The neighbours with company over: “oh, that’s the just the neighbour Brandon. He’s a little strange.. I don’t know why he is running a banana over with a car.. tea?”
Cop: "Sir, have you been drinking?" Imbrandonfarris: "No Osifer. I've just been eating bana bread I found on the internet." _banana falls from the roof_ Cop: "Why are pans taped to your oven?" _Imbrandonfarris vomits_
I would love to see the aftermath of one of these movies. Like he comes in to clean and pretends he has no idea where the mess came from: “-looks around the kitchen, eyes wide with horror- what in the dickens happened in here?! Why is there a smashed banana on the wall? What kind of animal lives here?” I don’t know why, but I think that would be hysterical
His cleaner leaves preview pictures on his Facebook supporter group and we all try to guess what happened 🤣😂. There’s like dozens of fan pages on Facebook.
this just came up in my suggestions. i dont know this guy, but this may be the funnest thing ive watched since quarantine started. im actually laughing my ass off. edit: ok stop liking this, this damn comment is everywhere nowadays ugh it’s so dumb and annoying
Killer Kirby You’re trying to catch people in your trap aren’t you? I will delete this reply after I get a response... Unless it’s been 5 days in between. Live or Die. Make Your Choice.
Pineapplerito sorry I took so long to reply no I was just saying. It’s not the nicest way to say it but it’s a quality .fat shaming is when you Insult pepoel for being fat
Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤️❤️❤️
Brandon: runs with full speed towards the oven... “ughhyyoo you have wide hips” Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣 Google translate: put fat eggs in wine glass Brandon: *grabs huge wine glass.. puts fat eggs in it.. smells it* Me: 😂😂🤣 This is why your my favourite. You make me Love all the time ever since I first discovered your channel you have been putting a big smile on my face with every video I watched. Love u ❤️❤️🤣🤣
I feel like it's probably cheaper for him to keep renting his apartment for the rest of his life than it would cost him to pay the repairs and cleaning bills his landlord is going to send him. 🤣🤣
@@heisenberg6680 It's pretty self explanatory.... When you are "renting" an apartment it means paying someone (a landlord) for the right to live there, renting. He's renting the apartment (meaning paying to live there). The joke was that it's probably cheaper at this point for him to continue to pay to live there instead of ending his rental agreement and then having to pay to fix and clean the place. Watch enough of his videos and it will make sense to you why he's never getting his security deposit back and will likely get a LARGE bill instead for damages and cleaning.
I can just imagine with what your neighbors are thinking when you went outside put a banana under you car tire ran it over and brought the banana back inside 🤣
Hey- I know you get a lot of comments and requests, but my daughter, Alicia, is having her 13th birthday on the 27th. You are the first CZcamsr I ever let her watch because you provide good, clean humor and you are clearly a good person. I'm sure you've heard of her already, as she is on a mission to get a comment or a mention from you as you are basically her Idol. Lol! Anyway, she is Alicia Stewart and her birthday is the 27th of June. If you do a video on that day and could mention her, it would seriously make her world. Or even just respond to one of the hundreds of comments she's already made about her birthday. LOL! She's tenacious. Thank you for all you do in bringing joy and laughter to a very sad world right now. :)
I bet he hasn't heard of her yet because if so he would have responded if she asked because he's that nice but maybe he will see this comments and do it...good luck 👍😆😀👍
GamingWith Jessica I’m a part of his supporter group here (the icon is an indicator) and I help moderate his channel. You can find it most easily on a desktop. There’s smaller lives available under the membership tab.
"Alas... This is it!" I laughed so hard! Brandon, you're awesome and your content is awesome! My little sisters quote you all the time and they dragged my grandma into it! Your channel will become a family heirloom of sorts.
i didn't even notice he was showing something to the camera until he said "vampire bite". all I could see was the lack of shirt and the fact that he is secretly fit
Him pouring the whiskey was the equivalent to
"Two shots of vodka * pours the whole bottle in*"
🤣 That's all I was thinking about
u read my mind XD
Roflmao. I’m so glad I’m not alone. 😂 That should be a meme on it’s own.
That's what he was referencing that's why he said 2 fluid ounces
My sister said the exact same thing
This is the most complex google translate bakes... My oven has wide hips too.
I would love to try some of that
I've just seen your comment before watching the vid and I already know it's gonna be good.
Hahahahahaha
You should do google translate makes jello!!!
Suddenly he became HowToBasic at 3:42 - 3:53. If ykyk
Google translate: What is google translate?
