only Brandon would have cheese water, poetry in the toilet, a science lesson, wonder whether they have bowls in prison, beating up ramen, and a epic electric guitar solo in the time span of 9 minuets of making 'prison ramen'
Binge watching your videos!! I absolutely love your sense of humor and your videos make me cry with laughter!! Keep them coming please!! A big hello and thank you for the hilarious content from Maine!
When he started playing “last resort” on guitar!! Love it! I always forget he had a music channel on CZcams where he just plays guitar before doing this channel
Wellll I’ll be darned! This is completely what I’ve been trying to relay to people over the years when offered sparking water! Bravo on that description 👏 😂
Can we all just sit back and appreciate everything this man does in his videos. Whether it be glitter/sand everywhere, rapping with a turkey in an aluminum tux, or even making messes in his kitchen (how he hasn't gotten evicted yet idk) But we love and thank you for every ounce of effort you put in your videos. You make me smile and laugh when I don't feel like it. THANK YOU!!💜💜💜
LOL so this is how important you are to me. It’s 9:30 AM Friday morning and I’m driving about, I got coffee, I turn on my radio. A song comes on and it’s a hard rock song heavy-metal it’s the Deftones but while the song is playing I do a flashback. So in my flashback I hear you plug in your guitar and start to play papa roach last resort but just the memory of you from watching your video yesterday fills my mind and I start laughing to myself in my car. You are part of my world now, you are part of the landscape, you make this world a better place, And I’m so so happy that I came across you. I find it wonderful that I can carry your comedy with me and that you will pop up during my day and put a smile on my face so thank you. I just wanted to say thank you
Yes please let's not do a prison pocket video. I can only imagine what twisted rabbit hole google translate would venture down to sort that one out. The longer this video went on, the more ludicrous it became and the harder I laughed.
"don't be too careful with the pasta" Brandon: explodes it :edit: thanks for all the likes I can't believe Brandon liked it I literally screamed I was so happy!!!!!
How you have the time is so amazing! The things you do for us is extraordinary. I've never laughed harder in my life! Love you Brandon! Keep up the amazing work
My daughter wants to know if you can make a Google translate on how to make enchiladas? We loved your video and you are really great at playing guitar!!!!
Thank you Brandon you cheer me up because my grandma died recently any other thing I have left of her the blanket she made for us when we were sick thank you for cheering me up I will buy some merch
@Nylah Corinne you’re exactly right, this is the only place you get quality content like this. But I am puzzled as to the link you posted, 7 spaces above the message. Lol
“I’m getting letters from the IRS but I plan on avoiding them”😂😂😂
Dude that’s horrible I am not fine
@A Midrang
???
2nd like
idc who the irs sends i am not paying taxes
Thats not what he said🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
"it looks like a felony, but it's gonna taste like a reduced sentence" greatest line ever. Love it.
Me
same but its best line ever greatest is not a word
@@leodruck2988 greatest is a word
@@leodruck2988 bro💀💀💀💀
@@leodruck2988yes it is smart man
"Looks like a felony, tastes like a reduced life sentence."
I'm so proud of you.
"we will just leave that for the cleaner". Sounds like a John Wick service.
"I'm gonna drink it." He said like it's the most logical thing to do.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's Brandon for ya XD
Wait... You don't drink your weener juice? Oh.... 😳
Yeah I agree don’t drink your wiener juice
“Canabalistic intentions, thy art is addiction like poetry is a diction” that part slapped
Relatable
Lol I was on that part as I was reading your comment😅
That's a sick song lyric.
Loooove when he gets all wordy on the toilet 🤣 that’s where I’m inspired too
Kinda like listening to the baytoven remix with some friends
Pov: brandons blinds for the kitchen are open and his neighbor is walking by and just sees him throwing hot dogs everywhere
Ikr his neighbors must be weirded out and scared
That probably wouldn't be the worst thing they've ever seen, or will see.
@@Sweetie.21 probably not lol
@💋 Sweety Hotgirl • Vlogs
Nice copy and paste.
I remember first watching his videos, thinking he was an absolute lunatic.
And now that I’ve watched him more, he’s so wholesome and funny
In the words of my boyfriend and I quote, "he reminds me of Elliot from open season, in human form". Congrats, Brandon. You're a deer. :D
That actually makes sense, what-?
