Me after every google translate video: I'm scared. I'm terrified. I'm never watching one of these again. *sees the thumbnail for a new one* What the FU- *clicks on it*
bro, thank you for just being you, the moment you started flinging mayo into a fan while dressed as an 80s rocker made me laugh the hardest i have in a while, a true service.
Who else likes to believe the food he wastes is either from the the dollar store or at least on the verge of expiring so it's not as devastating as wasting "good fresh food"
If I'm remembering correctly, he has said in another video that he usually takes the total cost of the food he uses and donates the money to charities of their choice ☺️☺️💙
"When potatoes are in heat. Gross" "You guys are in heat?" "You should have the maternity potato..." "You were just in heat. I don't understand the potato reproduction process" I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂😂 (I may have got parts wrong but idc I'm too busy laughing)
On a serious note, this guy is amazing, he’s the main thing keeping me going during quarantine and he never fails to make me laugh. Let’s have a round of applause for Brandon, for keeping us all going through quarantine.
im so sorry your going through a tough time, but, im so glad you found a reason to keep going. and trust me, you will get through this tough time. until then, sending all my support!
We can never be serious here, I would like you to retract your previous statement. (ATTENTION!!! THIS WAS A JOKE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! ATTENTION!!!)
I replayed him throwing the spoon of mayo at the fan for around 10 minutes and fell over whilst laughing in almost every part of my room and my friend who I was on call with at the time asked me if I was dying..... I said yes and she went back to playing her game. Such amazing friendship
@@dannysadventures5046 its gonna get more funny if they become engaged and married and they just tell their kids the story and just tell them thats what we did in our freetime
Brandon, if you really want a Rock single, Here’s my short fan made one for you. Everything but the kitchen sink; [ LYRICS ] We tried, we dried, we sliced, we fried, But all the food is making us more hungry. We are losing control, and all, and all. We don’t have enough patience. [ guitar instrumental along with drums ] We tried to think about the results, We tried to think about what we’d do, But all we knew was that we had a mayonnaise, and our only option was to spread it everywhere. [ guitar instrumental along with drums ] We have spread it on everything, BUT THE KITCHEN SIIINK. [crazy guitar rock instrumentals] x4 BUT THE KITCHEN SIIINK. x4 ** I ran out of ideas now. Y’all can continue lyrics in comments. P.S: the lyrics can make different imaginative sounds from which i imagined first. So i’m sorry if the words don’t make sense, they’re supposed to rhyme in your head.
You have truly brought me out of the funk I've been in, thank you so much Brandon for making me laugh in smile, it feels great! Been a long time since I've laughed so much, lol!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have to say I watch the entire playlist of this stuff every night before I go to sleep.. yes my ribs hurt and I have tears in my eyes every time... it oddly helps me sleep. So thank you Brandon, and I hope to see more in the future
“When the potatoes are in heat-“ The volume at which ‘EXCUSE ME, SIR’ left my mouth was just high enough to wake most of the Eastern United States. I believe you owe the good people of New York an apology.
When ever I see you make a mess in the kitchen all I can imagine is ur gf walking in taking it all in and just walking back out haha 😂 I know I would nope out of there
I honestly have no idea how you knew i was having a cook out but the only reason you weren't invited is because you live on a different continent but hey if you're in the neighborhood in the next 3 hours you're welcome to visit
Him:in the pan this time please *Mayonnaise goes everywhere and on the camera* Him:*looking around to see where it went and pops his head to the right seeing it’s on the camera* ...I am so sorry
You are the funniest youtuber ever. I mean that in all seriousness. I love the editing, the timing, the constant distraction, the concept. Everything. Thank you And thank you for only short videos. Most youtubers would have a 20 min video here. I dont have an attention span. You give us only the good stuff.
How can one human be this good at producing humour
Ikr
Right!?!😂
Because brandon is our lord and savior *finger guns intensify*
I concur..and he's just getting better! 🥰
Mate shut ur mouth
Imagine walking in on your boyfriend wearing leopard print, flinging mayonaise into a fan
Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t immediately join in with no questions 😂
That would be very embarrassing and funny
Id walk out and be like
"Darn it!!! I can't hide the bloody knife I used to ki-
I mean make fruit punch 😓"
😂 why not join in
If you can’t beat them, join them
"I'm not gonna lie it's pretty good" "OHH THAT WAS IN MY SOCK"
💀💀
Brandon farris joined the internet to put the "out loud" back into laugh out loud
Never agreed more
Whoever says Brandon isn’t invited, isn’t invited.
