r/Bestof "I Got a Girl Pregnant by Kissing Her"
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- čas přidán 24. 07. 2024
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0:00 Intro
0:09 Not the father
6:11 Comment story
6:49 Clumsy faker
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Kay was ONE HUNDRED PERCENT a victim of abuse and I'm glad that she got herself out of that situation.
And personally I want to know what the hell is Sarah's deal with all this? Trying to intercept op, pointed battered wife jokes, a joint letter by her and Andrew? Is she sleeping with him? Have an unrequited love? Just a sick b***h who thinks the abuse is funny? Seriously, something is up with her because she's literally enabling him and helping to gas light the girlfriend
How do you accidentally spill an ashtray on someones head?
@@lekiscoolyou dont.
@@zerophantomyt433well I've accidentally spilled on someone because I was walking and they were getting up right under me and bped what I was holding however like R/slash I am very clumsy and I've gotten good at catching things so they don't spill all that much, it's possible that one was an accident but given everything else I have no doubt in my mind that it wasn't. He was intending to humiliate, upset, and hurt Kay and that's horrible.
Not only that, but Sarah was in on it
Kay said that he had become controlling. The dress he ruined, he didn’t want her to wear it. The shoes, he didn’t like them. And he and Sara are obviously together. It is crazy. So glad someone spoke to her!
I cant understand why he would wanna just straight up burn her with scalding hot coffee except to straight up abuse her
@@vortexriver1071Same. He wasn't clumsy, he was controlling & abusive from what I can tell.
Honestly that video with rslash pretending to fall when his daughter makes contact with him whilst on the swing only to actually trip and fall was not only funny but also so cute and wholesome.
Videos about p-words are not cute in my opinion.
@@maagi1what do you mean. Its a dad and a daughter on a swingset.
@@charliet627 I mean rSlash and 17 years old boy who he asked adult video from.
its not his daughter was actually kicking him and its insulting to discount his suffering ☹/s
@@maagi1 do you have any proof of such alligations? I would love to see it.
I love that your wife immediately stopped recording when she saw you down. I always cringe when people keep videoing after a loved one gets hurt
Honestly the video of R/ playing with his daughter and actually falling was adorable.
It was cute
15:34 for the timestamp
I’ll admit I bust out laughing
I wanted to hear Lily laughing because you know she’s having a blast with her daddy!!
The way he falls to is just too funny. He spun and got his foot caught on his other foot and flew a good couple feet away from it
Andrew’s story is very disturbing to be honest. The fact that there was joking between Andrew and Sarah about the ‘battered wife’ is really the most concerning part. They in co-hoots?
It’s sound like it
My guess is they are both into hurting people.
He was probably trying to get her to end things to be with Sarah. Still they are both disgusting people.
Cahoots, yes. In a twisted way.
Sarah was really really sus in this whole thing. She was basically lying about who said what to everyone and then all of a sudden the letter to Kay was from both Andrew and Sarah, which is so weird.
As a 43 year old gal who still gets all of her warm fuzzies remembering my dad pushing me on the swings at the park, let me say, “You da MAN, Dabney!” Your daughter will love remembering those special times with you for her whole life. Bravo!
And take heart about the clumsiness. My Cal civil engineer valedictorian + Stanford business honors grad dad is also clumsy. (I inherited it, too. 😂) He’s living proof that clumsiness and every kind of success are NOT mutually exclusive, and so are you.
Andrew and Sarah wanted to create a relationship w Kay w an abusive power dynamic where those sadists could physically, mentally, and emotionally abuse and manipulate her for their own enjoyment. The way they talked about her friends in the letter was an attempt to isolate her, and it being in both of their perspectives and how “they were happy” and talk of outside influences was another attempt at emotional manipulation.
They’re monsters
I also can't help but wonder if they're in some kind of cult set up. "Outside influences" pretending everyone else's concerns are because they're crazy... Stuff like that. Suspicious to me
Weird cult behavior 101. Attempt to isolate you from friends and family until they can get you in a position where you can’t reach out even if you try.
Sarah sucks she had nothing done to her she just cut contotact because she didn't have power over them
This. I came to say something similar, but you beat me to it
😢
I feel sorry for Kevin... despite his stupidity, he sounds like a legitimately good person.
Stupidity is so much more tolerable when it doesn't come from or lead to malice.
It was so stupid that it was so sad
yeah these are always people who have a great heart, but are just dumb as balls.
Essentially, they're like Paladins whose dump-stat is Int ^^
Wait a minute…… didn’t Rslash read the Kevin story before it sounds familiar.
