety +853

    “And with consent, RAMMED it into google translate” I can’t 😂

  • @capp00
    @capp00 Před 3 lety +3421

    Just nonchalantly throw out the big announcement with no heads up. Quite the bomb to drop. Birthday coming up and we didn't even know it.
    Oh, and the baby thing is kinda cool I guess.
    _congrats you two_

    • @danieleatesia12
      @danieleatesia12 Před 3 lety +54

      Yeah seriously! It happens to be such a big announcement too! psssh it only happens once a year… yeah the baby thing… it was sorta cool.
      I had a few questions like what… but also why… how… well I guess I know the how… but the what is more of a surprise. Congrats dude

    • @Cookie4811Mau
      @Cookie4811Mau Před 3 lety +27

      @@danieleatesia12 those are all things Kelly needs to discuss with Brandon...... its time she has the talk with all of us....

    • @Alannaspenny
      @Alannaspenny Před 3 lety +3

      Well it’s like y’all act like y’all are going to miss some thing when y’all are like y’all can we go there y’all can’t even go like to a party if you he had one we can only Say happy birthday in the comments and you need to go subscribe to Gloria if you wanted to know that she was pregnant I mean like

    • @Cookie4811Mau
      @Cookie4811Mau Před 3 lety +2

      @@Alannaspenny what lol

    • @corrinenicole4995
      @corrinenicole4995 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Alannaspenny You just made no sense.

  • @xerogenix2309
    @xerogenix2309 Před 3 lety +124

    “I like it more dark than I like it white, shout out to my girlfriend”
    I literally died lmao 🤣

  • @sunnyy4997
    @sunnyy4997 Před 3 lety +2435

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone mention having a child so casually what-

    • @jurassicpork8944
      @jurassicpork8944 Před 3 lety +4

      Ikr

    • @thirdsouthobbi
      @thirdsouthobbi Před 3 lety +34

      Oh, I did the same thing. I got pregnant right when I was furloughed from my job and hadn’t seen some people since before then. My son was born in December, so I’ve been able to be like “so how was yours furlough? I had a baby!” 🤣

    • @justin.gollnick
      @justin.gollnick Před 3 lety +2

      @@thirdsouthobbi i cant even find a girl best friend bro🤕

    • @OKIDKKKKKKK
      @OKIDKKKKKKK Před 3 lety +3

      @@justin.gollnick I can’t even find a guy best friend 😕

    • @king_crimson8264
      @king_crimson8264 Před 3 lety +5

      @@OKIDKKKKKKK I can't even make a conversation with my parents

  • @sal.carcha5165
    @sal.carcha5165 Před 3 lety +322

    Now imagine being that baby, growing up, getting to an age where he understands what he's watching, then watching his dad's videos and realising what a frickin legend he's been raised by. Oh my, what a blessed kid.

  • @samantharosado4531
    @samantharosado4531 Před 3 lety +1549

    CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BABY BOY BRANDON

  • @bossofdoom3800
    @bossofdoom3800 Před 3 lety +375

    Brandon: "Cathy, Carol, Kaitlyn, sorry."
    Me: *heart drops* "you sir just said my aunt's name my great grandmother's name. And my name. I'm scared."

  • @blackbooks1572
    @blackbooks1572 Před 3 lety +2997

    2 years ago dude was homeless almost killing a cleaning lady with a pizza oven. Now check him out! Congratulations my guy!

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang Před 3 lety +56

      Wait what

    • @Jaylalwaysinging
      @Jaylalwaysinging Před 3 lety +159

      All the people who don't know the pizza oven story are gonna be so confused! 🤣

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang Před 3 lety +23

      @@Jaylalwaysinging im confused what happened

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 3 lety +39

      @@wolf-fang sort his videos from oldest to newest, theres a really amazing story behind all this.

    • @itstaelyrjoanne6312
      @itstaelyrjoanne6312 Před 3 lety +111

      @@wolf-fang basically he walked in, said hello to the lady standing on top of the pizza oven cleaning, turned it on without thinking and nearly boiled her. He tells it better though 😂

  • @JamieStoltenkamp
    @JamieStoltenkamp Před 3 lety +1621

    No ones talking about one of Brandon's eyebrows is literally missing

  • @haeherfeder1713
    @haeherfeder1713 Před 3 lety +660

    Okay but the baby is wearing mini-merch? That’s so adorable

  • @unfunnykhoi5913
    @unfunnykhoi5913 Před 3 lety +61

    It feels like just yesterday, Brandon was saying Gloria was just his friend...
    Now look at them :) ❤
    We love you Brandon and wish the best for your family

  • @risahelm3530
    @risahelm3530 Před 3 lety +362

    It took me the longest time to notice his eyebrow was “missing” 😂😂

    • @annasilvertongue
      @annasilvertongue Před 3 lety +2

      Same!