Oh god that works too well
OMG I love that deer 🤣🤣🤣
I can definitely see it
Now that you say that I totally see it 😂😂😂
Remember kids, In an alternative universe Brandon is a pro Gamer.
And a scientist
@@Anniston33 possibly a woman
He is a god in a other one
He is also already in prison in another one
Yessir
"And I have one leg..and that sucks." Beautiful spoken word. Lol
6:08 The last thing I expected you to do was play Last Resort by Papa Roach
only Brandon would have cheese water, poetry in the toilet, a science lesson, wonder whether they have bowls in prison, beating up ramen, and a epic electric guitar solo in the time span of 9 minuets of making 'prison ramen'
Lol only 2 comments
And fight us
This man is all that and more!!!
And a amazing karate kick to close the microwave
He also time traveled later on, so that’s something
“These worms are to fast and they tease me.”
-Brandon Farris 2021
The gasp after he said that 😂😂😂
Too
@@fireruby1882 thank you for correcting me but I’m not gonna fix it
“There’s no internet in here ….I’ll just steal the neighbours” had me dead 😂😂
Edit : omg thank oh for 312 like
Same I love that scene
356*
@@flashmonkey0896 damn
@@flashmonkey0896 365*
@@yesdfgsdfgsd2682 372
I love how every time his apartment looks so clean before he starts the destruction
as someone who has worked in a prison.... can confirm this is exactly how they do it. good job Brandon.
including the diverging timelines?
I mean sometimes they find their own world to be in and they just kinda... space for about 3 hours. So possibly?
Where I work they can just get ramen
Google: "Cut to meat into small pieces as a last resort"
Brandon: *starts playing Papa Roach*
What part was it I can't find it for sum reason TnT
@@togahimiko8156 6:03
@@C..-- oh thank you
i love that song so much
We all thought it-
Brandon is the definition of never let them know your next move
I just love that Brandon acts like a child at 8:28 😂💖 it's so perfect
Brandon trying to knock us out with a cheeto bag is the funniest thing all day
Me: what are you doing with that cheeto bag-
Brandon: *trying to knock us out with a cheeto bag*
Haha Haha🤣🤣
Holy shit when he busted out that guitar and started playing Papa Roach it took me all I could to not scream the lyrics
Damn bro, i really was the same way ngl.
Lmfao frrrrr
Same I was trying not to scream at the top of my lungs
SAME DUDE
6:04 My favorite part lmao
"I'm just a couple a guy havin fun." Bringin it back I see😎
He would be the best teacher. We learn while we go over our mistakes
Can we talk about how good he was with that guitar
I mean he is a musician in the first place...
Yes be has some amazing guitar videos
czcams.com/video/cQfhWR9bahA/video.html. Heres one of them
@@chrissmith6862 God dang
@@victorthomas6957 i know right!!!
Brandon is so powerful that his burps can break the space time continuum 7:17
Brandon never fails to make me laugh. The poetry on the toilet made me just cry laughing
6:11-6:15 Can we just appreciate that sick guitar riff, man can he play. Not only can Brandon sing and play the piano, but he also plays the guitar.
I was searching for this exact comment. He can also play guitar!!!??? I’m beyond amazed!
One of his first youtube videos is of him playing guitar live.
My jaw dropped when he started playing man. That song hits different.
The song is last resort by papa roach
I want a cover from him now!
"have I been to jail? not yet, growth mindset" sent me. Also one day Brandon will learn that evaporated milk is indeed a thing, and it comes in a can
he had me questioning if i made it up
These dang Canadians and their canned milk!
Finally a comment about evaporated milk being real and in a can lol!! Thanks!
Ive had evaporated milk its rlly nice
3:45 when you have no internet to play games
6:18 legit made me flinch
"Cut sausage into pieces as a last resort " *Brandon breaks out guitar*
Me: how did I know he would play papa roach XD
The science lesson, poetry, and the fraternity initiation this was all over the place and I loved it
Can we just appreciate Brandon's guitar skills for a second?
take all the seconds you want!