Like they said himbo
They may be a little dumb but they always have a good heart
Like Fred from Scooby Doo
Story 2: You ever notice when something starts to become deliberate and targeting someone? Like, Andrew appears to get a kick out of ruining some of Kay's favorite stuff, which is a major red flag, and disguises it by being "clumsy." I'm glad that OP stopped Andrew from bringing the tea, that could've seriously gone bad.
As for Sarah, sounds like she has something against Kay because she is clearly on Andrew's side, and when the friend group turns against them, she plays the victim and makes gross comments towards the others.
Everyone is better off without those two. Andrew can go scald himself
It's kinda sad, but the bit where rSlash sort-of skips over the last update section that talks about the therapist, that is one of the MOST relevant bits of the story. If you freeze it and read the text, it says that Andrew had very specific tastes in clothing on women and would subtly bully Kay in private about her choices, only to gaslight her by claiming he was 'trying to be funny' whenever she asked him to stop. Even she thinks it was intentional and aimed to make her dress the way HE wanted her to.
With that context, it is absolutely certain to me that he was actively destroying the outfit choices he didn't like and covering himself by pretending it was clumsiness. Some of the times when he didn't actively destroy clothing (like the ashtray over her head or him spilling things that could be cleaned out) were likely to hide the intent behind the other times.
Sarah probably has thing for Andrew or gets a kick out of it like (yeah keep pushing her spill the hot tea she’ll be find)… not 😮😢
@Eppon6 Yep, in particular, Kay's curly, afro-textured hair. When he spilled the ash tray on her, she was wearing her hair in its natural curls, while Andrew preferred her to have a blow out.
Tbh it sounds like Sarah wanted him and they probably had something behind Kay’s back and Kay was unfortunately getting humiliated by Andrew for the sake of Sarah. Reaching theory, sure, but it’s just so odd all together and the way he humiliated Kay is very “Mean girl” behavior that I can only assume could come from another woman’s involvement
Especially when it came to how fast Sarah was to defend him, and also talk a bunch of shit on her so called friends
Hey Dabney! A word to you and others that are clumsy, I used to be the least clumsy person ever! Then my father kept getting upset with me to not look down when I walk, and I immediately turned into the most clumsy, accident prone person, to the point of being barely called human at that point. Broke my ankle down a flight of stairs at school. Tripped over the entrance to an elevator at the mall and got my shoe string stuck in door and nearly lost my leg Final Destination style. WALKED into a LAKE because the small section was the same color as the walkway... After that I just had to stop. Just look down when you walk if it helps lol.
The elderly are more prone to falling due to looking down. It is a strange phenomenon.
@@kg5626vertigo maybe? I hear some people get it with age.
I'm the same. I trip a lot when I'm not looking down
Why would your dad get upset with you for not looking down when you walk? Don't try to fix what isn't broken
1. I dropped a 16 pound bowling ball on my foot and broke my big toe. 2. I tried to beat my kids in a foot race and fell and separated my shoulder. 3. I tried to loosen a lug nut while changing a tire and gave myself a black eye. There's others, but you get the point. I can't remember EVEN ONE incident where I hurt somebody else with my clumsiness.
I'm 100% sure the last guy was faking being clumsy to his ex to get her to break up with him and get with the other girl. The fact they're already together after the breakup is telling, he was probably already cheating but didn't want to break it off himself.
Could be... but when someone suddenly becomes "clumsy" it's often them trying to hide a medical issue, like Parkinson or something going on with their vision.
Yeah, because 'What if his current girlfriend doesn't take the break-up well?'. Yeah, I don't get why these people never had the guts to just simply tell them they're not happy with the relationship and they want to end it instead of creating this set-up just to make them want to break up with them or they have a reason or end the relationship.
I like the way Slashy shortens "Bestofredditorupdates" to just "Best of" so whenever you see a title it's like: "r/BestofIGotaGirlPregnantbyKissingHer," and the knee-jerk reaction is "Wait... there's an _entire_ subreddit for this? How often does it happen?" There should be a lot more Antichrists if there are this many immaculate conceptions.
LMAO this comment is amazing
Slashy is a great name
This comment has action, drama, humour, suspense, it was a rollercoaster I didn't know I needed.