*Brandon about to speak*
Also google translate: g i n g e r b o y
Lol
😂
@@shayshaynz8653 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@wickedrizzardofthewest a simple lol would've worked but ok!
I wonder what his neighbors were thinking about when he ran the banana over...
TRUE TRUE
I’m just imagining someone days later finding a rotten smooshed banana in the parking lot
"hey hon?.. he's at it again." *Sips coffee*
@@Tyler-pi1jb I burst out laughing when I read your comment.🤣🤣
I like how the only grammatically correct sentence said “put in a ton of whiskey.”
Same😂
It says a lot about Google translate
Google might be an alcoholic, we shouldn't judge
Gabby Bennett lmao
One shot of vodka *proceeds to pour the whole bottle*
Cop: Excuse me, sir, We got a noise complaint. Going to have to ask you to keep it down.
Brandon: Oh sorry, I was hugging the oven.
(Several days later): Hello, my name is Dr. Grande. May I come in?
.......
Steven universe
brandon: "So this is the only wine glass I got."
later: **shows a normal sized wine glass in the background**
Funny comment sadly your profile ruined it
I bet your toenails are soggy
@@carolineluvssanrio bruh what
@@carolineluvssanrio I have perfectly normal toe nails thank you very much
@@M.R.T.xns. what exactly about their profile ruined it?
“two fluid ounces of whiskey” has the same energy as “two shots of vodka”
thats what i was thinking 🤣
Brandon: "ooohh you got wide hips"
Oven: "ExCuSe mE?!
Theres no replies on here so uh.. you have 1k likes
Hips dont lie😂too hot for you
Dad jokes
@@zeroseventhreezero they prolly know
thats not very pc,he is fat shaming xD
Give a small hand
Brandon is that weird kid in school we all want to be friends with
Defenitly...i'm pretty him
Gacha Glitter but are all scared to talk to him at the same time
Yessir
RedWing couldn’t relate more
@@therealmauriziodangelo is it ironic that he posted a video today that is called "I can't be trusted" 😳
Nobody:
Brandon to his oven: LET ME LOVE YOU
@Carter Capps just no
yEs BuT yEs
brandon x oven
No
@@margaritarojas3316 YES
The neighbours with company over:
“oh, that’s the just the neighbour Brandon. He’s a little strange.. I don’t know why he is running a banana over with a car.. tea?”
Tysm for liking it, keep up the funny content!
Cop: "Sir, have you been drinking?"
Imbrandonfarris: "No Osifer. I've just been eating bana bread I found on the internet."
_banana falls from the roof_
Cop: "Why are pans taped to your oven?"
_Imbrandonfarris vomits_
what have you typed out
Hey the pans are temporary
ᑌᗰᗰᗰᗰᗰᗰ OK?
It’s cuz Brandon said the cops would come, ofc
justanordinaryloser No they are teperaturearily 😁
"This is my only wine glass" immediately has another glass for the computer
That was the computer’s glass
* continues to pull out several more giant glasses*
Maybe it was plastic? And he meant only real one?
i just knew when it said “spoon the dough” that he would actually spoon the dough
I’d like to spoon Brandon...woof!
@@nathanbush6781 umm k lol
@@nathanbush6781 If you spoon Brandon while he's spooning the dough, does that mean you are spooning the dough together?
@@nathanbush6781 kinda gross ngl
Brandon: “Oooooh you got wide hips”
Me: dies laughing in the middle of a zoom meeting where I’m not muted 😂😂
(Has happened to me) 😂
Ooh boy XD
"Back over banana proclaiming alas this is it."
And then he actually does it.
I will never, ever see something funnier than this in my whole life.
Best thing I've seen! 😂
Graystillplays ran over his raycons to prove their durability.
Still laughing at this. Freakin hilarious!
@@AdorableFloof1999 that's not even in the same ballpark of funny idk what you're on about
@@AngelicRamen We can have differing opinions on what is super funny and not, so it's funny to me sorry.
I would love to see the aftermath of one of these movies. Like he comes in to clean and pretends he has no idea where the mess came from:
“-looks around the kitchen, eyes wide with horror- what in the dickens happened in here?! Why is there a smashed banana on the wall? What kind of animal lives here?”
I don’t know why, but I think that would be hysterical
Minty MizFit I kinda choked on a watermelone
Great idea
His cleaner leaves preview pictures on his Facebook supporter group and we all try to guess what happened 🤣😂. There’s like dozens of fan pages on Facebook.