@@LiciaYoung yesss
I was given a breathing meditation ad- middle of this video- I’m crying 😂
I guess Brandon got tired of Starbucks and their stinky milk cause that's a different drink
That’s a grande mango dragon fruit refresher o.o
@@MiA-qx3cj Geez
@@MiA-qx3cj I'm not sure whether or not I should be impressed that you knew that
@@jokerjamie8701 I know my Starbucks drinks 😌
@@MiA-qx3cj those things are good
“Have I ever been too prison no NOt yET grOwTH MiNd SEt”
You make my days so much easier to get through. I haven't laughed this much in weeks; thank you SO much.
Can we talk about how GOOD he is at the guitar???
so good! Like that? Did I do it?
Let us all appreciate him playing last resort and singing it
I appreciate that
Brandon’s videos are like those weird dreams that make you say “What the frick was that?!?!?” when you wake up… except you don’t get to wake up. 😬😅
True
So… you die?
@@hannahmilby4870 Lol, no. 😅😂
@@MiMiTheMemer I mean you said you don’t get to wake up lol
I feel like it’s more that you don’t have to wake up and can instead bask in the chaos for as long as you like 🙂
I love the amount of just flat out effort and time you put into your videos and I want you to know that you are appreciated for it
Binge watching your videos!! I absolutely love your sense of humor and your videos make me cry with laughter!! Keep them coming please!! A big hello and thank you for the hilarious content from Maine!
“Dont be to careful with the pasta”
Brandon: *explodes it*
Me: 😭👌
“Boil the evaporator milk”
*silence*
“So do we just boil air”
I just wanna say I think your family is amazing! Autumn is so sweet! Your doing wonderful and I hope you never stop making videos!
When he started playing “last resort” on guitar!! Love it! I always forget he had a music channel on CZcams where he just plays guitar before doing this channel
Not even kidding sparkling water taste like TV static….💃🏻
You Know, I've Never Heard Something So True In My Life.
Its an acquired taste
Wellll I’ll be darned! This is completely what I’ve been trying to relay to people over the years when offered sparking water! Bravo on that description 👏 😂
Also it kinda feels like when ur hand falls asleep…….💃🏻💃🏻
Sparkling mineral water is like TV static when you turn the TV on at forgotten high volume
“Lotion in a bag. Boy does that bring me back.”
- Brandon Farris 2021
Closet confessions/poetry 🤔🤣🤣
LOVE all the content!!!!!
I love that poetry moment. Didn't expect it but I should have 🤣 definitely wasn't expecting that you could play guitar. Awesome!
“save these.. these are good!” *puts packet into invisible pocket then smacks my with puffs* “you’re still here?”
"I could go for some chicken"
Me eating chicken nuggies:
*offers a chicken nugget* you want one?
Dude you make life a better place thank you for always making me laugh even when I'm dead tired 😂 I love your videos
You crack me up every time thanks dude!
Can we all just sit back and appreciate everything this man does in his videos. Whether it be glitter/sand everywhere, rapping with a turkey in an aluminum tux, or even making messes in his kitchen (how he hasn't gotten evicted yet idk) But we love and thank you for every ounce of effort you put in your videos. You make me smile and laugh when I don't feel like it. THANK YOU!!💜💜💜
Remember, Brandon was doing google translate LONG before Tasty did 😬and Brandon is actually funny too so…
3:50
Genuinely good poem for being a joke-
LOL so this is how important you are to me. It’s 9:30 AM Friday morning and I’m driving about, I got coffee, I turn on my radio. A song comes on and it’s a hard rock song heavy-metal it’s the Deftones but while the song is playing I do a flashback. So in my flashback I hear you plug in your guitar and start to play papa roach last resort but just the memory of you from watching your video yesterday fills my mind and I start laughing to myself in my car. You are part of my world now, you are part of the landscape, you make this world a better place, And I’m so so happy that I came across you. I find it wonderful that I can carry your comedy with me and that you will pop up during my day and put a smile on my face so thank you. I just wanted to say thank you
Yes please let's not do a prison pocket video. I can only imagine what twisted rabbit hole google translate would venture down to sort that one out.
The longer this video went on, the more ludicrous it became and the harder I laughed.
Ikr
Ikr
100th like.
@@contentfromannaa cool I was the 2nd
I didn’t ask you
Makes sense why there’s only a budget for cleaning
I am super sick so watching your videos always make me laugh!
Tubbo: Americans drink the hotdog water!