    • @Jillybean0715
      @Jillybean0715 Před 3 lety +2

      7 minutes for me lol I’m so slow

    • @cam6248
      @cam6248 Před 3 lety +3

      watched the whole video and didn't notice till I read this comment

    • @ophelia4823
      @ophelia4823 Před 3 lety +7

      His eyebrows were ON in the starting

    • @Nqrf
      @Nqrf Před 3 lety +6

      It happend at 4:43 and I noticed at 5:32 lol

  • @zachw28
    @zachw28 Před 3 lety +169

    Jameson is gonna watch this when he's old and think "Yeah that's my dad"

    • @babygirlzmommy
      @babygirlzmommy Před 3 lety +23

      And Autumn will be right beside her Brother going "I tried to warn you" lol

  • @unprofessionalanimation392
    @unprofessionalanimation392 Před 3 lety +3041

    Brandon: “Yeah a baby was born. Here’s a clip.-“ *Expedia ad pops up*

  • @flame666wolfspark3
    @flame666wolfspark3 Před 2 lety +15

    I love how he’s casually “baking” but there’s still moments where you can tell he’s very exited about his baby

  • @yasssg8897
    @yasssg8897 Před 3 lety +377

    I SCREAMED when he said "pound it out" as gloria fist bumped him "thats how we got this baby in the first place "

  • @sunakshisanwal
    @sunakshisanwal Před 3 lety +316

    "With consent rammed it into Google translate"
    I can't- 😭😂😭😂😂😂😂👌

  • @eeemmiiilyyyy
    @eeemmiiilyyyy Před 3 lety +387

    “yeah, a baby was born- heres a clip”. **vaccine ad plays**

  • @thinky_dinky
    @thinky_dinky Před rokem +18

    Brandon being a proud father every time the baby is mentioned is so amazing

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Před rokem +1

      Right? Also I had to ask someone but did you notice how he kept spreading the towel over his shoulder like a burn clothe? 😂 He was probably so exhausted it was just second nature to him lol

    • @thinky_dinky
      @thinky_dinky Před rokem

      @@stephanieann6622 exactly! It was amazing that he still had energy to post like this for us!

  • @asabee1055
    @asabee1055 Před 3 lety +830

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    brandon: **casually mentions he had a child**

  • @leahmyers9278
    @leahmyers9278 Před 3 lety +718

    “That’s my son”, Brandon says very proudly.

  • @editsect.5974
    @editsect.5974 Před 3 lety +455

    4:48
    “Am i missing an eyebrow?”
    Shoutout to the people who understand that reference and also the like two people who will see this comment. Nice job, Samantha and Caleb!

  • @ayaradtka6663
    @ayaradtka6663 Před 3 lety +43

    “Name something that is there, but you can’t see” Brandon’s eyebrow, that thing gone like the wind it said BEEEEEEEEEW

  • @jacksbox317
    @jacksbox317 Před 3 lety +471

    Great that you had a kid but Brandon, I'm afraid you're missing an eyebrow

    • @xkozmikx
      @xkozmikx Před 3 lety +18

      I came here to say the same exact thing

    • @gnotknormal
      @gnotknormal Před 3 lety +5

      Also specifically opened this video on a different thing just to leave this comment.

    • @kathryngeene8099
      @kathryngeene8099 Před 3 lety +9

      It was burned off with the fire flour 😂

    • @ariannasanchez2254
      @ariannasanchez2254 Před 3 lety +2

      same

    • @penelopefp
      @penelopefp Před 3 lety +2

      Hee hee...flour fire casualty!

  • @yeshelloitsme
    @yeshelloitsme Před 3 lety +404

    I was TERRIFIED when he looked into the camera and said my name Caitlin and then I shit myself when he said Kyle. That's my freaking fiancé's name! Like it felt like he was staring into my soul, watching me 🤣

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 Před 3 lety +13

      Jesus that’s scary

    • @mom23js
      @mom23js Před 3 lety +12

      I wonder if you have showered since? Or just kept the poop on your leg like Gloria.. Y'know.. For memories😂

    • @CGOLD123
      @CGOLD123 Před 3 lety +5

      Bit of a coincidence if you ask me...