Dude right!? Like Please, Brandon, Come to my Cookout!!!
He's welcome in OKC anytime! I can think up just about any reason to have Brandon come to a cookout.
YAY! I MADE THE 100TH LIKE!! WOOHOO!
Agreed
EXACTLY
And wasn't invited
The viewers: We dont expect him to actually do that
Brandon: Oh. I'm doing it.
*throws mayo into fan*
If you aren't expecting him to really do it...you haven't been here very long.
@@zichithefox4781 lol I meant it more as he doesnt have to do it we will still love the video. I definitely know hes gonna anyways 😂
The fact he did it again
Yeah
He just gets the mayo and protends its a baby and he so ceafull on the mayo LOL😂😂😃😃😅😅😅
Nobody:
Brandon: glad your here need
My subtitles: I am buying a chicken car
🤣🤣🤣
I- 💀💀
💀
I’m buying a car is what it said
No matter what state of emotion I am in you still end up making me laugh
Google translate does five minute crafts would be the funniest thing
Omg yes 🤣🤣
oh my god yes 😂
Janae Brown yes 😂
That would be dangerous.🤣 Hes playing with hot glue
@@Deas-Mhumhna he's currently playing with hot stoves and sharp knives
The preview looks dangerous. This is going to be fun
*In whisper voice* you said going to fun, you missed be
My exact thought
Yesery
Tirza Jager clearly, he was making a optical Illusion, for example “I had a dog and and so did she” (read it again)
i saw the thumbnail and immediatly clicked
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Brandon for buying 4 big ass things of salt just to make that seasoning joke
You don’t have 4 tubs of Morton iodized salt in your kitchen?
Me after every google translate video: I'm scared. I'm terrified. I'm never watching one of these again.
*sees the thumbnail for a new one*
What the FU- *clicks on it*
I-
He's probably the only person who actually makes me laugh out loud on this platform
Honestly, same
I can relate!
🧢
Same
Honestly hes one of the few ppl but you should also check out Danny Gonzalez' channel
“Google translate makes”
flying mayonnaise
This is most accurate.😆
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Man I found you 30 minutes ago and I am literally laughing in tears. This is some hood humour. Love it. 😂
When you were like “it’s pretty good- THAT WAS IN MY SOCK” I dieddddd
Brandon dressed as an 80s glam rock God flinging mayonnaise at a fan is my new religion.
Poppy will be upset..
Are you accepting disciples? Asking for a friend. 😉🖤😂
Yes
What does it take to join lol 😂🙃
@@lafayetteslattex5058you have to screech like a mom when her kids are LGBTQ+ and don't know what it is
“Use the fan to spread the mayonnaise”
I spit out my drink, coughed and laughed so hard that I woke both of my cats up !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I almost died.. lol
I have learned to never drink or eat when I watch Brandon's videos lol
I'm still laughing lol
The funniest thing I've ever seen
I almost choked on my coffee!
3:00 “oh sorry sir” this sent mE
I love how the kitchens keep changing over the years.
People who dislike this don’t understand comedy
So true
Just shut up already
Faaaactsssss!!!!
@Emily Grace yea it's the human species, what do you expect?
Your one of those itfunneh fans.
FLAMINGO is bettee
The people who disliked were just laughing too hard and missed the like button
Agree
Very true
Can't like- at 69-
Fun fact...the few times I've hit the dislike button was because I actually, honest-to-goodness missed the like button.
Indeed
Is it just me or does brandon have a lot of random costumes?
⚠️ SPOILER ALART ⚠️That whole life story thing that got me when she died I low key cried😂
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that he ate spoonfuls of mayo in the beginning???
Anna Aguilar 🤢
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Knowing him.....its actually mayo....not vanilla pudding or what ever
I may like mayo but even that to much
Never watched swedish mealtime back in the day? Mayo is good for you!
This man has the best intros
True
Alwayssss
yessir
The fan part was the best 😂😂
This one made me wanna barf!
