“SIRI! TWENTY MINUTES IS TO COOKIN IS!” “I’m sorry maybe I cut you off?” “TWENTY MINUTES IS TO COOKING IS!” “The timer is set for twenty minutes.” “YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT?”
*Me, seeing thumbnail:* oh, well that looks like a pretty good salad, Google Translate must not have done so bad this time! *Me, reading title:* ah, of course... a _cheesecake..._
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DO NOT WATCH WHILE EATING OR DRINKING, ANYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH WILL EITHER BE SPAT OUT DUE TO LAUGHTER, OR CHOKED ON FOR THE SAME REASON. PLEASE KEEP YOUR SELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU SAFE AND DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO.
"20 minutes until cooking is" Siri: "Timer set for 20 minutes" "Wait, you understand that? " Siri understands caveman style but not much with modern styles...
Best. Recipe. Ever. You think you have a hard time knitting or crocheting now....Pass a pattern through that translator machine of yours. 😂 PS - my 18 year old said "jear desus" at school, and someone said "HEY!! That's Brandon Farris!!" She made a new friend!
"Aluminum foil to protect the skin disease." 😂😂 I am so confused how he doesn't just laugh at himself sometimes. If I were doing that I would have been on the floor dying of laughter. 😂😂 Edit: Jear Desus! 244 likes?
I was in a pretty depressed stage ( I don’t wanna talk about it please and thanks) and I found Brandon that really help me in my depressed stage thanks you
When your laughing so hard at 3am that your bed is shaking and you just know you weren't going to be able to fall sleep because you've been laughing to much. Please help me 😂
Happy to see u to butter...left handed-right elbowed💀😂 KEEP AIR AWAY FROM BATTER I AM LITERALLY HOLLERIN ON THE FLOOR....GOD I LOVE UR HUMOR... Can u make something from ur harry potter cookbook
Pls continue doing this haha Ive never laughed so hard consistently in a youtube channel. Your channel is probably my 2nd favorite, thank God, ive found out this channel.
Watching these videos while pregnant is not the best idea 😂😂😂 kinda made me nauseous But also now I want an omelet and cheese cake (NOT TOGETHER BRANDON!)
I am currently binge watching you and I think by the end of watching the google translate videos I’m going to either be unable to breathe or have abs 😂😂 these are gold
You should know from experience the cream cheese is lazy, there will be obliterated eggs and Google wants something on your skin. 😂😂😂 LOVE Google translates! Omg this is glorious!!
Ah yes, the classic video that gave me the "20 minutes to the cooking is" running gag that me and my mum often get into every now and then. Love it! I even use it to this day!
Brandon you're giving me anxiety.. my OCD is STROOONG right now 😂😂😂😂 I'm a cheesecake baker.. if I knew you'd get it in the right time frame, I'd ship a cheesecake to ya
I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard. The people next to me on the bus must think I'm nuts.
cheerup Christina LoL thought I was the only one watching from a bus
My exact thoughts
I watch him on lunch at work laughing like crazy. It's a weird thing to hear at my shitty job.
I'm watching this in class and trying not to lose my mind so 😂
It’s okay my mom thinks he’s crazy and I’m crazy lol
“Your a disgrace to this family!!”
“I KNOWWW” CrAcK
I felt that
Shay Troncoso s a m e
Leevme Aloen I died😂
heh, me
@@adudeandhisdog23 I also felt that :(
“google translate makes the perfect cheesecake!”
*thumbnail is a bowl of vegetables*
This was my fav part. Imagine if you’ve never watch his vidoes before ud b so confused
I didn't read the title and I thought he was making a salad 🤣
I thought he was making stir fry😂😂😂
Ikr lol 😆
@@emilytustin4540 This was the first video of his I watched. 😂 It's even better because my mom showed it too me.
Left handed...but right elbowed...
"Your a disgrace to this family"
"I knoOoOw"
Lol 😂 😆
😂😂
Exactly
im the 666th like
when he started scooping the air out of bowl. I lost it :)
Same🤣🤣
Did you find your o x y g e n
SAME 🤣🤣
Bro right when i read that comment he started doing that
@Mylee Howell hi
Finding this channel is the best thing that ever happened to me 😂😂 this guy is so hilarious, it kills me!