    • @MandMs05
      @MandMs05 Před 3 lety +8

      Literally every single time a CZcamsr says a name like that I just think about all the people who just about crapped themselves lol

    • @NyanNegotiable
      @NyanNegotiable Před 3 lety +9

      You know what you did, Caitlin

  • @PhantomFandoms
    @PhantomFandoms Před 3 lety +188

    Brandon being a proud dad showing off pictures of his son gives me life

  • @lilliankelley6608
    @lilliankelley6608 Před 2 lety +8

    I would congratulate you, Brandon, on becoming a father, but truth is, you've been a father for many years now. I wish your family nothing but happiness

  • @cherrybar9973
    @cherrybar9973 Před 3 lety +154

    Brandon: Oh yeah I forgot to tell you we had a baby...... ok let's move on

  • @mashotu6521
    @mashotu6521 Před 3 lety +1779

    "How long have you been a father?"
    "Two weeks."
    Sir
    Did you just alt delete your daughter? XD

    • @taysonny2991
      @taysonny2991 Před 3 lety +55

      Thats Gloria's daughter from another relationship, not his.

    • @circusbabu3519
      @circusbabu3519 Před 3 lety +287

      @@taysonny2991 doesnt make her any less of a daughter to him

    • @leslie48069
      @leslie48069 Před 3 lety +191

      Brandon calls Autumn his daughter all the time! He is an awesome father to Autumn!

    • @taysonny2991
      @taysonny2991 Před 3 lety +31

      @@circusbabu3519 I'm not saying she isn't, but on a technicality he's only been a dad a couple weeks. Not a technicality I like

    • @ramsiethegremlin4310
      @ramsiethegremlin4310 Před 3 lety +55

      I think he means bio dad I’m sure Autumn is a great big sister it’s just he’s probably really excited about being a bio dad.

  • @leannacraft9778
    @leannacraft9778 Před 3 lety +50

    I love how low-key Brandon is about Jameson but also loves him to death and talks about him every two seconds. Which makes me wonder how hard it was to keep him a secret.

  • @lil4440
    @lil4440 Před 3 lety +30

    Brandon: "I'll link hat video down below"
    Down Below: "Oh and also we had a baby..."

  • @maggiehammond6820
    @maggiehammond6820 Před 3 lety +440

    “Yeah a baby was born. Here’s a clip.” -suddenly plays trailer for horror film

  • @EzryDrawsOccasionally
    @EzryDrawsOccasionally Před 3 lety +223

    "LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS, AND HE'S TALL... REALLY TALL... BLESSED WITH HEIGHT."
    *literally chokes on air*

  • @MachineGamer728
    @MachineGamer728 Před 3 lety +571

    Didn’t even notice he was missing an eyebrow until I started reading the comments LOL proves how much I pay attention

  • @iisbeyeeting4737
    @iisbeyeeting4737 Před 3 lety +65

    How did I not realize that Brandon was missing an eyebrow?

  • @Augustdawn23
    @Augustdawn23 Před 3 lety +189

    Brandon: full on has child now
    Comments: EYEBROW

  • @addison4489
    @addison4489 Před 3 lety +283

    Imagine when Jameson is older and Brandon still makes videos and walks in on Brandon setting the kitchen on fire 😂

    • @minaashido7441
      @minaashido7441 Před 2 lety +6

      If I was him I would be like: really dad? AGAIN!?

    • @minaashido7441
      @minaashido7441 Před 2 lety +6

      FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK😭✋......AND ITS ONLY MONDAY!

  • @sarahsills1485
    @sarahsills1485 Před 3 lety +222

    That moment when no one really believed him when he told us that he fills in his eye brows because he looks like he doesn't have any 😂😂

    • @EmxApril
      @EmxApril Před 3 lety +7

      Seriously though. I didnt believe him. Every video i watch i always wondered if it were true... guess it is lol

    • @painwarriorprincess5120
      @painwarriorprincess5120 Před 3 lety +6

      Plus he used that as a gag in this video, since his right eyebrow went away after he fire washed the stuff on the stove.🤣

    • @aprilcarley58
      @aprilcarley58 Před 3 lety +3

      Hahahah I was like wait where is his other brow

    • @10whatsmyname01
      @10whatsmyname01 Před 3 lety +4

      I thought he burnt it off at first 😆

    • @janiah3905
      @janiah3905 Před 3 lety +3

      I might be wrong but I don’t think he fills his eyebrows I think he put flour on it as a joke but if I’m wrong sorry I’m not the smartest person in the world

  • @yohan2.098
    @yohan2.098 Před rokem +8

    2:17 brandon: breath on this
    baby: *_E H_*

  • @KaiyaNoki
    @KaiyaNoki Před 3 lety +456

    Next video: “STOP SENDING ME CAKES!”