"people always wonder why my potato salad is so salty" oh no. please no lol
bro, thank you for just being you, the moment you started flinging mayo into a fan while dressed as an 80s rocker made me laugh the hardest i have in a while, a true service.
Me: "I hate when people waste food!"
Also me: "I can't wait to see what food Brandon is going to 'make' on Google Translate!!"
Omg same!!!
I- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I mean he does it in a very funny way so we can make an exception for him
Who else likes to believe the food he wastes is either from the the dollar store or at least on the verge of expiring so it's not as devastating as wasting "good fresh food"
If I'm remembering correctly, he has said in another video that he usually takes the total cost of the food he uses and donates the money to charities of their choice ☺️☺️💙
"When potatoes are in heat. Gross"
"You guys are in heat?"
"You should have the maternity potato..."
"You were just in heat. I don't understand the potato reproduction process"
I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂😂
(I may have got parts wrong but idc I'm too busy laughing)
And for seven minutes all was well in the world. Thank you 🙏
The only one word that was written on screen was trash can
Every single other person here: potato
Me, a Scott: *TATTIE*
T a t t i e
5:00 someone buy Brandon some more potato salad
Ill invite you but you cant bring google translate as a friend
Awww, why not?
Good Ol' GT can make anything! Eclairs, Lasagna, Deviled Eggs, you name it! And, it'll Brighten up your Cookout without a doubt!
@@tyler-_-kellan yea, you're right
Thank you. I thought so too. 😁😂🤣🤣
@@bubbleg2157 I mean, I once Invited Google Translate to a Sleepover with my BFF, and them Chocolate Chip cookies were... *Interesting*...
On a serious note, this guy is amazing, he’s the main thing keeping me going during quarantine and he never fails to make me laugh. Let’s have a round of applause for Brandon, for keeping us all going through quarantine.
Preach gurl! He is Literally Top 5 Best CZcamsrs in my book. He ALWAYS brings a smile even when I'm in tears!!!❤
We all go through that don't worry and dm me if you need help I'm a good therapist I'm kanna 3.0#6389
im so sorry your going through a tough time, but, im so glad you found a reason to keep going. and trust me, you will get through this tough time. until then, sending all my support!
👏👏👏👏
We can never be serious here, I would like you to retract your previous statement. (ATTENTION!!! THIS WAS A JOKE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! ATTENTION!!!)
No one:
Brandon at 5:49: *calls mustard mayo*
I replayed him throwing the spoon of mayo at the fan for around 10 minutes and fell over whilst laughing in almost every part of my room and my friend who I was on call with at the time asked me if I was dying..... I said yes and she went back to playing her game. Such amazing friendship
Great story to tell your grandkids someday.
@@dannysadventures5046 its gonna get more funny if they become engaged and married and they just tell their kids the story and just tell them thats what we did in our freetime
True friendship: letting your friend die while their laughing hysterically
Brandon, if you really want a Rock single, Here’s my short fan made one for you.
Everything but the kitchen sink;
[ LYRICS ]
We tried, we dried, we sliced, we fried,
But all the food is making us more hungry.
We are losing control, and all, and all.
We don’t have enough patience.
[ guitar instrumental along with drums ]
We tried to think about the results,
We tried to think about what we’d do,
But all we knew was that we had a mayonnaise,
and our only option was to spread it everywhere.
[ guitar instrumental along with drums ]
We have spread it on everything, BUT THE KITCHEN SIIINK.
[crazy guitar rock instrumentals] x4
BUT THE KITCHEN SIIINK. x4
**
I ran out of ideas now. Y’all can continue lyrics in comments.
P.S: the lyrics can make different imaginative sounds from which i imagined first. So i’m sorry if the words don’t make sense, they’re supposed to rhyme in your head.
Very nice
I'm impressed
I imagined that whole song with music and everything and that song is awesome.
Bruh, let that sink in
Majestic indeed
Nominees for Grammy award this year are:
Brandon Farris with his album "Everything But The Kitchen Sync"
😂😂😅
That and lil butter
😂😂
@@laneynoir2822 and salt..
😤😐
Omg yes 👏
The freshly cut oak tree literally killed me😂
3:21 "Eughh... I mean.. Sacrifice theemm."