I don't remember if the story was debunked or not, but I did hear a story where somebody became pregnant via oral, but the way the story was written, the odds it would happen was so out there as to be nearly impossible, the claim was that for this particular patient there was a hole in the stomach which led into the abdominal cavity, and another hole into the uterus, and somehow one lonely sperm managed to find its way. depending on my source of the information, I want to say that it was probably debunked in the end, and likely turned out that the doctors were reaching for straws as to how it could have happened, and the truth at the end might have been a secret affair... mysource was probably a Brain Blaze video, and anyone who's ever watched Simon Whistler will know that he goes off on tangents trying to guess what happens later in the story (that somebody else has written for him to cold-read) before he gets to it, which is why I can't remember if these options were just his guesses along the way or how it actually ended up with a surprise ending of it being true. either way his videos are entertaining so at least you will have fun the searching through Brain Blaze videos trying to find this one to see how it actually ended
Story 2: I’m glad OP decided to step in and help Kay cause after hearing how “clumsy” Andrew was towards her only alarm bells went off. I believe that he was testing the waters on how much he could abuse Kay and pass it off as an accident or him being clumsy. Andrew and Sarah are sick and I hope the rest of the friend group was informed of what happened and is going on.
I said that!!! I think after few more years heck maybe after they got married the real abuse would start (hitting kicking) where she would be too scared to leave or he would blame on his “clumsiness” eye roll 🙄
Sarah is for sure a disgusting Pick Me no doubt, some of them do in fact go so far as condone abuse and even rape.
Abusers don't come out the gate swinging it always starts small till they feel they have conditioned you to their behavior and then the real abuse comes out... He legit wanted to hurt her for not obeying him IN FRONT OF THEIR FRIENDS without getting called out as the abuser he really is... Imagine how bad it would have gotten behind closed doors if he was bold enough to hurt her in front of everyone already...
@@cupcakeadventures8770 oopsie daisy!!! my fist just so HAPPENED to fall with extreme force into her face multiple times!!! oh im sorry! i fell and pushed her head into a brick wall!!! teehee- its just my clumsiness hahaha isnt that funny!!! hahah!!!🥺👉👈
The Andrew/Kay situation was genuinely scary. Imagine getting hot tea spilled all over you out of nowhere. Man some ppl are psychotic and the ppl they take advantage of generally don’t see it the way ppl on the outside see it. However, Kay seems to have been more aware and it seems like her good nature kept her from accepting that he was abusive.
Andrew was NOT psychotic. He was a violent abuser. Possibly psychopathic, since he believed that he was fooling his victim and witnesses, viewing all with contempt.
I can imagine because I have done it to myself. I was carrying hot tea for my self to drink and I spilt it on my hand. Luckily I have dishwasher hands so I don’t burn easily but ya, ow still
I'm also a very clumsy person, just two nights ago I tripped and fell off my porch and scraped my knees pretty bad. But I honestly can't recall a single time that my clumsiness got someone else hurt. Andrew was 100% being abusive and trying to cover it up and I'm so glad OP got her friend out of that situation.
ya. i literally go out of my way to have my clumsiness only affect myself
Honestly, the only way you can hurt someone when being clumsy is either you grabbing onto them while going down or carrying a piping hot beverage. Although really clumsy people tend to avoid carrying that and ask someone else to do it (at least I do it like that).
I was apprenticing as a videographer. I tripped while carrying a very expensive camera. I managed to twist around and put my body between the camera and the ground. Nothing hurt but my pride, fortunately. I've fallen several times after stepping on the cat (her fault TBH) and immediately throwing my weight off her.
2nd story: wouldn't be surprised if Andrew was cheating on Kay with Sarah.
Definitely seems that way
I imagine if Andrew and Sarah get together, a few years from now Sarah will be totally fed up with Andrew's "clumsiness" or "pranks"
It's not cheating, he just fell on her. Over and over again.
I loved that video of you and your daughter! Precious memories! Also loved 2 things about this: 1. She's so big now! 2. Im glad that her hat covered her whole head to protect her from the cold, but also protecting from showcasing her face from the camera and angle of it. And this looks like it was taken anytime last winter.
as much as the second story is disturbing you're such a nice dad to pretend your child kicks hurt you, even if you end up falling for real
He tripped over a plank that was a fair bit away from his kid. Momentum said he taunted gravity too much so he had to fall😂
That video of rslash pretending to get knocked over and then proceeding to faceplant brings me a joy I cannot describe 💀
He tripped over a plank that was a fair bit away from his kid from him being dramatic from fake falling by accident. Momentum said he taunted gravity too much so he had to fall for real😂😂
I think the first story is probably the closest we'll get to rslash bringing back r/talesaboutkevin.
He did one a few months ago no?
@@whateverchannel5344 He read the same story twice
And it’s a Storiesaboutkevin he’s already covered
Clumsiness is a concerning trait. It can be dangerous if not managed and I'd be worried regardless of if it's intentional or not.
I'm a little aloof, not full-blown clumsy, but I became hyper aware of it after having kids and shaped up as many safety concerns as I could to prevent any serious accidents. I have always been a little irked by people who excuse accidents away as clumsiness without doing anything else about it.
Good on you for always being safe Dabney!