  • @megthornton9028
    @megthornton9028 Před 3 lety +753

    Is nobody gonna talk about Brandon only having one eyebrow.😂

    • @kaydelovesu
      @kaydelovesu Před 3 lety +61

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

    • @Brady.071
      @Brady.071 Před 3 lety +34

      He burned it off😂

    • @hedgiemushrxxm8270
      @hedgiemushrxxm8270 Před 3 lety +15

      Lol i sw that and i was like u ain’t gonna say anything about ur eyebrow missing 😂

    • @Godzillafan-gh7cs
      @Godzillafan-gh7cs Před 3 lety +12

      I thot i was the only one who noticed :)

    • @basicallystupid7080
      @basicallystupid7080 Před 3 lety +7

      Wait what- holy shit i just realized

  • @lesbianshadowyuri
    @lesbianshadowyuri Před 3 lety +354

    when he said “here’s a clip” after saying his girlfriend made a dramatic announcement video about their baby my youtube immediately have me an ad about a gym and the first thing it said was “what are you doing you fish” and now I have died

    • @imtired_24_7
      @imtired_24_7 Před 3 lety +3

      Just reading “what are you doing you fish” made me die

    • @Breezygamer-xr2fo
      @Breezygamer-xr2fo Před 3 lety +1

      The same thing happened to me but it was a nair add 😂😂

    • @pickleair
      @pickleair Před 3 lety +1

      lmao, i got an ad for a horror movie

    • @kaitlynnsalvatore8326
      @kaitlynnsalvatore8326 Před 3 lety +1

      i had a grammerly add lmao

    • @eclipseluna-jw1wv
      @eclipseluna-jw1wv Před 3 lety +2

      What the fresh FUCK are they calling people fish for how does this help them

  • @aria7976
    @aria7976 Před rokem +1

    The three words “that’s my son!” Made my heart melt because you can see how proud he is just in his voice.

  • @paperclip7798
    @paperclip7798 Před 3 lety +477

    me: looks away for a second
    *looks back at Farris*
    Farris: missing an eyebrow
    me: WTF!!!

    • @insertnamehere3392
      @insertnamehere3392 Před 3 lety +20

      You must not have kids
      Yes you look away for a few seconds
      And all of a sudden one is in a dog cage
      And the other is somehow stuck
      In a trash can

    • @chughes1761
      @chughes1761 Před 3 lety +4

      Sameeee

    • @fallingforharry72
      @fallingforharry72 Před 3 lety +14

      AHHAHA I WAS LITERALLY READING THIS COMMENT AND I LOOKED UP AND IT WAS GONE😭😭

    • @allyzee2133
      @allyzee2133 Před 3 lety

      SAME

    • @ellasteimle2560
      @ellasteimle2560 Před 3 lety

      Ikr

  • @CharlotteKandy
    @CharlotteKandy Před 3 lety +135

    The little detail of him playing with fire and then his eye brow gone without mentioning it is such a great touch!
    But now thats all I can look and think of!

    • @g0xht_436
      @g0xht_436 Před 3 lety +4

      His eyebrow isn’t gone he just was to lazy to put makeup on the other one if u look close he has hair on his eye brow

    • @CharlotteKandy
      @CharlotteKandy Před 3 lety +1

      @@g0xht_436 ....yes obviously. Anyone who thinks his eye brows are that dark,vibrant and full are insane.
      Plus it wasn't laziness he had it on before the fire. And after the fire he didn't have it on anymore as a joke.

  • @ravendrz
    @ravendrz Před 3 lety +42

    The dad jokes are about to come out twice as often

  • @mariahb5194
    @mariahb5194 Před 3 lety +6

    Ok. I JUST realized his shirt says, "I knew it the whole time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @spacerthenerd2467
    @spacerthenerd2467 Před 3 lety +710

    Brandon: * just casually missing an eyebrow *

    • @davinhall7799
      @davinhall7799 Před 3 lety +14

      Seriously what happened???