I saw "Google Translate Makes..." and immediately knew it was going to be a good day
WHEN THE MAYO
WHENT EVERYWHERE I JUST STARTED DYING😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE S O U N D IT MADE
I,m still crying I laughed so hard 🤣😂😆
tHaT’s NoT gOoD
Am I the only one who busted out laughing when he “spreaded” the Mayo 🤣🤣
I did 🤣
6:32 I think I shiate myself
youll forget about it after a couple of whiskey whiskeys
“You look confused.”
Me who literally just woke up like ten seconds ago 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖
Why was that so funny to me. I was literally laughing so hard I started coughing 😂
Off topic, but I LOVE your pfp
Danger Cat your icon 🥺🥺
No one:
Literally no one:
Like, seriously, no one at all:
Brandon: *feeds potato salad to potato salad*
It do be like dat doe
Bad meme
The beard and the wig together is priceless lmao 🤣
Oh, no it’s canceled. I actually just got engaged, and I want you to be the best man, entertainer, and chef at the wedding.
I don’t know why but I read the title “potato translate makes google salad”
Google salad would be interesting.
ah, yes. delicious google salad...
@@imgoinsurfin is propaply worse
@Mr. battle cats lol rude
I now want to see that....
Netflix: "are you still watching?"
Brandon Farris: throwing mayo in a fan. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️
😭😭💀💀
Where is the funny part?
😐🔫
@@invisibleunknown5855 ur moms house
Ömer Eren Yılmaz where’s your sense of humour?
I have no idea where I have been for this long!? I'm just coming upon his channel and I have laughed all day long! THANK YOUUUUUUU!!😂🤣😂
Me: Sees Brandon in a tiger outfit
Also me: Omg Carole Baskin is that you?!
“google translate makes...”
me: *here we go again*
wow ive never gotten more than 100 likes tyty 💕💕
Im not complaining XD
Oh boy...
Same
I’m like YESSSSSSSS ANOTHER ONE
Ah shit, here we go again
That memes ded...
I'm sorry
"Honey, why is there mayo all over the kitchen?"
Answer to your proverbial question: Sssshhhh.....it's a Google translate thing. Don't question it.
“what’s all this white stuff?”
honey why is there white swtuff in your socks
You dont want to know
It's not mayo
Its pudding
You have truly brought me out of the funk I've been in, thank you so much Brandon for making me laugh in smile, it feels great! Been a long time since I've laughed so much, lol!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is it me or are these getting even better!!! OMG!!! I love it. I laughed so much my whole household thinks I have lost my mind.
More please!!!!!
Okay why did I read the title like..
“Google salad makes potato salad” 😭
I’m sorry *what*
I cackled
Bc you read that wrong think😭
@@adama9797
You think?
Edit: why did my question mark get autocorrected to 3 what-
@@bri5033 lol
Does anyone else want a video of Brandon where he's just cleaning up the messes he makes during these videos??? Because yes, yes I do.
I do too!!!!
He has a maid. LOL
I totally agree!
I wanna see how he makes everything non-mayoed/everything else.😂😂😂
Me too. I think he should make a video on cleaning up the mess. I would love that.
If he indeed has a maid, I want to see the video of him telling them what the mess is and their commentary while cleaning it up. 😂
I love the way he so naturally falls into the most random roleplay and makes it so funny
I have to say I watch the entire playlist of this stuff every night before I go to sleep.. yes my ribs hurt and I have tears in my eyes every time... it oddly helps me sleep. So thank you Brandon, and I hope to see more in the future
"YALL KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? Oh, sorry sir." I'm crying.
Everyone watching Brandon’s video: ...
Me: *praying for his mental health*
Pray for mine too..
I would so act like this if I lived alone
Skiddy Scatt Ozzy
Tbh I would too
me praying for his house
I'm praying for his kitchen. I wonder how often he has to clean it.
I appreciate that your videos are so short . When I need a little video to kill a few minutes I come to look at your stuff. They're so funny.
“Mmm thats actually pretty good-“
1 second later-
“Ew that was in my sock”
This was definitely the funniest google translate!! I haven't laughed so abruptly loud unwillingly in a long time!! Thank you sir for that! 😄
Hehehe it got me good too! I scared the cat and then laughed myself into an asthma attack... I still haven't finished the video yet 😂😂😂
“You Look Confused”
Why yes Brandon I am, I done have a clue what that into was about.