I feel bad for Kevin, and so thankful Kay got out of her abusive relationship. And that video was so adorable and funny. You already know this, but you are such a great dad, Dabney.
Honestly that video just looked like your kid has finally gained their psychic powers.
I am so glad Kay has OP because dang, that was strange and dangerous. We all need a friend like OP and I hope everyone finds theirs.
Me too, Dabney. I've been clumsy my whole life (45f) and the vast majority of the incidents resulted in me hurting only myself. Only a handful of times have I hurt someone else and they were all minor things that could be laughed off like bonking my head into my husband's or scratching my kids when I'm reaching to pet or hug them. I take extra precautions to make sure I don't accidentally hurt anyone else. I wear slippers everywhere too, extra careful in the kitchen, etc.
Where as my clumsiness has caused me to fracture both of my wrists and ankles multiple times, fractured my tailbone from falling down stairs, fractured my elbow playing laser tag and tripping over tree roots, falling on my knees - which were already bad, bloody noses, scar over my eye from getting pulled into weight lifting equipment by a friend when I wasn't looking at where I was going, the list goes on.
There's no way he was hurting her and ruining her stuff that frequently "on accident". No way.
15:34 that golden moment of rslash getting destroyed by his child 😂
It just tells you when you're clumsy don't taunt gravity it will win in the end.😂
I'm sorry to laugh at your expense of your clumsiness Rslash, but you just tell it in a humerous way that I can't help but laugh a little. As someone that is slightly accident prone myself, I can relate. I also safeguard myself and my surroundings due to previous mishaps.
im super clumsy as well and cant hold more than one drink at once unless i move suuuuuuper slow, so when someone comes over to take their drink or hold it the rest of the way i am SO THANKFUL- getting mad when someones helping you to NOT hurt someone youve already hurt multiple times shows at the very least a willingness to hurt
Story 2, this is a very good example of a narcissist abuse tactic called triangulation. I don't know if you've heard it before, RSlash, but when you read the definition, the crazy that Sara is pulling will make a LOT more sense
What’s so scary about the last story was Op intervened the moment Andrew was going to escalate his ‘clumsy’ behavior. If she hadn’t been paying attention or backed down in any way, Kay could have been seriously injured depending on how hot that cup was. There was no doubt in my mind that Andrew was going to spill that cup of tea on her, and he was going to keep escalating the abuse from there until it landed Kay in the hospital.
Andrew and Sarah are frightening. I am so glad OP helped Kay get away.
First story: only real fans of Rslash will remember the first time he said the story from r/talesofkevin.
It is still as good when he first said the story
Also hearing Rslash being clumsy is funny, sorry man but it was.
THANK YOU i was thinking wait, i know this story aboit this kevin. I am not crazy 😂
How long ago was that video, I can’t remember lol
@@noxiouschocolate9644 2 years ago, look up Rslash eating glass (not that Rslash is eating glass but it’s Kevin) and his story will be in the video.
Came here for this
Yep, I was like “didn’t he do this one??”
Story 1: I love how ex is trying to call him a deadbeat as if everyone just this stupid . But seriously I kind of don't believe this story, no one can be this stupid, fight?
edit to add (comment section): so there are people out here who actually believe you can get pregnant by oral sex? If this isn't enough reason to justify sex-ed I don't know what is. And of course the teacher must follow a completed lesson plan with no exceptions.
Unfortunately I know people who are this stupid, and sometimes it’s not really stupidity, it’s just the result of an abstinence only education system
Yeah, when people don't teach their kids about it OR they don't have appropriate sex education at school, it's kind of hard to expect them to know all these things if they don't actively search for that info lol
Judging by his vows of celibacy and the weird things lies I've heard religious fundamentalists tell their children will impregnate them (kissing, holding hands, literay any ordinary contact). I'm guessing there is a faith component involved.
There's this phenomenon that I hate, but sadly it's a regular part of linguistics.
Essentially, you could call it "connotation shift". A word that means one thing slowly moves to mean adjacent things, until at some point, you end up with a word that used to mean "a bundle of sticks" and now means "insult for a gay man".
So, when she said "deadbeat", she meant it more as "ex I don't like".
I didn't take it and even I'm not this dumb
That is the cutest dad video. I know it was to show your clumsiness, but that's one you can laugh with your daughter about when she's even slightly older.