    • @UnsungPhoenix
      @UnsungPhoenix Před 3 lety +27

      @@davinhall7799 the fire burned his eyebrow off lol

    • @Hi-mn8yz
      @Hi-mn8yz Před 3 lety +7

      It looks like it’s there

    • @spacerthenerd2467
      @spacerthenerd2467 Před 3 lety +11

      @@UnsungPhoenix pfffffft HAHAHAHA wait really! Wow! What a way for an eyebrow to go out

    • @abbyh4828
      @abbyh4828 Před 3 lety +5

      I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

  • @VisSpellBook
    @VisSpellBook Před 3 lety +341

    “ I like it more dark than I like it white, shout out to my girlfriend “
    *unholy screech laughing*

    • @levimcdoanld1050
      @levimcdoanld1050 Před 3 lety

      I am a Brandonfirris fan I love it he videos

    • @ayoubnn1811
      @ayoubnn1811 Před 3 lety +1

      @@levimcdoanld1050 that cool so much very hehe I comment like is in your one

    • @yukis9886
      @yukis9886 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ayoubnn1811 I'm so so sorry, but what...?

  • @starsarepineapples6635
    @starsarepineapples6635 Před 3 lety +99

    "here's a little clip"
    *rise of kingdoms ad*
    omg so emotional I'm sobbing

  • @azaliaoliverie21
    @azaliaoliverie21 Před 3 lety +5

    brandon: its from a party i went to 6:51
    me:what kinda parties do you go

  • @merriepeterson1878
    @merriepeterson1878 Před 3 lety +38

    "We'll let those cool, they're a bit nerdy." Dad jokes on point. Congratulations Brandon and Maria Gloria, I'm so happy for you guys.

  • @cashewmf
    @cashewmf Před 3 lety +101

    So we just gonna ignore the fact he lost an eyebrow during the fire wash and never mentioned it-??

    • @yvettemartinez42
      @yvettemartinez42 Před 3 lety +2

      It looked like make-up i'm positive it was people don't normally grow eyebrows overnight...i didn't see it missing in the newest videos

  • @kellinoel88
    @kellinoel88 Před 3 lety +297

    “Thirty years old...kill me.” Me drinking my water in a dark room: HA! It’s just starting.
    You forgot your eyebrow bruh....

  • @abigailwalker248
    @abigailwalker248 Před 3 lety +10

    5:06 he forgot an eyebrow

  • @viamarie5607
    @viamarie5607 Před 3 lety +281

    “Baby I’m not even here. I’m a hallucination.”- Brandon’s eyebrow 2021

    • @Evanesccentt
      @Evanesccentt Před 3 lety

      This made me laugh so hard 💀💀

    • @pinkypromise3295
      @pinkypromise3295 Před 3 lety +4

      Where did it go?! 😂

    • @sweetcanada17
      @sweetcanada17 Před 3 lety +2

      @@pinkypromise3295 - I thought he had somehow managed to singe it off 😆

    • @PositivityBreathes
      @PositivityBreathes Před 3 lety +1

      I had to rewatch the clip he did at the stove when the flames went everywhere

    • @ellastafford2533
      @ellastafford2533 Před 3 lety

      I’m here cuz Harry is your pfp 😂

  • @savannahstevenson7416
    @savannahstevenson7416 Před 3 lety +137

    Brandon your child is my friend now. Tell him we’re having soft tacos later, thanks
    I guess you and Gloria are invited too

  • @AllSeeingNon-binaryEye
    @AllSeeingNon-binaryEye Před 3 lety +36

    "That's my son!" Brandon over here being an excited new dad and its adorable 🥺🖤

  • @that_idiot_bappo5473
    @that_idiot_bappo5473 Před 2 lety +3

    I hope his kid will grow up and one day find out that his dad was such a legend and inspiration to so many people

  • @SadieBug95
    @SadieBug95 Před 3 lety +776

    Me: *Doesn't skip any ADs because I want Brandon's baby to have a good life* lol

    • @BRIDTA
      @BRIDTA Před 3 lety +17

      The real MVP!!