Don't*
Sry mate had to correct ya
😂😂😂 thank you for this. I needed a laugh so bad
When he threw the mayonnaise into the fan i lost it
When he was doing the "think of what's to come" I was DYING XD
And this is one of the best ones so far XD
The thumbnail legit got me so confused until I saw that it was Brandon and just shrugged it off like “yeah, that Brandon for ya” 😂😂
“I should buy more mayonnaise”
Words to live by
I've come across your channel. OMFG, I haven't laughed so much in a ling time.🤣🤣🤣
My theory is that Brandon's "Google Translate makes..." posts strangely coincide with his scheduled deep clean of the kitchen :)
I discovered Brandon randomly while bored in quarantine haha. He makes this manatee very happy and makes all bad days, great days.
Brandon can make a whole damn movie with actual character development in 3 minutes.
I love your humour so much! You have pure talent!
Brandon is now my drama detox, this man is *chef kiss* (no pun intended)
Here's your invite: You, Brandon Faris, are officially invited in my cookout. Bring the potato salad.
omg! lmfao Brandon I love you, you turn shit days into a barrel of laughs thank you
“When the potatoes are in heat-“
The volume at which ‘EXCUSE ME, SIR’ left my mouth was just high enough to wake most of the Eastern United States. I believe you owe the good people of New York an apology.
He honestly looks like the type of man that eats mayonnaise directly from the jar
Insomnia that’s because he does and just in case im wooshinh myself
He does and I'm doin it with him
pro tip: do not eat food whilst watching brandons' videos. I almost choked like 5 times
I learned that the hard way lol
This is so funny. I’ve been sub since about 2 years ago. And u haven’t got any less funnier
Can we take a moment to appreciate the whole life he had with the potato salad?
"I'm not gonna lie that's pretty good oh THAT WAS IN MY SOCK"
Then the “I always wonder why my potato salad is so salty” made me gag. 😂
Loraine Teffeteller
I’m never eating yes potato salad if I was ever offered some
For the love of God, everyone watch the ads because he has to physically clean that all up after 😂😂😂😂🙃🙃
BeautyGamer Xx - they’re horrible. Anyone else getting election and blegh president ads?
@@mv4841 your ads are a reflection of what Google thinks you want. usually based off your most recent searches. that's AI for ya
That was one of the best videos I have ever seen. Thank you very much for this creativ and funny content!
I found this channel a week ago and cant stop watching! Thank you for bringing my thoughts into real life!
When ever I see you make a mess in the kitchen all I can imagine is ur gf walking in taking it all in and just walking back out haha 😂 I know I would nope out of there
I honestly have no idea how you knew i was having a cook out but the only reason you weren't invited is because you live on a different continent but hey if you're in the neighborhood in the next 3 hours you're welcome to visit
🤣🤣🤣
Should he bring potato salad?
Usually youtubers have one good moment once in a while in videos but he has made me laugh the whole time
Him:in the pan this time please
*Mayonnaise goes everywhere and on the camera*
Him:*looking around to see where it went and pops his head to the right seeing it’s on the camera*
...I am so sorry
This is everyone who wants to hear “everything but the kitchen sync”
👇🏼
Starring: Brandon
Ft: mashed potatoes
Kaiya Butler YAAAAASS😂😂
"Im working as a part time dishwasher/dishwasher so a fulltime dishwasher"
-Brandon
You are the funniest youtuber ever. I mean that in all seriousness. I love the editing, the timing, the constant distraction, the concept. Everything. Thank you
And thank you for only short videos. Most youtubers would have a 20 min video here. I dont have an attention span. You give us only the good stuff.
I laughed so much during the fan parts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so much I can barely breath 😂 you are the funniest person ever
"Oh Wait- that was in my sock!"
Shooking
Socking
@@unaozolina3355 why did it take 3 months for someone to correct me on my mistake? ;-;
You clearly deserve this more than me -->👑(crown of puns)
Sock-ing 🥴
@@skrunklylittleguy7 Boo! A usurper!
stocking-
“It’s pretty good... Oh wait it was in my sock” Quote of the year😂😂😂😂
This is the first video i saw by you and it is AMAZING the funniest CZcams video I've ever seen
Oh Jear Desus, I love that montage of thinking about all that is to come 🤣