Kay's story made me tear up. I feel so, so bad that she was dealing with that anxiety and doubts by herself, not wanting to reach out to anyone because she thought she might be overreacting. I'm so glad that OP is such an amazing friend and was keeping an eye out for her friend. Thankfully Kay got away without further or more serious injury. Who knows what other evil shit Andrew and Sarah had planned for Kay... and it makes me think these "accidents" would have gotten worse and worse, causing more bodily injuries and even end up in hospitalization. I firmly believe Andrew was fully prepared to spill the hot tea on Kay. That's why he got mad when OP took the cup from him. And if he's willing to cause 1st or 2nd degree burns on Kay, who knows what else he is capable of. I hope Sarah learns her lesson with him, because she is an enabler and I also firmly believe she was in on it too. Karma will be a bitch to her. At least, I fully hope so.
Oh wow, your daughter has gotten so big! It feels like yesterday that you announced you're having a girl
rslash getting obliterated by his child is amazing
I've had a terrible week! Seeing a happy dad enjoying time with their kid so much, that they actually fall over, has brightened my day considerably. I'm sorry for the public embarrassment Dabney, but thank you for sharing! 😂
the last story is pretty obvious. Andrew lost interest in the relationship but knew he would be cut from the group if he broke up with Kay. So he started treating her poorly so she would be the one who breaks up the relationship and gets viewed as the bad person for dumping a guy over being clumsy. Also, given the way Sarah and Andrew acted, they have a hidden relationship going on.
You’re giving them too much credit. Remember, after a discussion regarding his clumsiness affecting Kay, they made jokes about abuse, and Kay being a “battered wife,” but more specifically “how crazy it would be to think that abuse was intentional.”
They’s no other motive I can see for saying those things at that moment if the goal isn’t to isolate Kay for further abuse. Because how crazy could it really be to come to that conclusion, when they did first? Remember, they said all that before anyone suggested he was doing it intentionally.
First story: We really need better sex ed in this country (the US)
Preach
Or..... just better education in general? The US doesn't exactly have a great global reputation on that....
@@WifeMamaArtist right, but our sex Ed is abismal. Most places teach abstinence-only and don’t actually teach how sex works or how birth control works, leading to high teen pregnancy rates
What are you talking about? We’re the United States! We’re number one in the world with healthcare and education! We’re the best!
-actual propaganda I heard growing up in the US, listening to my dad’s morning talk radio programs
Seeing how many people explained it to him, among all the other things he didn't quite understand, I don't think a lack of education is the issue for this tale.
*First OP:* I'm glad Kevin dodged that bullet, but I _do_ feel bad for the baby. Best of luck to both. Kevin seems like a harmless dude; just a bit dense.
*Second OP:* As some of the reddit comments pointed out, OP is the true "fixer" in the group instead of Sarah. In fact, everyone in the group sans Sarah have been amazing toward Kay. As for Sarah and Andrew, they deserve each other.
I remember the bruise you showed on the other channel! That looked painful. I'm not _as_ clumsy as you, but I agree that being clumsy sucks.
Side note, even with the coat, it looks like you lost some weight. I remember you mentioned trying to lose weight, so good job!
As for story 1, same here. Kevin's ex-girlfriend needs to do the right thing by that poor kid by giving her to a loving family, because she's not ready to be a mother; financially or emotionally.
A friend of mine was permanently scarred because their mom fell because they didn't unplug the crockpot. Spilling near boiling soup on her arm from the neck down. So your very rational fear of clumsiness around the stove is warranted.
I was around 14 when this incident happened.
I was walking into the living room, but at the time, I was experiencing blackout spells due to an undiagnosed iron deficiency.
I suddenly blacked out and the next thing I knew, I found myself leaning against a broken coffee table.
My mom was understandably worried because hot coffee had spilled all over my back, causing burns.
Thankfully, there are no lasting scars, and the burns weren't too severe.
I think either one of two things is up here: 1. he may have accidentally hurt her once, saw she just took it, and found some satisfaction from it OR 2. He is abusive and has always been.
Kevin’s are either nightmares or endearing
Hearing r/slash admitting he's a cluts sounded so fun and adorable ❤
Story 1, there is a story where this did happen, sort of. Biological female though born without (or at least closed) vagina. Couple was caught in the act, woman's jealous ex stabbed her in the abdomen, and the sperm crossed over through the injury. She became pregnant. Story screams of urban legend, but it's documented in medical literature. So either it happened or the standards to get into medical literature weren't that high in the 80s.
Story 1: Man, this feels like a comedy episode with the backstory about Kevin. How some people are still alive with this comedic idiocy is pretty crazy
Honestly reminds me of mentally challenged people in small towns. Alot of small town schools will look the other way so they don't have to help the disabled person.
Last story. He's trying to disguise physical abuse as clumsiness. As someone who is dealing with neuropathy from chemo (pins and needles in my legs 🦵), this pisses me off. Good for OP.
Wouldn't be surprised if Sarah and Andrew were also sleeping together. Thank goodness OP noticed and validated Kay and got her somewhere safe.