    • @daisiagonzales4800
      @daisiagonzales4800 Před 3 lety +6

      Me having youtube premium

    • @arichhobo8575
      @arichhobo8575 Před 3 lety +11

      Me: Doesn't skip ad cause it says video will play after add not skip ad

    • @kendallh6618
      @kendallh6618 Před 3 lety +7

      he gets the money either way

    • @wyattsax
      @wyattsax Před 3 lety +10

      Me getting nonskippaple ads also making sure he has a good life

  • @nicolerusnak4146
    @nicolerusnak4146 Před 3 lety +111

    "he's mad, pound it - and thats how we got him in the first place" HA

  • @ryansmith8618
    @ryansmith8618 Před 3 lety +133

    "Pound it.
    Look he's getting angry, pound it.
    And that's how we got him"
    I love this man and his family

  • @elizabethsylvan2792
    @elizabethsylvan2792 Před 2 lety +3

    His son is blessed to have a father like him☺️☺️❤️ Congrats man you're gonna do an amazing Job!!💜💜😭

  • @peterhyatt2020
    @peterhyatt2020 Před 3 lety +207

    "Here's a clip"
    If you vape, you may be exposing toxic metals...

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 Před 3 lety +7

      Well... It is a clip. He never specified it was a clip of her video lol.

    • @laneynoir2822
      @laneynoir2822 Před 3 lety +4

      I got one from liberty muteral
      💀💀💀

    • @br3nna.
      @br3nna. Před 3 lety +2

      @@laneynoir2822 i got one from skim milk! 💀💀

    • @laneynoir2822
      @laneynoir2822 Před 3 lety +2

      @@br3nna. oml 😂😂

    • @br3nna.
      @br3nna. Před 3 lety

      @@laneynoir2822 😭

  • @Sagesmadhouse
    @Sagesmadhouse Před 3 lety +186

    " Here's a clip! " - Glossier eyebrow add plays * few minutes later * Brandon lost an eyebrow

  • @gabbyrelaxes8813
    @gabbyrelaxes8813 Před 3 lety +54

    "Wanna see something more emotional? Here's a clip" straight onto adverts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the editing is on point made me laugh 🤣🤣

  • @kathrynvaneker
    @kathrynvaneker Před 2 lety +2

    i am... just shocked... amazing cake brandon... beautiful son... :D

  • @nevaehtravels
    @nevaehtravels Před 3 lety +280

    Mid video:
    looses an eyebrow
    Him:
    Doesn’t acknowledge the fact that one of his eyebrows happens to be missing

    • @Kandizcsr83
      @Kandizcsr83 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @PositivityBreathes
      @PositivityBreathes Před 3 lety

      Was it mid video......rewind 🤣

    • @PositivityBreathes
      @PositivityBreathes Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 dies
      Omg I think he burnt it off at the stove

    • @SunGem
      @SunGem Před 3 lety

      It’s not missing, he just didn’t fill it in. 😅 The hairs are still there!

    • @gingerauraat9279
      @gingerauraat9279 Před 3 lety

      @@SunGem part of the illusion lol his comedic timing is on point

  • @jonathanmurphy4174
    @jonathanmurphy4174 Před 3 lety +453

    Brandon: “Yeah a baby was born. Here’s a clip-“
    *Pampers ad pops up*

  • @AustinNRD
    @AustinNRD Před 3 lety +361

    Brandon: “Here’s a little clip” **Plays Target Add**

  • @kylemurphy2313
    @kylemurphy2313 Před 2 lety

    🤣 🤣 "all drugs are bad...except you, pot" yessss amen lol

  • @thesoapiestgoat1312
    @thesoapiestgoat1312 Před 3 lety +116

    All these joke hit really close to home.
    How long have you been a dad?
    Brandon: 2 weeks
    Me: 6 weeks

  • @redd9656
    @redd9656 Před 3 lety +123

    If this was the first time watching then you’d be so confused when he pulled out a butter statue from his fridge

    • @ya_boi5836
      @ya_boi5836 Před 3 lety +1

      A BUTTer statue?

    • @rewind2749
      @rewind2749 Před 3 lety +2

      I was so surprised to see he still had that thing

    • @A_Rose_From_Concrete
      @A_Rose_From_Concrete Před 3 lety

      Wait... did I blink or something? I didn't see it

    • @tigerroses
      @tigerroses Před 3 lety +3

      I think first time viewers would also be confused by the missing eyebrow hahahaha

    • @rewind2749
      @rewind2749 Před 3 lety

      It was in one of the more recent google translate videos

  • @autumn3499
    @autumn3499 Před 3 lety +363

    “Yeah, a baby was born, heres a clip...” - kid flooding toilet by flushing a bunch of toys plays........ thats in a few years Brandon.