@@LiciaYoung what is this group called please post a link
PikachuPiplup1 it’s from his channel in Facebook, he has a special group there.
Can we just appreciate that he’s puts this stuff in his mouth even if it was on the floor
this just came up in my suggestions. i dont know this guy, but this may be the funnest thing ive watched since quarantine started. im actually laughing my ass off.
edit: ok stop liking this, this damn comment is everywhere nowadays ugh it’s so dumb and annoying
Ohhh yeeaahh 69 likess
SAMEEEEE! this dude is absolutely hilarious!
Hahahaha u should see the one where he does the watermelon and rubberband one ITS SO FUNNY
Lol you are mad that the type of comment you wrote is everywhere..
*what if I laughed to your comment and liked it!!! But you don't want me to like your comment?!?!*
“2020 that’s a rough year”
Me “that’s the biggest understatement of the year!” 😂
So far anyway 😂
Me in June: *Woah, we’re halfway there! WOO-AAH!*
alexander hiatt LIVIN ON A PRAYER
Soo true
I have never seen anyone hug an oven until today. Not just any hug either, a big ol' tackle hug.
4:19 makes me think of that vine about the lady say and just 2 shots of vodka
SAME
Instructions: Be PC
Instructions right after: Fatshaming an egg
Lmao
Its not fat shaming it’s like saying your fit and calling that fit shaming it’s just stating a quelity
Killer Kirby
You’re trying to catch people in your trap aren’t you?
I will delete this reply after I get a response...
Unless it’s been 5 days in between.
Live or Die. Make Your Choice.
:^
I mean Yea-
Pineapplerito sorry I took so long to reply no I was just saying. It’s not the nicest way to say it but it’s a quality .fat shaming is when you Insult pepoel for being fat
imagine being brandon's neighbour and watching him back over a banana while talking to himself
OMFG I'm dead
Alas this is it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
AND recording it
I would have wheezed my longs out of laughter
“Alas! This is it!!” I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve replayed that part, and I lmao every damn time 😂😂😂
I can’t IMAGINE how funny this guy is in real life-
Probably really funny and nice lol
Y'all really out here just ignoring the fact that we all just watched a grown man be a LITTLE SPOON to a bowl of whiskey flavoured bananas
A mega pint of whiskey
Yes
@@thelongestcomment2001 yes!
Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤️❤️❤️
@@galaxy_guardian9050 YES
So nobody is talking about how he said that the big wine glass was the only glass he had but then poured it into a different wine glass
Noticed 🤣😂
I noticed that to
Does it matter at this point
That wasn’t his glass it was the computer’s glass 😌
And are u and the people who responded ever gonna realize it was a joke
3:04 “2020, it’s a rough year.”
You got that right
Brandon: runs with full speed towards the oven... “ughhyyoo you have wide hips”
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣
Google translate: put fat eggs in wine glass
Brandon: *grabs huge wine glass.. puts fat eggs in it.. smells it*
Me: 😂😂🤣
This is why your my favourite. You make me Love all the time ever since I first discovered your channel you have been putting a big smile on my face with every video I watched. Love u ❤️❤️🤣🤣
He runs at the oven at least 3 times in video when he doesn’t need to
🤦♀️🤪
My weird ass: *BRANDON HAS ABS*
*& A TATTOO*
I was gonna say “is no one gonna talk about his abs” 😂
Dang I missed the tattoo as I was so shocked at seeing his abs.😂
You noticed them too? I thought I was just me
@@mister_bill bro same
I thought no one was going to say anything I knew he had a tattoo but I didn’t know he had abs I’m like OK Brandon I see you 👀
Brandon *pulls a giant bottle of whiskey out of his pants*
Me: so. Many. Jokes.
Is that whiskey in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
@lemoncandy r/wooooooshhh
Took the term whiskey dick to a whole new meaning.
Who else just loves it when he says "Shut up"
Just me? Okay..
Me
Brandon reminds me of like a hyper squirrel...or the really weird kid yet everyone wanted him to be their friend and he'd always say yes ☺️
Brandon:*takes off shirt.*
Every appliance in the kitchen: I DiDnT kNoW YoU hAdE AbEs
I’m glad someone else noticed😂
I’m trying to figure out what his tattoo says
@@joselynellis4160 Same!
@@joselynellis4160 I think it says dare we and then another word I can't make out. it looks like dare we dirty?