Ranboo: spends hours convincing him that they actually don’t
Brandon: .... drink hotdog AND cheese water
i enjoy your comment
@@Timmy.ramirez_ I enjoy your enjoyment of my comment
@@minisunsine5922 i enjoy that you enjoyed the enjoyment of my comment
I love ur comment 🥺
That's exactly what I was thinking about when Brandon started drinking it! 😅
Bro Brandon is a mood. "Thats depressing. Can I just shove myself in a closet?" Every introverts thoughts
"Can i just shove myself in the closet?"
Menatly, me every day
Also, you can see this both ways, and both are correct for me
At 4:23 that pitcher was is better quality than him and I was laughing my head off 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I been watching you for a while when you had like 500k, man you still funny AF💀🤣
"don't be too careful with the pasta"
Brandon: explodes it
:edit: thanks for all the likes I can't believe Brandon liked it I literally screamed I was so happy!!!!!
P A S T A
Oof editing it makes the heart disappear
Haha the heart disapeared because of the stupid edit lol
Lol thats what you get for having a name like a sci-fi character
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 thats my real name lol
He used the word 'phone' while describing Google translate!! It's a miracle
Prison changes a man 😜
I’ve been watching your vids for months now and I finally got a yt channel to sub to you!
How you have the time is so amazing! The things you do for us is extraordinary. I've never laughed harder in my life! Love you Brandon! Keep up the amazing work
Are we just going to ignore how good he is on guitar
"Evaporated milk is just a fancy way of saying air."
Less than 1 minute in, already beating Google Translate at its own game. That's talent.
Evaporated milk is actually a real food/drink...It is more like a thick cream and is super sweet. My nan uses it in her coffee.
The fact that I read this at the exact same time he said it lmao
@@GreyWithAnE42 ok grey with AN e
@@Kuro_Reaper yeah. It's like between condensed milk and milk.
3:31
I mean, yeah, the closet's my mainland, so go off I guess.
are you gay or depressed
@@normalcat yes.
@@treedeerthethingy4812 gay or depression
Oh my word you are the funniest person on CZcams I swear. You are awesome👍
Didn’t expect a science lesson
*casually throws pack of hotdogs on the running stove*
"Are we grillin'??"
I'm now watching this in July and the little ferrets made me laugh so much, and yet again so did Brandon 😸
when i saw “cut into pieces” and “last resort” in the same sentence, i was hoping you did exactly what you did
"Did you grow....this way?" Why yes brandon i have and im very self conscious out it 😂😭😂😭
Was anyone else disappointed that there was not fire and still expected it because it’s some thing that Brandon would do.
Yes
That’s why I am here
@@nastydawg6r same!! 🙁
I’m sobbing me eyes out and your videos really make me feel better 💗
Not even close to what tasty does man! Your version is 100 TIMES better!! You are absolutely hilarious!!
“There no wifi in here……. I’ll just steal the neighbors” the best line from the entire video 😂
“Have I ever been to jail, not yet. Growth mind set”
"Yours is on the floor grab a straw" sent me😂
I love your videos and your awsome your great at your job and I believe your better then allot of youtubers
My daughter wants to know if you can make a Google translate on how to make enchiladas? We loved your video and you are really great at playing guitar!!!!
His poetry is unironically good
To be honest I literally love your videos and I think you are going to be a uhm great cook one day … I think hehehe love ya a lot 😎
Thank you Brandon you cheer me up because my grandma died recently any other thing I have left of her the blanket she made for us when we were sick thank you for cheering me up I will buy some merch
Brandon you should make a cover of a song on an electric guitar ⚡
That Would Be Such A Good Idea For Brandon To Do!
IKR!!
Search CZcams. There are multiple older videos of him killing it on the guitar. His skills are amazing!
@@AwesomeCat2012 Oh thanks for telling me that.
Him: smashing Cheetos
Also him: “This could be you”
:))
6:10
I’m very impressed, I had no idea you played! Sounds amazing
I love your videos I laughed so much my tooth fell out ( it was wiggling already )
Brandon:
“Even if you make it wrong it’s good…”
I love how he dedicated almost an entire Minute to teach us ✨something✨ about science
7:28 i love this
I wasn’t expecting you to break out the guitar for last resort. But I’m so glad you did 🤘🏽
@Nylah Corinne you’re exactly right, this is the only place you get quality content like this. But I am puzzled as to the link you posted, 7 spaces above the message. Lol
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