  • @hannavuorio83
    @hannavuorio83 Před 3 lety +4

    First laughing like a maniac I am.
    Then seeing this beautiful little baby ♥️♥️♥️
    Congrats💐

  • @Sinister.7734
    @Sinister.7734 Před 3 lety +183

    Everyone: congrats!!
    Me: Brandon still has that "butt"er sculpture for over a month now?!

  • @daisyfisher6424
    @daisyfisher6424 Před 3 lety +14

    saying he's only been a dad for 2 weeks when he's been Autumn's dad for years...such a legend, so happy for them

  • @lexuswilson3200
    @lexuswilson3200 Před 3 lety +75

    I love that he's so proud he's a dad that he mentions his new child every 30 seconds 😂

    • @alecpayne3492
      @alecpayne3492 Před 3 lety +2

      Ikr it’s so sweet he’s so clearly exited

  • @Lilgreenman89
    @Lilgreenman89 Před 3 lety +1

    Heck yeah, congrats on being a dad!
    You're nailing it too! I wish you and your family the absolute best!

  • @TheMetroplexEAS
    @TheMetroplexEAS Před 3 lety +122

    Congrats on the new baby, but why is no one talking about how he burned one of his eyebrows off?

    • @Kristeve
      @Kristeve Před 3 lety +2

      He usually has eyebrow makeup on, he just took the makeup off one eyebrow.

    • @TheMetroplexEAS
      @TheMetroplexEAS Před 3 lety +1

      @@Kristeve Oh, I guess that makes sense, but I wonder why?

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheMetroplexEAS he burnt it off in the fire, because google translate makes him do these things

  • @brittanymariee7183
    @brittanymariee7183 Před 3 lety +52

    I cannot express enough how happy I am for you both! I've always wondered when you two would have a little one together, but I never ask since I know there are women and men who suffer from conditions that prevent them from having children; so I understand how touchy of a subject that can be for some people. ❤ Congratulations to you both!

  • @Ttilton-kx5ql
    @Ttilton-kx5ql Před 3 lety +471

    Brandon: *Holds bowl of cereal near baby* Breathe on this.
    Baby: *Sigh*
    Brandon: Thank you.
    Also happy Birthday

  • @kiyawilkinson1074
    @kiyawilkinson1074 Před 3 lety +1

    I watch your videos every time I feel like I need a hug. You have really saved my life more than once. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @nailsarelife
    @nailsarelife Před 3 lety +41

    He just made his announcement so quickly and casually, I had to backup and watch it again. What the what?! Congrats, Beebs and Gloria!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @MsJazzyRay
      @MsJazzyRay Před 3 lety +1

      He can't do things like this to my neurodivergent brain 😅 I am so thrown off but in a good way....

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife Před 3 lety +1

      @@MsJazzyRay I was completely taken aback. I almost want to go back to every video since September and see if I can find clues because it was so "out of nowhere." I did remember one, though. At the end of the Google Translate Builds a Doghouse video, Gloria and Autumn brought Link to see the doghouse. The man said, "This might reveal more than a doghouse." Gloria had on baggy sweats and was hiding her stomach with Link at first and then her hands. Stinkers. 😂😂😂

  • @jellyhq7468
    @jellyhq7468 Před 3 lety +595

    ALL I CAN STARE AT IS BRANDONS NON-EXISTENT RIGHT EYEBROW

  • @lily387
    @lily387 Před 3 lety +114

    Congratulations on the baby!!!

  • @0space_race043
    @0space_race043 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't like how he kept on saying my name, Caitlyn, breaking the 4th dimension there

  • @caitlynscarce4580
    @caitlynscarce4580 Před 3 lety +180

    Brandon: “Cathy? Carol? Caitlyn? Caitlyn!”
    Me: “😳 how did you know?”

  • @farmschoolchicks1913
    @farmschoolchicks1913 Před 3 lety +56

    He’s mad! Pound it!” Does “And, that’s how we got him in the first place.”
    Love it! Congrats guys!

  • @polycatmagic1236
    @polycatmagic1236 Před 3 lety +47

    "Not you pot." 🤣
    I see you lost an eyebrow to the flames. My condolences.

  • @starchild_simp2274
    @starchild_simp2274 Před 3 lety

    It’s the missing eyebrow that got me ascending 😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