I think Sarah and Andrew were looking for a victim to abuse, and Kay dodged a major bullet. Think Ian Brady and Myra Hindley!!!
I'm usually the first one to spout, "Have no sympathy for the stupid," but so many times I found myself saying, "Oh Kevin, honey no..."
The third story is just so weird. I as another clumsy person also implement a bunch of safeguard just to make sure that i don't inconvenient someone else so i wholeheartedly agree with Rslash on it takes one to know one
Can we just understand how awesome a human and parent Dabney is, please? Thank you.❤
Dabney, that video is adorable. your daughter is gonna think she's a badass, and really strong, and she's gonna be right. all these reddit stories might make you pessimistic sometimes, but you learn so much from them as well, and every single story with your child and your wife in them, you really give off wonderful dad vibes. your wife and your daughter are so lucky to have a wonderful human like you. If for any reason you ever leave youtube, keep in mind how cherished you are as a human being, and without a doubt, you help all of us by sharing these various stories, be it reddit or irl.
I’ve been super clumsy all my life and you’re right, it’s not fun or funny!! It’s extremely frustrating. I have random bruises all the time and I genuinely don’t know where they come from.
Yay rslash is on normal time today!!!
I thought I was the only one that noticed. Lol I was a little worried about him.
Lol i was a wondering if maybe there was a time change where he’s at
And we won’t care why because he is human like us
The 5 minutes about you being clumsy was a little much.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed 😂😂
The Kay story as terrifying! I’m so glad she was able to get out safe!!
But I must say, the video of RSlash playing with baby Lily is SO ADORABLE!!!
When I was a child, my best friend was always covered in bruises because she was soooo clumsy! I'd constantly see her trip, fall and bump into things. The grown ups used to say, "She's been in the wars again!"
First Story: Kevin here is um...interesting. I’m surprised him streaking was what got him expelled. I would expect bringing a random LIVE snake to biology class would do the trick.
Update 1: Poor Kevin, he has no idea how sexual reproduction works lmao. He really thinks that he got his girlfriend pregnant by her swallowing his sperm. Also, doesn’t celibacy include oral sex?
Update 2: Damn I feel for Kevin dealing with a trashy woman who wants to make up lies. I think this woman is just as stupid as Kevin because how could he be the father if he is still a virgin? Also, the ending of him trying to get jammed toast out of the toaster with a butter knife was just pure hilarious
Comment: This is why some people should pay attention in class. Thats not how pregnancies work
Second Story: First time sure I’d see it as an accident, second time I’d get a little suspecious, third time I’d get really suspicuous but after that, then its clearly intentional. The fact that these "accidents" are only happening to Kay and the fact he was sooo insistent on bringing the piping hot tea to her himself leaves me to believe he fully intended to dump that tea onto her and try to excuse it as an accident. Andrew is being abusive and trying to hide it under the guise of clumsiness
Update 1: OP wasn’t trying to baby him, she was trying to stop him from further abusing his girlfriend. This further makes me believe that he is simply being abusive but is covering it up under the guise of it being accidental and clumsiness
Update 2: Crazy how Kay even picked up on this behavior and noticed she was always the target for these "accidents". Also, the fact that Andrew and Sarah joked about this and basically gaslit Kay into thinking she was crazy to think these "accidents" was on purpose speaks volumes on the type of people they both are. I’m glad Kay is getting rid of this abusive prick
Update 3: Whaaaaat? Both Sarah and Andrew's perspective? Why is Sarah this involved when its suppose to be between Kay and Andrew? These two are weird
Regarding celibacy and oral, I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin was one of those people who think only missionary counts as sex and so you can do anything else and still be celibate...
Sarah was either cheating with andrew, or wanted to cheat with him. Basically, she’s a snake
@@realrealwarpethas to be the case because there is no way in hell she thinks these were all accidents
@@eeriecode1628lmaoo
Also, from story one, I'm noticing a pattern with Kevin where he seems to believe in things based on what he sees from movies and TV shows like the Greek mythology PowerPoint bit and the Thomas Jefferson bit. So, with this is mind, I actually think Kevin got the 'kissing to get her pregnant' belief from anime shows that has scenes involving a girl naively thinking she's gotten pregnant from a kiss from her boyfriend, like I remember this was in episode 9 of the anime, Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry when Ikki and Stella become lost in the middle of the forest. Yeah, a guy who believes in things based on movies and TV shows, even though most of those are just pop culture mainstream depictions for Hollywood entertainment and not really accurate to how they really were.