Right??? I have been watching his videos on Facebook. I figured I would look him up on CZcams, and I am glad I did
me too i found him yesterday lmaoo he is an early birthday gift
He's so funny
This guys crazy would be me when i have nothing going on
Ikr
“SIRI! TWENTY MINUTES IS TO COOKIN IS!”
“I’m sorry maybe I cut you off?”
“TWENTY MINUTES IS TO COOKING IS!”
“The timer is set for twenty minutes.”
“YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT?”
I don’t know how his phone understood that either .,. 😑😐
Same
I said that to my phone and it told my to shut up because I try to set a timer for 20 minutes
DiD yUu aCcIdENtlLy SUM0n mE?2?22?2??2
“The charger does not seem to be centered.”
“Nice catch, google.”
Brandon comforting an egg: “shshshh”
Also Brandon: *_karate chops the egg_*
I literally laughed so hard I had tears running down my face 😂 like hysterical laughter. Best video ever !!
Woot woot I got a like and I am such a FLAN
*vRuh-
*I was eating that time and-
*You guessed it-
*I ended up choking three- four times and had a hiccup after my meal-w-
I have to pause it for about 3 minutes to calm down and breathe, I have asthma but its S O worth it.
*Me, seeing thumbnail:* oh, well that looks like a pretty good salad, Google Translate must not have done so bad this time!
*Me, reading title:* ah, of course... a _cheesecake..._
same i didnt see cheesecake before i clicked and i thought it was going to be ceaser salad or something 😂😂😂
IT'S JuST RAW EGGS
Google sayed: NO A SALAD
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
DO NOT WATCH WHILE EATING OR DRINKING, ANYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH WILL EITHER BE SPAT OUT DUE TO LAUGHTER, OR CHOKED ON FOR THE SAME REASON.
PLEASE KEEP YOUR SELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU SAFE AND DO NOT EAT OR DRINK WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO.
Proceeds to read this after finish eating
i literally choked on myself so it doesn't work
I should’ve read the notice. I almost died from lemonade.
All over the walls
Im eating Fritos
The way he looked at the phone after siri said you’re welcome was hilarious! he was not expecting that 😂
5:53 if the cake is cold and sweaty
Mom's spaghetti
I kick life's ass I thought of that too lmao.
Hah, good comment this one. You only got one-
SECONDS."said the trashcan".
Brandon: Let's make a cheesecake!
Google: *Egg Salad*
I love how he does everything it says no matter how crazy it is
Brandon: * 20 minutes isn’t it*
Siri: *Did u suman me?*
Brandon: *wispers*
Siri: *timer is set*
Brandon: *YoU UnDeR StUd ThAt!?!*
ITS EVERY WERE! All of that was spelled wrong...😂 Even your user name smhhhh
Yo
Summon* Whispers* Understood* Where*
Maya Kinney yes
*” Siri is that deaf girl that can’t hear you shout but can hear you when you murmur “*
"Eggs obliterate"
Howtobasic has entered the chat
"20 minutes until cooking is"
Siri: "Timer set for 20 minutes"
"Wait, you understand that? "
Siri understands caveman style but not much with modern styles...
Siri: Did you accidentally summon me?
Brandon: No I did it on purpose
Me: *I M P O S S I B L E.*
Best. Recipe. Ever.
You think you have a hard time knitting or crocheting now....Pass a pattern through that translator machine of yours. 😂
PS - my 18 year old said "jear desus" at school, and someone said "HEY!! That's Brandon Farris!!" She made a new friend!
5:20 "I got tinfoil all over me, woman"
Derpy Siri: "I dont understand"
I lost it when he was having an argument between the celery and then the timer went off and he panicked and took a bite 😂🤣😂🤣😂
This man is just a chaotic Bob Ross
Ageeed
Google translate a craft project. Like how to make slime.
That would be a good one!
YES!!!! 🙌🏻
Yes!!
Elly Jo Wagner take 2 jars of Unicorn Snot and smash together. You just made slime.
YES!!!
"Aluminum foil to protect the skin disease." 😂😂
I am so confused how he doesn't just laugh at himself sometimes. If I were doing that I would have been on the floor dying of laughter. 😂😂
Edit: Jear Desus! 244 likes?