I think it might say Dare We Dream
Just a warning , when you hit 30, the body slams into ovens and hardwood floors become WAY more painful....
"Ayo can I get some whiskey?"
"Only a shot foo' "
4:05
I cannot watch this without dying of laughter each time, please somebody answer me, why is this man so funny and how did he become this way?
brandon will one day post a video of “how i burnt my house down”
Yup then he will become the nerdy nerd nerd in school
Then he’ll do a demonstration and burn his new house/apartment down.
Its_meh _zoe_ OML YES
Google translate helps me burn the house down!
Kirsty Thomas lmaoo
I swear it’s impossible to drink while watching him.
Why?
@@lincolnpervertproject1776 you'll inhale the drink and choke
@@snail_smoothie2314 Then don't inhale.
@@lincolnpervertproject1776 ah yes thank you
Headless Gorilla you have to from laughing to hard
So, is no one is gonna talk about the fact that he has abs? 😳
I mean holy crap!!!
no. what the heck 😨
Sis i was looking for this comment 😩
Doesn't matter?
@@natroxy656 nah cuz I didnt know and its crazy
4:20 "two shots of vodka"
"Are you a Mac, we're supposed to be PC" was hilarious. Great job
I agree 🤣
I showed this to my sister and she said "he has beautiful skin"
Your sister is a serial killer
Why did I immediately think of that Harry Potter scene, you know the one I'm talkin about
he does
Siri:"what is google translate, ginger boy?"
Brandon:"Ginger boy??"
"The present, thats why they call it a gift"
Me-...ah so you too have been taught by master oogway
4:09
“Two shots of vodka”
Please tell me someone gets this joke....
I do
I love that vid
I get it😂
rip vine
I do xD
*banana falls from ceiling*
"that was already there"
*Eating Hershey’s while he says they aren’t the best*
4:49 when I told you I was dying I was F-ING DYING
Siri: "ginger boy"
Him: "ginger boy?"
Me: "hehehe I feel like he makes her say that all the time"
Xd
@@whotao3341 katsuki bakugou??!?!?
A Al-
Google translate*
I feel like it's probably cheaper for him to keep renting his apartment for the rest of his life than it would cost him to pay the repairs and cleaning bills his landlord is going to send him. 🤣🤣
😂😂💀
This doesn't make any sense. How would he be able to rent his apartment if he has a landlord?
@@heisenberg6680 It's pretty self explanatory....
When you are "renting" an apartment it means paying someone (a landlord) for the right to live there, renting. He's renting the apartment (meaning paying to live there).
The joke was that it's probably cheaper at this point for him to continue to pay to live there instead of ending his rental agreement and then having to pay to fix and clean the place.
Watch enough of his videos and it will make sense to you why he's never getting his security deposit back and will likely get a LARGE bill instead for damages and cleaning.
4:10 Russians (and Bahamian's) with any alcohol and vodka. “Just a shot ok I got u.
3:34 he sounded so confused 😂
Brandon has the unique ability to cram ALOT of clever jokes in short videos
2:10 Can we just take a minute to acknowledge Brandon's abs?!
Stop sexualizing men. This is so sexist and driggering and also lives matter.
Diana McMahon I agree I didn’t expect that my face went from 😂 to 😯
Punkt Punkt she just said that he has abs my dude. how is that sexualizing by complimenting him?
yes
They come from beating butter and bananas.
1:19 Can you see? I'm working over here man, I'm doing stuff i stepped in the bananas again
This is literally my favorite series on all CZcams
I can just imagine with what your neighbors are thinking when you went outside put a banana under you car tire ran it over and brought the banana back inside 🤣
"Sometimes love hurts....kinda looks like a vampire bite...kinda look like a vampire." 😂 This was probably one of the best Google translates ever! 🤣
I can’t even tell what these instructions would be 😂😂 I love this please do a weekly like every Friday you make something else these make my day
I was very surprised that there was actually something normal like “put melted butter and sugar in a large bowl”
Google translate: What is google translate?
*ginger boy*
4:11
“Two shots of vodka”
yes
That first running hug into the stove still makes me scared for you, even after the 5th time watching 😱 I love you....r videos 🥰🥰
I surprised he didn’t say “you’re gonna do great “ to the bread when he put it in the oven
"Alas! This is it!" I never knew how much I needed this until I got it.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Brandon: *runs toward the oven full speed* ugghhoo you have wide hips *unecessary groaning*
Me: And this is why your my fav
4:12 reminded me of the “2 shots of vodka” vine 😂
no one:
brandon: ”Alas! This is it!”