Honestly idk how much of a trash person you need to be to claim a person you never slept with is the father of your child…and then post about how much of a deadbeat he is…
Man i do feel bad for that dude, i hope Kevin is ok.
Dabney, you might consider talking to your doctor about a condition called "dyspraxia", which can manifest as "chronic clumsiness" and go undiagnosed. There is stuff you can do for it, Daniel Radcliff has it and he still is able to do Broadway-level song/dance moves. It might be worth looking into and getting it treated (if that's what's going on) can greatly reduce your injury rate.
Yesterday at noon, I literally fell down and BROKE MY LEG! Being clumsy is nearly never a group activity.
Just what I needed for what has to be a truly stressful day. Packing for a new job has me climbing the walls and rslash is just what I need to relax.
Good luck you got this GOD bless
@@cupcakeadventures8770 Thank you!
Story 2: Even if you do just clumsily hurt someone, to do it so often to one specific person is so impossible that he's doing it on purpose. I don't know what this douchebag said to the other "friends" to make them believe K is avillain in this but if they really think that then I say good riddance. I wouldn't want to be around someone I makes jokes about their friend being abused anyway.
Pot handles: I work on a burn unit in the hospital. BELIEVE ME when I say that EVERYONE should turn those handles toward the back of the stove, even if there are no kids in the house. Scald and grease burns are WAY too common.
Clumsy gal here. I have a neurological problem that causes some serious inertia upon waking. Like...I've taken many a tumble down stairs if I attempted them too soon after waking. before my diagnosis. When my kids were newborns and nursing, my husband would get up to bring them to me and put them back just so we didn't risk me falling while holding babies. When you're clumsy and care about people you put in safeguards to make sure you don't accidentally hurt them.
I can excuse Kevin for the pregnancy one since this happens if the parents don't teach their children.
And that kids had to rely on TV shows and movies to teach them about the world rather than learn the fact from reliable sources, which this is a pattern I'm noticing with Kevin.
Story 2: ohhhh heck no…that due was willingly hurting his girlfriend for some sick reason…he’s far more than “clumsy” or dangerous. He’s potentially psychotic. He’s got some weird agenda
Edit after OP talked to his friend: HOLY COW!!!! THAT GIRL NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP AND POSSIBLY THAT FRIEND GROUP!!! Op isn’t the issue but Kay needs to get out of that friend group (specifically from the “fixer friend” Sarah because those two sound like they belong together in the worst way…which confirms THEY WERE LIKELY CHEATING!!!)
If cheating is the worst they are doing thank, God because I can imagine them buying lots of zip ties, rolls of plastic and jumper cables.
@@36ydna the fact they jokes about Kay being “a battered wife” with no issue also makes me think she’s in on it
As a fellow clumsy person, this raised many red flags for me... When I accidentally fall (weak ankles), I try to avoid others because I don't want to bring anyone down with me even if it means saving myself... In fact, when my older kids were still young we were at a family easter event and I was walking around holding my youngest in one arm and my eldest's hand was in the other... When my ankle gave out I had no way to stop the fall and I brought both kids down to the ground with me causing the oldest scrapped knees and the youngest a bloody lip... I felt like the worst mother because of this and after I would take so many actions to ensure I NEVER did that again! In fact, I was walking home from my kid's school with them just last week and I began to fall and the only thing I could do was aim for the grass as I was going down.
Andrew was so obviously doing this as a way to "punish her" without being called an abuser. Most abusers do this, they start out small, a "little shove" here, a "joking punch" there, and before you know it is a full abusive relationship where they have conditioned you to think "It's just an accident" or "you caused this"! No abuser comes out the gates swinging they all seem "nice" till they have conditioned you to just deal with their behavior. Sarah obviously likes Andrew till the same starts happening to her! That is why she downplays his "clumsiness" because she wants him but once he starts doing this to her she will have no one to turn to because of how awful she was to her abused friend even joking at her expense. Well, both these terrible people can go off and have each other.
As a fellow clumsy person I agree with everything Rslash said. I have bruised my hips so many times by running into door knobs that I actually reflexively move away from door knobs even when I’m not the person opening the door. 😂
Your kid got quite a kick. What a wholesome video
That video of you tripping is hilarious and i hope you didn't get hurt much by it! Its awesome to see these moments and to hear you utilize them to prove your point effectively and concisely. Love these videos :D
Edit : Spelling errors - turns out I'm awful at typing on mobile
As someone who is equally clumsy, resulting in two broken bones throughout my life and many many bruises and sprained ankles, 100% agree with rslash. You learn lots of ways to catch yourself and minimize damage and if its legit you really end up doing your best to not hurt others and yourself.
When there was so much left of the video and the story ended, I was expecting reeeeeally bad stalkerish updates incoming, I am so glad it turned out to be wholesome rslash story time.