Ash [f] [Loves pineapple milk candy] I bet he’s after done filming he cracks up like there’s no tomorrow
THAT IS A SPOONERISM!!! yay for english lit!
Edit: Spoonerism is a real word my doodes... search it up
Vɪrgo sameeeeee
No 700
Correction. 725 likes.
Also, SAME!😂😂😂
"You're a disgrace to this family!"
" I knowwwww"
I have never laughed harder
I tell my 13 year old daughter she's a disgrace to the family, and she replies, "I knowwwww!" Lmao
“I think I’ll have seconds, said the trash can.” 🤣
Brandon: sneeze's
Nobody:
Brandon: come in
😂😂😂
Siri is gonna 911 because you clearly had a stroke while setting that timer
Lol yeah. One of my favs is: *sturr together suger smooth untill cheese helpes* Brandon: Im waiting on you.
me: * sees the good looking salad on the cover *
me: omg google translate made something this time
* sees the title *
me: _oh boy_
The people that disliked are just mad that they aren’t a good and funny cook.
yeah ik right
Agreed! You can tell he puts a lot of hard work into his videos. Like destroying his house 😂
How to Basic face revealed.
Elbow reveal*
lol
When he brought out those eggs
IF ONLY
*I saved the devil's number-
“if the cake is cool and sweaty.”
- google translate, 2019
Been depressed for ages this is the first time I have laughed and properly belly laughed in ages!! Thank you so much!! 😂😂😂
"Happy to see you too butter" 🤣🤣🤣 it took me a solid second to get that 1:20
6:25 you need to go to that part of the vid this is why
"I think I’ll have seconds,said the trash can" I’m weak😂😂
Transcribe a Bob Ross video and translate it!!!
:(
Bob Ross No sad clouds! Only happy clouds!
Izuku Midoriya that made my day. Today, there are happy clouds!
All the yeses
"remove from the hole"
"it's called an oven google"
Google Translate made something that sounds appetizing. It's less of a cheesecake and more of a casserole.
I lost it when I saw the tinfoil armor
OMG me too. I choked I laughed so hard lol.
My girlfriend and I are still dying ten minutes later. Barely heard the rest of the video.
I’m so excited you started these again! Literally laughing out loud!
"you're a disgrace to this family!"
"...i knoOoOow!"
**smoosh**
“aluminum foil to protect skin disease *comes in frame wearing a suit of aluminum foil*” Brandon i don’t think ur gonna get skin desease 😂
Google translate you doing Gloria's makeup
Yes!!!
YES!!!! 🙌🏻
Yeassss
i NEED to stop watching your videos at 3 am when my whole family is asleep... i laugh wayyyy too hard
No one: what do you do for a living
Brandon: ahhh I’m a baker 🍰
Also Brandon: 5:04
"you understand stood that?"
*But-
*Twice-
Omg....note to self . Dont watch Brandon at work.........your boss will think your crazy for randomly laughing outloud
Omg same 🤣
I have done this so many times 😂
How about you get off your phone at work and do what you're actually payed for
@@NickTQ101 actually I do in home hospice I actually was doing what I was paid for........ I was showing my client videos
Or when your trying to sleep
When you kept getting caught on the drawer pulls. Story of my life, 😅😂🤣
2:16 made me laugh so hard! How he started to stab the egg was literally SO FUNNY
I can’t tell you how many times I watched this and had my stomach hurt from laughter. Each time it gets funnier. Best google translate yet!
#MarkedSafeFromtheHarvest
Did anyone else get a creepy children of the corn vibe from that step?
Wendy Thompson 😂🤣😂🤣
Midwest Gothic lol
Yup lol
Found your channel by chance but now I can't stop watching, you have such a great sense of humor 😂😂
I love watching these cooking videos years later and tell baby Brandon, “You really are going to do great.” ❤️
“Your a disgrace to this family!”
“I know!”
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Is that like it puts the lotion on the skin thing"
There are absolutely no words😂😂😂
6 minutes ago
I hope that's not how he actually bakes...
Edit: I'm at the part where he's obliterating the eggs...
"Eggs obliterate mixed vegetables" How to Basic be like.