*runs banana over with car*
“Brandon almost gets crushed by an oven abuses bananas and sniffs a bunch of stuff in a wine glass for 7 minutes”
This killed me🤣
The way he hugged the oven has my dying!😂
I swear you rehearse these! 😂
3:42 this is art.
Brandon:" I kinda look like a vampire"
Everyone else: *quietly agrees*
Hey- I know you get a lot of comments and requests, but my daughter, Alicia, is having her 13th birthday on the 27th. You are the first CZcamsr I ever let her watch because you provide good, clean humor and you are clearly a good person. I'm sure you've heard of her already, as she is on a mission to get a comment or a mention from you as you are basically her Idol. Lol! Anyway, she is Alicia Stewart and her birthday is the 27th of June. If you do a video on that day and could mention her, it would seriously make her world. Or even just respond to one of the hundreds of comments she's already made about her birthday. LOL! She's tenacious. Thank you for all you do in bringing joy and laughter to a very sad world right now. :)
Best of luck 💪 dude
He sure will do
I hope he does it, Good luck!
Michelle Stewart fefdesssssso
I bet he hasn't heard of her yet because if so he would have responded if she asked because he's that nice but maybe he will see this comments and do it...good luck 👍😆😀👍
"ALAS! THIS IS IT!" interfered with my breathing.
“2020? Rough year.”
You don’t know how right you are, Brandon.
“Hire a cleaner”??? 😱😱😱 DID YOU FIRE BRIDTA...again? Why...this time? 😂 Love you, Bridta (and Brandon)! 💜💜💜
Noone is ever fired... 🤣😂
Licia Young at least not permanently. 😂😂😂
What is the thing beside your name?
@@LiciaYoung whats the thing beside your name?
GamingWith Jessica I’m a part of his supporter group here (the icon is an indicator) and I help moderate his channel. You can find it most easily on a desktop. There’s smaller lives available under the membership tab.
Bro notified 2 mins ago,
but two dislikes,
they didn’t even watch the whole vid.
S O F T I E they To dumb
They dont have a cool sense of humor like the rest of us who appreciate the hard work brandon puts towards his vids
Probably from the Mac...
Oop
That's what I hate so much. They dislike it before even watching
That 'Ginger Boy' got me dying 😂😂😂
Branden:idk how all these bananas got so bruised
Editing power:shows us everything that branded did to bruis the bananas
Me: IS THAT A BANANA PEEL??!?
Brandon: * spits out bite * that’s a banana peel
LOL 😂😆
"Alas... This is it!" I laughed so hard! Brandon, you're awesome and your content is awesome! My little sisters quote you all the time and they dragged my grandma into it! Your channel will become a family heirloom of sorts.
All the dislikes are people who drank so much of the whisky they couldnt see which button they were pressing
I would love to be his neighbor, hearing the conversations he has with himself😂
"Alas, this is it." Brandon 2020
"Bruised" -Brandon Farris, 2020
0:42
Is that... Is that master oogway?
Was that a MASTER OOGWAY quote???
I love it that whenever it's midnight and I get hungry I watch one of these and don't want to eat for the rest of my life.
Let’s be honest, no one was looking at the vampire bite Brandon 😋
i didn't even notice he was showing something to the camera until he said "vampire bite". all I could see was the lack of shirt and the fact that he is secretly fit
Seriously!!! 😳😳😳
Though it is kind of special since there is a birthmark in my neck that sort of looks like a vampire bit me...
I was so distracted I didn’t even know he was talking about a vampire bite until I read this comment lol
@@quoofle he was talking about it but I didn't see it.
I feel like calling the egg "fat" wasn't very PC of you.
the effort put into these videos is immaculate 🤣
I quote, " I stepped in the bananas again." Way too much
The fact that he ran at the oven made me die lmao. He almost even tipped the oven - exited by Sara Bartoli
This man is the Bobby Duke Arts of the cooking world
He also does 5 minute crafts 👍
I give this man so much props for committing to the bit. There has to be so much cleanup after this.
“Good question. Average insult.”
-Brandon Farris
"Google Translate shaves my beard" I'm waiting for this
“ I had no idea how they got so bruised “ me when ever I wake up with bruises
I randomly get bruised and spend days trying to figure out what I did. Walls, floors, doors and chairs hate me. Then add dog nails.
I mean, I know where SOME of my bruises came from?