I 100% can relate to the clumsy thing. I'm a danger to myself. MYSELF
Story 2: wow who needs enemies with friends like that. Yeah Sarah and Andrew was planning these "clumsy" accidents, hell they could've been having an affair and decided to be buttholes to Kay for no reason.
As a clumsy person myself, I got reminded of something I always tell my friends after I trip: "it's not a normal day for me of I don't hit something".
But like, the most that ever happened to other people because of my clumsiness was accidentally bumping into them a couple of times.
I'd never spill something on someone, not even by accident, let alone scolding hot liquid!!! That guy from Story 2 is insane.
I am also clumsy, I hit myself with furniture regularly and bruise easily. That’s why I’m super careful while going down the stairs. But I’m the only one that gets hurt. The most I’ve done to other people is bump into them because I’m walking fast and didn’t figure out the space correctly. So I also think that guy was “lowkey” abusing her, or just testing the waters. So when he does hurt her intentionally people would think “oh he’s clumsy, it was an accident”. I’m glad she left him!
I havent seen the video but i already think the title is a result of the US educational system.
Stay safe RSlash and we need more face plant bloopers.
That video of you and Lily is so adorable, I can't believe I've been in this community so long that I remember seeing her birth announcement and now she's this big already!
As someone who's also extremely clumsy, to the point where my family kept an "injury calendar" for me and threatened to put me in a bubble, I have NEVER wound up hurting someone more than myself. If someone offers to help me with tasks, I'm super grateful. Especially to ppl who just want to ensure my safety. I dread the thought that i could get someone injured and can't imagine someone anyone like that would be even remotely upset that someone was just trying to help.
Haha clumsy rslash is very relatable. I'm only clumsy when I'm tired but just so happens after having a kid I have been tired, even three many years later haha. I have cut myself several times by accident cooking etc so I don't use big knifes anymore and that stopped it. Bump my toes so I use Crocs and that solved it. I get you haha
Rslash your daughter is so cute and omg her being bundled up is so adorable! And you’re such a caring father to always be looking out for your daughter’s safety ❤❤❤
1:51 "Kevin thought ISIS was a country in North Korea"
The Geography Nerds: WHAT THE FUCK?
Do guardian angels exist? When you hear stories about Kevin it becomes more believable. It’s a miracle that Kevin even passed his driving test.
I think I remember hearing this story somewhere before...
Honestly, with how the last story ended I feel like Sarah and Adrew have had an affair and were trying to end this up in some weird wicked way.
That story about you, your daughter, and the stairs, reminded me of the the first episode of Good Luck Charlie where Bob was going down the stairs with Charlie, then he somehow slipped, let go of her, slid down the stairs on his butt, and then caught his baby girl in front of his other kids 😂
And then he managed to do the same thing with Toby in another season of the show
@@jeanbean7183 I completely forgot about that!
Dabney, I only know you through your channel, but I can tell you're a great father. You consistently call out all the bad parenting you read about, and tell us what you do differently. You go out of your way to protect her, even from yourself. Seeing you play with her and being active in her life only solidifies my opinion.
I loved that video of rslash being a dad. So cute!
Bless Kevins for the entertainment they bring us 😂
Rslash is a real one for the clumsy rant cuz sometimes I'll have to carry food or drinks up the stairs and just from putting one foot on the stairs i can tell it's a bad clumsing day and I'll immediately ask for help or try to secure the stuff more
Hearing rSlash talk about his clumsiness is making me think about my own. Whenever I'm carrying a plate of food, sometimes I'll accidentally drop some of my cutlery, and it is always ALWAYS my fork and I have no idea why 😅
I also have a habit of knocking my glass of water over on my desk, and no lie, as I go to click on the next of rSlash's videos to watch next, I come this close🤏 to almost knocking it over 😂
15:39 bro how’d you end up that far 😭
I chuckled at the title cause it reminded me of the scene from Re:Zero when Emilia thought she got pregnant by Subaru when he kissed her
I remember that moment! I was shaking my head so bad at that point in the anime...
As one of the clumsiest people alive, I relate to Dabney’s anecdotes of clumsiness so much. I’m always covered in bruises I can’t even remember getting but I can figure it out by seeing what household object matches the height of it on my body and therefore what I must have run into. I had to get an elevator pass back in school because I kept falling *up* the stairs. Not down, up.
As someone who is so clumsy that I not only sprained my ankle by slipping on a squishmello, but also broke my finger by falling from LAUGHING, I can say that others have almost never been hurt by my clumsiness but if they were, I would seek professional help to fix it. I would NEVER be ok with the people I love being hurt by me in any situation.