I was in a pretty depressed stage ( I don’t wanna talk about it please and thanks) and I found Brandon that really help me in my depressed stage thanks you
This is so underrated the world needs to see this video
I deceased laughing!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Google translates (next)
Slime and DIY bath bombs
When your laughing so hard at 3am that your bed is shaking and you just know you weren't going to be able to fall sleep because you've been laughing to much. Please help me 😂
When he said “happy to see you too butter” I wheezed 😂
"i think ill have seconds.... said the trash can" lmaoo man ur hilarious
This was a good one. Literally laughed out loud a few times. 😂
4:46 “here’s what I found on the web” 😂😂
My son has me addicted to your channel, you are truly the best part of my day, also my kids lol. please don't ever stop posting
Literally greatest video I have ever watched!! Nearly peed myself from laughing
Happy to see u to butter...left handed-right elbowed💀😂 KEEP AIR AWAY FROM BATTER I AM LITERALLY HOLLERIN ON THE FLOOR....GOD I LOVE UR HUMOR... Can u make something from ur harry potter cookbook
Absolutely love this man, one of the funniest and most entertaining people on CZcams, so happy I found his channel
"Do I cover it back up with the potective film? I don't know when the harvest is coming " 😂
4:32 Siri, 20 minutes to cooking is. Haha,
Agglomeration- a mass or collection of things
I've watched so many of these today and it's consisted of a lot of hysterical wheezing
July 15th, 2020. The day I found this channel and series. I haven't laughed this much during the whole pandemic. Thanks man
Eggs obliterate sounds like something How to Basics would do🤣
Google translate everything because I want to watch these kind of videos forever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So funny!!!!!
Pls continue doing this haha
Ive never laughed so hard consistently in a youtube channel. Your channel is probably my 2nd favorite, thank God, ive found out this channel.
This guy is so chaotic, I just cant even xD yet I kept watching more and more of his vids
Watching these videos while pregnant is not the best idea 😂😂😂 kinda made me nauseous
But also now I want an omelet and cheese cake (NOT TOGETHER BRANDON!)
Happy to see you too butter..... Im dying!
You have my entire sense of humor into your content, I'm dying of laughter XD
I am currently binge watching you and I think by the end of watching the google translate videos I’m going to either be unable to breathe or have abs 😂😂 these are gold
Fell down the brandon rabbit hole about 4 hours ago!! He reminds me of a young Ryan Reynolds! Hilarious!
Dude I am laughing so hard I almost peed myself omg 😂😂😂
Google translate assembles IKEA furniture😌
“How could you!”
“Eh, it was pretty easy actually.”
I'd like to see Google translate tell you how to knit from one of your knitting books
Excellent idea!
ohh i am laughing already! great idea
Love that idea
Now this is what I call beautiful content 😂😂😂
agglomeration:
a mass or collection of things; an assemblage.
just FYI 😂
Thank goodness !!! You posted before I left for work I was like where my morning video ??? And here it is 🤗
You should know from experience the cream cheese is lazy, there will be obliterated eggs and Google wants something on your skin. 😂😂😂 LOVE Google translates! Omg this is glorious!!
Ah yes, the classic video that gave me the "20 minutes to the cooking is" running gag that me and my mum often get into every now and then. Love it! I even use it to this day!
Brandon: Eggs obliterate mixed vegtables. *fwooooo* egg landes in bowl*
Brandon you're giving me anxiety.. my OCD is STROOONG right now 😂😂😂😂
I'm a cheesecake baker.. if I knew you'd get it in the right time frame, I'd ship a cheesecake to ya
Traci could you overnight it with dry ice packs?
@@addyprince9153 but they have stated that they won't deliver to a PO Box (that could be wrong though). Does he pick up mail every day?
Traci Dang. I forgot about that lol
Brandon Farris!!! I sent you a couple of pictures of the cheesecakes I just finished this morning
@@addyprince9153 yea I only wish they did. As soon as this video started playing I laughed and now the egg cracking part is playing 😂😂😂😂 OCD galore
I'm bawling...
0:06 Brandon: “i’m reading my script”
all police forces: *HE’S GOT A SCRIPT!*
I lost it when he tried to keep the air away. These videos make me laugh so hard my family frequently asks me what's wrong.
Love the cooking videos 💕 💗. U should do a pizza 🍕 cooking video next but not google translate just ur actual pizza